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incorrectbellimala · 9 hours ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #731
Guard: Please sit in this chair. I'd like to ask you some questions.
Swin, whispering to Lamlis: Deny everything.
Lamlis: That's not a chair.
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incorrectbellimala · 13 hours ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #730
Sam: It's my birthday, the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Swin: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Sam: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kinda ruins my enjoyment of them.
Swin: Yes, I know.
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #729
Sam: So apparently, feeling like something is about to go wrong is called 'anxiety' and not 'spider-sense'.
Swin: ... that explains so much.
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #728
Shaia: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside on the street and thought about returning it, but the owner lived outside of the city so I just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Isla: Okay, that's really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #726
Swin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Sam: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Swin: It fucking sucks.
Sam: That’s not constructive criticism.
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incorrectbellimala · 2 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #725
Swin: The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories.
Isla: Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences.
Swin: great clearly means different things for us.
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incorrectbellimala · 3 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #722
Shaia: These candies are choking hazards.
Swin: Hmmm, for someone without a gag reflex I would have expected you to shove them down your throat without a second thought.
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incorrectbellimala · 3 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #720
Shaia: Parlay, conference room, in five minutes.
Mort: Parlay?
Lamlis: Pirate code. She wants to meet.
Mort: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Lamlis: I understand it. I can't speak it.
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incorrectbellimala · 3 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #719
Isla: What did you do in there!? Did you kill that man!?
Shaia: I'm happy to discuss today's events, but not if you insist on doing so at this volume.
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incorrectbellimala · 5 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #715
Hikari: Where's Hiro-nii and Hicchan?
Hideo: They are playing Hide-and-Seek.
Hikari: Oh! Where?
Hideo: ... I don't think you know how this game goes-
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