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movietimegirl · 1 year
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OH MY GOD!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
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merginyourface · 1 year
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A Fruity Surprise
wc:~500
“Swiss you are so unbelievable.” Aether is still bent over, his hands on his knees, trying to catch his breath. The coughing fit he got because the multi-ghoul, had just ceased long enough to curse him. “You are such a bastard, you know that?”
Said bastard had a smile so wide and full of teeth he looked more like a demon than usual, “What? You don’t like it?”
“Where the fuck did you even find that?” Another cough huffs out of his chest, and he’s getting… an after-flavor? “Why the fuck is it fruity?”
“Strawberry flavored.” He smiles again, posing his hands on his hips like he’s so proud of himself.
“I would NOT call that strawberry flavored.” Aether still looked pissed. But when Mountain walks up, Aether sure doesn’t stop Swiss from spreading the misery.
“What’s strawberry flavored?” Mountain asks, his hands pressed into his pockets.
“Here.” Swiss holds out the vape to him, “New flavor I found.” Mountain hesitates, not usually one to partake in the sort of thing, not that he hasn’t done it before. But when Swiss tilts his head in a way that suggests cmon, don’t be a baby, he takes it.
As the flavor hits his tongue, he reacts the same way Aether did, first, panic. Which crosses his tubes and now he’s choking and sputtering as well. “Is that—?” Now Rain and Dew come up curiously thanks to the commotion of the other gathered ghouls.
“Yessir.” Swiss laughs. “Familiar to you? Actually, now that I think about it, reminds me a little of you...” He lets himself get lost pondering the similarities between the earth ghoul’s floral flavor and the flavor of the vape. 
“Strawberry flavored?” Mountain asks incredulously as if he didn’t believe it. Or more accurately, didn’t understand why.
“What is it?” Rain asks cautiously, and when Swiss once again holds his hand out. Mountain pulls the water ghoul back so that he can’t reach out for it.
“No.” He manages to say in between coughs. Rain heeds the warning and hangs back, choosing to pat Mountain on the back to try and relax his twitching diaphragm.
“Let me see,” Dew asks, cat-like curiosity showing yet again. Never one to want to be left out of the group, even if whatever it was is clearly unsavory.
“I’m sure the flavor will be very familiar to you, little gremlin.” He teases, handing it over. As Dew pulls in from the little device, he doesn’t react. Not at all like the others did.
At first, he processes it. When recognition hits, he blushes deeply and is already exhaling shakily. “It’s whatever.” He tries to play it off, but the others were too smart for that and knew Dew too well.
“You like that, don’t you?” Swiss taunts. Aether had perked back up too, recovering to watch Dew squirm under the attention. Everyone was watching him now, and it excited him a little too much.
 for @kroas-adtam the Strawberry Cum hc originator 
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jula483 · 1 year
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I'm obsessed with those screenshots!
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pepperonyscience · 11 months
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James Dashner - The Maze Cutter
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end-hyphen · 1 year
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The red fits:
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faeriekit · 4 months
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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sunbentshadows · 12 days
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
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thesefallenembers · 4 months
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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.
if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.
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ms-demeanor · 5 months
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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?
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chainmail-butch · 3 months
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One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,
"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."
To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.
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loathsome-sickness · 3 months
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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thunderon · 3 months
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“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”
*the crowd nods*
“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”
*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*
“butches can have long hair—“
*GUNSHOT*
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angelicgarnet · 3 months
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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right
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sleepygaymerdisease · 12 days
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crabussy · 1 year
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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theblob1958 · 5 months
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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.
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