#because

[grandapplewit]

Am I really going to have to write the fake dating au where Mike (an idiot) realizes he’s in love with Will, but doesn’t think Will likes him back - so he asks Will to pretend to date him to piss off Hopper (who’s Will’s stepdad). Will (also an idiot) agrees, because he is Absolutely 100% Positive that Mike is Straight™️, and this is the closest he’ll ever get to dating him

#they’re both idiots your honor #post season 4 of course #also known as hoppers awful no good very bad month #because this is an April Fools Joke that they decided to keep up until someone called them on it #because #as I said before #theyre idiots #byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byres

[ba0shanblack]

For ep.12 Build said: "Prepare Pop-Corn".

Build doesn't understand.

🙃

#tw alchohol mention #kinnporche the series #vegaspete #pete x vegas #thank gawd #there s only a little left #but enough to give me #THE STRENGTH #because #lord wont

[pigdemonart]

【MIDNIGHT】

Alt title was gonna be “tonedeaf” lmfaoo. I enjoy the fandom’s music headcanons (personally, I joke to myself that they get attached to train related songs because 🗿 it funny.) NOW are they good at singing? Up to the reader. I just know that its painfully loud. Fittingly chandelure has no volume control and exclusively screams.

I think they get to be a little silly and sleepy off the clock, as a treat.

Its this song btw, in case it wasn’t readily obvious.

Bl*nkshippers DNI, im very tired.

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#submas #ingo #emmet #pokemon black and white #pokemon #subway masters #my art #chandelure #the lyrics just HAPPENED to fit ever so nicely #and i took psychic damage from it #also hides this hc here. i envision them being big fans of jazz and blues and a bunch of oldies #because #………..n-new york…. #comic #long post #i guess?

[clericbylers]

it baffles me that people are fully convinced mike could never reciprocate will’s feelings when this scene literally exists like what the hell was this they’re literally flirting and giving each other heart eyes why did they jump like they’d been caught red-handed confessing their love to each other when they heard the car outside why does mike only use that soft voice when he’s with will they can’t fool me with their gay ass friend zoning this was the fruitiest shit i’ve ever witnessed

#byler #yes im putting this in the tag #because #it’s #poetic cinema #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things 4

[sokodraws]

Memor sum cotidie tui, in animo meo semper remanebis

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(PLEASE DON’T COPY/EDIT/USE/REPOST, REBLOG INSTEAD)

#unus annus #memento mori #we were here #crankgameplays #markiplier #it's been a year huh? #time flies #all the 'we were here' were written by the members of the community #over a hundred of individual people took part in making this piece complete C: #thank y'all #btw the latin text says #I am mindful of you everyday you shall always remain in my heart #tho here meant more as #always on my mind forever in my heart #because #semper in mente mea in perpetuum in corde meo #doesn't sound as nice in my opinion lol

[spoopdeedoop]

tw eyestrain

#my art #feeling kinda shit but uh here #quackity #dsmp #mcyt #dream smp #karlnapity #karl jacobs #sapnap #jschlatt #originally posted this on youtube without the watermark because im stupid #and twitter #because #im still stupid #lmao

[marinebiologyshitposts]

Why are blobfish are Like That

well, blobfish actually look much more suited to their environment- when they are actually seen in their environment. this image i found on google maps explains it well!

their bodies are best suited for surviving at about 60 to 120 times as much pressure as we experience at sea level. (fun fact- maintaining a swim bladder would likely be very inefficient at that pressure. in order to be able to float, blobfish are made primarily of a gelatinous mass that is slightly less dense than water!) when they get pulled up in fishing nets, or by a natural disaster, their body rapidly depressurizes, expanding their tissues beyond their natural limits, turning the barely-swimming, deep-dwelling fish on the left into the more commonly portrayed image on the right.

while doing a little more research on this, instead of doing my final research paper like i should be, i discovered that there is only one instance of a blobfish specimen being kept alive in captivity, located at the Aquamarine Fukushima, in Japan! the specimen was pulled- alive- through about 750 to 1,200 meters of water before it was moved to the aquarium. now look at this screenshot from a news article about it because im about to cry over it.

#cryptic clicks #blobfish #i make a lot of blobfish posts. theyre low-hanging fruit i know. but they are soooo funny. so funny little fish. #fuck. not low-hanging fruit. low-floating fish. #because #the. b. because th. because blobfish. they fl. b. because #original coast

[soracities]

e.e. cummings, from “because” (Poem 29 in Uncollected Poems), Complete Poems: 1904-1962

[Text ID: “Silence(which is

nothing;but whom we call,darkness)”]

#q #lit #quotes #e.e. cummings #because #the complete poems of ee cummings #sing me down into the dark #nocturnes #reading #typography #archive #m #x

[secondbeatsongs]

does neuralblender have a character limit

#because #I've had a terrible idea

[milkpansa]

#milk pansa #loml #just wanted these on here tbh #because #SHE #stunning stunning stunning 😔 #zzarchive

[the-successors-of-man]

THE ENTITIES DONE IN NEURALBLENDER

#tma #the magnus archives #neuralblender #the hunt tma #the flesh tma #the slaughter tma #the eye tma #the desolation tma #the dark tma #the vast tma #the end tma #the web tma #the buried tma #the spiral tma #the corruption tma #the stranger tma #the extinction tma #one for each then one for my favorite alternate name #other than the extinction #because #smirk emoji #smirks 14 emoji #a lot of these are thematically accurate too #body horror

[casmybelovedass]

#I crave death #studgate #jensen ackles #misha collins #cockles #BECAUSE

[turrondeluxe]

Have you ever considered how other decipticons would deal with having to babysit wildbreak?(personally I think DW would do the best)

I have actually!!! And tbh I also think he would be the best for that in the whole nemesis

#BECAUSE #i like him #and also because of his sense of honor ko and bd can trust that wildbreak is safe enough when leaving him with dreadwing #hes just a cool dude #i think he would actually be like a cool uncle and take baby on jet rides #ask #fer talks #anon #my art #doodles #transformers prime #maccadam #dreadwing #wildbreak #tfp dreadwing #rid wildbreak

[pimsri]

Tolkientober day 31 : Home

#because #second home in middle-earth #you get it #haha #please i'm listening to The Road Goes on from LOTR musical while drawing this #I am having a feeling #the lord of the rings #middle-earth #the hobbit #lotr #jrrt #jrr tolkien #j.r.r. tolkien #hobbiton #gondor #gray haven #mordor #lothlorien #the shire #lonely mountain #hobbit #dwarves #what to put in tag #but i'm too lazy to tag everything in this pic #pimsriart

[shiraishi-mai]

[10:30 PM]

“Oh JESUS Christ” 

“y/n chan!”

Your eyes snapped open as you gazed at the creme ceiling of the building. You heard footsteps and a familiar scowling face looked down as you lay on your back spread out like a starfish.

“Hi Haji~”

“What are you still doing here?”

“I just thought I’d stare at the ceiling for a bit. Have you noticed someone really needs to clean the lights up there?” 

He looked at you with an unamused expression.

“You know if you keep scrunching your face like that, you’ll get wrinkles by the time you hit 20. And then I’ll  start calling you old man Haji.” 

You heard a burst of bright laughter and then flinched when a pair of warm brown eyes were dangerously close to your face. 

“Iwa-chan already acts like a grouchy grandpa anyway” Oikawa said, squatting beside you. His arms rested lightly on his knees and he peered down at you.

“But why are you here?”

You groaned. “Practising jump serves.”

“For how long.” Iwaizumi crossed his arms.

“Since practice ended.” You grinned sheepishly. “I can’t move anymore.”

“y/n-chan you shouldn’t stay so late. You need your beauty sleep.”

He yelped when Iwaizumi smacked him on the back of the head and he fell forward onto his knees. 

“You’re the last person who should be talking.”

“Excuse me,” You said sitting up. “I don't need beauty sleep, I’m always looking fresh and cute.” You cupped your palm against your face. He briefly glanced at the white wrapping on your pinky finger before looking back. 

“Yeah your dark circles, greasy hair and jammed finger are kind of ruining the cute concept you’re going for.” 

“Iwa-chan! That’s no way to speak to a lady.” 

“Yeah you’re supposed to pretend and agree with me,” you huffed and narrowed your eyes at him while he rolled his. “Toru is the only one I can rely on.” 

Oikawa immediately struck a pose, his thumb and index finger making a V-line under his chin. Both of you fluttered your eyelashes at Iwaizumi in innocence. 

“I can’t handle both of you at the same time,” he said, shaking his head and turning around to walk off. “Stay, don’t stay, I'm heading out.” 

“Tsk, as if he’s not going to wait 5 min outside before sticking his head in and yell at us to leave.” 

Oikawa laughed nervously. “We should probably follow him. My head still hurts from when he hit me earlier.” 

You held your arms up. “Up, please then.” Oikawa grinned mischievously in response before scooping you up bridal style and speeding off. 

“Oikawa! This is too high!” You squealed as both of you rushed past Iwaizumi (who was indeed leaning against the gym wall). Your yells soon turned to a gasp of shock and then giggles as Oikawa suddenly broke off into a sprint toward the school gates. 

Iwaizumi didn’t move from his spot and watched your antics, a soft smile gracing his lips. 

The other idiot in his life. 

One day he’d confess. Tell you how his heart pounded painfully fast when you smiled at him. How he had accidentally stuttered in his run up to spike as he heard your voice come from behind him when you visited practice. How he remembers the first time he looked at you as a girl and not the 5 year-old that sassed Oikawa at the playground, and how all of a sudden his face felt hot and he couldn’t meet your eyes when you helped each other stretch before practice. How he thought you were cute today - you were always cute. 

All that and the fact that Oikawa threatened to tell you if he didn’t man up and say something. It had earned him a volleyball to the head but Iwaizumi knew he was right. 

He sighed and listened to the crickets chirping in the cool night air. There was a brief silence and then he swore.

You assholes had left him to lock up.

#this is purely self indulgent #because #I practiced jump serving yesterday #until my vision started swaying #I need an Iwa to drag me out of the gym #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #iwaizumi drabble #iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi fluff #haikyuu fluff #oikawa toru #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi x y/n

[australian-zuko]

I wholeheartedly subscribe to the idea that Sokka coins the term 'edgelord' in the atla universe purely to bully Zuko when he's being overdramatic

#because #because he's the FIRE lord?? #get it??? #i am a comedic genius. #zuko lowkey IS an edgelord i mean look at him. hes got anxiety #he probably writes poetry or some shit idk #he watches theatre #he uses SWORDS #edgelord smh #zuko #sokka #atla #avatar #zukka #atla headcanon #atla hc #firelord zuko #sokka my beloved <3 #headcanon #zuko headcanon #sokka headcanon #avatar the last airbender

[alrightyaphrcdite]

leaked photo from peacemaker's phone post tss

#rick flag #here's your well deserved fix-it besties #dc #harley quinn #because #god gave me free will and i WILL use it for this #my man deserved better #the suicide squad #joel kinnaman #margot robbie #joker #idris elba #rick flag x reader

[minajaro]

Draco Malfoy.... I had a field day with the hair. And when i say field day i mean i went to hell and back huh

#draco malfoy #draco fanart #drarry fanart #drarry #its gay #im here for the gays #harry james potter #Hogwarts #harry potter fanart #Dark academia #Because #Homoeroticism #Art #Drawing #Ink

[zoekinsellas]

I got you. Okay?

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) dir. Marc Webb

#tasmedit #dailyflicks #gwen stacy #userfilm #tusercarol #usercy #userharumi #userannalise #usermarcy #userksena #nessa007 #userchewie #cinematv #userjacko #the amazing spider man #tasm #myedit #...does this explain itself #because #t e n d e r

[intramoon]

What a mess I leave to follow ... 

Drew inheriting her wings from her mother, Wednesday, who ripped them out her own back the day she was born.

#intramoon #Here's a simple edit! #I would do more Drew content #but her story #is so complicated sometimes #I just never fell prepared enough #but I think I finally #see that same quiet sadness in Drew #that I see in older posts #with Wednesday #I might just write Drew's story in a novel #format #because #don't think I could do it accurately in the sims who knows!