#beel brainrot

[ur-dad-satan]

Can you imagine working out with Beel? Like imaging you're doing the squat rack and he's spotting you so his chest it against your back and he's helping you keep your form while squatting so he's just squatting with you. Or he's spotting you while you do bench presses and your head is just so close to his thighs and his... He'd be the type to wipe the sweat off of your forehead before wiping his own and try to hug you while you're both sweaty. I feel like he would give you little kisses as rewards and encouragement.

#obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel brainrot #i need this man so bad #om beelzebub #beel brainrot

[rustytrident]

beelzebub who has obscure knowledge because he cares so much about his brothers' interests, they become his, too – or, a slight beelzebub character study at 3am because i need it and so do you.

beelzebub who can name every constellation in the night sky of all three realms, who knows both astrology and astronomy, who has read all of belphie's essays and research papers, who was there when they were written.

beelzebub who knows how to play (and cheat, and win) about every casino game, who knows how to do fast math even if he doesn't really care for it, who checks the fucking stock market every morning to see if mammon's mood will be affected by it or not.

beelzebub who knows the difference between the scent of white and red roses, who knows how to properly do your (and his) makeup, who has memorised which products are good for his complexion and how many times a day he needs to apply sunscreen, because asmo swears that the fridge light hits him as much as the sun would have in the human world.

beelzebub who can quote jane austen and poe and shakespeare and euripides from memory, who makes references from books that were destroyed with the library of alexandria, who knows about every breed of cat there is, who listens to satan explain whose fur is the thickest and whose the softest.

beelzebub who will rewatch tsl for hours, who will carry boxes upon boxes of games upstairs, who will (poorly) draw ruri from memory, who will know how to play most games levi hyperfixates on and the plot from most anime he has rambled about.

beelzebub who knows even the most bizzare of genres of music, who can taste the difference between a thousand year and a thousand and one year aged demonus, who immediately recognises the jazz song lucifer is playing when he wants to spend quality time with him but doesn't want to disturb him.

beelzebub who, if you ask him about his interests, will reply that he doesn't really have any, who will search within him for an ounce of self, who will give up after a while because he is six beings in one, and he doesn't know if there's room for one more.

beelzebub who decides that it's okay to be a mosaic of his favourite beings, who finds out that he has been carrying seven in him all along, who gazes in your – a human's – eyes and understands why she fought and why she fell and why she tried so much.

beelzebub who, in his spare time, will go in the human world to visit museums and archaeological sites and long abandoned villages, who will reminisce about when everything he just saw was once new and shining, who will retrace the steps he took aeons ago, alone this time.

beelzebub who often feels lost, who grieves and eats and grieves some more, who carries the memory of his sister because he once read that one truly stops existing when they are forgotten, yet smiles when he sees red roses and shiny coins and old books and video games and cursed records and the starry sky, who sighs into your neck right before he falls asleep and promises to never forget the way your skin feels under his.

beelzebub who, without you asking him, tells you he likes flowers and animals, who likes everything the sun touches, whose eyes glimmer when you ask him to tell you about yarrows and their meaning and their colours, who will explain in a heartbeat, just for you.

beelzebub whose self is a wounded one, a fighting one, whose self is a memory box he just keeps adding into, a scrapbook of eternity's erosion, who finds happiness in the little things, in the simple things, who binds his family together.

beelzebub who loved and loves and will love until there's nothing of him left, until he is the last one remembering, until the night sky is no longer a painting, but just an accumulation dead stars.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #beelzebub obey me #beelzebub x reader #i feel like he has so much depth #and if he doesn't he does in my head #some people only view him as the nom nom himbo but good lord #i beg to differ #finally being able to let out the 2 year beel brainrot to real humans and not the voices in my head is fantastic #i hope this wasn't too messy #sing me a song // the song of our glory

[smoft-demons]

Maybe Beel is scared of spiders

I mean. He’s a fly

Mostly I’m thinking of it because like,, big strong tank scared of small harmless thing is always a quality concept—and so is powerful giant mf who could destroy the scariest enemies being fully unable to even look at a creepy bug—and they’re especially good in Beel’s case because iirc he’s got some weirdass fears (thinking of the thing with him getting freaked out about one of Lucifer’s records, i forget where in the games it shows up) and also he’s bodyguard! He’s protector! He fights shit for his brothers all the time! He tanks for them because he loves them!! They love him back so like. Let him need protecting too sometimes, just a little bit, yknow?

I’m imagining,, Beel prob is always defending Belphie from danger and scary shit in combat, killing and otherwise removing threats for him and all, but then,, just at home, no combat scenario happening, there’s a spider and Beel is scared so now there’s role reversal. Belphie has to protect Beel for once. This is the only scenario where Belphie is the one killing/removing scary shit for Beel

Idk, I think it’s a good concept! Beel should be scared of spiders

#obey me #obey me! shall we date? #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me headcanons #I love those funky twins #anything that adds depth to their dynamic like that scratches my brain so good #also I just love Beel a lot #Adhara’s brainrot

[royallibraryofdiavolo]

Beel’s usually such a big eater, literally anything and everything in his path is not safe. But when he learns his precious lil s/o is preggy with their baby he starts to purposely save some food, even if it’s not much, to share with his s/o 🥺 He wants to make sure that his s/o is always well fed and taken care of, and that their baby grows up big and strong

#beel brainrot going strong rn #i wuv him 🥺❤️ #obey me #obey me sfw #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #beelzebub #cw pregnancy

[xythlia]

got matched with beel immediately in whb & this art

#WOWOWOW LIKE DAMN #i love om beel of course but this beel is.... perfection to me #i feel brainrot stirring already

[gachamanswhore]

me at work all day cause I cannot stop thinking about that Belphie and Beel fic I reblogged last night

#literally #cannot stop thinking about it #it is rotting my brain #Belphie and Beel brainrot #obey me

[kyopmi]

i got like 2 hours of sleep but in those 2 hours i dreamt about beelzebub so i guess this is a win somehow

#i want to sleep normal hours pls #but also ig beel brainrot is more ingrained in my brain than i thought #[memories]

[kadythethief]

i bet satan's qi would be metal-dominant

#I THINK #or maybe wood??? #nah lets go with metal #he has a giant cat mecha of course #beel probably fire #iron widow brainrot #obey me

[hyperfixat]

HELLO NOT A REQUEST BUT ID LIKE TO DROP A BRAINROT THOUGHT I HAD!

Just read through your "how the brothers show affection" hcs and I sat there and thought "man I'd probably do that back no questions asked"

>Attempting to mimic Levi's Purrs/Trilling (and completely mutilating it but oh my demons he is FLUSTERED. Ask him to teach you and bro passes away)

>Softly biting Mammon (open mouth and slobbering on his jacket lmao) or straight up doing bird-style contact calling (I chirp and whistle at my pet bird she loves it and demands pets)

>Headbutting Satan in the arm (and then maybe doing some face nuzzles like cat becuase I think he'd melt)

>Nibbling at Beel, like if he feeds you a food just nip softly at his fingers (or like absent-mindedly chew on his forearm)

>Brat vs Brat Violence with Belphie waking up to find his whole face has been licked (smug bastard about it because he kinda smells like you now)

Idk it kinda just clicked in my head bc I do these things a lot and I wanted to share my brain juice

HELLO thank u for the ask and your comments on the rb and I LOVE THIS!!

post they’re referring to here

- i think levi would pass away then and there if while you guys are just hanging out, you start trying to make those noises. i imagine mild confusion anf then it clicks and he goes red in the face and falls backwards.. its like u suddenly reminded him he likes u and thats so embarrassing on his end >_< silly little otaku

- the mammon point you have made the slobber part really resonates with me <3 i would love to get his jacket covered in drool no reason other than to be a menace, and its more than fair!! you probably have bite marks and assorted demon afflicted marks on your clothes!!

- with satan i can see a headbutt compitition brewing. he does it, you do it (but harder), he goes slightly harder, and the good thing is u can almost always win!! he knows at some point if you dont give up he’ll end up hurting you.. its all in good fun, so the only way u lose is if you get interrupted by someone

- biting beel.. i like to think the demons in general have thicker skin if u know what i mean… hilarious to think that he doesn’t even know what youre doing or that it happened the first couple of times you went in for a bite 😭

like beel nibbles u a little and goes back to whatever he was doing idk, then in the back of his mind he thinks ‘hm something touched my arm’ completely not registering that was u going ham trying to dent his thick skin

- personally im not a licker, but i can also see compitition between you and belphie where at the end you both have to take a shower and change clothes becasue your licking went too far ☹️

#verified hyperfixat post #hyperfixat answers #obey me #obey me x reader #silly hyperfixat post #obey me shall we date #obey me x mc #obey me silly #om hcs #obey me headcanons #obey me hcs #mammon x mc #obey me leviathan x reader #beel x reader #obey me satan x mc #obey me belphie headcanons

[exchangestudentnova]

Honestly have been having platonic yandere vampire au brainrot for the obey me brothers for so long....just a bunch of vampires looking at a human and just going "yup. You're coven now." And turning them whether they want to or not....

Oh vampire au! I don't think much about this particular au, but it's fun to write about.

Covens: Families or unrelated groups of vampires who live together.

Yandere!Vampire!Brothers who are very protective of the new human exchange student. They must protect the poor fragile human from the lesser vampires. Should any harm come to the human, they'll be answerable to Diavolo. They'll control their urge to suck out your blood, no matter how painful it be.

Yandere!Vampire!Lucifer who wishes to spend all his time with you, and as a result, makes you do your RAD homework in his room while he looks at you from his desk, under the pretext of 'keeping an eye on you'. He will ask you to prick the tip of your finger and put a drop of your blood in his teacup, just enough to enhance the flavour of his tea.

Yandere!Vampire!Mammon who is so sweet and clingly towards you, always sitting close to you in the class, walking you home to after school, wanting to take you out shopping as soon as he gets goldie again. What? He adores you so much! He'll accompany you everywhere he can because he doesn't think you can protect yourself from the lesser vampires. Just don't let his hand go okay? He will keep you safe!

Yandere!Vampire!Leviathan who is grateful for a friend who actually listens to him! He tries to keep your attention focused on him by engaging you in his video games, keeping you cooped up in his room by pulling all nighters watching anime and TSL. Whenever he mentions being thirsty you rush out to get him some water, but he wasn't referring to water now was he? You'll surely let him have a sip if he asks nicely right?

Yandere!Vampire!Satan who helps you out when you're in need. Your task is to write about vampire as a human being? Don't worry, he's there to help you. Let's study about the basis anatomy of a vampire first? Hours and hours spent in the library or his room, your nose buried in the books, while he relishes in your presence. He'll delibrately pick books written in ancient script so you're forced to take his help in deciphering them or he'll delibrately select books with sharper edges so that he gets to enjoy a little treat after you leave.

Yandere!Vampire!Asmodeus who can't help but drown himself in your affection. The online account he made for you has already reached millions of followers, thanks to yours truly. The two of you spend time filming videos to post and do online challenges together. Many people compliment the new blush he's wearing, asking him the brand name. He just smiles sweetly and he tells them "it's one of a kind". The blush being your blood stored in his little compact case.

Yandere!Vampire!Beelzebub who is worried the most out of all the brothers about your safety. Everyday he feels like he lost Lilith yesterday, but now that you're here, he wants to make sure he never repeats that mistake again. He'll hog you as much as he can and will definitely put you on a training routine to make you strong. He will purposefully stuff his mouth with more food when you're around, he really don't wanna hurt you.

Yandere!Vampire!Belphegor who bares his teeth when someone tries to wake him from his sleep, but if it's you then it is replaced with a gentle smile, persuading you to join him instead. Before he used to hang around the planetarium and the attic, but now he can be found dozing in your bed. He will ask you to cuddle up to him everynight, even invites Beel from time to time. Sleeps with a part of his pillow in his mouth, should his vampiric urges take control in his sleep.

Yandere!Vampire!Brothers who are shocked by the news of your return to the human world. You have completed your year as an exchange student, now you must return home.

"But can't you just stay here? With us? We will protect you from any and all danger, so don't leave, there is no reason to go back" Mammon's voice had a lining of desperation that the others sitting in the room could catch on. All the brother where gathered in the living room to convince you to stay. "It was nice spending time with each one of you, but the presence of a human for too long might upset the natural balance. Plus I have a family I have to go back to" That's it! A family!

Yandere!Vampire!Brothers who pursuade you to become a vampire, then you can be a part of their family right? They can always get another human for the exchange program, but you, no, you're special. You will live with them as a vampire if you can't as a human. You'll not be taking the place of Lilith, no one can, but you've made your own and you'll be a part of their coven. What? You refuse? It's okay, supper's almost ready and the sleeping power should be kept here somewhere......well you don't have to worry, they will take care of everything. From the transition to the struggle of containing one's lust for blood, they'll be there with you at every step of the way. You will outlive your human family, and then they will be your only family, whom you will live with forever....

P.S : Hello anon! It was really fun for me to write this! But if it is not up to your liking then you can ask me to write it again and I'll try to better next time! Thank you!

#anon ask #platonic yandere #platonic yandere obey me #yandere obey me #yandere lucifer #yandere mammon #yandere leviathan #yandere satan #yandere asmodeus #yandere beelzebub #yandere belphegor #yandere belphie #yandere beel #yandere x reader

[skyeslittlecorner]

Asmodeus brainrot

I'm looking forward to Asmo more and more, and even though I know what he looks like in Love Unholic, I can't wait for him to appear where he belongs.

Phenix's chats

Asmo you monster, how dare you wear clothes, you should take them off immediately! *sets the camera*

Btw. Phenix. Calm down. He just wears a sheet. And he looks better in it than anyone in designer clothes.

Jokes aside for a moment. Avisos and Abaddon seems to be the safest places in Hell (in the context of an angelic invasion, of course). Avisos doesn't need angels to be in constant chaos, and Abaddon doesn't even need devils. Their king is enough.

In fact, we know from the comics that angels are actually afraid of Asmodeus' devils. So what about him himself? It's a theory, but Asmo may be the most powerful among the seven sins. If his mere presence has this effect on others, he doesn't even need to bother picking up a weapon. Everyone around will go crazy. Just approach and stab. Death. The end.

Offtop: in the context of a unit, it reminds me of Genshin and wondering how powerful the archon of Natlan will be since Bennet is a god himself. After seeing how powerful Ronove is, it can be a similar case.

Ronove's chats

This may refer to Love Unholic, but I haven't played it, so I don't know. That in itself is interesting, and the most interesting part is the last two sentences:

So far, the nobles were either delighted that we were choosing their kings (usually) or wanted to cause mischief (like Foras playfully suggesting that we should meet without telling Leviathan), I also saw Satan warning us about Beel (but knowing him, it's probably out of jealousy).

This seems like a sincere warning. We are warned by the devil who is fascinated by amputations, even if it's just a statement of fact rather than a suggestion that we should run away. Asmo, are you really gonna make a salad from our brain? Go on, I'm in for it-

Loading comics

It seems that Asmo's energy depends on what he does. And Phenix is like a meter. The better the king's time, the worse it will be with this boy. Interestingly, Dantalian doesn't look like his aura affects him that much.

Dantalian's chats

We reach my favorite point of the program. No more mystical powerful king, welcome to an overwhelmed dad with three obnoxious children.

You know Dantalian. Asmo would had to grab him by the collar like a puppy, drag him behind him and put him in a cage to stop him. All his smugness evaporated and turned into irritation.

AND THIS.

Ronove's artifact

If Asmo wants to teach someone dignity, it must be a terrible case. I see how all methods failed and he just shoved it in his Ronove's mouth and gave up completly. He sounds so done here lmao

In summary - it looks like Asmo will be a powerful, terrifying demon whose mere presence will drill a hole in your brain.

Then, his boys show up. And this intimidating demon turns into a tired father.

I can see him gossiping with Bael, two of the most chaotic countries are ruled by single parents lol

Can't wait.

PS. If you like this kind of analysis here is another part:

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb asmodeus #whb ronove #whb phenix #whb dantalian

[kittievampire]

Hello! Found your page recently and kicked myself to send in due to mammon and beel brainrot .-.

Anon because the filth req makes me shy lmao

Some ideas for ya (f!mc)

- 69 with Beel, but he's gagged with cloth, poor baby can only use his hands and whatever bit of tongue he can get out

- Exhibitionism and teasing from Mams (Cockwarming at the casino? Fingering on The Fall dance floor? These sound like bad porn titles oops)

- Beel wants a subtle spread leg MC dessert under the table at dinnertime (big hungry demon can't stay quiet and the other brothers def notice)

Also - folks HC that Mams would be too posessive to share MC but imo he'd prioritize MC's pleasure above anything soOoo..

- Sub mammon tied up and only getting kisses/ hj from MC while Beel hits it from the back

- DP with greedyboi and hungryboi (who prefers pussy/ ass? Writer's choice!)

- Beel gets a meal *cough pussy*, while Mams gets a beej

- Overstim feat. both of them, greed and gluttony means orgasms til they're satisfied. Get wrecked mc.

I feel both of them have a praise kink? Both giving and receiving. But this might just be me wanting to give the good boys a treat

*This turned into a long brain dump sorry lol feel free to take or leave any prompts :') My brain is now free and I pass the rot to you

Hoooollllyyyyy

Damn

I just

Damn

Yes

YES

Lemme see what I have in my bag, my dear~

Click here if you wanna request!

Warnings: Smut, Switch!Fem!MC x Switch!Beelzebub x Switch!Mammon, Dacryphilia, Bondage, Overstim, Oral (f. receiving), Gagging, Concealed!Public Sex

Enjoy, you horny fucks.

"How you holding up, Beel?"

You gently stroked his large, hard cock with your small, soft hand, placing little kitten licks against the tip that was drooling with precum. His length was coated in your saliva as a result of you happily gagging and drooling all over it when it was in your mouth, as well as the stimulation you were getting from the Avatar of Gluttony's fingers.

You were so cruel.

When he tried to muffle a response through the red cloth that you'd shoved into his mouth, you couldn't help but giggle. You didn't even need to look at him, you could just tell that he was obscenely drooling at the sight of your cunt. You moaned, not only at the feeling of his thumb circling your clit while his fingers thrusted knuckles-deep into you, but also at the thought of how he looked right now.

Were his eyes blown out?

Did he look ready to pounce?

How was he still keeping himself together?

"D-Don't worry, baby, just a little while longer, I promise." You'd said that many times over, and yet, you still haven't given him the privilege of ravaging your pussy like the starving glutton he was. You felt him inch close to your opening and pressed your tongue and lips against his cock, sloppily kissing and drooling all over it once more. "The m-more you struggle, the more time it will take for you to taste me, Beel," You cooed, pushing yourself down against his fingers, earning a lewd squelch sound and for some of your juices to land on his face.

He groaned, and you could hear a low rumble in his stomach.

"Almost done, Beel, promise."

To be quite honest, talking to his opponents, playing poker, and trying to keep you quiet was a lot of work. You were planted on his lap, cock pushed past your folds and the tip snuggled against your cervix.

"Royal Flush, baby! Looks like ya better cough up!" Mammon exclaimed with a snarky grin on his face, bouncing his leg, which caused you to move up and down on his cock. You blushed, biting down on your bottom lip to hold back your noises.

Thankfully, his opponents were too drunk to notice your reaction to his movements. "G'dammit. Double or nothin'!" One of the demons said, to which Mammon threw his head back and cackled.

You almost let out a whine, knowing that one more game means more time that you'd have to sit there and warm his cock, nothing else. Mammon leaned forward, lips close to your ear so he could whisper ever so quietly, "Ya heard that, Treasure?" He gripped your thighs tightly, making sure you wouldn't move. "One more game, yeah? You can last for a while longer, can't ya?"

You shuddered.

Your pussy was aching to be thoroughly fucked, and at this point, you wouldn't care if he bent you over the table. But you didn't want to disobey him.

Your walls clenched around his cock and he grunted. He pecked your cheek. "Good girl," He cooed before turning back to face his opponents.

Beel completely caught you off-guard.

You honestly didn't expect him to grab your thighs from under the table and push them apart, nor did you expect for him to be under the table in the first place. You looked down, eyes wide in shock as he pulled down your panties. He looked up at you and smiled sweetly before attaching his lips to your cunt.

It was all happening way too fast, and you were at the table having dinner! With his brothers, no less!

You nearly choked as you felt him drag his tongue lazily over your folds, a shudder running down your spine as a dark blush formed on your face. You clenched your teeth to suppress a gasp, covering your mouth as your eyes darted over toward the brothers.

Thankfully, Mammon was causing a bit of a ruckus at the dinner table, so none of their eyes were on you at the moment.

Beel's grip on your thighs only tightened as you squirmed, shoving his tongue into your cunt, groaning softly as he got a taste of your walls. You muffled a whimper into your hand as you closed your eyes, his thumb rubbing circles over your clit to further stimulate you. He wanted the sweetness of your release, and he wanted it as soon as possible. The lewd slurping against your cunt, as well as your soft whimpers, only made it through your fuzzy head when you looked up to see six pairs of eyes staring you down.

I'm gonna go ahead and make the three-ways in a seperate part. I'll link it once it's posted, but I hope you liked it, anon!

Masterlist

#obey me #obey me smut #obey me beelzebub #obey me beelzebub smut #obey me mammon #obey me mammon smut #mammon obey me smut #beelzebub obey me smut #mammon smut #beelzebub smut #omswd smut

[lancermylove]

Dumping yet again a random brainrot i had, i feel like the brother would never want teen MC to move out the house. Like, yes go and have your experiences and all that, but please don't forget about them?

Idk, i feel like they'd be scared of them growing up but also really proud of them at the same time.

So ya, if mc wants to move out when they get older they better expect random frequent visits and daily phone calls.

And your random brain rot is now a quick ask. 😂

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Thought of You Moving Out of HoL/Devildom one day:

No way. You wouldn't leave him. Not possible - Asmo, Luke, Belphie

Everyone has to grow up one day and go their own way - Lucifer, Barbatos, Solomon, Thirteen, Mephistopheles, Raphael

Sings "la la la" in his head because he can't bear the thought of you leaving him - Mammon, Levi

He's going to be sad when that happens, but he's happy for you - Beel, Diavolo, Satan, Simeon

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You Actually Move Out:

Alas, the day has finally come. Says goodbye to you with a heavy heart - Lucifer, Beel, Simeon, Barbatos, Mephistopheles

Turns into a helicopter "parent" - Asmo, Solomon

Allow you to move out on one condition: you have to call him daily and tell him everything that happened - Levi, Satan, Diavolo

Let's you go, but when you move into your new place, he's already there and moved in. You thought you could get away that easily? Haha, nice try - Mammon, Belphie

Cries his heart out - Luke

Go! Live your life to the fullest - Thirteen, Raphael

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me raphael #obey me solomon #obey me mephistopheles #obey me thirteen

[l3viat8an]

AHHH it's the middle of the day and too early to be thinking about this but I have arrived to bombard you with some Beel Brainrot

Not me imagining Subby!Beel be muzzled and tied up during your unholy antics. Like:

He's tied up on the bed staring at you with watery eyes. Not only have you been edging him for the last hour, but now you wont even touch him. He just watching you as you play with yourself. He so desperately wants to taste you as he pulls against his restraints. Your smell filling the room and the pretty sounds coming from you are making him regret teasing you so much earlier. If only it were his tongue instead of your fingers between your thighs making you feel good.

Deepest apologies,

~🍒

Nsfw content MDNI

Don’t worry about it 🍒!! It’s a horny corner 24/7 over here! At least for fictional demons~ tiny disclaimer; I suck at sticking to subby boys so this is more switch Beel-

Beel loves and hates this-

He loves, how your scent fills the room mixing with his and all the soft little moans and huffs you let out. He loves watching your face twist in pleasure~

But he hates not being able to touch you. To have you sooo close just to be denied felt horrible. He also hates how you didn’t let him cum and the way he’s so close, he feels like he might cum just from watching you-

Beel’s still pulling, hoping the restraints will break but they hold up. (Let say they’re magic reinforced or something-) and he’s whining endlessly. Mixed with little pleas of your name and how bad he wants to touch you, please you~ anything but just watch!!

All this does is push you closer to your climax, Beel’s voice is so cute and knowing he wants, no needs you that bad feels so good~

You’re right on the edge, eyes squeezed shut as you try and tip yourself over the edge.

Then letting a soft moan of Beel’s name slip from your lips and you can hear something literally snap as you cum.

And before you can come down from you high or even open your eyes, you feel a hand on one of your thighs and Beel’s body heat much closer then he should be.

You open your eyes just in time to see Beel yanking off the muzzle and tossing it away, white ropes of cum across his stomach.

The thought that he came just watching you get off floats through your mind, but before you can think about it too much or even say anything Beel’s spreading your legs open and placing himself between them.

His eyes dart up to meet yours as he says “My turn.”

#uhhhhh idk what happened 🤠 but yea~ #🍒 anon! #obey me! #obey me #obmswd #om! #obey me x reader #obmswd x reader #om! x reader #obey me smut #obmswd smut #obey me beel smut #obmswd beel x chubby reader #obmswd beel x reader #obmswd beel #om! beel #om! beelzebub #om! smut #obey me beel x reader #roro writes #obey me brain rot #obey me imagines #obey me fem!reader

[apoorhuman]

So, some crack hcs because why not?

Don't attack me, I'm not that far into the og om

Lucifer, Diavolo, and Barbatos definitely has had a hard time adjusting on how to use d.d.d correctly like how simeon is in the first season, but Lucifer wouldn't admit it so he just locked himself in his room trying to figure out how to use d.d.d by himself and it's giving grey hair

Levi would always ask mammon to drive him somewhere because he doesn't want to walk or even take public transport when in the human world

Asmo 100% once ruined his relaxing bath, probably spill his scented candle and accidentally setting something on fire

I hc that Diavolo is a huge fan of either Shakira or Beyonce, and Barbatos would always walks on Dia dancing while blasting waka waka

Barbatos once almost set the whole castle or probably just the room big part of castle on fire after spotting and then seeing 3 rats eating together I mean same barbs I would too

Levi and mammon probably makes some iconic vines that nobody knew except for the both of them, when they saw some humans recreating it while visiting the human world they like to laugh and remember the good times back then

Even though belphie always fell asleep while cooking most of the time he would try his best not to fall asleep if he's cooking fo beel, but for Lucifer? Fuck it he's sleeping in the kitchen counter

Barbatos once jump to diavolo's arm on purpose because there was a rat near his feet at the time, the both of them agreed to not talked about that at all, but sometimes diavolo always told mc or Lucifer sometimes behind barbs back

Levi has a shrine for ruri, but not for being a simple but just admiring like a fan admiring their inspirational idol y'know?

Mammon would sometimes slip in to Lucifer's room but not because he wanted to steal something, sometimes he just wanted to check in on Lucifer, and most of the time he would found him sleeping on his desk

Asmo is a k-pop fan, not die hard but just like the songs and fashions, sometimes visuals too (he would not say that their visual is above him)

Satan and Levi definitely has a blank expression when they watched/read something spicy, but they will smile like an idiot in love if it's fluff

Asmo and Levi would be the ultimate karaoke duo

When mammon accidently hit a wall while running from levi, Levi would laugh at him like normal sibling do, but he would be lowkey worried

Belphie would sometime sleep walked, sometimes in mammon's floor room, sometimes in front of asmo's room, sometimes he walked in to Levi's room too, or on top of Satan's pile of books in his room, and Lucifer's bed, but most of the time he would ended up at either the planetarium or beel's bed cuddled up to beel

Hear me out, Levi listens to the living tombstone

Anyways that's all of my brainrot lol

#this has been sitting in my drive before nb 3d model released god damn #obey me #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me crack #little s rambles #obey me headcanons #obey me hcs #obey me funny #obey me sheep mc #obey me shenanigans #obey me shitpost #lucifer obey me #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me nb #obey me nonsense #obey me nightbringer

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random soft lucifer brainrot, don't mind me

so we all know how much the brothers love to see mc acting on their sin right? with luci...while yes, he loves it when mc takes pride in themself and their abilities, or when they take pride in their relationship with him

but he loves it more when they're prideful of his brothers, their accomplishments, their talents, especially when they don't know he's around

mc congratulating mams for being on the cover of the newest majolish magazine

mc telling levi they're proud of him for stepping out of his comfort zone

mc subconsciously mentioning to satan how they're proud of how much he's grown since they first met him

mc being the first to show up at asmo's fashion showcases

mc praising beel for doing so well during his fangol matches

mc snapping at lower level demons for undermining his skills because of his sin, bragging about how he can sleep in class and still get better grades than all of them

but don't get me wrong, he loves curling up into mc's arms after a hard day, hearing soft affirmations of how proud of him they are, telling him he deserves a break, how he can't keep overworking himself

#obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me lucifer fluff #obey me fluff #obey me mc