So Mrs Barber had said that she loves Bed Bath and Beyond. How is she doing with the company going bankrupt and the stores doing their closeout sales?
She was very upset at first because she couldn't fathom the possibility of being forced to live without one of her premier happy places.
And then came the sales.
Just like that our Reader went into boss mode. After a brief conversation with her Mr. Andrew Barber, who also doubles as her Life Partner as well as her Partner in Crime, she marched on BB&B armed with a generous budget and a credit card before laying siege to their domestic offerings.
When she was finished, every member of the family had new bedding. She had a shiny new cookware set, coupled with a stand mixer and food processor.
Baby Girl also upgraded their selection of towels. Which is something Andy didn't quite understand. Especially their current towels had suddenly gone from being just fine to scratchy, threadbare rags in the span of her hours-long shopping trip.
But Andy didn't complain. Because when his Baby Girl is happy, the entire house is happy. Which is really all that matters to him. Besides, she was more than willing to show her appreciation the best way she knew how once they shipped the kids off to grandma's later on that same week...
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Well, thanks to this Bed Friend gifset I am now demanding Thai BLs titled Bath Friend and Beyond Friend. We need this weird trilogy that possibly makes no sense but is all delightfully gay.
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AH YES THE COZY FALL COLORS OF OFF WHITE, NOT QUITE BLACK, GRAY, AND DULL BLUE VERY FUCKIN COZY
FUCK YOU SHERWIN WILLIAMS FUCK YOU BED BATH AND BEYOND AND ESPECIALLY FUCK YOU HGTV KILL YOURSELVES
TWO YEARS AGO THEY WERE ALL ThE cOlOr Of ThE yEaR iS sUbTlE mUtEd ToNeS AND EVER SINCE THEN IT'S BEEN SOME KIND OF UGLY GRAY I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT GIMME MY FUCKIN COLOR BACK
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Star Trek: Beyond? I thought Star Trek: Bath and Star Trek: Bed were much better.
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xkcd Bracket
Bath and Body Works. American retail store chain that sells soaps, lotions, fragrances, and candles.
Bed Bath and Beyond. American big box store specializing in home textiles, housewares, decorative home accessories and specialty items
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Spirit Halloween never sleeps
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