#because listen

[demigods-posts]

sometimes. i just have to remind myself that percy took annabeth to paris. like, canonically. he forgot their one-month anniversary. and took his girl to paris to make up for it. the standards are in elysium.

#because listen #hijack a quest and crossed the country to save her #burned himself alive to save her #returned from literal paradise because he didn't want to be away from her #turn down literal fucking godhood to live out his natural life with her #but this?? #this is the moment annabeth knew she scored #annabeth 'my man forgot our one-month anniversary and took me to paris to apologize' chase #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth fluff #percabeth being the cutest couple to ever not exist #percy is devoted to this girl #she has him wrapped around her finger #and she knows it

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Oh jesus wait! Only now that something might finally be starting with Carol and Daryl did I suddenly think.. what if Daryl was aroace tho. and now I'm just-

#I'm sorry but why did this massive big-brain thought come to me NOW. #after I've been holding out for Caryl #and now that it seems to be actually becoming a thing finally #BECAUSE LISTEN #It was always just one-sided joke flirting from Carol #and he'd always respond with a 'lol. stop.' They're clearly best friends I mean they used that exact phrasing themselves. #but I was taking that as 'for now..' #and look Daryl is the only adult main character who don't be fuckin. At any point ever. #but yknow what! either way this turns out I'm happy #Besties? hell yeah. Dating? hell yeah. #*I'm* aroace. the hell is the matter with me what was I thinking- #twd liveblog #the walking dead #the walking dead spoilers #their friendship bracelet scene got to me ok. #look I know this'll never be anything but a headcanon because. c'mon. like this show would even acknowlege aroace people. #let alone for the leading man #but if he and Carol don't end up together that's my hc and I'm sticking to it

[fuckedprophet-arch]

Characters in fiction that match your muses energy! 

1.  Nick Jones - House of Wax  2.  Gomez Addams - Addams family  3.  Zeke - The Faculty  4.  Aragorn - LoTR 5.  Steve Harrington - Stranger things  6.  Lip Gallagher - Shameless  7.  Sebastian Valmont - Cruel Intentions  8.  Anthony Bridgerton - Bridgerton  9.  Patrick Verona - 10 things I hate about you  10. Darrel " Darry " Curtis - The Outsiders 

tagged by: no one tagging: anyone who wants to do it 

#//. dash games #//. study #because listen #ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS IN SOME FORM OF THEIR CHARACTER ALIGNS WITH A PIECE OF DALLAS #SOMEWHERE

[snonkerdoodlefizzy221b]

whoa. WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL

#LISTEN I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO BE SCARED OR EXCITED #BECAUSE LISTEN #THIS IS REAL ASS PEOPLE AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE BAND AND I MIGHT MEET THEM SOMEDAY 💀💀💀 #REAL PEOPLE #gotta have some boundaries somewhere #BUT LOOK #IT SAYS JAMES/NIKKI #JAMES #JAMES FUCKING MICHAEL #THIS MAN DID NOTHING SUS (or did he?) BUT LOOK THEY SHIP HIM ANYWAY #such is our nature ig #HOLY SHIT #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #sixx:a.m. #ao3

[sammansonn]

okay so like listen billy and daisy are soulmates but camilla IS the love of billy’s life because he Chose that

#because listen #love isn’t enough #two people can have the most love in the world and never work out #because you have to Choose everything else Because of the love #idk idk love thoughts ammiright #daisy jones and the six

[armed-ruebarb]

I picked up HSR the other day and this Gepard guy just feels like Crick in another font

#spoilers in tags #octopath traveler 2 #octopath traveler ii #honkai star rail #octopath traveler #BECAUSE LISTEN #ITS A BLONDE KNIGHT #FROM A RICH FAMILY #FROM A REGION WITH A PHENOMENON CAUSED BY AN UNNATURAL SOURCE THAT CREATES AN ETERNAL BLIZZARD #SAID BLIZZARD IS CAUSED BY HUMAN INTERFERENCE #Also kind of a cringefail #WITH BLUE ARMOR #WORKING FOR A CORRUPT HIGHER UP THAT IS ULTIMATELY CONSUMED BY HER OWN POWER TO TAKE ON A NEW FORM #IN A BATTLE YOU COULD NOT PARTICIPATE IN BECAUSE OF INJURY #Or death #WITH A BLUE COLOR SCHEME #WHO DEFIES HIS SUPERIOR FOR THE GREATER GOOD #WHO HAS A DEFENSIVE COMBAT STYLE THAT FOCUSES ON PROTECTING ALLIES #I got a vibe when I first saw him and I was proven right

[kopivie]

i feel like wriothesley awoke something unspeakably nsfw in me. feminism will crumble up and burn like the shards of a meteor in earth's atmosphere when i speak about this man.

the scars peeking through his clothes? the bandages and the scars underneath those?? THE PIERCINGS???? HIS BUILD??????

clown me all you want for being crazy. do your worst. but i need wriothesley, and i'm not just talking about in my party.

#[ 🌱 — blah blah. ] #because listen #i'm thinking about having his kids. #not even joking. #i will gift that man as many children as he wants. #all he has to do is say the word.

[arcxnumvitae]

To adhere to the Pact of the Big Three or to find some sneaky way around it...

#because listen #if Kaisei was a demigod then how could I resist making Hades his godly parent? #:outofcash #I'm /ruminating/

[cordyce]

i just saw a captain america edit to ceilings by lizzy of the scene where he wakes up i’m not okay

#because listen #i ​was hit w the very heartbreaking realization #of all the things he would’ve missed #presidents. holidays. monumental uprisings and changes in politics for the better #but all the tragedies too .. #like he would’ve had to mourn 9/11 decades later #what the fuck that’s so SAD

[tearsofperseides]

The Haunting of Hill House AU with the spicy 6... oh the urge

#stranger things #the haunting of hill house #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #eddie munson #steve harrington #jonathan byers #st argyle #im on the verge of writing it #that or a midnight mass AU #because listen #mike flanagan #will be the death of me

[whatohitsonfirewelp]

Okay so here’s the thing

I still don’t understand why the house is so dangerous for Steve specifically

#like if Nell were still alive it would be her and Steve but with her dead it’s Steve #but Why #like is it cause he was able to see things so clearly #as if it was part of the normal life #like how his red room was connected to the house in a different way #like okay that little stand thingy #like it was something from the house already and so was all that other furniture #but it’s Only in His red room #(also him being the only one to see the mold in there beforehand) #or is it because of the book #like the House somehow Knows and is Angry or something #because listen #every time Steve saw something he was neve Surprised #like okay when he saw his mom through the window at the clinic place or whatever #he seemed shocked but more in a this hasn’t happened in years then a what the fuck what the fuck #(although this is more of a personal hc since it’s not canon) #whatoh back at it again #the hauting of hill house #steven crain #edit: just realized I didn’t post this until I opened up the posting thing right now

[stingslikeabee]

if they had a kid but surprise ! lovely ladies adopt a child edition ? 👀

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child . accepting

Name: Mai Fujiwara (JP: 藤原 まい). Gender: Female. General appearance: Mai has retained the looks she had at her transformation, and she shares no physical similarities with either of her ‘mothers’ (although technically she was turned by Melissa). She looks like your average Japanese girl, with 1.6m and dark brown hair, slightly curvier frame than most and with overall innocent, big eyes - could still pass for a high schooler with the right uniform, but she’s definitely no timid, doe-eyed student. In fact, she’s just feral and her new appearance (ruby-like eyes, slightly elongated nails for claws and fangs) matches her inner personality very well. Personality: The youngest child of a standard Japanese family with an overworked father and an unhappy mother at home, Mai always wanted something better - she never felt like she fit within the role people expected of her; a troublemaker at school, the black sheep of her family for thinking for herself, she fell with the ‘wrong’ crowds and got into occultism and witchcraft, enough to track and speak with vampires on her own after a couple of years of research. She was first scouted by Okamura as prey - a repeat one, even; ultimately, she proved she had what it took to be turned. Special talents: After becoming an immortal, Mai received a particular gift - similarly to Okamura, rather than turning into a bat (and smoke), Mai has a shape that looks like a version of the harpies from the ancient Greek lore. Only she’s no beautiful maiden with wings - her harpy form really emphasizes the beast hiding within and it’s her favorite hunting form, with her human face and torso preserved, but with bird-like wings, vicious claws and talons. Who they like better: Okamura, as they are both more comfortable with an animal counterpart of sorts than in their human skin, and they are fierce predators with no pity for prey. Both were also considered (during their human lives) as being lesser creatures than they could be, and their transformation is really a gift which opened a door to their truest selves.  Who they take after more: Also Okamura, for the reasons elaborated above - despite having being turned by Melissa, Mai really is more of an Okamura shadow; the queen finds it endlessly amusing and very endearing. It goes without saying that Mai is fiercely protective of both her mothers - and unafraid to use any tools at her disposal to ensure their safety and well-being. Personal Headcanon: Despite being younger than Kiriko (in overall years lived and also having been turned at a younger age than the other girl), they were the most recent additions to the coven and became friendly rather early on; considering how much of Melissa ended up transferred to Kiriko (as the queen mentored her as some sort of spiritual successor) and the fact that the two girls became inseparable (with some questioning whether they would eventually become mates one day), it is rather curious that the new pair seems to be following in the overall footsteps of the current queen and her beloved right hand. Faceclaim: Erika Sawajiri.

#rosegoldandsequins #v: Yakuza ; vampire AU #if they had a kid #replied #so I ended up giving them a daughter #in the fangy AU #because LISTEN #what if Melissa ended up being convinced with the success of Kiriko #and a worthy candidate came along? :3

[byzcntine]

shout out to jean-luc’s brother, robert, who never got a mention in picard

#✗ out of character #or did i miss it #because listen

[adreamingofguns]

Okay so I'm laughing because I was looking at this one blog and was like WHO IS THIS SELF INSERT X CANON FIC ABOUT because it wasn't tagged as a certain character so I was like WHOMST and then I clicked it and was like Huh and it's especially funny because everybody writes self insert to ship with this character which, like, is fine I'm not judging, self insert is very valid as a media artform, but meanwhile I have like a 200k~ word fic spanning like a decade about this middle aged man and another old dude and they're in love so that's where my mind goes when I look at this character

#shitposting #im not tagging the ship #or the character #because Listen #do you think im stupid? that i was born yesterday

[thetardigrape]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fang/Lucius Spriggs Characters: Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Lucius Spriggs Additional Tags: Fang is adorable, like both actually in the show and also in this fic, explicit consent because that's fucking hot, and because these boys are nice and good and always do things on the up and up, Post-Episode: s01e05 The Best Revenge Is Dressing Well, Pre-Episode: s01e06 The Art of Fuckery, yeah just in that little window between those episodes, when clearly A Lot happened, for Lucius at least, And his boyfriends Summary:

Lucius has drawn Fang naked, sure. But he'd truly love to do more.

#i meant to do a lot today but instead i just wrote more smut #because listen #there is not NEARLY enough fang x lucius fic #how #they are practically canon #unthinkable #our flag means death #ofmd #fang x lucius

[tintedglasses]

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#wooooo I set a boundary at work! #i was supposed to transport this adult client to their session three weeks ago before I went on vacation despite some safety concerns #i had weighed the concerns and decided I was okay #but then she no showed anyways #and tomorrow is the first session back and I was again supposed to transport #but more things happened while I was gone that raised the level of risk to me #so I told my supervisor that I am not comfortable driving her tomorrow #and so I will not be! #because listen #my clients are important to me and I want to support them however I can #but I am not willing to go into a situation where I am unsure whether I will be physically harmed #and no one is around to help me #side note #I’m so ready to be done with this clinical placement #cw violence mention