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shrapnelstars · 1 month
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I thought Mark was trending because something new about the movie was released.
Bro...
Mark's stans (die hard yes men specifically, not normal fans) don't know about the recent discussion Hasan and Asmon started about the nature of doing YT/streaming as a job. They don't watch anyone else, so they have zero clue about the bees nest they just kicked with this subject and how bad they're making him look right now.
The outcome of the greater discussion is basically that, even though every job has it's challenges, nobody wants to hear how "hard" your job is when you stay at home and fuck about on the computer all day with the ability to block even the most mildly annoying users, while most viewers have to do a grueling commute and will get fired if they try to get away from verbally abusive customers for even a second. And then make less money than the youtuber at the end of the day.
Even someone in the comments of Mark's video referenced this clip and got 9k upvotes:
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On one hand, I hope they shut the fuck up and keep this from snowballing into undeserved trouble for Mark. (I watched his video, and he's not out-of-touch whining over how hard his life is. Just that the movie is more difficult than he anticipated, and that it's exhausted even his workaholic tendencies, and he needs to take a step back for his health.) On the other hand, I want these people in specific to be put in their place, because they are making the out-of-touch comments while thinking they're sweeping for him.
Even Mark himself would agree that him bawwing over making a movie is a privileged position to be in compared to cleaning up a drunk's vomit in the back of a WalMart while being screamed at by 80 Karens, on pain of losing your job and getting evicted. I KNOW he knows that for sure.
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hey man. beep boo bawbaw bwaaa beooeooop beedoo bwaabwa booeeeoooe bee bo baw beoop bepp bopp
so fucking true. finally someone says it
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orionangeline · 1 year
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Thanks to Tumblr I can't help but feel the siren's call of Mountain Bee Baw every time I go through the Taco Bell drive-through -_-
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“To think, all the classy old bats in this family led right to Bean!”
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Treaty Between the United States and the Ottawa, Chippewa, and Potawatomi Indians Signed at Chicago, Illinois, 8/29/1821
File Unit: Ratified Indian Treaty 117: Ottawa, Chippewa and Potawatomi - Chicago, August 29, 1821, 1789 - 1869
Series: Indian Treaties, 1789 - 1869
Record Group 11: General Records of the United States Government, 1778 - 2006
Transcription:
Articles of a Treaty made and concluded at Chicago in the State of Illinois between
Lewis Cass and Solomon Sibley Commissioners of The United States, and the Ottawa, Chippewa, and
Pottawatamie Nations of Indians.
Article I". The Ottawa, Chippewa and Pottawatamie Nations of Indians Cede to the United States all
the Land comprehended within the following boundaries: Beginning at a point on the South bank of the River
St. Joseph of Lake Michigan, near the parc aux Vaches due North from Rum's Village, and running thence
South to a line drawn due East from the Southern extreme of Lake Michigan, thence with the said line East
to the tract, ceded by the Pottawatamies to the United States by the Treaty of Fort Meigs in 1817. if the said
line should strike the said Tract, but if the said line should pass North of the said Tract, then such line shall
be continued until it strikes the western boundary of the Tract ceded to the United States by the Treaty of Detroit
in 1807, and from the termination of the said line following the boundaries of former cessions to the main branch
of the Grand River of Lake Michigan, should any of the said lines cross the said River, but if none of the said
lines should cross the said River, then to a point due east of the source of the said main branch of the said
River, and from such point due West to the source of the said principal branch, And from the crossing of
the said River, or from the source thereof, as the case may be, down the said River, on the north bank thereof
to the mouth; thence following the shore of Lake Michigan to the south bank of the said River St. Joseph,
at the mouth thereof and thence with the said south bank to the place of beginning.
Article 2. From the Cession aforesaid, there shall be reserved, for the use of the Indians, the following Tracts,
One tract at Mang-ach-qua Village on the river Pebl'e, of six Miles square. One tract at Mick-ke-saw-be- of
six Miles square.
One Tract at the Village of Na-to-wa-se-pe of four miles square.
One Tract at the Village of Prairie ronde of three Miles square.
One Tract at the Village of Match-e-be narh-she-wish, at the head of the Kekalamazoo river.
Article 3. There shall be granted by The United States, to each of the following persons, being all Indians
by descent, and to their heirs the following tracts of Land.
To John Burnet, two sections of Land.
To James Burnet, Abraham Burnet, Rebecca Burnet, and Nancy Burnet each one section of Land. which said
John, James, Abraham Rebecca and Nancy are Children of Kaw-kee-me sister of Top-ni-be principal Chief of the
Potowatamie Nation.
The land granted to the persons immediately preceding shall begin on the north bank of the river St. Joseph,
about two miles from the mouth and shall extend up and back from the said river for quantity.
To John B. La Lime son of Noke-no-qua one-half of a Section of land, adjoining the tract before granted,
and on the upper side thereof.
To Jean B. Chandonai son of Chip-pe-wa-qua two Sections of Land on the river St. Joseph, above and ad-
-joining the tract granted to J. B. La Lime.
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To Joseph Dazé son of Chip-pe-wa-qua one Section of Land above and adjoining the tract granted
to Jean B. Chandonai. To Monguago, one-half of a Section of Land, at Mish-she-wa-ko-kink.
To Pierre Moran or Peeresh a Potawatamie Chief One Section of Land, and to his Children two Sections of
Land at the mouth of the Elk heart River.
To Pierre Le Clerc, son of Moi qua one Section of Land on the Elk heart River, above and adjoining the
tract granted to Moran and his Children.
The section of land granted by the Treaty of St. Mary's, in 1818 to Peeresh or Perig shall be granted to
Jean B. Cicot son of Pe-say-quot sister of the said Peeresh, it having been so intended at the execution of the
said Treaty.
To O-she-ak-ke-be or Benac one half of a Section of Land on the North side of the Elksheart river,
where the road from Chicago to Fort Wayne first crosses the said river.
To Me-naw-che a Potawatamie Woman one half of a Section of Land, on the eastern bank of the St. Joseph
 where the road from Detroit to Chicago first crosses the said river.
To Theresa Chandler or To-e-ak-qui a Potawatamie Woman and to her daughter Betsey Fisher one Section of Land
on the South side of the Grand River, opposite to the Spruce Swamp.
To Charles Beaubien and Medart Beaubien Sons of Man-na-ben-a-qua, each one-half of a Section of Land,
 near the Village of Ke-wi-go-shkeem on the Washtenaw river.
To Antoine Roland, son of I-gat-pat-a-wat-a-mie-qua one half of a Section of Land, adjoining and below
the tract granted to Pierre Moran.
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To William Knaggs or Was-es-kuk-son^ of Ches-qua one half of a Section of Land adjoining and below the
tract granted to Antoine Roland.
To Madeline Bertrand wife of Joseph Bertrand a Potawatamie Woman one Section of land at the Parc aux
Vaches on the north side of the River St. Joseph.
To Joseph Bertrand Junior, Benjamin Bertrand, Laurent Bertrand, Theresa Bertrand and Amable Bertrand, children
of the said Madeline Bertrand, each one half of a Section of Land at the portage of the Kankakee river.
To John Riley, son of Me-naw-cum-a-go-quoi, one Section of Land, at the mouth of the river au Foin, on
the Grand River, and extending up the said River.
To Peter Riley the son of Me-naw-cum-e-go-quoi, one Section of Land at the mouth of the river au Foin
on the Grand River, and extending down the said River.
To Jean B. Le Clerc son of Moi-qua one half of a Section of Land, above and adjoining the tract granted
to Pierre Le Clerc.
To Joseph La Framboise son of Shaw-we-no-qua one Section of Land upon the South side of the River
St. Joseph, and adjoining on the upper side the Land ceded to The United States, which said Section is also
ceded to the United States.
The Tracts of Land, herein stipulated to be granted, shall never be leased or conveyed by the grantees or
their Heirs to any persons whatever, without the permission of The President of the United States.
And such tracts shall be located after the said Cession is surveyed, and in conformity with such surveys,
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as near as may be, and in such manner as The President may direct.
Article 4. In Consideration of the Cession aforesaid, The United States engage to Pay to the Ottawa
Nation, One Thousand Dollars in Specie annually forever, and also to appropriate annually for the term
of Ten Years the sum of Fifteen Hundred Dollars, to be expended as the President may direct, in the
support of a Blacksmith, of a Teacher, and of a person to instruct the Ottawas in Agriculture, and in the
purchase of Cattle and farming Utensils. And the United States also engage to pay to the Pota-
-watamie Nation Five Thousand Dollars in Specie Annually for the term of Twenty Years, and also to
appropriate annually for the term of Fifteen Years the sum of One Thousand Dollars, to be expended as
the President may direct, in the support of a Blacksmith and a Teacher. And one Mile square shall
be selected under the direction of The President, on the north side of the Grand River, and one mile
square on the South side of the St. Joseph and within the Indian Lands not ceded, upon which the
Blacksmiths and Teachers employed for the said tribes respectively shall reside.
Article 5. The stipulation contained in the Treaty of Greenville relative to the right of the Indians
to Hunt upon the Land ceded, while it continues the property of The United States, shall apply to this
Treaty.
Article 6. The United States shall have the privilege of making and using a Road through
the Indian Country from Detroit and Fort Wayne respectively to Chicago.
Artcile 7. This Treaty shall take effect and be obligatory on the Contracting parties, so soon as
the same shall be ratified by The President of the United States by and with the advice and consent
of The Senate thereof.
In Testimony whereof, The said Lewis Cass and Solomon Sibley Commissioners as aforesaid and the
Chiefs and Warriors of the said Ottawa, Chippewa, + Pattiwatimie Nations have hereunto set their
hands at Chicago aforesaid, this 29th day of August in the Year of our Lord one Thousand
eight hundred and twenty-one.
In presence of —
Alex. Wolcott Jr. Ind. Agent.                                           Lewis Cass,                
Jno. R. Williams, Adjt. Genl. M. Ma.                             Solomon Sibley.
                                                                                           Ottawa's{ [written vertically]
G. Godfroy Indian agent                                          Kewagoushcum his + mark
W. Knaggs Indian agent                                          Nokawjegaun his + mark
Jacob Visget                                                                  Kee-o-to-aw-be his + mark
Henry I. Hunt                                                               Ket-che-me-chi-na-waw his + mark
A. Phillips PMsr. US Army                                       Ep-pe-san-se his + mark
                                                                                         Kay-nee-wee his + mark
                                                                                        Mo-a-put-to his + mark
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Mat-che-pee-na-che-wish     his x mark
R. Montgomery                                                                                                                          Chippewa's{Met-tay-waw     his x mark
Jacob B. Varnum US factor                                                                                                                           {Mich-el     his x mark
John B. Beaubien -                                                      Quoi-quoi-taw his x mark                               To-pen-ne-bee his x mark
Conrad Ten Eyck                                                          Pe-an-nish his x mark                                        Mee-te-ay his x mark,
J. Whipley                                                                        Wy-ne-naig his x mark                                      Chee-banse his x mark
George Miles J                                                               Onuck-ke-meck his x mark                             Loui-son his x mark
Henry Connor                                                               Ka-way-sin his x mark                                        Wee-saw his x mark
James Barnerd                                                             A-meck-kose his x mark                                    Kee-po-taw his x mark
John Kenzie. Sub Agent                                           Os-see-meet his x mark                                     Shay-auk-ke-bee his x mark
                                                                                            Shaw-ko-to his x mark                                        Sho-mang his x mark
                                                                                            No-shay-we-quat his x mark                            Waw-we-uck-ke-meck his x mark
                                                                                           Mee-gwun his x mark                                           Nay-ou-chee-mon his x mark
                                                                                           Mes-she-ke-ten-now his x mark                      Kong-gee his x mark
                                                                                           Kee-no-to-go his x mark                                     Shee-shaw-gan his x mark
The tract reserved at the Village of                    Wa-baw-nee-she his x mark                             Aysh-cam his x mark
Matchebe-nash-she-wish at the                          Shaw-waw-nay-see his x mark                       Meek-say-mank his x mark
head of the Ke-kal-imazoo River, was               Atch-wee-muck-quee his x mark                   May-ten-way his x mark
by agreement to be three miles square.          Pish-she-baw-gay his x mark                           Shaw-wen-ne-me-tay his x mark
The extent of the reservation                               Waw-ba-saye his x mark                                    Francois his x mark
was accidentally omitted.                                     Meg-ges-seese his x mark                                  Mauk-see his x mark
Lewis Cass                                                                  Say-gaw-koo-nuck his x mark                          Way-me-go his x mark
Sol: Sibley                                                                    Shaw-way-no his x mark                                    Man-daw-min his x mark
                                                                                           Shee-shaw-gun his x mark                               Quay-guee his x mark
                                                                                           To-to-mee his x mark                                         Aa-pen-naw-bee his x mark
                                                                                           Ash-kee-wee his x mark                                    Mat-cha-wee-yaas his x mark
                                                                                           Shay-auk-ke-bee his x mark                            Mat-cha-pag-gish his x mark
                                                                                            Aw-be-tone his x mark                                      Mongaw his x mark
                                                                                                                                                                                  Pug-gay-gaus his x mark
                                                                                                                                                                                  Ses-cobe-mesh his x mark
                                                                                                                                                                                  Chee-gwa-mack-gwa-go his x mark
                                                                                                                                                                                  Waw-seb-baw his x mark
                                                                                                                                                                                  Pee-chee-co his x mark
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100yearoldcomics · 2 years
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March 11, 1922 Thimble Theater by E.C. Segar: "Stung"
[ID: Olive Oyl stands around her house, admiring a bumblebee buzzing around in front of her face. /end] Olive: I sure think a lot of my pet bumblebee.
[ID: Castor, elsewhere in the house, sits on a stool and tries to read the paper. He's distracted by the bee buzzing in front of his face. /end] Castor: I can't read with you buzzing around. Cut it out!
[ID: Olive looks to panel left, worried. /end] Castor: BAW, BAW Olive: What's wrong, Castor?
Castor: Your old pet bumble bee made me mad.
Castor: And I spanked him. Booo. [ID: Castor walks in, crying with his hand outstretched to show Olive a bee sting right in the middle of his palm. Olive faints over backwards. /end]
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amygdalae · 3 years
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Bee ba bee bo bay bee baw baw beenis bay
this is so true
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acapelladitty · 4 years
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(paul dano riddler voice) NOOO IT’S NOT A “BEE-EM-ESS-DEE” MASK!!! IT’S A MODIFIED PROTOTYPE OF A PROTECTIVE MASK FOR THE US MILITARY!!! IT JUST KEEPS ME WARM IN LOWER TEMPERATURES NOOO!!!
Hmm, that's big talk from a man with alligator clamps on his nipples. I'd actually love to see how quick and witty he is with the riddles while he has a car battery attached to his baws...
...much to think about.
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redeemed-au · 4 years
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Do You Eat Bees? - Weird Anon
White: No! Why on earth would I do that?
Vin: Nope.
Flug: What? No...
505: Baw! (No!)
Demencia: Hell yeah!
Prisma: You can ear bees?
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likeathunderbolt · 5 years
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I cannot sleep again so here are some Spring Welsh words:
Spring - Gwangwyn
March - Mis Mawrth
April - Mis Ebrill
May - Mis Mai
Sunshine - Heulwen
Bloom/Blossom - Blodeuyn
Flower - Blodyn
Bees - Gwenynen
Equinox - Cyhydnos
Melt water - Dŵr tawrdd
Grow - Codi/Tyfu
To plant (in the ground) - Plannu
A plant (tree/flower/bush etc) - Planhigyn
Pollen - Paill
Scent - Persawr
Daylight - Golau dydd
Warm front - Ffrynt Cynnes
Seeds - Hadau (also sperm lol)
Bright - Claer
Green - Glas
Meadow - Dôl
Soil - Pridd/Baw
Breeze - Awel
Cool - Claear
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gaeilge101 · 7 years
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Halloween | Oíche Shamhna
IRISH 101 | GAEILGE 101
The night we call Halloween (All Hallow’s Eve) originated in Ireland. Halloween - Oíche Shamhna (EE-hyeh HOW-nuh) in the Irish language. Literally meaning “Samhain Eve” (“Samhna” is the genitive of “Samhain”).
Samhain, pronounced SOW-in, with the first syllable rhyming with “cow”. It literally means “Summer’s End”, it has the same root as “Samhradh” (SOW-ruh) which means summer. Samhain is also the month of November in Irish, so Samhain Eve is the night before the 1st of November. It was a time to celebrate the end of the harvest season. It also marks the Celtic new year: 1st November is Celtic New Year’s day.
VOCABULARY
HALLOWEEN — Oíche Shamhna [EE-hah HOW-nah]
WITCH (old hag) — cailleach [KAHL-lock]
WITCH (sorcerer) — asarlaí [ASS-er-lee]
MASK — masc [mawsk]
MOON — gealach [GAH-lock]
NUTS — cnónna [kih-NOH-nah]
BAT — ialtóg [ILL-tohg]
GRAVEYARD — reilig [RIH-lig]
BLOOD — fuil [fwill]
TRICK-OR-TREAT — bob-nó-bia [bob no BEE-ah]
(AN IRISH) SPIRIT — púca [POO-kah]
SKELETON — creatlach [CRAT-lock]
WITCH’S HAT — hata biorach [HAH-tah BEER-rock]
CAT — cat [cawt]
BLACK CLOAK — clóca dubh [KLOW-kah dove]
UGLY — gránna [GRAW-nah]
BARMBRACK — báirín breac [baw-REEN brahk]
BOWL — babhla [BOW-lah]
PUMPKIN — puimcín [PWIM-keen]
BROOM — scuab [SKOO-ab]
PARTY — cóisir [KOH-sher]
COSTUME / FANCY DRESS — culaith [KUH-lah]
TRICK — cleas [klass] 
BONE — cnámh [knawv]
BONFIRE — tine chnámh [TIN-ah knawv]
APPLES — úlla [OO-lah]
SPIDER WEB — líon damhán alla [LEEN DAW-wan AW-lah]
TOMB — tuama [TOO-ah-mah]
FRUIT — toradh [TOUR-ah]
SWEETS — milseáin [MILL-shawn]
SKULL — blaosc [blaysk]
SPOOKY — scáfar [SCAW-four]
COFFIN — cónra [KOON-rah]
MUMMY — seargán [SHEER-gawn]
VAMPIRE — vaimpír [VAM-peer]
ZOMBIE — zombaí [zom-bye]
GRAVE — uaigh [OO-ah]
GRAVESTONE — leac uaighe [LAK OOH-ah]
GHOST — taibhse [THIVE-shah]
SPIRIT — sprid [sprid]
CAULDRON — coire [KORR-ah] 
FRIGHTENING — scanrúil [SKAN-rool]
SUPERSTITION — piseog [PIH-shohg]
PHRASES
HAPPY HALLOWEEN — Oíche Shamhna Shona Duit [EE-hah HOW-nah SUN-ah ditch]
HALLOWEEN COSTUME — culaith oíche shamhna [KULL-ah EE-hah HOW-nah] 
I AM A (GHOST / WITCH etc) — Is (taibhse) mé [iss THIVE-shah may]
TREMBLING WITH FEAR — ar crith le heagla [air crih le HAG-lah]
FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE — ó theach go teach [oh hock guh tjock]
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Liked on YouTube: Bonnie Wee Jeannie Mccol / Ma Bonnie Wee Lass / Bee Baw Babbity / Auntie Mary / Marty Mcdougal... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oozHp8LkLqo
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EPISODE 6: The Girl Who Has a Dirty Little Secret
Two things that ruin America’s Next Top Model: social media frenzy and too much focus given on drama.
THE FAREWELL
After the elimination, Shikin questioned the judges’ decision to give Maureen the FCO, making her the new face of Maybelline, saying Valerie’s photo was more expensive. I guess because saying her photo was better would be a little too vain?
I get why Shikin was frustrated. Last week, she got the highest challenge score, and her photoshoot was fucking flawless (she didn’t get BOTH the challenge prize or the best photo reward). But hey, like I said, in the end, Maybelline is the one who has a say in who would be picked as the winner, considering that she’ll be featured in their campaign, and they picked the prettiest one. So don’t be afraid to say it Shikin. “Don’t cha think mah pic is da best?? Dat Maureen bitch is just lucky she’s so pwetty and shaaaiitteee...”
Shikin’s disgruntlement continued after that when she saw Alicia wrote that she’s rooting for Maureen in her farewell note. (So nobody’s shipping Alicia and Maureen?) I really hope this won’t get pushed as another feud/catfight because dang I’m tired of it.
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THE CHALLENGE
Another social media challenge, JESUS. I enjoy last week’s challenge. It was fun. And I guess this too, didn’t stray too far from modelling, BUT HOLY SHIT if I ever hear social media again, Imma lose my shit, y’all. I mean, whatever happened to fun challenges like, um, doing yoga on a surf board? Or KPop dance?
Fiona Fussi, Acuvue (contact lense) ambassador gave them the brief for this week’s challenge - Acuvue Uniquely Me social media challenge.
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Acuvue released a line of products that cater to every type of girl - and by every, they mean only five - and using Polaroid camera, the girls need to style themselves and submit three of their best photos that embody the type of woman they were assigned to. The five different personality style are: cosmopolitan woman (Maureen and Tu), the girl next door (Cindy and Veronika), the artist (Shikin and Dorothy), the career women (Clara and Valerie) and the socialite (Nametha).
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Using the Polaroid camera proved to be a challenge for some of the girls, especially those who have never used it before. There was a bit of a tension going on since they were only given ten shots to get the best photos. Shikin and the twins struggle a little bit with their groupmate taking shaite photos of them.
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But one group’s “conflict” strikes me the most:
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So, Clara got a lot of hate for the shenanigans that she pulled during last week’s challenge, but how is what Tu did any different from Clara? Okay, granted, Tu showed a higher level of maturity (she’s much older anyway) and Clara’s much louder, but when Tu called Maureen’s photography skill a “fail” and claimed that this is why she “can only be a model,” it is portrayed as two ladies affectionately joking around with each other (despite Tu looking genuinely dissatisfied by the final products), while Clara, who’s clearly looking like she’s goofing around, is portrayed as this annoying loudmouth beeyotch who everyone loves to hate.
I’m not saying that we should hate Tu, but I’d say the same about Clara too. Last week, the tension was built up from Maureen taking too long with the makeup so I understand how she reacted differently with Clara playfully calling her stupid for not getting the right photo than with Tu saying that her photos are bad (Maureen takes bad photo, we get it). However, I think it’s unfair Clara got portrayed as the “bad” one simply because Maureen reacted better to Tu��s (seemed legit) criticisms than Clara’s playful (yet clueless) remarks because she got to work in a calmer environment.
Anyway, Dorothy won the challenge because she embodies her personality - the artist - by biting a brush(?) and looking super indie-artist-chick-like. Not too crazy about the third photo.
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Mau’s my favourite, I’ve got to say. The first photo was beautiful, and she’s really giving me this cosmopolitan girl on-the-go vibe. Tu’s discontentment was totally justified. Lol.
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And special mention goes to Veronika, or more accurately, Cindy, who took these photos. The first photo looks AMAZING. To capture a movement like that with a polaroid must have taken some mad skills and perfect timing. (Or luck. I think it’s luck.)
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Valerie got the worst score and she seemed super stressed-out working with Clara. But look at these photos. Are they really a product of bad photography? She was giving the same poses and the same face angle in all three pictures. Her styling was bad too, and it was one of the main criteria for a high score.
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And special mention goes to Cindy, the “Missing Girl: Last seen wearing a blue top and following a creepy-looking dude with a polaroid camera. This is the last picture we have of her. If you have any information, please call this number. Rewards will be given.”
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Tu CONSISTENTLY gets low scores for her challenge. WHY??
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THE DRAMA
NOW we’re getting to the good part, huh? NOT. 
It all started with Veronika moving back to the “good girls” room with some dirty dish on Nametha. After the challenge, the twins questioned Dorothy’s win, because they can’t even see her eyes. Shikin then asked them who they think should’ve win instead and they said they don’t know because they’re not the judge (dafuq?), prompting Nametha to question their logic (and calling them stupid bitches - on another cam, of course). Then, when they got back to their room, they started talking about how Nametha has no manners and decided to confront her in the “bad girls” bedroom. Nametha, being a BADASS BAWS, just told them to get the fuck over it (more or less).
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This went on until after the photoshoot, where they revealed they know Nametha’s been using the wifi and she should get punished for breaking the rules. YADDA YADDA YADDA Clara got exiled to the “bad girls” room for not picking a side (because we good girls just don’t befriend everyone, ew!).
The only two people whom I feel sorry for are: Clara, whose cluelessness seems genuine, and Cindy, who really looks like she thought being in a house with 13 other girls for 13 weeks will be like a giant, super-long slumber party. 
“Why don’t they just settle this with a pillow fight?” thought Cindy.
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Anyway, the “drama” was bad - super forced, poorly thought out & terribly edited. Some of the girls’ reactions didn’t even match the conversation/situation somehow. I do find Valerie’s remarks on Dorothy’s photo - “It could’ve been better.” - kinda rude and condescending BUT I get that the bigger problems here lie mostly in the language barrier. And I might add the twin seemed to be pulling the same shit Jennica was doing in the earlier episodes, with the constant criticisms and dissatisfaction over other contestants’ performance, and the way they told Clara to move into the “bad girls” room was very Queen Bee-ish.
In my honest opinion, though, this is the same shit the producers tried to pull last week - create drama out of small fights or disagreement. I don’t know any of these girls in real life, but from what I see, their clashes come mostly from the girls having different personalities. Shikin wasn’t being a bossy bitch, she was assertive and know what she wanted; Clara wasn’t being rude, she was super childish and goofy; Nametha didn’t have no manners, she’s just outspoken and emotionally expressive. Yet, week after week, they make it seems like these girls are ready to claw each other’s eye out. I mean, when your audience keep calling your show out for being scripted, maybe you’ve to consider the probability that you’ve gone too far with the drama.
THE PHOTOSHOOT
Oh, have I told you guys how much I was rooting fro Aimee during the third cycle? She has everything needed to become a top model - brain, beauty, personality, height, and a little bit of an attitude for added flavour. Glad to see she’s doing so well now.
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For their photoshoot, they need to embody luxurious indulgence for a Neutrogena commercial ad. They need to show beauty, confidence, sophistication and elegance while being totally relaxed and calm in a confined space of a bathtub.
The girls need to represent three types (flavour?) of Neutrogena body wash. The girls wearing green represent Pear & Green Tea.
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Gold Lush for the girls wearing, well, gold.
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And Ocean Mist being represented by the girls in blue.
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I have MULTIPLE issues with this shoot. When you put a tall girl in a bathtub, wearing a dress, with her having to lift her head while her body is submerged in the water, and combined that with the position of the camera, you are NOT gonna get a good picture. Yu Tsai at least should’ve known this. The dress would’ve given an ethereal, dramatic effect had it been a full-underwater photoshoot, but here, it just made the girls look either restricted, or bigger.
And I wonder if they changed the water because it got really murky at the end. It’s disgusting considering how the water got into their eyes and mouth. (And Cindy, in her Instagram post, said that Clara was submerged for twenty minutes in it due to technical difficulties!)
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THE PHOTOS
Like I said earlier, the final products of this photoshoot are not my favourites. I can probably point to some that I like, but even then I think it was just OKAY. But enough about that, LET’S ASSESS (and rank’em).
1) Cindy, 1st place, 44.1 points
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I’m torn between this and Maureen’s, but I have to agree with the judges here. This just screams indulgence. Plus, beauty care product is Cindy’s thing. Among the other girls, I can see her being Neutrogena spokesperson the most.
2) Maureen, 3rd place, 43.4 points
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Again, she’s a girl who can nail beauty care product with ease. It’s a pretty photo, but not much opinion can be form on it. It’s pretty, but it’s an okay pretty.
3) Nametha, 2nd place, 43.7 points
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Now we’re venturing into me-no-likey territory. While I can see the beauty and calmness in this photo, it also shows the main problem in this photoshoot. Nametha’s tall, and being confined in that bathtub means she mostly had to squish herself to get in the frame. And in this photo we can see how that, combined with her dress, make her mid-section looks super huge. You either make the pool larger, or the dress, uh, smaller?
4) Tu, 7th place, 36.5 points
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Cindy complained about how her photos are mostly too sexy. But you put a girl who just oozes sexuality without even trying in a lace dress in a bathtub and what do you think is gonna happen? She ain’t gonna turn into Mother Theresa in there, boo.
5) Shikin, 4th place, 43.0 points
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I won’t say she’s not a commercial girl (she killed it last week) but I’d say she’s not a Neutrogena girl (same with Tuti last cycle). But that being said this could’ve been better. Shit I sounded like Valerie.
6) Clara, 6th place, 37.8 points
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CLOSE. YOUR. GODDAMN. MOUTH. JEEZUS.
Btw, the neck looks super-strained. But that’s “trying to show neck while lifting my head to make sure my face is not submerged in the water” neck I tell you.
7) Dorothy, 9th place, 34.8 points
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Can someone PLEASE explain to me this whole “sweet bubbly girl next door” thing that Cindy keeps pointing out about Dorothy? Since the first week she struck me as a sassy girl with an attitude. I don’t know if she looks cute and bubbly in real life but heck I just don’t see it.
Oh yeah, and the photo is terrible. I disagree with Cara saying there’s no emotion there, but it’s less “Come in the bath with me and experience this indulgence together,” and more “OH NO, I really don’t mind you using the toilet while I’m trying to take a relaxing bath, dear...”
8) Valerie, 5th place, 42.5 points
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“Help, help, this wall is closing in on me. Oh, a camera! Pose! Help, help...”
9) Veronika, 8th place, 35.5 points
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“Why bother, twin? Life’s meaningless anyway. Let’s just crawl in a fetal position and wait quietly for our impending doom.. Let’s go gentle into the good night...”
Goodbye, Nametha
So it was a pre-determined no-elimination week (yeah, right) but the issue of Nametha’s breaking the rules rose again during the judging panel. Cindy asked the girls to raise their hand if they thought Nametha should be eliminated. Tu is so affected by the whole ordeal (she wanna use the wifi too, you guys) that she looks like she’s about ready to backhand any girls who think Nametha should stay.
“You either eliminate her or feel the Wrath of Tu!”
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So anyway, we say arrivederci to our blooming flower, Nametha.
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She seems unapologetic about breaking the rules. But what has been done has been done, and if the punishment for breaching the contract is disqualification, then I think she got what she deserved. Plus, Tu was right. She’s from Singapore, so being familiar with the country they’re staying in, she should really be the one feeling the least homesick (think of it as going to college where you’re not allowed to use the phone or wifi or something, I don’t know). However, it’s still sad seeing her go especially when she’d been giving really good performances these past few weeks.
Damn wifi.
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What’s in the photo? The Wasps (Roast Beef) Price: 220php
Roasted Beef, Choice of Plain Rice or Mashed Potato, and Mushroom Pepper Gravy. 
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LASA:
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HITSURA (Food Presentation):
Pagdating naman sa hitsura ay simple lamang ang presentasyon ngunit bawing bawi pagdating sa lasa. Umaapaw sa mushroom pepper gravy ang roast beef kaya’t walang humpay ang aking pagsubo habang kinakain ito. Sa paggamit mo ng kubyertos sa beef ay talagang walang hirap ang paghahati dahil ng malambot ang pagkakaluto sa karne at bawat paghati mo kita mo kung gano kajuicy yung texture nya. Ang presentasyon naman ng kanilang strawberry milkshake ay napamalikhain sapagkat kitang kita mo sa texture ng milkshake nila ang saganang halo ng gatas na nagpapasarap lalo dito. Sa ibabaw ay may crema na nilagyan ng toppings tulad ng strawberry na stick-o, sprinkles at berry knots na alam natin ay paboritong pagkain ng mga bata. Sa pangkalahatan ay simpleng datingan ngunit babagabagin ka naman pagdating sa tikiman.
PRESYO:
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