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nerdyenby · 1 year

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Aqua time :D I’m watching H’s vod

Pregame

The calm before the storm is worse, 100% agree. The event is amazing but the wait before and after the end are such low lows

H and Dave just vibing :))

“False is here too?! Surely something must’ve been scheduled” I love H so much

“It’s been 1,217 days since I’ve won MCC, but who’s counting?” “… You?” I think I’ve seen a grand total of one Dave Krtzyy video but between finding out they’re nonbinary, this joke, and the raw vibes??? I love him

Talking about how the npc cat is thick AND smarter than all of them combined is killing me

Dave saying they hope sands of time “will do from my enemy to my lover” 😭

False is so funny she doesn’t get enough credit

Parkour Tag

Cub cracked????

False did such a good job hunting we need to talk about it

I got so startled by Beky getting H I slammed my elbow into my desk lol

Rocket Spleef

Dave Krtzy having banger opinions left and right, good for them

He really is just saying stuff and all of its iconic, from “the rare true democracy” to “channel your inner elytra”

People taking the time to type during rocket spleef will never not be funny to me

Everyone hitting Jimmy is so Jimmy of him

False top 5 :))

Dave top 10 after getting 35th??? We love that improvement

Phil is never not an icon

Unfortunate minecraft physics, rip

H and Dave being 19th and 20th is so funny because I was like “buddies :D” and H said “I’m beating you, suck it”

H affectionately bullying Dave is my new favorite thing, actually

Sands of Time

“I uh don’t have the best track record at uh…. being good at sands of time” Dave 😭

“Hi HBomb!!” from H and his teammates is so sweet

I love the calm vibes, no frantic strategizing, just clarifying and communicating

“Dave I’m gonna be pestering and annoying the hell out of you” “As you should” I love them

H: “Has anyone seen the blue pathway” also H: *is currently in the blue pathway* my streamer’s oblivious /lh

False 9th and everyone hyping her up :D

Sky Battle

I love skybattle I swear but I was zoned out like the entire time

H killing Sniff :( my boys :((

Dave was so sad when they fell, it’s okay dude <333

Good plays in round 3!!!

Ace Race

Merely vibing

H popped off and didn’t even think anything of it, the raw power

Battle Box

Aw don’t love that slump where everyone stops listening to each other. It happens with most teams, it’s not their fault, people just get too in their own heads

False literally said it was their side like three times :(

That round was clean

The final round coming down to Purpled on 2 health vs Dave on 1 was such a good final fight, holy crap

Grid Runners

Best game time :D

They’re improving every round, I love that for them

I don’t think I properly appreciated how fast cyan’s crafting grove was before just now

They slayed waterfall lamps tho

H’s mind, man

I love when people who are historically more withdrawn take charge without hesitation, MCC has done so much for H’s confidence <3

Omg they got first????

“God, our minds are so huge compared to these dorks” “MASSIVE!!”

Own that confidence kings!! Love that for them <33

H is such a cool guy, he’s genuinely enthusiastic about how they’re 2nd without a top 10 individual. He just thinks it’s neat. He’s a top player who doesn’t care about stats but experience, and that’s what makes him the epitome of MCC :)

H saying “if another team goes nutty and gets a massive amount of fruitberries points or whatever then they deserve it, they can take our spot” WHAT DID I JUST SAY?? We stan one (1) cishet white guy here and it’s HBomb94

TGTTOSAWAF

Dave’s speech <333 I love them

I felt H’s stress there, that was so intense but he popped off

Dave doing an AMAZING speed bridge and then complimenting H’s strat, they’re so supportive I love them sm

“Sorry Dave, I’m gonna lower your points for things like that, cause you could’ve gotten first in that” “No, I do not care about that, I care about that sweet, succulent coin… that was a weird way to describe it”

The new finalist announcement is so suspenseful only to ruin it with a bubble sound effect lol

They’re so excited to get Dave their first win since MCC1 :))

They find it so cool that they got here without any top 10 individuals “purely balanced”

Dodgebolt

“Last time I was in dodgebolt I was a wee lad […] I was freshly 21, now I’m like 48 or something”

INSTANT he/they on he/they violence by Dave Krtzy lol

Aqua’s accuracy is wild, goodness!!!!

Their coms are so clean

H snatching that arrow!! I don’t even remember that from watching cyan

False calming asserting that she knows what she needs, not them, will never not be iconic

False saying that she’s down next arrow only for all her team to talk over eachother about how she’s got this and they believe in her <3

FALSE SUPREMACY!!!!! THAT 1V3!!!!!!!

Dave winning the first events of seasons 1 and 3 my beloved

FALSE DONT NEED PRACTICE

“False, that was insane, you 1v3’d that” “WHAT THE HECK WAS I DOING??” “You we WINNING, that’s what you were doing, you fool”

“1,217 days, bro” “It’s zero, it’s zero now!!” I love them

This team <33333

The most well-rounded team of all time, I love them.

Or as False puts it: “we weren’t cracked, we were just solid”

#mcc #mcyt #mc championship #mcc 29 #mcc29 #hbomb94 #falsesymmetry #false symmetry #cubfan #cubfan135 #krtzyy

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lavieboheme930 · 6 years

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Do you have a little sister? No The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them? Never Do you know anyone who has been arrested? Yes. Think a lot before you fall asleep? Yes Ever been the only one trying to fix a relationship? TNo Are you guilty of flirting too much? No Did you ever set up a lemonade stand when you were a kid?No. Does virginity matter to you? Yeah...I’m saving myself until I meet the right person. Do you know anybody who was abused? No Have you ever bought or sold something on Facebook Marketplace? No. Do you feel uncomfortable sharing drinks with other people? Depends with who Is there something that happened in your past you hate talking about? Yeah Is there a difference between just love and in love? Yes. Are you good at admitting your problems? Sure How many times have you dated the person you’re with now? Not with anyone. Has your cell phone ever rung in class? No. But it has while at work Do you ever feel like just laying down and giving up? Yes Have you ever lied about your age? Nope Lied about your name? No. Do you sit on the mattresses in furniture stores? No Are there some topics that you aren’t very open about? Sure Have you ever had an encounter with a very dangerous animal? No. Have you ever fed a wild animal people food? No Would you rather die or eat another human being? What kind of question is this. How about both!!! Do you wish that animals could talk? Why or why not? Yes Then I’d know what goes on in my dog’s mind LOL Who did you last fall asleep with? no one. Now your cell phone, what color is it? black. Who were you last in a car with? Beki. What color was the last vehicle you were in? Grey. Have you had “the best night of your life”? Yes. Toilet papered someones house? No Who was the last person you high-fived? Even after a year the answer is still Sal..I think LOL Do you own a romper? Yes 2 What does your computer’s slow-loading cursor look like? I never noticed LOL. Would you rather have a trampoline or swimming pool? neither What was the name of the first porcelain doll you got? Chrissy...no joke. That’s why my mom got it, cause it was my name Do you sell any products? If so, what? Writing gigs on Fiverr. I sold Avon for a bit...NEVER AGAIN!!! They are the WORST If not, do you want to start a business? Read above Have your parents ever crushed your dreams? No. Do you own anything cheetah print? No. Have you ever made a collage for your bedroom wall? No. Do you make DIY projects and gifts? No. Owls or peacocks? Both Lions or horses? both Is your kitchen floor black and white checkered? No. What do you make wishes on? 11:11 What’s the best natural pain reliever? I don’t know. Do you like trees? Yeah What’s your favorite Paramore song? I really don’t know What is your favorite color for bridesmaid dresses? LI don’t care Do you think you are pregnant? No Do you like the ocean? No Are you too shy to ask someone out? yes The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? Yes Is there a high chance of you going out to the movies soon? There is actually What are you listening to? I Wanna Be With You -Mandy Moore Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? No Would you be able to climb out your bedroom window to sneak out? I wouldn’t want to Can you taste the difference between brand name food and store brand food? Yes Would you be embarrassed to buy pads/tampons/condoms? Which one more? Neither Do you still own a VCR? No. Have you ever purchased Girl Scout cookies? Yeah. Do you own a nightgown? No. Who is one rapper that just always tends to get on your nerves? Why? Kanye. Can’t stand him at all Has anyone ever made you breakfast in bed? Were they trying to suck up? No. When will be the next time you’ll get a shot? What is this shot anyway? Hopefully never When will you next eat tacos? Do you even like tacos, or not so much? I don’t know Do you know anyone who is pregnant? Yes Would you or have you ever engaged in casual sex? No What’s your favorite thing about spring? Weather Have you ever tried belly dancing? If so, did you like it? No Were you a part of any clique in high school? I was homeschooled for high school Have you ever given blood? No Do you like the way you grew up? Sure. Would you prefer to read or write poetry? Write. If you were to have a child, what would the last name be? No idea Are you currently working? And if so do you like your job? Yes and love it. Have you ever walked out on a job or just not showed up? Yes when I worked at Starbucks. Worst company to work for Have you told your parents all of your secrets from when you were a teen? I don’t even think I had secrets back then Would you rather be able to fly or walk on water? Neither What’s the best club you’ve ever been to? The Stand comedy club is my favorite Which sport are you the best at playing? figure skating Do you know anyone who has gotten pregnant despite using contraception? No Are you planning on buying a house in the near future? NNo What was your favorite family vacation you went on as a kid?Boston What’s something about you that others might find unpleasant or off-putting? I don’t know Have you ever kissed someone with a beard? No When you were younger, did you believe in Santa? Yeah. Are you going to make your kids believe in Santa? No Have you ever made your own calendar? No. What foreign language did you take in high school? French and Spanish Do your parents have gray hair? Yeah. What’s your favorite Katy Perry song? Wide Awake and Part of Me What was the last thing you did that made you feel proud of yourself? Getting a promotion in the freelance platform I use for my writing What was the last significant and great thing that happened in your life? Nothing I can think of What is your favorite Starbucks’ drink? I don’t go there. Who are your last 3 missed calls from? Wrong numbers Do you like Skittles? No Do you blow dry your hair? No. How do you like your eggs? egg salad What song is the catchiest song you know? Look What You Made Me Do -Taylor Swift What is your greatest life accomplishment? No idea Who is the last person you left a voicemail for? No one Which is better: the Twilight book, or the Twilight movie? Books Do you enjoy crossword puzzles? No Do you own any records? No. Used to Who was the last guy you called? Dad You can only listen to THREE CDs for the rest of your life. What are they? I can’t think with questions like this now What is the most unique or uncommon thing about you? I’m just unique in my own way What happened the last time you were in a fight with someone? I don’t fight with anyone Have you ever been in a physical fight? Who started it? No. What is your favorite type of kiss/way of kissing? I don’t know. Favorite form of affection in general/not sexual/etc? hugs What do you think about anime? Not a fan Who is the last person you unfollowed on Tumblr, and why did you do this? I have no idea What are some upcoming concerts in your town/city? Nope Is there any type of medicine you can’t take? For what reason? I get sick with any medicine really Would you rather have potato or chicken noodle soup if you had to? potato If something on your body hurts, which part is it most likely to be? Depends Is Russian or Native American history more interesting to you? Native American. Have you ever put gum on the bottom of your desk/chair? No Would you rather go to the movies, drive-in, or stay at home and watch a movie? Go to the movies. Would you ever be a race-car driver? No. What kind of deodorant do you use? Dove Have you ever wished you were born the opposite sex? No. What was the last thing you spent a lot of time thinking about? I’m not sure. What do you think about astrology/the zodiac? If you used to believe/not believe in it, what changed your mind? I believe it What is one conspiracy you believe in? Or one you think is total crap? I don’t believe in any of them. And the people that tell me 9/11 was one need to stop with that shit. As someone who has lived in NYC all my life, it’s hard enough that I had to live through that day. Stop saying stuff about it that isn’t true!!! Where was the last place you didn’t want to go but had to anyway? No idea When was the last time you yelled/screamed and why? Screamed when Murr came on the stage at the last Jokers show I was at What was the last big decision you made? Do you think you made the right choice? No idea What Hogwarts house are you in? What do you think about the “stereotypes” regarding your house? I'm always in Slyterin LOL What is something you want to do, but you don’t think you’ll ever be able to? No idea When was the last time you left somewhere for forever (or at least don’t plan on returning)? I don’t know What was the last thing you quit? nothing I can think of Do you like to help people? How about animals? Which would you rather help, if it applies? Helping animals As an adult, what is the most and least you’ve weighed? I don’t know What is something you like that no one else you know likes too? No idea What is something you don’t like that everyone seems to like?I DON’T KNOW!! These questions are getting annoying now Do you follow a particular diet/meal-plan/ethic? No What is a subject you tend to avoid with other people, for whatever reason? Politics. What is the longest (or most involved) thing you’ve ever written? My novels Do you prefer to live with others or by yourself? Why is this?others What scares you about getting older? I don’t know What about something you’ve done that sounds too wild to believe? Nothing What was the last thing someone made fun of you for? My love for Staten Island Do you have a member of the opposite sex you’ve told everything to? Yeah What color hair do you find sexiest on the opposite gender? Doesn’t matter to me Who last slept in your bed besides you? No one If the last person you had sex with asked you to date them, would you?Never had sex If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose? Ed Sheeran. Don’t know What is your favorite social networking site? Facebook and Twitter Has anyone in your family fought in any of the wars? My grandfathers were in WWII Has a stray dog ever tried to bite you? No. Are you normally a person to tell people off? No Do you even wear any jeans other than skinny anymore? Nope What did you talk about at lunch today with your friends? I’m not in school. Are you sensitive to caffeine? Nope. How do you usually get around? Subway Have you ever been accused of being too clingy? No Do you like vitamin water? Nope Do you think too little or too much? Way too much Would you rather vacation by a beach or a lake? Neither Do you ever keep arguing when you know you’re wrong? No Are you ticklish? Yes. What do you think of dating websites? Hated them Which show is better: SpongeBob Squarepants or The Fairly Odd Parents? Damn, I can’t decide Think you could cut off your own foot if it meant saving your leg? WTF.... What is the worst thing about having a pet? Knowing they’ll die. :( Have you ever actually seen someone fall on a banana peel? No. Do moths freak you out? N Did you ever cut your own hair when you were little? No. What is your favorite fruit? apples Who last messaged you on Facebook? Lynda Have you ever had surgery or stitches? Both Do you own any clothing that has animal print? Yes. Does your family eat dinner together? Sometimes What was the last video game you played? No idea Have you ever touched a shark? a sandshark Do you prefer writing in print or cursive? Both. Do you have any family traditions? Like what? No . What is the best time you’ve ever had with your family? I don’t know...Vacations I guess What’s the scariest experience you’ve ever had? almost drowning when I was a kid What’s your favorite computer game? None What’s the biggest mistake people make on the first date? I don’t know Do you get turned on easily? sometimes it feels like ti LOL Do you still like to color? No What’s your favorite children’s show? Paw Patrol lol. Would you ever get band artwork tattooed on you? No Is there someone you liked so much and nothing ever happened? Yes Has the last person you kissed met your family? Yes How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 1 What is the one thing you remember most about January of last year? Started going to a new church How do you think you will look 3 years from now? Probably the same lol What would be number one on your bucket list? Go to Scotland How old do you think you’ll be when you make your will? I don’t know...though I did put on Facebook that all my Impractical Jokers stuff will be left to my best friend Mo LOL Do you get any of your songs from Limewire? not anymore Do you call anybody ‘baby’? Joey used to Where is the fanciest place you have ever visited? I don’t know Are your parents night owls or morning birds? Imorning birds Where did you buy the shirt you’re wearing now? Crystal’s Are you easy to get along with? Yes What do you usually do right when you wake up? Check my phone for messages What’s your biggest passion? writing and comedy Have you ever thrown your phone in anger? Yes. When I found my dog Sammy dead in his bed. I was so angry I threw my phone.

#surveys

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akosiligaya · 2 years

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The ospital episode.

It was a good evening. Lahat kami ng friends ko, night shift and crap, im on my period today and its hurts like hell.

Fast forward, my beki friend just greet me and sabay sabe "nakachat ko ex mo" sabe ko pa nun sinong ex? Hahaha kasi diba nga, di kona nga siya naaalala non. Im happy na e.

Tapos pinabasa niya lang yun convo nila, and yun laman ng convo is nagsisi boyfriend ko sa pagpili niya don sa girl and sa desisyon na ginawa niya. Ako naman, dedma lang kasi baka kasi di lang sila okay o he's having a cols feet? You know, asa stage palang sila na there tryin' to make things right diba. After ko mabasa yun, nagyaya na ako pumasok sa prod but nag iwan ng doubt yun mga sinabe ng boyfriend ko nun sa friend ko. Our duty in prod is very smooth and wala naman nageng problema.

Second break na, we went to the canteen and eat our snacks, btw. I borrowed hot compress because of my cramps., After 15 mins. Bumaba na kami para magsuot ng unform namen sa loob ng prod ng biglang *BOOM* and the next thing i know, my pants are wet and i feel little hurt in my stomach, at first i was laughing cuz im all wet hahaha damn, tinawanan pako ni ken, Jay and nicole pero nun nakita ako ni nicole na naiyak, kasi nagstart na maghapdi, ayun tinakbo na niya ako sa clinic.

Nung nasa clinic na kami, taena mas worst pa sa sakit ng puson yung nangyare sakin, tapos napaka tagal pako dalhin sa ospital then sabe nun nurse need ko ng isang tao na tatawagan kasi gawa ng need ko ng taong maghahatid sakin pauwe.

I tried to call my tito pero hindi nasagot and hopeless na ako kasi wala naman ako iba pede tawagan and pasigudin ng 2am sa ospital then sabe ni nicole si ex daw. Nahihiya pa ako pero nagtry ako and sumagot naman then nag usap kami, ayun never naman siya huminde sakin.

Nung nasa ospital nako, dame turok sakin and pinapasok ko siya, nung nakita nya ako iyak nako ng iyak and shesh, nung nilalagyan ako ng detrox, inabot ko yun kamay niya and he hold my hands naman very tight. That night, i tried to calm kasi masakit lahat sakin but when he came, kumalma nako. Kahit na gago yun, luko pero buong pagkatao nun pampakalma ko.

Then we straight home, btw. Sa kanila ako nagstay. Para makapagpahinga and my sleep was good kasi after ilan months nagkatabe kami and masaya ako nun araw na yun.

Want to see some pics?

Ayan siya, my one call way ex. 🌷

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acb-comics · 6 years

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YES!!!

FINALLY… Whew. Alrighty, so here we have our lovely, main characters! Ava, Bekie, and Calob! Most people who are good at decyphering things would know why they’re named that. But let us introduce you to the first characters of our story!

Ava

Ava’s the leader of the team, or so she tends to be. Of course she’s a bisexual female who is cautious about something’s and worries not for other things. Ava seems to be more on the sarcastic side, which is just her. Most people who interact with her are highly unknowing of her true backstory, because she doesn’t bother to mention a lot about her past. Of course, Ava is the Daredevil and likes to travel to other worlds and dimensions with her portal remote she got as a gift from a good ol’ friend of hers. Ava usually likes to carry around her special bag, “Matches”, yes she named her bag, but who wouldn’t? Anywho, she carries Matches around a lot because it’s funny and important to her, she mainly uses the bag to carry a lot of stuff with, but never her school work. Ava is 5.4", a tough ol’ 14 year old, and is secretive but caring- although she doesn’t show it that much, she is also the oldest- which is probably why Bekie and Calob follow behind her, other than that, Ava’s more experienced with portal jumping. She’s also a good friend and mostly carries around art supplies, her phone, and Matches. Ava likes to either play Violin or sing to a few songs she knows. She can be really dedicated to things, and then some, not so much, but she tries her best daily to overcome her challenges and trials she puts herself through. And, that about wraps up Ava, so onto our next character!

Bekie

Bekie is the cute, derpish, yet confident and proud one of the team. She likes to be silly and cheer her friends up in their time of pain or sorrow. Bekie has a taste for wild colors that tend to express her mood. Most of the time she’s around Ava and questioning them about their travels to the other worlds. Bekie is the curious type, a helpless romantic, and doesn’t like to be bothered about her height, she also doesn’t like to listen to profound jokes, same goes for bad things that happen to her friends. Other than that she is normally a very cheerful and supportive person! Bekie loves to listen to Ava play songs on her violin and ask her to draw her cute little characters. Bekie is 4.1" and is a straight lil bean at the age of 14- the youngest of the three. So that brings us to our final character to introduce!!

Calob

Oh, ho, ho. Now Calob, he is the punster of the team. Always riled up with jokes to make people laugh when they’re blue! Calob likes to explore where he walks and pick up a few tricks or two along his way. Calob is more of the creative yet careful person when it comes to danger or anything of the sort. Calob has a taste for adventure and is the co. captain of the team- or when Ava doesn’t feel like leading Calob and Bekie down the trail of adventure and mystery. Calob is a good 4.8", straight, and is the chuckling marshmallow of a 14 year old. And thus, wraps up our main three characters.

Boy, oh boy was it fun to come up with these three. Now we just have a few more things to say.

1.) Yes this did take a very long and unnecessary amount of time, but there were a few troubled days when A couldn’t manage to draw anything (suck as being sick) but other than that they apologize for the inconvenience. 2.) Yes this is what the three main characters will look like for some parts of the comic, A likes to call this “The Casual Fashion of All” but B thinks it’s a big title for a simple look. 3.) The background was done by B, the background idea was C’s idea, and the rest was done by A. 4.) Of course, we three aren’t just posting on here for nothing, this is the “CBA Asking Series!” We’ll be posting more comics asap along as answering (most) questions anyone might have. 5.) Please be respectful and don’t judge what happens along our characters way in their trail of adventure and more. 6.) Yes this was slightly rushed, but that’s because A insisted on doing so.

Other than that, here’s our rules.

Rules: Do not ask Bekie about sexual things, or anything that could make her uncomfortable, she’s a fragile lil bean, ask Calob or Ava instead. Y'all can ask anyone about what’s happening or something like that, and we three will chime in (rarely ever) to help our characters throughout Annon Power (Ex: here, have a Snickers, you’re not you when you’re hungry! *Gives a/n a Snickers bar*) yeah that, that’s acceptable, but don’t be all like “Oh here, I’ll just kill it for you!” Yeahhhh, don’t do that, be reasonable with that crap. You can ask the three of us (Admins) questions but we may or may not get to all of them, but we’ll try! Here’s our signatures so that everyone knows who’s answering who.

A: -A-

B: #B#

C: //C// Somewhat of this stuff is fictional and then only a small amount of it is real so try your best to understand our way of things. Yes, yes this is gonna have a few crossovers of some sorts. But that’s for later. Buuuut, with that since you have reached this point, I will say, that the “CBA Asking Series” is officially open for questions!

WOOOOOOOO!!! Celebrate!

-A-

#B#

//C//

#comics #cbacomics #mystery #adventure #celebration

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youngkashl-blog · 7 years

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lavieboheme930 · 7 years

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What color of suit did your father wear to your parents wedding? If your parents were never married, what kind of dress / suit would you like to wear to your own wedding? It was blue

What is your favorite show? How often do you watch it? Impractical Jokers...all the time

Are Zhu Zhu pets really that awesome? Yes!!!

Ideally, how many children would you want in the future? 2-3

What is something that you hate to do every day? Nothing

Do you believe that true love can be found online? No...based on my experience

Have you ever just lost interest in a friend? No. But they’ve lost interest in me

If you had to live in an extreme environment — think Sahara, Antarctica, under the sea, on the Moon— where would you want to live? Why? None of the above

What does your last outgoing text say? That’s for sure. (we were talking about Sal’s eyes LOL)

How was your day overall? Alright. Made an impromptu trip to South Street Seaport after a show I was going to was canceled

Have you kissed someone more than 20 times in 13? No

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 1

How often do you hold back what you want to say? Depends

It’s 2 in the morning and you get a text message, who is it most likely? Ricky

Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone? Yeah.

Who did you last ride in a car with besides family? Beki, my best friend

How do you know the last male you texted? He’s my best friend Ricky

Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed? Yes

Did your last kiss take place on a bed? No

Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you? Honestly, no.

Last movie you saw in theaters? A Family Man.

Do you laugh a lot? Yes.

Are you good at giving directions? Depends

What does your mom call you? Chrissy

Are you afraid of roller coasters? Yes

Ever had a song sang about/for you? Not about, but sang to me

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? Yeah.

Have you ever been nice to someone who treated you like crap? Yes

Is it hard for you to be happy for someone else? No

If you could have one language, one habit, and one skill “downloaded” straight into your brain, what would they be? I wannt speak Greek

What are some upcoming films you’re looking forward to seeing? Hunter Killer, Geostorm

Write a sentence in another language: I don’t know any other languages

Do you know what emancipation of minors is? Yeah.

Are you one to ditch set plans? No

Have you ever sent an X-Rated picture to someone? No

Can you actually play an instrument or do you say it to be cool? I used to know how to play piano and bells

What big city do you live near? I live in NYC

Do you like breaded chicken sandwiches? Yes

Is there a Sonic in your area? No

Have you ever gone to a thrift store? Yes

When is the last time you sneezed? Not long ago LOL.

Are you happy with your weight? Yeah

If you had to choose, would you rather be anorexic or bulimic? Neither

Have you ever starved yourself/made yourself throw up? No.

Do you think Johnny Depp is attractive? Hell yeah!

Are you happy with the state you live in? Yes

Do u type lyke dis or do you type normally? No.

Have you ever gotten in a physical fight? Did you win? I don’t fight

Are you registered to vote? Yes.

When days go by, do you cross them off on the calendar? Sometimes

Are you currently counting down to something? If so, what? My birthday!!

How old were you when you got text messaging? I was out of college when I started texting so...21

Do you pay rent to your parents? No.

What do you think of Obama’s new healthcare bill? Because of it I was able to get insurance.

How many icons are on your desktop? I don’t know.

Ever wrote something on a bathroom wall? No

Do you dye eggs for Easter? Not anymore

What color hair did the last person you kissed have? Brown.

Do you like your eye color? Yeah

What’s the nearest beach? Rockaway

Ever been to Florida? Nope.

What type of car did you ride in last? No idea

Are you excited for summer 2013? Uhhh 4 years ago????

What class were your parents (ex. class of ‘75)? college: Dad ‘68 and Mom ‘73

Are you in debt right now? For what? Who isn’t LOL

What color is your phone? Black

Have you ever had someone read a text message they weren’t supposed to see? Well, still don’t know if Sal saw the text or not when he was next to me. But I was texting Mo about him and didn’t know he was there. Luckily all I said was I don’t know where Sal is LOL

What’s the minimum age you think someone should have a cell phone at? I think 14

Would you ever work night crew? No.

How old is the last person you texted? 37

Has the power ever went out in your area when it wasn’t even storming? Yeah.

Do you sleep with all the lights out, or do you leave a lamp or even the television on? Lamp

Do you ever get scared of the dark? Under what circumstances do you feel afraid in darkness? I love the dark

Who was the last person that lied to you, or that you can recall lying to you? What did they lie about? How did you find out they were lying? An ex best friend. Lied about really being my friend

Do you know anyone that says they don’t lie, ever? How do you feel about this? Whatever.

Do you ever use the term “smashed” to describe someone as being very drunk? Nope.

What do you think makes a person ugly, physically? Nothing.

What do you think makes a person ugly, personality-wise? Their behavior when it’s ugly

Has anyone ever called you ugly, straight up, before? How did you react to this? Yes, people are so cruel. I was upset

Who is the most stubborn person you know {excluding yourself}? No idea

#surveys

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lavieboheme930 · 7 years

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What are you planning to do tomorrow? Working

Are you comfortable with your height? No, hence why I always wear heels

Last text received? From Ricky about Gerard Butler

What’s your favorite subject in school? It was always English

What’s your least favorite subject in school? Science

Are you afraid of heights? No

Are you afraid of the dark? No

Are you a jealous person? No

Do you miss anyone right now? Yes

How do you feel about your hair? It’s alright. Can’t wait for it to be blonder

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No

Do you sleep with the light on? No

Do you sleep with the fan on? Sometimes

Were you happy when you woke up today? Not really

Have you ever ditched school? Not really

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? Every single time watching Sal in Jokers

Do you drink coffee? Every single day

Do you find piercings attractive? Yes

Do you find tattoos attractive? It used to be a turn off for me...but for some reason I seem to quite love them on Sal

When is your birthday? 9/30

How long are you on the computer? When I’m working, most of the day

Do you watch a lot of TV? Not really. Only when The Jokers are on

What was the last movie you watched? Beauty and the Beast.

What was the last TV show you watched? Impractical Jokers

Do you curse in front of your parents? Yeah

Are you slowly drifting away from someone close? No

Do you like your phone? Yes.

Are you happy right now? Sure

Do you have a crush on anyone? Yeah

Have you ever written a story? I have a novel that’s published

What are you listening to right now? Gangsta’s Paradise -Coolio

Do you watch American Idol? Hell no! I stopped watching that crap when Jason Castro was wrongfully voted off

What’s your favorite number? 5

What’s the last thing you ate? New peanut butter cookie from Starbucks

If you were a crayon what color would you be? I guess my favorite color black cause I can be dark souled like that

How is the weather right now? Cold.

Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yes but I’ve done it

What were you doing before this? Another survey.

Do you have any pets? dog

Have you ever been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to be doing? No cause I never really do that

Are you still friends with someone from kindergarten? Yes, my best friend Beki

Do you use chapstick? No but I should

When did you last cry? earlier

What did you do today? Went to church

Do you drink a lot of water? Yes

What was the last website you visited? LJ

How long do you think you will live? I don’t know.

What do you spend most of your money on? Comedy show

What did you eat for lunch today? salad

Do you eat breakfast? No.

Do you eat junk food everyday? No

How’s your life going lately? Pretty good

Do you like the winter time? Hate it

Have you ever had to get your blood drawn? Yes

Do you like eating mashed potatoes? Yes.

Are you a good cook? Not really. I’m better at baking

What is the most important thing to you? My family and my best friends

Are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment? Sorta

When was the last time someone put you on the spot? Oh wow...no idea

Do you lie about your age? No.

Have you ever been stung by a bee? No.

Who was the last person you high fived? Why am I drawing a blank here LOL. For some reason I want to say Constantine, but he hugged me LOL. Yeah, I don’t know LOL

Who made you mad today? No one

Do you like whipped cream? Yes.

Do you know how to swim? No.

Are you afraid of falling in love? No

Could you go a whole month without cursing? Hell no

Are you close to your mother? Very

Are you close to your father? Yea

Do you miss your past? Some things

Are you any good at math? I used to be

Do you look at the keyboard when you type? No.

Who hugged you last? Ricky

Who’s one person you can tell everything to? Ricky.

Do you keep things bottled up inside? Sometimes

Has anyone let you down lately? No

Do you call anyone by their last name? I guess technically Murr...though his last name is Murray.

Have you ever been called a bad influence? No.

Do you have a lucky number? No

What scares you the most? elevators, lightning

Why do you feel the way you feel? I have no idea

What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Coffee.

What woke you up this morning? My alarm

Do you have a best friend to lean on? Yes

Do you ever have weird confusing dreams? Yes

How is your hair right now? down and messy

When was the last time you went shopping? It’s been awhile

Did you laugh a lot today? Yes

Was there anyone who made your day today? Yes, Sal on TV

Are you liking how you look today? SO so

Do you hate when they give a lot of TV commercials? Yes

How many pets do you have? 1

Are you waiting for anything? Tartan Week

Are you a very stressed out person? Yes.

Are you single? Yes.

Do you watch the news? No I hate the news

Have you ever been to Disney world? No.

Do you like animals? Yes.

Do you know how to skateboard? No

Do you go to church? Yes

What do you do to relax? read and write

Do you hate when people stare at you for no reason? Yes

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Ricky

Do you remember what date it was? Wed.

How often do you talk on the phone? rarely. I like texting

Do you have any saved text messages? All of them

Which color is better? Red, Blue, Green, Black, or Yellow? Black is my favorite color

What’s your first initial? C

Are you good at hiding your feelings? I guess

Are you afraid of rollercoasters? Yes

Is anyone annoying you right now? Nah.

Do you smile a lot? Yes

Does the person you like know that you like them? I think so

Have you ever cried from being so mad? Yes.

Did you cry today? Yes

When was the last time you had a sleepover? Ages ago

Do you like watching horror movies? Yes

How many kids do you want? 2-3

What do you wanna be when you grow up? I’m an author

Have you ever been suspended from school? No.

Do you like taking pictures? Yes

Do walk around bare foot when you’re at home? Or do you wear socks? Socks

Don’t you hate that when it’s freezing cold outside your nose gets runny? Yeah.

Don’t you hate that when it’s freezing cold outside your eyes get teary? Yes

Do you wear make up? Sometimes

Do you wear jewerly? Sometimes

Do you ever play games on the computer? No.

Do you think this survey was OK? Yeah it was

#surveys

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