#because god damn

[incorrect-all-for-the-game]

Neil, recounting pretty much any event in his life: and it only goes downhill from there—

#I tried to give a direct event #but literally #‘being born’ #‘the blood in his locker’ #‘going on the run’ #and #‘his mother dying’ #all hit my brain at once #and then the ideas KEPT COMING #I am so glad he gets break from the misery to kiss boy #because god damn #aftg #all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten

[steffigraf]

sincaraz old testament: umag 2022

sincaraz new testament: turin 2023

#including the practice court shit and the nike shit #because god damn #thank u tennis gods #tennisms #sincaraz

[deers-doodles]

Slight blunder

A quick doodle comic based on smth that actually happened to me in-game. I fucking misread the prompt whe shamura said to bow to them and I accidentally bowed to them.

#cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl oc #cotl shamura #bishop shamura #cotl lambsona #cotl lamb #deersdoodles #shitpost #look at this idiot #thats the look of someone who just didnt smth stupid without thinking #they tend to zone the fuck out mid conversion sometimes #all they heard was “bow” “me” and “lamb” so they just bowed without thinking #if my arms werent tired from drawing this stuoid thing i would've drawn venado in the family guy death pose #because god damn #shamura roasts the ever living fuck outta you if bow to them #we got fucking 3rd degree burns from this whole encounter-

[doodlenovaa]

LAST PERSON YOUD THINK I SIMP FOR? <- questioning everyone with this

I DONT KNOW????

#I thought you were asking who I simp for #and #I was uh #I was gonna say instantly winter sans #Because god damn #IM A SIMP FOR HIM-.

[iamapoopmuffin]

Y'ever read a fanfic so good you decide to just incorporate it into your line of canon?

#because god damn #There are some amazing fics out there my dudes #fanfiction #fanfic #Should I tag fandoms I've had this for or just leave it? #I don't want to annoy people

[kiteofdreams]

that is the worst post i’ve ever seen

it’s ruined my life

#by worst I mean best #because GOD DAMN #josh kiszka

[deer-with-a-stick]

dude, with the LEC song, the LaneCK tournament, and the cinematic, season 2024 is off to a good fucking start

#not to mention riot listening to people about smolder's face?? #i'll ignore lee sin getting his second dragon-themed legendary over an actual dragon champ #and instead also focus on the shyvana rework concept art #because GOD DAMN #league of legends #the kayle/morgana and aatrox scenes suffered the most but i got to see aatrox in a cinematic that's enough for me #best fucking part was Kindred. it literally could have just been them and i would have fucking jumped off a building in joy #holy fuck i love Kindred so much #suck ass at playing them but they're so cool as a character concept and urghhhh #the LEC had me wheezing for a good 20 minutes #and LaneCK was just a 5 hour comedy sequence #god i really hope they do something like that again

[emmyrosee]

LMAO SO I CANT SEND IN MEDIA ON ANONYMOUS SO I GUESS I JUST WONT BE ANYMORE -pip

AYO WTF THESE ARE FUCKING IMMACULATE THE HELL??? THE TALENT I LITERALLY-

And I’m not being dramatic. Like holy shit those are phenomenal

#are you an art major or do you just enjoy it?? #because god damn

[rjalker]

"homeless people don't have any right to complain, the american indians lived off the land, why can't homeless people?"

sometimes people say shit so fucking stupid there's not even a response you can make besides "do you know how literally anything works"

#shit my mom's husband says #is just gonna be a tag. #because god damn

[murdering-time]

He could tell Alice was nervous, and when she didn't speak to him, he tilted his head. Odd, was she embarrassed about talking to him? Or maybe simply was uncomfortable in Hatta's presence? Doorrat couldn't quite tell, but he understood enough to know that he had to change something.

Doorrat squeaked happily at the affection, nuzzling into her hand. Though, the tension went far from unnoticed, and in a way to break it, he chirped at Hatta, sticking his face towards him, eyes shut. Maybe if Hatta started talking about him, or too him, Alice would feel more at ease.

'Pet me!'

-🐀

There was a moment before Jervis looked to the two. The frantic panic seemed to disappear all as he saw Alice, his Alice, with the doorrat. So calm was the creature as it bunched into her hands, small noises leaving as if beckoning him to sit with them.

He wouldn't deny noticing Alice's gaze anxiously failing to focus on one particular subject, but he hoped that would soon ease.

Pulling out a chair, the man hunched forward, tea pot to the table and fingers lightly scraping against the peeling glaze. "You must think me mad to be talking to a rat," he began, head down to the table cloth. Strange, how a faux sense of calm washed over him. Something to latch onto. Something to help float in a terrible storm.

Alice shook her head. "Just silly."

A small huffed laughter left the man as he watched the company carefully. "Truth be told, he's a very good listener. Very sensible." He looked up to the younger, "I think you'd like him. If he ever opened up, that is."

It was then that she offered a gentle smile, small and meek, but something less tense. What was she thinking, Jervis wasn't mad. He just didn't have a lot of friends. That's why he talked so much. Surely. Just calmly, with great rapport, about the people he cared about.

"There are others too."

"The person on the phone?"

Jervis nodded with a genuine smile, offering snacks to the rat before him. "They talk to each other sometimes too. It's nice. To be part of that." There was a pause, "Like a small family. The occasional bicker but we all mean well."

He looked to the doorrat, his head tilted to the side, "This one knows the story by heart. Well, with the three sisters. In the well. We recited it once together."

Silly little man that he was.

"If he decides to grace us with a good conversation, I'm sure he'd have a lot to say to you. He's good, this one. If not overly sentimental. Heart in the right place, I believe is the saying."

#not mun getting sentimental on main #🐀 anon #🐀 ask #tea party asks #Look #I will gush about the regulars once they appear #it's a big ol thank you for four months of this #because god damn #Its a funky little thing

[just-a-mod]

so i kinda dropped off the internet a bit because ngl, my summer has been kinda hell

tldr : some one important to me died, my cat had to go to the urgent care and needs a medical presecure done to save him, and i am incredilly sick and financally not so stable

so with that all in mind, i drew Jamie in beserk hisui zoroark form because it’s my obsession and mom says i get to hyperfixate on it when im sick

im stuck between wanting it to be a beserk form he can tap into, or him having to die first to be able to use the form, but either way is genuinely good to me

#July 15th 2022 #art #the pose is also inspired by seras victora when she was finally awakened as a vampire #because god damn #that series had the best fucking lighting ngl

[vwrtlz]

Normally I am firmly in "I don't get poetry" club. Sometimes it's nice, but usually it doesn't click for me, so I'm not really inclined to explore it, like free jazz or bondage. But then every once in a while I'll read a really famous poem that just punches me in the solar plexus and I'm like "oh yeah, this is that high grade medical". Cuz holy shit, man, some guy who barely made it into his 40s sat on the side of a cliff and wrote this and it reached across 250 years and bitch slapped me in the heart

"O were my love yon Lilac fair,

Wi' purple blossoms to the Spring,

And I, a bird to shelter there,

When wearied on my little wing!

How I wad mourn when it was torn

By Autumn wild, and Winter rude!

But I wad sing on wanton wing,

When youthfu' May its bloom renew'd.

O gin my love were yon red rose,

That grows upon the castle wa';

And I myself a drap o' dew,

Into her bonie breast to fa'!

O there, beyond expression blest,

I'd feast on beauty a' the night;

Seal'd on her silk-saft faulds to rest,

Till fley'd awa by Phoebus' light!"

#poetry #i know Robert Burns isn't just some guy and he's famous for a reason #i know he's also a massively important person in Scottish history #please don't skin me alive for not having read this before #because god damn #i am fully weeping rn #it's been a while

[polarsirens]

This is death itself. This is the biggest and baddest thing in all of fairy tale, and you want to set it free.

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #ylfa snorgelsson #little red #big bad wolf #from one wolf to another! #heavily referencing moro from mononoke hime in the first page #i think i pulled a muscle in my shoulder #from drawing those god damn chains lol #fanart #my art #okay i'm really done! is it wednesday yet #(technically it's thursdays for me because of timezones but anyway)

[bigassbowlingballhead]

You know, if there’s one thing Edmundo Diaz is gonna make me do

It’s fucking sob

#the eyes #the single tear #his face when he tells Chris #the breakdown on the beach #where’s Ryan’s emmy #because god damn #watching 911 #the redeux

[ppriesttess]

After reading this absolute peak of a chapter I would use a cigarette or two if I was smoking

#because god damn

[kiteofdreams]

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again

fuck you jake kiszka!!!

#i mean this with love #because god damn #jake kiszka