#because lets face it

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Just imagining sitting on the couch, typing away at your laptop, and occasionally looking up at Hanta Sero who is in the kitchen washing the dishes. He can feel your eyes on him whenever you decide to spare him a glance and after the fourth glance in a minute he chuckles and asks why you keep staring at him

"Nothing, M'just noticing something about you that you have" You mumble out, as your eyes scan his form once again before turning back to your computer screen

"And what do I have, baby?"

"A slutty little wait"

You nearly laugh as you hear him fumble and nearly drop the dish he was currently washing with a curse; already imagining how red his face and ears are.

#I dunno this just sorta popped into my head #not it's your problem #because lets face it #Hanta Sero has a slutty little waist and it's both attractive and not fair #🔮.the peddler mumbles #🔮.the peddler's drabbled #sero hanta x reader #sero x reader #bnha sero #sero headcanons

[most-fuck-able-ff14]

MOST FUCKABLE FF14 MAN ROUND 2

#round two #ff14 #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #i will be very disappointed if the g'raha stans cheat and get twitter/reddit to blow up the poll #I believe in yall #you may have broken the Geneva Convention #but y'all are above voter fraud #hopefully #and if you're not just know that means g'raha will be up against nidhogg in round 3 #because lets face it #the dragon fuckers are strong

[sparrovv]

Was playing around with my mom's old DSLR camera and snapped some photos of my kitties :D

#cat photos #photography #cute cats #because lets face it #cats are the cutest things on this entire planet

[roadtogracelandx45]

Star-Crossed Lovers|Twilight

Summary: Before Lily was Lily McCarty, the second mate of Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale, she was an heiress that ended up in a bad car accident just feet from Rosalie who rushed to save her. Even without Alice's visions, she knew that Lily was going to be another important person in her life.

Rosalie/Emmett/Lily

Possible Edward/Lily

*messing with the timeline a bit to make the ages add up**

***

Word count 1304

One: It Will Be Fun

1917

"Come on Lily, it will be fun."

Always seemed to be famous last words when it came to Lily Astor, the adopted daughter of John Jacob Astor and first wife Ava, it was said to her by her father when they boarded the Titanic to come back from Europe. He ended up dying in the sinking while she and Madeline, his pregnant second wife, were on a lifeboat bobbing up and down in the icy water.

She never forgave Madeline nor did she forgive herself. It was because of her that they stopped in England and changed their return trip back to New York. If she hadn't been at the boarding school, if she had been in New York instead, he would still be alive.

The second and third times ended up with her being at a police station house and her mother or older brothers being called to come and pick her up.

She could have blamed everyone else but herself and she wanted to, but she knew the Colonel wouldn't have liked that and she needed to own up to her mistakes.

This led her to the third instance, she was in the backseat of a car with her older brother and a couple of his friends when the driver, Andrew swerved to miss an oncoming milk truck and in doing so, the car went down the slope through a wooden fence and slammed into the tree showering them in glass and sending sparks into the air.

"Lily, calm down! We will get you out." Andrew called, he and the elder Astor brother had gotten out of the car easily but Lily and the others were having a hard time getting out of the back.

"I am calm!" She retorted angrily, her voice carrying to where the Cullens were hunting. "I was calm when the damn Titanic sank and I am calm now."

Edward, who was the closest snorted with laughter, there was no way that girl was calm, they could all hear her rapidly beating heart from where they were at and her tone wasn't calm either.

"Who is she joking?" Emmett added peering out from behind the trees to look at the group, the girl was now standing up, pointing her umbrella at the man that she called Andrew, her dark red locks were coming out of the bun it was in, and they didn't need their vampire hearing to make out what she was saying.

"If she is calm then Rose is the Queen of England."

Rosalie was Emmett's wife and was known to be ultra-dramatic over little things. And it looked like this girl was like her.

"I have more style than the Queen, Em, and you know that," Rosalie commented as she joined them, tensing when the warm honeysuckle scent wafted over to them.

Emmett who started to laugh tensed too. Normally human scents didn't bother them and they were able to ignore the need for it.

But this one was more alluring than the others. And before Emmett could help himself, he was out of the woods and going towards the car, his wife and adopted brother following.

"Excuse me." He started, using the pompous manners that he picked up from not only Carlisle but Edward, "Do you need some help?"

The girl's bright blue eyes met his golden ones and she smiled relieved.

"Please, I suppose that Andrew and Vincent seemed to have forgotten their muscles at home."

"Lily." Andrew started as Emmett moved around resisting the urge to shove him out of the way.

They had just had an instance where Jasper, their newest vegetarian had attacked a human and they had to move, and personally, he didn't want to move again.

They had just settled in the countryside and were happy.

He offered the girl a smile before holding his hands out to her, it was a really easy fix to get her out of the car.

She just needed to be lifted up and over the door frame and she would be safe on the ground.

He hooked his hands under her armpits and lifted her up, almost surprised when she didn't flinch at how cold his skin was.

"Thank you,"

"Emmett.' He said, "Cullen."

"Lily Astor." Rosalie, Edward, and Alice had joined them by then and the smaller of the trio was vibrating with excitement.

Andrew elbowed his way between the two, standing in front of the girl, "Andrew Gatsby, thank you for your help."

"Look, we are having a birthday party tonight for Lily." John commented, "It's her 16th birthday, you all should come."

"We would love to." The smallest of them all answered before Edward could. They all knew that he was going to say no, he usually did. Andrew glowered before looking at Lily who had tucked some of her bangs behind her ears, a pink tinge covering her cheeks.

What in the world was going on?

Lily never got like that before, she was more of a lady than this.

"Come on Lilian, I am sure that your mother and stepfather are worried," Andrew said as he grasped her hand tightly causing her to wince.

"Let go now Andrew, I can walk just fine on my own. I didn't need your help when I had to learn how to re-walk after hypothermia and frostbite. And I don't need your help now." With that, she reached over to the side of the car and grabbed her umbrella, "thank you again for your help,  Mr. Cullen." She popped the umbrella open and started up the field.

"Sorry about her," her brother commented as Andrew started after her cursing angrily. Rosalie turned back to him in an effort not to chase him down and rip his throat out. He reminded her of Royce. And she ripped his throat out personally after he raped her.

"She has gotten more headstrong and stubborn since she got out of the hospital. She was on the Titanic with our father and stepmother. She gave up her coat and gloves to Madeline before she got ducked into the water by someone they were trying to pull into the lifeboat."

He had the full attention of all the Cullens now, the Titanic had been a major event that Carlisle was on and they had heard horror stories of all the people dying and how he felt powerless to stop it.

The older Astor sibling seemed surprised that admitted that out loud, but it was common knowledge that their father died on the Titanic and that the survivors were on the tiny lifeboats bobbing up and down in the cold for hours until the Carpathia came.

"She was confined to a bed on the Carpathia. And then again for 3 months when they landed, she wouldn't let anyone else help her."

Lily's raised voice floated back to them and he sighed, "Excuse me, I have to go save Andrew from himself." He pulled an invitation out of his pocket and handed it over to Alice who was still all but vibrating with joy.

" Thank you for all your help." With that he followed his sister and the other man, his own voice rising to be heard over Lily's voice. "Rose whatever you are thinking don't, she is human and you have Emmett," Edward warned.

"Oh Edward," Alice sang before patting his arm, "She is going to be one of us, I have already seen it."

Edward groaned, this was the last thing that they needed, it was enough of a culture shock having Alice and Jasper join them but a human? That was going to be a whole other ball game and they weren't ready for it and honestly, he didn't think that Lily would be ready for them.

Ever. 

#fix it fic #because lets face it #twilight was messy #ash writes #oc: lily astor #oc: lily mccarty #twilight fan fiction #twilight imagines #emmett cullen fan fiction #emmett cullen imagines #rosalie hale fan fiction #rosalie hale imagines #edward cullen fan fiction #edward cullen imagines

[supersumc]

I don't know if this is terrible of me or something, but I'm just wondering what if the people on board the Titan washed up on New Wirral. These are billionaires who would now be in a world that doesn't have what they'd call money, so adapting would be hard at first. I'm sure the 19-year-old could get into the swing of things quickly (and might even become a Ranger, though I have my doubts), but the others might take at least a few weeks to adjust. Add in the fact that this could be after we, the player, re-open the portal home and we'd have them probably asking if it would be worth it when by all accounts they would be "dead."

#cassette beasts #oceangate #random thoughts #is it better to remain “dead” on Earth and stay isekai'd or to return home and be called a lunatic and an imposter #because lets face it #even if they could prove it's them with DNA #explaining what happened would leave people scoffing #still might be worth a fanfic #but you won't see me writing it #i'm not that terrible a person

[ssaalexblake]

i know there’s the whole starfleet is compromised thing going on but every time Shaw refers to Seven by a name she’s indicated she is not comfortable with I imagine the HR report she’s filling in to be submitted once they’ve sorted this all out. 

#that picard one #this is a joke tho #i have two Actual assumptions but idk which i think i like more #it depends #on how cynical you want to be #i Don't actually believe seven would take a complaint higher? out of pride tbh #But also #there's the she Did say something and starfleet were like 'it's actually your legal name so he's done nothing wrong not using a nickname??? #because lets face it #they've not exactly been portraying starfleet positively around here lately #(i think a solid 50% of that is on purpose and the other is an accident l o l) #but yeah seven should go legally change her name #First name: Seven #Middle name/s: Of #surname: Nine #if the second option is true

[dreaming-in-color]

Happy birthday to the mark of beauty amongst men, the love of my life, the bane of my existence, the most kind and wonderful person, the reason I get up, the person who has gotten me through so much, the cutest dork ever-

#i could continue with a lot more #because lets face it #he's such an amazing person #and tbh he deserves the world #happy birthday #chris evans #happy 42nd birthday #happy birthday baby

[wildelydawn]

At Your Door Like Room Service. | A KinnPorsche: the Series FanFic.

I promise this isn’t crack. I am a✨serious writer.✨

I know we have loads of VegasPete to work with thanks to episode nine, but I could not get this idea out of my head.

Truthfully, this was a lot of fun to write, so I have no regrets. I hope you all enjoy.

Comments/reblogs, and kudos/feedback are always appreciated!

Plot Summary:

"You are a very gracious host, Mr. Vegas, for walking me to my room. What more could I need? Tucking in?” Pete jokes.

“That can be arranged.”

Pete laughs. Vegas laughs too.

Then Pete stops. “Wait- what?”

(Or: After getting caught by Vegas, Pete is escorted back and tucked into bed by Vegas.)

Read the story on Ao3!

#KinnPorsche #KinnPorsche the Series #Pete x Vegas #Vegas x Pete #VegasPete #Vegas Theerapanyakul #KinnPorsche Fanfiction #KinnPorsche Fanfic #Pour one out for VegasPete fans they really be suffering while also fiending over episode 9 #its me I'm suffering and fiending over episode 9 #I'll eventually write something with episode 9 #this was just TOO GOOD of an idea to pass up #because lets face it #Domestic!Vegas would END US ALL #myfics #my fics #I really am a crazy person #please stop me at any time #This was also a very good break from KimChay #which made me cry today :)

[apologyacceptedcaptainneeda]

I’m already beyond stressed about this years election. I’m trans. I’m queer. I’m disabled. While I dislike biden, trump is catastrophically worse. And I’m terrified that he’ll win. Four more years of trump is absolutely terrifying. It was bad when he was in office. It was so dangerous. And I recently moved to a more conservative area where I’ve seen numerous trump flags. I’m scared. And I don’t want to go through this again. I don’t want to have to hide my identity again. I just want to feel safe. This country should be about freedom, so why do I feel so trapped?

#rant #politics #political #I don’t feel safe in this country #I wish I could leave #but I’m disabled so places won’t take me #I fear for my well everything #because lets face it #trump is the enemy of the people

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Wait... this isn’t a gay bar??

I was just thinking about Danny as a bartender at a rogues bar and then it struck me...

Danny thinks he works at a gay bar

Why? Well, have you looked at the clients? Bisexual queen Harley Quinn, lesbian icon Poison Ivy, Two Face is clearly bi(two)sexual and has a thing with Bruce Wayne, Scarecrow is probably ace or maybe aro, Riddler is at the very least homo romantic, hell, even if Red hood comes by he’s bi/pan AND poly

What I’m saying is, based off the clientele, Danny would think he works at a gay bar 

and based on the evidence they have a hard time disagreeing with him

#dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dp x dc crack #bartender danny #danny thinks he works in a gay bar #BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT #half the regular batman rogues are pretty fruity #and so are the Bats frankly #haha 'Fruit Bats' #Dick is probably bi but I like to imagine him as somehow the only straight person in the Batfamily because I find it hilarious

[chitinleg]

got him off-balance!

#my art #ds9 #star trek deep space nine #julian bashir #elim garak #garashir #watercolor #image desc in alt text #i normally post on mondays but. today im breaking my pattern! getting a little silly. getting a little wild. garashir jumpscare #“tumblr user chitinleg garak would neot easily let himself be swooped off his feet into a hug like that” yes i know BUT! #look at his expression. look at how his arms r pinned. he didnt let this happen LMAO julian just surprised him. grabby huggy human behavior #if you look really closely you can see the tiniest frown in the world on Garak's face. because he's like “EEP !” #cant see bashirs face at all in this only his body but i think we can all imagine that whatevers going thru his head. he needs this hug bad #ALSO. for anyone wondering what the fucked up shadow is that starts at the juncture of the teal sleeve-cap where its set into the armhole #the jumpsuits have a bit of a fold of extra fabric (called an Action Pleat) there which allows for a little more maneuverability of the bod #AND creates a really sleek and flat back panel #because you can see the fabric twists along the side arent grabbing the flat back fabric theyre grabbing the fabric folded beneath it #often times i think about drawing out a dissection of kiras first uniform and this voy era one for other artists to use. bc god knows #i struggled at first to find full body references #they like to shoot ds9 very close to peoples heads. and the camera is so blurry. they smeared butter on that thing. god bless

[otaku553]

Ok so I have been stewing this crossover au in my brain nonstop for the past few days and. I am nothing if not committed to the bit, so. Volume cover redraws :)

Here are the originals:

If you want to read more about my one piece spy x family crossover, keep reading!

So the idea is simple! Crossover reincarnation au where ASL is reborn in Spy x Family. They’re each born separately and none of them are born with the same names as their previous lives, and with no way of finding each other, they each find their own thing to do in the world.

Sabo, too used to the dangers of being a spy, eventually finds a cause to devote himself to again, in preventing war from engulfing the country he was reborn in. Ace, drawn to fire as he was in his previous life, used arson as a means to rob rich people for sustenance and survival, and is eventually scouted and hired by Garden as a fire specialist and assassin. And Luffy, though born in perhaps the poorest condition, grows up happily and takes whatever part time jobs he wants to do.

The thing about Sabo is that, as much as he seems like a young man of good repute and high standing within society, everyone in WISE knows that he is a massive nuisance. Nobody knew in the beginning how a child less than half the age of most of their veteran agents could have the same skills and knowledge in their profession. Sabo was— and still is— hyper competent, and by the time WISE figured out just how much of a menace to society he was, it was too late.

Ace forgot for the first few years of his new life that he wasn’t made of fire, and consequently, received multiple accidental burns. This did not deter him, however, from growing up to be a very skilled arsonist, well-practiced in every which way to start a dumpster fire or house fire. As a teenage he would use this often to draw attention as he robbed rich people blind. When he was caught, he was given an ultimatum by Garden: join them and receive payment for starting fires and causing problems under contract, or face the government and authorities for his crimes. Begrudgingly, he joined Garden, but eventually comes to appreciate that he can make substantial money in his element.

Luffy is Luffy. No telepathy or experimentation, no fancy schools, no gimmicks or secret identities. But he has still lived an extremely colorful life in this world, full of fascinating and kind individuals who have helped him grow up healthy and relatively happy. He goes where he is free, and he takes whatever part time jobs he wants in order to make the minimum he needs to survive.

Ace and Sabo find each other first, in their late teens, and neither of them realize that the other remembers their previous life, but both refuse to separate. (Sabo thinks Ace doesn’t remember, because Ace didn’t recognize him. Ace never saw Sabo grow up past 10, however, so he doesn’t recognize older Sabo immediately. By the time he does realize who exactly Sabo is, Sabo has backtracked and pretends to know Ace from a dream, or from somewhere else.)

Sabo’s attachment to Ace, predictably, causes problems between Sabo and WISE, but by then, Sabo is indispensable to the organization, and they make an exception for Sabo to be able to remain with Ace, so long as Ace never finds out what Sabo’s actual job is. Ace, on the other hand, hides his job because he doesn’t want his brother, who he has just found and who does not know Ace well enough yet, to know that he makes a living from killing people.

And they find Luffy sometime afterwards, prior to the beginning of the Spy x Family canon. Luffy figures out, not long after moving in with his brothers, both of his brothers’ secret occupations and the fact that both of them remember their past memories. He thinks it is common knowledge, however, and so he never brings it up.

#one piece #spy x family crossover #sabo #monkey d luffy #portgas d ace #crossover #I have so many ideas for this au #I’ll probably write like a drabble series for it #maybe. if I get around to it #extra things: #Loid and sabo get paired on a nonzero number of missions as siblings #they are only 6 years apart in age and they’re both blond so WISE is like.. ‘it’s free real estate’ #every time this happens sabo finds a way to sneak into conversations that they’re actually cousins instead #this annoys loid a LOT because he thinks sabo can’t keep a cover to save his life. sabo is aware but he only has 2 brothers #and even in disguise he refuses to let someone else take ace and luffy’s place #ace’s codename within Garden is either ‘flame lily’ or ‘pyracantha’ #the latter being another name for the firethorn plant #yor has only heard of him in passing and has not met him in person before. but she knows that she is sent whenever he blunders and lets #someone see his face #Luffy is kind of just chilling! he takes a lot of part time jobs everywhere #to the point that loid is briefly worried that he’s a tail or stalker or something since he keeps seeing luffy around #Anya really loves playing with Luffy though because luffy has such vivid thoughts of the ocean and being a pirate #ok that’s it for now #I am very. brainrotting

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: You know what? Fit: it's the perfect alibi. "Just a janitor," going through... just to cleaning around everywhere... talk to a lot of people... and you're just bald and such, you know, no one would think twice that you- may be you'd up to something.

Fit: Foolish that's- that's literally the entire point, we've been over this.

Pac: You like the plumber's work, right? You like to get your hand in the plumber's and- do the stuffs, and plumb [makes a very loud popping sound] those pipes, right?

[Everyone loses it and starts laughing]

Pac: I'm sorry- I'm sor- I'm- [laughs] I did- I didn't mean-

Fit: WAS THE SOUND NECESSARY???

Foolish: No, the sound made it.

Pac: I didn't- I didn't hear myself- sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my god, I'm so shy right now, I'm just gonna sit.

[Full transcript ↓ ]

Foolish: You know what? Fit: it's the perfect alibi. "Just a janitor," going through... just to cleaning around everywhere... talk to a lot of people... and you're just bald and such, you know, no one would think twice that you- may be you'd up to something.

Fit: Foolish that's- that's literally the entire point, we've been over this.

Foolish: Have we?

Fit: I said I'm- I'm trying to find out more about like, the Code Monsters!

Foolish: I thought you just wanted- liked being a janitor.

Fit: Well, I actually do kinda like it, I'll be honest with you, I like getting paid, but-

Foolish: Wait damnnit, Philza's doing it right.

Pac: You like the plumber's work, right?

Fit: Yeah.

Pac: You like to get your hand in the plumber's and- do the stuffs, and plumb [makes a very loud popping sound] those pipes, right?

[Everyone loses it and starts laughing]

Pac: I'm sorry- I'm sor- I'm- [laughs] I did- I didn't mean-

Fit: WAS THE SOUND NECESSARY???

Foolish: No, the sound made it.

Pac: I didn't- I didn't hear myself- sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my god, I'm so shy right now, I'm just gonna sit.

#FitMC #PacTW #HideDuo #FitPac #QSMP #FoolishGamers #Philza #Foolish #Pac #Fit #Phil #The reason this took so long to edit is 100% because it gave me THAT bad second-hand embarassment #Me: Thank god I finally finished editing this now I never have to listen to it again #Me realizing I still have to write the transcripts: FRICK #In Pac's defense: you actually couldn't hear the pop that well from most stream POVs #unfortunately on Fit and Phil's stream (esp. Phil's stream) it was frickin HD quality #and VERY loud #They let Pac get away with this WAY too easily but you know what #the way he covered his face like that and immediately sat down in game was very cute #so I can't blame them for giving him a free pass #he's very cute when he's flustered #I always like the side-by-side reaction comparisons and I hope y'all do too! #Phil's reactions are always funny #''Every day Philza Miinecraft is oppressed by the gays'' #Q #I really do need to spend less time doing stuff for this blog and the archive... #I'm not getting paid for it. It takes up way too much time #it is good video editing practice though but... #Edited

[heynhay]

let's drive out

#klance #voltron #vld #this came to my brain via Valentine Texas by mitski but im not offficially linking it bc i have something dif in mind fpr later #and this one is a faithful visual recreation of the lyrics but not an emotionally faithful one so. i can do better #anyway being taken out to camp in the bed of a pickup truck is like. haha. one of my dark twisted evil romantic fantasies #my country bumpkin upbringing showing through #now you guys know how horrible and wild my unhigned crazy thoughts are...... how unspeakably deranged..... #art #my art #bro im such a fucking faker i will fr get on my soapbox about how often klance fight (even romantically) and then draw the tenderist shit #like 40 times over #so let me amend and clarify by saying this was somehow some stupid shit. #like lance set this up but its because theyve been competing for best date (theres a physical scoreboard on the fridge) #and keith was probably trying to act aloof so that lance wouldnt score as many points #but got so comfy he fell asleep (+15 for lance its going on the scoreboard) #+ lance is abt to sharpie a moustache on his face #mitski

[jeysuso]

#personal space? they don't know her

#mike ross #harvey specter #marvey #marveyedit #mike x harvey #harvey x mike #patrick j. adams #gabriel macht #suitsedit #suits usa #suitsusa #tvsuits #suits #mygifs* #jeysuso #tv tag #* #this little moment because a) no personal space (this is still like. knowing each other for what. a week? two weeks?) #and b) mike's little face. and the 'please let me tell you' 🥺😭 #he's so dweeby i love him #but also.... perhaps a delusional soul (me) would say harvey's jealous in that last one. cause sir he's at work. #why is your mind going There so fast. hmmmmmmm.