#because it’s sexy and cool

[heybiji]

dandelion casually dropping traumatic information while insisting that instead of killing the problem wizard they simply burn his tongue

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd character #dnd oc #dnd art #dandelion treehollow #warlock #drow #all he does is talk... and talk... and talk #they did not actually burn the wizard's tongue it's cool #instead dande used his disguise magic to look like a sexy vampire and promised the vampire larper wizard the dark gift if he behaved #love when dande gets to put on a show because he says wild shit like i hate when people beg for their lives it makes me want to act out #dande had a wild episode #start of the episode: gets to pretend to be a sexy domineering vampire #end of episode: screaming and sobbing in pain after the curse-bomb in his head went off because he broke one of the curse-rules #where he can't sneak away from the party because the last time he did that be betrayed them big time #it's complicated... and delicious #also right before that the paladin was telling him he needs to find god LOL because he's worried about dande's soul #and dande blew him off saying he has plenty of time he's not gonna die (again) #only to then be convinced he's being killed by the curse in his head...... #embarrassing.................

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Do you remember episode 12, season 3 of Xiaolin Showdown when Chase was trapped on that machine thing that was brushing butter or whatever all over his chest? Well, hypothetically speaking if First walked in on that situation, how’d he react?

Ok I cackled unreasonably loud at this ask

listen i rewatched the episode (for science) and honestly the unexpected fanservice torture dungeon happened much differently than i remembered lol (also how fucked up is that right after Jack straigth up murked older monks?? wild)

but anyway basically what First Ninja saw

ive been on internet too long not to see all of it now

congrats Jack you managed to traumatize a 800 year old ghost.

extra doodle

#que? #ninja showdown #my immortal soul #first ninja x chase young #idk man imagine Omi knew how to summon First Ninja and he needed backup #listen i literally rewatched the episode and realized - THERE LITERALLY WAS NO REASON FOR SHOWING US THE HEYLINS #only for a joke that Jack managed to get them and the fanservice - like jesus Chase is practically naked and Wuya's outfit??? #because holy crap i cant even begin to list every innuendo now that i view it with eyes of a person that saw horror of internet lol #it came from nowhere and gone nowhere as they are literally nowhere to be seen as monks fight Jack. not even commentary from them?? #xiaolin showdown creators decided fuck it we are going out of this season with a bang have some heylin fanservice and some sexy Guan & #pretty young Chase and cool Dashi in the next episode like afsdlkjasdkdsjdsfkkldsaf ok forget that we literally traumtized Omi with deaths #of his friends ;)

[artistotel]

arranged marriage where hux is forced to marry thrawn because whatever reasons and since he has a nobel prize in space racism he absolutely doesnt want to marry a xeno so he gets wasted on their wedding night and well thats the context for this

#star wars #star wars fanart #thrux #grand admiral thrawn #general hux #brendol hux #armitage hux #art #doodles #i should introduce you one day to doctor darling the cool oc my gf and i made up and whos huxs biggest nemesis #mainly because shes english #btw no she isnt a sexy or cool woman actually she looks horrid and requires an entire stone quarry for the foundation she wears

[wave-nine]

How they met 🪵🌶️ + 🐰🍯

#undertale au #spicyhoney #papcest #bunny!honey #w9 art #he was running from some Baddies that attacked him and his home and he falls off a cliff... :( THERE'S SNOW he's ok #and he encounters edge who is a very sexy and cool and awesome and manly lumberjack :) #did I mention he's sexy :)) #after hearing honey's story he lets him stay at his place because he's kind and cool and se- #anyway he ends up staying there permanently >:)

[craycraybluejay]

body modification is cool and hot as fuck pass it on

this includes:

-hrt

-diy hrt

-tattoos

-stick and poke/diy tattoos

-cyborg parts (such as in-body disability aids, mechanical heart, or just enhancement parts)

-piercings both professional and diy

-tongue splits

-scarification

-skin dye

-cosmetic surgery

-accidental scarring that you like to have

-birth control implants

-teeth mods

-eye mods

-literally any body mod you can think of. i love you and your unique and beautiful body and how much work and passion it takes to evolve like that. i love scientific advancement in changing ourselves. i love disabled modders. i love neurodiverse modders. i love queer modders. i love body mods as a symbol of rebellion. i love body mods that are just for fun or aesthetics. i love body mods for function. i love body modification. its awesome as fuck. you are valid and you deserve complete ownership of your body and to do with it whatever you wish. thank you for being you.

#pass it on #body modification #body modifactions #transhumanism #bodily autonomy #transsexual #body mod positivity #autonomy means for anything: even things that are risky or hard to understand or that you personally dont like #my body my choice #everything from life saving aids like birth control and disability aid to aesthetic changes like piercings and scarring #deserves to be protected and defended #because to people who want to own your body for you there is no difference #and i dont care if you ever exercise your autonomy to modify your body in any way. you deserve to have that option. #anyway #body modders are cool and sexy and awesome and and and #yeah hi :)

[solreefs]

they love me for my enormous dark circles and unhinged stare

#i am. so sleep deprived. #it’s because i’d be too cool and sexy for this world otherwise so i had to get nerfed a little #Ann rambles

[mickeym4ndy]

Another Post-Canon headcanon I have:

Mickey starts looking at getting more tattoos. He finds an artist he likes and over time he builds up a sleeve of sorts. He starts liking tattoos that are stereotypically feminine (eg a rose or something) and he has to grapple with all the toxic masculinity he got from Terry to get those. He ends up sort of designing a tattoo that’s a rose & dagger or something because he likes to draw.

He likes it so he sort of starts co designing his next tattoos with the artist. He doesn’t have the patience to be an actual tattoo artist but he likes drawing different designs & sketches.

Ian loves Mickey’s drawings and there’s one that he particularly loves so for their anniversary Ian gets a tattoo of it on his chest and surprises Mickey with it

#gallavich #gallavich headcanon #mickey milkovich #Ian Gallagher #shameless #Mickey also gets a motorbike #and Ian HATES it because he thinks it’s so dangerous to he gets so worried #but he can’t deny that Mickey looks so sexy when he’s driving it #tho idk how accurate that is since he didn’t really react to lips bikes #but he just seems like the motorbike type #TATTOoed Mickey Milkovich u are a dream #I love tattoo artist Mickey fics sm #one of my favorite post s5 au fics has him as a tattoo artist and there’s art of the tattoos it’s so cool

[baby-xemnas]

thank you for letting me find this moment it is indeed 957 reactions to shichibukai being disbanded

#video #one piece #she is so sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #even tho you didnt have a chance to prove how strong you are because story demands it #but thats the same thing with law #it just how it has to be #no rhyme or reason we have to accept that you are very powerful in theory #at least we get sexy and cool shots like this from it

[mishapen-dear]

i went to bed before i could release these

so NOW. THEY HAVE BEEN REPURPOSED.

look at that sad sad face. vote joe hills

og under cut

and the clipart i edited for that second one:

#VOTE FOR JOEEEE #i dont know what the fuck to tag this #mcytblr sexyman polls #zombiecleo #vote joe hills #it is cool and sexy for people to commit voter fraud on joe hills' behalf #mishapen draws #oh probably #scopophobia #because wow cleo really just Looks at you

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

my greatest achievement in DA2 is maxing out Carver's friendship

and all it took was begrudgingly kissing a little templar ass in act 1 because Carver didn't want to plan a prison break if my Hawke got his ass arrested for being stupid.

#carver hawke #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #well that and he didn't want leandra gamlen and himself to also get arrested for harboring an apostate but you get me #carver hawke loves his sibling and doesn't want them to get taken away that's why he's such an ass and approves of 'pro-templar' choices #in act 1 he's not pro-templar himself but kissing a little templar ass is how you avoid being arrested #'why yes cullen you are so right the templars are so cool and sexy' my hawke says through gritted teeth for that +5 friendship #look i love him okay he's my favorite and i will go the extra mile to make him happy and it's worth it for how much softer can be later on #honestly maxing out his friendship isn't hard if you're aware of what quests you're bringing him on and make him a grey warden #oh but you do need the legacy dlc otherwise you can't fully max friendship out... you can still get enough to change his dialogue/attitude #also like... we the player know hawke won't be arrested like they're not in any actual dangers from the templars as the playable character #but carver doesn't know that and neither does hawke so the templars *are* a real threat to them #and it's incredibly reckless to purposely piss off templars AND selfish because it's not just hawke that'll be arrested it's their family #for harboring them like we witness templars going after people hiding apostates soooo..... #i'm just saying that carver isn't irrational or just being an ass to personally annoy you okay he has cause #also once carver's a warden and ed has money and the estate THEN he's way more open about telling the templars to piss off #sigh one day i'll sit down and write an essay about carver.... one day

[junkdyke]

I do think one of the big confidence boosters is to stop worrying about looking pretty or attractive. If you get ready and just aim to look "cool", you'll feel good about yourself aesthetically a lot more than aiming for arbitrary standards of beauty

#i wanna divulge in how much this goes especially for black women because we only really have 1 standard portrayed in the media #which is the baddie buss down aesthetic #we need more rico nasties and doja cats (4chan shit aside) #and the inbetween aesthetics that aren't necessarily alt but just looking a little “off” #like a Mia Goth #just reminders that we have more options besides being a saweetie #anyway i started feeling hotter when i stopped aiming for the conventional beauty standards and just accepted i can just look cool #not sexy not pretty not hot not cute just #cool style cool hair #i dont have to feel self conscious that i'm not reaching the beauty standards if i don't actually aim for it #like what is the point anyway #mine #beauty standards #dykeposting

[moth-flowers]

werebear time

#art #pen and ink #werebear #bare chest cw #butch #gay bear #He is both butch and a bear because I think thats cool and sexy for him. weirdgender king type shit <3 #Also sorry about the low quality tumblr kind of ate it lol

[sciderman]

I’m sorry you’ve had to deal with so much Iranian hate and drama <:[

oh anon. hate to break it to you (a lot of people make this mistake) but iran and iraq are two entirely separate nations.

and also i think reducing it to the words "hate and drama" kind of doesn't cover it, anon.

#i think if people were. just a little bit more informed. then maybe people would see that the people from this region are humans actually. #so anon. please. like... look at a map and do some reading maybe. if you care just a little. #i'm sorry anon but i'm a little bit at a loss for words over this message. like it rendered me speechless for a little. #but it's so common in my life that i've been called iranian and i constantly have to correct people on it. c'mon man. #i mean i have SO many iranian friends even though iraq and iran you know. aren't exactly bedfellows. politically. #but those politics don't really follow me. like in my day to day. iraqis and iranians in the uk of this generation. are again. #pretty divorced. #but it's kind of really frustrating that people Without Fail make this mistake over and over. #it's like how people just refer to “africa” as a whole. instead of recognising there are seperate nations there and. #it's not just a homogenous “other” #please. there are humans there. it's not just “foreign”. #i don't know if you're american anon but i see it a lot that anything outside of america is just “foreign” #and i mean #even as a brit. americans are constantly surprised i'm british because they forget anything exists outside of america. #i think it would be so so so so sexy of you anon to take a look at the globe tonight. give it a spin. #look at the world. it's so full and so beautiful and there are So Many Nations. #i'm going to look at my globe tonight too. i have a really cool old one. it spins so good. #and i'm going to pick some countries i don't know a lot about and do some reading about them. for funsies.

[rangercorpstherapy]

wow a lot is happening in this fandom... anyways fuck marry kill you guys, dilf addition:

Duncan, Halt, Rodney

x

#kill rodney fuck duncan marry halt #rodney dudebro chad who can't stop his school from becoming a bully cesspool + boring and irrelevant #duncan didn't do anything when his DAUGHTER got CAPTURED by SLAVETRADERS would fuck him because cassandra is cool and sexy so she must've #gotten those genes from somewhere #halt is sexy. good moral compass. would die for you. would kill for you would live for you. knows how to forge documents and can cook. #no weaponized incompetence throws nobility in moats and respects woman is + is also kinda gay idk what you would want more in a man #rangercorpstherapy #ranger’s apprentice #rangers apprentice

[karinyosa]

bro why is there so little fan content of catwoman of thee batman 2022 she's literally everything fans usually love she's got those gay vibes and is played as queer by the actor she's sexy she's a bit of an antihero and has tons of COOL motifs she has tons of CATS and also she like drank a glass of cold milk and nothing else mid conversation with battinson and neither of them batted an eye LIKE?? what more could you want in a person. and also she is the best character in the movie full offense

#i also felt the most empathy towards her backstory BY FAR #im putting this little extra rant in the tags cause i dont wanna start discourse #i mean this next part in like a silly goofy and also slightly critical way not in a moral failing way okay #but like oh my goddddddd it boggles my mind that the 2022 riddler specifically is getting so much more content than HER #when he has the most rancid milk smelling incel whiteboy vibes i have ever seen #warby parker ass buzzfeed intern ass glasses #i understand you like pathetic men i understand you like paul dano but why THIS paul dano #OVER CATWOMAN??????? #this last part i do mean more seriously than the rest: #how come all the content i see of her is girl sexy #and so little of it is about the MOUNTAINS of content we get about her personality her hobbies her backstory her arc #like yeah girl sexy i get it but i feel like the most people talked about 2022 catwoman was #in anticipation of the movie about how hot she was gonna be #which is cool and all and i get it and i love to see it but it's such a shame to me that it stopped there #the batman #the batman 2022 #feels like she is kind of becoming The Girl of the movie which like is also kind of the role i think she's supposed to fill in the movie #so like if you end up coming away from it thinking of her in that way it's like. only because you may have just been picking up #on the actual writing #but omggg ppl were so excited for her at first i wish that continued into fandom

[miraluking-respectfully]

felix being referred to more or less exclusively as "your soldier" in-game speaks to how little the writers put into his character beyond his noggin full of sith secrets & his relationship with the consular; still, i do find it kind of sweet and funny, in a way. he's not a republic soldier, not even your personal bodyguard; he's your soldier. the consular is a small nation-state in and of herself

#accurate. #felix iresso #swtor #jedi consular #open tags for My Rant: #going back through rishi and doing the cute little holocron quest got me brooding - as i often do - on my best boy felix #that the writers could not think to give him anything in KOTXX that wasn't Torture Angst is deeply shitty but a little understandable. #all the other consular comps kind of have a way forward that isn't consular-related when the consular goes away #nadia has the jedi. zenith has balmorra. tharan has his old illustrious career. qyzen has little baby clan and also his religious directive #meanwhile felix isn't involved with your order or a supergenius or a politician or even someone with a lifelong goal #he was a guy doing his best at a dead-end job that turned into a far more enjoyable but still lowkey dead-end job #i would argue they could (should) have sent him to ossus but i can see them balking because Doc was already there #that's a little narratively redundant especially bc Doc has an extremely useful set of non-martial skills you would want to center #when telling a story about survival and persistence against the odds like with ossus #(also he was in the group of companions second-closest in proximity to the emperor in base game) #HOWEVER. #because i am immensely sexy and cool and have a huge brain i think i've cracked it #the way to give felix a compelling story post-consular is to put him the fuck in charge. #no longer your soldier or anyone's. his own. maybe even in charge of a large group of people in need of someone to follow #considering he used to be really good at that #a group like...idk...maybe the rest of the people incarcerated on his prison colony? #much to think about.