#because i got high

[ijuststareatstuffhereok89]

Never fall asleep after smoking a bowl and watching Thor because weird dreams will happen.

So, a little background: as a very young child, I watched a kiddie show called Zoobilee Zoo. It was basically Baby's First Furry Society. It starred a bunch of not-good-enough-for-Broadway community theater actors (and Ben Vereen, who actually is pretty awesome) in anthropomorphic animal costumes. Here's the intro:

I thought it was just in my head until I googled this like a week ago to confirm that it did, in fact, exist.

So, to my dream. Remember this little fella?

I dream the show was being remade on BBC, and somehow I was cast in it along side Tom. Tom was the theater fox. He looked like this:

I was the librarian parrot. I looked like this:

When I woke up, I had no clue what to do so I smoked another bowl and went back to sleep. I just...not enough mango juice in the world can bring me home after this. I need some serious therapy after dreaming about Tom Hiddleston and I bouncing up and down in full furry regalia like a pair of kinky teletubbies. Not sure if this one will get a fic.

Anyone else have a weird dream about him? Like, this kind of weird? I need some solidarity right now to make sure if I'm in Crazytown, I'm not alone. @loopsisloops @holdmytesseract @glitchquake @lokisgoodgirl @queen-paladin

#because I got high #and watched thor #and had an American 80s childhood #Youtube #sorry tom I know you'd never

[lenetaylor]

You can get too high, Paul McCartney edition

this is from popbitch so who knows if it's true. i want it to be true. i am now imagining mary yelling at stella to keep a better eye on him: "you know what he's like! you can't let him wander off like that!"

also endlessly amused at the thought of Harrison Ford still dealing industrial grade weed to famous people

#paul mccartney #paul mccharmly #the beatles #stella mccartney #harrison ford #because i got high

[scotts-takes]

When the one guy shows up to the school project meeting super high and ruins everything

#ensemble stars #enstars kanata #nazuna nito #dinosaurs #because i got high #reloaded

[bluesucanuse]

BLUES: SONGS OF THE DAY

THE ARTIST IS: BIG AL CARSON

THE SONG IS: "BECAUSE I GOT HIGH"

#BLUES #BIG AL #BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

[d00d-n0-way]

#because i got high #the hayley remix #afroman #i'm fucking funny ok #i crack myself up #i'm high

[wands-n-roses]

Lee jordan: I was gonna go to class

Fred: before I got a high

George: I coulda cheated and I coulda passed

Lee: but I got high (uhuh lala dada)

Fred: I’m taking it next semester and I know why!!

George: why man?

Lee: cause I got high

Fred: because I got high

George: because I got hiiigh

#harry potter #incorrect hp quotes #fred Weasley #George Weasley #Lee jordan #Fred and George #Weasley twins #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect hp quote #incorrect harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #because i got high

[smokingwithjohnny]

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[hayleyclaire-taylorsversion]

I am SO unbelievably spun...bruh I be feeling like I could whole ass FLY my twacked ass across the state of Indiana a few times around and STILL have energy to spare 😊

#spun stupid #stupid spun #twacked #twackstar #twackalackin #twack city #twack nation #because i got high #druggie #dope fiend #junkie #girls who like drugs #girls who do drugs #girls who get high

[dollwithkaleidoscopeeyes]

Me high as fuck trying not to reblog weirder shit than usual

#I’m using all my brain power to not post what I really want #everybody must get stoned #weed #because i got high #funny

[resetmypatientviolence]

Can I work the motivation to clean and meal prep my place after getting quite drunk & high last night?

Only time will tell considering I’ve just come to life at 11:30.

#personal #footage of me #whenever I have an edible I’m so tired the next day #because i got high #whoops #fall prep

[xccentriktigress]

#tumblr polls #hornyposting #pansexual #allosexual #probably cringe #asking the hive mind #drafts #because i got high #stoner thoughts

[altruisticartifice]

I was gonna write a post…

#until I got high #because I got high #cause I got high

[gungieblog]

Afroman: Because I Got High

#Afroman #Because I Got High #Youtube

[thatjuvy]

A classic

#good vibes #chill #old school hip hop #old school rap #positive vibes #afroman #colt 45 #crazy rap #because I got high #two zig zags #thursday tunes #thursday vibes #SoundCloud

[d00d-n0-way]

I was gonna stay clean and sober, but then I got high...

#because i got high #the hayley remix #no but i really did just leave my halfway house and within 20 minutes i was high #i may regret this later

[honorelise]

My husband thought I was crazy because I was chuckling the whole time while illustrating this genius…then he saw it and has been second-guessing our marriage ever since. It’s cool, I acknowledge my weirdness.

#crossover #fanart #happy tree friends #gravity falls #dark humor #because I got high #whoopsie #illustration #procreate #tramatized