Ni-ki on the phone: hi, it’s Ni-ki
BELIFT: what did he spoil this time?
Ni-ki: no, it’s me Ni-ki
BELIFT: oh… what did you spoil this time?
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Y/N : Fuck me if I'm wrong but -
Jay : You're wrong
Y/N : But I didn't even finish my sentence-
Jay : idc, you're wrong
Y/N:
Jay: so do u wanna do it rn or like -
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Heeseung: knock knock
Jay: JUST FUCKING GO TO SLEEP ALREADY-
Heeseung: knock kncok knock
Jay: *sighs* who’s there?
Heeseung: neighbour
Jay: Neighbour who?
Heeseung: NEIGHBOUR MIND I’LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE UuUUU~
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jake: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS?!
jake: like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger! why don't we have those?!
heeseung: theme parks. just theme parks.
jake: but you have to PAY for theme parks!
heeseung: that's the adult part.
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[ENHYPEN]
Heesung: Omygosh are you still mad at me?
Jay: Twinkle, Twinkle little star...
Heesung: How I wonder what you are?
Jay: That's not now it goes.
Heesung: Yes, it is.
Jay: No, it's not. It's Twinkle Twinkle little star. I wish I could hit you with my car.
Heesung: Yeah, you are still mad
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ENHYPEN as quotes from To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before
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Jake: if i’m gonna be making out with someone, i’m gonna do it for real
Sunghoon: okay but you kissed me first
Jake: ...this is non-negotiable
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Sunoo: you can put your hand in my back pocket
Niki: hand in your back pocket? what the hell is that?
Sunoo: 16 candles? it’s the opening image. it’s a couples thing
Niki: pfft yeah uh..maybe in the 70s?
Sunoo: 16 candles was the 80s
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Jay: Hey, lil K, what is that?
Niki: A Korean yogurt smoothie, and my name? thanks for asking, is Nishimura Riki, Niki to my friends. You can call me Riki Jackson
Jay: yes ma’am, he’s feisty
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Jungwon: okay, i’m not telling you this to make you feel bad, but, Jay, i’m 16 and i cancelled plans to be here tonight. and well, you’re 18, and i don’t think you had anything else going on, am i right?
Jay: that is way harsh, jungwonie.
Jungwon: the truth hurts, jay.
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Heeseung: are we good here?
Jungwon: um...yeah. no, yeah, we’re good.
Heeseung: okay great
Jungwon: wait, wait, wait. it’s just...is that sparkly bike out front, is that your ride?
Heeseung: yeah.
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Jay: what?
Jake: hm?
Jay: you do this thing, you have this whole judgy face scenario going on.
Jake: i guess i just think it’s really weird that you still talk to your ex on the phone...it’s not healthy.
Jay: oh i’m sorry, and you’re the expert? you’ve never even had a boyfriend.
Jake: well, you only had one boyfriend/girlfriend and you’re completely obsessed with them, so that doesn’t necessarily make you the bachelor
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Heeseung, at jungwon: Largie! it’s funny because he’s so SMALLLLL
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