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[falconearring]

Amen!

Rewatched Double Life and had a great time. I feel awesome!!

#traffic smp #double life smp #boat boys #joel smallishbeans #ethoslab #smalletho #mild eyestrain #below the cut

[makofinz]

some doodlz of my agents :333

i love four i love four i love four i love four i love four. .

more (more lq doodles) below the cut

#auuugh i lobe agent four… #the freaks.. #i have more things to post but ill do it later. trust. #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon 2 #art #drawing #digital art #agent four #agent eight #agent three #agent 8 splatoon #agent 4 splatoon #agent 3 splatoon #threes name might change idk how i feel abt jinx but we’ll see.. #agent 32 #below the cut #technically

[ladyknightskye]

@mrtobenamedlater -

It appears that we have a Shrodinger’s Kai.

#ladyknightrambles #halo tv show #halo tv spoilers #below the cut

[ikemenomegas]

Ooh that poly au piece was so cute! Maybe its because their dynamics with the alpha is cute but maybe its also bc if they're in a poly rs, it means that nobody died which is great! But i was also wondering what Suguru or Satoru would do if they felt possessive or jealous

Was it cute XD, am I cursed to forever be cute even when I am really trying. Maybe I need to try harder...

Let's say it out loud: Suguru is the kind of person to expressly lure you into fucking him on every plausible surface in the house. Satoru is the kind of person to fully imply that you are going to fuck him in the next five minutes just to let other people he's taken and so are you.

Here's the bit nonnie, they're always possessive, and they're the most jealous people you've ever met. For someone with the bad fortune to be a little too aware of this, it's a nightmare lol. This alpha is either oblivious to or unconcerned by or both when it comes to a good portion of their behavior, and the rest of it they probably agree with.

Alpha is perfectly capable of handling themself when it comes to oglers and flirtatious people who can't take a hint. It will never mean anything to them, it barely even registers because their mind is always elsewhere and never decided on finding someone to date before Satoru and Suguru happend. You have walked away in the middle of someone trying to ask you out on a date because Satoru called your name or you caught sight of a snack.

As you get older though, your tolerance for disrespect goes down lol, especially after you bond with them. It sort of makes sense because you can tolerate a lot of insult, but when it comes to Suguru and Satoru there are days where your patience is on the floor. So... people who don't believe in omega rights or respect personal space should be wary. It's a shame because Suguru won't let you beat anyone up and Satoru's so obvious and huge that when he's around mostly he can loom and interlopers will go away.

They're unbearable about it afterwards though. Suguru pretends to be disappointed in you for losing your temper even though the only reason he's holding you back is so he can get to your target first. Satoru sulks around and baits you because he thinks its kind of hot when you actually release your inhibitions but also he knows being directionlessly angry eventually makes you sort of blank so he diffuses the emotion.

Satoru overall will put on a show. He scents you in public, he pulls you right up against his body, if he's feeling particularly irritated, he'll punish you with a bit of public (or private) humiliation. Spicy rules this week so - that means he'll make fun of you for being so hungry for him while he's gripping your hips and making you ride him or using your body in whatever way he wants, alpha is just a sex toy for his amusement, and he doesn't share except with his other half. He'll also do silly petty things like pull whatever you're reaching for out of your reach. If you ask him for a bit of food he'll make you chase it and eat it from his fingers. There's been a handful of times when he's gotten very possessive for some reason and during these times he won't let you take missions - you don't know it, they just stop requesting you and suddenly look at that you have a whole day to spend with him.

Suguru is more insidious with his possessive behavior lol. It doesn't read like possessive from the outside, not unless you can hear the things he's saying. He will insult anyone of any dynamic who he doesn't think is good enough for you, either in a way they won't notice until the two of your are long gone or out loud, but acting like he's talking to you so he has plausible deniability. He will actively guilt trip you about whatever made him jealous. He'll slowly bring up the details of an interaction or imitate a behavior you know he finds particularly irritating to witness and then you know, Suguru is upset and he expects you to try and fix it. And he'll draw it out too. Suguru experiences sexual desire in a way that's very different from Satoru, mostly because he finds you sexually very appealing. There's times Suguru comes at you like a man starved. When he can press the advantage, he does. He knows he has your full and undiluted attention while you seek his forgiveness and better humor. This place where you're fully focused on him is a place he finds interesting to engage with. Expect pillow princess behavior, edging (of you), overstimulation (of you but not so far you lose focus on him), but it always ends in an intense kind of love making that probably makes you forget your own desperation until the next time he gets like this.

All jokes aside, I like poly au for the same reason, it means things are fixed (ish) and fine (ish) again.

#nsft #below the cut #ask answered #follower event #spice and nice #io.sxc #gojo satoru #getou suguru #alpha!reader

[gamerwoman3d]

HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE!!

I THOUGHT HE WASN'T COMING!

Snitches get stitches.

#omni man #omni-man #invincible x mortal kombat #krossover #invincible #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #christmas music #below the cut #Youtube

[readyplayerziggy]

Thinking of the moment when sweet, refined ladies snap and make absolute pigs of themselves out in public, letting their hungry self take the wheel and devouring everything they can get their hands on. Any kind of food they see or smell, whether or not it's being eaten by someone else or is even still in it's packaging. Utensils that haven't been cleaned and still have bits of food on them.

People that refuse to hand over their meal or aren't fast enough to get out of the way of the hands that are shoving whatever they can find into their maw.

#just a thought #v/ore #below the cut

[gumdropgamespot]

Vincent Vorlensha

A precocious kiddo with endless energy. Fae + Vampire = a genetic menace (and he's adored for it)

Age: Four (and a HALF)

Job: Finding the best window rocks. Licking all baking spoons. Waking up Dad.

Family: Vincent lives with his dad, Vikaslaus, and his mom Sugar. His bio mom hasn't been in the picture, but so far he hasn't expressed distress on the subject. Unusual family structures are the norm for the sims around him, and he's got so much love coming at him from all directions.

Besties: Vincent's older brother Bennu has a daughter Vincent's age named Jezebel. He likes her a lot, even if she hasn't exactly learned how to share. He idolizes his "older cousin" Ember, who is ten and VERY COOL. (She's technically his great-niece, but we won't get into it...)

Personality:

His interests change by the week, but then, he's four...

Vincent loves to see people smile. He'll be saccharine sweet if it means someone he loves will melt.

Mom's Best Helper, three years running

Surprisingly, he likes naps. But he is his father's child.

Sometimes he gets so excited, he floats.

"The fundamental job of a toddler is to rule the universe." - Lawrence Kutner

Quick facts:

Vincent was another of the og cc testing sims. I can't quite bear to age him up just yet. 🥰

Toddler Photoshoot Poses by @atashi77

#sim intro #below the cut #sim introduction #ts4 #sims 4 toddlers #ts4 toddlers #vampire sims #ts4 vampires #ts4 edit #ts4 simblr #ts4 screenies #Gumdropscreenies #GumdropsSims #sim edit #the sims 4 edit

[herlondonboy]

face reveal:

#face reveal #this is me #below the cut

[flintstill]

Broadchurch season 2 episode 3 thoughts

I know they're trying to humanize her by showing her personal life story but that lawyer is still extremely scummy 🤢

my biggest wtf was the naming tho

ELIZABETH?!?! REALLY???????

after all the "I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!!!!!!" "don't FUCKING TOUCH ME" "GET HER OUT" "Get that woman out of my house" accusing her of the attack on Joe being a calculated conspiracy and fucking up their operation with Claire, just all the vitriol and hatred toward Ellie..

and you name your daughter ELIZABETH--"Lizzy for short", but still, the name ELLIE comes from?!?!?!

like are you dumb and don't realize? or did you name the baby that way knowlingly because she was there when your husband wasn't but you still hate her

like ??????

#Broadchurch #Broadchurch spoilers #below the cut #Broadchurch season 2 #flintstill watches Broadchurch

[oh-katsuki]

did not realize how much of a comfort loid is to me until i got to chapter 20 of the manga... 

manga spoilers below the cut. 

the dog’s vision..... actually.... terrified me. i TEARED UP seeing him LIKE THAT? 

im HORRIFIED. i wasn’t expecting it and now im like.. i CANT TAKE seeing him like that. genuinely cannot put into words the visceral emotional reaction this elicited. 

it hurt my feelings. 

#spy x family manga spoilers #sxf manga spoilers #sxf spoilers #please i love him SO much #there is blood in the screenshot btw #below the cut

[princecharmingtobe]

So I mentioned I made V (Vervain Auvraheal) in BG3. And I've become a little obsessed with his dynamic with Shadowheart...

So due to the constraints of the video game, I've made it an AU in which V never got cursed as a child and ended becoming a life cleric instead of a peace cleric. Still got that level in monk tho.

Another change due to constraints is his god. His canon god is Angharradh, a goddess made up of three other goddesses. But she wasn't an option. And I don't know if any of her component gods were options either? But you know who is an option? Selune. One of the goddesses who makes up Angharradh is Sehanine Moonbow, and Sehanine is an aspect of Selune, so it works out I think. (spoilers onward)

This does make things a little awkward with Shar-worshipping Shadowheart though! :D Cause in case you weren't aware, Selune and Shar are twin sisters who fucking hate each other and want each other dead and also like... light and dark and all that fun stuff. Despite worshipping such a dark goddess, Shadowheart's generally a very kindhearted person. She and V actually get along very well, so long as religion does not come up. So well, in fact, that they have expressed wanting to bone.

I've started calling them Star-Crossed Clerics, and I'm not sure how things will work out between them (no spoilers please). But they're so sweet and so tragic right now. Cause they'll talk about all sorts of things, be respectful of each other's boundaries, be all cute and stuff like V getting Shadowheart to talk about her favorite flower, and generally seem to agree morally on most things.

Shadowheart is also the one who convinced V that maybe he shouldn't blindly trust the dream guardian person thing. Cause of the companions I currently have, two were fully gung-ho about it, and two wouldn't even consider it. V at the time believed the guardian to be Corellon (because I didn't know what to make him so I was like fuck it, The Protector himself) and was all hyped about it. Gale and Astarion reinforced the idea that this was a good thing in his mind, and Wyll Lae'zel just came across as stubborn and close-minded to him so he just avoided the subject with them. But then Shadowheart acknowledged that there may be some good to using the tadpoles, but that parts of it just didn't sit right and she was concerned it might be dangerous. Having it approached in a more balanced way that points out the good and bad made him actually stop and think and realize he might have been acting naively.

So they get along with most things, they're really cute and respectful of each other, they listen to and ground each other, and they wanna bone. But then religion- something extremely important to both of them- comes up and they're at an impasse. They don't trust each other's goddesses or orders, they probably want to convert each other, and the very nature of their goddesses means it would be very hard for them to be together long term. And like, V tries so hard to be understanding and patient with everyone, but literally the day after they discussed wanting to bone, Shadowheart decided to share with him her dream of becoming a Dark Justiciar, to "weed out the non-believers" and "bring forth Shar's eternal darkness" or whatever. And externally V was like "Thanks for sharing..." but inside he was like "AAAAAAAAAAAAH" and he's now doubting if they can really be together.

It's heartbreaking :(

#Baldur's Gate 3 spoilers #below the cut

[keravnos-kori]

dave filoni is my mortal fucking enemy for the rest of eternity

we finally got tech without his goggles but at what cost

#tbb spoilers #below the cut #no one touch me

[vaxxman]

Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 soldier #Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time #Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick?? #As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt #no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in #Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter #I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international #But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping #The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind #I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done #King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic

[onshrike]

A 5 panel comic featuring Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog. The comic has an overall blue-green hue.

Panel 1: Sonic, looking scuffed up, winks and salutes while saying "Not the assist I was expecting, but thanks Shadow!"

Panel 2: Shadow looks downwards.

Panel 3: A closeup of Sonic's hands. He's cradling one hand, unable to extend two of his fingers. Sonic says: "Cutting it close though. Heheh."

Panel 4: Shadow looks to the side, crossing his arms. Shadow says: "...You can't afford to get sloppy, hedgehog."

Panel 5: A faraway shot of Sonic and Shadow standing in front of a large busted Roller Badnik.

Sonic is still cradling his hand and says, "...You keep showing up lately. It almost makes me think you're worried about me!"

Shadow turns to walk away, saying "You're fine, so I'm leaving."

Aside dialogue reads: Shadow, "Ice that later." Sonic, "Pft."

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic #sonic fanart #2023 #fanart #comics #sonadow #yeah sure #captioned #< in both the built-in image caption and below the cut #i know rollers' outer shells are supposed to be impossible to damage but i wanted to add spindash cuts #maybe eggman had to make do with weaker materials in order to make a huge one or something

[lilygracesims]

Ysabelle Sabedra in Cook out

Dog Lover~ Perfectionist~ Outgoing

I think I'm going to take a brake from sinarios for a bit I'm just feeling a lack of motivation when it comes to them. the next however many posts will be whatever I end up doing or that I want to post but well see I and going to be moving into college soon so my posts will probable be gameplay or things that don't take all too much time

Now to talk about Ysabelle I think of them as using they/she pronounce but seeing as the game can't do that they are in the game using they/them. Ysabelle is an interior decorator and this is my first time actually using that part of dream home decorator. I am not a big builder and I'm kinda hopeless when it comes to decorations, but I tried on some of these, and each gig took me like a half hour in real-time. Ysabelle ended up getting a dog and she a puppy named Zola she is very cute I stan Zola

#simblr #the sims 4 #screenshot #alpha cc #ts4 simblr #sims 4 gameplay #ts4 screenies #ts4 #sims4 #sims 4 #maxis mix #author rambles #below the cut #you should read it #i accidentally posted this #its a day early

[inspiteallthedanger]

Hello! You’re an amazing writer, thanks so much for sharing your work! I was wondering if J&P are actually gonna be together and have happy/fluffy/smutty moments in ATM? Or are they gonna keep missing each other and being miserable? Hope this question isn’t too spoilery, just asking cause I don’t think my mental health can take it right now if they’re gonna be miserable throughout. Thanks and have a lovely day!

Hello darling and thank you so much. I totally get you asking this --- I'd want to know too. It's pretty spoilerly, so I'll put it under a cut and leave some space for people to keep on scrolling if you're on my actual blog.

Yeah, there will be a happy ending - I genuinely can't imagine writing a fic without one. If I did, I would also tag for it, because I know that I'd want to know that going in...

I would also say that this fic has ups and downs in that way, too. Lots of tooth-rotting fluff (and quite a bit of smut) followed by angst, because of the situations and time they're in. Obviously there are a couple of very down moments too, this being a Paul and John fic. It also doesn't actually end on the final decisions about their relationship, either, so you'll get a few chapters of them happy and together too.

#arrow through me #spoilers for the end of the fic #below the cut