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munv · 2 years

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Omg that octavinelle with an anya!mc was adorable so can I rq that but with heartlabyul?

𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗕𝗬𝗨𝗟 𝗫 !𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥

im gunna be honest like i actually was thinking of i should do another but since this request read my mind and did it for me..i will thank you for this- now i have a free excuse to make this while taking requests

i will try to do a good 2 requests a day since some of them i might barely have a clue about...This was chaotic to make.

It wasn't everyday that the magic mirror made it so that a literal child could enter the college. So it brought pure shock to crowley's face when he found out, not to mention you were put in heartslaybyul.

When you were brought to your dormitory Riddle was trying to figure out just what to do with you.

"Ah-..we don't have anything for a child here?..You! go to sam's shop this instant!"

"Yes dorm leader!"

Everyone was rushing around thinking of what to do with you until trey ( #1 life saver) stepped in to help them all sort it out. I guess Riddle is learning something new for the past few days now isn't he?

Ace was put in charge of you for a bit because the upperclassmen were busy. That doesn't stop him from messing with other people though and teasing them. He barely payed attention to you actually.

However what was unexpected was for you to become attached to Riddle. If he's scolding someone then your always by his side taking notes since he told you "a good leader must always have control and absolute dominance over their people? do you understand little one?"

"mhm!"

"good, now let us continue."

I'd like to say that Trey is very much like that one cool uncle. The same goes for cater. Riddle is just your very strict, caring and loving mother while i see ace and deuce as your chaotic elder brothers.

Imagine it with me people yet again. You who's trying to look intimidating to some random terrible student and behind you is the rest of heartslaybyul looking like complete demons..yeah no someone had nightmares today.

I see cater as the type of cool uncle who basically brings you to those famous parks and if you want to try anything just let him know! he already got an appointment booked btw.

Ace and Duece somehow drag you into every terrible thing they do and its up to Riddle to keep you innocent

Let's be honest. Would Riddle be really Riddle if he didn't put your mind reading ability to the test?

If someone in the dorm is thinking of breaking a rule or even doing other forbidden things riddle has you report back to him instantly. Now this has crowley wondering "now that you mention it..dorm leader rosehearts hasn't collared anyone for a month..this is-..odd"

i swear wherever you go they are like literal bodygaurds.

But can we really forget you and riddle running away from Floyd? absolutely not.

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snarltoothed · 27 days

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okay like two out of three of my cats are like… on death’s door basically despite them being all roughly the same age and sharing the same genetics (mother aged 16, son and daughter aged 15) and while i’ve accepted that i’ll be exceptionally lucky to get even another year or two with the momma cat (bonded to me) and that her son (bonded to my mom) is not too far behind… despite being the runt 15 years ago, the daughter (also bonded to me) is still quite spry and in good health so i literally tell her sometimes like you’d better live til you’re 20. i need at least five more years with you and also some time in between you and your mom dying. please.

#having old pets is sad #however i could not imagine willfully abandoning an elderly pet #which like… seems like it goes without saying but a lot of people do just decide their pet is too old and surrender it to a shelter #and miss daughter kitty was abandoned at like 10/11 by my cousin she did actually leave our household for a while #like who does that…#i mean no complaints i wanted to keep her when she was a kitten so i was more than happy to take her back but dude after ten years?#and she’s not even old in a sad way yet. and i’ve had her for an additional 4-5 years since #i mean it had something to do with her needing more attention after her other brother died and my cousin having kids and the cat probably #was not crazy about the kids she is very much a grumpy old lady even if she’s still lowkey a crackhead like a much younger cat #she is fat as fuck rn but idk what to do about that while the other two are still alive #like if we feed her less she will just steal more of their food than she already does because theyre too busy having arthritis to go eat #but like… we can’t just feed them less because they have a reduced appetite they still need to fucking eat…#so idk she’ll be going on a diet eventually but it’s not presently feasible #before i moved back in her diet was really strict because she hated my roomie’s cat so much she literally lived exclusively in my bedroom #so like i can adequately manage her diet when she’s not being a thief… but idk how to explain theft to a cat #at least i got her off iams dude idk what is in that shit but weaning her onto better food took at least six months and a lot of vomitting #like not ideal that she’s becoming obese again but she was this fat when i got her too (bc high carb iams diet)#HOWEVER her energy levels (while they’ve dropped since she was a healthy weight) are still wayy higher than when i got her #so getting fat from her high end gluten free purina and her relatives’ prescription hypoallergenic kibble and wet food for extra protein…#every other day (which has kept her from developing any visible muscle degeneration tyvm) is evidently healthier than being iams fat

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master-of-the-opera-house · 2 years

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#emo historyposting but like. im always upset we dont have a lot on sophie #like i think what we have gives a good idea of a person who was determined and loved just as fiercely as her husband #and was responsible and practical and supportive and not //mean// the way he 'was'#but like. im very certain there is a Weird Girl TM quality to her too #who looked at franzi being ((for lack of better word. affectionate)) crackhead self #and went 'yeah im into that awooga etc'#and like. i want to see that weird girl side to her??????#bc rn all weve got is inferences #and this photo of her at her desk which is just as much of a mess as konopiste #and like. *slams fists on table* i want more

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pianocat939 · 1 year

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Can I request a Yandere!Rise!tmnt hc for a reader who enjoys art or is someone who still sleeps with stuff animals? I’ve been reading your work for a while now and I really enjoy it! You can ignore this if you want! :D

Kinda stuck on plot with my other drafts rn so have some food.

I don't sleep with any plushies but I do have a Free Therapist Goat™ plushie (I have no life except this and playing instruments haha).

Tw: Manipulation but it's for a stupid reason, watching in sleep, trackers/cameras

Yandere Turtles with MC who Still Sleeps with Stuffed Animals Hcs

✦Raphie✦

Do you remember the episode where he lost his wallet while trying to buy a new robe for Splinter? Well, he had a coupon for a free bear plushie after buying 10 (I think the company is based on Build-A-Bear)

So anyway, I think it's canon that he has plushies, nonetheless sleeps with them. Which only means he absolutely loves that you do the same.

He always brings you along if he ever shops for new ones, clinging onto you as you look around. 100% tries to make/buy a bear plushie of you.

Will invite you to snuggle with your combined group of plushies. Hugs you as if you are a plushie if you sleep beside each other.

"I'm tired, wanna go take a nap with our plushies?"

I think if he learns this about you, he'll have you guys sleep or be lazy together with your plushies. He was clingy at first, but now it's amped up even more.

If you're up to it...Plushie playdates?

✦Leo✦

Bro has so much beef with the plushies that it's funny.

He's jealous and overall salty. How come those plushies get to cuddle up to you every night? Isn't he more important?

Will try to manipulate you into letting him sleep with you. He's not like gonna half-ass it too. Like full-blown plans out his every sentence to ensure he gets his spot. Except for the fact it's kind of obvious.

If you don't hug him first he's going to fucking lay on top of you. If you try to push him off he's going to be snarky and say something like, "Oh I get it! Apparently, this plushie is more important than this handsome, totally supportive, turtle!"

Tries to convince Mikey into being the judge of the court case of his suing for the plushies. Brings documents that state lies about them. Frames them 1000%.

Taping pictures of himself on stuffies is legal now.

(I'm sorry for making Leo a complete fucking crackhead but he will pull this shit off)

✦maDonna✦

Honestly, no comment.

He doesn't really care for them.

But, he will gift you plushies. Ones that have cameras and speakers in them so he can observe you closely.

I think he will use them to his advantage.

(There isn't much to say, he really has no opinion of them)

✦Marble Stone✦

Finds it cute.

Of course, such a divine being would do something so pure, so wholesome.

He'll buy you a ton, and maybe some of them of you for himself.

If you invite him to join he'll be jumping up and down in joy. Makes sure everything is perfect and that you're comfortable.

While you're sleeping, he'll watch you for a while. You're his muse, so he needs to remember everything in perfect detail.

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Sorry that Donnie and Mikey are short. There isn't much to say for Donnie and Mikey has a very simple(?) reaction.

- Celina

#yandere #yandere x reader #rottmnt #tmnt #rottmnt x reader #tmnt x reader #yandere rottmnt #yandere tmnt #tmnt 2018 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt

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shen-liqin · 1 year

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I’M IN SCIENCE CLASS RN BUT I GOT AN IDEA FOR AN MXTX CROSSOVER

So I read in a meta post that it was mentioned in canon SVSSS that Airplane bro has written other stallion novels and that PIDW is just his most successful.

What if prior to writing all these stallion novels, he wrote MDZS and TGCF. It was smth he genuinely enjoyed doing but it didn’t really earn him cash bc it didn’t do well (IMPOSSIBLE I KNOW) so he kinda forgot about them. Both stories were finished though.

Bruh what if Wei Ying and Lan Zhan end up in SVSSS bc WY was messing with some talismans and ended up transporting them there. Meanwhile Xie Lian and Hua Cheng end up in SVSSS because of a mishap in Heaven.

I can already imagine Qinghua shaking when he sees these four and getting slightly emotional because they were created when he was still hopeful and somewhat naive regarding how he would get his income.

Shen Yuan is internally fanboying because as a dedicated fan critic, he also read MDZS and TGCF and greatly enjoyed it. Like yes my man is oblivious as fuck regarding romance as a whole, but he could care less about the main pairing being gay. He was only reading them for the lore.

WY and LZ are lowkey panicked but I can see WY somehow getting along well with SY because they end up bonding over being constantly wrecked by their husbands.

XL and HC are confused and kinda wary but they warm up to Bingqiu and Wangxian after a bit. Binghe prolly tries to give XL some cooking advice with HC lowkey breathing down his neck because if Binghe ends up unintentionally insulting XL then they’re definitely gunna have a problem.

Ngl I can kinda see Hua Cheng and Lan Zhan kinda doing their own thing in comfortable silence because if their mutual understanding of each other in terms of devotion. Binghe joins them from time to time when all three of their husbands hang out by themselves. Like I can imagine Lan Zhan composing a new song, Hua Cheng making a mini statue, and Binghe making everyone a meal.

Meanwhile Shen Yuan and Wei Ying end up convincing Xie Lian to do all sorts of ridiculous shit with them. If you guys are questioning why Shen Yuan would agree to any of this my answer is simple, this man may be a lofty immortal but he’s still a shut-in from the 21st century. He has a lot of semi-pent up crackhead energy.

Xie Lian is confused but he’s enjoying himself so he doesn’t question it and is just enjoying having some new friends. Wei Ying just wants to encourage the chaos.

WAIT FUCK WHAT IF WEI YING MEETS QINGHUA-

Lan Zhan and Mobei-jun are going to be drinking vinegar because if their husbands end up having a conversation then everyone is screwed.

Wei Ying is a genius, but Qinghua deadass created the mechanics of MDZS, TGCF, and PIDW. My man has a shit ton of knowledge and he’s gunna use it. Pretty sure Qinghua and Wei Ying end up doing most of the with figuring out how to send everyone back to their of worlds.

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hoeforinarizaki · 1 year

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MEMES & LOVE.

Type: Headcanons

Futakuchi Kenji x Crackhead!GN!Reader (Singular)

Summary: Of course maybe someday Dateko's captain would end up dating someone. But nobody even knew he'd start dating a total memelord. Not even Futakuchi himself.

No Warnings! Pure Crack And Comedy.

Futakuchi Keiji:

I'm a simp for this man so just beware okay.

Well to start off literally you did not give a single quack about introductions and just went "hey so i think you're hot and all wanna go on a date?"

HELP HE IS SO CONFUSED SHSUSGHSHS– like shawty yes he fine as hell but context pls 🤡

Look, this man is definitely down and all since he thinks you're interesting but finds it weird how you can literally joke about anything at anytime and by anything...

I MEAN EVERYTHING, like..? 💀

He just made a comment about volleyball and you're out here making those sports puns. Like you guys were just hanging at the gym then you just went–

"Hey, Futakuchi-kun?" "What..?" "If you wanted a hard serve we should've went to an ice cream shop instead." 👁👄👁 mm yes hard serve ice cream–

So yeah, he hates you /j

Lol just joking he honestly thinks some of your puns are very bad, but most of them are really funny. He was genuinely drawn to you because of your humor.

And when the other guys heard you were dating him they went like WHAT?? SAY SIKE RN??

Nobody knows how it ever happened, don't ask 😭 you bein' innocent and cute over here like "you didn't know? 🤨"

Fr though Futakuchi over here just wants to die now lolz

As a boyfriend, he would often tease you randomly and you'd use jokes as a literal excuse to make him think that you're immune to his sexiness.

Which you aren't, and he later learns that. Cue him just being at your side all the time and making you blush– 😍

Just rail me already dammit i'm already whipped

Aone honestly thinks that you were his sibling at first because damn you both play fight a lot. Nobody would ever think their captain could be like that /hj

During the time you aren't chaotic, both of you just sit around and cuddle each other the entire day.

Futakuchi thinks you've finally calmed down...until a minute later you sneakily take your phone out and send him a really cursed meme of shrek x dora 😰

He will stare you dead in the eyes and you'd be praying for forgiveness so good luck with that.

But the times you actually ARE calm and just want some good 'ol lovey dovey time with your boyfie be ready to pass out from bloodloss because of nose bleeding.

BECAUSE DAMN HE SO FINE

You come home from hanging out with friends and see him in the bedroom with his shirt off and skggsihsohs– and just sends this hot smirk your way which almost kills you 🥵

...This was supposed to be crack but i got carried away i'm sorry i am in love with this man.

Jokes aside, Date Tech seriously deserves more love.

#haikyu x reader #haikyuu!!#futakuchi x reader #futakuchi headcanons #aone takanobu #date tech #LET'S GO DATEKO #im a simp #date tech x reader #haikyuu crack #memelord #fanfic #anime headers #x reader

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buniyaad · 8 months

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hey as someone who has very basic knowledge about superman and dc world can you tell me more about jon kent in your words - reading your posts make me interested in him lol

oh dear 😂😂😂

im glad you think my shitposts are interesting lmao. jon is probably my favorite character in this season of dc comics. he’s not being treated too well by dc editorial at the moment, but he has quite a few years of content following him if you are interested.

how do i describe jon? in my humble opinion, he’s like two steps down from full on crackhead. i think there’s something seriously wrong with him on account of all the unresolved trauma he’s packing, BUT critics will say that’s just bad writing. i don’t think so. i think a lot that’s wrong with jon is related to some very sensitive topics that many writers these days are simply not knowledgable enough to write about, especially those who aren’t invested in genre-specific writing, and don’t really want to take a leap of faith and just write bc they don’t want to come off as problematic or insensitive. but at the same time, BECAUSE they refuse to address The Many Things Wrong With Jon……. the lack of exploration of the traumas he’s suffered and the variety of mental illnesses he’s picked off largely comes off as insensitive 😂

on that note, i think jon has a ton of potential to be one of the most interesting characters to come out of the post-new 52 drama. new 52 is essentially one of the many dc reboot/relaunches, i will admit, i myself dropped dc comics shortly after the new 52 was established, so like…. 10ish years ago? i consider this my homecoming as i have not really read a dc mainstream comic since college. for reference, i am in my thirties rn 😂

i started reading dc comics during the heyday of smallville, so think 2003-2012ish, which is now referred to as the last legs of the pre-flashpoint era. not to say that there wasn’t some serious dogshit being published at the time….. but there was some serious dogshit being published at the time. there is some jon content pre flashpoint, but its mostly non-main timeline stuff if you want to read it. current!jon’s story really begins with the super sons chronicles. i myself actually started with his last main stream run, superman: son of kal el. im the type to read stuff backwards and go off on tangents bc that’s just how i read my comic books 😂 if you want a reading list to help get you started, comic book treasury has a jon kent reading order to help you get started.

as for jonno…. he’e my problematic nephew. somethin wrong with him, but he funny. i want him to get written by a horror writer bc i feel like he’d be so wild in a story meant to spook the shit outta you. i also think he’s like one bad day away from breaking batman’s jaw, which i love. super mentally ill, also love that. also a bisexual! we love to see messy bisexuals. his boyfriend’s normal tho.

happy reading!!!!

#jon kent #dc comics #superman: son of kal el #soke #real talk

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godspeedyoublackcoffee · 16 days

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was zonked off my gourd last night (2mg clonazepam) which infamously makes you steal (i don't do that anymore) so instead you can stroll around the grocery store (we need food no matter what) or the dollarstore (bc it's cheap going on a spree doesn't hurt your pocket as bad) or what i did last night was online shopping filling up my cart and then being like oh we're at $500 let's just remove half the stuff from my cart and then not even buy anything yet... (i even had my credit card on my nightstand ready 😭)

anyways what i'm saying is that benzodiazepines are for women and women be shopping. like if i knew a man that took benzos (cringe word) i'd be like ew why don't you take some amphetamines so you can do your blue collar work with crackhead strength or solve math equations faster? idk. like no doubt courtney love was on birth control bc how on earth can you find a man like kurt cobain attractive?

don't steal and don't be a faggot basically

but another thing, i was thinking those rich housewives have it made. they're always on pills and they have infinite money to buy stuff. problem is it's not true love (one of the last things we have left) and they live a secular life (sad!) so i was like actually on second thought i think i'll stick with my diet pepsi...

and i was like actually you know what. i'm actually so jobless rn so i should not be spending. and then i started to worry but then i was like Matthew 6:26-34 🙏

today i've been looking online for a birthday gift for my landlord (i have something equivalent to store credit so dw i'm not like party rocking myself into poverty) and i've been having so much fun doing it bc i LOVE giving gifts, i'm really good at it. (inb4 omg your landlord??? you're cucked) i do agree landlords are parasites but he's a super cool dude i randomly met that let me move into his house in 2 days notice, moved my stuff into this house for free, and then next month was like "it's okay if you need some time to pay rent i'm not in a hurry" and i was like "no i gotchu" probably bc i give off destitute orphan who somehow managed to avoid prostitution vibes. and then he moved back in with his parents so i live in this house by myself for the cost of a room! and then his parents got me furniture for my room bc i really am a destitute orphan who somehow managed to avoid prostitution

but i feel like if i ever couldn't pay rent he wouldn't kick me out or start charging late fees. also his dad was here during the winter fixing the furnace and for a reason i can't recall he was like "idc at all if this house burns down and we lose it, i care about losing you!" so they're really decent people *david guetta voice* shout out to his family

also that italian faggot called and texted me a week ago but i have his number blocked. the devil with temptation fr. i wanted so badly to shop last night and it would easily be an option to say put the money in my hand and i will do the things you ask me. not that i've done that before but he's tried to arrange things with other men for me hence why he's a faggot that's blocked. and one of the men is a few doors down and literally a gangstalker bc he walks by in the alley and the front to see if i'm outside and i've told that faggot to tell his friend to stop but he won't he does the opposite and is like "no man, go after her!" so now i have bad agoraphobia about these retards which is sad bc i would like to stay here but i feel like a prisoner in my own home and ultimately just want to move away from these degenerates

and about the jobless thing, there's a couple places hiring now that i'm going to apply to and i checked to see if my old job is hiring (they aren't) and then maybe 20 minutes later i get an email from the manager saying they're hiring and to apply when the post goes live in 2 days

God blesses me.

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starr-finn · 1 year

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Okay so one time I had this draft of a Jimmy x reader so I'm giving it to you as a prompt for a longer oneshot or something?

- So reader chills at the safehouse (like they're a close and trustworthy friend of theirs) but they don't actually commit crimes

- So they're like a civ

- And they need to go to this interview but they're like... a couple minutes late and the business is rlly strict so they have guards in front of the door

- And she calls Jimmy like 'Man.... can you pick me up, there are these guards not letting me past bc I was 1 minute late...'

- AND JIMMY'S LIKE 'NAH, NOT ON MY WATCH'

- So he arrives really quickly and is like

- 'I got u fam watch this'

- Then starts causing havoc (nothing harmful/against the law) in front of the guards

- As they drag him out the building, he just winks at reader like 'go my guy, go'

- Later on, reader just hugs him and his like 'thankyouthankyouthankyou'

- Also they are not dating he just has a crush hehe

this is so cute! sorry it took so long to get out! I've had other things I'm writing before I did this one! but now! were doing a good ol jimmy fic!

authors note: mentions of crackhead confidence, Small mentions of drug use, Jimmy is kinda his own warning tbh, isn't exactly a oneshot cuz I'm not good at anything other than HCs rn especially when I'm writing fast! Hope this works

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☆ Jimmy is higher than a kite when you called him, saying you weren't being let into an interview

☆ Jimmy stood up and immediately makes his way to the office, the whole walk there, he's seething

☆ Jimmy shows up and growls

☆ He just starts shouting about random dumb shit, clearly high asf

☆ while the guards drag him off, he nods at you and you just run inside the office, super happy because he's a great friend

☆ after you get back to the safehouse, you hug him tighter than you had ever hugged anyone, and he hugs back

☆ your mumbling 'thank you' over and over again, and he just kisses the top of your head, in a 'friendly' way

☆ later you are both just hanging out at the bar, and he's just clinging to you, he just wants to hold you/hold your hand

☆ He loves you, but he won't say so, but still, its pretty obvious he does, he loves you a hell of a lot

☆ after a few hours, he passes out, from both being drunk outta his mind, and being high outta his mind

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Jimmy! my love! thank you so so soooo much for the request @iwillstealyourtoes-wattpad! ily bestie!

#payday 2 #payday 2 x reader #payday the heist #payday x reader #jimmy payday 2 #jimmy payday 2 x reader #request

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starlight-zombie · 3 months

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Hey imma be mean to a man and also mention substance abuse in this post. That being said

Dude, the spongebob dude ariana grande yoinked lowkey has crackhead skin/looks like he's more coke than man rn. Like, where I work, I see a good amount of people who struggle with substance abuse, and based solely on the skin on his face, he either hasn't slept more than 2 hours in the last 40 days or he's got something he does NOT wanna share with the class

This is a hehehaha post made by a nobody on tumblr, don't take me seriously, I am not alleging anything, i just think this man is icky inside and out

#ethan slater #yes this is bc of that interview where he fucking emoted irl with that bella porch smile #bro thinks he's such a cutie pie i swear to god #sir you're in your 30's

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fictiophillia · 2 years

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Heya! This is the first time I‘m making a request so I hope I‘m doing this right ^^‘

I really like your writing with Mammon and an INTP MC, and I was wondering whether or not it would be ok to ask for Mams with an INFP Mc? And maybe instead of smut there could be some comfort? I‘m just really stressed rn and he‘s my comfort character :‘)

If not it‘s totally ok and I hope you have an amazing day ^^ <3

HEKAMDIAKSBSKSBJA OFCC I'm so happy that y'all like my writing lmao rn it's 05:03 am I just woken up and I couldn't sleep, although I saw it is for comfort and I shall do it now. I couldn't choose a song, there were many good ones (when y'all realize the songs are the same mbti lol) and I'm running out of battery :') sorry if it's short btw

Mammon comforting an INFP reader

warnings : no horny time in this one 😞 only fluff fluff cuddles and fluff

gender: neutral

You two would definitely be the cutest pair in all Devildom.

It's like you share the same mind.

"What if mayonnaise came in cans??"

"That would suck because you can't microwave metal"

"Good morning to everyone except those two."

He loves how caring you are with him.

He doesn't get why you overthink all the time but he'll be there comforting and reassuring every time it happens.

You two were a match made in heaven *drums*

Han han got it? bc heaven- and he's a demon-

I'm going to shut up now-

Any physical contact such as hugs, holding hands, laying his head on your lap/chest, he loves it all<3

If you're the one for physical contact tho? that's ok too!

He'll be sending you those love-ass crackhead memes at 4am

"Mammon it's 4am"

"Ya saying I can't love ya at 4am???"

"Mammon we literally have to get up in a couple of hours"

Maybe your not the only one overthinking c:

Although he overthinks mainly because of insecurities he has gained from living with his brothers so make sure to comfort him too about that later, as he is always here to comfort you <3

Comfort time wouldn't include much moving, I think you'd stay home and in the literal meaning chilling and Netflix.

(If you're ok with contact) He'd pull you to lay your head on his shoulder, laying his head on top of yours- as much as he'd like to be the only laying on your shoulder.

(If you're not) He'd crack a joke every now and then just to see you smile.

He just loves you so much and he can't help but tell other people about it.

"Mammon it is the 29th time you've said it today, WE WOKEN UP 3 HOURS AGO-"

You can see his eyes shinning when he sees you across the room 🥺❤️

Talking about shinning-

You could be smaller, weaker, even softer than him and he'd still see you as his knight in a shining armor.

He'd also give you anything shinning he took interest in, could be a bracelet, could be a rock, it's really random lmao.

You make him think outside the box, you take out the most creative side of him.

You can see right through his charm when he's trying to get out of situations such as Lucifer's scolding.

You teach him to be more thoughtful and observant, not so be impulsive when doing things.

He takes on adventures and takes you out of your funk of overthinking.

He pushes your limits to help you grow.

He helps you to be more confident in social situations.

You're both very chaotic already and together you're just creating more chaos (in a good way!!!)

"How do I flirt with someone???"

"Throw rocks at them"

"Thanks dude."

You both spend time trying new things as you both hate repetitions.

You both hate being restrained and limited, so you're free around each other, he trust you and you trust him too.

He's your demon and you're his human<3

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incarnateirony · 1 year

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https://at.tumblr.com/teamfreewill2pointo/707365070042234880/9wo15vzww6cv any idea what he's referring to?

Nothing

And it's funny, bc I also believe this ask to be bad faith attempts to boost it.

But if you pay attention, he actually says nothing of substance. He says a lot of things that sound ominous or knowing, but it's a fortune cookie. It's genuinely funny. I HEARD A VAGUE THING, AS WE ASCERTAIN BEING BEHIND, AND IT MEANING SOMETHING BUT WON'T ACTUALLY COMMIT TO WHAT, SO WHEN IT GOES OPPOSITE OF WHAT I'M IMPLYING, I'LL PRETEND IT MEANT THE OTHER THING THE WHOLE TIME

It's basically a standard of a bog standard 2po trash post. The revelation will be a shred of five times passed information interpreted badly that he catastrophized into something that he makes sound like he knows something.

That. That's what he's talking about.

I'm talking about CM's two year product deals, including his precious conventions. IDK what the fuck that crackhead is willfully misinterpreting rn.

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meowzfordayz · 9 months

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Hello my love, i love you’re writing and I was wondering if you could do a ship for me for demon slayer. I am a straight, female, I have wavy red hair, and the pale skin that comes with it lol, white eyelashes, blue eyes, I’m 5”1, got thick thighs lol) and I have decent sized scars on my legs ( I’ve had five surgeries) my personality is sweet, caring, and I can be a bit scary lol. In a-I would give anything for anyone, but mess with me and your done- kind of way lol. I can be shy but once im comfortable with someone, I’ve got a bit of crackhead energy lol. I had a rough past, my dad was abusive (like the shinazugawa brothers father) and I can be a bit (very) touch starved, therefore I would say my love language is physical touch, and quality time. I love playing my saxophone, doing karate, swimming, and drawing in my free time. I have a great love for animals and my favorite is a fox. I hope this isn’t too much to ask but I would love to see a personalized fanfic of me and who you ship me with!! Thank you very much my love!

Hihi. 😁 I don't generally do match ups/personalized fanfics unless I'm hosting an event—currently ongoing here—but I've unexpectedly got today off from work, so I'll write a lil something for you rn❣️

I'd ship you w/ Rengoku Kyojuro (I promise I'm not basing this entirely on your red hair lol). 💞

Kyo's a sweetheart, brilliant and vibrant, w/ an intense streak of protectiveness and honorability (+ the most endearing ~oddballness). He has the brightness to appreciate and match your sweetness + caringness, as well as the boldness and patience to enjoy/be humored by your crackhead energy. 😉

Delving into your indivdual traumas would no doubt be difficult, but as you grow closer, those threads would inevitably unravel, detangled and processed into and out of existence over a stretch of many months, hushed conversations, and mutually wiped away tears.

As for appearance, I headcanon that Kyo def doesn't consider looks as a be-all-end-all for any type of relationship. If you have the energy (and stamina 👀) to walk beside him (literally and metaphorically speaking), then he'll be first and foremost attracted to that.

Listening to you play your saxophone would become a new fave pastime of Kyo's, and he'd certainly scope out hidden ponds and serene lakes to bring you to — nothing like a romantic, midnight swim! 🌌

Physical touch and quality time would also be easy for Kyo to give to you, bc he too craves closeness and connection, albeit you may have to guide him through the communication of gently nudging down walls, setting necessary boundaries, and being content in affectionate silence.

If this is canon, then missions would certainly be painful times, but he'd always set aside moments to write to you — to remind you that he'll always come home to you. 😭 If this is not canon, then he'd txt you throughout the day, doing his best to respect your space apart while simultaneously eager to feel your warmth against his chest.

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calswildflcwer · 2 years

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What vibes do u think your other moots give off?

- anon that's specially intrigued with your interactions kekekekekek

Ahhh! I’m so so bad at this omfgggg!

Poppy - Stuffed animal collector. Idk if this is a vibe but I just feel like Poppy is one of those softies that collects stuffed animals and plushies kinda thing.

Mochie - Okay, before I got to know Mochie, I would’ve said goth/emo vibes, but now that I know Mochie, I think she gives off more like badassery punk/rocky vibes.

Tiggy - I’m way off on this one bc Tiggy has told me herself that she’s not like this but I’d say fairy princess vibes. Like idk, she just seems really soft to me and like sweet but like, could also snap you in half if she wanted.

Wena - I think Wena gives off like nature vibes. She gives me the kinda vibes where she’d be more comfortable reading in a park or field somewhere, being surrounded by nature or like the kinda person who makes flower crowns as an act of love.

Sage - My little sister, one of the first people to ever speak to me back when she was camilomadrigalforever! I feel like Sage gives off sunshine vibes, like I feel like sage is a real life camilo. She just seems like she’s super kind to everyone and would be friends with everybody.

Josi - My spider buddy! My Instagram bestie! Josi… Josi is chaotic and gives off the vibes of being just that lmao! Josi somehow always has crackhead energy and isn’t afraid to show it. She’s the crazy bestie, she always brings the chaos. And let’s be real honest here, she might be a murderer too but that’s a whole different story that we won’t get into rn Lmao. Love you much, spidey buddy! 😘💖

@hunterxassasin @pochi-moochika @tigreost @camilos-mivida @foreverwriting @fairchildflag - I’m sorry if I missed anyone out on this. I just chose the people I speak to most often and am closest to lmao 😂

#bee speaks #bees rambles #bees thoughts #bee rambles #bees answers #anon love #anon my beloved

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likedaylighht · 1 year

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The consequences of staying up till 1am is it messes up my cats sleep schedule so one of them is ready for bed while the other is bouncing off the walls being a crackhead rn

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teddy-pickr · 1 year

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It’s been about half a year since I started watching Naruto (I’m on Shippuden rn) and this is how I remember season 1 of the OG series: Naruto being a crackhead, Sakura being a simp, and Sasuke being a gay little emo boy

#naruto

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