The final scene faded to black before the tv lit up white with a series of scrolling credits. Beel grabbed for the remote resting between us and I placed my hand over his, threading my fingers through his.
“Do you want to watch another movie?” He squeezed gently and I shook my head. As comfortable as I was cuddled close to Beel under the blankets, my attention span could only take so long sitting still watching movies. “What would you want to do?”
His eyes lit up as took my time answering. Baking was probably what he hoped for, but I had plans tomorrow to do that. I glanced at the bedside table where the chargers tested for our devices.
“Do you...want to smash?”
Beel blinked and I rolled away from him to open one of the drawers, pulling out a box. A low sound started in his throat as I opened it.
“I’m going first, though,” he said.
I laughed. “Fine but I’m calling Levi to come play Smash Devils! I’m finally going to beat him, I swear it!”
Satan: Folks, I’m just gonna say. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. It rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. The dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does.
Belphegor: A frog made this post.
Mammon: The frog is right
Satan: Shower thoughts: if 666 is evil, then 25.806975801127 is the root of all evil.
Mammon: Do you have a fucking calculator in your shower?
Simeon: When a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why you sometimes just feel sad.
Belphegor: From now on if anyone asks me why i am randomly sad...instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away
Mammon: Holy shit
Beelzebub: Good to know there’s a worthwhile reason behind it
Diavolo: I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
Asmodeus: This was surprisingly uplifting
Leviathan: It’s only a matter of time before someone uses a drone to kidnap a child
Mammon: Reverse stork
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR
ALL OVER MY CAR
INSIDE OF MY CAR
THEY COULD KILL ME
IM ALLERGIC TO BEES
Belphegor: I CANNOT stop laughing
Belphegor: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
Beelzebub: When it bounces perfectly in the corner I experience a thought
Barbatos: You are the owner of a magic backpack; every morning you stick your hand in and it contains exactly what you need for the day. One morning it contains a gun.
Satan: But isn’t this the plot of Dora the Explorer
Diavolo: Swiper ain’t swiping no more
Luke: Yeah well I think dragons suck
Leviathan: I will kick your ass so hard your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth like a pez dispenser
Asmodeus: Who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy
Who the fuck says “I’m going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and I’m gonna fucking like it”
Beelzebub: Feed Me The Pain Salt
Lucifer: If my eye isn’t twitching it’s not sour enough
Mammon: F is got friends who do stuff without you
Belphegor: U is for uninvited
Solomon: C is for clinging onto hope that you won’t keep getting forgotten
Beelzebub: K is for Krispy Kreme yum
Mammon: This is not what I wanted this post to turn out like
Leviathan: One time I got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
Satan: DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
Leviathan: “Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning” is literally just the human version of “Have you tried turning it off and back on again?”
Asmodeus: What have you done
Belphegor: If I ever died I am going to haunt my school. You’re an asshole? I am going to step on the back of your shoes the entire day. I’ll randomly open and close lockers. I’ll go on the intercom and just make breathing noises. Pull the fire alarm during the finals. Throw a book at someone every time they do/say something stupid. I would be an awesome ghost.
Diavolo: “If I ever died”
Belphegor: TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fucking throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
Barbatos: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Cause though hast NO CLASS
Lucifer: Oh my gosh
Leviathan: Sitting on and touching warm rocks......now that’s the good stuff......
Mammon: Are you... a reptile?
Leviathan: What are you a cop? Mind your business
Mammon: (Puts honey in my tea) hell yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee juice
Barbatos: Do you take constructive criticism on your posts?
Mammon: I absolutely fucking do not
Satan: Hands down the funniest thing I ever heard at college was overhearing the following sentanced at a conference
“I asked him what his pronouns were and he said, ‘Uh, PhD’”
Asmodeus: You will refer to me as DOCTOR and DOCTOR alone
Mammon: I hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and the test is like
If I throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can Pedro buy with one human soul?
Belphegor: I’ve never seen a more accurate post explaining math tests
Belphegor: *doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
Leviathan: *exists* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
Satan: Drove my first riding lawn mower today! I’d love to say I also mowed my lawn but as it turns out, of you down lower the blade, you’re just driving circles around your house for two and a half hours for no reason! What a day!
Barbatos: For someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
Satan: Water cannot be burned
Satan: You know what’s really odd?
Satan: Number not divisible by 2
Solomon: That joke was so bad I can’t even
Diavolo: Cannibal — someone who is fed up with people
Luke: YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN
Barbatos: What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
Barbatos: 2 Na
Asmodeus: I actually want to cry
Solomon: What are the strongest days of the week?
Solomon: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays
Solomon: Stop unfollowing me
MC: What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
MC: Mount Rushmore
Lucifer: Get out
Mammon: What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?
Mammon: A πthon
Satan: I want this on my tombstone
Satan: So oxygen went on a date with potassium today...it went ok
Belphegor: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium...omg
Diavolo: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was like “NO”
Barbatos: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
Asmodeus: Looks like someone’s a HO
Lucifer: I’m done with all of you
Simeon: Where did Noah keep his bees?
Simeon: IN THE ARK HIVES
Lucifer: get the fuck away from me right now
Diavolo: It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame
MC: Don’t fuck me up like this
Mammon: Why do wizards and mages and shit in stuff always have to use a fucking stick or staff to do magic. What’s so special about a goddamn tree bone
Solomon: There’s a huge occult explanation for that but long story short: if you miscast do you want a stick to explode or your hand?
Satan: Also good for hitting people
Asmodeus: Dramatic flair
Beelzebub: Tastes good
“I’m a writer” is always a great excuse
“Why are you researching Aztec culture” I’m a writer
“Why are you searching poisonous flowers” I’m a writer
“Why is there a dead body in your attic?” I’m a writer
Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g. take meds)? Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it. You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.
Mammon: That’s a damn good advice
Asmodeus: A cat wrote this
Leviathan: Isn’t it weird that you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
Solomon: This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where??? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”
Leviathan: Great! How do I uninstall it?
Mammon: If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad a decision can it really be
Belphegor: #new life motto
Asmodeus: I think this will be my graduation quote
MC: Can this year be the year I become hot?
Diavolo: No but I can be the year you realize you always were
Asmodeus: Aw this is the cutest
Leviathan: The people here are all becoming alarmingly smooth alarmingly fast what is happening
Asmodeus: Okay, story time. At a group sleepover there’s this friend, MC, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? They nod off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends leans back and hears them mumbling in their sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. MC snuggles their blanket smiles and in the sweetest voice says, “Go on, Solomon. You can jump, it’s only 30 stories.”
Satan: I know I have talked and done some weird shit in my sleep.
Mammon: One time a friend, Belphegor, was sleeping over. He had the top bunk, I had the bottom. I heard this random noise and woke up just to find him hanging upside down staring at me, smiling devilishly. He mumbled “I’ll peel your skin off” then fell off the bed. I’ve never been so horrified in my life.
Belphegor: At least your friends didn’t start chewing on you in your sleep, I thought I was going to be fucking eaten alive
Mammon: Why the fuck does English have a word for Defenstatrion—the act of throwing someone out a window but not for “the day after tomorrow” ???
Satan: Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my older brother ereyesterday. I shall defenstarte my younger brother overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
Leviathan: I may not have the hottest body or the clearest skin or the softest hair or the prettiest eyes or the cutest laugh or the perfect smile or the best morals or the biggest goals or the highest grades or the most friends or the largest amount of control or the nicest attitude
Leviathan: No that’s all
MC: Everyone is kissing someone else for New Years but I get to kiss a stuffed penguin so who really wins here
I haven’t felt very confident lately so wrote a little something to cheer myself up. About asexual MC and Beel.
“What do you think?” My voice sounded hollow with my ear pressed against Beel’s chest. The sound of his soft breaths and hums as he chewed were oddly pleasant, and I traced the triangles patterned on his shirt with an idle finger.
“These sandwiches you made are really good.”
I snorted, turning my head to hide my face in his side. The fact the answer was obvious, and yet one I hadn’t expected, made me laugh a second time.
“No, I mean about us.”
“Us?” The last of the sandwiches were gone and I glanced up to watch Beel lick his fingers clean of crumbs. His brow furrowed before clearing. “Oh. Did you want one too? We can still make more, right?”
“Well, yes, we still have bread but - no, forget about the sandwiches.”
He moved to get up from bed and I wrapped my arm all the way around his waist, squeezing lightly to keep him still. I wished it was as simple as being disappointed about missing a snack, but the hollow feeling that had been gnawing it’s way through my gut wasn’t anything a simple meal could fill. It wasn’t as easy to bring up, either, especially when he already looked so upset with himself about eating my share. Sating his hunger was one thing, but what about...other things? Things I couldn’t do?
“Okay...” The confusion was back on his face and I bite my lip. My hand tapped out a nervous return against his side. I thought this was a good idea to bring this up, but maybe it was best if I’d just let it be. It hadn’t affected us so far yet, and talking about anything intimate was something I preferred to do when the moment came. And, so far, the moment hadn’t come. But it was only a matter of time, wasn’t it?
“Do you like me for more than just my food?” The look on his face fell and I winced. I was already messing this up. I moved to get up but it was Beel’s turn to wrap his arms around me. I squirmed in his grasp as he picked me up and placed me on his stomach, letting go only when I stilled to brush my bangs out of my face. My final defense, gone, and I looked away. He told my chin in his hand and tilted it back to him.
“Why would you say that?”
“Because, um, I just wanted to make sure that - look can I just start over?” I couldn’t keep looking at his frown or wide eyes. My lip trembled, from the abuse from my teeth and the tears I was struggling to hold back, and I turned my eyes away as much as the gentle hold on my chin allowed.
I hated this. I hated talking about this but I hated not knowing even more. The questioning, the doubting myself - it was worse than if Beel, if anyone, just left. Except everyone always left and I didn’t know what I’d do with myself if Beel did, too.
“I...I just mean that there’s more to me than just being able to cook, you know?”
The hand left my chin to cup my cheek and I didn’t know I’d started crying until his thumb wiped across it.
“I know. You tell really good jokes and you’re really smart and you take care of my brothers.”
“Yeah?” My voice was too shaky to get more out and I smiled when he nodded. I bet down to press a kiss to his chest and his my face in his shirt. “And...and you know I’m ace, right?”
Beel nodded. “You didn’t sound like you wanted to talk a lot about it before so I didn’t say anything. Asmo told me a few things, though. Did you want to talk about it now?”
I rubbed my forehead into his shirt. “I’m going to have to at some point, but I guess I just...wanted to make sure you remembered.”
“I remembered.” He was quiet for a moment, and I wondered if that was going to be end of it. Would it go on like this again? Where I’d doubt until I brought it up again when it got too overwhelming? “I don’t love you because I want to have sex with you.”
I lifted my head up, my face a mess of tears and hair sticking to red cheeks. “What?”
“Did you want to have sex?”
My nose wrinkled. “No, what was the first part?”
“I love you?”
“Yes, that part.”
He chuckled. “I love you.”
My face went even redder and I went back to leaning over to hide it. After another moment of quiet, I let out a long breath. “Thank you.”
Hello love! I managed to get a black eye today as result of being an idiot at work. I was wondering if I could get some reactions from our lovely demon boyz when MC comes home with a black eye as a result of something stupid.
ALL BROTHERS // LITTLE CRACK ONCE AGAIN IM SO SORRY // GN READER // BRUISES // COMFORT
I assumed 'demon boyz' meant the brothers so if it meant all of them I apologise 🧎♀️🧎♀️ but!! I know it's been a while since you sent this in but I hope your eye is okay 🥺
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+ He didn't notice at first, idling chatting and welcoming you home as he flipped through a document
+ When he finally raised his eyes to you, a flash of red panic jumped across them before he fought to keep his composure , tightening the grip on his document behind his back.
+ "You've gone injuring yourself once more I see. . .unless, did someone do this?" He subtly tries to find out if someone hurt you without letting on how much he cares.
+ After you explain the incident he blinks at you for a few silent moments before sighing like a disappointed parent.
+ Brushing over your bruise lightly with a delicate hesitance, he holds his usual stern expression.
+ "Be careful, you're my responsibility so I can't have you getting hurt on my watch," he explains in a monotone as he shifts back to his documents before muttering, "and I don't like seeing someone I care for injured."
+ Mammon has this annoying- sorry- sweet habit of running up behind you and poking your face.
+ So when he saw you get home he obviously threw on his devilish grin and did his usual scene.
+ However, he jumped at your yelp of pain, believing he had hurt you. Hunching over in some guilt, his face melted into one of a puppy who accidentally bit their owner too hard until he saw the bruise.
+ "Ehhh?! Who dared t'lay a hand on me human?" Mammon grumbled as he cupped your face, a focused expression on the otherwise easily distracted demon.
+ Once you explained the situation to him, he blushed furiously and weakly flicked your forehead. "Tch, s-stupid human! Gettin' me worried for nothin'. . ."
+ Throughout the day he'd keep looking over at the purple-yellow mark and pouting to himself.
+ "HOLD ON MC IM ABOUT TO WIN-" The demon shouted enthusiastically as you entered his room.
+ Only a few moments later his match finished and he spun in his chair only to squeak when he saw the bruise painting your face.
+ Hurriedly getting up, he accidentally pulled his headphone cord, forgetting to take off the headset but it didn't even phase him as he sputtered out questions.
+ After you explain that you're fine and that it was an accident (a bloody stupid one at that) Levi wavers slightly before giving you one of his rare, tight hugs.
+ "Mmph, be careful you normie! I don't want other people laying hands on you- violent or not."
+ It's lucky that it was just an accident, otherwise Levi would have had to rip up a demon into itsy bitsy little pieces and that ruins the limited edition Ruri-Chan carpets!
+ Our Satan is quite the observant one, so when you had gotten home with a mark of violence on your face he quickly noticed.
+ His position remained calm, hands folded in his lap as one leg lay over the other, however his frown deepened. Why were you casually conversing with him as if you didn't have a huge bruise on your face?
+ Patiently waiting for you to finish whatever you were saying, the demon finally asked, "who hurt you?"
+ At first you were confused at the sudden change of topic but then you realised, and as you explained you noticed the deep and shaded twist in his eyes even out to the usual bright green.
+ "Ah, so that was it, what a relief." Satan held his heart with a sigh before simply pointing out, "you should really be more careful, seeing someone I love get hurt doesn't help me keep my wrath under wraps," as if that wasn't a really touching thing to say.
+ Although he did chuckle and tease you slightly at how silly you are for managing to injure yourself in such a way.
+ He also offered to heal the bruise with some magic, saying something about how seeing you hurt disturbed him.
+ The avatar of Lust is probably the brother who pays the most attention to your face, so he immediately noticed the mark that ruined his perfect art piece.
+ With a dramatic gasp he (gracefully) jogged up to you and held your face tenderly with a somewhat peeved expression.
+ "Oh darling, what did you get yourself into now?" He attempted to honey his voice but a clear spit of venom was present in his tone.
+ As you explained to him that you're just a dumbass (sorry MC) he gently peppered kisses over and around the bruise, making you giggle through your words.
+ He offered to cover it up with foundation and to be honest when it comes to Asmo you can't refuse- if he wants to put foundation on it's going on.
+ So he settled down in the cushioned seat by his vanity, sitting you on his lap as he patted on the coverage, all the while scolding you for not taking better care of yourself.
+ Your legs swung by his hips as you grinned childishly, if it meant getting pampered you'd make dumb mistakes every day.
+ Having finally arrived home you made your way to the kitchen for a snack, only to find Beel cooking up one of your favourite meals.
+ And as much as your mouth watered you knew it was better not to steal food from the avatar of gluttony.
+ When Beel spotted you, he dropped his spoon into the dish and stared before giving you a look you'd never seen on him before. Eyes serious, his brows furrowed in a way similar to Lucifer's, his jaw tensing.
+ Apron still on, he rolled up his sleeves and started marching up to you. "Who?" He asked bluntly, throwing his coat that lay on the counter over him.
+ You blinked confusedly before realising oh yeah, I have a bruise just on my face. Helping him slide his coat back off, you told him about your silly incident.
+ He gave a soul crushing hug afterwards before his expression turned back to the usual him as he sweetly requested you be more careful when he's not there to protect you.
+ "Also, I made you some food. . ." He handed over the plate of your favourite meal newly cooked. As you happily scarfed it down, he stroked your head and muttered, "had a feeling something happened. . ."
+ Belphie had just woken from a nap when he saw you laying beside him. You were shattered when you got back so you decided to slept next to your reliably sleepy demon.
+ He inspected your face whilst you lay there peacefully as a mildly stormy look grew on his own.
+ Debating on whether or not to wake you, he say up and peered over your still body. He never had much patience anyways. But before he could break your slumber, your eyes shot open, presumably the feeling of his figure awakening you.
+ As you stared right back at him in silence, you felt some anxiousness grow- why was he just l o o k i n g at you like that?
+ "Who did you fight?" He asked uncharacteristically softly. Realising what he was talking about, you explained to him that you had just got into a little accident. "Tch, dummy." He turned over on the bed in annoyance like an angry spouse, his back facing you for a few seconds before he turned back around again.
+ Like a koala he clung onto you, his arms and legs wrapped around you like a comfy weighted blanket. "It's not fair, just stay in bed with me here where nothing can hurt you."
Obey Me || Brothers Playing Animal Crossing New Horizons
you bought each one of the brothers Animal Crossing so they came experience a game from your world. they can either be your friend, s/o, brotherly figure, etc. since your relationship with them is never mentioned.
(gender neutral reader)
i just got back into Obey Me so i hope you don't mind some Obey Me content ^^
✧ Literally has no idea why you even bother getting him a game when you know he clearly has no interest and time for games. You told him that it was a fun, relaxing game you know he'll enjoy. He finally caved in after seeing you play with his brothers and he wanted to see what the hype was all about.
✧ Cue to Lucifer playing the game on his free time. He enjoys being able to control basically whatever he wants. If there's a villager he dislikes, he can time travel to kick them out and wishing he can do the same with some of his brothers.
✧ He loves to show off and give you tours on his island when you visit. You really weren't surprised that his island is aesthetically pleasing considering he chooses the interior design for the House of Lamatation.
✧ Has about 150-200 hours. He usually plays during his free time or whenever no one is around.
✧ If he can't money off of it, then he won't waste his time with it. After finding out how much real money people are willing to spend on buying popular villagers, that's when he's listening.
✧ He tries to finish the main part the game as quick possible so he can island hop around for Raymond, Judy, Coco, Zucker, and any other popular villagers. Once he sells all the villagers, he resets and does the whole process over again.
✧ Mammon's island doesn't even have a theme. He just places houses wherever he has room since the poor villagers are going to be booted off anyways. He sells off all the decoration and material he receives so he has millions of bells in his saving. He drops them all off at your island before he resets and comes over to collect. You are way too kind to not say no.
✧ His hours on the games change since he restarts constantly. He usually has 300 hours before he starts over and all of that time was spent on villager trafficking making money.
✧ Did you say you bought him a game from you realm? Oh, he's so in. He immediately booted up the game before you could even explain what the game was about. Ah, it's a farming game. Let's get this going.
✧ Levi will speed run through the main part of the game so he can start collecting everything. He time travels so he can catch every bugs, fish, and sea creatures to finish his museum. He checks Nook's Cranny and Able Sisters so he can buy and catalog everything. He is super competitive during the fishing and bug tournament even though you told him that none of the villagers can actually compete but he still sees them as competition.
✧ His island is literally an Ikea. He reserves a small portion of the island to display the furniture from the same collection. In the back, he has all of his villager houses perfectly lined up. You normally would pay him visit to catalog any furniture you need or to collect any extra DIY recipe he doesn't need.
✧ Has the most hours out of everyone; 1,000+ hours.
✧ When he saw that there were cat villagers, he's in. He normally doesn't play video games but he's not against trying out this relaxing game you told him about.
✧ Satan spends so much Nook Miles ticket in order to hunt for the cat villagers. Even if they are no so good looking, he doesn't care. They are all beautiful in his eyes. You wanted to surprise him so you had Raymond in boxes and invited Satan over. You told him he can snatch the cat and the demon was nearly in happy tears.
✧ His island has a soft, city aesthetic. Everything is well organized and it feels as if you're going through a city in the movies. He has small reading corners tucked in everywhere along with a bunch of cat items.
✧ Has around 800 hours. It's such a sweet game that he can't help but pick it up every time he sees his switch.
✧ Asmo is very interested in the game and is willing to give it a try. When he booted up the game, he was amazed by the graphics and is excited to start building up his island.
✧ His favorite part is the Able Sisters and the custom designs. He loves designing and is disappointed that he can't have unlimited spaces on the pro designs. He buys and gifts all his villagers nice clothing so they can be beautiful as him. He finds it a bit insulting when some of them wouldn't wear what he gift them and the just put in their house in display saying "it makes me itchy".
✧ This demon's island is literally straight out of a Disney Princess movie. It's literally a cottage-core aesthetic with an added princess-core. You both love to put on dresses while running around and pretending you both are the main character.
✧ Has 500 hours. He plays the game for about 2 hours at a time so his eyes won't hurt from staring at the screen too much.
✧ Beel is flattered that you spent so much money on getting him a game and console, but he asked you to return it since he can just share with Belphie and you can use that money on yourself.
✧ He shares the island with Belphie but he is the island representative since he plays more often than his twin. He loves every single one of his villagers and would give them gifts and talk to them every day. In fact, he's got all of their photos and he hangs up to show his sign of close friendship with them.
✧ The island is a bit of a mess. Beel always keep the furniture he obtains from his villager friends and he places them all over his island since his storage would be filled up. Even though he can sell them and buy them later, it's not same because it's the one he got from his villagers. He also places chairs all over the place because he doesn't want them to sit on the ground.
✧ Has about 300-400 hours.
✧ He shares the island with Beel since he almost never plays the game. When he does, he plays with his twin or you since he enjoys your company.
✧ Belphie enjoys the simple, small functions of the game. He likes fishing and bug catching. He likes watching his museum grow and feels accomplished when Blathers tell him that their museum has been finished. Even then, he still fishes and catch bugs.
✧ If he had his own island, there would be weeds and flowers everywhere since he would not touch the game for days, even weeks. He doesn't really have the motive all the time. Thank goodness Beel maintains the weeds and flowers because Belphie wouldn't even bother with them. He doesn't touch any decoration his brother places down.
✧ 100-150 hours. At least he got to the hundreds range.
Obey Me Chapter 31 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 32 Spoilers - Chat
Obey Me Chapter 37 Spoilers - Part 1
Obey Me Chapter 37 Spoilers - Part 2
Obey Me Chapter 38 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 38 Spoilers - Chat
Obey Me Chapter 39 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 40 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 41 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 42 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 43 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 44 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 45 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 45 Spoilers - Solomon
Obey Me Chapter 46 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 46 Spoilers - Lucifer's Meow
Obey Me Chapter 47 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 48 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 49 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 50 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 51 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 52 Spoilers
Obey Me Chapter 53 Spoilers
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Obey Me Chapter 55 Spoilers
Obey Me - Sheets and Tips/Others
Obey Me Chapter 3: TSL Quiz
Obey Me Chapter 27 and 28 Dance Invitations
Obey Me Chapter 28: The Play
Obey Me Season 2 Card Guide (Outdated but Strategy is Viable)
Obey Me: Experience Sheet
Obey Me: Cheat Point Sheet - Events Calculator
Obey Me: Lonely Devil Calculator
Obey Me: Beel's Underwear Chat (Going Commando)
Obey Me: Group Hug Devilgram - Snippets
ObeyMax/Obey Me Drawings
Obey Max Day 1 - Demons
Obey Max Day 2 - Angels
Obey Max Day 3, 4, and 5 - Obey Max
Obey Max Day 3, 4, and 5 - Obey Max - Ruri - Chan
Obey Max Day 6 - Lucifer
Obey Max Day 7 and 8: Mammon and Levi
Obey Max Day 9: Satan
Obey Max Day 10: Asmodeus
Obey Max Day 11 and 12: Beelzebub and Belphegor
Obey Max Day 13: Panda
Obey Max Day 14: Error Message
Obey Max Day 16: Yukata
Obey Max Day 13, 17, 18, 21, and 22: Butler/Maids, Diavolo, Barbatos, and Solomon
Obey Max Day 24: Ruri - Chan Event