#because chris pratt

[cartoontees]

the animation in the mario movie trailer is so fucking stunning, jack black knocked it out of the park with bowser he ACTUALLY sounds like the character, even toad's voice bears a resemblance but is unique in a new way, so its SUCH a goddamn shame that chrisprat seemingly couldn't even be bothered to at least try to sound like mario

#like... honestly after seeing the trailer i think i'll watch purely for the animation buuuuuuuut #i refuse to pay money to listen to 'typical chris pratt voice acting' for over an hour lol #it worked for emmitt in lego movie because he was an original character but like come on dude... its fucking mario...say wahoo or something #tee.post #mario movie

[guardingthegalaxy]

Can we just talk about how Gamora looks at Peter as he reminisces about when he went to Epcot as a kid????

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#come on it's adorable #idk i have a soft spot for them #also i love how this looks to have been set after vol. 1 because of their outfits #starmora #guardians of the galaxy cosmic rewind #gotg #cosmic rewind #gamora #star lord #peter quill #disney epcot #epcot #chris pratt #zoe saldana

[hey-hey-j]

hey remember in 2020 when Pixar casually dropped the most perfect character in anything ever and then proceeded to pretend he never existed

#j screeches #onward #yes i know he's voiced by chris pratt BUT OTHER THAN THAT #if you're here because of my current john dory obsession this should come as no surprise

[hunnam]

#Chris Pratt #userdylan #userjimholden #usersam #prattedit #chrisprattedit #Mine #this activates something in them #the fag inside of me comes to life #the original video is so much better because you can hear him panting

[yourfavehaskenergy]

Barley Lightfoot from “Onward” has Kenergy.

Barley Lightfoot from Onward has Kenergy!

#barley lightfoot #pixar onward #onward #chris pratt #i love that I keep getting requested chris pratt characters #because chris pratt decidedly does not have Kenergy #disney pixar #barbie #and ken #barbie movie #kenergy #barbie 2023 #barbie and ken #yourfavehaskenergy #ken #ryan gosling

[marisatomay]

something important to remember is that every single actor no matter how glamorous and famous and enigmatic at their core in their heart is a theater kid

#theater kids: ​annoying yet essential because if normal people could do all that then we all would be stars #except chris pratt

[fhroggie]

i love the short plumber man and his tall gorgeous gf

#mareach #mario/peach #marioxpeach #super mario #mario #princess peach #princess toadstool #i love them they are so sweet #im so excited for the mario movie man #i cannot begin to express my anticipation #fuck chris pratt but the rest of the cast is so good #i've made my peace with his presence only because I want to like the movie SO much #anyway mario/peach are The Couple Ever #and i'll never fuckign forgive matpat for his dumbass “Mario is evil” theories #tbh im not a big matpat fan in general #im not a fan of the whole “actually (x) was evil or bad the whole time/everyone is dead/everyone is insane” #it feels very 3edgy5me like its impossible to just like something without there being some secret dark twisted element #mario is just a good happy guy who loves his tall gf and that's wonderful

[starstoldmeso]

who would you cast for live action killjoys?

chris pratt party poison, tom holland kobra kid, aidan gallagher fun ghoul, oscar isaac jet star, grant morrison korse.

i actually threw up reading this thank you.

#you were EVIL for that chris pratt comment #all seriousness i really don’t think i have a cast in mind because my headcanon is always evolving #2022 pluto and 2023 pluto have very different ideas on these characters #danger days #killjoys #ttlotfk #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys

[kloofspeaks]

Peter Quill / Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3 Screencaps

Part Two

#Peter quill #MCU #marvel #gotg v3 #gotg #gotg spoilers #gotg vol 1 #gotg vol 3 spoilers #this is only part one because I have plenty more photos where that came from 💀 #chris pratt #movie screencaps

[srirachaz]

how do voice actors feel about chris pratt? (and by extension other celebrity voice actors) like imagine spending years honing your craft and learning how to do crazy things with your voice only for major blockbuster roles to go to a guy that can’t be bothered to even pitch his voice differently or add any kind of inflection that’s different from how he usually speaks

#voice acting #chris pratt #mario #mario movie #garfield #garfield movie #the lego movie #like it’s one thing to have an iconically recognizable voice #versus just speaking like how you would in real life #it’s like doofenshmirtz or spongebob or bart simpson or even freaking snow white #they’re not just regular speaking voices #they’re interesting and unique #even very recognizable voice actors they still change it up for different projects #bryce papenbrook for example #i can immediately id him as inosuke and eren yaeger's english voice #but those voices are still different from each other #maybe im nitpicking because i dont like chris pratt but he really doesnt need to be the voice of garfield imo #sorry if you like chris pratt this post is not for you

[multicolour-ink]

It's pretty silly to assume Chris Pratt will be the one to take over in the games

You know, every time the Internet is convinced something is going to happen, and then I say "No it's not because *insert evidence here*", I usually end up being wrong 😅

So I'm hoping and praying that I am right this time!

The idea of Chris Pratt taking over in the games just doesn't make sense to me. He's a very in demand Hollywood actor; so even if he had the time, he would be too expensive to hire.

A good example is Tom Hanks - the voice of Woody in the Toy Story series. He only voices Woody in the movies. Anything else like the toys and video games (including in Kingdom Hearts 4) he's voiced by his brother, Jim Hanks.

I'm not saying everyone has to like and accept Chris Pratt; but the guy literally cannot catch a break from Mario fans!

#I'm convinced pratt was only chosen to voice mario in the movie because of mcu clout #but that's just my opinion #we'll probably never know what went on behind the scenes #super mario #mario #chris pratt #charles martinet #multicolour ink answers

[riddlemewisp]

everyone's asleep, time to post my cringe ass art that my friends keep yelling at me to post

(inspired by a very cursed thought i had and sleep deprived art inspiration)

#yes this is chris pratt and ryan gosling #no this is not canon #but ryan gosling as richard rider would be AWESOME #half fancast half almost reality ??? #honestly this just occurred because of the riderquill brain worms #riderquill #art #peter quill #richard rider #nova #my art

[aleppothemushroom]

I'm sorry but...

Chris Pratt as Garfield does not work at all. It's so off-putting.

#garfield #garfield movie #the garfield movie #chris pratt #samuel l jackson #odie #jon arbuckle #david reynolds #mark dindal #it's worse than his mario voice #because his natural voice doesn't match garfield as a character #why didn't they get someone like jim gaffigan or will arnett?

[poorboypictures]

Don't know why I did this, I just had the urge.

#movie luigi is upset because he liked the jumpsuits #nintendo #super mario bros #mario #luigi #mario mario #luigi mario #the super mario bros movie #super mario bros 1993 #chris pratt #charlie day #bob hoskins #john leguizamo #art #digital art #digital artwork #digital artist #digital illustration #digital design

[hunnam]

Chris Pratt as Dan Forester The Tomorrow War (2021)

#Chris Pratt #The Tomorrow War #Dan Forester #userjimholden #userdylan #Mine #chrisprattedit #cprattedit #prattedit #i finally watched it #be ready for more gifs because goddamn he looked masc in it

[dittolicous]

@all the people in the mario tag using emmet as an example that crimp ass can voice act

💖 lego movie fandom disagrees 💖

#mario movie #mario #dont @ me I WAS THERE IN THE HAYDAY #WE LOVE OUR BOY EMMET #BUT HE IS NO MARIO #chris pratt DOES NOT HAVE THE RANGE #yes that includes rex #EMMET WAS LITERALLY THE MOST PLAIN BORING VANILLA MAN ALIVE AND THATS WHY PRATT WORKED #MARIO IS NOT #also pratt is still a shit person beyond acceptable 'humans make mistakes' range #yes i know i dont speak for all tlm fans but dont act like we dont know anything #i mean #there is perhaps someone to be said that PEOPLE FORGOT PRATT PLAYED EMMET #BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A BLAND NORMAL VOICE #im just mad on charles martinets behalf