#beautiful misunderstanding

[jadewritesficshere]

Painting

Modern!Eddie Munson x Female!Reader

Contains: nudes, mutual masturbation, phone sex

18+ only

Eddie flopped face down onto his mattress with a sigh. After working all day, playing at the Hideout, and then hauling all of the bands' equipment, he was wiped. He wanted nothing more then to smoke and go to sleep. His phone pinged with a notification. A contact under the name "Loser" had messaged him, causing a split second of confusion before a lazy grin spread across his face when he realized it was you (he had forgotten he changed it when high). You had been unable to come see Corroded Coffin play tonight as you had made previous plans.

Loser: How did it go?? Good?? Bad??

Loser: Was that one chick who wants to be a groupie there??

Eddie: went ok. Y u jealous?

Loser: just curious lol

Eddie: sure. Wbu?

Loser: Good! Robin and Nancy came. We had a nice dinner. We did paintings! Robin's looks better then mine. Mine looks like shit 😔 now just taking a bath and relaxing.

Eddie: show me?

Loser: lol no???

Eddie: y not? I'm sure it good

Loser: you sure?

Eddie: yes

Loser: fine

Eddie doubted your painting looked bad. You always tore yourself down, even when you did amazing things. He always wanted to throttle you, but knew he would be a hypocrite if he did. Eddie rolled onto his back and looked at the ceiling. He would convince you one day that you were awesome, but until then he would just have to keep reminding you. His phone dinged with a new message from you. He opened it and saw a picture attached and-

Immediately dropped his phone. His heart picked up speed. His eyes widened and face flushed. Eddie dove for the phone as if it were a life preserver and he was drowning. He couldn't believe his eyes. He licked his lips and stared at his phone.

A picture from your neck down. Bubbles in the bath around you. Water was running down your collarbone towards your tits. Your nipples barely covered by the bubbles. One boob having no bubbles around it at all, but your hand flipping him off blocked him from seeing more. He was greedy. He wanted to see more, and had never imagined you would send him this to begin with. Eddie looked down at the tent that had formed in his boxers.

Loser: ask nicely next time 😤

Eddie groaned and his dick twitched. You had totally misunderstood him, he had wanted to see your painting- of course he was more then glad for this outcome. However, he couldn't quite unsee what you had sent, nor would he want to. Eddie reread your text. Next time means more than just this once. Means maybe he could see more. Means maybe he has a better shot with you then he thought. He already overthought things with you many times, and now his brain had just switched to overdrive.

A million thoughts ran through his head as his hand traveled south. He paused briefly," Oh fuck it." He grabbed his dick over his boxers, causing the outline to be very noticeable. He took a pic before sending it to you. He would have felt bad about not sending a message with it, but he would have sat there for ages trying to think of a response. And he couldn't find it in himself to care as he pressed lightly against his dick.

He dropped his phone on his stomach. All Eddie could think about was you as he pulled his dick out of his boxers. Your soap covered tits. How beautiful they looked.. He licked his hand before slowly grasping his dick and squeezing the base, causing the tip to flush more. The pressure causing him to moan. He slowly stroked up and down his length. He picked up the pace, canting his hips up to meet his hand. Part of him wanted to go slow, but the rest of him wanted to get this over with quick so he could do it again and again and again. His chest heaved and sweat started to form on his brow. A sigh fell from his lips that quickly turned to a moan at the thought of it being your hand wrapped around him. How small your hand would look on his dick. How-

His stomach tensed and he jolted as his phone started vibrating and your ringtone played. The vibrations on his lower stomach felt so good, he was tempted to let it keep playing, but the urge to hear your voice was stronger. With his free hand he grabbed the phone and answered. "H-hello?" Eddie asked, panting into the phone. "Oh fuck, Eddie," your voice higher than normal sounded like music to his ears. Eddie moaned and your response was a whimper. "Fuck babe, see what you do to me?" Eddie's voice felt like sandpaper, he was surprised he could even find words. "Uh-huh." The sound of water splashing caught Eddie's attention," holy shit. Are you touching yourself?" "Wish it were you."

Eddie's mind went fuzzy as he picked up speed. The schlick noise picking up, his mind filtering out everything except your moans. "Sound so good. Wish I was there." Eddie mumbled, feeling his tip leaking generously. He was so close. "Fuuuck Eddie I'm gonna-" your sentence was cut off with a moan and he lost it. His hips bucked without rhythm and cum spurted everywhere. He never understood the phrase of people seeing stars behind their eyes until now, but they were more like fireworks. He had never cum this much in his life, not even when he had first found porn.

He slowly came back down, a euphoric feeling enveloping him. A warmth spread in his chest as it heaved, trying to catch a breath. He looked down and saw his shirt covered with his release. Your chuckle pulled him back to earth. "Uh so that happened...so whatcha gonna do about it Munson?" He hummed," Think i should ask you for a date." "You should."

Eddie had the biggest grin when you finally got off the phone, date planned for Friday night. He looked down at your contact name before changing the s to a v. He was going to find that painting you did and make sure it hung over his bed, so he could remember this night forever.

#Eddie eventually tells you about the misunderstanding and you just become more and more embarrassed #You asked him to delete the pic out of embarrassment and he goes on and on about how it is art and how beautiful it is and refuses #He later comes back to you and tells you if you want him to delete it he will and you just laugh and tell him to keep it #He agrees tho that your painting does suck to which you say “yeah I do” and give him a pointed look and he doesn't catch on #Until you huff and grab him and look him in the eyes and flat out tell him what you're offering #Shoutout to my friend who did this to me (it was a clothed pic tho) and I went BRO? and immediately clarified #But it started this thought and it wouldn't shake me loose until I wrote it so here yall go #Idk how to end things and idk how to write smut so take this and do with it as you will #My dumbass over here getting too lost in my own mind to write well fjdjsls #Eddie Munson #Modern!Eddie Munson #Eddie Munson x reader #Eddie Munson/reader #Eddie Munson x y/n #Eddie Munson x you #Eddie Munson/you #Eddie Munson smut #Eddie Munson x female!reader #Stranger Things #Also Eddie absolutely uses only text speech and you get frustrated with it #Jade is Talking

[wulfhalls]

the weird thing about women being considered 'old' at thirty is that like, thirty was marilyn monroe's career peak. beauty icon and talented comic MARILYN MONROE. don't you think it's so weird that we're demonised for being alive for too long? like at what age do you have to forsake all earthly interests? why is the gift of being alive seen as an intrusion. an imposition. we're lucky to get old. we're lucky to jump from incest ship to incest ship

#asks #beautiful and correct and not to undermine and misunderstand the point u so made so very well #i once again want to reiterate that i am in fact 28 and its very important to me that we are all aware of that #djdjdkdkk

[redhistory]

Makes me laugh when I read those fanfics where the Durin line is considered ugly by their own people's beauty standards. Bilbo just admires how good-looking they're. Especially when it comes to Thorin.

I need more of that kind of trope just so funny

#bagginshield #Dwarf beauty standards #Thorin being insecure that hes ugly meanwhile Bilbo feasting on how beautiful he is #Misunderstandings like this i crave for them

[saltpepperbeard]

Big fan of pet names, and subsequently thinking about which pet names Stede and Ed would use with each other. I’m of course a huge fan of Stede using “darling” and “sweetheart” for Ed, and Ed using “love” for Stede.

But one I’ve also been thinking about a lot is Ed using “baby/babe” for Stede. “Baby” could carry negative connotations, what with Stede having to endure so many years of “Baby Bonnet.”

But what if Ed sort of took it back? What if he turned it into something good, something beautiful, something that was theirs? What if he took that past pain and gently bandaged it with a kiss?

And if “baby” in particular still hit a bit too close, what if he proposed “babe?” For better connotations, healing connotations.

For love after years of hurt.

#OFMD #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Revenge Rambles #LISTEN #Whenever I hear their dialogue/voices in my fanfic thoughts and what have you #I always picture them using a lot of pet names #And I also picture Stede using more like…’old fashioned’ ones I suppose #Like darling and dear and dearest and my love #Whereas Ed uses shorter ones like love/sweet/babe #So babe in particular keeps rotating around in my brain #Also this makes me ITCH to write about Ed just slipping ‘baby’ out #And a subsequent misunderstanding with communication to follow coming from that #Because of course lol OF COURSE #But I’m suuuuuch a big fan of characters working through things and settling on something even more beautiful #So I just wjdnwndnd I FROTH

[homo-sasuke]

If Naruto and Sasuke did get together, I really don’t think they’d have a “healthy” relationship. No therapy talk.

They’d probably solve arguments by physically duking it out and then once their anger and frustration is gone, talk about it.

I think they’d both be disgustingly jealous. Both of them have hella attachment/abandonment issues.

Sex would be intense. Teeth, gripping hands, bruises, swollen lips.

They’d be obsessive. Because this is something they’ve needed and wanted for years.

#sns #naruto #narusasu #but don’t misunderstand me this madness is beautiful

[exaltior-a]

So glad to be living in the dirkjake renaissance. Finally, Dirkjake nuance. Dirkjake understanding. Dirkjake violence.

#homestuck #dirkjake #jake english #dirk strider #literally people misunderstanding dirkjake used to make me feel like an insane person who was cut off from polite society #(i had to forve myself to block them instead of getting mad and arguing with them in their replies) #and now those people are the minority and dirkjake is thriving abd people like that they're not perfect and have problems #no more “dirk abused jake!!! theyre bad for eachother!!” or “Jake was so awdul for ghosting dork hes literally the scum of the earth!!” #nuace. companionship. meta analysis. #thats what we have. its beautiful.

[yridenergyridenergy]

Cleaned HD scans of Dir en grey from MASSIVE vol. 41. Photographs by Takao Ogata. 

Shots from the first show of tour22 From depression To____ 25th anniversary at Club Citta’

Do not repost anywhere. Feel free to link to this post though. 

#Dir en grey #scans #photoshop edit #Kyo #京 #Toshiya #Die #薫 #Kaoru #Shinya #from depression to #25th anniversary #makeup #massive #massive vol 41 #magazine #beautiful misunderstandings #live

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

I just had a fascinating and bizarre dream and I’m really sad because it was so complicated but also good and I’ll never be able to write all of it down before I forget

#I went on a big complicated adventufe and in the end was a happy life #I think I was a mom in the end. I definitely got lesbian married to the girl who was on the adventure with me #also there was a plot point about people misunderstanding and thinking ii was Jesus #gonna go back to bed now. goodbye crazy beautiful dream

[chikinan]

"to be loved is to be changed" is like top 5 vanitas no carte narrative themes but I don't think you guys would like the way it goes

#i adore it but its not. sweet there #to be loved is to be changed and hor horrifying is that? #love is inevitable and change is irrevocable #and its all thats worth it but would you rather not carry that weakness #love endures and rebuilds you from the inside and isn't that ghoulish and beautiful #love is grief and love is care but where is the line #between an act of love and a misunderstanding due to your own blindness #love will change you and then who will you be #none of these answered btw we are just pondering #its just basking in the whole of it #aughhawwa #mati barks #vnc

[ddenji]

i think a movie was a good choice for reze's arc!!! i'm literally so excited to see her & denji be whacky on the big screen <3 plus I hope this means good things for the animation overall cuz the anime was gorgeous and there are some really epic moments in reze's arc that i cannot wait to see translated into film. also what a choice to call it reze's arc, bc like yes it is, but also... this is denji's story. they're all his arcs. to me its a good way of reinforcing the ideas surrounding how denji is controlled by his desire for love & the people he chases in pursuit of that love <3 (though also it would be spoilers i guess to show reze and then call it bomb devil arc lol. it serves multiple purposes. to me.) anyways yippee! now we just wait for season two announcement!!

#chainsaw man #chainsaw man movie #reze #denji #i will say that i'm nervous for like... the overall performance of the anime #like 12 episodes and then straight to a movie? #anime only's probably arent ride or die enough for that but... i will have faith. this series WILL be animated in full. trust #we WILL see asa in the anime one day. #meowww tho i am literally so excited for reze. go girlboss give us everything! #she is gonna slay sooo hard #do i think anime onlys deserve her? not really. will i do anything for csm to stay popular until it's fully animated? yes. #even if they misunderstand my beautiful daughter. #scared of twitter already.... #spence.speaks #chainsaw man spoliers #<- just in case #sorry i saw movie announcement and started word vomiting #spence.personal

[virgilisspidey]

12 Splinter (Hamato Yoshi) 🤝 Rose Quartz (Pink Diamond)

Most misunderstood parent in their respective fandoms

#tmnt 2012 #steven universe #splinter didn't even do anything wrong #his parenting is fine #there's nothing wrong with it #sure there are misunderstandings but that's what communication is for #he's not a perfect dad but he tries his best #and don't get me started on rose #i havent even finished steven universe (lazy little shit) but i loved her the moment i saw her #she's so misunderstoof because her character arc is shown backwards #they immediately saw her flaws and not the person she was #she genuinely loved steven even jg she didn't get the chance to see him #all her life as pink diamond all she does is destroy #as rose all she does is protect #but as she gave birth to steven she did the most beautiful thing she loved the most about earth #she made life #isn't that beautiful?

[hartenlust]

i miss being able to go on like 6+ different blogs and see people gossiping / bitching to their followers about me....this used to be a proper country. should i engage in discourse again

#half joking but it Was really funny #my friends & boyfriend mentioning me on their blogs doesnt count for this thats just cute & not bewilderingly funny #it was beautiful being told i wasnt allowed to speak in transmasc discourse because im not fully binary trans. also beautiful was [redacted] #op #i was never a discourse blog dont misunderstand me i did discourse Once and got a lot of joy out of it #but i only write a discoursey post when i actually care about the topic which i usually dont

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

another thing that confuses me about the feminist debate around „pretty privilege“/beauty bias is that i see the same women say „attractive women face problems because they’re attractive“ but „beauty is subjective/not tangible“ like which is it? because either there are attractive women and they face issues or attractiveness is not relevant because its less tangible than other (more severe) dimensions of inequality. and do they really face these issues due to being attractive or because theyre women? because i dont see attractive men face the same issues. i would call it misogyny.

its possible to face misogyny and yet have advantages in other regards - from what ive gathered regarding attractiveness this is mainly related to social acceptance, attractive people having an easier time fitting in and making friends and being treated preferentially on the job market (with the infamous exception of women being denied for being „too beautiful“ which i would again attribute to misogyny rather than attractiveness). which can help build self-esteem and mental health (which does not mean attractive people cant develop mental issues for other reasons) and impact material reality.

dont twist my words now because beauty bias and white supremacy are not even in the same realm and also cant be separated because racism influences beauty ideals and perception, but if you can acknowledge that white women profit from being white, and lightskin women profit from that compared to darkskin women, while still facing misogyny for being women, it should be possible to imagine that attractive women profit from their attractiveness but it can „backfire“ because of misogyny, like it can for white and lightskin women respectively (for example when they are fetishised for their whiteness or being white passing). misogyny is inescapable but it doesnt mean there arent different positions within the system of patriarchy. consider that misogyny even backfires on men despite them having male privileges (for example being sanctioned for being feminine). and if you can acknowledge that fat bias exists it should be possible to acknowledge beauty bias too?

im a bit sad how the debate is going because i see a lot of potential for solidarity here, but for that we first have to acknowledge that there are differences, that attractiveness or lack thereof does create inequality, but that we are more connected because we are women than we are separated by attractiveness. women sharing experiences how they are treated because of their looks is so important. attractiveness is weaponised to separate us. and i would also like to see acknowledged that attractiveness is not just femininity (sociocultural) but it plays a huge part. guess i just miss some more nuance because i see a lot of takes that either claim attractive women dont face misogyny or less attractive women dont face misogyny when in reality misogyny just takes different forms.

i feel like a lot of backlash comes from the difficulty of distancing ourselves from beauty as value, even as feminists. its just not socially acceptable to call someone unattractive. the experiences of average looking and unattractive women are often dismissed because „no woman is ugly“ while the experiences of attractive women are dismissed because the empty promise of beauty was drilled into our heads.

#mine #beauty bias #the fact im even scared to post this because of the rhetoric ive seen surrounding this… #please dont hesitate to bring forward counterpoints because i do feel like im missing or misunderstanding something

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

People who side with Triton and criticize Ariel for rebelling against him miss the whole point of the story. I don't know what it is about Ariel in particular that many people online look for every reason to hate on her and justify everything that happened to her.

#ariel #king triton #disney #the little mermaid #meta #disney meta #i miss people tend to be very dismissive of disney princesses and their trauma #but ariel in particular gets an unhealthy amount of flack #i know she is just an animated character. i'm well-aware she is fictional but boy does the deliberate misunderstanding still drive me crazy #and not in a good way at all #mean** #these critics are exhibiting the exact same mentality and attitude triton and sebastian had towards ariel #and they don't realize it at all #the entire point of the story was about letting go of prejudices. understanding the other side. letting your child go and make decisions fo #themselves. it wasn't just about a girl who gave her voice away because she saw a hot dude or sumn #that is a very gross interpretation of the movie and her character #she wanted to make her father see that there was beauty in the human world and eric was the proof of that #that's why she said “you don't even know him”. she said that because she saw how kind he was to everybody his compassion his love his warmth #his willingness to sacrifice his life for his damn dog. his humility his dreamy nature #he seemed like the pinnacle of humans but also someone she could relate to. a guy who understands her #it wasn't simply because he was hot although that definitely played a big role in her interest because that man was designed to be a total #beauty but anyways i digress. i think of him as the piece that united everything #he was the missing puzzle piece so to day #although ariel is actually the bridge between both worlds and eric is the foundation that maintains it #you know what i mean? #that's the whole point. it's a beautiful story about understanding love forgiveness and overcoming prejudice

[neomuni]

retro hui for sentimentality reasons <3

#I love hyuna y'all don't misunderstand! she's only blurry because she's so distractingly beautiful! #hui #pentagon #triple h #lee hoetaek

[lucrezianoin]

my man was trying so hard to get dicked down

unsuccessfully

#not really unsuccessfully he kinda did it but the misunderstandings #i know this scene has deeper meanings about letting go and the being distant but it made me laugh #it was so funny #he was like hey don't want to ravish me until I cry #I WOULD NEVER DO THAT #*looks into the camerA* #my beautiful man #that is the title