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#because c!tubbo is literally in love with c!ranboo
lowkeyrobin · 1 month
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if your taking requests then can i get an mcyt hcs of a s/o with long hair that's curly but like in a taylor swift debut type curly not like a barrel curls type way. anyway so their s/o's hair is like mega wild and they just never really style it, they brush it and take care of it but just not like sit down and style it, and so their hair is almost always down naturally and just how they'd react to it
yes of course!! thanks for the request, I rlly like this one :D hopefully I got everyone you're looking for here lol 🫶🫶🫶
MCYT ; you have long & curly hair
includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, freddie badlinu, niki nihachu, quackity, and foolish gamers
warnings ; language
y/f/c = your favorite color
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TOMMYINNIT
absolutely loves your hair
he loves playing with it & he loves losing his hands in the density
he never asks to style your hair or anything because he doesn't know shit about it, but he likes being walked through how you care for it
at one point he randomly blurts out "you know, I've never seen you style your hair before"
"What, do you want me too?"
you guys have this whole little (civilized) conversation about your hair and how you prefer to wear it down instead of trying to fight with it
he gets interested if he can try and style it himself for you because he thinks you'd look so awesome with some styles
you shrug and let him
he does some simple stuff, needing your help to braid and whatever
he does a waterfall braid, then tries out some small, simple updos and two French braids
after that you go outside while the sun is sitting and take a bunch of pretty pictures of each other
he absolutely loves your hair, natural or styled
he loves learning about how you take care of it and you let him help you do so as well
he just likes watching you do stuff with your hair in general, and likes asking questions on what everything does
such a sweetheart fr
TUBBO
he sees, even the fact you never style it, your hair as a way that you express yourself
he swears when you're having a sick, sad, or tired day, your hair reflects it. it's a little less shiny and bouncy, as he says
idk he's got some weird sixth sense for you and your curls
but he also loves learning about how you take care of your hair and what everything in the products and what all the tools do
"have you ever thought about styling it?"
you shrug "I guess, I just don't like having to tussle with it everyday, I'd rather just pull it back or wear it down how it is"
he nods in response
he has a whole notes page of everything you use and when you're running low, he reorders it just in perfect time
he makes sure to get the exact same thing bc he knows that different brands use different shit and he doesn't want you getting stuck with something you don't like
he likes learning about different curl patterns and textures
atp just get him into cosmetology school
you may have to teach him the same thing 3 times but it's okay, cause it's the fact he listens and actually takes it all in because he loves you yk?
"You think that'd do the same thing for my hair?"
"you wanna try?"
"sure"
RANBOO
bro you literally saved their dead, fried ass hair /lh
it first started over the fact that you pointed out how fried their hair looked and that they needed to try new products so they took advice from you, obviously
literally spent 5 hours in the bathroom teaching him all about the products you use and what they do for your hair
and obviously they'd work different for both of you because you have totally different hair, but it'd still definitely help his hair
you introduce him to some more clarifying shampoo and massage-in cream/lotion to help his hair not get really dry or overly greasy and excentuate the fluffininess of their natural texture and the layers in their haircut
genuinely doesn't trust anyone with his hair other than you
always asks you questions about his hair, considering you know best
he likes watching you take care of your hair as well, like when you massage your scalp with oil or detangling, or diffusing it after a shower
he also helps you with a lot of this because he genuinely wants to and reaching the back of your head is a struggle sometimes
like when/if you have to section it and clip it up, he'll be there with the hot pink clips and a dream
you teach him all about different combs and he just nods the whole way through
he did actually retain that information
tweeting out shit like "ranboo just learned what a wide tooth comb is today, #parenting #momlife #dadlife #millenial"
FREDDIE BADLINU
loves learning about your hair texture
he also loves taking care of it for you
if you're too sick or tired, just sit down in the bathtub
he's got the detachable shower head, a towel, your products, and a dream
a dream to just make you sit down for 3 seconds and chill, God damn
anyways, you teach him all about the different products you use, how often you use them, why you use them, etc etc
you let him play around with your hair sometimes, but not that much
he likes braiding like 3 strands of your curls together to make some little braids and whatever to frame your face but that's really it
when you're cuddling and stuff, he totally like massages your scalp and loves getting his hands tangled in your curls
it's like a nap when you wake up with lines on your arms/face and your mouth is all dry like you've been drooling
best feeling ever
"wait, what's the difference between almond oil and coconut oil again?"
"the diffuser is this thing, right?"
after a while, he knows all the words like a second language
he ends up getting bored one day and doesn't wanna do the dishes so he decides to organize all your stuff for you
you already had little system but after a while you just threw things back in the general vicinity where they belonged so he was like "eh fuck it this is more fun than doing dishes"
he makes sure to sort by the order you use them and how often instead than in color order which
you walk in, see him organizing and just walk out bc no way in hell were you disturbing him nor were you gonna organize it yourself LMAO
QUACKITY
he really doesn't understand all the different products and tools but he does his best to learn
he just likes helping you take care of it and stuff
he notices literally all your combs and brushes are like breaking at the seams so he's like "fuck it I'll buy you new, more high quality ones"
he's a gift giver/acts of service guy what can I say
he makes sure they're either in black, white, or your favorite color, whatever you prefer
even gets you a new water bottle for backup bc the old one barely functioned
also reorders anything when you're running low asap
will gladly spend 200 dollars on hair care products and replacing old stuff
your happiness matters more than how much money he has in his pocket to him
also helps you organize all your stuff once you get a good little setup going
deadass streams it too
"wait, why aren't we doing it by color?"
"Why would that make sense? you always organize this kinda stuff by the order in which you use it"
"Okay Hermione Granger"
"bro what"
the silence 💀
he barely knows the difference between a fine tooth comb and a master sketcher but it's okay
don't even try to ask him the difference between all the different types of oils
literally gets embarrassed like "no! I knew that, I thought you were talking about something else!"
he's a lawyer and a streamer, not a salon professional dude 😭🙏
NIKI NIHACHU
she loves your hair no matter what you do with it
she loves being able to comb through it with her fingers or help you just tie it back if you're gonna get messy or stream for a bit
don't even worry about having to take care of it out of the shower, she's got you
she knows the whole routine front to back
you guys share some products
especially combs and brushes but duh
it's a mix of black, purple, and y/f/c LMAO
she frequently disinfects all your combs and brushes and everything for you too
after time she labels all the combs and brushes and whatnot so just in case you guys don't mix anything up, especially if you'd rather just not share certain things just in case which is totally fine!
she loves putting clips in your hair to push the front bits away from your face
she's got those cute, little, silver star ones
absolutely loves the smell of the stuff you put in your hair
when you're snuggling, she'll always hide her face in like the crook of your neck or in your hair cause it's genuinely soothing
she also likes braiding 3 strands to just frame your face and to add a cute little sign of her so you carry her around all day basically
FOOLISH GAMERS
has no idea of what's ever going on in the bathroom
but he'll help you if you need it anyways
"whats this one for again?"
he's got a hairbrush, a comb and some clips for any backup random shit
he has no idea what eggshell infused keratin etc etc means (I was trying to thing of my shampoo but can't remember other than the eggshell part LMFAO)
he does like asking questions about everything and learning what it does
"Why do you only use some like less than others?"
he's just here for the learning experience
notices some tattered tools in drawers/cupboards so for your birthday he gets you a whole new set of stuff from a really fancy brand
"Holy shit, how much did this cost??"
the silence afterwards was SO LOUD before you heard quackity literally cackling behind you
tweeting shit like "foolish just learned what a rat tail comb is. holy shit" and "foolish just learned about shrinkage today?"
in his defense, he never really though about shrinkage that much, he totally didn't put it into perspective and forgot your hair is technically double/triple the length of what he usually sees
like you'll pull it away from your face to demonstrate and he's just like "damn how long have you been growing your hair??? how have I not noticed?"
also a photographer when it comes to you
loves posting pics where your hair is a defining subject and just really perfects your presence and beauty <3
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transbeeduo · 4 months
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btw c!tubbo literally cannot sleep without cuddling someone i think. he usuaully will fall asleep cuddling ranboo because they literally share the same bed but sometimes he cuddles tommy if he's sleeping over at tommy's house or something so like in new lmanberg and while ranboo was dead he got very VERY little sleep,,,, he loves latching onto people to cuddle them he's 100% the big spoon i know this
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simplepotatofarmer · 4 months
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Is there anything Dream can do that would make Techno want to kill him post prison? Would betrayal be enough?
so the thing here is, one of the defining features of their relationship is that c!dream has never betrayed c!techno.
a claim i've seen people in fandom make is that 'dream wanted techno dead so bad but was afraid of him' is just wrong, objectively, and those people have never watched a moment of relevant lore.
because if that was true, he would've just let the butcher army happen. there's not a single time when dream positions himself against techno and when he might be, dream immediately changes his plans. he doesn't even betray techno under the threat of torture.
and on techno's side, man has been betrayed so many times and even then he doesn't want those people dead. he's hurt and angry and wants to tear down the thing that's causing the hurt to him and his friends and i guess you could say he doesn't really care if the people live or die. he laughs about tubbo dying but techno laughs about a lot of things. but he got betrayed by tommy once and still accepted him back.
the point is, it's hard to imagine a circumstance where either of them actually want to kill each other.
but if dream was to ever hurt one of techno's other friends (and by this i mean phil, ranboo or niki), i think that'd be it. if techno has to kill dream to save one of them? yeah, i can see that. i think techno would hate it, would be confused by it, but that he'd do it. it would probably have to be that drastic, though, based on who techno is as a person and i think it would also have to be an extremely drastic situation for dream to even go that far.
anyway, this is one of my favorite aspects of their characters and relationship because dream literally had multiple chances to betray techno and never did and there were plenty of things techno could've cut ties with dream over but never did. why are they like this. i love it.
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clingyduoapologist · 9 months
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dsmp characters' smash mains
c!Tommy: probably kirby or some shit but I saw this one video of cc!tommy playing Smash with Metaknight and he would literally only use NeutralB to attack and SideB to approach and that has such strong fucking c!tommy energy that I can't stop thinking about it
c!Tubbo: Minecraft Steve. I would fucking hate fighting against him he'd pull off like NIL uptilt-upair chains and kill me at 30 off a bad roll I'd fucking hate his stupid ass steve
c!Wilbur: He doesn't know what the hell he's doing he'd probably just be like "huh, Mario, I know that guy" and then write emo poetry after he falls off the stage three times and Tommy laughs at him for it
c!Dream: Joker (see this post)
c!Quackity: Loves King K. Rool and is actually pretty good but he never plays him because he's a tier whore and is trying desperately to convince people that his aegis has sauce (it doesn't he knows it doesn't he just wanted to play a top tier)
c!Foolish: Always picks Donkey Kong when messing around but if he gets pissed off he switches to this pocket fox he has and literally just wipes the floor with fucking anyone without even blinking it's fucking scary man
c!Purpled: Aeigis (he's also a tier whore but unlike quackity he's actually good at them) (he's also a controller smasher when he loses)
c!Ranboo: Jigglypuff cuz he thought she was cute, but he also has no idea what he's fucking doing (i'd fucking get his ass so hard with a tipper marth fsmash and he'd die at fucking 25% and then go and monologue sadly about it and it would be the best day of my life)
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anonymous-dentist · 6 months
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One of the weirder things to come out of the dsmp I think is like. An over-reliance on fanon? Not that that’s a bad thing, because that’s about all dsmp fans had after summer 2021, but it’s weird.
Because you’ll have these tumblr polls going around and it’ll be like “Benchtrio versus Cumduo” and the propaganda for Benchtrio is that people really like the fics written about them. Same goes for any poll involving c!Tommy or the rest of SBI.
Even when it’s supposed to be a poll explicitly about canon, you’ll see the propaganda be like “I love reading fics about them they live in my head rent free” despite the characters never really interacting beyond fanfiction or headcanons, and they’ll win the round because they’re popular and they have a lot of fics written about them
Is this a bad thing? Not necessarily. Sometimes fanon is all you have, and that’s fine, it’s how things have worked for all of human history
What really confuses me though is the erasure of canon dynamics in favor of feel-good fanon. Take Benchtrio as an example: c!Tubbo and c!Ranboo were married, and c!Tommy felt left out and lowkey resented them for it. But in fics you see them all living and sleeping together as best friends and roommates/traumatized orphans. Or c!SBI: c!Phil and c!Techno literally nuked L’Manberg, which was c!Tommy and c!Wilbur’s pride and joy, and Phil killed Wilbur, and Phil would barely even look at Tommy in-lore, and Wilbur and Techno barely interacted outside of Pogtopia and even then it was. Not healthy. But then you look at their fics and they’re a nuclear family who have no problems with each other
It’s just a little weird to me when people take these fanon ideas and get pissy when people don’t take them as canon. I mean, if you go around saying c!SBI wasn’t a happy little nuclear family you’re liable to get death threats and insults and everything.
Are these fans the only ones like this? Absolutely not. There are people who send death threats over saying c!tntduo never canonically happened. There are c!Dream or c!Techno stans who get ANGRY if you say that they weren’t poor misunderstood angry babies because, in fanon, that’s what they are usually seen as. Fanon romantic c!Beeduoers versus fanon platonic c!Beeduoers is still an active war zone, and even trying to get close to c!DnF is a death wish
I’m a fanfiction writer, I know exactly how awesome fanon is, and I know just how important it is. It’s what’s left after the end of it all, and it’s beautiful in its complexity. But like. Sometimes people go weirdly overboard to the point of erasing actual canon and harassing people when they talk about actual canon dynamics or relationships.
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C!Fundy Analysis
i have been a c!fundy supporter since 2020 and i have finally got over my crippling fear of being Perceived so HERE’S WHY C!FUNDY IS A COMPLICATED, SYMPATHETIC MESS 
undoubtedly is fundy selfish, but it comes from a lack of permanence in his life. out of everyone in the dsmp, fundy is the best example of “product of his environment”. he grew up in a war, his home had been under constant attack, his personal feelings frequently ignored, his naivety leading to fuck ups that no one bothers to explain why it was hurtful. 
fundy has only ever wanted unconditional love. he grew up where none of his actions mattered, even when he did make big moves did they get swept under the rug for something else - one of the biggest examples is the pet war. fundy had a huge part in that, but tommy typically gets all the recognition, even though the core is fundy seeking justice for niki and his pets. he was a spy in manburg. but no one recognizes it, nor rewards him for it. he was in just as much danger as tubbo, schlatt even coming close to acquiring the spy’s diary at some point, but when he gives the diary to his father, it’s like none of that work mattered. once again is fundy’s presence overtaken by someone else. 
not to mention how hard he clings to the ideals of people stronger than him, father-figures and mentors included (wilbur in l’manburg, schlatt in manburg, quackity in butcher army, and even ranboo, in a way, at the end of doomsday), even though in all cases he’s eventually abandoned. 
frequently is he brushed aside. he worsens the connections in his life due to fundy's own inability to recognize when harm is done. with himself, he reduces all harm into background noise, and tries to act like it doesn't bother him (until he's literally forced to confront it, ie the end of his arc and the last time we see him), but he's very self-centered (having never been taught to properly work through issues past brushing aside them) so he thinks EVERYONE functions like this. 
(this is shown through his behavior with philza. fundy tries to repent and fix things after butcher army, but he’s childish, building a dirt monument instead of trying to sit things down and properly apologize. i think phil’s behavior to fundy in that one stream was very harsh, but i don’t think fundy made things any better. he expects they can go back to normal as if nothing happened, simply because he, himself, has been expected to do that all throughout his life w/ the grievances he’s had with his father, tommy, etc. his coping skill does not extend to everyone else and he’s blind to this fact.) 
he isolates himself and keeps his feeling to a bubble which ironically makes everyone distant emotionally which sets up the cycle for more isolating, and everything repeats. 
he only stops this behavior when it comes to wilbur. and .. it’s a great way to end fundy’s arc, as heartbreaking and devastating as it was. i could go into a whole ramble about that haha. tdlr; fundy HAS done wrong but he has also been wronged by everyone else (& he's my most favorite to ever exist but man, you gotta accept both sides of him) p.s. idk how to do the "under the cut" thing . sorry.
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afmis · 6 months
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c!beeduo fic recs!
It’s time y’all :) c!beeduo fic recs for the soul
This will consist of platonic, ambiguous, romantic, and au fic recs, so read at your own discretion. Obviously, all sfw, and NO CC’S!
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☆ Wedding Bells by Doodlebloo
“Hey, Ranboo?" Tubbo asks, breaking him from his thoughts. "Hm?" "What kind of cake do you think we'll want?" "I- Sorry, what?" "What kind of cake are you thinking? I like ice cream cake quite a lot, but I don't know if that's-" "Cake... For what?" Tubbo's expression softens, and he pulls his legs up onto the counter to sit criss cross, still not quite eye level with Ranboo. "For our wedding, big man."
Or: After several months of relative peace on the Dream SMP, Tubbo and Ranboo finally feel secure enough to plan a real, proper wedding. It turns out that wedding planning may be a bit harder than they thought.
*A cute slice of life fic where c!Beeduo plans their wedding and everyone tags along! One of my favorite c!Beeduo fics EVER, I love this story so much and re-read it constantly. Doodlebloo is a c!Beeduo writer I love so she’ll be on here a lot lol
(Incomplete, ambiguous, fanon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29919273/chapters/73639017
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☆ Ad Astra by Hellenite
Tubbo’s a smuggler who really only cares about having fuel in his tanks and making it to the next sol cycle, likes to think he’s pretty level headed, but this spoiled Ender prince is really testing his resolve not to shoot him out of the airlock.
*I love this story so much! An incredible space-alien-fighters-I-don’t-even-know AU that’s so well written. Will get you HOOKED and screaming in your pillow bc AGH, and one of my favorite Beeduo reads of all time ofc LOL. There’s a second part of the story in Ranboo’s POV linked here!
(Complete, ambiguous, AU)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34950871/chapters/87039697
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☆ Bishop’s Knife Trick by bovinedaemon
Ran is an assassin from another dimension assigned to take out the city Subbin’s new general. But once he gets tangled up in solving a kidnapping plot, misgivings towards an impossible target, a drill sergeant job, and a slowly unfolding mystery, he realizes it’s going to be a lot harder than he thought…
*The author has stated that the Ran and Jackie in this are their original characters, but that’s bc all the c!Beeduo /p truthers were harassing them. Ran and Jackie are from Tales of the SMP and are based on c!Beeduo, so I think of it as a c!Beeduo AU bc I don’t see anything wrong with the story. But I’m not gonna insist it’s c!Beeduo if the author isn’t comfortable with that! I definitely think it’s an INCREDIBLE read and can be viewed aside from this list. Anyways. SUPER INTERESTING MYSTERY AND ROMANCE STORY! I WAS LITERALLY HOOKED ON UPDATES FOR THIS ONE.
(Complete, romantic, AU)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31933171/chapters/79081960
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☆ standing at a lightswitch by DeadPatrol
“I would nuke someone for you,” Tubbo says plainly with all the confidence in the world. Because he has. He’s done it before and he would do it again in an instant — a thousand times over. It strikes him with a sudden gripping fury. He needs Ranboo to know. He needs Ranboo to know it like Tubbo knows it, deep and intrinsic. Utter truth. “That’s… nice?” Ranboo says, hesitant, cautious, nervous. “Your face is nice,” Tubbo spits, because that’s also the truth. “Thank you?” Ranboo’s voice pitches up into incredulity. Ranboo doesn’t get it. And Tubbo desperately tries to convince himself that that’s alright. He will soon. It’s a work in progress.
Modern Setting Reincarnation AU: With the server reset impending, Tubbo made a Deal With The Drista. Now, Tubbo is the only one in the new world who remembers their past life and the events of the Dream SMP, and he's on a mission to reunite with all the people who don't remember him. This time, he will protect them.
*Basically what the description says. A canon-storyline reincarnation AU that’s c!Tubbo centric and isn’t entirely based on c!Beeduo but is still an amazing read!
(Complete, platonic, canon storyline AU)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33644302/chapters/83607487
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☆ And Then You Fell in Love? by Doodlebloo
Ranboo brushes a thumb over his memory book, the knowledge of Tubbo's entry still fresh in his mind from his quick recap on the way over. Tubbo: Ex-president. Tommy's friend. Lives in Snowchester. Friend?  "You don't have to, I guess," Tubbo shrugs, rubbing his hands together for warmth. "Just a suggestion." "You're sure you want me to live here?"  Tubbo frowns. "Why wouldn't I?" "Well, I mean, we're... We're not exactly friends." Tubbo's hand - the bad one, the one that's mostly scar tissue - twitches, and Ranboo can sense that he's said something wrong. "Are we not?"
Ranboo and Tubbo go from barely friends to doting husbands in a matter of weeks, adopting a child and building a mansion somewhere along the way. Here are some of the moments in between.
*Another banger Doodlebloo fic! A canon based c!Beeduo fic on how they realistically went from being tentative friends to loving husbands. Down-to-Earth and really puts them as a pair into perspective
(Incomplete, ambiguous, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31729423/chapters/78533989
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like orange juice in a mug by poettree
Tubbo loved love. He did. He truly did. But love didn’t love him back. And it was so much harder this year than the last one, to act as if he was fine this week… because, unlike last year, this year he was in love. And unlike last year, this year Tubbo had to deal with the heartache that rejection left behind.
—or, when Tubbo is an oblivious fool in love, Ranboo is a cowardly fool in love, and Tommy tries to play cupid and fucks up instead. Also, add into the mix a shitty handmade mug, some orange juice, and an unethically placed love potion.
*I loved this one so much! A harry potter AU of c!Beeduo. Such a feel good and a lovely read, I smiled so much while reading this
(Oneshot, romantic, AU)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38507236
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Disney fixes everything, including memory problems by GeekyGlasses
[The arguing starts up again, this time with both Techno and Kristin joining in (although much calmer), and Phil once again sighs. The camera quickly shifts to Ranboo and Tubbo's car, the energy the complete opposite. Michael is still asleep, and it's quiet except for some soft music playing in the background. Tubbo looks over at Ranboo and smiles. Ranboo turns and returns the smile before they both turn back to look at the road. The POV switches back to the screaming van, Phil rubbing his head as his family continues to argue. He shifts in his seat again as if repreparing himself for the drive.]
"10 hours, let's hope I can make it."
*A modern AU of c!Beeduo and c!SBI (with Kristin!). I read this one A WHILE ago so I honestly don’t remember it that much, but I remember I loved it. A good luck charlie type blog for Ranboo, and it was cute seeing all of them together like a big family
(Completed, romantic, AU)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32452810/chapters/80473810
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I Love You (That’s Not Possible) by ToriBlueBird
Tubbo wasn't lovable. Tubbo was hard edges and barriers and locked away secrets. Tubbo was hands tightened around a sword and refusing to let go. Tubbo was dusty records and tall walls and joking at the wrong time. Tubbo saw the way people danced around him. How they treated him like glass or treated him like dirt. How they smiled tightly at him or balked at his apathy. Tubbo wasn't lovable.
Or, Ranboo brings up that he loves Tubbo, and Tubbo doesn't understand how anyone could possibly love him.
*ToriBlueBird, a c!Tubbo and c!Beeduo writer I ADORE! This one was so cute, I love how sweetly they were written in this. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SM!!!
(Oneshot, ambiguous?, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33154912
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Kiss, Kiss, Kiss by orphan_account
There was something quite liberating, he found, in being able to show how much he loved his husband. Some things were awkward to confess to while they were both awake. Sometimes, there weren’t the right words to admit it. But, as one hand curled itself in Ranboo’s hair and the other rested on the Enderman’s chest, Tubbo felt himself smile between the pecking.  Beeduo fluff where they kiss
*THIS WAS SO CUTE! Just the guys being in love :)
(Oneshot, romantic, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38022832
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i think i’m getting butterflies, (but it’s really something telling me to run away) by inkstainzed
“Before he realizes it Tubbo is reaching out, and suddenly their fingers are brushing against eachother and— oh god. 
There it is. The vibrations that emit from his chest, sent through his gangly limbs like a shock through his veins. It's inevitable and annoying and Ranboo knows it's because he's so horribly comfortable around Tubbo and it's just so.. embarrassing. Weird. Strange. 
He thinks maybe he would die if Tubbo found out about it.” 
Or, 3 times Ranboo hides his affection for Tubbo, + the 1 time he doesn’t. 
(*clears throat* Badically Ranboo purrs when he’s comfortable/calm as a way to show affection and being relaxed. Having being made fun of for it in the past, he forces himself to hide it from Tubbo in fear and utter anxiety of it happening again. Ranboo makes a mistake, and accidentally upsets Tubbo.)
*Pretty much what the description says! This one was adorable and I love the hc that c!Ranboo purrs. So cute :)
(Oneshot, platonic, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34957996/chapters/87059065
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Human Resources by Doodlebloo
"Ranboo, are we getting a divorce?" Ranboo immediately stiffens, freezing in place, breathing stuttered. "...Do you want to get a divorce?" Ranboo tries to keep his tone even, and it's a valiant effort, but Tubbo can hear the tears he's barely holding back.
Ranboo and Tubbo have an argument over two burger restaurants. In a shocking turn of events, this does not lead to a divorce.
*LMAO this was from back in the day when the DSMP was still going on. I tend to wipe the divorce arc from my brain, but when I do think abt it this fic is a good consolation to me. What I think SHOULD’VE happened between c!Beeduo… but ofc 🙄. UGH don’t get me started
(Oneshot, ambiguous, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33045976
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Some Sunny Day by Anonymous
Ranboo is revived, and he and Tubbo reunite.
*A lovely story of them reuniting :) once again, something I wish had happened. I WISH C!BEEDUO HAD A HAPPY ENDING AAAUHAHHA-
(Oneshot, romantic, fanon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35586253
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i don’t wanna get over you (i wanna sit with you in bed) by 1wn8ure
"Twenty wives," Tubbo says, staring at Ranboo with something unreadable in his eyes.
"He's gonna make fun of me, y'know," Tubbo continues, leaning forward enough that Ranboo can smell the alcohol on his breath. "I don't even have one wife."
"Yeah?" they whisper back, forcing their voice to maintain its lighthearted tone. "Not sure that's much of a secret."
"Maybe not." Tubbo narrows his eyes, reaching out and placing a hand on Ranboo's chest. "Maybe I don't want a wife."
*THIS ONE WAS SO GOOD!!! I LOVE New L’Manberg c!Beeduo AND I WISH THERE MORE FICS OF THEM! (Oneshot, romantic, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48941656
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All Hallow’s Eve by Doodlebloo
"What are you supposed to be?" Asks Ranboo, and Wilbur pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose with a chuckle.
"I thought the scariest costume of all would be to just go as myself. You know, Ranboo, often times people are the real monsters. Sometimes looking in the mirror is just as horrific as any-"
"Boo!" Michael squeals from right behind Wilbur, who must jump at least a foot into the air.
"Jesus fucking christ!" Wilbur shrieks, and the group bursts into laughter around him.
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Ranboo and Tubbo take Michael to a Halloween party. Michael is surprisingly good at scaring people.
*I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH!!! The way Doodlebloo writes these characters is AMAZING I’m always laughing at what they say. Sort of takes place in the future, if peace had happened for the server. Nothing better than just seeing everyone happy together, and c!Beeduo being spooky husbands :) SUCH A GOOD READ! (Oneshot, ambiguous, fanon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34832683
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promises (warmth and light) by Anonymous
Michael stares outside with bouncing excitement, all previous remains of exhaustion wiped clean from his face. He looks back at Ranboo, tugging on his pants. Ranboo chuckles, ruffling his son's tufts of course hair. "We'll play outside when you eat breakfast, bud."
Michael hums, tilting his head and pressing his snout into Ranboo's paw. Tubbo calls out over the course of a couple minutes, "Come get food, you fucks!"
*THIS ONE’S GREAT! Cute story of the fam in their domestic life :)
(Oneshot, romantic, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34448149
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It’s All Sacrifice and Violence (The History of Love) by Viola_riviniana
“Are you going to leave?” Tubbo glares, raises an expectant eyebrow. Ghostboo, still peering in through the doorway, lingers for a moment, before turning to him, “Uh, no I think I’m gonna stay.” Tubbo scowls, sighs, shoves the chest into the ghost’s lanky arms, “Well if you're staying then you can make yourself useful.” “Sure!” Ghostboo adjusts his grip on the box, “Doing what?” Tubbo heads back inside, heaves another (mercifully lighter) chest up, “We’re bringing these to the mansion,” he says, begins the familiar trek only for Ghostboo to easily outpace him, returns on second thought and locks the cabin door. Ghostboo slides his way over icy paths, spindly legs shaking on the stairs up the cliffside, “Careful,” Tubbo ascends behind him, passes the struggling ghost and is followed the rest of the way back. The mansion looms in the afternoon light, shadow stretching out long and dark as they enter, and Tubbo watches Ghostboo twirl in a wide circle, face tilted toward the ceiling. “It’s pretty in here,” he says. Tubbo sets his chest down, “Yeah,” takes in the curved staircase, chandelier, the high ceilings, and nods, “It was.”
*I just read this one and I alr forgot it 😭 but I do remember I was HOOKED. Got me wanting Ghostboo and c!Tubbo to get tg and forget abt c!Ranboo 💀 THAT’S HOW GOOD IT WAS LMAO
(Incomplete, romantic, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36641647/chapters/91397785
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Kineograph by probablynotcas
There's some things no one can stand to forget, so they make the memories live on in film
*Basically c!Tubbo records moments of c!Ranboo to keep memories for him :) I think. GOOD READ THO!
(Oneshot, ambiguous, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31374740
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Please Don’t Say You Love Me by ToriBlueBird
So please hurry leave me I can't breathe Please don't say you love me
"You shouldn't care about me......" Tubbo took a deep breath. "Because if you care about me, you get closer….. and….. everything I get close to.... everything I touch either leaves me or gets destroyed..."
or, Ranboo wants to know why Tubbo wanted him to forget about the execution.
*C!TUBBO MY BELOVED! A lovely story of c!Tubbo finally opening up abt his issues and c!Ranboo being a wonderful husband
(Oneshot, ambiguous?, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32307778
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A (not so normal) Night In The _Beloved Household by compoundeyed
He walked across the hall and peeked into the living room. The lights were off and it was dark outside, but against the white snow outside the window Tubbo could make out a silhouette. Ranboo sat perched in the couch's armrest like some sort of creature, tail swishing back and forth.
"There you are! I'm done with the dishes, Boo." Tubbo walked towards them. Then they turned around and he froze in his tracks.
Their eyes were glowing purple.
Or Ranboo is enderwalking and they're very protective of their husband. Tubbo isn't complaining. It's honestly just fluff.
*Read this one A WHILE back. Pretty much just enderwalk c!Ranboo being just as loving as normal c!Ranboo :)
(Oneshot, romantic, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33120544
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Return by Selena_Snow
They had never done this before — kissed, that is. But they are husbands, platonic or otherwise, and Tubbo doesn't mind the new development one bit.
*A short little story of c!Beeduo kissing for the first time :) very sweet
(Oneshot, romantic, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30436905
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Again by Selena_Snow
Waking up with no memories is hard. But his guide is always there to bring him back.
A sweet (but a little angsty) fic of post-Enderwalking Ranboo and Tubbo.
*Just c!Ranboo being smitten with c!Tubbo even when he has no memories LOL
(Oneshot, romantic, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31264361
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United Front by orphan_account
Phil comes looking for answers, Tubbo's the only one who can give them. 
If only it didn't require talking about his feelings
*Basically c!Phil finds out c!Wilbur lied to him abt L’Manberg, hence c!Tubbo telling him (and c!Ranboo) abt his execution and Presidency. I love stories that get into c!Tubbo’s feelings, and some bonus c!Ranboo being there for him
(Oneshot, romantic, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31400540
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but it’s time to rest, now by nabokov
“Please don’t leave me,” Tubbo whispered, unable to process his own words as he spoke. 
“Never,” Ranboo promised, tilting Tubbo’s head up to wipe his tears with the soft sheets. “I’ll never leave.”
*c!Tubbo grieving after c!Tommy’s death, and c!Ranboo being there for him. Them developing their relationship too, and just a nice little story
(Oneshot, romantic, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33706363
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prime, i’m in love by nabokov
"my beloved."
a quiet snowchester evening with ranboo and tubbo, who are quickly discovering the difference between love and in love. (hint: they're the latter.)
*c!Beeduo figuring out they’re romantic and not platonic. Very sweet :)
(Oneshot, romantic, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34127989
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domestic bliss by thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
They bring Michael back to Snowchester on Valentine’s Day, a few days before they impulsively get married. It’s a joke at first-- a cute little mob that had gotten attached to Ranboo, who had toddled on baby legs, following them to the portal and clutching to a chicken’s feathery down the whole way. They’d lured him gently, promises of gold and meat, and he’d followed right into the overworld and through the snow and chill to Snowchester. By then, they’d gained his trust enough for the kid to let them pick him up, a tiny little thing that was mostly bone and leathery, half-zombified skin.
Or: Tubbo and Ranboo adopt a kid, get married, get divorced, and have a time of it. Not necessarily in that order.
*A cute story of c!Beeduo becoming dads :)
(Oneshot, platonic, canon storyline)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29788827
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That’s all folks! I hope you guys enjoy :) I’ll probably do a part 2, I just wanted to get the ones I had written down out. BYEEEE 🫶
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kaz-oooo · 9 months
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What flavour of aro/ace am I???
The kind that projects my sexuality onto every character I perceive.
C!tommy - got one foot in the closet because he’s afraid people might think lesser of him. Compensates by obsessing over women and flirting with anyone he wants to be friends with (ranboo)
C!ranboo - married couples are supposed to do what now ?!?!?!?! Ewwwww
C!tubbo - got married for the tax benefits and to support his child… literally why else would you go through this shit?
C!techno - loves people from a nice, safe distance, don’t even think about touching him !!!
C!phil - demiromantic/sexual. Goes for decades without thinking twice about love and romance… at least until he meets Kristin and falls head over heels for her.
Ghostbur - he platonically falls in love with everyone he meets, he doesn’t have anymore room in his heart for those other kinds.
C!wilbur - will subject anyone to the nastiest, most explicit details of his questionable sexual encounters, and will flirt incessantly to the point if discomfort. He just likes to watch people squirm.
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enderwoah · 2 years
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HEAVY SPOILERS FOR TUBBO + AIMSEY'S 3/30 DREAM SMP STREAMS !!
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oh my god. ok. i love cc!tubbo being unintentionally (but also completely intentionally possibly) being amazing at roleplaying and giving his character decisions that seem random and possibly even ooc that actually fit his character perfectly.
i don't think that many people considered the fact that tubbo joking that he was going through the five stages of grief was LITERALLY undergoing the five stages of grief. denial that he was being really and seriously affected by ranboo's death and distracting himself completely with saving michael? yeah. yeah. sure, he joked that he was in the anger stage, but just being normally and completely fairly angry at something as serious as your son being kidnapped doesn't really equate to being in the anger stage.
what he did today? that was the anger stage.
just...antagonising aimsey for no good reason, picking on her for small things, making irrational decisions and going as far as to kill her because she wouldn't fight him? sorry. that moment when aimsey refused to actually fight him and he got to the point where he was just asking her to hit him one time and he'd give the flower back like. UGHH. he wanted to get into a fight over nothing, over something that he started when aimsey hadn't at all shown any signs of violence, let alone wanting to fight to the canonical death.
and are we forgetting that tubbo is on his last life? sure, he said over and over that he was confident that he would win, and he had a fail-safe in eryn to tp him away if/ when aimsey attacked him, but the fact that he made it an all or nothing death battle and then jumped after aimsey when she fell made me think. made me think. made me. m. ueueue. ue ue ue.
also this might have not been intentional but c!aimsey very much reminds me of c!ranboo when he was alive! with the whole pacifism, trying to be friends with everyone, the naivete...do you think it might be a liiittle bit of internalised anger and frustration at c!ranboo. because i do.
its like. it was so SAD like he was so angry and desperate for aimsey to fight him it was just SO SAD. and aimsey's s-tier roleplaying did not help AT ALL. they were both so good and my god that was such a good lore bit. so happy the new members are bringing this stuff back, i missed it.
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especdreamy · 1 year
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My personal favorite Daily c!Ranboos, in order of posting!
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Now that it's finally over, I feel like its appropriate to share all the daily c!Ranboos I'm the most proud of, and the reasons why I like them so much.
I'll probably redraw some of these in the future!
Under the readmore bc its long and has lots of pics!
Day 5 - Brain Fried
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Looking back to it, this one isn't all that great compared to other Daily c!Ranboos I have done, but it's the first one I did in which I tried to make an actual composition rather than just. Drawing c!Ranboo. So it's kind of an important one!
Day 13 - Allium
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Kind of similarly as Brain Fried, this one is kinda rough in the edges when looking back on it, but I loved the eerie vibe of it, and the effort of using a more limited palette!
Day 21 - Bouquet
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It's just cute. He looks so squishy! Not much more to add tbh :)
Day 22 - Under the Weather
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I personally love how I made the effect of them "disintegrating" due to contact with water look! I like how the particles flow :) I love how I made the effect of the water dripping, how it could kinda look like tears running down their face. I used "Under the Weather" in both a literal and metaphorical sense!
Day 28 - Tears
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I like the expression and colors :) tbh the tears could be better but otherwise I like it.
Day 32 - Awake
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It's soft, comforting, bright, warm, I love the way I did the colors SO MUCH! The expression is everything to me, I like how their hair looks. Also you might notice that I have 100% used the same colors for Revival and Freedom.
Day 34 - Arrival
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I just like their goofy expression and how much of a twig they look. Silly lad
Day 38 - Butcher Army
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I LOVE the expression and the limited color palette! While theres bits that could be improved upon this is one of my best compositions here.
Day 39 - Apprentice
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Technoblade.
Day 41 - Memory Book
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I like how the anatomy looks here! Looks very sleek and natural I guess? I love how the tail lies on the ground. I just can feel the weight here a bit.
Day 44 - Doomsday
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The blue sky with the bright red flames, the lighting, c! Ranboo's silhouette, idk this is just very pleasing to look at!
Day 64 - Revival
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I can't even elaborate on how much I love this one, it's probably The Best drawing (drawings?) of Daily c!Ranboo! I used the same color palette as Awake bc I wanted to give it the same comforting and soft vibe, I love how fuzzy it all looks, how quiet it seems...Also its a comic too! I speedran that in 3 or so hours and im so damn happy with it.
Day 67 - Light
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The colors are very nice, I like the lighting!
Day 76 - Dance
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I like the poses! I tend to struggle to draw c!Tubbo but he looks very cute here. I think I made c!Ranboo a bit too short but tbh it was a challenge to make the pose work!
Day 82 - Windy
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I like the colors, the expression, AND THE HANDS!! Its fuckign wimdy!
Day 89 - Void
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HORROR VIBES! I wanted to do at least one creepy-looking drawing for this challenge that I liked and this is the one for sure!
Day 90 - Stars
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I like the colors a lot here! The way he looks up to the sky with the big ol' eyes and his pose feels so natural.
Day 91 - Birthday
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I may have speedran this in like an hour and a half but GOD I just LOVE the symbolism in this drawing! The balloon because birthday! But its black because death! Ghostboo is the one holding it because they're the one in the overworld after all. How c!Ranboo looks down while Ghostboo stares at them!
Day 92 - Freedom
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I used the same palette as Awake and Revival, it just felt right! I tried my best to do a piece that'd be forth of being the "sendoff" for the daily c!Ranboo series, and I do think it holds up!
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nastiiuu · 2 years
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If I had to pick a reason why people latched on to c!Tommy as much as they did I would say it is the hope and innocence that was evoked from his perspective (and that the man literally uploaded all his perspectives for easy rewatching).
Tommy's character is in turns tragic as he is hopeful by a purely driven innocence based on compassion and wanting to connect and be around people. No matter who it was that shared the screen with him there was always the will to work together with them, spend some time and maybe even forgive and trust. Something that during the pandemic and even after that was so hard for people to do.
He played the kinda guy that suffered and was left alone SO much that when given the opportunity to turn to a person he would. While at the same time upholding a good judge of character, growing by his own and walking by his ideals as much he could.
He suffered so much and is ready to give and fight for his friends, denies that Jack deliberately wanted to hurt him because that would mean on more person that he couldn't turn to, he still cared about Jack even if he was shit at showing it, checks on Tubbo and asks if Ranboo makes him happy, never telling Ranboo how he feels but defending him against Wilbur and taking him on adventures, asking to see his friends on Christmas, making a beach party for them, giving up his discs, dancing with Wilbur, being mad at him post revival but still protecting him from mobs.
I just find this loud Minecraft Roleplay OC so incredibly charming in the way that there is so much kindness, energy and love to give but not to the expense of strength and personal development. C!Tommy may be reduced to a traumatised character at the moment but that doesn't stop him from being so unbelievable hopeful to me and many others when we were stuck at home fearing for our lives while the government burns around us and people are screaming. Be kind, make friends, find joy and a reason to keep going. And be mad and loud but always find compassion in the people that try to be better by you.
Or maybe it's just me. Who knows.
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hi hi!! 🦕 back once again!! i just love your writing :) could i get somethin where the reader is in their first mcc and their cheerleader (can’t decide on who from the cricket crew, surprise me!!) is cheering them on either from the sidelines, they’re on the same team, or on opposite teams and their cheerleader is purposely throwing to increase readers chances of winning pretty please 🦕
(also, yes, 🦕 anon)
(also sorry for request spamming)
omg no dw ab req spamming at all! and welcome to the family 🦕 anon! thank you so much for the compliment <3 ; and I love love love this prompt, hope u enjoy !!! i mixed ur req up a little bc I had to do Freddie bc he's so fucking underrated (and I'm carrying the badlinu fanfiction atm so yk) and I also wanted to include a little friendship bit w tommy, tubbo & billzo and also include freddie 💪💪 (if anyone's interested I do have a badlinu x enby oc fanfic on my wattpad [lowkeyrobin] so hehehhw)
FREDDIE BADLINU ; MCC cheerleader
summary ; freddie, although not playing in MCC, cheers you on from the sidelines while you're paired with Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo. The three also throw you some extra chances to win for the group, considering last MCC went horrible for you, and they want you to actually have fun this time!
warnings ; language, fake noxcrew drama/hate, maybe me forgetting how mcc works...
word count ; 1.5k
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Freddie sits next to you, helping you set up before you start your stream. He sets your famous y/f/c water bottle on your desk and sets some small snacks down as well, paired with a sandwich and chips.
You focus on your monitors before starting your stream with the Starting Soon screen, deciding to start earlier than everyone to just chat and then hop into MCC when your teammates join the VC. You talk with Freddie for a moment, making sure you both had snacks, water, and were comfortable in your current clothes. You begin your stream, screaming as the starting soon screen fades out, revealing you two being loud and waving hello.
"Hi chat! I'm starting before everyone else just to talk and eat for a minute!"
"And I'm here!"
"No one cares about you, Freddie!"
"Jesus, okay"
After talking for a solid half hour and eating your sandwich, and interacting with chat, your teammates began to spill into the VC.
"What the fuck is up, Pink Penises!?" Tommy screams as he joins the voice call, being the last to join.
"Jesus fucking Christ, man! Turn your volume down!" You shout, quickly removing your headphones after cringing from the ear-splitting screaming.
"Bitch, you turn your volume down!-" Tommy shouts back, cutting himself off as he hears Molly in the other room yelling at him to quiet down some, as she was trying to watch a movie. "Nevermind, I'll turn my volume down..."
You, Tubbo and Ranboo laugh, and you hop onto the MCC server, making a remark about how this would be your last MCC if you got treated like shit again. Freddie puts his earbuds in and plugs them into his phone, joining the voice chat so he could hear his friends.
"Wait, no, I remember that they said it was because you were blindly following people and you lost fair and square but when I rewatched the clip the arrows never popped up for you!" Tubbo exclaims, recalling one of the moments during Ace Race from your last MCC.
"Yes, dude!" You exclaim, meeting up with the three and crouch-greeting Quackity and Niki, who were with the Olive Ocelots with Punz and Foolish. "You can literally see frame by frame, not once did the arrows appear. It wasn't even a glitch just on my end, they just didn't show up and I dunno how! Even Sapnap defended me because they didn't show up for him either! It stopped the whole thing for 10 minutes and they still wouldn't hear me out, I just wanted to clear my name!"
"They literally said it was your fault meanwhile it was a problem on their end. The whole fucking Ace Race and Hole In The Wall were stolen from you, dude" Tommy nods, going in 3rd person to show off your matching, recolored pink skins, "Funny how the two you trained hardest for, you came in last for due to "your computer lagging/glitching and how it isn't their fault"
"I'm not even mad about it, it's the fact they kept blaming me when it's not my fault that their dumbass texture packs kept breaking" You complain, "Anyways, hopefully this goes a bit better" You lightly smile, feeling Freddie pat your shoulder. "Tommy, look at your shirt in front 3rd"
Tommy switches his pov to 3rd person front, seeing the whole front of his shirt had a large, pink penis on it, thanks to you designing the recolored skin. "You're so fucked up!" He laughs
"I'm the best, I know, I know"
Hole In The Wall had begun, Freddie being your sensei as he sat beside you, shouting out directions and strategic moves for you.
"Go to the left! Left, left, left!"
"On the right, quick, quick!"
"Dude, you got fifth! I'm so proud of you!"
Parkour Tag was next, and Freddie was being your eyes while you focused on being away from everyone else.
"Sapnap is it! He's right behind you, go up the left side!"
"How do I make that jump? That's fucking impossible"
"Crouch at the edge of that, sprint and jump, aim for the closest one, you have to go straight then like curve it"
"Oh my God, fuck yeah! See! You did it!"
"Just spam space, trust me!"
Bingo But Fast was never your strong suit so you let Freddie take a break, letting your teammates try and win that one for you. No way in hell you were gonna be able to find slime balls or an iron axe. Freddie stream sniped Ranboo, seeing their card was similar to yours, not even knowing where to find half the stuff on the map.
"Some others are lost too, they loaded the wrong map I think, you can't get some of this stuff at all on this one"
"Noxcrew..." You put on your best Batman impression, staring into your camera, "When I find you, Noxcrew, when I find you!"
Of course, all the training for Ace Race didn't go to waste, and with Freddie becoming your actual cheerleader, chanting and all, you'd ended up coming in second place.
Sky Battle was hell, and it was basically only you and Tommy after Tubbo got himself nearly insta-killed and Ranboo made the bad idea to try and take on Philza.
The rest of MCC remained with the pink haired boy behind you acting as your cheerleader and helping you out a bit. But, he also made sure you were drinking enough water and weren't getting too stressed out or getting a little gamer raged, considering it wouldn't be good for your mental health.
"Drink the damn water, you're screaming your voice away"
"Nuh uh" You say as you chug down at least half of the refilled bottle.
As Dodgebolt came around, you and the rest of your team were stressed. You had to win against the Olive Ocelots, because a little Twitter drama happened due to your big mouth shit talking Ranboo for the bit. You really just didn't wanna pay them a hundred dollars today, not after that shit loss in Sands Of Time. You swore the other teams were playing shit over the fiasco of last MCC, but Tommy, Tubbo, Freddie and Ranboo all agreed that you were just fucking cracked at Minecraft this afternoon.
Over the course of the stream, Freddie had stolen some sunglasses for you, a Valentines Day stream prop, and had been wearing them for nearly an hour, and he, in boredom, found a pink sharpie and used it to draw a giant dick on your forehead. Tubbo did the same with a washable marker he had laying around, and you guys started a little cult in between games, trying to summon Ranboo and Tommy into it.
You turn around to Freddie, apparently your coach now, "What do you say, Coach?" You ask him, referencing every football movie ever.
"Center left-field, defense on right" He answers.
"What?- Dude, MCC, not American football!" Tubbo exclaims, jumping all over your screen as to speak to Freddie.
The two of you laugh, and you turn back to him. "What's the plan, who should I aim for, Fred?"
"Okay, I think Tommy should go for Foolish because it's a little obvious, and make sure you're the first out! Ranboo and Tubbo could go for either Niki or Punz, and leave Y/n for Quackity. Leave it obvious the first round but totally mix up the strategy"
"Hear that, Tommy? Be quick, shithead"
"I got it, I got it"
The first to three of five wins, and sadly, it wasn't Pink Penises, although it would've been a win to remember.
Freddie stands up and wraps you in a hug anyways, whispering compliments into your ear as you smile.
"Much more fun than last time, yeah?"
You nod.
"We got fuckin second?" Tommy looks almost shocked, not realizing you'd lost the final round.
"We got second place! Hell yeah!" Tubbo smiles, throwing his hands in the air
"Second is the first losers, Tubbo!" Tommy shouts
"Shut up Tommy, you're just a sore second place winner because Y/n carried the whole team, take the L" Ranboo remarks with a smug look, seeing you and Freddie cheering yourself on and dancing over the video call.
After the group had muted and calmed down some, you turn to Freddie and hug him. He warmly accepts the gesture, seeing you a little teary eyed.
"Thanks for being my coach, man, I'm gonna miss you"
He catches onto the bit, sniffling as he nods, "You'll always be a star, don't stop dreaming, man"
You guys dramatically hug again, wailing and sobbing as you do so.
"Why the fuck are they wailing?"
"I swear to God, do you not use your ears?"
"I just undefaned to say goodbye!"
"Use your psychopathic powers, Tommy"
"What!?"
"That's psychological, Tubbo"
"Psychology powers, use them!"
"I'm leaving, fuck all of you and fuck you Ranboo for losing the last round"
"That wasn't even my faul- He's gone"
"I've never watched an American football movie, should I?" Tubbo asks.
You and Freddie quickly turn to your setup, shouting in unison.
"Nope!"
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transbeeduo · 29 days
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What pokemon would beeduo and bug be?
LOVEEE THIS ASK LOVEEEE THIS ASK SO MUCH IVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS SM
- Bug would FOR SUREEE be a Silvally. It’s literally like. THE Bug Pokemon in my mind. It’s a weird mismatch chimera creature yeah, but also! A friendship evolution which I feel fits Bug’s friendly nature and like, being born from C!Bee’s love for eachother yk?
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- Ranboo is a mixture of Hisuian and Unovan Zoroark!!! I feel like Zoroark just has suchhhh Ranboo vibes yk? With it’s colorscheme, the way it’s seemingly friendly but still incredibly mysterious and rare, and nobody really knows what it’s deal is.. Also bonus points for Hisuian Zoroark being a ghost type because that ties into Ghostboo really well
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- Tubbo is a Bouffalant because like. Look at it. That’s C!Tubbo. Bonus points also go to Gogoat for obvious reasons but Bouffalant just fits SOOO fucking well for him its even got the rings on the horns and everything
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qprsmackdown · 8 months
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what submissions have the most convincing propaganda: rather for being silly or being serious
hi anon. mod zazie here. i read through every single one of the submissions to answer this because i am insane. and the results are as follows ^-^
techno & phil fans are INSANE over "for you phil, the world!!" as they should be!! i, too, read bunfloras' phil & techno fics. but even if i didnt already know who emeraldduo was, you all have VERY GOOD propaganda. Immortal lifelong best friends... <3
dsmp fans i love you im holding out my hand to you in a gesture of friendship. hello. both mods are also mcyt fans and dsmp fans. we know abt characters vs ccs. we also despise cc!dream. you are safe here. im sorry that previous polls have traumatized you :((
c!tubbo/c!ranboo fans also fucking turned out you have VERY convincing propaganda
ive never read the locked tomb, know nothing of the characters, but to the submitters who sent in Camilla Hect and Palamedes Sextus youve convinced me. VERY good job. where can i find your media i need to learn more. no like fr
jrwi fans are you okay. good lord /pos. also youll be pleased to know WE HAVE NOT ONE BUT TWO SUBMISSIONS OF THE GREATER MANA POLYCULE
to the etho/skizz fan who submitted an essay. hi. i think youre so right for putting them in a httyd au. very convincing propaganda. also are you okay.
hi silmarillion fans. do you need hot cocoa.
jrwi fans are literally so not normal about their guys. sorry to call you out but oh my god not a single one of you is normal /pos. its great.
not a fnaf fan but "Theyre also both canonically queer, if that helps. That has nothing to do with the lobotomies or the dying and being revived as a soulless walking corpse, though." is the sentence of all time. i hope whoever wrote that is doing well.
good evening to the homestuck fan who wrote jake & dirk propaganda so convincing that for a moment i wanted to go check out their media only to remember its Homestuck and ONLY to the homestuck fan who wrote jake & dirk propaganda so convincing that for a moment i wanted to go check out their media only to remember its Homestuck.
we've been over the jesus christ/mary magdalene submission but did you know apparently there's actual evidence to back it up? lots of it in fact? i did not expect to read that tonight (for future reference slash in case you're curious i am an atheist & cycad is christian)
the little women fan has some SERIOUS propaganda. my respect o7
hello to the autistic sp (south park) fan who wrote a genuine essay on kenny mccormick and eric cartman. wish you well (and like, we got a voltron submission as well. i dont know either of those shows/fandoms at all besides vague knowledge that they're not great but eh we're here to have fun. who cares (this is in response to you mentioning you didnt know if sp was allowed (i dont know actually youd have to ask cycad but im like 95% sure its fine (can you tell i have adhd))))
GIGOLAS FAN SPOTTED. they didnt write a lot of propaganda but HELL YEAH WE GOT SOME LOTR FANS HERE. theyre so qpr to me you dont even KNOW
i didnt even think about link/zelda being a qpr before this but you have convinced me. youre so right. they Are
besties who drink poison together STAY together!!! (merlin and arthur). fuck yeah baby!!! i have never seen merlin bbc
oh moirails are a homestuck thing i saw those in our asks and was unsure what they were
CANON QPR IN FABLE SMP? oh i need to check that out. fable smp fans ik this is a long shot but if anyone wants to give me reccomendations for where to start watching.
hiya qsmp fans. no need to worry you have turned out in both numbers AND propaganda. wowzers.
we have One submission for q!quackbur but now im wondering why no one has submitted c!quackbur. theyre literally homoeretic business rivals whose relationship could be viewed as platonic or romantic. smh
Roman and Youngblood from Roleslaying with Roman have very dedicated fans.
divorce quartet the divorced qp polycule ever but also im very biased. (both scott/cleo and scott/martyn were submitted multiple times)
we have some very fun ocs & real life qp relationships and im so here for it.
oh hey lifesteal smp i know those guys. wow damn theyre kinda fucked up arent they.
POLYARCHIVES SUPREMACY <3 BASEDBASEDBASED
POLYMECHS SUPREMACY ALSO SO BASED
Hi. Person who submitted both jesus/mary magdalene and now hamlet/ophelia. I love you. You are here to cause CHAOS and i for one applaud you for it. Can we kiss /j
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Ok cTubbo's still losing it's time for me to whip out the propaganda
I've been mentally ill over this cube man for a year I'm not letting him lose without a fight
So in this I'm going to list all the tragic events in his life in order (although DISCLAIMER I might forget some stuff or get stuff wrong fellow dsmp fans please don't @ me)
He was a child soldier. Canon ages of basically all the characters are dubious at best, but if we go by cc!Tubbo's age he was only 16 at the time of the L'manburg Revolution. That's only one of the THREE wars he fought in but we're going in order and more shit happened in between the L'manburg revolution and the next war he fought in (Manberg v Pogtopia) so PUT A PIN IN THIS
He DIED in the aforementioned L'manburg Revolution. For the unacquainted, characters in the DSMP get 3 "canon" deaths, so you get to die canonically 3 times before dying For Real, so he came back after, but he still DIED, which hurts!
He had to watch his best friend (cTommy) and basically big brother figure (cWilbur) get exiled from the nation THEY HELPED BUILD.
He was forced to be a spy
The aforementioned being a spy...ness lead to him getting EXECUTED. Mind you going by cc!Tubbo's age he STILL was only 16 or 17!
Did I mention the fireworks and the box?!? Ohhh boy. The fireworks and the box. This was his canon event. You know when people say "x never truly left y"? CTubbo never truly left The Box. This is the ROOT of soooo much trauma. He was trapped in a tkiny box and shot to death. First off, he was SHOT TO DEATH WITH FIREWORKS. That is one of the most painful ways to go. You're getting shot to death AND burned to death at the same time. This left him with permanent scarring. Second, he was killed at a festival that HE DECORATED HIMSELF. I could go on and on about why the red festival and Tubbo's execution are tragic as hell but I'll stop here cus I have more shit to cover.
*takes pin out of thd first point* He fought in a war AGAIN
He was appointed president of a country at 17 (again, going by cc!Tubbo's age, also don't quote me on that number he might've still been 16, I don't remember. The point is he was YOUNG. Like, that's a high schooler!(in the US anyway))
His basically older brother figure killed himself immediately after he got appointed president
He was manipulated into exiling his best friend not long after becoming president
He was led to believe said best friend committed SUICIDE while he was in exile (cTommy was alive, but cTubbo thought he was dead for a pretty long while)
Doomsday. Just. All of Doomsday. Finally giving up on L'manburg, the country he'd loved and fought tooth and nail for, and still they lost. He lost. Reconciling with Tomny, his best friend, only not really, because their friendship has been so damaged. Just- EVERYTHING.
Also Doomsday was technically a war so that's the 3rd war he fought in
He tried to sacrifice himself for his best friend.
He INVENTED NUKES. He's literally DSMP Oppenheimer to an extent. He invented nukes because he's had to fight so hard to keep the people and things he loves safe that he went all the way to the extreme of INVENTING NUKES to keep his family safe.
SAID NUKES ENDED UP KILLING HIM
He lost his husband! C!Ranboo fucking died!
He lost his son! Michael was kidnapped MULTIPLE TIMES (at least TWICE) And then thanks to the shitty ass finale making him LOSE HIS FUCKING MEMORY, HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER!!!
He lost his best friend MULTIPLE TIMES (he lost metaphorically Tommy because of exile and how their relationship was damaged, then he thought he'd lost Tommy LITERALLY because he thought Tommy committed suicide in Exile, AND THEN, not long after Tommy got out of Exile, before they could repair their relationship, Tommy DIED. FOR REAL THIS TIME.)
And finally, his story ended not with him getting a chance to heal, but with him dying to his own nuke and then getting memory loss. And him getting memory loss is ALSO tragic in its own way but I won't go into that cus this is getting long.
So yeah here's my propaganda. /rp for all of this. I know I already put c__ in front of most of the names but just in case. I don't want anyone to get confused and think I'm talking about Actual Real Life 19-year-old YouTuber Tubbo.
I'm gonna end this out with this:
I don't know SHIT about Madoka Magica. I've not seen it yet. But I bet Sayaka Miki didn't die THREE times.
[Propaganda]
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Anyway [stretches] under a cut because it got Long as usual; tl;dr at the bottom
The thing abt c!Ranboo is his motivation and his actions don’t always align and that is bc of the eternal nature of c!Ranboo as living in a society and Balancing Priorities. He is always self-compromising in its relationships w/ others; more often than not when it agrees to do smth with someone it is doing it not bc it believes in the cause but because it has priorities it needs to mitigate. (Ranboo has not believed in any of the causes put forth by Someone Else in their life the closest they get is the Syndicate and even there it’s only reassured to bc it is reassured it can share opinions)
This starts off wayyyy early with it agreeing to help grief despite not really having a personal reason to do it, and with it collaborating w/ New L’Manberg even through things like the Butcher Army. It consistently does not want to be seen as In Opposition. It works with Tmmy and Techno in large part bc it doesn’t want to come off as opposed 2 them, and bc it has personal investment (+guilt) in Tmmy. Ranboo will literally act like this
- as self preservation - out of a desire to help+spare the feelings of ppl it doesn’t trust to negotiate with - especially later, so it can try to mitigate the parties it’s collaborating w/ -- if he’s involved in the effort, he has more traction 2 attempt to mitigate anything terrible it might do (even when most of the time he doesn’t manage to do this)
This is part of why he initially joined th Syndicate and this is why he worked with Wilbur over th course of the burger arc. Some combination of this is also why he works w/ Dream, smth that is frequently overlooked in Ranboo Analysis; Ranboo volitionally[1] collaborates w/ Dream despite, obviously, having a lot of Active Dislike for Dream and what he is doing, out of a combination of a) he would not want 2 frame himself as Opposed To Dream in any interaction w/ Dream, b) he is generally sympathetic and pitying, c) ideological agreement w/ some aspects of Dream’s goals, and d) desire to mitigate/stay close to Dream. Ranboo keeps his friends close and enemies closer 2 some degree
His relationship w/ Tbbo is not an exception to this it is part of the pattern. It’s just one that has much more present, personal, and consistent stakes. Ranboo complies w/ Tbbo the same way he complies w/ the Syndicate when he’s worried they’re threatening, the same way he complies w/ NLM, the same way he complies w/ Wilbur in the burger arc, th same way he complies with Tmmy early on, the same way he complies w/ Dream offscreen. This is a Known Tactic Ranboo pursues; their project is ultimately of survival and compassion and survival and compassion are both things they have to sacrifice to keep
Tbbo is a unique priority to Ranboo almost in the same way all of the aforementioned r slightly different, unique priorities; in Tubbo’s case, Ranboo is extremely invested in keeping Tbbo safe from others and from Tbbo’s own self with a particular fervor for a very long time. I’m not rehashing the entire beeduo meta here but Ranboo does have particular interest and a particular prioritization for Tbbo for a long ass time; arguably post-NLM and thru burger arc, Tbbo is its first priority bc Ranboo loves him and has convinced itself it’s the only one who can fix him and has also mostly-correctly observed that no one has really been looking out for him. Tubbo is an urgent target in Ranboo’s projects of compassion and of survival both
When those stakes r released, tho, in the burger van conversation (the “you weren’t happy before?”) Ranboo no longer has Tbbo at the same priority level irt the project of survival especially, and, despite how guilty and upset it makes them, prioritizes their 5D chess game with Wilbur instead (ironically sacrificing a solid chunk of its project of survival). Its motives @ the end of Ho16 r commonly cited as being abt Tbbo but that’s not entirely what he says and if it was Ranboo HAS the kind of analytical presence of mind to know that it Killing Himself doesn’t help Tbbo as much as it deals with Wilbur
Ho16 is abt Ranboo winning aforesaid 5D chess game; Tbbo is only part of the stakes 4 that and Mitigating Tbbo is no longer Ranboo’s top priority w/ that. Ranboo’s final monologue is more than anything reminiscent of his earlier arguments about sides and collateral. It’s part of the larger project of compassion, and it’s about the distorted version thereof tht comes with Ranboo getting stuck in its head and its machinations, too; like Tbbo is important to Ranboo and the carelessness abt Tbbo is something unacceptable but to claim Ranboo’s motivations revolve around Tubbo specifically is reductive of his other relationships and actual larger ideological motivations 
I have a problem w/ framings of this as positive/romantic devotion that amkes Ranboo better or as devotion at all bc repeatedly it is shown it makes him Worse, and is in fact the opposite of devotion it's disingenuous by nature. Ranboo is lying. This is so essential to all of this when Ranboo acts like he is in step with you specifically he is lying you are never guaranteed to be the priority. This is him at his worst, th project of compassion at its most compromised, and it’s a state that they explicitly don’t like. Ranboo does not like compromising itself and when they do that they Get Hurt (NLM and outpost arc having the most confabulation we’ve seen in Ranboo in general, Ranboo hating himself for this, Ranboo complying w/ shit like the experiments, Ranboo in all these environments where he is playing this being Constantly Markedly Afraid)
Even throughout the time period where Tbbo is technically priority #1 Tbbo is still . Priority Number One as opposed to like a genuine devotion. Tbbo having a handle on Ranboo in this way is not devotion it is fear and it is again not a mechanism tht Ranboo Only engages for Tbbo it’s just a mechanism, that again IS BAD FOR RANBOO BOTH IRT MENTAL HEALTH AND MORALITY, that has thru circumstance become one tht Tbbo is best at unintentionally activating. Ranboo Does This When You Are His Project. And When He Had A New Project Aside From His Husband That’s What He Did To Him
TL;DR
Ranboo does comply with Tubbo in various activities tht he doesn’t believe in but this isn’t ? Unique to Tbbo this is just Ranboo’s general socialmeta+ what allows it to move in the world the way it does
Ranboo cares about Tubbo deeply and this is relevant to his motivations but that’s only one part of his larger motivations
It’s also honestly not great to frame this complianceas romantic or good bc it’s actively smth that Makes Them Worse in multiple senses
It takes out a ton of Ranboo’s decision making and the negative effects thereof
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[1] No, one dumb as fuck line from Dream Of All People in that lame ass excuse for a finale does not negate All The Things In CRanboo’s Story including working w Dream being part of this consistent pattern, Ranboo’s story being abt agency responsibility and decision in such a way tht it is completely undercut by mind ctrl plots, Ranboo’s ideological agreement w Dream on some matters, the alliumduo parallels, and everything we do know abt the enderwalk as a concept and Ranboo how he acts in and out of it
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