#because i'm already dead

[cubot]

suffering

#ramblings #might force myself to sleep and wake up at like six or something tomorrow to draw #because i'm already dead #and it's only 3:20 pm

[originalartblog]

I can excuse Dazai not trying to nullify Shibusawa's fog because Fyodor was there, and they really could have just incapacitated Dazai and gone right back to their nefarious plan

but the facts are that Shibusawa was unknowingly keeping himself alive as a singularity and Dazai can nullify singularities, so there was a much less convoluted way to stop him.

#edit: now with bonus in the notes #dazai had no way of knowing shibusawa died because of atsushi years ago AND he was already out when fyodor made the big twist reveal #so he can only learn the facts from atsushi after it already ended #this is filed under my 'dazai fucks up big time' category #i wrote a post about it on my main some months ago and i watched dead apple again recently so i decided to illustrate this ksjfdhkjgh #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd dead apple #dead apple #bsd atsushi #bsd dazai #bsd nakajima atsushi #bsd dazai osamu #nawy's comics #i decided i'm impatient tonight i'm posting it now

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

"Come get your child." Robin stared incredulously at this...entity? Being? He was a child himself, how could he possibly have a kid of his own.

The creature huffed, seeming very put out by the young vigilantes confusion. "What is there to not understand? Your child has been running wild in the Infinite Realms for a while now. Ever since that portal exploded hes been taking his emotions out on everyone!" The thing said, throwing her hands into the air, "And you!" Robin stepped back a pace or two when he suddenly found a very sharp claw in his face, "I had to do a lot of searching to even find you! What kind of parent are you?!"

"I'm not."

The entity opened and closed its mouth a few times like a fish before suddenly becoming furious, "Its no wonder hes like this when his gardian has so little interest in him! Did you know the other day he plugged a liquor bottle with a cloth and lit it on fire? I don't even know where he got it, but he lit the cloth and yelled something like, "mazzle toff" and threw it at my own adult son!"

"..."

"When my little boy burst into flames do you know what he said to me?"

"...no, but I feel like you're going to tell me anyways."

"I'm sorry ma'am I wasn't expecting there to be that much fire."

"That much? So he fully intended to set someone ablaze but the amount of fire is what troubled him?"

"Yes!" She growled, exasperated, "Please come get your child as soon as possible! Hes terrorizing the whole dimension!"

Damian found himself staring at open space the woman had occupied previously before contacting Oracle through the coms, "Did you get all of that?"

It was Grayson that spoke, "Every word."

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Aka Danny has a lot of misplaced aggression and kinda terrorizes parts of the GZ. Unfortunately for him hes a clone of one of the bats (weather or not you want it to be Damian, Project R or someone else that hes cloned from is up to you) and they're coming to him to assess if he's an evil clone or mindless or whatever.

Too bad Danny sucks at first impressions.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #danny fenton #fanfiction prompts #prompts #batman #robin #damian wayne #can be any robin really and from any timeline or whatnot #danny is absolutely unhinged and doesnt care because whats the worst he could do to other ghosts? Kill them? Theyre already dead #the ghosts are actually really annoyed with him but sympathetic #but moatly annoyed #a bat finds out they have a kid via a person complaining to the parent aka them #danny yelled mazel tov #which i think means: good luck! #correct me if i'm wrong

[winepresswrath]

sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian #i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s? #big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out #but at least he'll always have wei-xiong #anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown #he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like #maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something #but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died #my whole sect burned #my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird #and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter?????? #is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never #and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj #because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That #only for adult son with the weird vibes #to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real #punk ass bitch #anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM #and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi #be his dad. #if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then????? #and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama #jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful

[5ummit]

#have this gifset of bucky going limp and pliant as soon as he's grabbed by his harness #allowing himself to be manhandled to his knees #that vacant dead-eyed stare like his mind has already checked out #bucky barnes #cacw #marvel #marveledit #cacwedit #my edit #tusermerc #tusershay #I'm not even tagging anyone else because this is just for me (and the trash fam)

[quietbirdee]

and I love you, and I'm glad, and I'm grateful you were here for me, you were kind to me, and I love you, I love you, I love you

#anyway!! still very upset by this haha #i'm trying to process it through drawing but oof #the owl house #toh #hunter toh #flapjack toh #sylphee art #to hold your first friend the first one to choose you because they love you #to hold them close to your chest and know that they're with you and they love you #flapjack loves hunter so much and wants him to live #wants him to be happy and finally live his own life #and this will hurt his boy who's already been hurt so much #but he'd rather have a hurt boy than a dead one and hunter has a whole family now #he'll be ok #ANYWAY!!!! as i'm sure is no surprise i'm very distraught! #i've also been thinking about a parallel comic to that other flapjack comic i drew earlier this year ;u; #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers

[hrokkall]

What's gabriel in this au?

Some loser, probably.

#Gabriel Ultrakill #Rain World Ancients #Ultrakill #Rain World #I CAN POST THIS NOW THAT THE FULL ATTACK IS DONE. NICE pose referenced from Act 1's ending cutscene if that wasn't blatant already #He's as of yet unnamed but I'm working on it. And also somehow not dead. Debatably. It's a crossover AU it's not adhering to RW canon #Anyway very cool style rain world has for its murals! Tried to match it to the best of my ability but my own style definitely bleeds throug #-in places. It happens #ANYWAY the reason why he's an Ancient is just because there seem to be a lot of parallels between Angels in UTKL and Ancients in RW #Both are societies obsessed with remaining free from earthly desire and keeping order; one wishes to ascend and one has already ascended- #-and has to keep it that way lest they feel the wrath of a long-absent god #Looking at the karma murals that represented the deadly sins (ish) kind of solidified that #Plus it means I don't have to take off his helmet which is always a bonus; I don't like unmasking helmeted characters #As a bonus ancients sort of seem birdlike to me? They're meant to look vague but at least two had bird feet so hell yeah. Bird time. #Enough tag talking. Here's the actual sorting tags: #Re: Inbox #Re: Anon #RW UTKL #Hrokkall Art

[dumbf1sketches]

Lando always chokes when it matters most. we love to see it. he got outqualified by a rookie and is not even top 3 in the 2nd fastest car. fraudo

Thank you anon I love getting requests!

No I don't know how iPhone messages work

#i debated putting it behind a cut because i blurred it AND put pants on Carlos #but we don't want to shock anyone who's just tucking into their breakfast rn #I'll save that for if anyone wants to see the uncensored image with all its ummmm #juices #so mad at anon because I've been saying Fraudo Baggins on my head all day #carlando #q-ing this for the dead of night lol #and honestly I'm so offended that anon just copy pastes the most lukewarm take #i once walked into work with a spot and a 3 year old went “oh no! and you were already so ugly” #with the utmost sincerity #you think this ask even comes close? #my art #ask

[inessencedevided]

Breaking my unofficial hiatus to bring you a shitty 3 am meme for a fandom I've never been active in

#in my defense I've been laughing hysterically about this for the last 2 hours #i needed an outlet #has this been done already? #probably #lotr rings of power #lotr on prime #rings of power #rings of power spoilers #rop galadriel #galadriel #celeborn #the only good thing this show has brought me is my newest tolkien reread just because i keep going #wait ... this doesn't sound right #ah yes and the dwarf designs and characters #anyway i should go to sleep #lotr shitpost #rings of power shitpost #ok no I'm not fone yet #I've been going back and forth on this #bc obviously he might not actually be dead on the show #galadriel didn't mention seeing a body #but some part of me actually almost hopes he is #because ot would set the entire rings of power universe so firmly in the au territory that nobody could pretend otherwise #i mean not tjat i haven't been treating it as an extremely high powered but kind wonky au fanfic anyway

[originalartblog]

you know that one Dead Apple manga panel? yeah

as a bonus, you can imagine Goosamu picking up the hat and putting it back on Chuuya's head

#@wiltedrosethorn this is my compromise/apology/thank you for uuuuuh everything ksdjfghkdfjgh #i had been thinking about how goosamu was too small to put chuuya's head on his lap but you know what he also is? pillow-shaped #@hitomihigurashi i saw your tags and laughed because this was already drawn skdjfhksdjgh #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd dead apple #dazai goosamu #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd nakahara chuuya #bsd dazai osamu #skk #soukoku #nawy's doodles #nawy's art #ask answered #i'm trying this as my new ask answering formula - combining similar asks into one big post

[commsroom]

i want eiffel and minkowski to go camping together so bad, like i know minkowski loves camping. eiffel loves the idea of saying he's going camping. eiffel loves the romanticized pop culture version of camping he imagines in his brain, where he gets to listen to music by the fire and eat smores. eiffel wants to feel like a rugged outdoorsman but, like, with access to modern comforts.

minkowski is actually outdoorsy and likes some challenge, so to her "camping" means long hikes and roughing it as off-the-grid as she can justify. eiffel cannot be taken off grid. eiffel's favorite outdoor hobby is handing someone one of his handmade walkie talkies and being like, okay, stay here, i'm going to drive in that direction and see how far i can radio you from. eiffel is out there building stuff out of their camping equipment to see if he can pick up signals. but when he's actually supposed to set up his tent, he can not do it. maybe he lost some of the parts along the way, but he keeps making it worse, and even minkowski can't salvage it. then it starts pouring rain on them, because of course it does.

eiffel sleeps in the truck and cramps his neck up so badly, and when he wakes up minkowski gives him black coffee and trail mix for breakfast and he looks at it so despondently that she's like ugh, fine, nevermind. and they give up and get breakfast at denny's and go home. and eiffel is like oh thank god, hot water, indoor plumbing, my own bed, i'll never take this for granted again <- guy who spent literally one night in the woods, and also years stranded in space.

#wolf 359 #w359 #doug eiffel #renee minkowski #i'm imagining this has to be because minkowski already had a trip planned but whoever she usually goes with (lovelace?) had to cancel #and eiffel was like hey i haven't been camping in years. and she's like really... you want to go? <- doubt #but she doesn't want it to go to waste and it's safer not to go alone. so... #and then they get there and he starts complaining and she's like yeah. of course. what was i thinking. #and he realizes how much he hates everything about camping. #undecided on how hera would feel about camping if she could. i think she'd like to try at least but #i don't think she'd be intense about it. eiffel's version of camping is probably preferable like not even camping. anyway in this case #i'm imagining she's just like oh you guys are home early and they have the most dead-eyed expressions like they've seen the Horrors

[solilakoi]

Monster High March Day 9: An Underrated Character

Moanica could've been SUCH a good villain if they had only let her be/stay scary

#solilakoi draws #monster high #monster high fanart #monster high march #moanica d'kay #monster high moanica d'kay #I'm baaaaaaaaack #but yeah no seriously in the first g2 movie i thought she was SUCH a cool menacing villain #she has DEFINITELY killed before and will again #She almost did! on a STAGE in front of a CROWD #the only reason she didnt was because her victim happened to be a ghost in disguise #aka she was ALREADY DEAD #and then the second g2 movie was just. horrendous. and suddenly she was more of a prankster #instead of a ruthless killer at the head of an undead brainless army #realizing now i forgot to add the patterns to her jacket and pants. oh well. #i aint changing it now

[destinyandcoins]

lmao i know it’s 2 seasons later but it just occurred to me: what if, at the beginning of s1, instead of deciding his funeral was the best way to get everyone back in one place, reginald decided to have a wedding instead

not only do we get the entertaining side-plot of this poor person reginald has bribed/blackmailed/begged to marry him For The Con, but the only reason any of the kids show up is because they got a wedding invite and immediately went “oh now this i gotta see”

#the episode is titled ''we only see each other at WEDDINGS and FUNERALS'' #i'm just saying it could have gone the other way #the umbrella academy #half the kids are there to check in with their new stepparent and make sure they're there of their own free will #''idk what he told you but you don't have to do this. say the word and i'll get you out of here'' #''no i promise i. definitely....want to...be here :) :) '' #i can't decide if it's funnier if five knew because time travel and he's already had time to adjust to this concept #so is perfectly polite and accommodating if slightly confused because the personality he built for them in his head isn't accurate #while the rest of them are going through the 5 stages of grief over discovering their dad is capable of romance #or if through some time fuckery five came from a timeline where he saw the news that reginald is dead #and then drops into the timeline in the middle of a fucking wedding and is COMPLETELY blindsided by this #but doesn't have time to deal with this shit #somehow THIS is the timeline where they do manage to prevent the apocalypse #and at the end of everything the new stepparent divorces the fuck out of reginald ASAP because holy shit they were not paid enough for this #and yet they're like ''well i did what you asked (even if you didn't mention the LOOMING APOCALYPSE) #but holy shit i'm taking these kids in the divorce because what the fuck dude what the FUCK. idc if they're all adults #they need a better family and now i'm obligated to be that for them'' #and reginald was playing fast and loose because of the LOOMING APOCALYPSE and didn't sign a prenup #so the new stepparent gets the academy (the property AND the actual kids) and reginald has to move out and live on the streets #tua meta

[ladycrimsonandblack]

so i finished all the translated chapters of the summer hikaru died, and while it was clear from the beginning that yoshiki is Not Well, the fact that his first reaction to seeing his friend (or an eldritch entity puppeting his friend's corpse that he's been using as a substitute to avoid dealing with grief; as i said, Not Well) getting his head lopped off was to actually scoop up that head from the ground, cradle it gently in his grip while the non-euclidean form of an injured eldritch entity raged around them, and then try to stick it back on his friend's neck and being astonished and panicked when it doesn't connect is... uh, it's Something.

yoshiki needs so much therapy, oh my god, except he'd probably traumatize the therapist.

#the summer hikaru died #hikaru ga shinda natsu #i have rarely seen something more unstable in any media #than that boy gently cradling a decapitated head of his already dead friend #i'm kind of angry at myself for not knowing japanese #because i desperately want to know if he's screaming for hikaru or 'hikaru' here #which brand of mental instability is he having this day? #is he mourning his already dead friend or the being that replaced him? #i want to know #spoilers

[howdyboh]

Satan as the Allegory of Astrology by Lorenzo Greuter

i have decided I will just post whatever, like I did on my old art account. woe 🫳 gay satan be upon ye

#my art #devilman #<not sure how it's written #ryou asuka #satan devilman #ryo asuka #yes this is the manga design. no i have never read the manga. yes I've only seen dmcb and the ovas. #remembered about devilman crybaby after two + years because i was watching random anime intros and now I'm thinking about it again #which is why ive been reblogging related stuff lately. interacting with fandoms that have been dead for years already is my fave thing to d #two versions cause I didn't know which one i liked more even if they're almost identical and cause post looked weird with only 1 big drawing

[papermonkeyism]

A bit of random once-in-a-blue-moon fan art as an attempt to unclog my brain so I can maybe get some actual adulting done.

Have a Pâté.

#oops i fan arted #That one anon once I finished watching the second Crit Role campaign: 'I'm expecting tons of super feelsy M9 fan arts now >:)' #Me: shows up half a year later with a dead rat from another campaign #Not much of a fan artist you might have noticed #Ugh I have so many things I need done and I'm incapable of putting them in order of which to do them #I've been stuck here for a week already send hlep! #I need to do laundry and arrange travel stuff and do unemployment things and dishes and and #Then there's the whole ArtFight thing that I've done nothing for because there's all of the everything that needs to be done and I can't #Aaaauuuuuuuuuurgghhhhhrllghhhhhhh! #The skull is of a crow and not raven but close enough #I do like how this turned out though! #Critical Role #Pâté