#because holy fucking shit

[grimm-the-tiger]

I was doing a little reading on the invasion of Ukraine (you know, as you do), and, uh...

First off, Lithuania's got some balls. Go Lithuania. Someone hung this from a building in their capital city. For context, Lithuania is almost right next to Russia. I think they actually share a border with part of it, and it takes some serious guts to call your neighbor that's much more than ten times your size out on their shitty behavior.

Second, the children's rights commissioner of Russia (the lady responsible for getting all those Ukrainian children kidnapped) legit looks like Dolores Umbridge's equally-psychotic niece.

Seriously, look at her. She's like a younger, slightly more attractive Nurse Ratched. She looks like she's ten seconds away from very politely ordering my brains blown out with electricity or a belt. I hate her face and I want her to stay the fuck away from me. And this isn't even mentioning who she is as a person, because she "adopted" one of the kids she kidnapped, has EIGHTEEN adopted children, and she married a priest for some godforsaken reason. And yet the Ukrainians are supposedly the ones trafficking children...

Side note, Russia is doing a very bad job at convincing anyone that they're not the bad guy in this situation. There's a map of the UN member states that voted to condemn Russia, and it overwhelmingly favors either condemnation or neutrality. The two exceptions are Eritrea, Syria, and, of course, Russia. Their responses to people (especially Ukraine) accusing them of war crimes boil down to "No, you!". You'd think the biggest country on Earth would be more mature than to use a kindergarten insult as an official diplomatic retort. They've tried claiming the many, many, many photographs of their war crimes are fake, that the bodies left over from their massacres were either planted or there all along (yeah, sure) and that Ukraine is ruled by Nazis despite the fact that their president is Jewish and their Nazi party has never won more than 6% of the popular vote. I don't believe in God, but if I did, I'd say He probably put Russian officials' anal orifices on the wrong part of their bodies. I'd believe the moon landings were faked before I ever believe a single word that comes out of the government's collective asscrack.

#I don't even have any real personal connections to ukraine and I'm still mad on their behalf #ukraine #russo ukrainian war #war in ukraine #russia #shitpost #fuck russia #I will say this: I know the UN court doesn't do shit #but if the ban on cruel and unusual punishment is waived for these guys #I'd 100% be on board with it #because HOLY FUCKING SHIT #the stuff they're up to would make Orwell think he didn't make the Party extreme enough

[witchakyeon]

is losing game leo’s best song because he’s a scorpio in his 30’s or is losing game leo’s best song because he wrote, composed, and arranged it, surpassed himself in ways i never imagined possible, and he does his best work when he is in creative control of his own career

#vixx #vixx leo #jung taekwoon #piano man #losing game #i don’t know the answer to this question #i just know that he needs to be in creative control of his own content going forward #because holy fucking shit

[jmflowers]

we’re a month (barely) into the semester and my college is so fucked up

one prof doesn’t even know what he’s teaching, just been reading us PowerPoints over Zoom that are for a curriculum/assignments we aren’t doing this year because they’re still transitioning back to the pre-covid curriculum

another prof is handing out zeros like crazy because apparently we’ve all been submitting course work wrong but she didn’t tell us until a couple days ago after we’d already submitted everything and she doesn’t have the guidelines for submission written out anywhere on her online classroom nor in the YOUTUBE VIDEOS she gives us links for to watch each week (why am I paying for this???)

another prof keeps trying to teach us how to set up a workflow with equipment that doesn’t work, so we just spend the entire class troubleshooting equipment that doesn’t actually function

equipment rental won’t give us access to the cameras we’re supposed to be using for assignments this semester, even though we’ve been trained on them

program coordinator presented us with an opportunity to apply for a massive contest with a global company where we’d get to create a short (with a backed budget) for national screening with mentor-led education… then told us if we choose to enter we’re doing so with the understanding that we would be putting our ability to complete the final semester of our program in jeopardy and, thus, our graduation

and we’re all fucking losing it

#how did my favourite prof become the guy accused of SA? #he can’t be the best of the batch y’all that’s fucked up #I need to graduate so I can go to the Dean and outline all the ways they need to fix this program #because HOLY FUCKING SHIT #not one more semester of students should be going through this #abolish the faculty of old white guys! #bring back the last program coordinator! #figure this curriculum out! #investigate the guy with the decade of SA accusations from students! #supply us with equipment that works and that we can access! #and hire more women! Jesus fuck #I’m venting hard tonight #it’s been a day of so many emails trying to make this shit work #I shouldn’t have to fight for support that I’m paying for

[ricky-olson]

if you asked me earlier this year when i was gun ho on making this a good year that the first half of the year resulted in me and my bf getting manipulated and used by someone that caused a tremendous strain for months id say you’re joking

#used a vulnerable couple and man when we were struggling #manipulate us and make lies to hurt us #and I don’t even know this person #coming to term with this and so much talking has been so much on me and us #I can’t believe this happened to me #especially him #therapy and counseling and working together is helping us heal #because holy fucking shit #angel talks 💕 #abuse tw

[egophiliac]

starting off with an amuse-bouche of some of my initial favorite bits! y'all, this update was WILD.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #we really got it all in this update huh #we got flashbacks! backstory! shocking twists! cgs?! #we got the silver breakdown to end all silver breakdowns #the boy does not emote for 6 episodes straight and now it's POURING out and i am shoving my face directly into it #not to mention my favorite: action scenes represented by intensely wiggling the sprites around #and OF COURSE meleanor my beloved. your highness. ma'am. holy shit. #i guess it's mel instead of mal? hey she can spell her name however she wants #meleanor can do whatever she wants about anything. who is going to stop her. #meleanor: hold on baby. mommy wants to make a point. (yeets malleus' egg across the room into liia's face) #man though i am so afraid that crowley really might turn out to have been revaan this whole time #because this means we live in a world where dire fucking crowley managed to pull BOTH meleanor and lilia and i cannot accept that #briar valley are you okay. is it something in the water. #mrs. zigvolt took all the good taste and left none for anyone else

[markscherz]

Just learned that tadpoles with injured tails sometimes regenerate them with extra legs

[src]

So that's neat.

#the more you know #frogs #science #animals #zoology #developmental biology #holy shit #this is called a homeotic transformation #and I think I have only really heard about them in fruitflies #so seeing it in frogs really fucked me up #how incredibly cool #I always thought the creatures from Pandora could not exist in vertebrates #because homeotic transformations in the *middle* of the trunk were basically impossible to achieve in a survivable manner #but it had not occurred to me that you could just… add more to the end #this changes everything

[nerdpoe]

Danny's retired. The ghost of a little girl doesn't particularly care about that.

He's in Star City, attending college, trying to keep his shit together after some huge villain attack that almost leveled the city.

And the ghost of a little girl stops him in his tracks.

Normally, ghosts leave him alone. They know when someone's too strong to fuck with, and they know he doesn't want to get involved in hero shit.

The exception being murder victims who want him to help point cops in the direction of their murderers....

...and this one little girl.

She bears the marks of death by collateral, so clearly not a murder victim.

Danny tries to brush past her.

She reappears.

This happens again. And again. And again.

"Look, kid, if I help you then every single ghost is gonna be on my ass for making an exception. You need to move on, for your sake and your family's-"

"My name is Lian Harper," the little girl interrupts, kicking him in the shin, "An' you're gonna help my dad, whether you like it or not."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #dead child tw #danny's fucking done #lian has something to say about that #mainly that no he's not #get back in the game and go be a hero again #grief tw #because holy shit is Roy grieving rn

[nowtherearetwoofthem]

#superhero shirt in real life #tagging this with a character seems disrespectful #because holy fucking shit #saja

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-'' #only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place'' #at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE' #i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Jazz Fenton, after years of fixing her brother’s injuries, becomes a Doctor with an inclination towards behavioral health and psychology- In order to make the difference she wants to see in the world she joins Dr. Leslie Thompkin’s practice. 

Jazz Fenton, M.D. has spent years of her life doing research, doing the hard work and the emotional labor, and finally, finally, she’s joining a practice she can feel 100% confident in. She’s goddamn good doctor and she wants to make the biggest impact that she can. 

Dr. Thompkins (who insists that she call her Leslie as they’re colleagues now), is a kind woman, sharp as a tack and keeps her practice open at odd hours to help the most unfortunate. It took some time for them to bond and trust to be built, but now Jazz is being allotted a few night shifts here and there. 

It’s incredible. Jazz gets to spend time with the kids who come in and really talk to them (in addition to getting them antibiotics, heating pads and pokemon themed bandaids) to help equip them with a few coping skills. Her passion for psychology never disappeared after all, but the expansive knowledge of how to heal the human body has made her find a sense of fulfillment like no other.

Having proven herself and worn Leslie down, Jazz now takes up about 1/3 of all the night shifts in the month. She’s hoping to get to 50/50 by the end of the year but she’s content with what she has. Danny keeps odd hours anyway so calling him after work on her walk home can happen any time of day and he will always answer enthusiastically. 

It’s a particularly busy night before he comes in. The Red Hood. 

He was known for being an ally to Leslie, despite being on contentious terms with the Bats, but Jazz had never asked directly. Never one to turn away a patient with bullet hole wounds, she hops into action to get his wounds cleaned, sewed up and gauze wrapped. She’s handing him a sheet (an Infographic! Dani made it with her! Graphic design is her passion!) on how to care for his wounds when he first seems to recognize that she’s not Leslie. 

“No, Of course not. I’m Dr. Fenton. I can’t blame you for not remembering but I did introduce myself as you bled in the entry way. You’re Red Hood, right?” 

“Hm. Didn’t realize the practice was expanding. Where can I find-” He grumbles before pushing her hand aside from where she had still been supporting his shoulder.

“Hold on there, mister. You’re going home, you’re following this infographic and you’re going to get some sleep.” 

“Lady you don’t know-” His voice modulated ton came across antagonistically. As if he was trying to intimidate her. Ha, Jazz rolls her eyes at the inclination.

“Who I’m talking to? Who I’m dealing with? You’re hilarious. I can eat you vigilante’s hero complexes for breakfast. Tell me who I’m calling to pick you up and then you can say thank you.” Jazz snaps at him. It really had been a long night but his whole dialogue thus far is making her a bit batty. 

“Oh really Doc? You know Leslie’s tough shit, and from what I can tell you’ve got nothing on her-” 

“Trying to make me feel insufficient when I just saved your life? That’s cute. I’m sure a lifetime of abandonment by both of your parental figures gave you that. I’m also sure that you inherited this desire to prove you’re not going to be dependent on anyone who wants to help from whoever got you dressing up in tights to fight crime in the first place. Again, I’d love to talk at length about how predictable you-” 

“Bwah- wait- I’m Predictable? You’re probably some nepobaby who had parents who told her she could have the world-” But Jazz cuts him off with hysterical laughter- he couldn’t be further from the truth. Her parents loved her, but nepotism? With what, the ghosts? If anything she got that from Danny, but he doesn’t need to know about her ghostly titles. 

“You’re just some guy who came back from the dead and made his trauma everyone else’s issue. So shut it. And tell me how I’m getting you home from this clinic.” She seethes though her voice stays devastatingly level with each word. 

Speechless for a moment, he eventually relents to Jazz that he’s already called for help on the comms but it will be hours before they can come for a pick up. The sun had already come up and the night had been over for most of them before Hood had walked into trouble. She groans and the realizes the time for herself and the empty clinic around them.

“Fine. My shift just ended anyway. I’ll get you home in one piece and I swear to all the ancients that you’d better follow the directions on the infographic.” 

And that’s how Jazz ended up calling her brother while supporting the weight of a grown ass man (who no longer wanted to talk to her) on her walk home. 

The next time Red Hood appears in her clinic, he’s brought a dozen roses in addition to the cut on his neck that definitely needs to be pressurized like ASAP. Did he stop for the flowers on his way to the clinic? He’s going to pass out from blood loss! She doesn’t even like roses!

#ehehehe #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #anger management #jazz fenton #jason todd #she still loves psychology but its a back pocket tool to her knowledge as an emergency medicine provider #jazz is ready to throw hands because becoming a princess during med school sucked ass #she did not have the time #but she loves and supports anything danny is doing sooo... #danny is currently attending gotham u for engineering but lives across town so they just call everyday #he sees her on her off days and always brings her tons of fast food #jason is immediately smitten with the woman put him in his place #the pit maddness was barking up a storm this entire convo but she got him home and he was like holy fuck im in love #jason todd said she saw right through me and that shit was hot #yes he totally stopped to grab (steal) flowers on his way to the clinic #dick picks him up this time. sees the flowers and is like oh cool its my turn to wingman for my lil bro #jazz is worn down by sweet gestures and the fact that hes legit so nice now when he comes into the clinic #he quotes poetry at her sometimes and she's like omg did you just make that up? she's never read poetry a day in her life #only medical textbooks and psychology papers #long post

[bixels]

Splatoon 3: Side Order is good, but not great. I still highly recommend it, but if you care about the story, you're going to be disappointed. Quick review: spoilers ahead.

Side Order was the devs experimenting with Splatoon's gameplay loop. The campaign is a rogue-like, and it works amazingly well. Super fun, super challenging, building my deck and fighting through challenges with the stakes of resetting really scratched an itch in my brain. They did a great job with it.

Unfortunately, I feel like priority went to game design rather than story. Much of the mysterious artwork we saw in the first teaser trailer was completely unused; turns out, all of that was just concept art that never made it into the final product. Side Order failed to make me care about what was happening. I don't know why the protagonist had to be Agent 8; it could've been anyone else and the story would've worked the same.

Octo Expansion was the absolute peak of meshing story and gameplay. The campaign's hook is insanely strong; we immediately empathize with Agent 8 because we know from previous lore that octolings like her have been trapped underground for all their lives. We care about her fight to the surface because it's a fundamentally ideological fight for freedom. The plot stuff about Tartar and the Thangs is just nice set dressing; 8's fight for freedom is the real story.

There's none of that in Side Order. I don't particularly care about Marina's metaverse, even if it's tied to Octo Expansion's story. I don't know why Acht is there other than backstory stuff. It really feels like 8 is just told to do something and she does it because she's the protagonist; she has zero personal stakes or motivations in the conflict. This is a story blunder the devs did in Splatoon 3's default campaign––forgetting to give the protagonist a personal reason to fight––that I hoped would be fixed here, but alas.

What makes it worse is that the gameplay and story progression are completely out of sync. I beat the entire game on my third run in 4 hours. With each run, you get up to two keys to potentially unlock bits of story. That means you'll get about one piece of the story every two runs. There are twelve pieces of the story; I got the first and then beat the whole damn game. Now I have to go back and grind to see the remaining story when I've already beaten the final boss and resolved the conflict. I missed the entire story because I never had to reset because I blazed through the gameplay! It's just a real shame that I experienced everything without knowing... why it's happening. The final boss had me asking myself what the hell is going on because I don't know the backstory at all.

Again, I still really recommend. The devs did a great job, but Side Order remains in the shadow of Octo Expansion's incredible success. Like the default singleplayer campaign, there's just a lot of lost story potential here that, while not necessary, would have really elevated this DLC into something amazing.

#long #personal #rant #splatoon #side order #it's a shame too because I got SO FUCKING HYPED at the title drop #when I realized that the entire first 30 minutes of the game was JUST THE OPENING TUTORIAL and they hit you with the music #and the “nintendo presents” and the title drop to a slow mo explosion. I thought “holy shit this is gonna be huge” #alas it wasn't because it turns out i'm better at roguelikes than the devs anticipated so i beat it in 3 hours lol #octo expansion was a cultural reset. it did something to my brain. the entire rising action part of the story; the reveals the twists the #boss fights the upward climb. it was so incredibly hype and just upped the stakes over and over. nothing's come close

[hughmanbean]

The Nurturing Queen and the Greedy Duke

Credit to @sky00asara in this post for this idea I love guys who are moms (if you get what I mean) This will follow the same rough story beats but will still have a little of my own flair.

The Nuturing Queen, Mother of the Wandering Princess and Erratic Prince, has been said to provide protection and inspire devotion to all who come across her. Praised as Balance and Duality personified, she is a large influence and very commonly mentioned in every scroll, book, art piece, and all magic artifacts that Constantine has seen. He's heard from so many beings of how great she is, her feats, and her being the largest connection between the Unknown Realms and Earth.

Here comes the problem. The Nurturing Queen has an enemy who's been around just as long as she has, who's also been seen not long after wherever she goes, chasing her trail and lurking. The Greedy Duke. He wishes to have her as his own, and take the throne to himself, subsequently plunging the Unknown Realms into chaos. Whenever he confronts the Nurturing Queen, legendary battles commence, and he is beat back.

But now, things are going wrong. The Lazurus Pits have been reported as acting, well, erratic. The Erratic Prince, some beings say, has been seen discussing things with the Greedy Duke. They fear his loyalties may not lie with his family.

A shift has been felt in the magics community. Unknown Realms Beings have ventured into Earth, either out of curiosity or to wreak havoc. Now, at the watchtower, JLD work out how to summon a being and demand to know what's going on, the rest of the Justice League desperate.

When they finally do summon one, they're launched into the Unknown Realms as an answer, told to "Find our Queen" as the being dissappears. They're on a floating island in a green void.

#dpxdc #Dcxdp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #danny phantom #danielle phantom #dan phantom #queen mother danny phantom #good parents jack and maddie #redeemed vlad #you may notice I love making titlesTM #Literally so fun to make them up #The translator is broken. #Because the guy who worked on it infinitely ago was a bit distracted. #He thought he saw a cool ghost bird. #Gender is very much optional for ghosts. #Ones that came from a living person just have it internalized #Concepts were more concerned with woah I exist holy shit I can do things what the fuck #Clockwork has sent the 3D's on many time travel missions. #The Infinite Realms are known as the Unknown Realms to mortals for obvious reasons. #Vlad is also sent by Clockwork separately. #Lots of people have seen Danny and Vlad disagree and bicker. Certain opinions are formed. #Vlad's mannerisms make him look. Well... #Danny's fine. Vlad just needed to take over for him since he had to focus on schoolwork for a bit. Or maybe something else. It's up to you. #Continuations are accepted and loved. #btw sky if you read this I absolutely loved the painting. Loved it. 10/10 would look at again. #Misunderstanding #ghost king danny #shenanigans

[front-facing-pokemon]

#okay. two things. one? holy shit. holy shit #holy fucking shit #two? i didn't realize that apparently the genies had. reshiram and zekrom separating landorus from tornadus and thundurus #in natdex order? for some reason? like gen 5 is already fucked up in terms of its numbering because victini is number 0 in the #unova regional dex but that's still strange #anyway. back to number one. holy shit. look at this #i. didn't realize. that this was going to be so good #i forgot that reshiram just has a whole fuckin NOSE #the nose rater shall be very pleased with this one. i expect no less than a 10/10 #reshiram

[jangmi-latte]

SEBEK??....

#i think i bingo-ed the whole diasomnia BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK DOES HE LOOK SO ATTRACTIVE????? #HE FITS IT SO FUCKING WELL THE FUCK #NO DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE GETTING SILVER IN THAT SUIT #like the armor #or would it be his dad #who knows #BUT HOLY SHIT SEBEK

[sanjisboyfie]

-> started more like a crackfic headcanon, but then it got rlly serious at the end??? mb igggg

gojo's definitely the type to slap your ass in public. not even in a nasty way, genuinely (or more like 50% of the time it's not in a sexual way). he just likes slapping your ass??? you've tried asking him why he does it so often, but he just grins and shrugs his shoulders in response. it's always a flirty response, like, "i can't appreciate my beautiful boy's ass?" or, "y'know i can't keep my hands off of you, handsome,"

he's such a fucking annoying boyfriend. like genuinely. could you imagine having a 6'4, lanky man latched to you - literally trying to melt into your skin? no, because you don't have to imagine it, it's your everyday life. you wake up? his arms and legs are tangled with yours that you have no choice but to wake him up. you're cooking? he's hovering behind you with his back hunched and head resting on your neck as he is still working on completely waking up. you need to go to catch your train for your job? oh...but can't you just spend the day in with him? he'll do whatever you want >:) just skip work and stay with him!

he's so needy and clingy. it's actually insane how much a grown man can WHINE. oh my god, you think about doing anything without him - ANYTHING - and he's already complaining overdramatically that you don't love him. he goes from 0-to-100 really quick, meaning you guys could be cuddling and he's nearly knocked out, you gently move him off of you to get up to PEE, and he's suddenly reciting all of the heartbreaking lines shakespeare wrote, claiming, "you!! you heartless man, have driven a stake right through my heart and i shall never recover from such a pain you've brought onto me!!!" as if you're not going to be back in like thirty seconds ??? max.

he's the strongest sorcerer, but if you're around, he's nothing but a man in love with his boyfriend (and hopefully more. he fantasizes a lot of what a married life with you would look like...).

he actually could care less about other people when you're there - you have to verbally remind him of his duties as a jujutsu sorcerer or else he will very easily ignore them in exchange of spending time with you.

another thing that comes with dating this man is that he will do everything, above and beyond, in his power to keep you out of harm's way. let's say you weren't a jujutsu sorcerer, he'll let you in his lifestyle in full confidence nothing will harm you. he's already talked to the higher ups, if they try pulling some bullshit out of their ass in putting you in danger, he's gonna actually slaughter all of them. it was a meeting he had with them when you two just made it official and, comically enough, he was snapped out of his gruesome, detailed rant on what he would do to them by a call from you ringing through his phone.

you have him completely wrapped around your finger and he's not one to shy away from showing that. he thinks public acts of devotion are the best ways to show his loyalty and love for you to other people. it's so hilarious how he will literally fall to his knees begging on a random street, just for you to look at him. just because you're looking at what a vendor's stall is selling doesn't mean you have to look away from him???? hello ??? please be more considerate of his feelings, his heart cannot take this much.

and despite how carefree he always seems with you in public, if you are still in a public area, his senses are actually hightened to their peak. there's absolutely no way he's taking a chance with you getting harmed if he's there, he'll ensure you're safety above anything else. he protects you with his life and will happily exchange his life for your own - if it ever came down to that.

and he's proclaimed that to you several times which has earned him worried scoldings everytime he said anything along the lines of, "i'll risk my life to protect you," but he always pushes your scoldings aside. because then he comforts you saying that: he's the strongest for a reason and he will use all of his strength in protecting the future the two of you will have together. he can't live without you, so obviously you're staying safe. and he'd actually rather step on a thousand legos than imagine you living your life without him. selfishly, he wants to be the center of your universe, like you are for him (alright, eren jaeger headass...)

neither of you have to worry about that though! he is still the strongest ever, there's nothing that could pull him away from you (there was one time his students genuinely tried doing this and it was impossible. physically trying to pull gojo off of your body was impossible). and he wants to spend every waking moment with you. so not only are you being protected 25/8, but you're being affectionately doted on, loved, and cared for for each of those passing seconds.

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #jjk x reader #jjk x male reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x male reader #gojo x reader #gojo x male reader #satoru x reader #satoru x male reader #jujutsu kaisen x male reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #holy fucking shit these tags are so long #because people be calling gojo both gojo and satoru #and i have to tag for both #which essentially doubles the tags #gojo satoru imagines #satoru imagines #gojo imagines #male reader #x male reader #x reader #LMFAOOA its so funny how long this fucking list is #im never doing this many tags ever again idgaf #clingy gojo #needy gojo

[skywerse]

the eepening

#PRETZEL AU #i imagine that gillion lets pretzel sleep in his barrel #and then he proceeds to jump in chips bunk with a shit eating grin on his face saying they're having a sleepover #and pretzel is kinda scared to sleep on her own #so she always either ends up eeping with jay on the top bunk or squished between these idiots #and then in the morning she quietly hops in the barrel before gill wakes up #jay knows about this #chip too because she probably smacked him a dozen times when sleeping #gill doesn't have a fucking clue #but they just kinda roll with it #holy shit is that a just roll with it reference??? #also i thought chip's bunk not having a safety rope is kinda on brand #he would not bother with that shit #so once in a while either he or gillion are yeeted across the quarters and they treat it like a competition #jay participated in it once and never again #she still holds the record of being rattled around the quarters the most #canon to me #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #chip jrwi #jrwi fnc