#because im a DUMBASS

[ourlordapollo]

Vaporwave* bathroom is still very much a WIP rn but I'm loving this mini-vibe

*with elements of synthwave, weebcore, yachtcore, & vacation dad (for any purists out there)

#i order from a.mazon abt 2x a year if that and i hope j*ff b*zos gets mauled by bears but when i tell you i got lost #in the 'instant gratification' sauce #the statue soap dispenser and toothbrush holder are all from the unholy realm of bezos #the fake plants were left behind by my bestie who just moved out #corvette was a barbie movie promo (aforementioned bestie and i went halvsies on it— they got the barbie) #hat and barometer etc were thrifted #fujiko was bought secondhand from one of those weeby mall stores #i had to buy that stupid crystal pepsi on ebay bc pepsi released a limited number of bottles as a promo and i didnt win their little contes #but i was DETERMINED to get one for my steam powered giraffe cosplay #and then they went and re-released crystal pepsi a few months later and i was SO MAD #so anyway that's a special prize mini bottle of crystal pepsie from their contest that i spent 30 american dollars on #because im a dumbass #oh the glass cup holding my makeup brushes came from an imports store in oregon #aaaaand the towel i bought secondhand at an obon festival. it's a japanese import. #more to come. more to come. #delphi washington

[prince-rowan-of-the-forest]

My brain just went

Hey you remember that one half baked dear evan Hansen Sanders sides au you made back in like May what if you started a massive project to animate ALL THE SONGS IN THE MUSICAL with this au even tho you've NEVER ANIMATED BEFORE in your life and don't have time to commit to a project that big???

Brain please???

Wtf???

Like I didn't even have the story down properly but it was basically me reordering the songs from DEH to make a story for Sanders Sides about Virgil and the dark sides and light sides and the whole journey they all went though with prinxiety and angst and fluff and Virgil being amazing and Deceit being a good mum to Virgil and Remus being a great wingman in his own way and jeez I love that au so much but I can't make a whole ass animation of AN HOUR AND 20 MINUTES OF MUSIC -

If anyone would watch it let me know because if even one person wants it I will FUCKIN ATTEMPT-

Because i want it

But can't justify that effort if it's just for me

#sanders sides #rowans rambles #sanders sides au #like maybe i could do one of the songs #but /all of them??/ #bitch nah?? #guess who might just try anyway thought #*though #because im a dumbass #it'll probably only be an animatic if it happens at all tho #jesus Christ my brain is *whack* #tw cursing #virgil sanders #animatic idea #holy shiiiiii

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc wherein learning magic is similar to learning how to play music. 

So basically, the creation of a summoning spell is like a full composition/song made of smaller components or ‘notes’ for things like gravity shifting, and geolocation, and transportation etc. which is why Magic can be taught and spells can be man-made. 

Danny, however, is the equivalent of having Perfect Pitch. He can compose entire songs of spells without really thinking about it due to his royal titles (ambassador/king/high prince) but doesn’t really know how to be specific which lands him in some trouble with Clockwork. His portals are coming along a lot better with the help of Wulf but its critical that Danny learns how to control the range of his magic *something something, for the timestream something* *blah blah according to the will of the ancients blah blah*. 

So put on the course to learn Magic, Danny decides to hunt down the House of Mystery and study up by himself. He’s doing community college online, what could a little bit of Magic self study really do to his schedule? This place has literally every magic resource he could need! 

Turns out he has a roommate in the House of Mystery- John Constantine does not take well to the fact that half of the spells Danny is creating are causing him issues with the JL. Random shit appearing, random shit disappearing, portals everywhere and don’t get him started on the fucking ICE present on every bloody thing the magic reaches. Not to mention there is no reason a normal human kid should be able to have this much power behind his spells. 

John attempts to teach Danny the basics like a little kid gets stickers placed on the keys of a piano. The problem is Danny has the ability to compose entire scores of Magic all on his own, and absolutely abhors the training wheels John is putting on him. 

Danny: You’re patronizing me! 

John: You deserve to be patronized. 

Just like, Danny learning Magic in various ways that you might teach kids to play musical instruments from the various Magic users in the JLD. Causing chaos along the way, found family, the whole nine. Stickers on the instruments for notes, taking away guitar strings that are ‘more advanced’ and replaying Twinkle, Twinkle little star over and over again. 

Danny can play the Magic equivalent of Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake but cannot play Chopsticks. 

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dcxdp #dc x dp #Danny Phantom #john constantine #jld #justice league #dc universe #Danny learning magic is a full journey #john is just as amazed as he is annoyed #eventually he turns to captain marvel and says 'hes your problem now' #'billy has no idea how to teach Danny cause he also randomly came into his ability to do magic #Zatana is losing her mind cause shes in total awe of him but also what a dumbass #Dr fate nopes the fuck out of there #eventually John figures out that the kid is mostly using ghost magic #and then assumes the worst about the kid being a revenant or something #Danny will not explain being the ghost king for any reason #why? #because its funnier to answer 'idk dude im from illinois'

[cemeterything]

as much as it's fun to joke about not wanting new people to join tumblr from twitter after everyone else thought this site was dead or too cringe to make an account on for years, if you're actually an asshole to people who are just trying to use social media to have fun and/or share their content like the rest of us and are adapting to a new platform they're not familiar with then i don't want anything to do with you personally, because it's obvious you're just using this situation as an excuse to be mean spirited dickhead and i don't tolerate that kind of behavior

#🐉 #honestly i dont really care if new people join as long as theyre not assholes either #anyway im not gonna post about the twitter exodus anymore because its really not that big of a deal imo #also!!! its Not That Deep but its weird as hell to bully people for trying to understand like. unspoken social rules and stuff. #like how do you think theyre going to learn then dumbass. also nobody 'deserves' to be bullied for being weird or confused.

[surven-snacks]

a little while later...

Anyway yeah, I saw that some OC admins gave their babies different uniform designs and I thought that it's my turn to say fuck you to the limited and frankly not aesthetic enough fashion items in game and just put matters into my own hands.

Also, yes, Sunny now has an additional mole under her right eye. Thank you for noticing <3 Lemme know what you guys think of my redesign!

#That ticks off Mr. Saguaro off the list of teachers i wanna draw #he's a bit difficult with expressions because of the handlebar mustache but I'll learn! #also I feel like atticus and sunny would get along super well because she loves fashion and he makes clothes #theyd totally be besties if arven isnt trying to hog that position along with Nemona and Penny #pokemon #pokemon scarlet #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet oc #pokemon scarlet sunny #pokemon oc #pokemon atticus #atticus #pokemon nemona #nemona #pokemon saguaro #saguaro #professor saguaro #also jesus i could have just posted a normal updated sheet but NOOO i have to make a fucking comic because im a dumbass

[pherre]

my take on the steeplechase trio (and montrose’s mask variants)

#my art #taz #taz steeplechase #since beef is an arm wrestler im kinda entertained by the idea that he keeps it casual from the waist down #but all of his shirts are branded beef punchley shirts #i like to think that all of montrose’s clothes are slightly too big for him because he buys them himself #but doesn’t have the money/resources for a tailor #and he can’t go to dentonic bc his uniform is supposed to be something totally different #i kinda struggled with his mask #but i like the idea that it really is a human face but you can see the edges. the metallic parts of the mask. the little glitches #his skin color is always ever so slightly off #also griffin described his actual face as ‘plain’ so imagine he looks like just some guy. a little babyfaced #while his ‘neutral’ mask is just generically handsome #and i didnt draw that but i think it glitches out sometimes and his face goes all wonky #sorry griffin i took over your boy #emerich was probably the easiest to design he just sprung into my head fully formed #i don’t remember if the give-a-ghost projector is actually supposed to be on his arm #but it is now . #also i would like everyone to think about montrose talking about jesus in that dumbass clean job mask please. thank you

[glitterfish1272]

stuck with him

#hiiii fnaf tumblr sorry I abandoned you for a while <3 #I promise I didn't forget about youu u (heart emoji) #anyway this is my own au content technically!! #this is my redesigned scraptrap to fit my au also #in this au the mci souls (and evan) hitch a ride with william #rather than dumbass moltenmci which is probably true #because they tried to prevent him from escaping the fnaf 3 fire (they failed) #colored ends on the souls indicate what animatronic they came from #soul color is their eye color because im kinda obsessed with that for some reason #left to right: jeremy evan fritz cassidy susie gabriel #charlie is NOT with them because she stuck around to ensure they did their job #since they didnt shes like OH SHIT and tries to find them and gets captured by lefty and then ffps happens #okay enough rambling. time for tags #fnaf #fnaf art #springtrap #scraptrap #fnaf au #fnaf mci #fnaf missing children #william afton #fnaf susie #fnaf gabriel #fnaf cassidy #fnaf evan #fnaf crying child #fnaf fritz #fnaf jeremy #also the reason they are able to do this is because their original vessels are destroyed in the fnaf 3 fire #cw blood

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

"Laughing stock" can be their ship name ;)

OHHHHH GALAXY BRAIN thats so good omg. LaughingStock my beloved <3

#i KNEW there was a fitting name along those lines #my dumbass self was sitting there last night like 'something... stock... joke... nah theres nothing' #but you Got It ty ty #with the help of everyone we can get this name Approved and Widely Used & Accepted #because its stellar #either way im gonna be tagging my howdy/barnaby stuff with it #welcome home #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #welcome home puppet show #howdy pillar #barnaby b beagle #LaughingStock #edit: and no one will see the reblogged version where i lost my mind in the tags #over CONTINUALLY FUCKING UP THIS SKETCH #first i forgot his antennae that i Actively Reminded Myself To Draw while making this #then i updated the pic here but i accidentally erased a bit. and also the blushy effect is gone now so fuck me i guess #im incensed <3 purely off my rocker <3

[dotted-clouds]

Guess who is opening emergency commissions because a personal issue regarding school just landed on my lap...

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#txt.post #commission post #man #context is that dumbass school shit occured where a class was on indefinite wait-list #my financial aid is strict on my student education plan and since it never happened they canceled my pell grant #now i owe $925 because of one fucking class. im pissed #I'm calling later to resolve this but truth be told this is an emergency just in case it doesn't go smoothly due to lacking funds #I don't have money to repay this im sorry for this #long tags sorry

[chirp-featherfowl]

am i makinnng. any FUCKING sense.

elaboration in tags maybe if it's comprehensible. no promises

#trafficsmp #life series #ouh god the ship names #smallidarity #flower husbands #rancher duo #is that the ship name or the duo thing #what's the difference #i don't think grian and jimmy have one #oh ueah elaboration #im not commenting on any others but i WAS considering some other options #scarian auspistice with the 'get em a marriage counselor' comment #majorwood or treebark moiraillegence #but i think one of the things ppl can't reconcile when thinking abt troll romance is that a good chunk of shit just won't be romantic #it's probably a solid amount! #a point could wven be made there if you really wanted #about what's the difference. carries the same weight and everything. it's just got a different labelslapped on it because we've #unceremoniously fuckin plopped troll societal norms from a dumbass webcomic hussie was working on and in 2011 or something he decided to #change the internet forever #didnt even finish the sentence. plopped troll societal norms on a bunch of minecrsft youtubers #what was i saying #i dont know Okay goodnight. god im so fuckin tired #ask me about joel and jimmy

[iratatin]

Kevin not knowing what to do whenever Andrew kisses him because of fight or flight so he just freezes with his hands up until Andrew grabs Kevin's hands and puts them in his hair resulting in Kevin melting against him immediately in content 🫡

#Im a scared but soft Kevin truther #that man can't emote for the life of him but he can cling desperately #kevandrew #kandrew #kevin day #andrew minyard #all for the game #aftg #nora sakavic #the foxhole court #Andrew has to seperate himself forecefully Everytime he kisses Kevin because he wants so badly to kiss him harder #Kevin looks like a surprised awestruck dumbass whenever Andrew finishes kissing him

[smimon]

Giant K series #15: Jesse learns that the pompom was a mistake 😔

This comic is a collab with @lintubintu as the writer 🙌🙌🙌 thank you for this bit of comedy 😊

#giant k series #käärijä #fanart #jeskiedes #had to give K the dumbass eyes 🤭 #and the grabby little hands #art by op #my art #rpf #posting this out of order because it's skiing season and stuff #sorry it looks messy. im very much out of shape these days #also you can probably tell that i don't know shit about skiing lol #i might be a highlander but i was always a poor highlander and skiing costs lotsa money

[average-dumbass]

Scary herself is a satirical depiction of the "not like other girls" trope taken to it's extreme. She's overly catty and dramatic, constantly lashing out and vying for attention. She's an edgy poser who hates her step-father. Scary's objectively not a great person, and after certain actions it's questionable to say she's even a good one, but that was never the point.

The point?

That she's a hurt teenage girl. That there's a reason people act out. An explanation, not an excuse. She's also a cautionary tale to how fragile a child in that state can be, easy to manipulate; easy to use.

In this essay I will...

#except im a dumbass and am actually writing an essay #because the scary brain rot is real #and my english teacher is chill #dndads #dungeons and daddies

[transformers-synergize]

transformers synergized sneak peak

page 13, no context

#criticism welcome #sparkplug #spike witwicky #sparkplug witwicky #transformers fan continuity #transformers #tfs #transformers synergize #art post #update #chapter 1 dose have a lot of human focus but bots do play a role #chapter 2 is more bot focused #spike is a dumbass but he means well #maccadam #didnt make much progress last week because i had the flu but im making progress this week #15 pages are fully completed 5 pages are ongoing wips the rest are still either in sketch or thumbnail stage #i wanted to share one my most mundane pages so people dont get to exited lol

[sylph--scope]

Rain World Ostober day 14 - Lovely Arps

Good old sky islands..... The Twenty Million Vultures region 🦅🦅🦅

#can u believe i told myself i'll make this one simple because im starting to get burned out and then proceeded to make a full illustration #in perspective like a dumbass #that being said it is one of my favorites i've done for this challenge so far :] #how the fuck does vulture anatomy work though. #art tag #rain world #rainworld #rw #monthly art challenge #rain world ostober #rain world ostober 2023 #daily art challenge #inktober #rw survivor #rw vulture

[lizard-dumbass]

They're cutting off their belos induced mullets

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[ID: A digital illustration of Hunter and Raine from the Owl House. They stand beside each other in front of a mirror. Hunter uses a pair of scissors to cut a strand of his hair. He glances over at Raine who stands beside him. Raine runs a razor through their hair with a tired expression. They also have scars from Belos. End ID]

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Image id by: @aromanticreigen

#the owl house #toh spoilers #raine whispers #hunter toh #uhh if its not clear that's supposed to be their reflections in a mirror #i feel like the concept worked better in my head but idk #anyway this is just a silly little thing i drew because im going nuts over ftf and am having many thoughts about it #raine whispers my beloved #for the future #for the future spoilers #belos!raine #belos!hunter #alternatively‚ hunter and raine cutting eachother's hair #but i'll probably draw that at a later date #lizard dumbass's art