#because they a damn liar

[beanghostprincess]

remember in skypiea when sanji said "i would let you die if it is to save nami-san" to usopp and then proceeded to fucking sacrifice himself for both of them?

#because i do #i do remember #sanji you damn liar #he would not let usopp die even for nami bc he would save both of them #usopp: if nami and i were drowning who would you save first #sanji: stupid fucking question i have two hands and i can fly lol i'd save both moron #i love him #although we also need to address how little he thinks of himself and how quick he decides to sacrifice himself #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso

[sunsbleeding]

Jim Carrey from 1984 - 1996…. Extremely f*ckable…. I said what I fucking said, send post

#he probs did something really problematic I don’t know about because he is a male actor but god damn #I’m really on one this morning #like specifically the mask (when he’s not IN THE MASK and liar liar #and a movie I don’t want to fuck him in but love is “I love you Philip morris #I’m definitely deleting this

[sorrygotthesesacks]

Ok but like when Silver grabbed Sebek’s hand (despite Sebek protesting like the tsundere he is), it made me think of this Gendice moment.

Because if you know me at all, you know I have a thing for hands.*

*Not in a Kira way.

#Gendice #Silbek #the clasped hands #also though #book 7 spoilers #twst spoilers #in this dynamic Sebek is totally Dice #because of the gullible part #but also the ride or die part when the chips are down #Silver however is so the opposite of Gentaro #the most honest person ever and the biggest liar that ever lied #and yet they are both so so pretty #actually because of how Gentaro teases Dice he has bit of Lilia to him now that I think of it #omg but also also #that time Dice jumped to Gentaro's defense over the whole Hifumi thing #that is so like Sebek with the 'Silver never smiles' thing #damn it #Sebek is totally Dice

[zappedbyzabka]

#Makes me think of broken down vulnerable Johnny who’d been swept up by Silver after the tournament and corrupted damn near sympathy-less #spoiled by that richie #(and a lot more than that.) Johnny gets bored and goes after Daniel. starts purposely being a tempting brat to piss him off and get pushed #around. ‘I don’t know how to karate anymore Danny :( will you come to my place and teach me?🥺 Will you throw me around and try out this pu—‘ #bc we know i love that au #Flirty af with that russian damn #Will have more gifs of him because I didn’t realize how sassy and flirty he was in this #EVERY single time a man got angry/demanding with him he went: :) :) :) Oh yeah? #He was just there to get manhandled and that BAG #that shmoney #That angry railing that leaves him limping #He makes them work for it despite his interest though. It’s funner that way and by no means is he an easy lay #You gotta do the time for that pussay or you gotta have a big dick #*Rojack. getting called out for being a liar and manipulative bitch* Mhmmm and what else? :^) #humanweapon #william zabka

[nintendoni-art]

Bumblekast Thumbnail for March 4th, 2024!

The funny part about this one is that it's technically number 13. Fitting, really…

#bumblekast #my art #You know if you told me like #a year ago I'd be drawing Ian Flynn dying from a Death Note Inflicted Heart Attack because he stole his podcast partner's Chicken Nuggies #and be PAID for it #I'd have call you a damn liar #AND YET HERE WE ARE. #Also fun fact #If this concept wasn't picked #I would have gone with the Scourge x Bivalve Clam Thumbnail #Alas #I guess it wasn't meant to be...

[deityofhearts]

I have so many thoughts about mlp, especially trixie

#deity dialogue #mlp had an ‘I hate magicians’ agenda #justice for trixie all she wanted to do was put on magic shows to entertain and inspire :/ #she quite literally wasn’t hurting anyone until someponies showed up and started acting like she was being an evil liar #y’all ain’t never heard of magicians??? :/ #I feel like in my own imagining of mlp it would go like this #twilight thinks there’s right and wrong ways to do magic and doesn’t like how trixie does magic and gets upset about that #limited worldview that she needs to move on from #applejack would see the act as deceitful and lying and get upset #pinkie would love the show because she knows what acts are #fluttershy would also find it nice #rainbow dash supports her friends and if they’re mad so is she basicaly #idk where rarity stands #and basically the episode would be about acknowledging that sometimes you’re wrong and can just hurt people and lash out because of it #and like basically them going ‘hey we were really rude and hurtful to trixie’ #like hey started shit first from what I remember then trixie acted accordingly #like idk y’all started bothering her at her own damn show unprompted for what reason? yeah she did magic shit to y’all but it can be argued #that one it was because it was a part of the show to her and two it was because y’all were acting out first #thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[the-tropes-are-hungry]

My Wyll playthrough is finally going to get me out of Act 1 of this game, and playing as him as already raised him from “I do not care for or ever plan to use this companion to” that’s him that’s Wyll the Blade of Frontiers, Pride of the Gate, Hypocrisy Incarnate, Liar of Great Deeds, Beholden to the Devil He Knows.

#wyll is a good warlock #wyll ravengard #LISTEN #ALL THE BASE WARLOCK OPTIONS ARE AVAILABLE TO WYLL IN CONVO #Mizora cannonically answers EVERY SINLE TIME you envoke the patron for help #I 100% sniper Karlach because Wyll Follows Orders and had not a damn reason with everything the narrator said to approach the devil #he was MAD about it but he CANNOT ESCAPE the pact he is living a LIE and SPREADING IT ACTIVELY #I LOVE WYLL RAVENGARD THE LYING LIAR WHO TELLS LIES

[crows-of-buckets]

You know, considering this is Daeran's quest liotr sure doesn't shut the fuck up

#pf wotr #rewriting this scene because the commander was too damn quiet for me here #like. i know for a fucking FACT tyrian would not stay quiet during the entire exchang #tyrian is great at politics not because hes a good liar but because hell throw facts that you Cannot Deny at your face #and Will Not Stop #the man cant lie to save his life but by god can he infodump #his charisma is high as shit too so it actually Works #also i didnt like how mean the commander had to be #and again. tyrian Cannot Fucking Lie to save his life #like he kinda can if he has to #but not to people he cares about #to bypass this he starts stating technically true things #'this was necessary ' 'i need to protect my companions' etc #none of them are LIES persay #but thwy sound really bad in context #tyrian is a devil blood tiefling who cannot lie to save his ass i think its so funny

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!! #or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head? #This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch. #No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings. #bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!! #and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck. #Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he? #was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board. #Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself?? #'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person?? #Are you just living in some other reality??? #callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

[xamaxenta]

It’s difficult to not feel discouraged sometimes when your partner is also an artist and happens to be faster than you in every conceivable way

This doesn’t bother me often because everyone is different and comparing production time and skill against each other or anyone is detrimental mostly and its ok to have your own workflow

but it does weigh on me vaguely sometimes sometimes that she can finish 2-3 full coloured pieces within a week and ive been painfully scratching out the same number but theyre only sketches that ill never revisit within a month

None of this actually matters in the long run, it just makes me feel bad on occasion

#like i should be doing more #im very sorry for complaining so much online #i just dont really have any other way to express myself #i know some of you have generously and kindly reached out to me to offer an ear #but my fatal flaw is i cant talk to anyone about my problems i just idk it was beaten into me that none of it matter #matters or my problems arent a big deal and i know ots healthy to think actuallt my problems are worth talking about or a big deal #but its hard to change a behaviour that was kinda literally beaten jnto you that talking about stuff likw this is a waste of time #i guess i just feel bad that i could do more and i dont because i dont want to #but i also want to if that makes any sense at all #i suppose it also doesnt help that alot of the work im doing right now i actually sorta hate like none of it is good to me personally #i want to stop being toxic towards myself #i just wanna stop hating me and who i am and what i do every step of the way #but that mean little voice inside me is like ahh. it wont shut up #I always say i need a break or more time but what am i gonna do with it #doing nothing at all isnt fulfilling #it sounds. sad like what teenager me did and i dont want to be or feel like that ever again but its fuckjng hard #this is so woe is me #im a liar bc i say the main text doesnt bother me but it bothers me alot im very envious of her speed prolificness and drive to create #and i have none like thats so unfair #this makes me sound ultra bitter god fucking damn it #i want to go to sleep and genuinely never fucking wake up again #please im done i just dont want to

[poptartmochi]

the "no thoughts within her head but thoughts of joy, no dreams within her heart but dreams of love" ➡️ "angel of music.. you deceived me - i gave you my mind blindly" speedrun.. it makes the man unwell

#''speedrun'' as if it did not take like 20 years and the death of their first child 😔 #anyways out of the frying pan and into the fire for ms. augusta 🥲 #BUT....... this gives him a fun thing to silently 🤝🏻 w astarion abt.. #also lol. agustín valuing honesty so immensely while being the second or third biggest liar in the group... #he said that cannot be me but god DAMN i wish it could be *gnaws on wood* #anyhow more fun deliberations.. agu being a lvl 1 sorcerer at the top of the game makes sense because he was having his magic drained for #like.. 2 decades straight!! he was close to bottoming out when he killed his husband. the exile + subsequent bg3 fuckery #is all about him drawing that magic back to him.. waaahg 🥺🥺 #the tragic consequence of being the princess in the tower AND the dragon guarding it

[paramouradrift]

So anyway, I lied in my last post. I saw a passing reblog about a dearth of Zuko/Haru fanfiction, and remembered that not only had I written a short Zuko/Haru fic once upon a delirious 2 a.m. but also that it was extremely lean, a skeleton really, desperately in need of some filling out.

It has been consuming my waking hours. J&R is currently on hold until I exorcise this dark spirit.

#j&r #atla #fanfic #writing #zuko/haru #i'm a terrible liar #as in it's terrible that i lie so much #showed it to my beta reader #and she had the temerity #the unmitigated gall #to immediately riff a better au idea #i hate her so much #because i do not have time to even properly outline the damn thing #working title the traitor haru cormorant #if you get that reference good #if you don't fuck you

[raspberryjellybrains]

why don't you listen to Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths and think about Morpheus Dreamoftheendless and maybe you'll calm down

#im a dirty little liar btw #i did this and was sad for hours. because god motherfucking damn dude its a little too perfect. #but its such a cathartic fucked up over a fake guy! #and also a banger #but not for those who might be triggered by discussion of suicide 👆 #entering my evil era with this #dream of the endless #the sandman #raspberry rambles

[eliseliedl]

my disappointment is immeasureable

#this is about h*llena taylor #THIS WOMAN... the audacity she has is fucking incredible #the way she lied so shamelessly knowing damn well nothing she was saying was true #and encouraged the fans who have been waiting for YEARS to boycott the game #because PG couldn't pay her the ridiculous amount of money the greedy bitch wanted #PEOPLE CANCELLED THEIR PREORDERS OVER THIS #because she played the victim so well and tried to guilt trip ppl by saying you aren't true Bayonetta fans if u don't support ME #who the fuck does she think she is holy shit #i hate that i tried to defend her all this time #i wasn't about to cancel my preorder just cause she said so but i did try to take her side #and even after being publicly exposed as the fucking liar she is SHE STILL WANTS US TO BOYCOTT THE GAME #GIRL FUCK YOU like full offense you are a terrible person the Bayonetta franchise gave you everything????? #it's quite literally her only role and she was so ready to throw the games under the bus out of spite #she's so childish and immature i'm genuinely still so shocked #i mean how were we supposed to know she was lying she broke her contract ALL to make the game flop #imagine going to such lengths. you literally ruined your career for such petty thing #i hate her so much rn. the last thing this franchise needed is another fucking controversy #all my support to jennifer hale who had to even deal with h*llena talking shit about her bc she took 'her' role #i mean bitch what did you expect!! PG tried to keep you in the role all they could but nope. you had to ask for more #A LOT MORE #ugh. anyway glad the truth is out #i did think the timing was too perfect and the way she spoke about jennifer was despicable but man......... she really lied about everything #what a snob #delete later

[taviokapudding]

*taps microphone*

I would like to say something to all white women who identify as Christian & conservative in the US who are happy about Roe v Wade being overturned but haven’t realized the RNC wants to turn you all into baby making machines to preserve “white life”

#mun post #no rights? then no sex #everyone should be doing a sex strike & withdrawing all their cash from all US banks #womens rights are human rights #womens rights #roe v wade overturned #roe v Wade #and that’s my Ted Talk and why Christian Americans are hypocrites & have brought about fascism via not looking at their bible stories #critically and trusting some random person who claims to have authority all because they can stand up in front of a microphone and preach #the Bible is anti government multiple times and Jesus literally died because the government didn’t like him #white women in the us you all are in danger #with the rest of us and quite frankly some of you deserve it b u t I rather your God punish you for ignoring their word #no but seriously get life insurance some miscarriages need surgeries that fall under the abortions umbrella that are no longer accessible #oh and also Mike Pence wants to ban abortion nationally because again politicians aren’t wise men or trained in medicine and those that are #tend to avoid the RNC as a whole #and because someone is going to ask - I was forced to go to a private Catholic school in exchange for my mom needing bill money #and I came out of the experience so anti religion and anti Christianity but I fucking learned about the Bible instead of #blindly believing the guy with the most credentials because everyone has a damn bias & liars tend to become religious leaders #all religions have some kind of malice but Christianity is a legitimate cult that uses texts that are so far removed from the original #that it’s a completely different religion and US Christianity makes out with yt n4t1onal15m in the most cult like way it’s disgusting #bodily autonomy #fuck the supreme court

[dinosrawr]

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#you ever have a nearly pervect day and then one tiny thing happens that ruins the entire thing? #I'm trying to get over it #like. a glass broke earlier and i barely blinked over it #the kids were wrestling and screaming at 9pm and i didn't have an overstimulated meltdown #but a friend. in jest! called me a liar #and now I'm shaking crying angry hurt vulnerable #i asked for an apology and to not call me that again. especially in text when i can't HEAR the tone. it will never be a joke to me #they listened of course and said sorry #but god fucking damn it what the HELL kind of response was that?! #how scarred AM I?! #a friend can't make a joke without my brain derailing and throwing me back in time? #i blame the month. Thanksgiving through New Years is the worst. Even worse than September. WHY DID THEY RUIN EVERYTHING GOOD #i can't even have my own birthday without THAT being tainted either #i hate this time of year. i thought it would get better. yet here i am. crying. because someone called me a liar the same week as finals #anyway. if you see me having fun this time of year. just let me live in the moment. it won't last long. #hey Google. okay Empty by Letdown. #and then Walked Through Hell by Andon Seabra #gonna go process my emotions through song cause I'd rather call a friend but no one would be available right now #hence this stupid post anyway #later gator. I'll be alright by morning #EDIT TEN MINUTES LATER: the next song that played was Castle by Halsey and HOLY! SHIT?! #if that wasn't perfect timing musical therapy i don't know what was. 'there's no use crying about it' #AMAZING