Do you think Alice thought renesmee was jacob’s baby?
Pffffffft.
Oh man, you win anon of the day.
Er, no, I don't.
Children of shapeshifters are humans with the potential to become shapeshifters, perfectly visible to Alice. They also do not produce sped up, terrifying pregnancies that kill their mothers.
Bella was not pregnant when she got married, yet two weeks of having sex with Edward later she is.
I think if Alice ever had this idea she immediately dismissed it lest Edward catch wind of it and make fun of her forever.
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“i’ve never met anyone more prone to life-threatening idiocy!”
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What if Bella was a swan, and Alice told Edward that he was in love with the swan?
Remember the time Bella was a shark?
Alice never gets the chance to say anything. Edward finds himself eating a delicious swan and it's really weird. The family gives him shit forever and he's mortified by the incident.
Jasper wishes they could have bred that swan for oddly delicious and nutritious descendants and cries as Edward ate the fucker before they had a chance.
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with how prophetic bella’s dreams usually seemed to be, super lame she didn’t have some kind of vision power
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Hot people on tumblr are even scarier than normal people because you know something has to be wrong with them
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you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.
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If the people of Forks made memes:
Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it
This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy
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Wait a second… if Bella and Hong get married, will her name be Bella Bellamy?
Anon's referring to The Seventh Seal.
Ah, but reader, Hong knows that Bella does not wish to get married and has no desire to get married himself. Hong gladly has sex with Bella when she wishes and never puts forward the idea of becoming married.
Bella thinks their relationship is swell.
(But yes, in the odd event that this does happen, Bella is Bella Bellamy. She now belongs in a superhero comic.)
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have y'all seen demi adejuyigbe's review of twilight on letterboxd
I'm weeping
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twilight characters + copious amounts of heart emojis: lesbian pride edition 470/?
happy pride month 2022!
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When men make fun of Twilight it's such a turn-off. He makes fun of it because he associates it with femininity and society allows him to judge it without seeking to understand it. I make fun of it because it, while being hella entertaining, is also an unhinged mormon stay-at-home-mom's self-insert fantasy. We are not the same.
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Been making twilight memes today
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