#because im adorable

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The Constantine Family exists for fucking over entities & manipulating luck #They adore this scrappy halfa who is doing the same with twice the feral #Danny: Yeah I’m like the changeling child that ended up in the middle of them and they just kept me for the laughs lol #Danny: I’m not allowed to join in the drinking competitions #Danny: Oh no it’s not a responsibility thing; alcohol doesn’t affect me and they say it’s cheating #Why Yes Vlad IS flirting with their Constantine #He’s started his redemption but let’s be honest he’s also a con-man & John is all for fucking over the rich #Danny is disgusted at how well they’re getting along and wanted to get away from their flirting while everyone else ribbed at em #Hence why when they all felt the summoning he decided to go #Well that and also for the laughs because he’s learning magic Undead Constantine style #”Fuckin 'ell yeah the family 'as a necromancer in 'he line again look a' 'im go!” (Lots of ghost & living people drunken cheering) #Danny only half fucking with people: Yeah I’m like their collective undead fae child lmao #danny fenton #john constantine

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

you could never understand the warriors bond between a lesbian and her IT guy

#homestuck #homestuck art #kanaya maryam #karkat vantas #sollux captor #lofaf art #im sorry this is suchhhhh a mean comic for karkat because he adores kanaya #but its also really funny to me to imagine him being fucking destroyed by kanaya. slightly preferring sollux. #solluxs rizz is insane

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-'' #only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place'' #at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE' #i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

[shivroy]

disco dudes

#garte is there because i fucking love him #and by extension his face #also i swear to god i will make more disco art #you just have to shake me by the shoulders and scream STOP DRAWING SUCCESSION SO YOU CAN DRAW DE #also also. for once the texture on this is physical and not an overlay lol #cuz this is just pen and ink that i turned the brightness way down on the scan #anyways Oh My God i love de so much i hope im not posting this at a horrible hour + i hope ppl see #i love them soooooooo so so so so much #i adore these men #KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #art #traditional art #ink #inking #ink art #pen and ink #tried to recede their hairlines. i tried #salutes u #harrier du bois #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #jean vicquemare #lawrence garte #disco elysium #de #disco elysium fanart #fanart

[nibbelraz]

The incredibly cold and aggressive Demon King of the North brought down by his husband asking for kisses

#svsss #shang qinghua #mobei jun #moshang #sqh #mbj #scum villain self saving system #scum villains self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villans self saving system #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #Shang Qinghua bustubg out his HARD HITTERS which are asking for 'kissy' and looking adorable #mobei jun absolutely losing hos cool because his husband is the cutest human in the world and hes so lucky to have married him #im just so soft for them they both are obSESSED with each other and think theyre so lucky for finding each other #my art #nibbelraz

[explodingstarlight]

weaponizing your newfound "youngest" child status

everyone go read @snailsnaps fic "Alpha Stage"-- de-aged Donnie is giving me LIFE

👉 something of a sequel to this

#leaning SO hard into that headcanon that raphie is a childhood nickname from his younger bros that he secretly ADORES #not so secretly--literally all his younger bros know they just save it for special occasions #like trying to get out of trouble--cough coughleocoughcough #NONE of them are above this tactic and i stand by that #pov: raph-STOP EATING THE POISON-hamato just found out you tested a unfinished serum on yourself #donnie- IT WAS LEO-hamato is the younger twin in my eyes because only the younger sibling snitches like that #i can say this cuz im the eldest in my household ahshhsbsjs #younger child behavior ™ #this does not mean that the disaster twins don't have a monthly cage match to decide who's 'older'/in charge #alphastage rise #rottmnt #fanart #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #turtle tots #rottmnt fic rec #donnie's channeling his inner theatre kid #my art #explodingstar art

[mari-monsta]

New adrinette au where adrien is the ( surpriscingly hot) driving instructor and marinette is the still-hasent-gotten-her-liscence-yet 24 year old who is a horrible horrible driver

#cue antics of marinette being the worst driver adrien has ever seen #and marinette being even WORSE at driving than she normally is #because she was expecting some balding guy or snarky old lady to teach her driving not this adorable kind and patient young dude #anyway its just a lot of marinette being an absolute menace on the road and adrien trying to pretend like hes not fearing for his life #bye anyway im so tired and im sick of working please let ke go home

[crispywizardtale]

#wow... #i mean i expected Ta and Barcode to be close but i never imagined they would actually kiss #im died several times during this episode because of them #i adore Ta i love his so much and i love how he takes care of Barcode #HUGE win for me #dead friend forever #dff #dff the series #tabarcode #ta nannakun #barcode tinnasit

[veronicathegoddess]

sweet gf wearing short skirts and bending over around her perv bf who can't control himself from peeking at her cunt. or if he's really desperate, walking up behind her and groping her ass before slipping his fingers inside her cunt. telling her that he couldn't help himself. that if she didn't want him to be pervy over her, then she shouldn't walk around with her cunt on display, enticing him and making him needy.

#mine #perv bf #i think im gonna commit to the perv bf thing #and make more of these posts with him having an adorable gf who isn't as sweet as she seems #because im obssessed with that dynamic

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

some hasty Laughingstock ft. butterfly!Howdy for your mild enjoyment...

#i have this... scene in my head #where howdy is having a bit of a breakdown over his Yassification™️ #he just destroyed half his store w/ his wings and etc etc barnaby finds him curled up in the Back #howdy's all like 'i was such a handsome green.... now im this horrible blue w/ ugly black forearms blah blah blah' #and barnabys all '??? the fuck are you talking about youre literally stunning??? shut up lmfao ill make out w you' #and then i also thought Oh so butterfly howdy cant really fly #but what if he like.... does this cute lil flutter when he kisses barnaby #and it generates enough Lift that it makes him way lighter and lets him aaaalmost hover #because i think it'd be ADORABLE and im RIGHT- #anyway those are my thoughts behind these silly scribbles #scribble salad #laughingstock #yassified howdy <3 #i have soooooo much affection for laughingstock + butterfly howdy #barnaby and his girlboss gaslight gatekeep gorgeous husband <3 #he's ken & howdy's barbie #and he is Kenough <3 #and howdy is. uh. Barbalicious <3 #do i sometimes wonder why i lean towards viewing howdy more Feminine than the others? yeah #and then i immediately go 'bc its rad as hell and objectively Correct' (delusional) #and then i high five myself and move on with my day

[jockw]

The holy Annabel Lee printed out

Actually this isn't the first time I've printed something out about the corpse bride, it's one of many that lays around. Why?

Because live laugh girlboss- all hail Annabel Lee, praise your lord and saviour

Man, I need a drink.

#nevermore webtoon #nevermore webcomic #nevermore #lenore nevermore #lenore vandernacht #annabel lee nevermore #annabel lee webtoon #annabel lee whitlock #annabel lee x lenore #your honor im doing this because we all love the little albino gremlin #annabel lee deserves so much love #she's just adorable #love her to death #literally #its time to make your custom made shrine folks #all hail thr girlboss #amen

[frootbyethefoot]

obsessed with the fact that pete has to. not crouch down? but like bend his knees to be even close to eye level with steph. its cute. its very very cute. plays into the whole "seeing eachother for who they are, as equals despite being on very different tiers of the highschool social hierarchy. love wins."

#i know this is likely because joey richter is super tall and mariah faith is much shorter #and its just odd if hes constantly looking down to talk to stephanie #but if its an intentional detail its adorable and great and plays into the main theme of their relationship #i THINK this happens more than once and not JUST in 'if i loved you' #but i'd have to rewatch the musical to check and i'm kind of busy rn! #maybe im onto nothing but i noticed it and thought it was cute! #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #hatchetfield

[kettitrium]

SEASON 4 SEASON 4!!

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkey king #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk fanart #lego monkie kid fanart #my art #i have not watched any of season 4 yet #actually no that's a lie ive seen the first episode #im waiting for the eng dub just because i adore it so much #but man everyone talking about it on twitter makes it so hard

[yj-98]

six versions of kon! <3 and some conner kents, template from @/oliveroctavius! used this as an excuse for a style study :]

#kon el #kon-el #conner kent #superboy #young justice #dc comics #dcblog #dcmultiverse #dcart #kyebat #tusergaya #megtag #rook.png #its kinda obvious i think that the new superboy run rly got me hooked on giving kon lil spikes and fun gloves but anyways. #im a curly haired kon truther. cmon now!!!!!!!!! #my favouritest specialest little guy ever ... #tee-shirt conners are still cared for . i cant hate him. but. i do not like how they massacred him.... that is not his truth #i ADORED drawing in the yj98 + sb94 styles honestly... would u believe me that the hardest one to nail was the RotS movie one #i just kinda colored my sketches because i think trying to line these wouldve made me explode. i was originally a lot more ambitious #(like. lining and then trying to copy exact coloring style ambitious) #made up all of these poses/expressions for the most part LOL i was not redrawing any specific panels/shots 😭 #also rest assured my kon also has an earring i just posed that ear Not facing the 'camera' :( #anyways. pls enjoy my kons ty <3333

[ryuubff]

spoilers for om!nb lesson 11

The amount of sol content we got this lesson … FROM THE SOL LORE TO THE SAVING YOUR ASS THIS MAN IS MAKING ME GO INSAAAABNEEEEEEJHEIDJEDONWCOJWLF I CANT NOT KISS HIM GUYS HES SOOOO

#i searched up orchestra conductor for reference pictures #because of that one tumblr post of how conductors r basixallg .. #the best things you have as refeerence pics cuz of how dramatic they look #AND THEY WERE RIGHT! #Hes so sexy i need him #WHEN HE SAID and im not mad? FUUAWACCKKK #I FANT I NEED HIM SO BADD #obey me #obey me solomon #obey me nightbringer #obey me spoilers #obey me mc #obey me fanart #om! #i draw skrunkly #solperi #HES SO FINE HES SO FINE #IM GONNA DRAW MORE FROM THIS LESSON HES SOOOO FINE #i cant not fuck him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #we’re his adorable apprentice #SCREAMS INTO MY HANDS