The Opposite of a Golden Ticket (DC x DP)
The Teen Titans are horrified and delighted to discover that their latest crackpot villain is going to target International Sweetheart Ember McLain who is currently touring in Jump City. The villain wants to lower morale and prove not even famous people are safe from his machinations.
They're horrified because their PR is kinda dodgy at the moment, and Ember is a huge star and an excellent choice for a target. People lucky enough to get tickets to her concerts swear it is a religious experience though there is no useable footage to be found anywhere.
They're delighted because they were not amongst the lucky number of people able to get tickets. But a meeting to arrange her safety and some bodyguard duties while she was in the city would be just as good.
Or it would be just as good if this random roadie would let them through. He didn't care they were heroes. He wasn't letting them through without credentials or tickets.
Danny doesn't actually work here. Ember periodically sends him tickets to her shows, proving to him again that he made a good call letting her out into the world to follow her dreams. Proving she was never hypnotising anyone longer than 90 minutes after they'd paid handsomely for the privilege. He loves to come and see her, support her and tell her he's proud.
He won't let the heroes through.
Eventually, the Titans have had enough. They're about to get violent. They think Ember could be hurt right now. They think this random roadie or stagehand is just being officious.
Danny has to make a choice. Let them through and notice within 5 seconds that Ember is Not Quite Right (she's been a ghost longer than she ever was a human), OR fight them and let them look into him instead.
Ember is his friend. It's not a choice.
"Sorry, I really can't let you through, I need this job."
Danny transforms but uses shapeshifting to keep his colouring human. It just looks like he's vaguely glowing.
He takes Impulse (Kid Flash) out first, icing his boots to the floor. Danny doesn't have superspeed so he's the most serious threat. A quick Wail that's covered by the distant, screaming crowd and the rest of them are disoriented enough that he can disarm them.
After that frankly bafflingly short fight the Teen Titans find themselves back at their tower in front of the Master Computer and struggling to put a mission report for reviewal by the Justice League into words.
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We will finally be getting a new teen titans animated series based on Gabriel Picolo's design. The title will be Beastboy: Lone Wolf, it will focus on Beastboy but really hoping the other titans will show up as well!
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gar: "two hours ago i was inside someone's stomach trying to kill a ghost snake"
kory: "and two hours before that we were killing zombies"
tim: "...and i kissed bernard"
dick: "big night for everyone"
I CANT. OH MY GOD.
AND THE FISTBUMP FROM GAR???
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Garfield: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Y/n: Wow. They sound stupid.
Garfield: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Y/n: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Garfield: I guess you’re right. Hey Y/n, I love you.
Y/n: See! Just say that!
Garfield: Holy fucking shit.
Y/n: If that flies over their head then, sorry Garfield, but they're too dumb for you.
Garfield: Y/n.
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