#beel blurbs

[jazeswhbhaven]

Hang Up Raphael, I'm gonna get to know him better ♱♡‿♡♰ (Christmas Miracle L-Card PROLOGUE Spoilers II)

Ooo he's feisty. But really he's telling you to check out the previous post before you continue ->

But if you've already checked it out, let's goo :D

*heavy breathing* Yeah uh just a moment I need to shower real quick, wait I forgot you like it dirty...uh yeah it's right here ready for you bring that hungry mouf hereeeeee *cough* OKAY so :D

We left off where he was critiquing the food from the stalls and then he turns to MC and says that little fucking line and it has me over here losing it because truly....I know he means more of like in a taunting way instead of sexual but come on Raph, pleassseeee

So Beel at this point is done with his shit lol and is saying if you aren't here for fun then clearly you're here to pick a fight. (intensely stares at Beel's sprite because his chest is looking mighty nice)

RAPHAEL WHAT

Like, I know this is just them speaking to each other on a enemies level, but something feels sexually charged here. "Want me to murder you?" "Yeah only if you let me punish you" Now my brain is swimming with enemies fucking each other and the dominance struggle and Raphael trying to top but Beel wins because he's simply just that much more powerful and stronger.

But, let me get back on task, sorry <3

So inbetween this time, Raphael challenges Beel by spitting a fucking meat bone in his direction with such force it nearly takes his head off. Which is pretty impressive if I say so myself. Amon gets trigger happy and defends his majesty but the bullets deflect? Stolas tries next bringing out a whole tommy gun and whelp all the bullets miss and start hitting the stalls instead. At this point, since I read this prologue already I understand why this is happening, though when I first read it I was like WAIT IS RAPHAEL INVINCIBLE??? Lmao Beel even brought out his whip and it didn't even get close to him. But again Beel is the one that points out that it's the christmas miracle that is stopping all the attacks. And MC is like OH WOW SO THATS WHY NOTHING IS WORKING

Raphael here tells MC to shut up and covers his ears (so neurodivergent coded, not liking sudden loud sounds lol) it's okay bby I'll get you some earmuffs.

So after it's pointed out that it's a christmas miracle, Raphael is excited and wants to test out how long they got until his attacks can go through. (A menace I swear) And Beel accepts that challenge

So Raphael points a skewer with meat on it toward Beel to mess with him and my bitey king does this sexy ass shit where he eats the entire fucking thing (and possibly Raph's hand if he chose)

I am not strong, the pervy thoughts are always in my head. "Shall we do it somewhere" is where my brain stopped processing and went back to the enemies fucking once more lmao

But it did have me wonder where Beel wanted to post up for this duel of theirs...and boy do we find out what he means...

And wham bam, Bael is escorting MC to the meeting place that Beel told him to come at night. Given that Bael is pissed off he didn't exactly say where he just gave some general ass description and they were walking around all night trying to figure out where he was lol

Oh shit, an S&M club???? Now we're talking!

In my longfic btw, I have my MC randomly visiting Avisos and I do have a specific club I headcanon that she would go to in Avisos and Amon was the one to take her and she ends up filling in for a dancer that called in and that's how Beel met her! It was sort of similar to the vibe of this club lights wise, but yeah just dancing and drinking and strippers, no kinky stuff.

But I wouldn't put it past Avisos to have a place like this and only because of the type of atmosphere it has. This is why this place would be fucking dangerous for me because I would be in and out of those clubs like mad just observing. IRL though, there are such things at Fetish Balls and what not and I don't attend those, mostly because it's for a certain crowd and meh while I do enjoy talking about kinks I do not actively participate in them with others.

Continuing on though

I'm crying because Bael is just like "Oh you haven't been?" As if someone is just gonna be visiting these kinds of clubs all the time. Surely it's normal for them but come on Bael this is adorable lol

MC does show interest in wanting to go to one and I like that it shows a bit of that pervy character that's been missing a bit. Like ngl for the most part in the main story MC has been very sheepish when I'm wanting like full on "I'm always fucking lewd like lets fuck rn pretty much" and maybe I'm putting too much expectation on MC but come on...if canon wise MC is a woman....what's so bad about her being FORWARDLY horny all the time? Show that to me please. No holding back.

Moving on,

Bael and MC go toward the commotion in the back of the club and we find out they got my bby Raphael all strapped up

Like he was struggling so hard he was creating marks and bruises from the chains on himself. Even in Michael's story he didn't struggle too much, he was just kinda sitting here with minimal resistance. It makes me wonder if between these two angels, one just knows how to conserve energy and the other is just fucking wild.

Ooop!

Well at least we know he still has that murderous energy.

Lmao fucking Beel. So he's been hitting Raph with this whip I'm guessing, you know the kind you use during impact play, and Raph is not having a great time.

Bael runs over to Beel to chew him out though about how he didn't really give specifics on where'd he be and Beel is just like :D heyyyy bestie, you're late tho.

Lmao see? lmao Bael is so fucking done with his shit.

So Beel further explains how they got Raph in there in the first place, stating that he hasn't been able to attack them so with the devils in mass numbers they were able to pin him down and drag him to the club where he was throwing a fucking fit

And Beel got the idea that well since you're already tied up might as well play with you for a little bit. Lol

This is so hot of him, I swear this prologue is hitting me on all fucking sides because not only do we have Raphael acting like a cocky bastard, we have Beel acting like a sexy bitch and my coochie can't take much more of this. My body will detach from me at this rate.

Also yeah Raphael clearly fucked up the store, he probably knew what goes on in an S&M club and didn't want to go in and the funny part is since I saw that one comic, it's possible that this triggers memories of him walking in on God and Solomon bumping booties and perhaps doing a bit of kinky things so he doesn't want to be around that because it makes him go rabid.

But that's me having my theories.

Raphael was going on about how he's gonna give everyone divine punishment once he gets out of those chains yadda ya whatever bby please keep barking at me while I call you a good boy <3

He is cute MC, I'm glad we agree on this. He's just being a brat.

I love Bael. He's having a great time watching an enemy be the subject of humiliation. Again we are getting into those questionable themes of dubcon/noncon, degradation, public humiliation, etc., and some of this may very well be too much for most players. Btw if at any time any of these subjects bother anyone, please remind me to tag them appropriately so you can avoid any posts that have this mentioned if you still enjoy my other rambles and such!! I'd like to make sure I'm being respectful of boundaries.

Back to the h0rni..... So Beel invited MC to play around with Raph first and MC plays the whole "who me?" act and Beel is like nuh uh none of that you know what I mean....and he starts doing this?????

What do you wanna do with MC/me???? *nervously sweats*

PACK IT THE FUCK UP IM SWALLOWING HIS COCK IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THAT CLUB DAMMIT

I am so fucking serious that they make Beel so deliciously lewd....like it's bad enough Satan and Mammon carry their own energy of horny, but this devil right fucking here is overflowing with it. The fact that MC is always fucking wet around him is proof in the pudding.

The whole S&M club will have to wait on me playing with my angel bby because Beel has been teasing this entire prologue and I'm about to bust it's not even funny.

But, alas MC is agreeing to play with Raphael...and with the gifts that Beel gave them for christmas as an idea. But alas...

Raph is not having it...not one fucking bit lol

I'd like to be delulu that he's just being bratty, but I'm really interested in the story so I can see how it is that we arouse him because he's so against it at first....maybe there's just something about MC's touch that the angels are unable to withstand? And also his card shows those piercings and since Beel is known for his piercings....I wonder if he did that to him. But I'll never know unless someone shares spoilers of the story on here or on reddit or something T^T

pstttt if you have his card somehow and don't mind sharing with me I'd be forever grateful

So it cuts off here on Raph's prologue which honestly I think ran a bit longer than Mike's, but at the same time I noticed they didn't show his sprite dressed up like his card and I wonder if it's possibly because it will show up later like that with him wearing the ball gag and stuff. I'm happy for you all to sit with me through another prologue playthru <3 There's more to post (these take me well over an hour to create phew...I'm still working on Beel's event and that may be a 3 parter tbh because of how long it is) See you next time (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡-your lovely admin

#what in hell is bad #whb #whb raphael #game playthrus🖤 #whb event #raphael blurbs👼 #beel is so hot in this i swear #you'll be seeing a lot of beel brain rot in this post

[bbnibini]

One thing that I think about a lot is that we have gradually lost the Beelzebub who is capable of being crafty and manipulative as seasons and new lessons passed. OG's season 1 Beelzebub who can be as calculating and intelligent as his twin, but chooses not to...unless it's to protect the people he cares about. I miss him.

#maybe cause not everyone played the og #but i remember around season 1 there was the time luke went to HoL since he got into a fight with Simeon #and Beel single-handedly managed to convince Lucifer that everything was not amiss and helped MC hide Luke #idk i miss that Beel i just miss Beel so much writing potential for him to be just the 'hungry haha comic relief' #btw i haven't read nb past season 1 im burnt out #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me beelzebub #blurbs #delete later

[lou-struck]

Operation: Stay Away Cupid

Obey Me Brothers and Datables x reader

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

With Valentines Day Approaching in the Devildom, Solomon decides to play a little prank on others, with an oblivious you in the middle of it.

a/n: I wanted to do a little background before posting the little blurbs.

Introduction:

Solomon knows that all eyes are on him right now; 

"What is it, Solomon?" Diavolo asks, the friendly smile on his face making him feel almost bad enough to not go through with this little prank of his.

Using the poker face it had taken him, hundreds of years to perfect, he glances slowly around the room and takes a deep breath for suspense. "Valentine's day is fast approaching, so I need to warn you all about the danger Mc is in." At the mention of you being in any sort of danger, everyone sits up a bit straighter and stares at the Sorcerer intently.

"Oi, what do you mean MC is in danger?" Mammon yells, springing from his seat.

"Sit down, Mammon," his elder brother practically growls, yanking him into his seat by the hem of his jacket.

The crowd is silent and waiting expectantly for Solomon to continue. 

He grabs the back end of a podium tightly; if his little prank of his is to work, he needs to make sure that no one in this room has ever heard of the little tale he has spun. 

"In the human world, there is a creature that appears on Valentine's Day. Its sole purpose is to go around and shoot people with magic arrows to make them fall in love. But this creature is mischievous and likes to make people fall in love with the wrong sort of people."

"What exactly do you mean by the wrong sort of people?" the Demon Lord asks. 

Solomon lets his features fall as he meets the Prince's eye. "Someone who would mistreat them, Cupid thinks it's funny to see how humans come crawling back to someone who isn't worthy of their love.

Barbados furrows his brow, "A Cupid? I don't think I have ever seen one before."

Ignoring the butler's statement, he continues his lesson. "They also do not like it when someone has too many suitors to choose from." He adds, giving the group a once-over. With a wave of his hand, stacks of research materials magically appear in the laps of his audience of growingly angry angels and demons, who stare at the piles of cheesy Valentine's Day cards and short stories.

Fire blazes in Satan's green eyes as he speaks, "And that would be us, wouldn't it? "

'This little prank is going well.' Solomon thinks to himself as everyone is beginning to understand why their sweet human is being targeted.

"It would," he says solemnly, shaking his head. "Sometimes Cupid can get a bit jealous; I believe the reason why they are being targeted is that the creature wants Mc to be forced to fall in love with it instead."

"That kind of magic exists?" Simeon mumbles, staring at the image of the white-winged baby intently. "I never thought something that looks as innocent as this could be capable of such unthinkable deeds."

"So, if Mc gets hit with one of these Arrows, they won't love me anymore?" Asmodeus asks, his peach-colored eyes turning glassy at the thought.

"Should we tell them?" Beel asks softly; the snack he has been munching on now sits discarded next to him.

Before the Sorcerer can even open his mouth to object, he is cut off by Lucifer. "Absolutely not; if we tell them, they could get scared. Let's focus on keeping this beast away from them."

"Well, what are we supposed to do about this, huh?" Mammon says, staring at the other human exactly.

"Obviously, we are going to protect them," Levi mumbles finally.

The Sorcerer snaps his fingers, "That. Is exactly what we are going to do. So if any of us are out with them later, they'll have to protect them.

"Won't we be affected if we get hit by the arrows?" The youngest brother asks, clutching his large pillow with a vice-like grip.

Being prepared for this question, the Sorcerer shakes his head. "No, none of us are human enough to be affected by the magic."

He gives them each a conversation heart from the box he picked up at a Human world grocery store. "Take this; It will help you see through its magic and spot the signs that it's near; I wrote down a few other things to look out for," Solomon says, eating one of the candied hearts as everyone else does the same.

"So what now?" Mammon asks, swallowing the candy whole.

Solomon grins and clasps his hands together. "Now that that's settled let Operation Stay Away Cupid Commence."

~ How will everyone handle protecting you from Cupid's Nonexistent Arrows? Parts 2-4 to come!

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[astaroth1357]

I'm probably just the last person to notice this, but I'm kind of living for the trashy headlines they keep posting on the birthday showcases. It's happened at least twice now.

From Beel/Belphie's and-

Our current one right now. I have no idea who is in charge of coming up with these one-off text blurbs, but I see you, random Dev, and I respect the quiet chaos you're seeding out there. 😌

#the OM version of TikTok is TokTik. #don't fight me this is apparently canon #also didn't know i wanted sea shanty levi until now #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me thoughts #obey me leviathan #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub

[fullofbees]

A headcanon blurb about an MC who prefers gentle forehead touches over kisses - for my girlfriend.

CW: None!

»»----------► Reader is Gender Neutral, All Brothers mentioned

Pride swelled in his chest when you had expressed your preference to him. Considering how nervous and scared around him you used to be, he knows that your confidence must have grown in order for you to be so bold. He totally hasn't lied awake at night at the idea that you might trust him enough that you're willing to place your comfort in his hands. It feels so sweet to press his forehead to yours, to let his walls down and lay his own heart at your feet.

He didn't understand the appeal at first, and spent at least a day sulking in his room because the moron in him couldn't help but feel that you didn't like him anymore. Until one day, when you and Beel were heading out to try out Hells Kitchen's newest menu item (and a modeling gig kept him from third-wheeling), you pressed your forehead to his. Blood rushed to his cheeks as the memory of when you forged your pact resurfaced. He was upset back then, but now each forehead touch reminds him of the fateful day where you chose him as your first man.

Conflicted to say the least. His late night gaming sessions have led to days where he foregoes brushing his teeth. He's happy to keep his mouth shut and press your foreheads together so he won't repulse you with his bad breath. However, his anxiety creeps in, telling him that you already find him repulsive, and that this is the only way you can stand to touch him. He's scared to initiate the contact, but it becomes easier over time, as you always meet him halfway. Once comfortable, he's constantly doing it, saying that it helps ground him when his thoughts get the best of him.

Ecstatic at the idea!! After all, cats show affection by bumping their heads against you, and he has no problem switching to mimicking feline behavior. He might get a bit carried away though; accidentally bonking you too hard, or acting so feline that he also rubs his cheeks against your head. You find it cute though, and play along by scratching behind his ears or petting his hair.

Always one for the dramatics, Asmodeus whines about what a lack of kisses could do to a demon. Are you trying to kill him? It feels like you're trying to kill him. Once his little fit is over, Asmo is still extra with his affection. He holds your head still, pressing his forehead to yours for a moment, before leaning in and rubbing his nose against yours. He always pulls away with a sigh and a comment about the "sorry state of your lips," as he reaches for his lip gloss.

The gentle giant just goes with the flow. You have to time it right though, since his height means he has to bend down to meet you, and his constantly snacking means you'll likely get a face full of crumbs. It's wonderful for his Fangol games though, as you just have to lean over the railing of the spectator seats to give him a congratulatory bonk.

Considering how he already smothers you when you take naps together, forehead touches are easy to integrate into the routine. Though it sometimes leads to weird positions, because Belphie knows you'll entertain all his stupid ideas. The hardest was when he still wanted you to lie on top of him - something about missing the weight - and it felt like you were giving terrible CPR to a training dummy.

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[obae-me]

Overtired obey me characters? Over tired obey me characters.

Overtired Obey Me characters? Hmm yes yes, this is very good, a very good image indeed. I’ve included little blurbs for all the characters minus mephisto, thirteen, and raphiel! 

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Lucifer is well known for this. It always seems that he runs entirely on coffee and spite. Taking care of his brothers and helping Diavolo run a kingdom isn’t exactly the lightest of workloads, and with his perfectionism, he’ll stop short of nothing of exemplary. Of course, in doing so, he often neglects his own needs, sometimes believing that he’s simply controlling himself by not giving into temptation like his brothers. Perhaps just an excuse he tells himself to push himself to work harder. It doesn’t always spiral out of hand, he tends to know his limits, but there are days that are worse than others. Days when he’s so tired he’ll go to the kitchen to finally fetch himself some food only to forget why he went there in the first place, walking out with simply a cup of tea or coffee instead. Other days he’ll refuse to sleep until his paperwork is done, falling asleep at his desk as soon as he signs his signature on the last page, missing breakfast the next morning.

He’s softer when he’s exhausted, his more hidden feelings coming to light, the burning Pride faltering as he has no further energy to fuel his sin’s flame. Grumpiness and irritation takes more vivacity than it seems, so he doesn’t even have the wherewithal for those emotions. He’ll misplace things, wander confused around the halls, speak in a tone so soft it almost scares his brothers more than when he sounds frustrated. Even the Anti-Lucifer League can hardly find it in them to mess with him when he’s this gone. It’s no fun pranking him anyway when he’ll hardly react to it... Plus if they get too close, he might coddle them, and that’s the last thing they want. 

His brothers do try to help, even the...disgruntled ones. Who knows how that relaxing book of poems and the stray pillow landed in Lucifer’s office? Mammon does what he does best. Stealing. Where did Lucifer’s paperwork go? Who knows? Maybe Lucifer would find them the next morning. Beel makes sure Lucifer eats, ensuring it makes the body warm and tired. Why does the House smell like comforting lavender and chamomile? Asmo certainly didn’t have a hand in that. Of course not.  

He’s usually quite intuitive when it comes to his brothers antics, but by the time he figures out they’re all coaxing him to sleep, it’s too late. Heavy eyelids can only stay open for so long. He struggles with his pride, trying to determine whether it’s better to finally give in, sleeping in his bed for once, or sticking out as long as he can, falling asleep in his office chair or one of the House’s many couches. If he doesn’t manage to make it to bed, he’ll find himself there when he wakes up with no memory of actually getting in on his own, although none of the brothers will admit to moving him, keeping his Pride intact...mostly.

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Mammon being exhausted is a pretty rare sight. Everyone always jokes about how much they wish he would just sit down and be quiet, leave them alone, stay out of trouble. It’s not until he actually does that everyone becomes concerned. It’s very uncommon, but not unheard of. He does work part-time jobs to earn more money, not including his photoshoots he has fairly often. Both of those, plus classes, plus dealing with Lucifer’s punishments, plus his brothers constant beratements, plus taking the time to keep an eye on his siblings even if they’re unaware he is...it can make even the Great Mammon run ragged. While the brothers might constantly say that they wish for the day their greedy brother takes things seriously...it’s only because they’re terrified when it does happen. And it does happen. 

When he’s overtired, everyone is suddenly reminded who the second-oldest truly is. When it comes down to the wire, time is money, and when he’s pushed too far, he won’t waste his energy. No jokes. No distractions. He will order his brothers around if they bother him, telling them to be quiet, to stop fighting, to leave him alone, all with too much of a serious tone in his eyes. They all listen. You never mess around with the happy-go-lucky person when they suddenly become gravely stern. He gets snappy, stressed, tense, resembling Lucifer a little too much. It bothers everyone, including the eldest, who would much rather have his typical little brother back despite the trouble he can get himself into. 

So, they pamper him. Something they would never do under normal circumstances, Mammon being Greed after all, but when he gets like this, feeding his Greed is the best way to get him back to normal. They’ll give him small gifts, ones that have more meaning behind them rather than monetary value. All the while, they give him little bits of praise, chipping away at the dour tones to his face, coaxing the loving fun-hearted Mammon to come through. They can’t stand seeing their big brother like this. It makes the House feel colder...quieter. Sometimes it takes a while, but after enough care, Mammon gives in, melting at the attention he’s been given. 

This is the only time he can seem to accept the love from his brothers without turning into a full tsundere. The brothers then take advantage of this, all encouraging him to sleep, before they all can get embarrassed by his genuine affection. But the Greed tempts him to stay awake. He wants more moments like these...Occasionally he’ll drag himself away on his own, but more often than not, Lucifer will be the one to force him to bed, leading him away with a simple hand on his shoulder. Mammon won’t fight him on this. He’ll remember every detail and keep it close to his heart...and desperately deny out-loud having any knowledge of any of that ever happening. 

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Levi has hardly a healthy sleeping schedule anyway, if you can even call what he has a sleep schedule to begin with. Levi being tired is not out of the ordinary. Gaming, reading manga, on an anime binge, standing in line for something exclusive, there’s not enough hours in the day for him to do what he wants to do. He gets his energy back through energy drinks or taking AFK ‘breaks’ to take a twenty minute nap.  Somehow, against all odds, this usually works for him. However, it never lasts forever, there’s bound to be a wall for him to crash into. And when he crashes, he crashes hard. There’s a point when he crosses over from just being tired to being burnt-out completely, the passionate and excitable personality snuffed out. 

When he gets like this, he’s hardly recognizable. He gets apathetic. Silent. Unmotivated. It worries his brothers greatly. Sure, they can find his endless rants to be a bit draining, and when he drags them into raffles or contests sometimes they find themselves irritated at the inconvenience, but when he can no longer find the energy to care for anything? When he sits at the table and doesn’t bring a game down with him? When someone brings up TSL and he doesn’t even blink? It sends the house through a red alert. 

They all remember his favorite things, partially because in some deeper part of them, they do care, but also because more often than not, Levi ensures they can’t forget about it. So they try to pull it out of him, all of them almost sounding like a copy of Levi in their own right, each of them coming to him constantly to talk about the interests they share. Lucifer will come and ramble on about the interesting facts about the musical scores of certain games or movies. Mammon will come in and play video games with him. Satan will try to discuss plot points of manga stories. Asmo will dress him up in cosplay. Beel will talk about themed cafes he wants to visit, and Belphie will throw --sometimes quite literally-- Levi’s own plushies and character blankets at him. 

Even if he doesn’t realize it in the moment, it’s comforting for Levi to hear his brothers all talk about what he likes. He’s not been ignored, he’s not strange. They listen, and it’s not just for show. This lulls Levi to sleep little by little, mostly because he’s no longer as stressed, but also perhaps, because listening to all his brothers talk for so long exhausts him. He’s used to doing the talking, not receiving it. Either way, it works. He can fall asleep rather instantly, simply nodding off wherever he might be. One of the brothers, usually the older ones, takes him back to his room, comforted when they hear him mutter something about Ruri-chan in his sleep. 

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Satan does his best to get proper rest. However, sometimes time does get the best of him. When you get into a good book, it can whisk you away, making you forget about everything else...including taking care of himself. He usually makes up for the lack of sleep by resting well the next night, so it’s not normally an issue. However, every so often, Satan will get ahold of a series, and well...that can lead to a few sleepless nights all in a row. Or he might stay up too late watching cat videos...or planning pranks for Lucifer. It’s rare to have Satan push himself so much that he’s just one step away from collapsing, but it does happen. When it does, the control that he works so hard to keep up slips from his fingers. It’s not always the wrath though, it’s any emotion. 

Once he gets to this point, his moods have the tendency to be all over the place, switching at any given time based off of any circumstance. He can be overly giddy at one moment, and then crying the next. People can only hope that the wrong thing doesn’t set him on a wrath rampage. With the hold on his control loosened, who knows the type of damage he can do if he gets angry? He always holds himself so maturely, people often forget he’s still one of the younger brothers. It’s easier to remember once he gets like this.

Walking on metaphorical egg-shells, each brother will attempt to stabilize his mood. It’s quite like giving attention to a cat, staying a little on edge for when the soft purrs might turn into sharp claws. If he’s crying, certain brothers will rush in to comfort him. Asmo and Beel are best for that. If he’s panicked, others specialize in using logic to calm him down. Lucifer and Belphie know how to better appeal to that side of him. If Satan is suddenly finding everything hysterical, Levi and Mammon find themselves capable of pulling him back down to earth, laughing along with him. And if Satan suddenly turns angry? It’s all hands on deck. Everyone has a special folder of cat photos and videos on their D.D.D. for Satan Emergencies. 

Unfortunately, none of them can try to get him to sleep until he does so on his own. Satan always secretly feels the need to prove himself, frustrated if anyone opposes his independence. The stubbornness of a middle child is an odd one indeed. The best way to handle this situation is to simply be there for him, making sure he’s cared for and no damage is done until his emotions burn him through completely. Sometimes they can encourage this process by making him listen to the sound of cats purring or even reading a book out loud for him so he can rest his eyes. Everyone can breathe a collective sigh of relief when Satan finally curls up asleep, sometimes in some odd corner of the House, finally peaceful. 

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Asmo works hard to take good care of himself, sleep being one of those things. Sleep does plenty of good things for your body! His nightly self-care routine is one of his favorite parts of the day. But...he is one of the party animals of the family...and demons throw wild parties. Every so often, he’ll go days without sleep, going to a different party each night, because he can’t let down his adoring fans! Plus he can’t deny he adores the attention. But parties don’t last forever, and neither does Asmo’s energy or tolerance. ‘Too much of a good thing’ does in fact exist. Social media upkeep, fan-mail, meet-and-greets, research on trends, inventing new trends, constant attention, if he gets too much at once, he can fizzle. 

The days that Asmo is so exhausted he doesn’t want anyone to even look at him, you know it’s bad. It’s not even that he’s feeling self-conscious, it’s just that his lust has turned to disgust. Nothing’s cute anymore, just a pain, an eyesore. Don’t look at him, don’t touch him, don’t talk to him. Everything is overstimulating. Even the lights seem too bright. It bothers him. He gets snappy, crabby, going so far as to avoid his brothers and even the public to try to catch his breath and settle his muddled mind. It’s worrying to say the least, and all the brothers know that it’s in their best interest to get Asmo properly rested. Mostly because they care for him, but they also know that if Asmo quits pleasing the masses, there’s bound to be a riot at their door sooner rather than later. 

Caring for Asmo when he’s like this is a very delicate process. It has to be a proper balance of giving him plenty of space, but also taking care of him at the same time. They usually take turns, coming up to his door one at a time, plenty of space between visits. Typically, they simply knock at his door gently, knowing that he might not check his phone if they try to text him. None of them will say too much, just leaving things by his door to pick up when he feels like it. Sweet snacks, a warm cup of tea, a bouquet of flowers, sometimes little notes of encouragement...because even the most confident of people need that sometimes. No needless flattery or compliments, just little phrases of support. 

After enough personal time, he will get a bit lonely...perhaps very lonely. The next brother to knock will be pleasantly surprised when Asmo opens the door for them. He’ll rest willingly on his own...just not...alone. He wants someone there to comfort him while he sleeps. Even just having another body in the room helps him calm down. He loves himself, but there’s only so much warmth a reflection in the mirror can give. He might toss and turn for a while, a few tears slipping from his eyes, but if one of his brothers tuck him in, he’ll settle easier. With those little notes from his brother surrounding him, he’ll be reminded of how much he’s loved. Not just admired, but loved. He’ll sleep easier after that, the brother that’s with him turning off his lights. 

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Beel might work out the hardest, but he hardly ever gets overtired. Belphie helps some in that aspect, making sure his twin gets plenty of rest. Besides, they share a room, so Beel makes sure not to stay up too late as to not disturb Belphie out of respect anyway. A full stomach --well, as full as his stomach can get-- and a good night’s sleep is important to physical health as well. If he wants to get stronger, he has to take care of himself, and part of physical training is knowing your limits. To be fair, Beel doesn’t really have any limits anyway...but that’s not to say they don’t exist. Maybe his gluttony kept him up too long, or he felt he needed endless training for an upcoming game. It’s very very rare...so much so that the brothers still don’t fully know what to do when it happens. 

He gets pretty mopey when he’s exhausted. Not even the thought of food makes him happy. Of course, he’s still hungry, so he’ll eat...just less than normal, and with a frown on his face rather than a content one. He’ll resemble Belphie a little too much, dragging his feet, endlessly sighing, tired of everything. Only, he knows he’s bigger and heavier than Belphie too, so he can’t even have the luxury of being carried around. That only makes him sadder. His brothers can’t stand to see him so upset, getting especially stunned if he ever turns away snacks. They get worried that he’s sick or cursed, not immediately coming to the conclusion that he’s simply exhausted. 

It doesn’t help that he won’t tell anyone what’s wrong either. He doesn’t want to make his family fret. He doesn’t want to look weak. Ultimately, Belphie can tell what’s going on. They do have a strange twin connection after all. Naps can wait when Beel’s health is on the line! Belphie has to make sure he helps his brother sleep, and make sure the rest of his brothers help him too! It’s the least he feels Beel deserves, seeing as how he takes care of the others so much. It’s time to give back! Even if eating doesn’t appeal to him like usual, they’ll make him his favorite meal, which of course is a huge banquet. They’ll sit down and eat together, and make sure there’s absolutely no fighting at the dinner-table. They all can control themselves enough for one meal at least. 

After dinner is a movie. Beel always does look happiest when they spend time together. Snacks are included, obviously, and everyone partakes. They’ll all try to sit as close to each other as they all can, making sure Beel is bundled up. They bring out hot chocolate, hoping a warm belly will lull him to sleep. Belphie is always the one to lean against his twin, falling asleep first, but he tries to get Beel to lean on him this time. He might feel like he’s being slightly crushed, but he can take it! With the support from his family, Beel will end up falling asleep, the strongest of the brothers working together to carry him to bed this time. 

--

Belphie is always tired. It comes with the title of Sloth. However because of that, he’s almost always sleeping anyway. It should be almost impossible for him to become overly fatigued. Not even Lucifer could force the youngest to stay awake for too long. At the slightest twinge of drowsiness, Belphie will fall asleep. He wont go out of his way to do anything too arduous. In fact, he prefers not to do anything taxing at all. There would have to be some pretty peculiar circumstances keeping Belphegor from getting rest. Perhaps a magical curse is keeping him from sleeping. Maybe anytime he closes his eyes, he has a nightmare that shocks him awake. It’s possible all of his other brothers aren’t getting enough sleep, so he feels his sin ten-fold. The amount of times this has happened probably still remains under single digits, and it’s probably best if it stays that way. 

He gets desperately clingy when he’s pushed too far. Sleep is all he wants, and he’ll take any measures to get it. He normally tries to act like his brothers are bothers, nothing more, only pulling the younger-sibling card when it benefits him, but when he’s burnt out, all that irritation goes out the window. He’ll run to any of his brothers, even Lucifer, although he’ll still try to keep the eldest as a last resort. He’ll cry, he’ll beg, he just needs some help to get proper rest. Please. Please, be quiet. Please hold him. Please carry him. He’s too tired to walk, too tired to eat, too tired to be angry at anyone. It’s almost painful, being this tired, directly conflicting his sin. 

All the brothers have a particular soft spot for him anyway, but they’ll especially do anything he asks when he’s like this. It doesn’t happen too often after all, and they all care for their baby brother. Little sibling perks, am I right? Since this is an unusual circumstance, they’ll all try to figure out the problem. A curse? Lucifer and Satan will figure out how to break it in record time, working together without complaints...mostly. Too loud? Suddenly the house will be deathly quiet. Not even Asmo and Mammon make too much noise. Plagued by restless nightmares? Well, they’ll all try to work together on that, making him feel comfortable, trying to ease his stressed mind. 

He’ll want for nothing. And despite his conflicted feelings on being babied, it’s...relaxing in a way at least. He is a bit upset about worrying Beel so much. His twin can hardly calm down when Belphie gets like this, meaning the House usually has two younger siblings to worry about at the same time. It’s perhaps to be expected though, seeing as how close they are. Beel wont rest until he’s sure Belphie does...so the only work Belphie has to focus on is trying to relax...even if that means relying on Lucifer too. He’ll never say it, but being in the eldest brother’s arms reminds him of Celestial Realm days...and maybe that bit of reassurance is all he needs sometimes...You better believe he’ll make up for it later with plenty of pranks in Lucifer’s direction when he wakes up. But...for now...he’ll let everyone take care of him. That way he can sleep gently for hours. 

--

Diavolo is always seemingly filled with energy. Sure, he works hard, but he has Barbatos and Lucifer looking after him constantly. It wouldn’t do to have the Prince of the Devildom dragging his feet. Sure, he might get away with one or two sleepless nights, but you can be sure he’ll be taken care of. He doesn’t always have the luxury of choice. That being said, he is rather clever, and occasionally he does find ways to get things done without his butler knowing about it. And if he gets extremely desperate...well...he has been known to have his own special grip on time. Perhaps he uses this tactic every once and a while to catch up on work. He doesn’t want to be stuck behind a desk forever. He wants to do fun things like the others do. If he pushes himself to accomplish everything at once, it’s possible it might even be a bit too much for the future ruler of the Devildom. 

At least when he gets too tired, it’s nothing too detrimental. He simply becomes...more mischievous. He is a tried-and-true demon after all. Having to be in control all the time...it’s no fun at all. The more exhausted he becomes, the more sick of being proper he gets. He wants to be a bit more carefree, he delights in hearing about what happens at the House of Lamentation all the time...So, he may cause...some problems. Nothing too serious, obviously, he’s not lost full control of himself. Things that are practically pranks, mostly harmless...mostly...And none of the student council nor the exchange students are completely safe. 

It takes everyone a while to understand who’s responsible for making Barbatos’ tea-time snacks unbearably sour, as well as making every room in the House and Hall upside down, and even mildly cursing everyone to speak backwards for a few hours. Lucifer and Barbatos are the first ones to figure it out, coming to the conclusion that their precious Prince must be extremely stressed or exhausted, or even a combination of the two. They figure the best way to calm him down is to give him what he wants. While all of them wish for no more pranks, they agree to spend some time with him, do something fun, play some games even. 

That’s all he really wants, is to feel more normal, not to be stuck doing endless paperwork and leading meetings. The last of his energy is spent playing games with the others, his pride saved as Barbatos and Lucifer lead him away before he collapses. The two demons wish they could’ve helped him before it got to this point, but everyone gets overtired sometimes. Not even royalty is exempt. It’s comforting to Diavolo knowing that this is something he can share with the others, as silly as bonding over being exhausted is. His little day of fun is at an end, drifting off to sleep comfortably, getting a royal amount of rest. 

--

Barbatos doesn’t sleep much. Not that he really needs to anyway. He’s one of those demons that can thrive on just a handful of hours of rest. After all, he’s a very busy demon, with too much to do, a ruler to care for. If he ever gets tired, he never shows it. No one hardly even sees him with his eyes closed. Besides, he takes care of himself very well. He can’t afford to get sick or burnt-out, what sort of butler would he be if he couldn’t do his job properly? Although, some things are bound to happen, and when you’re working that hard for centuries on end, most of the time refusing to take a break? Even someone as powerful as Barbatos is not completely immune to exhaustion. 

He does his best to hide his drowsiness, continuing work as normal, simply making little mistakes he would normally never make. To any other stranger, no one would have any clue anything was wrong. To those who know him, however, the littlest mistakes are telling. Awake half-an-hour after his usual wake-up time? Picking the wrong kind of tea in the morning? A single wrinkle on the back of one of his pant legs? Something must be very wrong indeed. He feels shame for even the smallest of these blunders. It’s not right for a royal butler to make such grievous errors. No one thinks he’s done wrong at all...However, Lucifer and Diavolo push for him to get some rest. He can’t exactly deny the Prince’s requests...and it would be better for him to simply step away and recuperate rather than continue to humiliate himself further. 

It’s not often he needs to focus on himself like this. He’ll lie down for about an hour, only to get up again, confused as to why he’s being ushered back to his room. Surely an hour is plenty of time? Or perhaps his mind is more rattled than he thought he was. At times, he borders on sleep-walking, getting up, unaware of what he’s doing, going around the hallways to dust the ornate frames of the castle’s many paintings or preparing to make Diavolo some snacks. Not many demons can make pastries while half-asleep, but Barbatos sure can. It gets to the point where he almost needs a guard at the door...to ensure he gets a full days rest. 

All the brothers are brought over from the House of Lamentation to help fulfill butler duties. It takes a lot of work to maintain a castle...The members of Purgatory Hall might be called to help as well. That way Barbatos can rest easy, knowing everything is taken care of. He does worry more than anyone realizes...which might be part of the reason why he’s been so exhausted as of late. Unchecked stress can do just as much harm as lack of sleep. He does feel a bit embarrassed being fretted over, but he can’t help but smile when Diavolo brings him sweets and tea in bed. It’s nearly perfect, and he can’t help but feel pride at the Young Lord’s attention to detail. He’ll sleep through most of the day, getting up bright and early the next morning, ready for another good few decades --if not centuries-- of hard work. 

--

Simeon goes through cycles of remaining well-rested and pushing himself too hard. He needs to remain a good influence on Luke, and he can’t do that if he doesn’t get proper sleep. However, as a writer and author, sometimes creativity strikes at the weirdest times. There’s plenty of nights where he’ll get that sudden strike of ideas, needing to get up to jot it down. Sometimes little snippets turn into full blown chapters. Besides, taking orders from Michael, keeping an eye on everyone at Purgatory Hall, caring for Luke, and keeping up his appearance as Christopher Peugeot...it can be a lot for one angel. It’s not very uncommon for Simeon to be so selfless he neglects his own needs, but the more everyone can help him avoid it, the better. 

When he gets too tired, suddenly the pleasant standard he holds himself too falls away. He’ll try to still remain polite, but it’s much harder. His smile is a deep frown. Any little inconvenience irritates him to a rather irrational amount. Ran into a doorframe? Dropped a pen? Hears someone speaking just the slightest bit too loud? He almost loses it, wrath taking over. He does try not to unleash his frustration towards anyone who doesn’t deserve it. He knows this much about himself to send Luke away, at least, asking that Solomon keep an eye on the little angel as he tries to sort himself out. Some cursing might be heard throughout the dorm after all. 

Sometimes he can get himself to rest just fine, getting just a calming cup of tea and some bedrest. Other times, he’ll need some assistance. He’s used to being the one to help, not needing the help, so he’s not always sure how to be selfish. Help is usually done more behind the scenes, trying not to let Simeon know who fully was involved in helping him out. Classes for Simeon are already canceled today? Those book-signing plans have already been perfectly rescheduled? Someone helped Luke with his homework? Dinner is already prepared--and don’t worry, not by Solomon. 

Seems everyone had a little hand in making sure Simeon was looked after. Despite being overly irritated, it warms his heart knowing that demons still have grace and compassion. He does feel a little embarrassed knowing that he let himself get this way, needing Solomon or Luke to be the ones to let everyone know how Simeon was faring. He appreciates having such caring roommates, though. He can’t march around being angry forever. He’s representing the Celestial Realm after all...and he can’t quite spurn the kind acts the others have taken to make sure he rests. So, he’ll put away the pen and paper, letting the responsibilities fall off his shoulders for a while as he sleeps deeply. 

--

Solomon tends to overdo it quite...frequently. He’s been down in the Devildom so long, dealing with demons so long, being alive so long...he can forget he’s still only human. It’s a harsh reality that makes itself known at least...once every few months. He’s quite terrible at making sure he sleeps properly. He’s always doing something after all, trying to expand his already vast collection of spells and knowledge. He’s not called Solomon the Wise for nothing after all. Although, you’d think for someone so ‘wise’, he’d have the wisdom to sleep properly in a bed, not trying to use spells or potions or mild curses to force himself to stay awake. Simeon does do his best to keep an eye on the human, but sometimes there’s only so much he can do to such a stubborn sorcerer. 

Although, he has a pretty interesting way of showing when he’s so sleep deprived, it’s getting dangerous. He gets pretty weepy, breaking down rather frequently. Being alive for so long is pretty taxing for the human mind...and being awake for so long has the tendency to make even the mysterious Solomon a bit of a mess. He can miss classes, skip meals, sit in a seat and stare out the window for hours. He does his best to hide it around the others, but everyone, especially the angels, can tell he’s gloomier than usual. It’s rather off-putting seeing someone often so entertained be so down. 

The other residents of Purgatory Hall are usually the ones to care for him, but every so often, some of the other demons might get involved. Only to...keep anything unfortunate from happening, surely. Asmo of course is the first to leap to the rescue! They are bound from a pact after all, he has to do his part. Barbatos usually steps in to make sure all is well too. It is within his duties to see that all the exchange students are in good health...and well, he too has duties as a pact-mate. They have to make sure Solomon’s projects and experiments are put aside for now, trying to find other things to distract him, to cheer him up, things that aren’t as taxing. Asmo will pamper him while Barbatos ensures he eats well, all the while Simeon and Luke comfort him, regaling him with fascinating stories of the Celestial Realm. 

It might take a while to get through to him, to bring him back to the present, trying to encourage him to put aside his vast past. The future still has plenty of secrets to hold. He has things to look forward to, mysteries to discover and things to learn. But he can’t do any of those if he’s so tired his hands are shaking. It’s...odd for him to be taken care of like this, he has only faint memories of his childhood, dreams that were lifetimes ago. However, this brings him some nostalgia, even if he can’t recall any details. He might finally make a joke about only sleeping if one of the demon brothers makes a pact with him. Of course, they all refuse, which was to be expected. But he can sleep peacefully at last, trying to hold onto every moment of these new memories while they’re still fresh in his mind. 

--

Luke used to hardly ever stay up too late. This would have to be more of a recent development. Like Simeon, Angels can’t be too selfish, making sure to have all things in moderation, which means knowing when to rest, stepping away from the world. Well, that’s what they’re told anyway. Plus, Luke is still young, so he can’t stay up too late anyway, whether because he gets tired on his own, or one of his many guardians puts him to bed. Every so often though, he’ll find a spark of rebellion. He knows as an adult you get to stay up late, he knows about all-nighters. And perhaps something in his adolescent mind began to associate late nights with being grown. He’ll tell the others he’s going to bed, only to force himself to stay awake, feeling no longer like a child as he does whatever he wants up till the early hours of the morning. Simeon and Solomon are typically none the wiser. Who would’ve thought the little angel would end up depriving himself of sleep? 

Everyone is able to tell the next day, however. It’s nearly painfully obvious when Luke sleeps in, only to whine when he’s woken up to get ready for classes. He almost falls asleep at the table for breakfast, nearly unable to keep his eyes open. Everyone is...torn on how to handle this. Half of them suggest keeping Luke home, making sure he gets sleep. The other half encourage Luke to attend classes anyway. If he wants to make those decisions, he has to deal with the consequences. It’s hard to enforce such rules when Luke rubs his eyes, trying to crawl into Simeon’s arms to fall asleep. The little angel practically cries, all that talk about being grown-up no longer as important as he felt it was. Being so tired is, well, exhausting. 

In the end, he misses classes, staying home. It would be rather dangerous for Luke to attend RAD in this state. Those who share classes with Luke will bring home copies of notes for him. Despite everyone who finds immense joy in teasing the chihuahua, they all come together to help where they can. Luke is very lucky to have so many people to look after him. Luke typically hates being coddled, hates being treated like a child, but at the end of the day, he is one, and being taken care of puts him at ease. 

He’ll only get a mini lecture from Simeon, reminding Luke about the importance of sleep. If the little angel is unlucky, Lucifer will catch wind of the deed, coming to give Luke an even bigger lecture. But no one can talk to Luke for too long. He keeps falling asleep throughout the day, finding someone to come up to to hold him as he takes little naps. The others try not to let him sleep too long, because then he won’t be able to sleep again during the night...but it’s very hard to disturb him when he sleeps so soundly. It feels like a sin to stir such a precious angel. At least Luke will learn his lesson. Why do some adults deprive themselves of sleep? It doesn’t feel like a grown-up thing to do at all, it just feels pretty painful and pointless. Now everyone has to watch themselves...Luke will make sure everyone sleeps properly now. 

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me luke

[chastiefoul]

masterlist!

☁️ = fluff

🌩 = angst

🌤 = comfort

Genshin Impact

Individuals

zhongli, tales, and you ☁️

zhongli small headcanon ☁️

booping zhongli's nose ☁️

dreamy ft. itto (part 1 | part 2) 🌩

the letter ft. xiao(birthday special) ☁️

left unsaid ft. kaeya (part 1 | part 2) 🌩🌤

albedo short drabble ☁️

holding hands with xiao ☁️

heaven's too soon ft. xiao 🌤

weakness ft. gorou ☁️

farewell ft. xiao 🌩

all taken care of ft. thoma ☁️

drinking buddy ft. alhaitham ☁️

what alhaitham says about you ☁️

no need to put a name yet ft. alhaitham ☁️

regret ft. alhaitham (part 1 | part 2) 🌩🌤

reassurance ft. zhongli ☁️🌤

out of place ft. alhaitham ☁️

kaveh drabble 🌤

frozen in time ft. kaeya 🌩

alhaitham & kisses ☁️

xiao's naivety 🌩

i have you ft. wriothesley; blurb ☁️

patience ft. wriothesley; blurb ☁️

Multiple Characters

how they comfort you after a stressed day ft. itto, zhongli, xiao ☁️🌤

calling them in the middle of the night ft. diluc, xiao, itto, zhongli ☁️

"this thing is heavy, can you hold it for me?" ft. xiao, zhongli, heizou, kazuha, thoma, diluc, childe, albedo, eula, itto. ☁️

"this thing is heavy, can you hold it for me?" pt 2 ft. ayato, beidou, kaeya, gorou, alhaitham, tighnari ☁️

hugging them out of nowhere ft. xiao, ayato, zhongli, diluc, itto, kaeya, aether. ☁️

telling them that they're pretty ft. xiao, zhongli, thoma, alhaitham, itto. ☁️

"stay with me?" ft. zhongli, childe, xiao ☁️

seeing you cry for the first time ft. xiao, zhongli, scara, cyno, alhaitham, kaeya. ☁️

stood up ft. ayato, alhaitham (part 1 | part 2) 🌩🌤

roomate hcs ft. alhaitham, kaveh ☁️

he said something hurtful ft. childe, zhongli 🌩🌤

one backward leap of courage ft. xiao, kaeya, kaveh ☁️

"hey my friend over there thinks you're cute" ft. wanderer, childe, diluc, xiao, alhaitham, ayato, kaeya ☁️

valentines gone wrong ft. scara, childe, neuvilette ☁️

giving them flowers ft. wriothesley, neuvilette, scara, kaveh ☁️

when he says please ft. neuvilette, wriothesley, diluc, xiao ☁️

Honkai: Star Rail

in tune ft. gepard ☁️

sampo koski's relationship hcs! ☁️

and then there's only one bed.. ft. dan heng, sampo, gepard ☁️

Obey Me

hugs and sighs ft. beel ☁️

gentleness in place ft. satan ☁️

sunshine along the morningstar ft. lucifer ☁️

a love so deserved ft. leviathan ☁️

moment of weakness ft. seven brothers ☁️🌤

questioned warmth ft. beel ☁️

Jujutsu Kaisen

nanami kento blurb ☁️

Love and Deepspace

when you (playfully) reject their kiss ft. zayne, xavier, rafayel ☁️

sleepy day ft. zayne, xavier, rafayel

saying i love you ft. zayne, xavier, rafayel

Writing commission: open!

#sky masterlist

[distressed-devilsitter]

Visiting the Human World

I can't get past NB! Lesson 33, so I wrote these short blurbs instead. Enjoy!

Warnings: Lucifer is a wine snob. Also, Sephora.

Lucifer visits an insane amount of wineries. You then discover that the avatar of pride is a certified wine snob. He questions the sommelier's pairings. He sniffs the cork (discreetly). At least he can and will drink the employees under the table.

Mammon spends a lot of time in museums. It concerns everyone. Turns out, he was planning to steal one of the most famous pieces from the local gallery and sell it for cash - go big or go home, right? He successfully pulls off the heist, but Lucifer makes him return it the next day.

Levi spends a lot of time becoming familiar with human fandoms. He loves The Hunger Games and is 100% convinced that George R.R. Martin plagiarized TTSL to write GoT. He also becomes very fond of Gamestop.

Asmo is appalled by all the 10-year-olds in Sephora. He spends a lot of time trying to teach these kids that they shouldn't be applying Drunk Elephant to their face (they don't need the chemicals!!!). He's so knowledgable about the products that the staff is convinced he works there. He trades juicy stories with them in the break room. 100% knows all the tea, despite the fact that he doesn't actually work there.

Satan leans into his domestic side. He loves grocery shopping with you and trying new recipes. He visit every new gallery in town and drags you to see the latest films. Then, he takes you out for coffee to analyze the major themes and symbolism in each movie.

Beel goes to every human world buffet in your town (which is cannon). He also spends a lot of time at the gym, trying out the most extreme excersize routines this world has to offer. This, somehow, leads to him starring on several reality TV shows (much to Lucifer's dismay.) American Ninja Warrior. Wipeout. Spartan. No matter what show he's on, he quickly becomes an audience favorite.

Belphie...spends a lot of time sleeping. He's the avatar of sloth - what else did you expect? Still, he does occasionally drag himself out of the house to accompany his twin to the buffet. If there's a meteor shower or other astrological event, he'll set up a little picnic for the both of you. (Belphie also asks if he can put his head on your lap - you happily accept.) He stays awake through the entire thing, surprisingly.

#Beel would conquer the big balls send tweet #and Asmo would fist fight a ten year old for a pink stanley cup #no one take these seriously they're just for fun #obey me #obey me! #obey me! nightbringer #obey me! lucifer #obey me lucifer #lucifer #mammon x mc #mammon obey me #obey me mammon #obey me! leviathan #om! leviathan #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #asmodeus #satan obey me #obey me! satan #swd beelzebub #obey me! beelzebub #om! belphie #swd belphegor #belphegor #obey me belphegor

[famej]

Lil’ Halloween Blurb (Lucifer x MC)

Upon seeing you, Lucifer let his expressionless mask fall to display his surprise and the following second, felt the headache coming.

“MC, what are you up to again?”

His human was wearing his clothes, oversized dress shirt, three pieces’ suit, which she clearly had styled to fit her in some way. And on top of it all, she had his coat hanging from her shoulders and grazing the ground because of how long it was.

“It’s my Halloween costume” she exclaimed, extending her arms to show off the very familiar set of clothes.

The demon sigh, but still let his eyes wander over her oversized clothed body.

He noticed how his tie, she had put on was not in the slightlest correctly tied up. With an umpteenth sigh, he walked closer to her and fiddled with the messy knot before delicately re-doing it.

His face was just above hers and the demon could feel his human’s eyes on him.

“Thank you Lucifer”

He simply hummed

“What would be the reason for you to dress up as me for Halloween?”

“Because you’re literally the scariest demon I know! And I kind of like wearing your clothes”

Before Lucifer could even react at your words the brothers erupted in a chorus of protestations for some jealous ones of them while Asmo and Beel beamed at the cute part of your answer.

Going back to the main subject of the conversation, the avatar of pride rolled his eyes in what seemed to be annoyance but the faint pink tint on his cheeks betrayed him.

“Aaaand, to plunge myself in my impersonation, can I also wear your pajamas tonight?”

Even though you tried to keep an innocent face, the corner of your mouth upturn into a discreet smirk.

Lucifer looked down at you with a raised eyebrow, completely obvious about his brothers standing here and throwing him daggers with their eyes to steal their little human, and walked closer to you.

Only to bend forward until his mouth was only inches away from your ear to whisper:

“You know I prefer you without anything on. But if you were it in my bedroom, I have no objection”

And as fast as this conversation started, he walked away, causing you to look forward something even sweeter than Halloween candies.

#obey me! #obey me shall we date #lucifer x reader #lucifer x mc #halloween fic

[witheringwidgetwrites]

Obey Me! Masterlist

Key

NSFW; ♥️

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All brothers

How do they react to another demon professing their love for MC?

MC with Narcolepsy

Drunk!MC "No thanks, I have a boyfriend."

Drunk!MC rejects him pt.2

MC with a heavy county accent

Singer!Songwriter!MC

ChronicPain!MC

MC speaks another language

MC needs pads!

MC with tics

MC is protective of their space

How MC hurts them

MC brings home a box of cats!

wrong assumptions about the human world

TransMasc!MC

MC with stretch marks

MC is submissive

Lucifer

MC is sick

MC has a nightmare/panic attack

Praise Kink ♥️

Biting Kink♥️

Breeding ♥️

Knife Play ♥️

Dracryphilia ♥️

Pet Play (Bunny) ♥️

Medical Kink ♥️

MC with Echolalia

Public Sex ♥️

Breeding Kink ♥️

"Is that usually how you get out of these situations? By fucking your way out of them?" ♥️

Breath play

Mammon

MC is sick

MC has a nightmare/panic attack

Chubby!Reader w/ no ass

Pregnancy Kink ♥️

MC defends Mammon

Breeding ♥️

Breeding again ♥️

He realizes he's in love

MC breaks down in front of him

Knife Play ♥️

Praise Kink ♥️ Give

Praise Kink ♥️ Recieve

MC w/ Echolalia

GauseLube Edging PT1 ♥️

Leviathan

MC is sick

MC breaks down in front of him

MC has a nightmare/panic attack

Levi tail blurb♥️

Chubby!Reader w/ no ass

Praise Kink ♥️

Biting Kink♥️

Dumbification♥️

Breeding ♥️

Pegging Levi ♥️

Overstim ♥️

Double Penetration ♥️

Praise+Pamper Levi ♥️

MC with Echolalia

Pervy!Levi gets caught ♥️

"I need you, right now" ♥️

Satan

Dumbification♥️

MC breaks down in front of Satan

Thigh Riding Blurb ♥️

Daddy Kink + thigh riding blurb ♥️

Public sex ♥️

Degradation ♥️

"What happened? You wanted this so bad 5 minutes ago?" Transmasc!MC

Asmodeus

Corruption Blurb ♥️

Breath play ♥️

Beelzebub

Praise Kink♥️

Biting Kink ♥️

Knotting ♥️

Beel finds MC asleep in his clothes

Belphegor

Overstiming Belph ♥️

Degradation ♥️

Breath play ♥️

Dia

Pregnancy Kink♥️

Dumbification ♥️

Breeding ♥️

Barbatos

Knife Play ♥️

Simeon

Voyeurism ♥️

Covetous Masterlist

Covetous Into

#Obey me #x reader #obey me x reader #masterlist #obey me shall we date #obey me smut #om! smut #obey me x reader smut

[rae-writes]

Sin : Sixth Born ver.

Beelzebub x reader

nsfw - ‘sin’ blurb mini series - gn!reader

Beel’s face flushes more than anyone you know. A light pink dust over his cheeks when he’s thinking about food or when he’s eating; Baby pink that spreads over the bridge of his nose when he’s pleasantly surprised or when he sees Belphie after a long day; Hot pink when it’s hot or he’s just won a Fangol game. But right now Beel’s face is covered with a dark, cherry red hue. It falls over the bridge of his nose, spreads across the entire expanse of his cheeks, up to the tips of his ears, and down to his neck. He doesn’t bother to hide it— his hands are too busy pressing against the wall, trying to keep his weight from crashing onto the ground. You’re already on the ground, on your knees, gifting him with the feeling of your warm mouth around his cock. Beel is panting, moaning, whimpering because he feels so good; you feel so good. He wants to speak, to tell you to wait a second because you shouldn’t be taking all of him down so fast, but he can’t. The only thing that escapes his lips is a stuttered version of your name as you gag around him, nose brushing against his pelvis. He could hurt you like this, really, he could, but you’re so eager in the way you swallow him down; you’re moaning around him, lips quirked up just the tiniest bit when you look up at him through your lashes. Now his hands are trembling, tangled in your hair, and his knees are weak and your mouth is warm and wet and good and oh fuck, he’s cumming! 

“S-swallow. Swallow it all. Please? Please for me…y-yeah like that. S-show me your- fuck- yes show me your tongue, fu-ck, you swallowed it all.”

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#obey me x reader #obey me smut #obey me imagine #obey me drabble #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #beel x reader #beelzebub x reader #om beel #om beelzebub

[jazeswhbhaven]

Happy Birthday to the biggest eater, tattooed dick, gonna sniff you whenever fuckass unicorn that's guaranteed to make you either roll your eyes or cum.

Love you boo ❤️💕💋

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb beelzebub #beel blurbs💚 #character birthday #i am unserious lmao

[zeke-in-devildom]

Dissonance - Chapter 13: The Otaku Fanboy

Zeke let out another strangled yell when the door slammed open, scrambling backwards until his back hit the bed frame. He had half expected Lucifer to be looming over him menacingly after yesterday’s confrontation. Instead he blinked, still clutching his chest, as he saw Leviathan standing there, wringing his hands uncertainly. That was not at all who he thought would come through the door. If it wasn’t Lucifer he’d figured it would be Beel, Belphie, or Asmo.

“Are you okay?!” Levi asked in a high pitched squeak, obviously anxious and unsure.

“You scared the hell out of me, Levi.” Zeke sighed, letting his head fall back against his bed and trying to calm his heart down.

“I scared you? You were the one that screamed like you were being murdered! I’m an otaku shut-in, I’m not built to move that fast.” On closer inspection Levi did seem to be somewhat out of breath, as if he’d ran here. Even running, that was impressive speed. Must be a demon thing.

“Sorry. Just a nightmare.” Okay, maybe not just a nightmare. It had been the worst one yet, and he’d had some pretty bad ones. They usually didn’t have him feeling someone else’s death - or his own for that matter. He had to remind himself that it wasn’t real, although he had a rather ominous feeling. Zeke was pretty sure that he had seen something that really happened.

“Do you…want to talk about it?” It was painfully obvious how awkward this whole situation was for Levi, but he was trying, so bonus points to him.

“Not really.” Zeke stood up and stretched his sore muscles. He must have been incredibly tense in his sleep. “What time is it even?”

“Almost ten. Everyone was worried when you missed breakfast, normie. Lucifer came up and found you K.O.’d at your desk. Since Lord Diavolo said you could be excused from classes today he put you to bed.” Levi was still wringing his hands.

Zeke glanced at his desk to find his laptop closed. It was good that Lucifer had been the one to find him like that. He didn’t want to be outed to the entire house. That would be way too much attention. Then again, maybe they wouldn’t care.

“Whoa!” Levi darted over to his bookshelf. “Is this a boxed first edition of The Cohen Files books one through six? SIGNED BY E.J. NOVAK?! How did you get one?! Satan and I both tried for weeks, but they sold out instantly and neither of our human world connections could get us a copy! E.J. Novak never does book signings, nobody even knows if they’re a man or a woman! They don’t do public appearances, not even those ‘about the author’ blurbs!” So much for not caring. Levi was totally a fanboy. That actually wasn’t surprising in and of itself, just that he was one of his fanboys.

“Aha. Just lucky I guess?” Actually his publisher had sent him one of the sets. He got all kinds of promotional copies of his work. Most of it had been in a box in his apartment closet. He wondered if Barbatos had moved that box too.

“That’s crazy good luck! They only released a hundred of them. Maybe I should do my gacha pulls with you around.” Levi was looking at him with burning envy, obviously very jealous of his box set. Zeke was almost tempted to just give it to him, but he’d said Satan also had been trying to get a set? Seemed unfair to give it to one but not the other.

“So you’re a big The Cohen Files fan I take it?” This was just asking to open a can of worms, but he wanted to get to know Levi.

“Not as big as TSL, Christoper Peugeot is a legend, but I have played all the games to one hundred percent completion, I have all the collectors editions of the movies and spin-off series - both the ones made in the human world and the Devildom! Satan is a bigger fan of the books, but between the two of us I bet that nobody knows more about the series than us!” It almost felt like Levi was trying to boast and impress him at the same time, probably assuming he was also a big E.J. Novak fan.

“Oh, you’re probably right about that. I mean, I haven’t even seen any of the Devildom stuff.” He was still mildly miffed that he’d never known about it. They really should have gotten his approval first.

“Whoa! Secret mission unlocked! We’re totally spending however long it takes to get you caught up! The Agent Lawless spin-off series is kind of cringe, but we can’t skip it. We’ll start with the original movies that cover the books, then the made for tv mini-series. We can go from there.” Levi was rambling excitedly as he grabbed Zeke by the sleeve and dragged him from his room and upstairs while still talking quickly.

“They made a spin-off here for that cocky side character that only appeared in the fourth book?” Zeke was appalled. He honestly hated the character, and planned to kill him in a future book. That would be spoilers though, so he kept his mouth shut.

“I know right? Most of the fandom doesn’t consider that series canon, since nothing about the character was ever written beyond his brief appearance in the fourth book. Some normie producers thought the guy would be a fan favorite, but the series only lasted one season and was canceled. No loser like that could replace our heroine! Sadie Lynn Cohen is so cool. She’s the ultimate paranormal detective!” Yes, a psychic detective. Thank goodness Levi wasn’t drawing any parallels here. They reached what he assumed was Levi’s room, it would be the first time he actually went into one of the brother’s rooms.

“Now listen up, normie. Usually I don’t let anyone, especially normies, in my room. Only people that know the password can come in, but I’ll make an exception for you. This is a fan emergency, after all. You need to see the Devildom versions of The Cohen Files, it’s your duty as a fan! You owe it to Sadie!” Nobody could accuse Levi of not being passionate about the stuff he liked.

“I understand. I’ll not abuse the great privilege you’re bestowing on me. You know, I’ve read TSL too and you kind of remind me of the Lord of Shadows. He’s super passionate about his interests too.” He wasn’t the biggest TSL fan but he’d read it and enjoyed it.

“You really think so? But the Lord of Shadows is so cool! He’s my favorite. I love his friendship with Henry. A gross shut-in like me could never make a friend like that. You’re just making fun of me.” Levi actually believed the words he was saying, and that stunned Zeke.

“But I think you’re cool? Like, we haven’t talked much since I got here, but I already know you are passionate about the things you care about. You really lit up while we were talking on the way here. It was kind of cute.” Oh, probably the wrong thing to say, because the Avatar of Envy was beet red now and trying to cover his face with his hands.

“You’re just saying that. Nobody would think a yucky otaku was c-cool or c-c-cute!” Oh no. He was even cuter.

“Okay, well do you not want to let me in your room anymore? I totally get it if I made you uncomfortable.” Zeke was nearly immune to Asmo’s flirting, and he wasn’t trying to flirt with Levi either. 

“No!” The demon seemed to surprise himself. He was still trying to hide his face partially behind the back of one of his hands. “I mean, you still need to see the Devildom material for The Cohen Files. It is my otaku duty! Nobody that owns an autographed copy of a series can be allowed to remain ignorant of such a large portion of the canon media!”

Levi finally opened the door and the first thing Zeke did was gasp. Was an entire wall an aquarium? That was so cool and massive. Although it seemed to hold only a singular goldfish. He should have expected the brothers to have fantastical rooms, since his had a tree in the middle of it and all. The next thing he noticed was a claw-foot bathtub just hanging out in the middle of the room. Since it was piled with blankets and pillows he assumed Levi used it like a bed. The gaming setups, both computer and console, caught his eye next. This was a nerd’s dream.

“Levi this is amazing!” Zeke tried to gesture at everything, while touching nothing. He could tell that everything in this room was extremely precious to the demon beside him and he didn’t want to upset him.

“C’mon, you should meet Henry 2.0.” Levi pulled him over to the aquarium and gestured at the little goldfish, who swam close to them. 

“Henry, like from TSL? That’s cool.” Just another adorable thing about Levi he’d learned this morning.

“Yeah! Henry was always by the Lord of Shadows side, he’d never let him down. They were best friends. Oh, but that’s probably lame, isn’t it? My best friend is a goldfish.” Levi was clearly very hard on himself. Poor weeb had zero self-esteem. Zeke would have to work on that.

“I don’t think you’re lame, Levi. Let’s setup for this Cohen Files marathon. I’m looking forward to it.” Zeke was interested to see what spin Devildom creators had put on his series, he just hoped they hadn’t butchered his work too badly. Plus he got to spend the rest of the day hanging out with Levi, which he had wanted to do anyway. He wanted to get to know all of the brothers, since he’d be living with them for a whole year.

There was a decent sized TV with beanbags in front for seating. Levi grabbed a couple blankets as well as snacks from some secret stash he apparently had in his room. He dropped the blankets and snacks in between two of the beanbags. Something occurred to Zeke as he watched.

“Is everyone else at school? Why are you home?” Not that he minded the company, but he was curious.

“I usually do classes online. I only went in person yesterday because I was supposed to be there with you. I’ve already done my classes for the day. We couldn’t leave you home alone anyway. So it made sense that I be the one to stay with you.” Even in the house he had to have someone home at all times? “I’m sure you’d rather have one of the others stay with you.”

“No, I wanted to hang out with you, so this works out for me.” Zeke smiled at Levi before flopping into the closest beanbag. 

“You really mean it?” Levi was doing the cute thing again, where he hid behind the back of one hand, but Zeke could see that he was flustered.

“Really! Now let’s watch some Cohen Files.” That seemed to at least get Levi moving. The next several hours were spent watching Devildom movie adaptations of E.J. Novak’s book series. It wasn’t as bad as Zeke had feared, but they definitely took liberties and it was clear that they had an askance view of, well, everything. Zeke could chalk that up to the differences between demons and humans.

What made the whole thing better was the running commentary from Levi, who would frequently pause to explain why a certain change was made, and complain about breaking fidelity to the source material. Zeke shot back with plenty of his own commentary. The banter back and forth was good, and they enjoyed co-roasting cringe-worthy choices in a few choices the directors had made. As it turns out, Levi is pretty hilarious when you get him going.

Overall, a very pleasant afternoon, even if they only made it three movies in before they could hear everyone else coming home.

#obey me #obey me zeke #obey me ezekiel jada pendergast #obey me mc #obey me oc #obey me leviathan #obey me dissonance

[sharingoreozwithbeelfox]

Hi sorry for not claryfying yeah i mean God as intheir father..ooo are you already planning another HC/story?

Don't apologize! I just wanted to make sure I was giving you what you want! 🩷

And yes, sort of! I wrote a small character blurb in my brainstorming document for Obey Me! The Fourth Realm for the boys' father, so he might appear there, too! I gave him the name Khalique, and while I'm still deciding on a few things appearance-wise, I'm seeing him with a lot of hair colors lol. More on that later. For now, onto your request!

The Brothers' Father Visits Devildom

I'll be calling him my hc name Khalique for simplicity's sake.

I feel like Khalique never approved of the exchange program, but since he is an obviously high-ranking angel, he'd probably have to attend a related function at some point. Let's say he had to go to some sort of meeting at Devildom. What goes down?

Have you ever despised someone you've never even met? That's the impression MC has. After hearing the stories and seeing the effect the boys' father had on them, it's hard to feel anything positive. Ig how MC reacts is up to you, but even if you wanna throw hands, you know that it's not a good idea, and you're too precious to these guys to be let anywhere near him.

Lucifer has it rough. His rage is boiling at the surface. He wants nothing more than to tear Khalique limb from limb for what he and his brothers have gone through, but even if Khalique confronts him and makes snide comment after snide comment, Lucifer will not let his pride hurt his brothers again, and he will not ruin a diplomatic meeting for Diavolo, so he holds his tongue. It's so, so frustrating. The frustration becomes angry tears the moment he's alone. Diavolo sees the strain it puts on him, and makes sure he's away the next time Khalique comes down.

Mammon has a bit less self-control. He will be as passive-aggressive as Khalique is, and Lucifer knows that. He also knows that Khalique will smile cruelly and say that Mammon is just like his father, and Lucifer is not willing to test the repercussions of that, so he gives Mammon a special task- staying right by your side and keeping you away from that monster. Mammon agrees at once. He's the Great Mammon, and your first. His old man isn't gonna get anywhere near ya, he promises!

Levi is terrified. His brothers knew that, but they didn't know how bad it was until he lay quaking in his bathtub on the morning of Khalique's arrival, begging to be allowed to stay home. He isn't ready to face his father again, not yet. Lucifer will allow him to, and will probably have you and Mammon just stay with him.

Satan, despite his Wrath, is the brother that Lucifer perhaps trusts the most to attend the meeting. Having been born after the war, Satan does not view the issue with Khalique quite as personally. He doesn't in any way like the angel, but he's not so filled with rage that he may lose control. Let's just hope that Khalique doesn't refer to him as Lucifer's son.

Asmo is in a similar boat. Despite his hatred for Khalique and how personal it is to him, Asmo can actually find his chill about the whole thing. He can attend the meeting without much issue. He knows that he's more gorgeous than Khalique will ever be, anyway!

Surprisingly, Beel is also in a constant panic, but for a slightly different reason. Yes, he is terrified of his father, and he's plagued with nightmares of his wrath, but he's more afraid for you and Belphie. He won't let either of you out of his sight, almost animalistic in his protectiveness. Don't expect him to speak much until Khalique is gone.

Lucifer is even more afraid of Belphie's wrath. Everyone knows how bad things can get when he's angry. His hatred for humans has cooled, but his hatred for Khalique has not. Though he is not as out of control, he is also glued to your and Beel's side, so Lucifer has him stay home, separately telling Beel and Belphie to protect each other, and you.

Diavolo knows that this is a painful endeavor for seven of his closest subjects, but everyone knows how unmovable he is in his quest for peace. However, this time, he will tell anyone who objects that he will not change his mind about the meeting, that he has no choice, but he will apologize very sincerely. During the meeting, he will remain respectful and try his best to keep Khalique's attention on him and on the meeting, not on his sons. Still, if Khalique ever returns, he will not subject Lucifer to his presence again.

Simeon dreaded this day. Of course, he can't outwardly show contempt for Khalique. Even now, respect is a force of habit, but once the meeting is done, Simeon seeks out Lucifer and tries to offer him comfort in his angry tears, whether Lucifer will push him away, or be so emotionally exhausted by the ordeal that he'll finally submit to the affection of his former brother.

Likewise, Luke shows utmost respect for Khalique, and it's more genuine than Simeon's. Still, after seeing how upset his presence made the brothers, Luke sort of wishes that Michael had attended the meeting in Khalique's place...

#FINALLY IT'S DONE. #so sorry for the wait anon! #and i apologize that there's no barb or solomon. i couldn't think of anything interesting for them! #obey me #omswd #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me headcanons #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me diavolo #obey me oc #lucy #maymay #levi #beel #belphie #asmo #tannie

[imagine--if]

please could you do some fluff with edward nashton and a really sweet shy inoocemt reader? <3

(Trying out a new layout for doing blurbs/mini imagines 😁)

IMAGINE…

Edward Nashton shielding his angel, you, from the “scum of the city.”

“So… I can’t leave this apartment without you? I guess that’s fair- I mean, it is getting dark out.”

“Exactly,” Edward nods with that soft, doting smile you’ve seen so many times. “I can’t have this city taking you away from me. Not now… not ever.”

You smile back at him, glancing out the window as you feel firm arms pull you back into him, coaxing you away from the evening view and drawing you to him instead.

“I know. I’ll be alright, Eddie, really. I’ve got you looking out for me, right?”

“Always,” Edward promises with a dopey grin, missing the dangerous, determined, worryingly clever look in his eyes that contrasts with his tone. “Every waking minute, darling.”

Meanwhile, a workmate, that you only knew by his unsettling smirks and wandering eyes over your body, bleeds out on a shadowy pavement, rats scuffling over his body and a sprayed question mark over his bloodied jacket.

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[obae-me]

hi there! can i request satan with oblivious mutual pining?

Yes indeedy you can! I've not quite practiced much with this trope, but I'm excited to give it a try! That's what these blurbs are for after all!

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It didn't matter how much Satan had read, this whole experience was a mystery to him. Endless books on romance, tomes on the various communication types and love languages. Hells, he'd even nearly perfected his seductive speechcraft, a type of charm he had hardly been interested in before. However, all this work was pointless. Of course, he never regretted obtaining more information, but for his current interests and goals, none of it was working.

He just...couldn't bring himself to tell MC how he felt.

They were always so kind to him. The time spent with them cherished memories, waiting in anticipation for the next story to be written. But he knew... He knew they acted that way for his brothers too. Which drove him mad. Furious, outraged, jealous. If this was how Levi felt often, he almost pitied his older brother.

Why not him? Was it because he was different? Because he had never been an angel?...

The door to the library opened, the little sanctuary in which Satan had hidden himself away, restricting himself to simply sitting on a cushion in the corner, tucked between shelves, a pile of books on each of his sides. He raised his head from the pages, ready to cast a snarky response in the intruder's direction.

"Satan?"

Wrath's heart quieted, his sin nearly all but dissipating. He almost shot up to his feet, but he kept himself composed, remaining in place. "MC. What are you doing here?"

They turned to him with that sweet smile that drove him insane. He hated to look at it, but couldn't ever bring himself to turn away. It was the same smile he saw in his dreams. "I came to find you."

Something in his chest nearly stopped, an inferno almost bursting from his cheeks. Satan used the back of his hand to rub away the warmth as he shut his book. "Find me?"

They nodded, approaching him with soft steps, their hands held behind their back for a moment before they outreached a palm to him. "It's dinnertime already. You should come eat with us."

Ah...that was all it was. Satan kept himself from sighing, taking MC's hand, trying to ignore the comforting heat from their body. "I see." He did his best to not sound dejected.

"Let's go!" The human had a slight bounce to their step as they led the way. "Don't worry, I kept Beel from eating your portion. You can sit next to me today."

A small curl reached Satan's lips, one so bittersweet. "Really? That's good, I was worried I'd be placed next to Lucifer. You're much better company."

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me satan #obey me satan x mc