#because i cannot

[octopuscato]

I s2g anybody I see celebrating will be yeeted outta here quicker than you can say "Monarchy bad". I have no patience for people delighting in other people's illness.

#this has been a public service announcement #if the british monarchy is good for one thing #it's ridding myself of morality posers #because i cannot

[byl3rr]

“Stranger Things Bosses: Will’s Sexuality Is Addressed in Season 4, Part 2”

#i need a breakdown of this from someone who can actually form coherent thoughts #because i cannot #i need a minute #stranger things #byler

[transvampireboyfriend]

look, i love to see him kill but I also love seeing him show he's just fucking whipped

#can you BELIEVE he said Hughie looks good #said the color he was wearing fitted him #and then proceded to demonstrate his bloodlust is only stopped by the desire to follow Hughie's orders? all in the first 15 min??? #because i cannot #i missed him SO MUCH #the boys #the boys spoilers #billy butcher #blorbo #hughie x butcher #liveblogging s3 tb #-

[kennyomegasweave]

Moonlight Chicken has triggered me like the whole time.

1. Heart's whole deafness.

2. Jim being divorced.

3. Jim thinking he's a side piece after getting cheated on.

4. Wen also being divorced.

5. Wen's divorce being messy as hell.

6. And now Jim's man being DEAD and him living with that for the rest of his life.

I am fighting for my fucking life with this show. I'm still here but what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck.

I just wanted cheating gay chickens.

#moonlight chicken #I'm sorry but like every time I watch an episode at 4AM while drunk I end up having to walk around my house and like do shit #because I cannot #I CANNOT #I love this show but what the hell man lol #regular clyde

[highabovethecloudssomewhere]

See I think the real reason why my goofy half-crack one-shots never stay one-shots is because I look at this silly concept and I go “yes but what if it had Substance?” and then it grows Plot and Emotional Beats and then it’s too late for me

#cloud rambles #tHAT IS TO SAY #jack of all trades AU #if I do actually write a one-shot #I'm going to keep it goofy #... maybe an emotional moment occasionally at the end #''liar revealed'' but without the ''everyone abandons character instead of taking the time to talk about it'' miscommunication #because i Cannot

[yen-stanning]

pov: you just finished watching Tales of the Jedi... (I am going to need to 5-8 business days to recover)

#how are you guys doing? #because I CANNOT #my gosh #JUST PERFECTION #star wars #tales of the jedi #tales of the jedi spoilers #star wars animation

[teacup-tyrant]

Ok crew, I just finished the season.

And truly from the bottom of my heart, what in the actual fuck.

...and I mean that in the best and the worst way. I'm so split about all of this, I'm so goddamn angry but also so goddamn LOL THEY DID THAT about it. Expect episode by episode reactions coming soon.

I just.... ahahahahahahahahaha I'm so looking forward to seeing all the discord and reactions and seeing what's going on on tumblr right now bc I've been avoiding it since Thursday. LET'S GO.

#shadow and bone #can you even #because i cannot #six of crows #let's just use the SoC tag for this show #bc that's what it was let's be real

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it) #The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

[reasonsforhope]

Sometimes you just have one of those moments where the progress we've made as a culture get thrown into stark relief. You look at something and go "Holy shit, that would never have happened when I was a kid."

Today, I had one of those moments when I realized that the teenage boys I'm working with are just. genuinely, openly enthusiastic about going to Build-a-Bear for their outing.

These are sixteen and seventeen year old boys! They just had a whole conversation about what to name their "cute", mostly new squishmallows! They're genuinely excited that they're going to Build-a-Bear this weekend and asking other kids to pick up specific accessories for them!!

Holy shit, that never would've happened when I was 16. None of the boys would have dared to be visibly interested - and neither would most of the girls! There would have been a million gay jokes and "Haha, you're a girl" jokes and "What are you, a baby?" jokes. Teenagers weren't even supposed to care about anything back then!

Less than 15 years later, and I'm watching three 17 year old boys treat all that as not even worthy of comment.

So let's call that a reason for hope. Even when the kids aren't alright, in some ways apparently they are alright. Go Gen Z, honestly. It's so lovely to watch you guys just openly doing and saying stuff that, when I was a teen, would've been a social death sentence.

#obligatory disclaimer that this really really obviously is not universal #I do live in a major progressive city #there's definitely a level of a liberal bubble effect here #but it's still really powerful to see it #because even in a major liberal enclave there were so many limits on the gender roles and homophobia etc. etc. fronts #and also the limits of the oppressive weight of obligatory teen apathy lol #seriously go gen z. so glad you guys decided cringe is dead. I love you for that so much #and I love it for you #not news #life #hope #homophobia #sexism #teens #teenagers #progress #gen z #btw if it wasn't clear I'm a #millennial #plush toy #plushie #squishmallows #build a bear #stuffed animal #like the idea of almost any teenager much less teenage boys #saying IN FRONT OF THEIR PEERS #that they are excited about their STUFFED ANIMALS #when I was a teenager #????? #cannot imagine that ever happening.

[uncanny-tranny]

Fat people deserve mobility aids, too. No matter if it's connected to their fatness or not, because having a mobility issue that is connected to one's fatness won't change that they're still fat and still have the issue at hand. Fat people don't deserve to "tough it out" because fatness should be this divine punishment doled out to those who "deserve" it. Fat disabled people deserve to have the peace of mind that they can exist in whatever way is most comfortable and accessible to them

#disability #ableism #ableism tw #fatphobia #fatphobia tw #also if it's an issue solved by weight loss why would you want them to suffer until the weight loss helps wouldn't that DISCOURAGE them? #because if i were suffering the entire time i sure as fuck wouldn't want to keep going for the ~idea~ of it's gonna pay off!!! #also even if they 'made themself disabled' by being fat or anything else that doesn't matter. they're still disabled. #there is no 'good' disabled and 'bad' disabled and you cannot sort people into those categories #for every 'bad' fat disabled person there are multiple 'good' fat disabled people but you can't tell them apart often actually! #because you would have to know the intimate details of their medical history and familial lineage and tbh if you're... #...being a piece of shit to a disabled person because you assume they're guilty until proven innocent i don't blame others for being... #...weary of you and not wanting to be around you. because you've already proven you can't handle the IDEA of complex disabled experience

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate. #you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you #think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth. #then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty #house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive #this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died. #and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first #place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever #given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and #you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's #everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you #have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love #more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me. #real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you. #and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love. #lit #the hunger games #everlark #otp: real or not real? #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #text #tais toi lys #thgpost

[teartra]

Character Growth

And yes they’re okay with killing Luz at some point

#lol can’t wait to have mine because i look like a potato #caption is based on that one art that i cannot find #the owl house #toh #lilith clawthorne #amity blight #toh hunter #hunter noceda

[bubblesthecow]

The thing that I love the most about Doctor Who is that it’s just SOOOOOO bad. It’s awful. It’s dreadful. It’s cheesy and stupid and terrible. It has dialogue like “I am the beep of all the meeps!” It’s truly the most embarrassing cringeworthy thing you’ve ever seen. It’s been that way for 60 years. It’s gonna be that way for another 60. It doesn’t matter what kind of budget or fan base they receive. It’s always gonna be this stupid.

I love it so fucking much.

#I literally cannot stop saying -I am the beep of all the meeps- every ten minutes #favourite dialogue of all time #donna noble #doctor who #the episode was so good #so cheesy #so wonderful #I can’t stop grinning #david tennant #catherine tate #I think we are gonna see Rose Tyler soon #cameo appearance #we have to because the doctor has has a body swap