#before anybody asks

[delphi-dreamin]

A little sketch for y'all. I got a new sketchbook and decided I needed to draw dicks in it

As always, uncensored on my twitter~

Taglist: @sassykattery @bite-sized-devil @sparkbeast20 @kyungjoon-do @attic-club-sandwich @consolationblog @yourboyhack @syren201

#delphi draws #yes that's dabi's dick #before anybody asks #not obey me

[haleigh-sloth]

I've already blocked the person who is harassing me about this but friendly reminder:

Me not liking a female character because of How They Are does not mean I don't recognize that the author wrote them that way because of whatever issues he has with writing women.

Just, friendly reminder. Not liking a character is doesn't mean I blame the character directly for how they are. They are a character. On a page. Not real. Not a person. They can't be blamed for anything. Only the author.

Just because the author has misogyny issues doesn't mean I have to like his female characters that, imo, suck.

#before anybody asks #yes this is about mirko #there are literally like two female characters i actively dislike in this manga #out of all the ones in it #TWO #so why when i say something about not liking her people get up in arms is beyond me

[twotailednekomata]

Why is the art in Road to No Man's Land always so pretty (✿> ﹏ <)

#key's post #comic reading #dc #batfam #Before anybody asks #no I will NOT be liveblogging RtNML #(It is for the sake of my sanity) #but the art always looks cool #especially that one artist who draws Batman's cape w/ a dozen angular scrolls framing his face and fluttering all over the place #That is my current favorite depiction of Batman #(w/ an honourable mention to that one Tumblr post ft. Batman wearing toe-bean gloves)

[reegis]

✨mechanisms character designs!!✨

i know i posted alice and the majors™️ before but i wanted the whole Alice Squad to be together,,

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#the mechanisms #the mechanisms Alice #majors hatter and hare #the mechs alice #the mechs queen of hearts #i would eat my hat if the mechs caterpillar had a tag ahdjfk #my art #before anybody asks: why does the knave have cat ears? #because im living my alice in the country of hearts animal ears fantasy ok #u cant take that away from me ahdjfksgsjfk

[housewifebuck]

MUTUAL APPRECIATION SERIES: ↳ insp: @lover-of-mine

#bobby goes IN. #before anybody asks why I didn't include buddie if we had a shot of them kissing I would have. but it would have ruined the theme #henren #bathena #madney #911 #911edit #911verse #911hiatus2023 #mutuals #🪐 #my gifs #I might redo this with the JVIII song...idk

[stuckinapril]

whos the guy is he cute how old is he

He’s 23 and 6’1 and yes insanely hot. We met at a mutual friend’s bonfire and long story short we ended up making out and he gave me a hickey and ever since I haven’t stopped thinking ab him. We made out today too and cuddled and he’s going back home for xmas but I can’t stop thinking about him I CANNOT

#I’m so ashamed but I’m so into him #my life is always easier when there isn’t a guy in it but I’ve never felt this attracted to anybody before #he’s a workaholic like me #i love it #ask

[fluffypotatey]

Macaque died and came back and jumped straight to wukong's bs. Can't even say lbd forced him to cause he went to rescue wukong from the scroll completely umprompted

LITERALLY NOBODY ASKED HIM TO

mk was ready to go alone and then macky is like "what do you mean i'm not coming? this makes the most logical sense- don't look at me like that it does."

#macky watching mk prepare to jump into the scroll to save swk & is like 'is anybody else going to join him?' #and then doesn't even wait before joining him #macky: ugh i can't believe i'm gonna save this dude's ass #mk: you don't need to- #macky: no i'm gonna #lmk #shadowpeach #asks #lmk six eared macaque #down bad loser

[ghoulishautism]

Today sneaked up on me so I had nothing grand planned, so a simple Danny doodle will do! cannot believe Young Danny Fenton (who was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine) is 20 years old today

#danny phantom #dannypocalypse #danny fenton #and before anybody asks- those are not freckles <3 #People always think they're freckles which is very funny every time. Thats acne baybe

[uncanny-tranny]

Hi! would you by any chance have tips on how to get a binder when your parents refuse to buy you one? ☹️

That's definitely a sensitive and complex answer, and while I might not know of the best option for your unique situation, there are some ways you can go about this.

If it's a foregone conclusion that you cannot convince them of this, what I used to do is DIY my binder. The ways I primarily did this were:

Option One: Wearing a camisole that was one size smaller than I actually was (so, wearing a small instead of a medium, for instance), then folding it up over my chest. As a disclaimer, this may only work well if you are smaller in the chest

Option Two: Layering two sports bras in my size over each other. Some of the DIY tips I found before I got a traditional binder advised to wear one sports bra in your size, then wear another sports bra backwards in a size smaller. I would advise against this for potential safety reasons, but also because (at least personally), it can be ineffective and a waste of resources.

Some people have also had friends or other family members order their binder for them, but this can be risky, depending on your situation. While I don't know the ins and outs of your specific circumstances, risk management is important to me, so I would recommend this if it is a risk that is acceptable to make.

I understand what it's like to not have access to this resource, so what I will do is advise you against:

Binding with ace bandages (I did this before (multiple times, in fact, because of dysphoria), and believe me, not only did it hurt like hell, but it constricted my body so heavily that I may have done long-term harm)

Wearing a DIY binder (or any kind, for that matter) for longer than your body can handle

Doing DIY in such a way that even mimics binding with ace bandages. This means that your binder shouldn't constrict your ribs, breathing, or range of movement

Here are some general good practices that you should use to guide you for any type of binding, whether traditional or DIY:

When you start binding, only do so in very short sessions to begin with. While binding shouldn't outright hurt, it can be a weird transition while your body is getting used to that new sensation

Minimize heavy lifting or exercise while binding. If it is unavoidable, drink plenty of water and take plenty of breaks

Stretch after binding

Don't bind while sick or have inflammation in your lungs or chest

If you DIY, treat your binder like it is a traditional binder. Don't make the mistake of assuming you don't need to listen to your body because you aren't using a "traditional" binding method

Ultimately, listen to your body. If it is telling you that it needs a break, honour that. Your body isn't punishing you, it is trying to keep you (and it) safe, even if it doesn't feel like it

In the end, this isn't perfect. Sometimes, parents do come around, even in their own ways, even if little by little, they come around. When I first came out officially around 2016, I was convinced that my transition would be completely forbade by my family; I concealed a lot of it in the worst instances of this. However, now, I think most of my family has come through their own journey with the understanding of the reality of what and who I am. I tell you this, anon, because I want you to know that this, too , shall pass. You can make it. I know this might be devastating to you, and believe me, I know what that's like. But it won't be forever. These bridges aren't burnt forever, and I hope you can find your happiness and contentment wherever it may be.

#ask #anon #trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #long post #if anybody has other tips or ideas then feel free to speak up #this is what i did before officially binding and what i have seen other trans people do in lieu of getting a 'real' binder #it did suck when i was coming out because i don't think my family had any idea how *their* hang-ups with... me as a person... affected me #and i think a lot of people get their preconceived notions or headcanons of you stuck in their head to the point that it is Reality #i think part of why my dad started actually *trying* to accept me was him realizing that i was actively hiding things from him... #...like he loves me and our relationship is fine now but i'm not going to pretend like he didn't massively blunder after i came out #and if it turns out that your parents don't ever come around (gd forbid) then you aren't obligated to keep them #you don't choose your parents but you can choose your family i think #i always always hope that parents come around to their child/ren and the reality of who they are but i recognize how messy it all is #anon i wouldn't blame you one bit if you feel many complex or 'negative' emotions toward them #i have many complex feelings about this and that's my own baggage. i hope i haven't put words into your mouth or assumed anything too much #i am sending you best wishes and care. this too shall pass💛

[bruciemilf]

Haunted by gladiator! Bruce and consort Clark/Talia thoughts

#like. im utterly pathetic when it comes to worldbuilding. but let me set the scene okay #you're bruce wayne. you're carved out of your mother's stomach when your kingdom is invaded while your father's head rots on a spike #you used to be a prince; you used to be someone. and now you're a battle spawn -- a thing. less than nothing. a machine of gory #entertainment. you refuse to kill. everytime you do they punish you. everytime you care HURTS. you keep caring #you never hated anybody but your emperor might just make you. the first fight you lose is to a blue eyed CHILD. trembling in his armor #before you. you let him pierce your abdomen. when you fall you hear him weep. when you fall you see the king's consort - a new one z #look at you with big eyes and shock. you 're bruce wayne getting sewned back in place because you'll be dead before you're free #you're bruce wayne and the king's consort comes to see you regularly. they ask you 'just name what you desire. i'll do my best to get it' #you're bruce wayne and you haven't spoken in years. battlespawns don't speak. speaking is for people. you point at your abdomed #*abdomen and lay back in bed. you're bruce wayne and the king's consort touches you gently and you weep. #text #gladiator bruce au #aaaAAAAA #superbat #brutalia

[clownjacket]

Okay my crack theory for Lucy’s god situation:

What if instead of dying Lucy’s god became an archfey and fucked off, forsaking all of their followers. I could see that as justifiable for a minor god—maybe you don’t want your personality and existence to be dependent on a group of people small enough for a really big hurricane to wipe them out. Maybe you want to try your hand at self actualization, which you can’t really do as a god. Whatever.

But that would still mean Lucy’s grades would be screwed for the year, and the whole group would be switched to pass/fail.

Whatever god they’re trying to bring back seems like they want to stay a god, but would also only have a single living cleric so their nature would be heavily influenced by who that cleric is, and could still be controlled. Bringing back an established dead god with living followers probably reduces the risk of the god immediately dying or completely sucking ass/not being powerful like what happened with YES!(?), and we know the Ratgrinders LOVE minimizing risk. And choosing a dead god that represents something Lucy is actually passionate about preaching and proselytizing would make her work as a cleric much easier for her emotionally than, say, switching to Helio and just going through the motions, and bringing back a god would probably look good on college resumes.

Idk, that’s just an alternative theory to Lucy’s god dying based on what’s been established this season.

#fantasy high #the ratgrinders #ratgrinders #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 #this is an idea I came up with while basically writing fanfiction in my head about a possible route Ivy’s story could go #that would make the ragtringers not evil / kind of justified #basically my ‘what if’ plot line is that Ivy’s god forsakes her during the sophomore spring project and that leads to her loosing her power #and the ratgrinders having to choose a pacifistic quest to go on because they no longer have a healer but can’t tell anybody #hence why they didn’t kill anything during their sophomore quest but seemingly still passed with a letter grade #(we know Ivy’s death was only reported after grading was completed—which means they wouldn’t have been switched to pass/fail) #Now Ivy is thinking about what grade to switch to before the end of the year so she doesn’t fail #all while covering up her god forsook her to the school until she has her replacement figured out #but WHOOPS something happens and she dies anyway…but with no afterlife she’s stuck as a ghost. The ratgrinders will all fail if they report #her dead right then-and Ivy doesn’t want that for her friends-so instead the ratgrinders disguise self as her and fake her cleric powers #with their own in class just enough to keep her from failing the year…then after grading closes they report her as dead to Augfort and ask #for his help in reviving her like he did the bad kids. But he tells them that he brought the bad kids back by taking their place in #the afterlife; if Ivy’s stuck as a ghost and not in an afterlife than there’s nothing he can do right now but he’ll look into it oh wait #his DAUGHTER is back and they need to bond nevermind here are some resources during this endless night that you can read up on to try to #find a way to bring your dead friend back on your own have FUN high schoolers I believe in you but it’s Ayda time! #so the ratgrinders did a bunch of research on their own and they found that a god could bring her back to life and the only one willing to #do that would probably be a preestablished dead god they brought back to life (similar to Kristen with Cassandra). This red god is just #the safest bet they found in the books to complete their plan #I won’t call all THAT a theory because it’s based on nothing but that’s my idea for a direction her backstory could go #also pretend whenever I wrote ‘ivy’ in this little end section I actually wrote Lucy #I canNOT believe I made that mistake #Cassandra save me

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

#OFFICIAL FIC ANNOUNCEMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️ i wish i had pretty fic graphics but alas i have No Skill and also. so much work i should be doing bu #HI SHE’S HERE i would love to say this is a complete surprise drop except i have Anxiety & i needed to ask you guys about it beforehand #in my defense i started writing this in like. january far before any tragedy occurred #because square asked about my tags on their dewey2 art and she spawned like. a million more thoughts about it #including the part where i got absolutely kicked in the face with the lightning vision of those two lines. #like those two lines are the first actual lines of the fic i wrote ajdhkwdiowdjiw ANYWAY please be nice to me i know i am always like #‘this is not the first real fic i ever thought i’d post’ and if i had a nickel i’d have three but this is the first pwp i’ve ever posted #and it’s 8k and it’s not a fic for an exchange (although technically i did very much write this for the dewey^2 hivemind so.) #i have SO many things to say i have so many comments on this doc also i couldn’t pick a title for the LONGEST time and i finally decided on #this one but the full quote was too long: #all the rest of what i want with you that scares me shitless #so. i was angling SO hard to make a yung gravy lyric as a title bc i saw the video of him at a wild game but i couldn’t find a good one #and instead y’all got a very sentimental title l m a o. #liv in the replies #shout out to the extended universe this lives in and also my unhinged comments in the docs. #if you liked fun fuck a baby in him friday i’ll be here all week i promise i am the exact same in the comments as i am in the tags 🫡 #the NUMBER of times i wrote something in this by pulling it out of my ass and then actually went back and did the research & was RIGHT is. #far too high. also the amount of coincidental things that dropped while i was writing this (yung gravy song about pregnancy AFTER i wheeze #laughed myself into a yung gravy title the athletic player poll confirming my restaurant & bar choices from googling ‘st. paul good bars’…) #also if anybody got advice on formatting for these little announcements. help. this is different from my miro/luka one &i’m still not happy

[lil-grem-draws]

Some of you were talking about Sebastian wearing glasses [x, x, x]. Enjoy~

#sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy #hl #*Will is giggling somewhere in the corner doodling Sebastian* #*Not that he's hiding but Sallow did look rather fresh wearing the frames* #You know how I feel about them #*coughs* hot *coughs* #I almost did some not safe ones with the middle one as well but decided to keep it pg #I'm drinking if anybody wants to join in spirit #Singing songs from musicals #Gotta cut my nails so I can bust out my guitar and play some #I have something else i plan to draw today #but my table is literally overheating hahah need it to rest a little #Feel free to dm me with any headcanons #regular or sexy haha #Im too tipsy haha #Gonna try to answer Elland's ask before I get too giggly thinking about imaginable men hahah

[housewifebuck]

ok so. one of my mobility challenged cats wants to be the center of attention literally all the time especially when I am cleaning and working and she pitches a fit if I’m walking around the house without holding her under my arm. so today I made her a sling to cart her ass around in. she fucking loves it

#IF U EVEN CARE. #before anybody asks: she is not uncomfortable she just looks ridiculous #the reason I added leg holes is bc she likes her legs to dangle so she can reach out and mess with shit and knock stuff over etc #if I’m standing at the counter she will be reaching up pulling things towards her to sniff and chomp #she’s like a toddler #catposting #personal

[silliest-basilisk]

(reblog for sample size!)

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin angel dust #sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin husk #hazbin niffty #basil talks #polls #was originally gonna exclude angel too but i actually dont know if he's still as popular as he used to be #guess we'll find out #oh and before anybody asks #i dont consider cherri a hotel resident

[gamma-gal-24]

I have yet to see the show in it's entirety, but has that stopped me from making a Hazbin-sona and picking an f/o from the box of kittens in the alley? Absolutely not. So here's Vesper, my Hazbin/Helluva boss insert!🤭

She's a Goetia, but an illegitimate one?? She's the product of a torrid affair between a royal and a sinner, and grew up on the streets in the Gluttony Ring. Now she's working towards bigger and better things! But what happens when she crosses paths with the VEES?

#and before anybody asks- no her being from the gluttony ring has nothing to do with her size. I simply dig the vibes💕 #she's big because she wants to be UvU #ALSO- she's based on a puffin!!! #I fucking love puffins they're so cute 🥰 #selfship #selfship things #self insert #hazbin art