#bee pun

[sunnydaysinamusicalhaze]

That's a bee-utiful cat

#this has been a bee pun #bee pun

[yellojade]

(via Bee Positive Tote Bag by Yellojade)

#findyourthing #redbubble #bee pun #bee saying #be positive #motivational #bee quotes #positivity #tote bag #tote bag design #cute tote bag #bumblebee

[bumble-b-goode]

essek beelyss….beesek thelyss….the shadowswarm.. stingerhand?…bee puns save me

#critical role #my art #essek thelyss #cr fanart #a good pun escapes me atm apologies #this bee can cast ninth level dunamancy spells #bee warned

[chibird]

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[punstars]

#punstars #puns #punny #humor #jokes #pun #joke #bad jokes #dad jokes #bad puns #beekeeper #bees

[i-have-41-protons]

What is the opposite of straight As?

GUYS I HAVE FOUND IT

The gay bees

#puns #queer #gay bees #jokes #gay #bees

[shapeshiftinterest]

cat-bee from poppy playtime

cat-bee: bee pawsitive!

#art mine #2023 art mine #digital art #shapeshiftinterest #games #poppy playtime #cat bee #cats #animals #bees #bugs #word play #was a little worried i should have only used 1 pun instead of 2 but it's fine #she's 2 diff things #she can have 2 puns if she wants

[powdermelonkeg]

Out of curiosity, why Gale/Taliesin? I'd have thought you'd match Astarion with Taliesin and maybe Lucien or Remiel with Gale. Not to say I dislike the ship, I can see the potential, but I'm curious where it came from.

Funny answer:

"I have a cat, a library, and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me, I'm known to try my hand at poetry."

Divines, ask him to dinner before you make a proposal, Gale! Have some decorum!

Serious answer:

So, I do get the impulse to match like with like. Astarion and Taliesin have a LOT in common; roguelike qualities and smooth, self-assured charm, an affinity for knife tricks, sass and drama, some good vanity. Same with Gale and Lucien (can't say anything for Remiel, haven't had a chance to do a proper playthrough with her yet).

But camaraderie and shared personality traits don't necessarily mean they'd compliment each other in a romantic sense.

Let's start with Lucien. He's the youngest of the group, younger even than Wyll (iirc, Joseph said he was 21? He might be a couple years older, but regardless, Wyll is 24). Bubbly, bright, full of enthusiasm and scholarly wit, with a penchant for jokes and a drive for exploration.

Can Lucien talk Gale out of blowing himself up for Mystra?

Would he, Mr. I'm-going-to-ride-a-daedric-horse, my-new-best-friend-is-a-murderous-automaton, discourage Professor Hubris from claiming the Crown of Karsus?

I think Lucien would be concerned for Gale. I think he would know the right option. But I don't think he has the finesse to navigate the tangled weave (heh) that makes up Gale. Lucien is naive, he's sweet, he's willing to accommodate, to the point that I don't think he could tell Gale "no" when it mattered most.

Would they get along? Absolutely! Lucien could teach Gale how to handle magicka, Gale could teach Lucien how to conduct the Weave. Both of them could have lengthy philosophical debates that go over everyone else's heads. Gale would have enough caution to temper Lucien's dwemerology enthusiasm, Lucien would encourage all kinds of discovery into Tamriel's wonders. But I see that manifesting as a mentor-apprentice sort of relationship. Still very close, but having them depend on each other in the way Gale approaches romance would be...self-destructive, I think.

Taliesin and Astarion are a similar, if slightly more dark-tinted, deal. Tally's just gotten out of an organization of horrible, horrible people, whose actions in which he was complicit. He's trying to be better. Astarion has just left a situation of literal slavery to one of the most awful people on the Sword Coast. He's enjoying the chance to be worse. We know how Astarion feels and his opinions on things; he likes hurting people, he's very self-centered, he has a lot to work on himself across his entire character arc as he comes into his freedom.

Personally, I think they'd make each other worse.

That's not to say that I can't see it happening. I could, definitely. It would take a good chunk of meeting in the middle, tiptoeing around each other's baskets that they're struggling to unpack, Tally's aversion to vampires, Astarion's casual cruelty as he lashes out. My personal opinion is that any getting involved would be via Astarion's seduce-and-fling strategy so he gets that foot in the door for Tally's sympathy, and Tally not ever taking it further because Astarion reminds him too much of his fellow justiciars and never assumed it to be more than transactional.

If they DID somehow make it to the endgame, assuming they did everything right, I can see it all falling apart at Cazador.

Tally would probably object to Astarion becoming the Ascendant. Everything in Astarion's life points to ascension being a dangerous thing--if not for continuing Cazador's reign of terror, in subjecting mortals to his will and viewing them all as beneath him, because Astarion's cruel streak would get all the power to fuel every whim it draws up. That kind of dynamic, on a romantic plane especially, is SCARY. If he fails to persuade him but still refuses to help, Astarion leaves him: "I hope you die screaming."

But say Tally DID let him become Ascendant. Whoever the man he fell in love with before ascending is dead. Astarion is a wholly different person with that much power. And he wants to make you his spawn. I can't see Tally willingly becoming a vampire, and I DEFINITELY can't see him becoming a vampire without free will. His whole deal with leaving the Thalmor is getting his autonomy back and being able to make his own decisions. So they leave each other.

I see Tally/Astarion ending in abject tragedy either way. An entertaining story, definitely, but one that brings out the worst in both parties until its inevitable spiral, if it even takes off the ground.

Hence, why Wyll is with Astarion in my plans. He'd bring out the good in Astarion, Astarion would crack the self-sacrificing shell Wyll has. They'd compensate for each other's flaws and compliment each other's strengths. I could write an entire essay about their potential dynamic, not to mention all the flirty lines between them in-game.

Would Tally and Astarion be friends? Absolutely. They share gossip and snark around the campfire. Would Tally help Astarion absolutely gut Cazador? Would Astarion offer to carve out Tally's dad's throat? Definitely. The two are inseparable, and would kill anyone who dared raise a finger against the other. They'd mull over their shared plights of terrible overlords and being used and abused. They'd push each other's buttons and be petty together until it was time to buckle down and win a fight, then celebrate after. But a romance would require so much compromise on one side or the other that I think they both risk falling to pieces over it. There's much more room for differences in lifestyle if you're not planning to spend your life with someone and pour the whole of your heart out to them.

Now, the crux of the question: Gale/Taliesin.

The way Gale shows love is in unwavering devotion. However, he never expects it in return; he's prepared to make his case many times over when he first asks you for an artifact, and half-expects you to throw him away when he reveals the bomb in his chest.

Taliesin is willing to follow his rescuer to the ends of Nirn if you save him. Even into dwemer ruins that terrify him, even if you (to his knowledge) go as mad as Septimus when you read the Elder Scroll, he's prepared to look out for you. Even when it's your destiny to fight the end of the world and be surrounded by death as you do it, with a high probability that he'd be a casualty.

Gale's fatal flaw is his hubris. Tally would have no problems telling him "no" when the Crown came into play, or any other similar power for that matter.

If you talk to Taliesin about his past, he mentions that at one point, his father made him resent many aspects of himself, "even [his] own body."

Gale is willing to marry a MIND FLAYER if they're the person he's come to love. Completely seriously! He loves them! He doesn't even flinch, he even pays them mind flayer-specific compliments in the epilogue and means it with his whole heart!

Would Tally be willing to hang out with the walking apocalypse? Would he be able to talk down detonating the orb, and beg Gale to choose him over the Absolute's demise? Would he be able to tell Gale that going for the Crown of Karsus is a bad idea? Would he be willing to put his enchanting skills to use to buy Gale a few more days of life? Would he like Gale for the man he is over the magic he commands?

Would Gale be able to commit himself to Tally, regardless of how different Altmer are from Eladrin? Would he appreciate every part of Tally, no matter how he differs from conventional Altmer standards? Would he be willing to stand between Tally and his dad, and do it without shattering the rest of Tally's family (as murder threats would)? Would he appreciate Tally for the mer he is, the mer he's TRYING to be, as Tally leaves the Thalmor behind?

They both share a taste in books, both educational and spicy. They both like cooking, and Gale would be willing to cook up vegetarian meals in a snap. They both have a curiosity for culture and knowledge they have yet to encounter. They both love cats and a good bottle of wine.

The clone spell would let Gale match Tally's lifespan.

Tally would love and pay perfect respects to Tara (as everyone SHOULD).

Misty Step could be a solution to crossing bodies of water, and Ice Spike could be an upgrade to Ray of Frost.

Imagine, after several tendays of roughing it, a perfect illusion of a fancy date on a warm shoreline under the stars.

Imagine the two of them reading together by a warm hearth while it pours outside, wearing silk robes and sipping Alto Wine.

I think they'd bring out the best in each other, they'd enjoy each other's company and each other's idea of relaxation, and they'd share enough interests that they'd be happy to trade back and forth.

Also I think Gale's mother would absolutely love him. She HAS to meet him. And spoil him. He'd join her and Tara for tea and gossip, I guarantee it.

#oh man this is a long one #this took me...what? two hours? #man #ask bee #answer the call #lucien flavius #taliesin skyrim #astarion #gale dekarios #bg3 #tesv #skyrim #ALSO THEY BOTH LIKE PUNS #Astarion does NOT like puns and that is unforgivable #long post

[kiichu]

The Beekeeper (2024) spoilers without context

#the beekeeper #beekeeper #josh hutcherson #Derek Danforth #bees #spoilers without context #insects tw #insects cw #all the bee puns were hilarious but i honestly thought the movie was just ok #like the parts with the played-serious bee references were so fucking hilarious #but i didn't agree with the main character's morality #idk im not a fan of revenge stories #so i was like 'dude. you're going too far.'

[jonny-b-meowborn]

I'm sorry chat. It happened again

#before this we had a long conversation with kebab puns that increasingly made less sense #because were the funniest people alive #(im funnier tho) #the mechanisms #jonny d'ville #bee buzz

[jalapenobee]

@inamagicalhallucination my hand slipped

#*insert smth clever* i sWEAR I HAD A PUN #welp #this tho- #i cannot rid my mind of this and its been like twenty minutes #akutagaworm will never leave my headspace #but like #imagine having a worm bf #atsushi nakajima #nakajima atsushi #atsushi bsd #ryuunosuke akutagawa #ryunosuke akutagawa #akutagawa bsd #bsd #bungou stray dogs #sskk #shin soukoku #akuatsu #art by bee #lowkey liking the sketch style

[justanechoflower]

Flowey/Asriel, I can't beelive that your scared of bees

9/25 - Soul

#undertale #flowey #ask flowey #ask blog #art #ask undertale #small artist #undertale fanart #undertale art #paper art #traditional art #flowey undertale #sans #sans undertale #zircon-animations #moonlord555 #Puns #bees #M!A #monster soul #cat behaviour

[chaobunnyarts]

Powerful bees

#bee #puns #bees #bumble bees

[iamafanofcartoons]

Bacon Bees by Dandidine based off a typo on Beacon Bees

https://twitter.com/dandidine/status/1636541193680039936

#Dandidine #rwby #rwby fanart #yang xiao long #Blake Belladonna #yang x blake #rwby yang #rwby blake #beacon bees #bacon bees #typo #rwby puns #bumbleby #rwby bumbleby #rwby bumblebee

[nanodot]

they are wearing matching outfits

#nano art #hollow knight #hornet #hk hornet #hive knight #hk hive knight #i stepped on a bee so i drew this #yes i got stung #it doesnt hurt rn so im fine #i missed the bee siblings #im rushing posting this rn cuz my phone is being buggy #edit: didn't realise the pun. originally not intended but now it is

[pastafossa]

Things I thought I would say when I became a mod for a Very Large Online witchy group: 'Yes, you can post that picture of a cool crystal/your pet/a neat leaf!'

Things I did not expect to say: 'Due to liability reasons, bees are restricted from joining this group due to member allergies.'

#yes i literally had to say that tonight #a bee tried to join #bee profile pic #bee name #no friends or posts or any other activity #just a lone #fucking #bee #i swear to god i spent like five minutes laughing #and then told wonder about it who sent me bee puns that only made me laugh harder #NO BEES