#because

[cordelia-cardale]

A lot of rumours have been circulating around the spoilers dropped about Colin and his sexual life. My main thought on this is: intimacy.

Of course, I have to start by saying that if it’s true, I don’t like it, I don’t agree with it, and I feel uncomfortable seeing it. But hey! The man is single and a grown adult, so he does what he wants.

However, I do think that if we want to see half of the things in the book, including some kinky talk and female sexual pleasure on Pen’s part (help, I’ve been in naughty jail for quite some time now) it is crucial for Colin to know a minimum about what he’s doing. That only happens if he’s had time to discover his own sexuality (although it does take away from the sweetness of them discovering themselves with each other).

Yet, that sweetness might still be here and this is where intimacy comes in. If it’s true and Colin is well and truly in his slutty era, I actually don’t think it’s so ooc of him. We’re talking here about a man who, after his first trip abroad, brought home drugs to get high on.

You know what that is? A sort of escapism.

I see his thrysts in brothels as another sort of escapism. Especially if he’s having threesomes.

No strings attached, no single person to focus on = no intimacy.

We know this man is seeking escape. We’ve also been told he has some demons of his own he needs to wrestle with this season. I think one of those demons might be an intimacy issue.

I mean we’re talking about a man who believed he was so in love in season one he was ready to marry immediately. Only to later find out that his trust had been abused (I’m not commenting on what Marina chose to do, I’m just saying that he most likely felt extremely betrayed). And even if he says that he’s moved on in season 2, which his sexual experiences in season 3 will attest to, that boy is probably quite scarred on a mental level and is probably still escaping all sorts of real attachment. I mean even the swagger shows it. He knows he’s handsome and he’s having fun with it, but he is probably nowhere close to being ready to commit when the season starts.

And in comes our beloved Pen and she’s taking none of his shit. Worse, she will see right through him and eventually confront him about his need to escape, which will lead to a passionate carriage make out scene (mind still in the gutter, I do apologise, honestly send help). And for Colin, who possesses all that swagger, is visiting brothels and having threesomes, for his knees to buckle and to have trouble breathing because Pen gives him a compliment about his eyes in the context of a suitor lesson? It’s absolutely hilarious.

That man will always melt into a puddle when he’s with her because it is her. It is Pen, his Pen, a part of the family and someone who brings out the vulnerability in him he is so desperate to hide away.

I think, just as much as she needs to grow in confidence, he needs to grow in his trust in a relationship and to stop running and seeking escape. And I think they will help each other grow in that way. They will discover themselves with each other because there will be that intimacy and that vulnerability that these two do not have with any one else.

Of course that is also what might make the reveal of Lady Whistledown even worse for Colin. Because she is in part responsible for the pain and the betrayal he’s experienced. She did try to warn him and he did not listen so she felt like she had no other choice. But it was badly handled and he says that too. So we might get a duality where Colin finds that intimacy and that trust in Penelope and only her, but he also cannot just ignore how she’s responsible for his demons. And they will have to learn to grow around each other’s best and worst parts and decide whether they are what they want or not.

Anyway all this rambling to say that the sex scenes (if we do get them, I’m still not totally convinced) are probably a way to explore Colin’s demons but mean nothing. And I think (hope) we’ll be able to see the stark contrast in his attitude when he’s with Pen. Because after all, this is Pen, and this is love, and this is nothing like he’s ever felt before.

#bridgerton #polin #bridgerton season 3 #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #I apologise for my rambling #but honestly if this is the story they choose to tell it might get a bit dark #but it will also be such a beautiful love story #of two people who know each other better than anyone and despite all the demons and the doubts and the struggles still decide #to choose each other #because #there is no one else

[tahhnjj]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH ARGDHDHD

#MORE MAKARAVE #call of duty #phillip graves #vladimir makarov #BECAUSE #AGJRHFF MY MIND

[54625]

completely random, I know, but

#because #I've seen people on occasion refer to the huevito office chat as us being “in the fridge” before stream #offline* #and i just accepted that as the canon #but now that I'm thinking about it #i don't store my eggs in the fucking fridge? #fitmc #<IT'S HUEVITO RELATED #polls #tumblr polls #if you store them somewhere else please tell me i would love to know what the fuck is wrong with you

[dragonpyre]

Gift piece for @llisona! I love the idea that Jason didn't get those scars from an autopsy, but rather, somewhere else

(Guess what, @wrencatte wrote a fic)

Commission info ko-fi

#jason todd #bruce wayne #red hood #batman #dc comics #dc #fanart #fan art #my art #comic #batfamily #batfam #he got vivisected~ #by who? #ra's obvi #why? #because #WHY ARE PPL TAGGING THIS DANNY PHANTOM

[al4thea]

This was so much fun to draw, easily one of my favorite drawings this year. It's all thanks to @tapioca-milktea1978 for this commission °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° the collaboration of ideas were so funny- I hope you guys find this as entertaining as us♡

Based on the Chainsaw Man car meme Commission still open!

#the steering wheel is on the left #yes #not on the right #because #meme #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #cod mwii #ghoap #ghost x soap #ghostsoap #soapghost #soap x ghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty

[plantsjustwannahavefun]

I still can’t get over that we got to see this.

GIFs taken from https://www.tumblr.com/flowergrenades/724087820292112384/oh-yes-its-working

The moment he broke into that smile, my first thought was how much he looks like the Doctor here. Because Crowley doesn’t smile like that. We’ve never seen him smile like that: with such pure, radiant, uninhibited joy and awe. Not as himself. The first scene of this season was so impactful because we saw what Crowley was like as an angel, just how adorable and pure he was, full of overflowing love and affection for all of creation… and how much of a contrast it was to Crowley as a demon – jaded, weary, guarded, hiding behind his dark glasses and a grumpy, sardonic demeanour.

But this smile. It’s dazzling. There’s not a trace of irony or snark or sneering amusement, nothing of the sort. He’s just happy. Yes, it’s one of those “pictures taken seconds before a disaster” moments, but he doesn’t know it yet. Right now, he’s watching two humans about to fall in love. Knowing it was him who made it happen. Him, a demon, putting just a little bit more love into this world. And this makes him so happy.

Everything about the way this shot is framed is so intimate, and vulnerable, and powerful. He’s resting his forehead against the window, with his glasses off, and his face is right in front of us, the viewers. It almost feels like intruding on a private moment… because it is. He’s only smiling like that because no one’s looking at him. He wouldn’t do it in front of anyone else. Not even Aziraphale, I think.

But imagine if Aziraphale had been there to see it. He would have perished and discorporated on the spot. He’d have fallen in love with him right there and then, if he hadn’t already fallen in love with him many times over.

I don’t give a fuck if they kiss in S3, I can take it or leave it. The only thing I want is for Crowley to smile at his angel like that. And for Aziraphale to see it.

#haven't seen anyone talk about this yet #so i guess it had to be me #someone had to #because #look at him 🥺🥺 #he's precious #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 spoilers #crowley

[nerdpoe]

Selina has her eye on a one-of-a-kind jewel.

The museum it's in have no idea what kind it is, just that it was a leftover result of an attack on Earth by some dimension called the Infinite Realms.

And, well...it's really very beautiful.

Diamond white and abyss black and frosty blue, constantly shifting colors, emits cold, constantly generating frost so that it's shimmering in the lights.

It's unique. It's stolen from another dimension. It's gorgeous.

She wants it.

So; she takes it.

She...can't really bring herself to take it to a magic user to return it just yet.

Mostly, she keeps it in a glass, temperature controlled container in her apartment.

Harley and Ivy think it's pretty, but they don't really experience the same draw that Selina does.

She resolves that she will contact the Infinite Realms to ask if it's something they want back in...a week.

One week turns into one month.

One month turns into four months.

Four months turn into a year.

For that year, the beautiful jewel sits in it's protected case, and Selina ogles it when she's a bit too stressed. Every day, it seems to get brighter and shinier.

She isn't driven by compulsion, no-she knows herself too well. She knows damn well she's being driven by greed.

Then one day, as she's staring at it-the jewel starts to glow. The glass case shatters. A form begins to shape out of frost and-possibly-space.

And then there is a teenager, sitting bewildered in her apartment. All wild white hair and wide green eyes, shock written into his very expression.

He stares at her.

She stares at him.

"...So, not to be weird, but why are my instincts telling me you're my mom?"

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #the first time he goes human he gives her a heart attack #because #“oh no i'm becoming bruce” #but her possessiveness of Danny's core #her providing a protected place for it to flourish #offering it “love” (it was greed but whatever) #made his ghost side go #“oh is this mom? this is mom.” #now they both get to deal with the consequences of that

[lifryxai]

pounded in the butt by my 500 ton asexual robot mecha that's still dtf because asexuality isn't an indicator of whether something will fuck you

#chuck tingle #armored core #asexual #i named my long range sniper lancer the arrow ace #get it. #because #its good with arrows #and im a great pilot

[bearotonin-international]

Jesus fucking christ this reddit shit lmao

Uuuhhhh.. Friend, you might not have noticed, but we’re a bear blog

#we post about bears #just bears #sometimes the teams use bears as a way to vent #but the underlying theme is always bears #if someone wants to make the connection from comment cursing out Reddit be our guest #but the team is unable to do so #y’all can ask us for bears #because #we post bears #ask

[aaeeart]

(commission info)

Hair. HAIR- I mean, him ~

#kanan jarrus #star wars rebels #star wars #fanart #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #swr art #swr fanart #star wars fanart #my art #loose hair #swr kanan #caleb dume #ahsoka series #what it counts #jedi #character art #star wars a new dawn #because #= coat #let the hair rest #fabulous hair #i can't live without loose hair #swr #sw rebels #sw kanan #sw art #rebels #finally some kanan

[j3llyf1shdust]

I love them sm i dont think I can even express it properly

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also heres a version with a little bit of cleanup

#my art #sonic the hedgehog #digital art #miles tails prower #tails the fox #sonic and tails #sonic and tails being bros #sonic the hedgehog fanart #sonic fanart #i love drawing these two #i love them #im spreading propaganda #and thats ok #because #yeah idk #unbreakable bond

[gin-juice-tonic]

lazies your susan

#because #why not

[lollyyon]

I know for a fact that Dan Howell is a trashy bitch and it is only because whenever fanfiction is brought up it’s ALWAYS wattpad with him. Never have I heard this man utter the words “ao3” or “archive of our own” and yet I can’t tell you how many times he’s mentioned wattpad

#anyways love you bbg #queeueu #time to #obnoxiously tag this shit #because #I’m desperate for attention #daniel howell #Dan Howell #dnp #dan and phil #phan #dan and phil games #danandphilgames #dnpgames #dapg #dapgames #dnpg

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

Screaming.

Please do not do this but I just screamed for 30 minutes so here’s what you should know.

Can’t do it continuously for very long, have to stop to breathe (amount of time and breaths it takes to recover depends on how long you hold it)

It is EXHAUSTING. Seriously, if your whumpee has been screaming for more than thirty seconds multiple times, they won’t have ANY energy to fight back against the whumper. My head was hanging down for a bit because I was just so tired. The exhaustion also caused dizziness when I stood up. Also it’s been around five minutes and my throat still hurts super bad.

Oddly, I could still talk, maybe a bit of rasp in my voice but still effectively and fairly easily. (Again, about thirty minutes with tiny breaks)

Seriously when the exhaustion hits, it hits H A R D

Mouth kinda hurts too tbh

Heart beats pretty rapidly during and shortly after

My head hurts

Both hurts and helps to cough

Update an hour later: slightly hurts throat to talk

Moral of the story:

Don’t scream so much that you exhaust yourself,

Make your whumpee scream to the whumpers content

#my whump #my posts #so yeah #imma bed now #whump #whump community #whumpblr #screaming #whump ideas #whump prompts #kinda #exhaustion whump #update: did it again #because #me = stupid #stomach and throat hurt #mouth hurts too #update much later: throat still a bit sore but I am ok #someone’s going to read my fic and be like ‘why was there so much detail about the screaming tho??’ #and I’m just over here 😀😀😀’YOU MERE MORTAL COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND MY SACRIFICE’

[saffitaffi]

The Witch because I love her personality, especially when it leads into The Thorn Route lol

#art #digital art #artists on tumblr #black tabby games #slay the princess #slay the princess fanart #slay girlboss #slay the princess the witch #the witch #slayyyyy gorl you can be in my nightmares anytime #kinda furry but it’s fine #i can fix her #fanart #I think I’ll do The Tower next #because #she’s so hot #and a dommy mommy

[luneariann]

Some fem skk, as a treat

#I think Dazai had long hair in pm and cut it all off when he left #because #I wanted an excuse to draw both 🫶🫶 #this is Dazais revenge for Chuuyas piercings btw #bsd #skk #chuuya #dazai #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs fanart #chuuya nakahara #chuuya nakahara fanart #soukoku #soukoku fluff #skk fanart #soukoku fanart #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai osamu #fem dazai #femzai #fem chuuya #chuuyabsd #bungou stray dogs chuuya #bsd chuuya #ely-comics