#behave

[chrispineofficial]

the thing about people is when given free access to basic needs the vast majority wouldn’t take more than they need even if they could. nobody is getting rich off of doctor visits and groceries. most people just want to be comfortably happy. this is why universal basic income works

#behave

[vroom-vrooms]

Someone needs to tell Charles and Max that there are 18 other drivers racing with them this weekend cause I don’t think they’ve noticed

#you are in public #behave #*sprays them with water* #we get it #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #max verstappen #charles leclerc #Lestappen

[exepelia-chan]

Guys who...

Fuck you like it's the only thing they know how to do. Who don't care if you want to suffocate them they just need to touch you. To feel you everywhere. They want to hear your voice because it's the only thing that turns them on. Not even drugs work as well as you do. They'll cum in their pants just hearing you talking about how much you want them and then after they'll beg you to sit on their face because oh my god they need you so much.

Rengoku Kyojurou. Douma. Sugawara Kōshi, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru

#rengoku x reader #douma x reader #sugawara x reader smut #rengoku smut #douma smut #gojo smut #geto smut #behave

[talesfrommedinastation]

If I see any more homophobic nonsense in the Star Wars fandom then I'm drawing Tech on a romantic date with Garrus Vakarian.

ON THIS, A BLESSED TECH TUESDAY AND A BAD BATCH EVE.

YOU. HAVE. BEEN. WARNED.

#if this backfires i swear to christ #y'all #Y'ALL #BEHAVE #garrus #garrus vakarian #cloneforce99 #clone force 99 #tbb tech #tech clone force 99 #the bad batch #mass effect #fandom being dumb #“Don't make my favorite character gay!” #LOL FUCK YOU #We getting GAY up in here #They're all our toys #Making a canon character gay isn't a personal attack but hey I DON'T SPEAK HOMOPHOBE SO MAYBE YOU CAN CLARIFY THAT SHIT

[vaspider]

just a heads up that that post abt ppl reconnecting is by a like. meeeega z*onist. i usually am like eh ppl dont need to check usernames for everyone they reblog but for that one since its like. relatatef to an extent to the post i wanted to let you know for you and the people who follow u! i hope u are having whatever the best day for ur circumstances is

You're not Jewish, by your own admission. I went to make sure, before I started talking. You have some Jewish heritage, and you might look at converting, but you're not Jewish, so let's start there. And I am going to be as patient as I possibly can under the circumstances.

You have essentially just walked into the living room of a family that you're not a part of and said, "that thing that was just said about connecting with this family that I'm not a part of? You should not listen to it because it came from a term that those of us outside this family have rendered meaningless by overuse and abuse. You should not interact with that person because I am telling you they're a Bad one of y'all, because I've determined this word is Bad, and everyone has beaten it into the ground."

How do you think that would go, if you walked into my living room and pointed at someone there, as a complete and total stranger, and said, 'you should take my value statement about one of the people in your extended family'? Do you think it would go well, whether or not I agreed with that family member, that you've interjected yourself into intrafamily discussions, especially intrafamily discussions about our family's emotional survival and connection?

Because that's what this is, to be clear. Those people? They are my family. You just came in off the street and said, "Take my word on your family. They're bad. You shouldn't interact with them."

What's more, one of the two people you're pointing at, the only two people who spoke on that post, is someone who was present, and indeed the sole official witness, at a moment in my life which rates in terms of joy and personal meaning right up there with my wedding and the moment the midwife placed my daughter, naked and screaming, on my belly. You just came in to my living room and said, "The person who witnessed your mikveh immersion seven years ago? Bad. Take it from me, person who has never spoken to you before."

Do you also walk into drag shows, point at the person on the stage, and yell, "That's a groomer!"? Because that's basically what y'all sound like when you do this: you're coming in from the outside, wielding a word you've effectively rendered meaningless against people who belong here.

I'm real fucking tired of -- literally every time I interact with any post about Jewishness at all -- someone lunging in to tell me that There Be Bad Jews, or demanding that, because I am interacting with members of my family, I answer a bunch of fucking "when did you stop beating your wife" questions.

That was literally just in the last 24h. One post about how Judaism survives because we reconnect with each other, one post about how American institutions like Chabad are being labeled 'Israeli' as a means of smearing them. Literally dealing with living as a fucking Jew in the diaspora is now simply Not Allowed To Be Spoken Of, apparently, unless I strictly validate that everyone in the thread is not a Bad Bad Zionist, which of course applies to every Jew who says something we don't like, regardless of their repeatedly-stated values or self-identification.

It's almost like the end point of all of that is Jews simply not talking about being Jewish anywhere that they might be seen by someone who doesn't like that. If we can only speak about being Jewish if our Judaism meets the strict, ever-changing ethical purity standards of a bunch of Puritan-descended American leftists, then we can't speak about our lives at all, can we?

Funny, that.

Anyway, you have self-declared Zionists in your last 30 reblogs, so like, if you want to spend time endlessly policing someone's blog, make it your own.

Nobody ever send me asks like this ever again. This is the last one I'll even vaguely humor.

#reblogs are off #behave

[thebibliosphere]

You can tell I'm slowly gearing up to start working on canon work again because my brain is going, "but what if Witcher fandom instead? 🥺"

#*gently smacking my ADHD with a spoon* #behave

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

#new year #please be nice #here’s to hoping #2023 #behave #doodles #bad art #lousy drawings #doodle #healing #recovery

[pazzesco]

Pesky Pachyderms

C'mon, I don't feel like playing...

Get lost. Aunt Elouise don't play that...

#pachyderms #elephants #gif #behave #brhavior #elephantidae

[frnkiebby]

I have just decided to keep sending asks because you're too cool and nice

have some franks

that last one is my vision fr

f r o g g y

pls i don’t want you getting yourself in trouble for interacting with me okay?? 😭😭

that being said— LeATHERMØUTH FRANKIE MY BELOVED~🎃

#all of these frimages are 10000/10 #i love him so fucking much #the prettiest guy around #also #froggy pls i genuinely don’t want you getting in trouble #i’m not gonna stop you bc i mean #we don’t dm and i’m not a redacted blog so like #just be like idfk??? #BEHAVE #all that being said i’m sending head pats and the obligatory ‘listen to and respect your parents to the degree of which they deserve’ #whatever that degree of respect may be. #bc i mean. i fully believe that respect beyond a basic human level needs to be earned but whatever #frnkiebby #fruityfroggyfelon #asks #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[coffeexxcigarettes]

Mine

-

If you hate me,

Say it with your chest,

Darling.

Your body seems to shiver

At my touch,

Your lips part,

Almost as if eager for mine.

Your face may be flushed,

And I'm sure you're having such

Big emotions.

But don't worry, little one.

Mommy will take care of it.

x

#writing #spilled ink #poem #bd/sm kink #bd/sm poetry #bd/sm blog #mommy k!nk #prose poetry #prose #shameful #sorry not sorry #spilled thoughts #desire #longing #good boy #mdlbkink #naughty #behave #spilled writing #my poetry #poets on tumblr #lovesick #love #romantic couple #romantic poem #bd/sm brat #for mommy #devil #dark academia #cute boys

[kabra-malvada]

A Mime Eclipse I did with my frends over magma ^w^

Look at him, he could maim you in horrible ways, isn't he cute?~ /j

Pls stop trying to hug him. He WILL hurt you. If y'all prommy to behave I will give you a reward. /srs

#mime!eclipse #mime eclipse #Mime! Eclipse #sun/moon fnaf #fnaf sun #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf moon #fnafsb #sthu kabra #sun/moon x reader #I'm srs abt the reward #BEHAVE

[dream-cuckquean]

I want to travel to another town in Texas and meet a girl that will befriend me and then make her way into my bf pants 💖

Tell me I'm a dumb girl for thinking that my man wouldn't take the opportunity to try new pussy 🥵 That I will be third wheel for the rest of the day. Watching my man spend his time and attention on another girl 💕

Once we get back into the car you can slap me and pull me by my hair directly to your pussy, and tell me to get it ready for my man to fuck when we get back. 😻🤤 I want my man you reach over and pet me and tell me im being a good dumb little slut for him ❤️

May someone please be friends with me, just to fuck my man 😈

#beta girl #dumb girl #humilated slave #takemyman #whor3 #humiliation slave #big tiddy wife #dumb bitch #it’s so degrading #submisive and breedable #cucklife #cuckslut #cuckquean humiliation #cuckquean #cuckcake #behave #praise and degredation #beta slave #slutty wife #slap me

[awful-little-goose]

Entangle me, Tentacle Daddy 🙏🛐

#BEHAVE #cotl #suggestive #tw suggestive #cotl kallamar

[francisravel]

Does anyone else just get really mad that their characters don't listen to them? Like, you have places to be. Stop gambling.

#writing memes #writers problems #authors #author #books #writing #writers life #writer #looking at you annette #behave

[wiirocku]

1 Corinthians 13:5 (NKJV) - does not behave rudely, does not seek its own, is not provoked, thinks no evil;

#1 Corinthians 13:5 #love #does not #behave #rudely #seek #its own #not provoked #thinks #no evil

[foldybikes]

it's the skyship and sending episode! matt gets to bring out a menagerie of npc's just for a few sentences.

the unexpectedly smooth, deep voice of robot-seller D and everything that followed up to the salty cookie was amazing. hi 20-year-old ronin!

#LAURA BAILEY #BEHAVE #critical role #cr3 #bells hells #foldycr #c3e49