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beej-juicy · 1 year

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"If you aren't topless in thirty seconds, I'm breaking shit."

The Deetz family asked you to housesit for them. Adam and Barbara would be there to reign in Beetlejuice, but Charles knew he liked you best.

Of course, they hadn't figured out why yet.

It had nothing to do with the fact that two weeks ago you rode his cock for the first time.

Nope, nothing to do with that.

Last time he'd made demands, you weren't tipping the pizza delivery guy fast enough so he broke one of Delia's favorite wine glasses and then fucked you on the kitchen counter.

Considering this, you were frantic to follow orders now. Trying to glue that thin glass back together had not been easy. Thankfully, Beetlejuice offered to use his powers to fix it...for a price. Your knees were bruised from how long he kept you on them.

Slipping the shirt off, Beetlejuice watches with a hungry expression. His jaw tightens when he notices you're not wearing a bra. Calmly leaning against the dining room wall, he licks his lower lip, pretends he isn't gawking.

"The pants. Unbutton them." At his words, you gape at him. "Now would be ideal, toots."

You'd worn a red lace thong...maybe in hopes he'd see it...but now your nerves got the better of you and you hope he just gets distracted and rips the clothes off instead of making you a spectacle.

No such luck.

He hums, two steps forward, inspecting. Index finger hooking under the elastic band on your right hip.

"Now, what've we got here?" A hand grips your hip, yanking the jeans down slightly to reveal the bright red fabric. "Well fuck me...you came prepared. Oooh, look at you." The glee on his face is gone moments later. "Strip."

You want to protest, but you're kind of turned on by the proximity. His gaze is alluring.

"Slow down," he urges when you grab at the jeans and start removing them. "Let me take you in."

As you undress, he walks around you like a predator. There's a low rumble in his throat and you swear he's growling.

Naked except the thong, you peer over your shoulder to see him ogling at your ass.

Two swift movements and he's got you bent at the hips, pinned against the dining room table where Delia hosts all her dinner parties. You feel filthy. You love it.

Beetlejuice is hard and he makes sure to let you know by grinding himself against your ass.

Seconds feel like minutes from the time he unzips to when you feel him rubbing the head of his cock against your cunt.

"God, please..." you huff out.

"No Gods here, darlin'." His gruff voice is against your ear as he shifts the thong to the side, shoves himself inside with no prep.

The stretch is painful yet glorious, the way he says your name burned into your memory. You can feel his facial hair against your back as he lolls his head forward, grumbling about how wet you are, how he's not going to last, how you should've never agreed to this weeks ago.

"You better get off before I fill you up, princess. Else you're not cumming all night."

It's a threat you know he'll follow through with. He has before.

A race to the finish always gives you a bit of a jolt. Being caught does also, but not by the Maitlands.

The slam above startles you, but Beetlejuice grips your neck, forces you back against him, groans when his hand cups your ass cheek.

"Those deadbeats are doing another aerobics thing or some shit. I dunno," he mutters against your neck. "Hey! Don't. Stop."

"You know this position isn't my favorite," you dare to groan out.

"Well you better figure it out quick, sweetness, because my balls are tightening and I'm not holding back."

You practically weep.

He snakes his hand around you, offers a harsh finger against your clit. His rubbing is sporadic and slightly distracting.

Slapping his hand away is probably not the best idea but you're acting on impulse, eager to cum with him stretching you so good.

He bites you - hard - draws blood. As you're about to yelp out, his hand covers your mouth, breaths coming out as gasps around his fingers.

"I'm not fibbing, honey," the growl is ever present in his voice. "You don't cum - now - you're not all night."

He knows - he knows - the urgency always gets you. His thrusts sloppy now, hand still over your mouth, you buck back against him to catapult yourself over that proverbial ledge.

"Oooooh, fuck, babe. Fuck. Fuuuuuuck." His thrusts are smooth now, hand pulling away from your mouth so he can grip both of your hips and slow his pace.

Your slick sounds are loud with every movement but the pace feels good, him hitting you deep and slow.

Clawing at the table runner, your breaths come out as gasps, quiet screams, praising him as your orgasm peaks.

Recovering and overstimulated, you're shocked Beetlejuice hasn't cum yet and with every thrust, he grips you tighter.

"Hey. Hey, no, toots. Stay there - just like that," you hear him through the ringing in your ears.

Throwing yourself back against him again, you almost feel the edge of the last orgasm prickling still and when he pulls out to just tease his tip, you're manic for a moment; enthralled by the sensation.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck, slam back on me, babes. Slam back on me!" He cries, forcing you backwards.

The pace he's thrusting into you has you breathless again and in mere seconds you feel him filling you up.

The sensation is overwhelming. Another orgasm rips through you. He holds you upright so you don't careen over the table, his strong hands another sensation on your sensitive flesh.

Breathless, you glance back at him.

"Not a fan of this position, huh." He chuckles, choking you momentarily before lazily pulling out of you.

"Guess I've just never been fucked proper in certain positions." It's a total bait.

A wide grin, "we can fix that."

As you're dressing, you notice the vase centerpiece is tipped over, a chunk missing from the lip.

Mouth agape, you realize you must've knocked it down.

"Get on your knees for me. I'll make it worth your time."

The devilish smirk on his face is hard to say no to.

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knuckleduster921 · 1 day

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Posted Chapter 2 of my first fic ever on AO3 (which is a wild concept considering the cumulative months' worth of RP I used to write in high school/college with my ex-bestie). I'm ridiculously pleased with this ☺️ please enjoy!

Chapter 1:

Chapter 2:

#beetlejuice x reader #beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice x you #beetlejuice x oc #ao3

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thewrittingratt · 28 days

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Jo here with the Rules For Requesting!

Things I won't write

homophobia, Transphobia, anything hateful to the lgbtq community

smut(just a personal preference as writing it makes me uncomfy)

Requesting x oc

things to include in your request

the show/movie universe the request takes place in

what they look

their lifestyle

their personality

if it's romantic or platonic

who you are shipping them with(can be multiple characters) or who they are friends with(if it's for a platonic request)

Requesting X Reader

the show/movie universe it takes place

if its romantic or platonic

who they are being shipped with(can be multiple characters) or who they are friends with(if it's for a platonic request)

Fandoms and characters to request from

Arkhamverse

The Batman 2022

Suicide Squad movies

Stranger Things

Jonathan Byers

Steve Harrington

Robin Buckley

Eddie Munson

One Piece Live Action

Buggy

Shanks

Zoro

Sanji

Slashers

Norman Bates

Otis Driftwood

Brahms Heelshire

Bubba Sawyer

Chop Top Sawyer

Stu Macher

Charles Lee Ray

The Lost Boys

Art The Clown

Thomas Hewitt

Stardew Valley

Shane

Sam

Sebastian

Alex

Harvey

Elliott

Emily

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake Peralta

Charles Boyle

The Umbrella Academy

Luther

Klaus

Diego

Ben

Marcus

Alphonso

Supernatural

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel

Crowley

Jack Kline

Gabriel

Scooby Gang

Fred Jones

Shaggy Rogers

Scooby-Doo 2002 and 2004 Movies

What's New Scooby-Doo?

Mystery Incorporated

Basically all the animated 2010s movies

Spiderman ATSV

Hobbie Brown(SpiderPunk)

Pavitr Prabhakar(SpiderMan)

Johnathon Ohnn(The Spot)

Patrick O'Hara(Web-Slinger)

Ben Riley(Scarlet Spider)

Spider Noir

Extra Characters

John Bender(The Breakfast Club)

Andrew Clark(The Breakfast Club)

Brian Johnson(The Breakfast Club)

Beetlejuice(BeetleJuice)

Cameron Frye(Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

!!!

If a fandom or character you would like to request for is not listed feel free to request for that character or fandom anyway and I'll see what I can do!

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sparkletastic-cookiedough · 1 year

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69 different Beetlejuice x Reader/OC fanfictions.

What can I say, when you're in the mood...

I've read an absurd quantity of fanfiction. The ones in this list are not just ones I've read and would recommend, but some of these are ones I've read multiple times. Basically, if your work is on this list, it's because I like it. If you write a lot for the fandom, it's because these fics are some of my favorites of your work (I tried to get a large variety of authors).

I'm giving three numbers on each of these. Intensity, Spice, and Story. Intensity refers to the level of discomfort that the fic might bring. 1 is relatively vanilla, fairly sane. 5 is the kind of fiction where if you're reading it, you're probably into some weird stuff. That or you're gonna be traumatized for life. Stuff like non-con, violence, and gore tend to up the intensity rating. Spice refers to the level of erotica. Basically what kind of words are used. Innuendo and implied stuff is a lower score, really explicit and it's a higher score. Story refers to how much plot there is- like do I actually have to focus and remember details in order to read it? Is there a beginning, middle, and ending? Or perhaps there is an actual plot, with stakes and such. Low story and spice scores indicates a fluff fic, which are fun and great as well.

To be perfectly honest, the scores aren't super informative, but it's a general idea on what the fic has in store. I also tried to tag the authors (in the first post they're mentioned, usernames are listed with title as well), but I couldn't find all of them for the ao3 stuff.

I'll make another post for fic recommendations that AREN'T super smutty/romantic and ones that include romance, but not x Reader or x OC (I will not make a recommended list of beetlebabes fics. Do not ask) That's going to take awhile though, since this fanfic list took me... like over a month.

Be sure to check warnings and tags listed.

Night Out from clairjohnson- Intensity 3/5, Spice 3/5, Story: 2/5, "Jealous and possessive Keatlejuice where the boy goes feral"; Reader is spending some time out on the town, where they summon Beetlejuice, only to run into a stranger as well. [@clairjohnson]

Last Train Home from vicunaburger- Intensity 3/5, Spice 2/5, Story 3/5, "Jealous and possessive Keatlejuice where the boy goes feral"; Reader is on a train home, where they're harrased by a stranger. Luckily (or unluckily) Beetlejuice is there to "help" [@vicunaburger]

Roses and Rot from hoodoo- Intensity 4/5, Spice 3.5/5, Story 2/5, "Jealous and possessive Keatlejuice where the boy goes feral"; Walking home at night, some guy shows up. Murder and Sex, ain't it the best? Anyway, I’ve probably read this like 5 times. Is there something wrong with me? Perhaps. [@hoodoo12]

Panty Raid from hoodoo- Intensity 1/5, Spice 3/5, Story 1/5; A trio of short fics featuring edible underwear. I really like this one as it shows off the differences in depictions of Beetlejuice.

The Curse from hoodoo- Intensity 2/5, Spice 3/5, Story 2/5. Beetlejuice helps with period cramps.

Cut You a Piece of Me from avacado-writing- Intensity 1/5, Spice 1/5, Story 5/5, "A college student finds a cheap room in an old house, and soon finds out why the rent is so low"; a slow-burn romance that eventually leads to some smut, but this is just one where the story is really cute. It's a bit longer than some of the shorts above, but it's well worth the time it takes to read! This one is in multiple parts, part 1 is linked above. Part 2 Part 3 Part 4. [ @avocado-writing ]

Take You For a Ride from cinebration- Intensity 2/5, Spice 2/5, Story 4/5; You call a taxi when you need to get somewhere with a broken down car. The driver is… a bit strange. I absolutely love the plot twist at the end, really wish it wasn’t a one-shot. I think there’s a lot of interesting stuff you could work with here. It's really fun though. Well worth a read. [ @cinebration ]

Tricks and treats from Make-my-millennium- Intensity 2/5, Spice 1/5, Story 1/5; You bring Beetlejuice with you to supervise a kid going trick or treating. I kind of have a soft spot for the idea that Keatlejuice is just really good with kids. It adds this really sweet element to him. [ @make-my-millennium]

Beej finds out reader drew him from obsessive-ego- Intensity 1/5, Spice 1/5, Story 2/5; a very short fic, the title says it all. Ego's writing is fairly tame compared to some of the other authors on this list. Not a bad thing, actually quite good. [@obsessive-ego ]

Pity Date from obsessive-ego - Intensity 2/5, Spice 1/5, Story 3/5; you go on a date with some random human, so Beetlejuice decides to tag along and ruin things.

Jealous of a Clone from obsessive-ego - Intensity 2/5, Spice 3/5, Story 2/5; Beetlejuice leaves to the netherworld for a little while, he comes back and gets jealous of the clone he left with you.

Green Vibe from obsessive-ego - Intensity 2/5, Spice 4/5, Story 1.5/5; You get a new vibe from Beetlejuice after he found your old one.

Wait, Demons go into Heat? from obsessive-ego- Intensity 3/5, Spice 2/5, Story 3/5; Uncontrollable urges, romantic tension, and a relationship that's just really cute.

BJ reacting to reader being kissed by one of her friends from obsessive-ego- Intensity 2/5, Spice 1/5, Story 3/5; I do love a good pining after someone fic, and this one delivers! Plus some jealousy stuff, which is always fun.

Coming Home Late from obsessive-ego- Intensity 2/5, Spice 1/5, Story 3/5; Another great fic from Ego. It's a sweet little relationship story. Very cute.

5 Love Languages from Effloradox- Intensity 1.5/5, Spice 1/5, Story 1.5/5; just a small and simple fluff fic. It’s really cute. Good feels. [ @effloradox ]

Jealous from whiskehorange- Intensity 2/5, Spice 1/5, Story 2/5; Someone flirts with you, Beetlejuice puts a stop to it. [ @whiskehorange ]

Beetlejuices react to Y/N being sick from Beetled-juice- Intensity 1/5, Spice 1/5, Story 1/5; Just some fluffy head cannons, but what’s really fun is that it’s with the three different versions of Beetlejuice, so you get all three flavors of the Trash Demon. [ @beetled-juice ]

Y/N Breeding Beetlejuice from Beetled-juice- Intensity 2/5, Spice 4/5, Story 1/5; look, I don’t know why I like this so much. Honestly 50% of the reason for this list is so I can keep coming back to my favorite fics, and this is one that I could keep coming back to. This is probably going to give you a weird opinion on my tastes… which is fair.

BJ with a breeding kink HCs from TheGooseWithTheMost- Intensity 1.5/5, Spice 3/5, Story 1/5; informal head cannons, I just really like. This one and the clones one are both so cute and fun and I’ve read them both over and over again. Speaking of the clones one… [@thegoosewiththemost]

Beetlejuice Clone HCs from TheGooseWithTheMost- Intensity 1/5, Spice 1.5/5, Story 1/5; again, informal head cannons that are super fun. Very cute, very fluff.

Clingy and Jealous HCs from TheGooseWithTheMost - Intensity 1/5, Spice 2/5, Story 1/5; it’s Beetlejuice being clingy. What more can I describe?

After Sex Cuddles from swimmingclassicrockpizzawombat - Intensity 1/5, Spice 2/5, Story 1/5; those darn informal head cannons, these ones are delightfully fluffy. They fill me with good feelings. Actually, all of their fics do, it’s just that this one is my favorite. [@swimmingclassicrockpizzawombat]

Reader who isn’t scared from Starlit-epiphany - Intensity 2/5, Spice 1/5, Story 2/5; You just aren’t scared of the ghost with the most, which annoys him, and things go from there. Little headcannons. [@starlit-epiphany]

The rest of these I used AO3 links instead of Tumblr.

Spooky Beetlejuice Oneshots from xStardustInMyEyesx- Intensity 1/5, Spice 3/5, Story 2/5; a bunch of cute oneshots. The linked one is the soulmates.

Stuck Like Glue from xStardustInMyEyesx- Intensity 1/5, Spice 1/5, Story 4/5; a pretty standard fic. mutual pining. Beetlejuice is a clueless idiot. A touch of angst as the main character deals with their trash family.

Spiritual Life Coach from goobthegoober- Intensity 2/5, Spice 2/5, Story 5/5; Delia hires a witch (reader) to act as Lydia's spiritual life coach. Beetlejuice takes advantage of you, in more ways than one. I absolutely adore the ending to this fic. It's got one of the best plots. It maintains Beetlejuice's manipulative jerk personality, which is delightful. [@goobthegoober]

Ring My Bell from abattor- Intensity 3/5, Spice 4/5, Story 2/5; One of the fics that does a great job showing of Keatlejuice. The comedy is amazing. The dialouge? Golden. It's unfinished, but the plot is not very important, so you don't feel like you're missing too much. I strongly suggest checking this one out.

The Exorpist from BeagleGoose- Intensity 2/5, Spice 2/5, Story 5/5; Delia hires the reader to act as an exorcist/therapist in order to try to sort out the fact that a demon lives in their house. What better way to deal with it than to get married? This one is quite a slow burn, and with over 30 chapters, it's a little long and slow at times. However, this has an incredibly sweet ending, with plot twists that rock the world. It's great. I love it.

Beej-ia Board from BeagleGoose- Intensity 1/5, Spice 1.5/5, Story 4/5; You contact Beetlejuice through an Ouija board. One thing leads to another, and you end up dating. This one is also based on another Beetlejuice fic:

Ouija from angelicspaceprince- Intensity 1/5, Spice 1/4, Story 2.5/5; You contact Beetlejuice through an Ouija board. Unfortunately, he’s a little bit dyslexic. This one has them feels. The fluff, the angst. It’s a good fic, one that makes me feel really good and happy and argh, I love it. [ @angelicspaceprince]

You're the One from Jetsetlife138- Intensity 5/5, Spice 4/5, Story 3/5; This one is also a work in progress, but what we have so far is pretty dang good. If you're into this, that is. The fact is, this one is REALLY intense. It’s a kidnapping fic. Read the tags before you decide if this one is for you.

Forever from orphan_account- Intensity 5/5, Spice 5/5, Story 3/5; You summon a demon, who decides to take you into the netherworld so you’ll belong to him forever. It really... stretches the character a bit. Eh, Who am I to actually care about that?

Beetlejuice Squared 2 from Hoodoo- Intensity 3/5, Spice 4/5, Story 3/5; This one has clones. Clone fight. Multiple endings. What's not to love?

Just (A Little Less) Alone from doodles-foodles- Intensity 2/5, Spice 2/5, Story 5/5; You meet a ghost in the cemetery, you become roommates, mutual pining happens, and then things go very wrong.

Who Exorcizes the Exorcist? from Hoodoo- Intensity 2/5, Spice 3.5/5, Story 5/5; Beetlejuice gets a new person living in the house- they’re unfortunately really boring. But there’s something weird about this stranger…

Bad Date from Hoodoo- Intensity 2/5, Spice 4/5, Story 2/5; Again, a cute relationship fic. Beetlejuice interrupts a terrible date, and thus smut occurs. Logically.

Trying Too Hard from Hoodoo- Intensity 1/5, Spice 1.5/5, Story 2/5; a short fic in which the reader is given a few… gifts… at work. It’s pretty funny, which is why I like it so much.

Marked from angelicspaceprince- Intensity 6/5, Spice 5/5. Story 1/5; Yep, this is the one that broke the intensity scale. It was too intense for me, and I've read some intense stuff. It’s a hypnosis fic that haunts my brain. I’ve read it like 8 times, the first time it made me feel sick? Or maybe that was me not eating food (I forget to eat a lot). It certainly stuck in my brain, and if you’re into this kind of thing… you’ll probably love it.

Haunted from abeautifuldayfortea- Intensity 2/5, Spice 1/5, Story 3.5/5; You’re haunted by Beetlejuice. Mostly just fluff with a dash of plot so far, but I have to say that I love the way BJ is written in this. He’s like a cat- a very touch-starved and lonely cat.

Color Envy from Nonbinary_Bean102- Intensity 2/5, Spice 3/5, Story 3/5; Nonbinary reader meets the ghost with the most, you're probably more of a mess than he is. I really like the beginning of the fic, very spooky, verry fun.

Safety/Danger/Love/Hate from piranhaenergy- Intensity 4.5/5, Spice 1/5, Story 5/5; When you start to fall romantically in love with Beetlejuice, a curse is placed upon you. This one… is amazing. The fluff. The angst. It’s a story that fills me with the good vibes. Do heed the warnings of the tags though. [ @born-dead-thrills ]

Unexpected Perspectives, New Discoveries, and One Occult Ritual from piranhaenergy- Intensity 3/5, Spice 3/5, Story 4/5; It’s a body swap episode. A lot of time is spent with you as Beetlejuice, and this causes a lot of fluff moments. He is pure chaos, and suddenly being stuck in that body is wacky.

Chaos on Camera (now with 100% more demon!) from piranhaenergy- Intensity 2.5/5, Spice 3/5, Story 4.5/5; You’re a YouTube sensation, and your fans are very interested in the stripe guy who keeps appearing in your videos. They seem to think you’re dating, which is crazy because there’s no way you’d date a demon, right?

Heart, Sleeves, Stripes from piranhaenergy- Intensity 2/5, Spice 3/5, Story 4/5; You’re a person who’s got quite the poker face. You have no interest in revealing your crush on the ghost with the most. But, after a little statement goes wrong, you discover that he’s given you a curse- the curse of stupid color changing hair.

Bring Your Demon to Work Day from Piranhaenergy- Intensity 2/5, Spice 3.5/5, Story 3.5/5; You decide to bring a demon to your job at a bookstore, which makes things a lot more interesting, to say the least.

Tentacles are sexier than hair (and more practical) from piranhaenergy- Intensity 2.5/5, Spice 3/5, Story 4/5; it’s a retelling of Rapunzel, but with Beetlejuice and tentacles.

Deal with a Demon from InkSplots- Intensity 1.5/5, Spice 4/5, Story 3.5/5; You’re a witch, and decide to summon a demon. Contracts are formed. This one has some really fun witch lore. Ya gotta establish that lore.

Zoo Day is Today from Unrenowned_Writer- Intensity 1/5, Spice 1/5, Story 4/5; Based on the cartoon, you supervise a field trip and go to the zoo. There, you meet a very interesting chaperone- Mr.Beetleman. It definitely keeps the flair and flavor of the cartoon universe, with a fair bit of fluff. Also there’s bad puns. Ya gotta love the bad puns.

Just Say My Name from Animekath- Intensity 2.5/5, Spice 3.5/5, Story 3/5; Your boss is kind of a terrible person. When things hit their limit, you end up calling up your demon.

Gas Station Souvenir from Unrenowned_Writer- Intensity 1/5, Spice 1/5, Story 2.5/5; you work at a gas station, and then accidentally summon a demon. I just really love the authors writing style. Everything is really funny. The reader does not care about the supernatural nonsense they see every day.

A Break from Mangopop- Intensity 2/5, Spice 3.5/5, Story 1.5/5; You’re kind of stressed out over schoolwork. So Beetlejuice helps with that.

Microwave Safe from Mangopop- Intensity 2/5, Spice 2.5/5, Story 2/5; Beetlejuice microwaves himself.

Lucky Us from LivingSol- Intensity 2/5. Spice 1/5, Story 3/5; You come home from a funeral, with a weird ghost trying to get you to summon him. I like the arc with the revenge plot on bad coworkers. It’s kind of a longer fic, but quite fluffy.

I'm of sound mind; my answer is yes, I love that man of mine from HeidiWrites95- Intensity 2/5, Spice 2/5, Story 2/5; Oh look, this is from 2014. I know what the title is, no this is not a beetlebabes fic. You're at work, Beetlejuice invites you to a party. Nice and short.

Ghost with the Most from PlanetCupcake- Intensity 2/5, Spice 3.5/5, Story 2/5; Very much a typical “meet the demon, then you date him” story. It’s got some plot progression, but manages to keep fairly slice-of-life style.

For the Greater Ghoul from SherlockHomeslice; Intensity 2/5, Spice 1/5, Story 4/5; this one is short and incomplete, but what we have so far is really interesting. Indigenous culture, a big snake dude, and also good descriptions of what it’s like to possess a plant? It’s pretty fun. I will say that spice and such is only so far, I get the feeling this one might get spicier later.

Lovely Little Strips of Fabric from Naner; Intensity 3.5/5, Spice 3/5, Story 2/5; Looking for blackmail on you, Beetlejuice gets distracted by your underwear. There’s a dubious consent implication at the end, which isn’t in the tags.

Say My Name from TurningOnAnAxis- Intensity 4/5, Spice 5/5, Story 2/5; You see a very strange man in a furniture store, and now your house is haunted. Well, he might be possessive and weird, but at least in a hot way?

Keeping it Quiet from SofaBeaee- Intensity 2/5, Spice 5/5, Story 1/5; What’s this demon doing in your house? Well, you’d kick him out but he’s really hot…. [@sofabear]

In the Arms of the Sea from burningrosebush- Intensity 3.5/5, Spice 2/5, Story 5/5; In which you’re captivated by a siren, and take your revenge. It’s a dark fic, that’s for sure. It's also sad, with a sad-ish ending. [@burningrosebush ]

Haunt Me from GreyPetticoats- Intensity 3/5, Spice 3/5, Story 2/5; Beetlejuice x reader who’s really into being scared, if ya know what I mean. Fun little horror bit turns into pure smut, ending with just a touch of fluff. Delightful.

Red Wing Warrior from Commander_Kim- Intensity 1.5/5, Spice 4/5, Story 2/5; Period sex with Beetlejuice. The idea that Beetlejuice, being incredibly gross, would absolutely love it.

A Blast From the Past from DooksForDays and sammys_lover- Intensity 2/5, Spice 3/5, Story 2.5/5; It’s a reincarnation story, as Beetlejuice and the reader are able to reunite. Love a lot of the earlier slice of life chapters. Unfortunately, it’s not quite finished yet- and may have been abandoned. Then again, the fluff is pretty good.

6 1/2 Apologies from JustAnEnglishMajor- Intensity 3/5, Spice 4/5, Story 1.5/5; You kind of yelled at Beetlejuice, so now you’re going to make it up to him. Smut with an extra element of hurt/comfort that I just love so much.

Makeshift Couples Counseling from Wiitennis- Intensity 1/5, Spice 1/5, Story 1.5/5; After a fight with Beetlejuice, Lydia intervenes and helps repair the relationship. Fluff. So much fluff. [ @beeeeeeecauseusee ]

Oops from Cephede_Variable- Intensity 1.5/5, Spice 3.5/5, Story 1/5; You summon Beetlejuice by accident, thus smut occurs.

The Ghost with the Most from InkSplots- Intensity 3/5, Spice 0.5/5, Story 5/5; A ghost hires the leading bio exorcist to get rid of some humans, but one of them doesn’t scare easily. Logically, this means things need to escalate.

Bureaucracy, Bureaucracy, Bureaucracy from CopperContessa_13- Intensity 1/5, Spice 1/5, Story 3/5; A choose your own adventure style story. Features Rick and Morty. It’s quite silly, and I like it. I’m a sucker for multiple endings.

And THAT'S all 69 fanfiction recommendations from me, personally.

#beetlejuice #I read way too much fanfiction #One of these days I'm going to scar myself for life #or maybe i already did #fanfic recommendation #beetlejuice x reader #beetlejuice x oc #beetlejuice x you #keatlejuice #keatlejuice x reader #beetlejuice musical #beetlejuice cartoon

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thekageichi · 1 year

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Seems Luka and the boys wanted to have a fun music session. Luka is very good at playing a violin, and Demiurge in his human form is just rocking out. As for Beetlejuice, seems he's singing a tune to go with it all.

I won't lie, with that outfit I totally hear Beej singing "Ain't no Other Man" By Christina Aguilera XD

This was an awesome commission I got from @olexxx and I can't thank them enough for all the hard work they've done with it.

#beetlejuice #lawrence beetlejuice shoggoth #beetlejuice broadway #beetlejuice x oc #My Demon Hubbies #luka shoggoth #demiurge #original character #demon #cute #fan art

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brwnicons · 2 years

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Hi! I just found you and I devoured your works! I loved them, they made my day 😊 And you're a fan of the Beetlejuice musical as well! I had a glimpse of hope when I read his name in the master list, but was sad to see that nothing was there about him 😭. So I thought about requesting something myself if/when you're free and willing to do it ^^ Maybe a gn reader, a short fluff fanfic where reader is his biggest fan. Not wanting to limit you, let your fantasy go wild, you're very talented! ♥️

☆ Thanks you so very much !! I love this chaotic little demon and I was eager to write for him, I'm not very happy with how it turned but I really hope you like it <3 ☆

Beetlejuice x FanReader

-> Summary: Reader's gender is not specified, a little one-shot and a blurb, fluff, platonic/romantic relationship

-> Warnings: None that I can think of!

Please tell me if you find any mistake

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You had just moved to your new home, an old and historic, dark wooden house whose prior owners almost gave you free.

They explained you that they had the urge to leave it as soon as possible, since "Bizarre things never ceased occurring there."

You took it as just a joke, since it would be easier to convince a young customer to purchase such an old house if they added a bit of drama to it. Maybe the house maintenance was too expensive for them. "Though...", you eventually thought, "They didn't seem as if they were joking..."

However, there you were, waking up on a comfy bed after surviving a surprisingly restful night at your new home. You yawned and stretched your arms before rubbing your eyes with somnolence.

Then, you headed to the bathroom first and started washing your face. As you had your eyes closed when wetting your face, you could swear you had heard a thump behind you. Convinced that it could be the wind, you dried your face and and decided to check behind you in case something dropped.

When you turn around your gaze meets your now completely messy room. All of your clothes are spread around, your desk is upside down and your closet doors, wide open.

"What the..."

"Just a little redecorating, babe, hope you don't mind!" Your breath hitched and your eyes widened the moment you heard a raspy voice followed by laughter coming from behind you, from the mirror.

You took a deep breath and slowly turned around, facing the neon-green haired demon that showed you a wide toothy grin.

Your mind raced with a million thoughts and you weren't capable of form a single word. The demon before you laughed again, amused with your apparent fearful reaction.

"Bee- Beetlejuice?" You managed to whisper, your hand touching the mirror glass as an excited smile made it's way to your face.

His expression changed drastically at your words and he quickly got out of the mirror to arrive by the bathroom doorframe, where he floated nervously. His hair had now tinted in the brightest of green except for his yellowish hair ends

"You...know me?"

"Of course I do! You're the ghost with the most, the demon straight from hell, the bioexorcist, the-"

"Woah, calm down, babes. I definitely didn't expect fans, you alright?" He asked apparently uncomfortable, though his bright green hair was revealing that he was indeed really flattered.

"Sorry, I'm just really excited to meet you. I didn't mean to bother you, I moved here just yesterday."

"I know. I spent the whole day thinking of pranks to put on you yesterday." He confessed as he scratched his neck awkwardly. "But you seem like a much better roomie than that decrepit couple, soo..." his hair was getting more and more yellow and his hands were fidgeting with his own striped tie until he mumbled a proposal, "...Roomies?"

Your eyes lit at his proposition and you couldn't help but to release an excited "Yes!" that gave him a huge grin and a bright neon hair.

And of course, he excitedly gave you an autograph.

And about the agreement, you both would win with it: Beetlejuice would have an amazing roommate and neither of you would feel lonely.

Living with him has his pros and cons. Yes, he had the ability to always boost your serotonin with his jokes and his cheerful personality, but he is also the filthiest friend you could ever ask for. Also, he seems to have a black hole for stomach and zero respect for privacy so all your savings end up in snacks, but at least he also eats every cockroach and spider that dares to set foot on your house.

And don't let me get started on visits. He will try to scare them away unless you state really seriously that they're your friends and mustn't be scared. If you seem to appreciate your visitors too much or you are away from home (due to work, college...) too much time, he'll feel so lonely that just only an entire week of spending time with him and him only will be able to cure him.

☆ I love him so much that I'm not capable to order my thoughts properly so to continue this request here is a blurb about living with him !! Hope you understand my chaos ☆

He is a very good friend. He will listen to your problems and will offer solutions, he has very good taste in horror films too so movie nights are a MUST in your house.

He is also the most affectionate, doesn't matter if your relationship is platonic or romantic, he will give you the best bear hugs at any time and will compliment your outfits, jewelry, hairstyle...

Show him about video games!! The previous couple had none but once he discovers them he will have so much fun. He loves playing videogames with you, specially horror ones (he makes fun of you if you play calm games like animal crossing or minecraft but as soon as he is alone in your house you can be sure he will sell shells to Tom Nook or build a sheep farm).

He loves singing too! Karaoke in your house is obligatory, he will sing whatever you put him with all the drama he can gather (but we all know he sings good as hell!)

The most negative thing about living with him is not the smell or mess he usually makes, but his unexistent sense of privacy.

He'll enter in the bathroom whenever you're in, doesn't matter if you're in the toilet or taking a shower, he has no problem with opening the courtain wide and ask you if you ate his cheetos. Picture him as kind of a cat, because your bed will never be yours only again.

With the excuse of feeling lonely he'll end up sleeping every night on your room, sometimes even in your bed too so I hope you buy a bigger one.

It doesn't even have to be romantic or flirtatious, he just wants to sleep with you so he doesn't feel alone (also because he has plenty of nightmares and hugging you tightly after one is far more therapeutic than having to deal with them alone. Evidently, you don't know about this reason. Not yet.)

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milfs-and-monsters · 1 year

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Im making a dreamwidth k!nkmeme for Beetlejuice especially beetlelands. Still a WIP tho but stay tuned✌🏼

#beetlelands #beetlejuice #🔞#goldenbeetle #beetledeetzland #beetledeetz #beetlebones #deetzland #beetlejuice x oc #trying to learn to customize dreamwidth blogs.#nsft

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hoodoo12 · 2 years

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Coming Soon

Soon to be on this blog:

more "bad Beetlejuice pickup lines"!

a multi-chapter Beetlejuice x Angel!Dewey x OC story!

a multi-chapter Dewey x OC story!

pics +/- videos featuring Koberjuice!

If anyone has any requests for an order to all that, I'm all ears.

#Beetlejuice #Dewey Finn #school of rock #bad pickup lines #Beetlejuice x OC #Dewey Finn x OC #Koberjuice #writing #fanfiction

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dissonantia-goddess-of-chaos · 1 year

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Beatrice Bloodfang: [+100]

Beatrice Bloodfang is a vampire-spider hybrid coming from a long bloodline of wealthy and royal vampires with a vast number of grandparents, uncles, aunts, and cousins within her large family tree. She is in the fifth generation, along with several of her cousins from Transylvania. Her great-great-great-grandfather was Count Nosferatu and her great-great-great-grandmother was an unnamed vampire who unfortunately died at the hands of an angry mob; her great-great-grandfather was Count Vladimir who had numerous wives and children and grandchildren; her great-grandmother was a vampire named Countess Elizabeth Bathory who remarried ten times before giving up on marriage and started to raise her children alone; her grandfather Dracula and grandmother Elisabeta had her father, Count Greg, who is more of an average family guy who likes to watch golf on Saturday mornings than a traditional vampire, who also married an intelligent and giant black widow spider named Myrle.

Beatrice has navy blue hair with dark purple streaks, blood red eyes with dark eyeshadow and long eyelashes, pale skin, wears dark makeup, long black nails, long fangs, and has a curvey and lean body. She has the abilities of your average vampire, with some limitations removed due to being half spider, like able to eat garlic, can view her reflection, and can walk into a home without being invited (but she won't do that because it's rude), but she unfortunately has sensitive skin and can't be in the sun for a long time. She can transform into a swarm of bats, a large bat with four wings, a swarm of black widows, a black widow that is much larger than Ginger, a black cobra, a black timber wolf, and a thick smokey fog. She can turn invisible, float, summon a pair of bat wings, sleep upside down, place people in a trance or force them to fall asleep, force cats, snakes, rats, crows, ravens, and wolves to obey her commands, has supernatural strength, supernatural agility, and can teleport. She has a blue and indigo vampire poodle named Vivi. She loves fashion and cosmetics, and has her own brand of makeup and creates and sells her own clothes.

When Lydia's boutique was sent to the Netherworld, Beatrice decided to pay a visit and was astonished at the marvelous clothing designs. Beetlejuice overheard her asking herself who could create such beautiful outfits and presented himself, boasting how his friend Lydia Deetz made them herself. Intrigued, the vampire asked to meet Lydia, and both fashionistas would be introduced to each other by BJ. After hanging with the duo for a while, both Lyds and BJ realized how much of a good person Beatriz is, and especially Beetlejuice, who was feeling in need of a partner. So Lydia offered to be Beetlejuice's wingman and helped him go on a date with Beatrice. The date went well, and both adults officially became boyfriend and girlfriend with a night of Monopoly and hot chocolate with Lydia.

A couple weeks later, Beatrice hasn't exactly moved in, but has proven to be great wife material by cooking delicious food for everyone, great at cleaning, and providing for Beetlejuice's every need. She would grow closer to Lydia and come to see her as a daughter. And after her and Beetlejuice's wedding, she would become Lydia's godmother and work at the boutique.

#oc #pink #purple #cyan #original character #beetlejuice #beetlejuice the animated series #lydia beetlejuice #vampire #vampire spider hybrid #spider #fashion #beetlejuice x oc #beetlejuice x reader #beetlejuice x self insert #Dracula #nosferatu

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musical-shit-show · 2 years

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Two Sides: Chapter 6

Previous Chapters: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)

Characters: Musical!Beetlejuice, Female!OC, Lydia Deetz, Barbara Maitland, Adam Maitland

Warnings: anxiety, terrible attempts at flirting, panic attacks, cursing, mentions of death, a lot of bickering, and a little bit of angst if you squint

Word Count: 3,022

Author’s Note: Wow, I had a realization a few weeks ago that I never update this fic. Like ever. And that's a shame because I really liked writing it. AND I just saw Beetlejuice on Broadway this past weekend so I've been inspired to write more for these characters (to fill the void of post show depression of course). If there's been anyone reading this, I'm so sorry it took so long. I will get better at posting now, I promise. Writing brings me so much joy and I have to make time for it at least every other day, so if you've stuck around, thank you!! Please check out my Masterlist here and my About Me page. I also have a couple Prompt Lists if you want to request anythign specific in my Askbox. As always, I appreciate any comments or constructive criticism. Enjoy!

“So help me God if you force me to watch Poltergeist one more time, Beej, I think I’m gonna lose it.”

“Lyds, listen, it’s hysterical. How can you not love that movie?!”

“After watching it a hundred times with you, I’d say it’s pretty easy.”

Cassandra gingerly descended the staircase a little over an hour and a half after her encounter with Beetlejuice to hear bickering between Lydia and the demon, both of whom were sprawled out on the couch, arguing about which movie to select for the evening. Adam and Barbara were in the kitchen, preparing popcorn and a small assortment of candy for the living girls to munch on while the movie played.

“Do you think she’ll come down soon?” Adam mumbled worriedly, pinching a bag of popcorn open and dumping into a large serving bowl. Barbara nodded as she smiled knowingly. “Yes, we just have to give her time,” she cooed at her husband, “Her entire world turned upside down today.” Cassandra felt a pang in her chest at the kindness of the two. However, that warmth was overshadowed by the other specter in the room.

“Ugh, Lyds, come on!” the demon whined, nudging Lydia’s rib cage with his elbow, “you know it’s a classic.” The rasp of Beetlejuice’s voice made the hairs on the back of Cassandra’s neck stand on end, activating her ‘fight or flight’ response and making her stomach plummet. She knew she shouldn’t be nervous about being around him. He was friends with Lydia for a reason, even if that reason wasn’t immediately apparent since he seemed to be, well, a walking disaster. This was going to be tougher than she thought.

Beetlejuice’s ears perked up at the sound of approaching footsteps, but he immediately rolled his eyes when he saw Cassandra descending from the second floor, an uneasy look in her eye. Annoyance seethed through his undead body as he scanned her like a predator stalking its prey.

Seconds later, the rest of the inhabitants of the house noticed Cassandra’s presence as well, the tension growing in the room. Barbara glanced nervously at Adam. She decided that she would tell Lydia about Cassandra’s panic attack in private, seeing as there had been more than enough drama for one day and she didn’t want to embarrass Cassandra any further.

Lydia stared at her best friend with bated breath. Was this too much for her? Had she decided that the lawlessness of her childhood home wasn’t worth the headache any longer, and she would simply walk out, collect her things from their shared apartment, and never speak again?! Lydia’s imagination ran wild with heartbreaking scenarios while her roommate stood in front of the entire household.

Cassandra took a deep breath, attempting to steady herself. “Okay, no more surprises, yeah?” she asked jokingly to the room, cutting the tension like a hot knife through butter. Her voice was still noticeably shaky, “At this rate I don’t think my heart can take it.” Lydia grinned, and the Maitlands exchanged a knowing glance between them. Any friend of Lydia’s would have to be understanding of the unorthodox arrangement the house had settled into over the years, and they were glad that she had found someone that could easily roll with the punches, no matter how bizarre they might be.

Lydia sprang from the couch, disturbing Beetlejuice’s position in the process, in order to wrap her Cassandra in an enormous hug. The demon grumbled, not only because he now had to reposition himself on the couch so he could get comfortable again, but also because his dislike of his best friend’s roommate had permeated over the last couple of hours.

Despite a part of him knowing he had been in the wrong, Beetlejuice was too stubborn and prideful to admit that he has gone too far with the girl. She had, after all, dealt with a lot of shocking information that day. The last thing she needed was to be made even more uncomfortable, and yet Beetlejuice egged her on regardless. Taking things too far was kinda his forte, and he typically had no problem doing so.

The demon’s hair drooped at the thought, turning a deep blue as the two girls giggled softly through their embrace. Cassandra pulled away, looking at Lydia intensely.

“But Lyds, no more secrets between us,” she held out her pinky, eyes narrowing, “agreed?” The raven-haired girl smirked, extending her pinky and gripping Cassandra’s tightly.

“Agreed,” she confirmed, “no more secrets. For real this time.” The two exhaled, feeling a certain weight lift off of their shoulders. With all of this behind them, Lydia felt as though she could finally relax and enjoy a weekend with the people she cared about.

A forced cough came from the couch. “Well, now that that’s settled,” Beetlejuice muttered dryly, his attention now back to the task at hand, his amber eyes glued to the television screen, “Is it gonna be Poltergeist, Exorcist, or Elm Street?” Lydia rolled her eyes slightly at the demon cutting in on a tender moment, but she knew that it was going to take some time for Beetlejuice to actually warm up to her roommate. Cassandra flushed, rubbing the back of her neck.

“Whichever one is the least scary,” she blurted. Beetlejuice’s eyes narrowed, his face twisting into a slight grimace, “Sorry, horror movies aren’t, uh…really my thing.”

“Perfect,” he replied sarcastically, feeling as though he was dying all over again. This was going to be a long weekend.

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The room was pitch black, save for the faint flicker of the TV screen. Adam and Barbara were curled up on the floor, wrapped in a blanket as the movie played in front of them. Barbara absentmindedly worked on a new cross stitch while Adam drew circles on his wife’s back, a muscle memory that he enjoyed partaking in even though she was no longer warm under his touch.

Beetlejuice sat on one end of the couch, his arms crossed squarely over his chest in a stance of defiance. His hair now sported a faint red tinge, his anger simmering ever since the new breather had infiltrated on one of his and Lydia’s sacred movie nights. Lydia, on the other hand, was unbothered by her demon friend’s pouting. She sat cross-legged in the middle of the couch, separating Beetlejuice and Cassandra, who was clinging to the other side of the sofa, nails digging into the leather upholstery.

Despite being best friends with Lydia, she had a hard time embracing horror movies. Even the older ones still made her jump out of her skin, despite the cheesy dialogue and questionable special effects. She took a breath, attempting to find something within the film to poke fun at so she could stave off her anxiety.

“So, why is Freddy Krueger going after all these horny teens? Doesn’t he have better things to do in the afterlife?” Lydia responded to her friend’s question by lobbing a piece of popcorn at Cassandra’s face, smiling as the kernel stuck to her hair.

Beetlejuice stewed, feeling his chest grow tight with envy at the two girls bonding as if he wasn’t even there. Cassandra didn’t fool him though, especially when it came to how desperately she wanted to please Lydia. Despite her best efforts, he could smell the fear on this new breather.

“Sounds like a hell of a good time if ya ask me,” he huffed, his voice low and menacing, “Piss off the wrong undead guy and that’s what ya get.” The demon looked past Lydia to eye Cassandra, who glared at him in the dimly lit room. She would’ve almost felt threatened by that comment had he not flashed an eerily disarming smile at her. Cassandra’s eyes narrowed.

“Oh, yeah, violent murder. Sounds like a barrel of laughs,” she said under her breath, internally panicking as her words fell impulsively from her mouth, “You must be great at parties.” Beetlejuice’s amber eyes glowered dimly in response to her snarky comment, his annoyance growing as he calculated a comeback in his head.

“Sweetheart, I’m a blast at parties, and I’m even better at murder,” he hissed, leaning forward again to meet her gaze, a Cheshire-catlike smile stretching across his face, “If you don’t believe me, I’d be just thrilled to show ya.” Cassandra felt a pit forming in her stomach, his unearthly irises and wicked smirk striking fear into her more than any stupid horror movie ever could.

“Beetlejuice!” Lydia scolded, the use of his true name making the specter wince in pain, “Stop being an ass and watch the movie.” Beetlejuice’s smile dropped, his gaze not wavering from Cassandra’s terrified hazel eyes. After a few tense seconds, he finally slouched back into the sofa, his eyes now glued to the film still playing on the screen. Cassandra did the same, screwing her face into a defiant frown as her she attempted to focus on the film. Her anger and fear soon consumed her, and she found the picture becoming blurrier as her eyes unfocused and her mind drifted into hatred for the demon.

The rest of the group sat in silence for the duration of the movie, not wanting another spat to break out as the two seethed on their respective ends of the sofa. As the credits rolled, Adam flicked on the lights, taking off his glasses and rubbing his eyes wearily. Though ghosts didn’t typically sleep, he and Barbara still got tired from time to time. Lydia rolled her shoulders and stood up, stretching her arms to the ceiling after sitting in the same position for such a long duration. Cassandra glanced over at Beetlejuice, still a little nervous to look squarely in his direction.

His hair was again a mixture of fiery red and somber blue, swirling as he furrowed his brow. After staring blankly at the floor for a moment or two, his eye caught Lydia’s, who was heading upstairs to bed. Her eyes narrowed, and he shot her an irritated look, raising an eyebrow. She groaned, dreading what was coming next. Without warning, Beetlejuice snapped his fingers and with a *pop* his form has disappeared from the couch, leaving Cassandra alone and utterly confused, a state she had grown accustomed to over the course of the day.

Adam and Barbara exchanged knowing, weary looks. “Don’t worry, hun,” Barbara mustered, detecting Cassandra’s worry, “It’s their, um, little secret language. Whenever one of them really needs to talk to the other, they give this…look.”

“Wow,” Cassandra scoffed, finally rising from the couch, setting an empty popcorn bowl onto the counter, “I just didn’t think they were that in synch.” She instinctively scratched at her nailbeds, a habit she had picked up in high school to cope with her anxiety. After the last few hours, the skin around her fingernails had become red and irritated from all of the ‘coping’ she had been doing.

“I wouldn’t worry about it,” Adam piped in, doing his best to quell her nervousness, “Beetlejuice is probably just blowing off some steam. Better he does it in front of Lydia than the rest of us.” Cassandra nodded absentmindedly, making her way towards the steps. The two ghosts smiled at her again and disappeared to the attic, leaving her to venture upstairs alone.

She passed Lydia’s room on her way down the hall, hearing a muffled, albeit disgruntled voice. It was clearly Beetlejuice’s rough drawl, and Cassandra crept up to the closed door, silently craning her body closer to pick up on the conversation more clearly. “I don’t know what you want me to do, Lyds,” he scoffed, “I tried being friends with her, but she wasn’t having any of it!” Cassandra felt her stomach drop. They were obviously talking about her.

“I wouldn’t call hitting on my roommate two seconds into meeting her constitutes as ‘trying to be friends’, Beej,” Lydia fired back, her voice coming clearly through the door now that Cassandra was practically pressed against it. There was a pause, and clearly Beetlejuice had been caught off guard. “Yeah, Barbara told me she and Adam walked in on Cass having an anxiety attack after I leave you alone with her for two minutes. That’s gotta be some kind of record for you, huh?”

Lydia’s words stung the demon, but he tried to tamper his anger as best as he could, his hair growing redder by the second. Cassandra smiled on the other side of the door, feeling glad that Lydia was at least attempting to stand up for her, “It’s not my fault she can’t take a joke!” he shot back, his tone defensive as he rambled, “Seriously, Lyds, I can’t fucking stand this breather. She’s boring and doesn’t laugh at any of my jokes and is a huge know-it-all...are you sure you don’t want me to get rid of her for ya…?”

Cassandra felt her breath hitch in the back of her throat, feeling tears well up behind her eyes. She contemplated running back to her room and crying silently at the demon’s harsh words, but before she knew it, her impulsive side took control. She gripped Lydia’s doorknob and swung it open, startling her roommate and her ghastly companion. “Cassie, I—” Lydia started, feeling her face grow red with anger and embarrassment. She would murder Beetlejuice if he weren’t already dead.

Cassandra tried to speak as hot, resentful tears pooled in her eyes. Beetlejuice could just stand and watch, completely caught off guard by the sudden and overdramatic turn of events.

“You,” Cassandra spat, directing her steady gaze at the ghoul, “Have no right to talk about me like that. All day I have been harassed and belittled by you, and joke or not, if you ever try that shit again with me, I’ll hit you so hard you might just feel it.” Beetlejuice’s eyebrows shot up, and the corner of his mouth twitched upwards slightly.

Though he thought she was completely insane for trying to go toe-to-toe with a literal demon, he almost admired her feisty little outburst. Maybe she wasn’t as dull as he first thought. Still, he felt a pit forming in his stomach; guilt, by all accounts, was a sensation rarely felt by the deceased, especially ones as powerful and mischievous as Beetlejuice.

“As fun as that sounds, toots, don’t get your panties in a twist,” he croaked, straightening his tie, “I don’t really wanna kill ya…unless that’s something you’d happen to be into?” Lydia punched the demon’s arm hard, and he winced despite barely feeling a tickle. All those years of abuse from Juno still plagued his muscle memory. Cassandra scoffed.

“Unbelievable,” she replied with disdain, folding her arms across her chest, “Just…unbelievable.” She turned on her heel, slamming the door behind her. The force rattled Lydia’s room, and Beetlejuice let out a small laugh.

“See what I mean?” he jeered, looking at the still rattling door, “Absolutely no sense of humor in that one, that’s for sure.” He turned to Lydia, but she was staring him down, a look of sheer fury in her dark eyes.

“Why do you have to antagonize every new person that walks through the door?!” Lydia questioned, her voice strained, “I care about Cass, she’s my best friend, and you couldn’t leave her alone for more than a few hours.” Beetlejuice could feel the roots of his usually vibrant hair turning a deep and somber purple, a clear sign that his conscience knew he had fucked up royally.

Lydia pinched the bridge of her nose, as if she were dealing with an unruly child. “Just—look, Cass is clearly very sensitive right now, given the day that she’s had,” the human girl tried explaining as delicately as possible, “Just please, for my sake, go easy on her until we leave?” Beetlejuice scrunched his face in annoyance, not wanting to give in. However, he gave a quick nod to his best friend, and his eyes softened slightly.

“Now get outta my room, weirdo,” she added, her tone more playful. She hated yelling at Beetlejuice, despite having to partake in that particular activity pretty frequently. The demon rolled his eyes and snapped his fingers, disappearing in an instant. He appeared outside of Cassandra’s room, and raised an eyebrow at the soft music that emanated from underneath the door.

His acute sense of ghostly hearing didn’t detect any soft crying or muffled sobs. ‘Maybe she finally decided to get her shit together,’ Beetlejuice thought. For a second, he contemplated spying on her again; his previous attempt had proven successful, though it stung to know that this new girl had conjured feelings of such contempt for him so quickly.

Beetlejuice could hear her humming softly, a practice Cassandra had picked up to calm herself after a stressful situation. She even began to sing a little, the lyrics floating quietly out of her mouth pleasantly, soothing Beetlejuice’s mood. He was always drawn to music, and his undead body mimicked the feeling of butterflies in his stomach.

On the other side of the door, Cassandra was humming some indistinct pop song that had lulled her off to sleep on the trip up to Lydia’s house. It was unfathomable to think that less than 24 hours before, her life had been had completely normal. While she wanted to embrace this new reality she had stumbled her way into, it was almost impossible when she had a demon who was seemingly trying to make her hate him with a burning passion.

Beetlejuice had pressed himself up to her door, still listening intently before he realized the position he was in; floating inches above the creaky wood flooring, his undead heart fluttering like a Girl Scout with arrythmia. ‘What the hell is wrong with me?’ he thought, wiping the smile from his face and replacing it with a scowl, ‘She could sing like Celine Dion and it wouldn’t change the fact that she’s a little goody-two shoes.’

And with that, Beetlejuice disappeared from the hallway with another faint *pop*, leaving Cassandra with some true peace and quiet for the first time all day.

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