#bee's lists

[peridots-pixiwolf]

[Start ID. A digital drawing of Gabriel and V1 from Ultrakill in super-saturated, pixellated colors. It seemingly takes place during phase two of his second fight, judging by Gabe's bright yellow-cyan wings and the consequent blush shining through his helmet. Gabriel is pictured on the left, facing the left side of the screen with his head turned to V1, preparing to strike them with the bloodied spear in his right hand. Small but frequent splatters of blood dot his armor and outstretched wings, fabrics torn through in places. V1 is on the right, aiming its piercer revolver at his face. Their arms are stacked in pairs on either side, idle Feedbacker and Knuckleblaster on the left and Whiplash tucked atop their default arm on the right. Both parties are stylized to resemble insects, Gabe with beetle wings and a halo in the shape of antennae, and V1 with the four wings, four arms, short antennae and bristles expected of a dragonfly. End ID]

woah.... happy 1 year anniversary to gay people

also a couple alts (background removed, just gabe, and just v1, respectively) in hopes it'll be a little easier to understand what's going on and all!

additionally once again: special thanks to @magnumopos and @muzzleroars , neither of which I have actually spoken to in my life but both of which are credited with partially inspiring this! (dedicated section under the readmore due to the fact I do not generally tag people at all ever and wasn't sure if I should, but thought it was worth mentioning!) The former for giving me the wonderful idea of dragonfly V1, the latter for drawing V1 like a strange little creature + for the feedbacker plate, I enjoy both your works :]

(retroactively, on march 27th of 2024, assigning them a full bingo with credit to deep-space-lines. ehehehehe)

#peridots-art #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #ultrakill #bots #bugs #drawing them more buggish now... i have a whole chart listing uk characters as bugs and it's so fun #v1 is dragonflyish for many reasons and gabriel (+ council)'s heavily bee-coded but I like drawing him more beetlelike. anyway #eyestrain #blood #gabv1el #< yes gabe's wholeheartedly trying to kill v1 and v1's actively harming him. yes this is ship art. they're having fun #not a thing that I feel I really need to clarify when it comes to ultrakill i just thought it was funny #anyway. yes yes more ultrabright ecstasy-winged gabriel with blood all over him. as to be expected of my ultrakill fanart. however #this obviously isn't my usual style but it WAS pretty fun to draw. i wanted to draw something chaotic and abnormal anyway for this #i kind of wanted it to be a successor to the nov29 gabe post and to mess around with it so. task completed 👍 #there definitely was more i wanted to say here (besides clarifying it's been a year since the act 2 release + that means a lot to me) #but i can't think of anything else so woe! bugs be upon ye #actually aug22 addition: if this inspires your own uk art in any way shape or form. PLEASE tag me in it :]

[twothousandgrumpybees]

She's a cat. It has 9 girlfriends. It hacked airlines and found the no fly list. She's a bi lesbian. She's being investigated by the US government. It's new in town

#no fly list #tumblr meme #tumblr memes #best memes #memes #meme #text post #bee buzzes #bee's best

[popculturelists]

Stunning animated shows

#arcane #bee and puppycat #amphibia #steven universe #invicible #Adventure Time #Over the Garden Wall #Avatar The Last Airbender #Owl House #gravity falls #animated #t.v. show #list

[smolalienbee]

she's everything. they're just jaskier and geralt.

#smolalienbeeart #geraskefer #twn #the witcher #yennefer of vengerberg #geralt of rivia #jaskier witcher #i whipped that real quick based on just how funny the idea of geralt barely fitting into the frame was to me #ofc geralt is last on the list because. well. #priorities #geraskier #yennskier #yenralt #bee's barbie blorbos collection

[disarraydoodlez]

Christmas List Erased Day 17: Gingerbread Construction worker Howie! Ngl, I'd love a 3 hour audio track of Howie detailing how to build a gingerbread house, cycling between citing baking steps like safety laws and yelling at people off-screen.

Like I'd prolly pay money for Justice saying things like:

"Alright, now that everyone has there necessary safety equipment, each of you are gonna have to follow my orders explicitly. We ran out of all the white frosting after that stinkin' kid ran in her and drank it all, so we're only left with yellow. Now I know in that context this may be seen as humorous, but we're being paid to build, not laugh. Trixie, your gonna hand me building materials as I plaster the walls together. Molly, I need you to make sure everything is level, because if even a crumb is outta place then this all might come out of our materials budget. Pheonica, you shoul- ..... a... are you EATIN' all our SUPPORT BEAMS?!?....... Trixie, I'm going to need a few drainage rocks"

Trixie: "Your mean the Coco puffs or the Fruity pebbles?"

Howie: "Hand me the PEBBLES"

#epithet erased #epithet erased fanart #christmas list erased #illustration #howie honeyglow #trixie roughouse #pheonica fleecity #molly blyndeff #gingerbread houses are awesome #100% believe howie is being ratatouille'd by a bee #Coco puffs rock

[theminecraftbee]

> check social links

(Which Social Link should I check on...?)

0 FOOL School Rescue Committee Should this really be an official school club? The group of Persona-users that I'm in now, whether I like it or not. At least I'm helping people by doing all this weird magic nonsense...

I MAGICIAN Scar A fellow Persona-user a year below me, although my senior in fighting Shadows. He's dragged me into his scam crystal-selling operation, which is actually weirdly fun.

II PRIESTESS Beef Pretty large and muscular for a priestess, but sure, I'll bite. A volunteer EMT who is trying to decide whether to follow his family's wishes for university.

III EMPRESS Gem A fellow Persona-user in my year. She wants me to help her study for entrance exams, apparently. Not sure why she's asking me, I missed an entire semester? But it's good enough study for me as well.

IV EMPEROR Impulse A fellow Persona-user in my year. He has a single-minded devotion to overworking himself, despite the fact he seems to be trying to prove it's fine for some reason.

V HIEROPHANT Xisuma An older man who hangs out in the local tea shop. Keeps trying to parent me for some reason, although it seems like his relationship with his actual family's a bit less good, so maybe that's why.

VI LOVERS Etho My lab partner. The whole school's obsessed with him for some reason. My only solace is that he seems to be just as disconcerted by that fact as I am.

VII CHARIOT Skizzleman A fellow Persona-user in my year, and my first friend in this town. I'm helping him find a part-time job. He's sort of ridiculously cheerful, but I know he understands me better than most people.

VIII JUSTICE Grian A fellow Persona-user a year below me, although my senior in fighting Shadows. Keeps dragging me into his pranks, although for such a gregarious guy, he's weirdly isolated.

IX HERMIT Joe Hills One of my teachers, and the head of the School Rescue Committee. He's, frankly, the most bizarre guy I know, and I don't know what to make of any of the "wisdom" he tries to impart on us.

X FORTUNE Tango Apparently, he's a bit of a prodigy in the robotics club, but he first came to me to confess he's considering quitting. I have no idea why this is my problem, but Impulse frowned at me about it, so here I am.

XI STRENGTH False A local martial artist who's been decorated with a number of titles. I just wanted her to teach me how to fight better, but apparently, she's starting to doubt her own fighting ability as well.

XII HANGED MAN Jimmy Igor's assistant in the Velvet Room. He's a bit of an idiot, but he's also my idiot. Mostly wants to request I escort him to places in the human world, although he wants specific fusions sometimes too.

XIII DEATH Cleo A "florist" in town who can source us weapons and fence goods from Altered Space. I'm pretty sure she's actually Yakuza, or at least criminal. She and Joe know each other, although strangely, she doesn't seem to remember from where.

XIV TEMPERANCE Iskall and Stress Two priests at the local shrine. I work for them occasionally to help them with odd jobs around town. They share some common past they don't like to talk about.

XV DEVIL Ren The student council president. He's bizarrely mad with power on a good day, which is weird, because he's also bizarrely kickable on a good day. Keeps on trying to rope me into the Student Council.

XVI TOWER Doc An inventor trying to invent a safe new clean energy source. According to rumors, his last try exploded, killing his lab partner, which constantly makes me question why I'm here.

XVII STAR Zedaph Proprietor of the famous local "Mystery Stir Fry Extravaganza". Frankly, his creations terrify me more than Doc's do. I have no idea why this is Impulse's favorite restaurant.

XVIII MOON Mumbo A fellow Persona-user in the year below me. Apparently, he still gets bullied a lot, but he has a scheme to, and I quote, 'learn to be something scary, like a horse.' Good luck with that, mate.

XIX SUN Pearl An artist that I've always admired. Recently, she was in a terrible car accident, and her hands now constantly shake because of it. I still think she can draw organic shapes better than me, though.

XX JUDGEMENT Soul Reappearance Committee Judgement. Hah. I guess you'd call this Judgement Day, sure.

XXI THE WORLD ... It's me.

#smallishsona au #a bee fic #WOO I HAVE THE FINAL LIST OF EVERYONE! #some of joel's descriptions here actually give away the social link plotline #but a FEW of them actually do not. #but WOO HERE ARE THE SOCIAL LINKS! :D

[icy-moons]

dreamworks animation can be pretty hit or miss but when they hit, they really fucking hit

#shrek #httyd #megamind #the bad guys #kung fu panda #prince of egypt #i actually had to look up what other movies dreamworks animation had #and my point still stands #like yeah sure no one remembers mr peabody & sherman but the impact of shrek and the bee movie and megamind. cultural powerhouses #this is an old post but im including puss in boots the last wish on the hits list #also sorry to people who were emotionally attached to peabody & sherman. i also enjoyed that movie but it's just not the others

[goryhorroor]

reblog/or write in the tags some of the movies you watched in school/or your favorite (i'll be adding them to a letterboxd list) here: x

#some of the more obscure ones I kept off the poll #movies #the great gatsby #gandhi #dead poets society #schindler's list #hotel rwanda #lord of the flies #romeo and juliet #the secret life of bees #to kill a mockingbird #all the president’s men #troy

[alonglistofbirds]

still time to vote for this little bug!

Video credit: Greg Baker via Macaulay Library

#sorry stonechat i've given up on you :( #birds #bee hummingbird #non-bird listing #25% poll

[djsadbean]

the ultimate character type for us autistic girlies

#when i say girlies it applies to everyone who wants it to apply to them :D #these are my fav characters AUGH theyre so cool i feel seen and heard when i see them on screen tbh xD #autism girlies have a natural weirdness and silly nature that no neurotypical could hope to achieve /lh #djsadbean rambles #julien solomita dressed in early 2000s mean girls clothes is also on this list ehehe i love that video #wordgirl #violet heaslip #bee and puppycat #mabel pines #gravity falls #beatrice #over the garden wall #meme

[slasherscream]

thinking thoughts about....how much fwb jordan would hate your best friend and is CONVINCED (delusional) about the fact that you're in love with this best friend. so they're never gonna confess because you're in love with someone else. it's bad enough that they fuck you all the time, and hang out with you even more. they're not a total glutton for punishment.

meanwhile, you are hanging off of jordan's every word and lamenting to said friend about them every spare moment available to you.

#bee talks #jordan li x reader #idea list #you: god jordan is so nice and funny and sweet #your best friend who jordan stares holes into every hour on the hour: nice?? they're NICE?? are you out of your MIND

[scary-lasagna]

The creeps playing Lethal Company bc I am obsessed with this game

How do I move

Slender (this spot is reserved for him at this point)

Scared shitless and refuses to move at every little sound

Liu

Helen

Hobo Heart

Jeff

Eyeless Jack

Nina

Puppeteer

Jason

Clockwork

Lost Silver

The Leader

Ben

Tim

Offender

Kate

Lies and says every monster is friendly

Kagekao

Sally

Splendor

Laughing Jack

Jeff

Ben (They all believe him)

Constantly screaming and running

Toby

Liu

Trender

Laughing Jack

Hobo Heart

Jeff

Ben

Nina

Jason

Lost Silver

[Pointing at a dead body] "There's danger afoot!!"

Sally

Brian

Splendor

Slender

Tim

Eyeless Jack

Jason

Makes smoochie sounds at all of the monsters (except Thumper because let's be honest it's fucking terrifying)

Kagekao

Splendor

Laughing Jack

Ben

Nina

Dark Link

Jason

"Oh hey doggie! How are yoOOUAAAAA-"

Toby

Laughing Jack

Hobo Heart

Jeff

Tim

Eyeless Jack

Nina

Lost Silver

The dumbass that gets killed by bees within the first minute of landing

Kagekao

Helen

Trender

Slender

Jeff

Eyeless Jack

Nina

Kate

Spends all of the money on cosmetic and furniture items

Toby

Helen

Splendor

Trender

Nina

Puppeteer

Jason

The Shovel Person (tm)

Brian

Laughing Jack

Jeff

Ben

Kate

The person who stood in front of the shovel and got bonked to death

Trender

Toby

Splendor

Jane

Tim

Nina

Jason

Clockwork

Lost Silver

Terrible sense of direction

Toby

Helen

Laughing Jack

Jane

Eyeless Jack

Nina

Dark Link

Jason

Clockwork

Always falling

Sally

Brian

Helen

Slender

Nina

Kate

Lost Silver

Takes everything way too seriously/roleplay's to death

Brian

Offender

Laughing Jack

Jeff

Ben

Tim

Nina

Dark Link

Jason

Clockwork

Lost Silver

The designated ship guide

Brian

Liu

Helen

Slender

Hobo Heart (he's bad at it but they love him anyway)

Jane

Ben

"ITS WINDING ITSELF! IT'S WINDING ITSESLF!"/"She's doing the fuckin griddy…"

Brian

Trender

Laughing Jack

Jane

Jeff

Ben

Tim

Kate

Dark Link

Clockwork

Lost Silver

#it's me i'm the dumbass with the bee's #lethal company #lethal company au #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta lethal company #creepypasta list #list #jeff the killer #slender #masky #hoodie #creepypasta x reader

[fsanyadarkpaw]

This is all you need to know about me as a person

(also according to Personality database, I have the same personality typology as Volo and others say they can see the similarities.... I guess don't trust me with an icepick huh)

#kin list #my kins #annabeth chase #bee and puppycat #My little women #astarion ancunin #karlach #venti #pavitr prabhakar #irma lair #rapunzel #anne with an e #pidge gunderson #luz noceda #ellie williams #jinx arcane #stranger things #major grom #howl's moving castle #Kinlist

[wonderinc-sonic]

Best Friends as Sibling Games I Played

Sonic & Tails: All of them, but especially; "I'm not touching you, I'm touching the air in front of you!" and hiding eachothers things in impossible places around the house.

Amy & Cream: Making stuffed toys and Sylvanian families have outrageously dramatic storylines; Pulling faces at eachother when hopefully nobody is looking; Pretending they can speak a secret language together.

Babylon Rogues: Knockdown ginger from their bedrooms on the ship (you have to catch them before their safe in their door, often leading to a fight and getting slammed in the doorway).

Shadow and Maria: Ask "but why?" until the other cracks, but neither of them ever cracked before the techs on the ship chucked them out of the lab ("but why?").

Shadow and Rouge: Play cheat with increasingly stupid cheats that they don't call out, e.g. "5 Jacks, I promise" "7 Queens and a Bee" "3 King's credit cards". Their deck of cards is a mix of 3 incomplete playing sets, Pictionary and Articulate cards, and some pieces of paper with doodles on. Omega gets very angry.

Silver and Blaze: Think-Fast! with everything. All things are thrown, none with care. Faces are not off limit, and in fact are bonus points.

Sonic and Knuckles: Kick each other under the table; poking wars; licking the icing off the cake before the other gets it.

Team Chaotix: Think-Fast! but it's Charmy being thrown. Also, general pranks around the house, especially on Vector, who insists he's too old.

#actively looking to augment this list #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #amy rose #cream the rabbit #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #maria robotnik #jet the hawk #wave the swallow #storm the albatross #silver the hedgehog #blaze the cat #charmy bee #espio the chameleon #vector the crocodile #this is too many tags #wonderincs #sonic headcanons #headcanons

[ghouljams]

Saw the "How would Fandom mischaracterize your oc" thing honestly I feel like witch would have a "fuck them kids" mentality, at least in a group setting. Like, why the hell does she have to babysit these grown ass adults? If they do something stupid, that's their fault 😒 she's spent too long worrying about other people, just let her live happily ever after with daddy fae man. People would take her caring, polite, and anxious nature and deem her "mom friend", which I get that she is very mother but let this girl have a BREAK fuck them kids.

I love thinking about the way fandom would mischaracterize or misinterpret my OCs if they were canon characters. It's genuinely one of my favorite past times because it helps me not to fall into those same reductions of character.

You're absolutely right, too many people would take Witch's "older sister syndrome" and plug her in as the soft caring mom friend, lots of fretting over people, and being the group therapist, probably making her more emotional (and emotionally intelligent) than she actually is and cutting her power down in favor of being a damsel for Daddy Price. Witch is not about to mother full grown adults, these people need to figure their shit out because she's so tired of these damn adults acting like kids. Actual kids? Sure she'll mother them but those are real children. Witch has spent her whole life worrying over people, Price is the first person to tell her she doesn't have to do that so she's taking it and RUNNING.

Honestly I think the most egregious mischaracterization of one of my OCs would be Miss Moon. People would take her anxiety and all her internal struggles with being "good enough" and turn her into a "precious cinnamon roll, too good for this world" sort of character. Absolutely ignoring her wonderful mean-ness, and the fact that she is an actual criminal.

#ghoul speaks #what other horrible fandom takes would people have about my characters.... #crybaby would be reduced to nothing more than a victim of Threat #despite the fact that Crybaby is lowkey holding threat hostage #Bee would be reduced to a bimbo #Birdie would probably get reduced to bad stereotypes that have nothing to do with her actual character #Goose and Love would be so divisive I think #fandom can't handle complex characters #Threat fans would be on every dni list lmao

[phddyke]

What Blitz doesn’t know:

1. Stolas’s marriage is abusive

* He might not even know it’s bad. All he’s seen is royal portraits of their happy family together as he’s been led through the halls, and the Hellhound security team brought him in after Stella finished her rant. Based on his expression after Ozzie implies their affair ruined Stolas’s marriage/relationship with his daughter, he feels guilt about that. Maybe he feels like a homewrecker.

* I’m not entirely sure he knows Stolas asked for a divorce immediately after their one-night stand. Based on the pilot, he ran away with the book too fast to hear him.

* And, by that token, he doesn’t have a clue Striker was hired by Stella to not only kill Stolas but torture him first (and he never told Stolas Striker was a danger because he didn’t think he was especially unique, and now feels bad about that, I’m sure).

2. That his reaction in Ozzie’s was about being humiliated in front of so many people, not actually because he was ashamed of Blitzø.

3. By that same token, Stolas only responding with “okay” when Blitz says that their relationship is clearly only about “wanting me to fuck you” was NOT actually confirmation that Blitz’s suspicions were correct.

4. Stolas’s text messages were him trying to reassure Blitz he doesn’t have to do anything he doesn’t want—he just became really unclear about what he wants in the process, which makes it look like he doesn’t want him to visit.

5. That he improved Stolas’s life, he didn’t ruin it. Because of Blitz, he got the closest he ever did to telling his daughter the truth about his relationship, asked for a divorce, and even after Ozzie’s he stood up for himself and DEMANDED the divorce! Not to mention Blitz clearly gave him the only happiness he had in a while.

6. The only pictures Stolas has on his phone of them make it look like Blitz is constantly annoyed by his presence.

7. He has absolutely no clue whatsoever about Blitzø’s feelings. None.

8. Striker made fun of him about the fact that Blitz didn’t come to save him.

9. He probably offered for Blitz to be his bodyguard because Stella said “Can you imagine if he didn’t have money!”, so he doesn’t think anyone will have sex with/hang out with him if money isn’t involved.

10. Stolas isn’t actually racist or classist, it’s more like he says things thoughtlessly and is blinded by privilege in many aspects. But he doesn’t have some weird fetish for imps.

11. Stolas loves him!! We all know he’s a horny motherfucker but he does deeply love Blitz so much.

What Stolas doesn’t know:

Oh man, where do I start.

1. Blitzø’s biggest fear is dying alone.

2. He’s afraid to get close to Stolas because of commitment issues and the “eventually everyone goes” mentality, BUT also because of the race/class difference he’s scared to lose his freedom and basically become one of Stolas’s servants.

3. He comes toward Stolas in the hallucination anyway. Away from everyone else and toward him. (Crawls toward him, in fact.)

4. That he stole Verosika’s car, ran three rings to Wrath, maxed her credit cards on shitty horseback-riding lessons, and left her to pay for the hotel room while they were dating. (He does know that Blitz was a selfish lover to her and broke her heart, though.)

5. He’s in awe of Stolas. You can see it when he sees his demon form when Stolas saves him, when he puts on his human disguise, and when he’s being trampled on the ground and sees Stolas’s tail feathers as he’s being carried away above him. He’s put him on such a pedestal that 1) he can’t believe Stolas would ever love him back and 2) he’s forgotten that Stolas is mortal and can be hurt, both emotionally and physically.

6. Blitzø has no idea of Stolas’s feelings toward him—since episode 2 we’ve been aware that he’s operating under the assumption that “no one” loves him, and since Ozzie’s we know Blitzø thinks that Stolas makes it clear “all the time” that their arrangement doesn’t go deeper than fucking. Therefore, when he invited him to the date at Ozzie’s, he wasn’t cruelly playing with his feelings; he had no idea said feelings existed (though, he probably should’ve been honest that he wanted to spy on M&M). Even when Moxxie says, “He seems to like you, sir,” Blitzø responds with “Okay, my dick is GOOD—but it is not that good,” misinterpreting Moxxie’s observation of Stolas’s feelings for him as Stolas’s sexual interest in him.

7. His “oh yeah…I guess it is, huh” when Stolas called Ozzie’s their first “real” date wasn’t him being like “ew I don’t wanna go on a date with this guy,” but more like “Oh right…this is our first real date and I’m using it to spy on M&M, this isn’t really how I wanted our first ‘real’ date to be.”

8. Blitzø’s obsession with M&M stems from his own desire to have a happy, healthy, monogamous marriage like they do, despite constantly mocking them about it.

9. Blitzø has a picture of Stolas asleep and himself looking happy to be cuddled up with him forefront on his phone.

10. Blitzø has scratched himself out of every picture of himself, his friends, his daughter (and twin sister) on his walls.

11. The betrayed look on his face—the “I knew this was going to happen but I was hoping it wouldn’t” when Stolas covered his face at Ozzie’s.

12. How concerned he looked when Stolas said “I seem to have been stolen by your little cowboy friend,” how much MORE concerned he looked when Striker spoke to him directly, that he was so furious he broke his phone AND damaged his car after that before he started driving recklessly and seemed to be seriously contemplating going for Stolas himself. He even grilled M&M on their ability to do so, rushed through the doctor’s appointment, vented about it in the waiting room, and looked so happy when he thought they’d brought Stolas back safe and sound. (Didn’t even correct the doctor who called him “Bingo,” just wanted to get out of there.)

13. The look on his face and the genuine surprise when he said “he can get HURT?” Not to mention the “Stolas got what?” and the crack in his voice when he said “how?”

14. When he said “If you promise this isn’t some fuck-fest invite it does sound like a blast and a half,” he wasn’t annoyed with Stolas, he was annoyed that the only thing he thought Stolas cared about was sex with him.

15. That he changed the screaming sound of Stolas’s ringtone to a cute bird one and presumably changed the contact name from “Creepy Mouth (aka one night stand bird dick)” to his actual name. Not to mention, his ringtone for Loona is a dog one—what does it say that he made Stolas’s a bird one?

16. When Blitzø is giving Stolas that weird look when they meet as children, he’s not finding kid!Stolas weird or annoying, he’s weirded out because Stolas’s father is there acting like a jackass and hitting him in front of Blitzø. (It took me multiple rewatches to notice that one, actually.)

17. That despite saying “We ain’t bodyguards. That was a one-time thing we did badly,” he saved Stolas from Striker the first time without 1) being asked or 2) paid to do it. He just did—and didn’t tell him afterwards in order to receive any type of accolades. He saved him quietly.

18. He didn’t actually deny that Stolas was his boyfriend when that’s what Millie called him.

19. Striker was the first person outside of I.M.P. to call Blitzø on his feelings for Stolas—and mock him for them.

20. “I’ll take the first watch” and “You guys better go make sure Stolas is okay” in Loo Loo Land.

21. Blitz tried to get his attention when he was attempting to break into Stolas’s room. That’s gotta mean something, idk what.

22. Blitzø lied to everyone, including himself, that he had to sleep with Stolas to get the Grimoire when he actually did that AND spent the entire night with him of his own free will (which actually jeopardized his mission, let alone helped it).

23. Blitz remembered him for over two decades—Stolas had forgotten him until he showed up again, it seems.

24. Blitzø had a chance to go home with Cash Buckzo but he stayed and played with Stolas instead.

25. He was about to say something when Fizzarolli called his love life “a pile of shit” before Verosika cut him off. He also looks at Stolas and back when Fizz sings, “Some nerve you’ve got to comment on a relationship.”

26. He cried after Ozzie’s.

* He got wasted off his ass after Ozzie’s.

* He said he could drink Queen Bee-lzebub under the table because “you have no idea what kind of night I’ve had” and told Loona he had “a really shitty day.”

* He was gonna have sex with a dude who looked like Stolas but in the end got rid of him—and requested a man by the same name as the lead in the soap opera Stolas also watches.

* He made out with, at minimum, four strangers (if Dennis was in the five-person makeout).

* He cried that Fizz was right that he was gonna die alone again.

* Even though he couldn’t remember Dennis’s name when they’d been making out ten seconds ago, the last word on his lips before he fell asleep was “Stolas” (he also seems to have gone in increasing order of importance with the names he muttered).

27. That he slept with Chaz, but said he was terrible in bed, used him for information, and snuck out as soon as Chaz was asleep instead of staying beside him all night.

28. That Blitzø was paid to hang out with him that day (though thankfully neither of them know that he was only worth $5 and a slim-fit condom to Cash Buckzo), and he didn’t want to steal from him.

29. How scared Blitz looked when he was being led back to Stolas’s room after he said “I will deal with him accordingly.”

30. He’s almost definitely reading Stolas’s apologetic and “only if you want!” texts as lack of interest.

31. How hurt/annoyed Blitz is every time Stolas thoughtlessly says something about imps, which is especially prevalent in “Harvest Moon Festival.”

32. Despite the persona he puts on and what Stolas probably believes because of that persona, Blitzø is clearly struggling with self-hatred and self-worth issues in general.

33. How much it’s going to hurt Blitzø when he reaches out and Stolas rejects him (or what he’s going to see as Stolas’s rejection when he gives him the crystal)—because that’s exactly what happened with his sister. For all we know, Stolas isn’t even aware that Blitzø has a twin sister.

34. He loves Stolas with everything he has and deep down he’s aware of that, even if he’s lying to himself about it.

Conclusion: AHHHHHH

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