Y/N :: If you were my husband, I’d put poison in your pumpkin juice.
Draco :: If you were my wife, I’d drink it.
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Kimetsu Academy Innocent Quote:
Rengoku at work on the phone with his dad, and Shinjuro at a parent-teachers with Senjuro and Uzui
Shinjuro (yelling on the phone): Just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk! I'm at a parent-teachers conference.
Tengen (very concerned): ...
Shinjuro: —Anyways, you said Senjuro was enjoying finger painting? That's great.
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Andrew: So I started seeing someone
Bee: As in hallucinations or dating?
Andrew: I wish I knew
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Velvette: Is this your plan B?
Vox: Technically, this is Plan P.
Valentino: Plan P? Is there a Plan M?
Vox: Yes, but I marry that fucker in Plan M.
Alastor:
Alastor:
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Daniel: That shirt looks good on you
Charles: Thanks
Daniel: But it would look better on Max’ floor
Max: Are you flirting with him for me?
Daniel: Someone has to help
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Wylan: Who you are when a bee gets too close is the real you
Jesper: The last time a bee got near us you snatched up the cat and ran for the hills without a word…
Wylan: Im a hero, I know
Jesper: You left me to die!
Wylan: I protected the baby!
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Tendou, putting honey in his tea: hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce
Ushijima: do you take constructive criticism?
Tendou: no I do not
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Wymack, Bee, Nicky and Kevin are so underrated in regards to how fundamentally they helped Andrew. Without them Andrew would never have anyone to even take a chance at him. Without Wymack, he wouldn’t have college and exy, without nicky he wouldn’t even have a “home”, without Bee, Andrew’s mental state would have been way way worse, and without Kevin, Andrew wouldn’t have a purpose.
Neil may be the catalyst and Andrew’s main reason to actually live. But these four people (and Aaron) are Andrew’s cornerstones, his foundation, are what’s holding him up before Neil josten even existed.
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Bruno, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Pepa: It means like in hand to hand combat.
Bruno: Ohhhh-
Julieta: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Optimus: *dies during Rise of the Fallen"
Mirage: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!
Bumblebee: One month.
Noah: Nah, half a month.
Sam, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OPTIMUS JUST DIED!
Kris, scratching chin in thought: One week.
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Yelena: It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
Kate: It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
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ROSE: Every day, I become more certain of the fact that, in a past life, I committed a horrific crime, and thus, the universe has placed you into my stratosphere as the eagle that comes every dawn to eat my liver.
ROSE: Fucker.
JOHN: listen to my words.
JOHN: we
JOHN: are
JOHN: watching
JOHN: boss
JOHN: baby.
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