#belphewhore

[belpheroo]

ALL OF THEM AVAILABLE EXCEPT BELPHEGOR????? 😔😔😔😔

#obey me shall we date #idk if it’s because he’s the most or least popular #I know most folks here love Lucifer and Mammon most? #but idk about us belphewhores

[dove-da-birb]

Shameless Self-Insert Hours & Nicknames

Picrew | I list the nicknames I would use for TWST, Ikevamp & Ikepri because I would absolutely annoy the ever-living hell out of them for my own entertainment. (Picrew at the bottom)

"Wait a damn minute, this is an Otome? NOPE CAN'T CATCH ME! LATER LOSERS! PEACE!

Name; Dove

Birthday; June 30, 2001

Height; 166 cm

Dominant Hand; Right

Pronouns; They/Them

Gender; Non-binary / I'm just vibing

Sexuality; Asexual (neutral)

Romantic Orientation; Aromantic (neutral)

MBTI; bruh, idk and idc anymore, I just vibe

Enneagram; 5w6

Hobbies; writing, reading, knitting, crocheting, drawing, cleaning, dancing, singing, annoying friends

Talent; pulling stories out of thin air

Pet Peeve; getting hair in their mouth and cleaning up other people's messes

Other; Eldest of three siblings and acts as the peacekeeper of the entire family. Gots that juicy gifted kid to undiagnosed neurodivergent adult drip. Speaks English and a tiny bit of French. Swears like a sailor. Has the sides of their head shaved (undercut). Hair is a mix of 2B and 3A.

Modern Aesthetic; dark academia, art hoe, and grandparent-core

For Fantasy Games; plays with dresses and suits, mixing up the more gendered clothing

Somehow ends up going into several games that they play or are interested in. IDK man, just thought it would be fun

Nicknames they have for people;

Twst

Ace; Ass

Deuce; Deedee

Riddle; Riddler

Trey; just Trey

Cater; Cat

Leona; House cat

Ruggie; Gigi

Jack; just Jack

Azul; Adam

Jade; Florence

Floyd; Jasper

Kalim; Kal

Jamil; Millie

Vil; Queenie

Rook; Monsieur Ombre

Epel; Epi-pen

Idia; Idea, Ikea

Ortho; Son

Malleus; Tim (insert Tim 'Hornton' joke here)

Lilia; Lily

Sebek; Beckie, Beks

Silver; Silvie

Ikevamp

Isaac; Apple tater

Arthur; just Doyle, sometimes Dodo

Vincent; Vinny

Theodorus; Dora

Dazai; Ozzi

Comte; Germs

Mozart; Zarty

Napoleon; Bonny

Sebastian; Seb

Leonardo; Lee, Finky

Jean; John

Shakespeare; Pear, Billiam, Shakes

Vlad; Lad

Faust; Jojo

Charles; Hen

Ikepri

Chevalier; Chevie, Cheval (horse), Computer

Clavis; Clavs, Clavicle

Gilbert; Giovanni, Bertie

Jin; Jen

Keith; just Keith

Leon; Dompy (surname)

Licht; Lick

Luke; Lulu

Nokto; Nok-nok, Toto

Rio; just Rio

Sariel; Ariel, Elly

Silvio; who? (straight up ignores him) fine fine, Silly it is

Yves; Yew

Ikevil

William Rex; Rexy

Liam Evans; Evs

Roger Barel; Roadkill

Victor; Tori

Elbert Greetia; Elbow

Ellis Twilight; Twilight Sparkle, Lizzie

Alfons Sylvatica; Alfie, Alf

Harrison Gray; Hare

Jude; Dude

*forgets others*

Obey Me

Lucifer; Loo

Mammon; Mams, Mammogram

Leviathan; Levi, Nerd

Satan; Nerd, Dork, Blondie

Asmodeus; Asmo, Momo

Beelzebub; Bee, Bubs, Bubbie

Belphegor; Belphewhore, Bels

Diavolo; Princess

Barbatos; Barbie

Solomon; Old Man

Simeon; Angel

Luke; just Luke

Thirteen; Lucky

Mephistopheles *idc how it's spelt*; Mepmep

Raphael; just his name

More nicknames tbd

#dove self-insert #not a lot of lore but i went ham with the nicknames #i'm not tagging all the characters #dove lore #so many of them would HATE their nicknames and i LOVE it #i spent way too long on this #lemme know which ones are your favourite nicknames

[leviathans-tail]

Types of Obey Me stans (bros version)

Lucifer stans: Lucifuckers, Lucifans

Mammon stans: Mammorons

Levi stans: Leviastans

Asmo stans: Asmohoes

Beel stans: Beelzebitches

Belphie stans: Belphewhores

And then there’s Satan stans… : Satanists

#obey me #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #Satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor #obey me shall we date #otome #おべいみー #Levi #Luci #Asmo #belphie

[obeymycok]

My nicknames for them

Unhinged, stupid, kinda funny (?) some cute, mostly insulting

Taglist: @trashlord-007 @asmos-slut​  @q-ueue @simpinginthecorner @thatoneweebdammit

Lucifer

Luci

Lucifag

Morning star

Mr. Peacock

Feather boy

Daddy

Whore

Mammon

Mammoney

Mon-mon

Mams

Crow boy

Goldilocks 

Tsundere bitch

Sexy

Leviathan

Levi 

LE-VEE-UH-TUN (like when you use him in battle)

Player 1

Lord of Shadows

Gamer boy

Justin Bieber 

Baby girl

Satan

Tan-Tan

Say-Say

Sathanas

Bookworm

Ball o’ rage

Cat boy

Kitty

Asmodeus

Asmo

Momo

Asmochi

Cutie pie

Hot girl/boy/stuff

Bad bitch

Sex god

Beelzebub

Beel

Beelie/Beelzie

Beelzebabe

Beelzeburger

Cinnamon roll

Honey bun

The goodest boy

Belphegor

Belphie/Belph

Belp

Belphewhore

Emo boy

Cowboy

Gremlin

Sleepy baby

Bitch/bitch boy

#obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me shitpost #obey me brothers #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie

[belphieslilcow]

"As stated, Belphegor was the patron of the Moab, a kingdom known to have been along the shore of the Dead Sea, on the eastern side, in what is now Jordan. He was a phallic deity, associated with sex, orgies, and all forms of debauchery in general."

more like belphewhore

[artificial-aesir]

A list of our headmates including pronouns and signatures can be found here.

Mostly active on Twitter @ ASPYRIXIS

Our fics can be found on AO3 at belphewhore and we're on Discord @ asclepias.

Feel free to say hi, only half of us bite and it's usually affectionate! -solomon ☆

#;solomon #about us

[writersfailure]

While you studied demonolgy, I studied the blade

A/n: yay more hcs! perfect for my chaotic ass. And it’s another fighting one! I love swords they’re just so pretty. Thanks to the anon who requested this! This is a little long actually

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Scenario: You are a master swordsperson who ends up in the devildom. The bois think you’re worthless and just a tool but wait until you surprise them in different ways

Lucifer:

okay this bitch is the avatar of pride. Naturally he’s gonna look down on you because he’s a dick of a demon and you’re just a defenseless little human in his eyes

Makes several snide comments about how he thinks you’re weak. You just roll your eyes and ignore him because even with his whole demon shtick you knew you could take him

It’s not much of a problem until he keeps doing it and you just snap.

You know how way back when, duels were issued by slapping someone across the face with a glove. You follow those traditions but seeing as he’s a demon...

Luci got full on slapped by a gauntlet from one of the suits of armor. He just stares in shock as you issue the challenge. He’s ancient so you do it in a way he can understand. “You have dishonored my realm, i demand satisfaction.” you yell before leaving the room

Lucifer is about to chase after you until you come back with two rapiers and toss one to him and rush him as soon as he has it in his grasp.

Mans is pissed

Fights against you but you’re better than he is at this. After all, what human fights against demons with swords? Magic is quicker and it’s been what he’s mainly used in the last decades.

Sees red when you draw blood from his cheek and keeps trying his hardest to stab you because he is so angry rn. You know that one razor commercial where the actors are fighting and it’s so sexually charged? That but slightly more aggressive

Eventually you beat him back into a corner and he yields, not wanting to ruin the exchange program. You force him to admit that humans aren’t as weak as he believed and that he was a pompous ass. 

He hates you but now has begrudging respect for you. Decides to train with you to become a more capable swordsman while teaching you new techniques since again he is ancient and was around to see them in use. Who knows this could turn into something more

Mammon:

This dude doesn’t quite think you’re worthless but you’re nowhere near valuable on the market because Lucifer would kill him if he ever tried to make money off of you. So you’re kinda useless in his eyes

But he’s intrigued. You walk with an air of confidence like you know you can handle yourself. he thinks you’re either cocky or stupid. Maybe both

But considering you can shish kebab all the demons in a room if you had one of your stabby stabs swords with you then meh

Finds out by taking you to an auction of cursed artifacts. he needed an extra body to store the loot on and you fit the bill. 

Your eyes land on a sword that the shopkeeper says has a soul fragment of one of the old kings of the Devildom. You think it’s bullshit but it’s a nice looking sword. Luckily you had enough grimm for it

Mammon is confused by your choice until someone noticed the valuables in his pockets. “Thief!” They shouted. “Mammon, get us outside! I can make them back off!”

he decides not to question you and to do what you say. As soon as you’re outside with room to maneuver, you’ve gone on the attack.

Turns out the shopkeeper wasn’t lying, it did have a soul fragment in it. Which gave you a speed/strength/stamina boost. Combined with your skill with the sword and the demons chasing after you went down quickly.

“Mc? Where did you learn that?” Mammon would ask. Once you explain he just grins. “Wanna be my bodyguard Mc? A lot of people would kill to protect the great and powerful Mammon after all!”

You agree just because it gives you an excuse to practice your sword techniques, plus you’d actually be allowed to cause injuries. Win-win

Leviathan:

Now this boy could care less about you. Just another stupid normie. And trust me he lets you know it

You come to dislike him due to how he treats you. But like that’s how you feel towards all the boys during this time period

It’s not until he has a chance to go to a con and starts whining that he has no one to take who’ll understand what it’s like. His brothers toss you under the bus and tell you to go with him

He’s chill for the most part, dragging you around from spot to spot. He does notice your fascination with the live steel exhibit and tells you the story behind all of the the anime swords shown there.

You even got to watch a dueling match! Not to the death, but it was still a showcase. The grand prize for whoever beat the master swordsman up there won a limited edition Rurichan in knight’s armor. Naturally Levi had to have it

While he was muttering to himself to try and figure out how to get it, you just went up on the stage to challenge the swordsman. Levi’s mouth fell open when you proceeded to kick said man’s ass

Gives you the biggest grin as you hand him the limited edition rurichan thing. “Mc! You’re like a Knight in one of my animes! So cool!” He cries as he tightly holds onto his new possession.

Buys you like 15 swords from his favorite shows to use afterwards

Satan:

This smug little jerk. If I could kick his ass I would. But I can’t. You, Mc, however can!

He would definitely call you a tool especially when you and Lucifer started getting along. Boi would rub it in your face

Cause yknow, little asshole

You’re getting fed up with him, especially with his thoughts of how he’s better than you just because he’s had a millennia to memorize more information

You finally catch a moment to prove him wrong though. A treasured day in your mind.

He had been reading aloud from a book of old techniques for sword fighting. “This Style is Said to be undefeatable in battle blah blah blah”

“Your Book is outdated or wrong. Maybe both.” You say without looking up. He frowns and tries to argue with you, even standing up and casting a spell to show you the different stances and moves and how they work.

But when you start describing a more recent style and how it can easily defeat all of those he starts getting angry and flustered. How dare a stupid human think they know better than him! He's still pissed even after you explain.

Forces you to teach him all that you know. Knowledge is power and the demon wants all of it

Let's just say that the next time his wrath takes over, he might have a pointy weapon involved

Asmodeus:

Well he knew that you were doing some sort of physical activity after seeing all your muscles. Putting your whole body into a fight and depending on the style of a sword, you could get decently jacked

Definitely approves of what it's done for your body. But in the end you're just a magicless human. He attempts to be nice but it comes off as more condescending. Blame the narcissism for that.

It wasn’t until one day the two of you were home alone, the rest out doing various activities while you helped him with a live stream. You both started to hear a loud commotion from outside and you peeked out the window to see a small crowd of demons banging on the doors to the house.

“Asmo, what the hell is going on?” You asked. He sighed and flapped his hand about dismissively. “My fans are getting bolder. It’s quite annoying really.” He said. “They’d never be this bold. What did you do?” You asked, knowing how all the demons of the realm feared Asmo and his brothers too much to pull a stunt like this.

“Satan may have... given me a spell that I used and accidentally enchanted many demons to the point of severe obsession.” Asmo said quietly as he did the simpy fingers 👉👈

You couldn’t stand the loud noise starting to echo through the house and sighed as you punched the bridge of your nose. “How do we fix it?” “The spell book said a severe physical shock would break them out of it but none of the others are here and it’s not quite my speed.” He explained.

You just glared at him as you went into Lucifer’s study, where two swords were hanging on the wall. You grabbed them and marched towards the door, Asmo trying to stop you.

“MC you cant! They’ll kill you!” He pleaded. It still didn’t stop you from opening the door and slamming it behind you to keep them away from Asmo.

The demon began to get worried when he heard all the screams and gross squelching sounds but none of them sounded like yours. It wasn’t until you opened the doors back up again and walked in, covered in blood and tossing the bloody swords on the ground.

“Just for that, I get to use your bathroom and any products I want to get the blood off.” You said as you trudged up the stairs. Asmo just stared at you with a slack jaw before glancing outside to see quite a lot of wounded demons wondering what had happened to them while quickly healing.

Needless to say, he didn’t mess with you anymore. But he did make sure to take you to the club with him from then on in order to ward off unwanted admirers.

Beelzebub:

Boi didn’t think you were useless per say but he definitely thought you were weak and needed protecting

Didn’t really come to like you until you started slipping him food and hanging out with him, which is the quickest way to his heart.

Would bring you along to some of his sports clubs or the gym so you could cheer him on. Would also try to encourage you to join a sport until one of the others reminded him how that could end with you maimed or dead

Well one day you were with him in the gym which his team was using for weightlifting while the fencing team practiced in their ring.

You watched their practice for a while until you started yelling out tips or corrections for the fencers. The demons were getting kinda annoyed with it all. Who did you think you were? You were just a stupid human who probably couldn’t even hold a sword properly.

They voiced said thoughts to you and Beel began to frown, standing up to your defense. A hand planted in the center of his chest made him pause. “It’s alright Beel. I’ll take care of this.” You said as you marched towards the ring.

Beefy boi wanted to stop you but by the time he realized that yeah you were gonna be that stupid, you were already grabbing a fencing foil. “Let’s do This.”

He watched in awe as you quickly dispatched your opponent and the teacher watching called your win. Your face lit up in such an infectious grin that he couldn’t help but smile too, happy for you and your victory.

When you tried to leave, your former opponent grabbed you by the shoulder and started berating you some more. Saying that you cheated and called on your pacts to win. Beel only got between the two of you and bared his teeth. “Sore losers make me angry. And watching you two fight made me hungry.” He growled out.

You’ve never seen someone run so fast as that demon did to get away from the two of you.

Belphegor:

Oh this bitch is trouble

He literally killed you, he’s not the most pleasant for you to be around. Understandable really. Having him around all day and with him trying to cling to you like a new teddy bear, really set you on edge.

He didn’t see anything wrong. He just thought you were cowardly like most demons were. He definitely didn’t think you could do anything to defend yourself, especially after how it was easy to just end you.

So when he walks in one day to see you doing a training routine with one of your swords, which often helped relieve some of your stress, he had the fricking audacity to laugh. “Wow look at the human trying to be tough. I doubt you can hurt anyone with that toothpick.”

And you were more than fed up at this point. So you threw the sword at him with as much accuracy as you could.

The tip of it snagged itself in his hood and the force of the throw managed to pin the fabric to the wall, Belphie’s eyes wide as he stared at you. You were seething as you looked at him with tightly clenched hands and he had never seen you that angry before.

“Don’t dismiss me just because I’m human. You only managed to kill me because I was caught off guard and unarmed. And because I had trusted you. If I felt like it, I could carve you up like a thanksgiving turkey with one of these ‘toothpicks’ and be rest assured that your brothers have given me ones that will work against you.” You said.

Belphie’s jaw dropped when you finished your speech. You just stride forward and pulled your blade out of the wall, taking a moment to let it linger against his neck. “I’m not as defenseless as you think I am.” You say before walking away.

Well mark him down as scared and horny. He doesn’t mess with you anymore now tho so it’s a plus

Diavolo:

He didn’t quite see you as useless. You played an important part in the exchange program of course! But he did come across as condescending when he talked to you. It’s just how he phrases things when he talks about the human realm, he can’t help it.

He doesn’t witness your abilities first hand but rather read about it in your file and from Lucifer’s reports. He was quite impressed with you!

Especially when rumors of your skills began going through the devildom like a wildfire. “Wonderful! The human can protect themselves! Now we need not worry as much!” He would simply say.

He worries. He worries very much. What if you couldn’t get to a blade in time? What if a quick demon killed you in a surprise, giving you no time to react? What if there were too many to fight against?

A suggestion from Barbatos solves his problems easily. He picks out a special sword from the royal vault, wrapping it up in a fine sheath before calling you to come see him.

He gives you a sentient sword. “One that will always come to your hand when called, will rise up to aid you in battle if you somehow cannot defend yourself.” You gotta love magic, right?

What really gets you is the inscription with the sword’s name. “Excalibur??? This is Excalibur? Like Merlin and King Arthur and the knights of the round table Excalibur?” You asked and Diavolo nodded.

“Yes. The lady of the lake was a special powerful type of demon who forged that sword. We stole it back from the human realm after it had served its use and I believe it will do good for you.”

Dude tries to fucking knight you, prove me wrong. Also gotta keep your new sword under lock and key away from Mammon. Imagine how much Grimm it’d go for!

Barbatos:

Oh dear he knows trouble when he sees it

You might as well have a flashing neon arrow pointed at your head after the rumors start circulating. Now every demon wants to challenge your abilities and he can see many futures where it ends badly

After a while of listening to Diavolo’s worries and dealing with his own, he makes the suggestion. “My lord, I seem to recall a great many of magical swords in the vault that may prove helpful. Maybe gift one of them to MC?”

Is delighted when he sees how your face lights up at the sword. He spent hours restoring and sharpening it, making sure its ancient magic would be enough to protect you. His hard work was definitely worth it for that smile on your face

Offers to help you with its cleaning and will listen endlessly to your many battles with Excalibur

Simeon:

“MC please be careful!”

Has the pained smile on anytime he has to heal you after a fight. You can literally see the hurt in his eyes. “You’re a Human, you need to be more careful MC.”

Will make you feel sooooo guilty for partaking in fights like this. He just wants you to be safe after all and nothing like a good ol guilt trip to make you stay away from demons who could snap ya like a twig

Doesn’t stop you for long

“Keep the swords away from Luke! I don’t want him to hurt himself.”

Eventually gives in and offers to help you train. He knows a bit, having been around for a while and having probably trained in the celestial realm himself. The brothers styles of fighting aren’t the same as they used to be when he shows you how angels truly fight

Pansies. They fight like pansies

Their style of fighting is less... dirty and underhanded than the styles of those in the devildom. Between that and Simeon’s fear of hurting you, you decide to cancel training with him indefinitely

To say he’d be relieved is an understatement

Solomon:

Troublesome little bastard he is

Enjoys watching you train and helping you learn how to fight when magic is involved. Also loves messing with the magic in Excalibur

Anytime he gets his hand on the sword you end up smacking him though, even when he reveals it’s true past

“Yeah the lady of the lake forged it but I was the one who had to keep reinforcing it. That magic would wear off in two battles! Two!”

“Wasn’t Merlin the wizard in those stories?” You asked. Solomon just nods and gestures to himself “I lived under an alias for a while, okay? Don’t ask me about it.” He simply says.

You don’t believe him. No one does, even if he does provide evidence. Mammon was there during those ages, remembering being summoned to help some witch names Morgana but doesn’t remember Solomon being there.

“I was in disguise!” Solomon’s rants and desperate pleas for recognition don’t do anything for his character

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A/n: didn’t include Luke in this one because I’m tired and his character is just kinda meh to me. Sorry

#obey me shall we date #diavolo x reader #barbatos x reader #lucifer x reader #mammon x reader #beel x reader #belphie x mc #asmo x reader #levi x reader #satan x reader #simeon x reader #solomon x reader #belphewhore #dia is a sugar daddy change my mind #xreader

[ghostsgerard]

everyone talking about characters who were in only six episodes. listen let me raise you

belphegor was only in three

#belphegor my beloved #op* #belphewhore

[nea-aka-ultimate-simp]

To all of the Belphewhores.

I love you.

All hail the Old Demon Cow-boy.

#obey me #obey me! #obey me belphegor #obeyme #belphie no #belphie yes #Belphewhore

[demonicheadcanons]

hey, hi, I just read a thing you wrote about the golden trio reacting to the m/c having a kid that looks and acts like them, would it be okay to ask if you could do that but with mammon, leviathan and belphie please ?

AN: I’m honestly amazed anyone really paid attention to that request, I didn’t do a very good job of it. Nonetheless, let’s get to it! Sorry for taking so long with this <3

Previous request is here if anyone’s curious!

Reminder: The kid looks and acts like the brothers, but is not their child.

Mammon

- You had already been told Mammon would be the one to take care of you when you were able to explain to Diavolo that you had a kid and you couldn’t just leave them alone.

- The second he summons your kid, everyone in the room freezes. Asmo starts cackling, and Lucifer’s face has gone dark. Before you can ask for an explanation, you get one; Mammon storms into the room and doesn’t notice the child clinging to your legs until he’s leaning over you and yelling about something or other.

- He locks eyes with your kid and goes as still as a statue. The little one has fluffy white hair, just like him, and they’re glaring up at him with big blue eyes as they tug at you to pull you away from him. He looks up at Lucifer, pleading for him to help in some way, and Lucifer glares back coldly.

- Mammon is quiet when he escorts you and the kid back to the House of Lamentation. Your child keeps pulling faces at him and trying to pull you away, forcing you to keep a distance from Mammon. He glares back at them and sticks out his tongue, and you catch him just in time.

- “Don’t be like that. They’re not your kid,” you sigh. “Of course they’re going to be wary of you, we’ve just been pulled from our home down here with no explanation and threatened for not being happy about it.”

- Mammon softens up after that. He doesn’t abandon you so quickly and is more reliably by your side. He also ends up teaming up with your child; they have a plan to keep you from getting close to any of the other brothers, so that you’ll have more time to spend with the two of them.

- Its quite cute, really - the two of them end up spending a lot of their time together. You’ve walked in multiple times to find the two asleep, your kid leaning against Mammon as he keeps an arm around them protectively, even in his sleep.

- Overall, Mammon is wary at first but quickly befriends your kid, and by Diavolo is he going to stick up for them. No one even gets the chance to touch a hair on their head before he’s there and protecting them with his wings. His crows keep an eye on them at all times. If someone insults them... well, they won’t in future. No one has even seen Mammon quite so threatening, except when he was sticking up for his brothers.

- Bonus: The two have a sort of dragon’s hoard stashed away, with gems, coins, etc. Mammon finds that he doesn’t want to spend as much as he wants to hoard it, now, and so many people give your kid gifts and such or don’t suspect that they’re the one going around the house and taking little trinkets and such to bring back to Mammon.

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Leviathan

- Listen. The last thing he was expecting when he confronted Mammon about stealing was to catch sight of this nervous little kid hiding firmly behind you, only glancing out at him once before burying their face into the back of your legs and staying there. They seem flustered when you pick them up and hold them tight against your chest, glaring at Levi hard enough that he almost feels guilty.

- He gets distracted and Mammon runs off as usual, leaving Levi to clear things up - no one knew if it was his kid or not, but it probably wasn’t. Still, Mammon wasn’t getting involved in any family drama like that. Levi could deal with it himself, and if it meant he’d spend less time berating Mammon, that was a bonus.

- As soon as you go up to his room, your kid is in a trance - they look around at the walls, almost forgetting to be so shy and nervous, and when Levi starts info-dumping (more polite than in the game - he still calls you a normie, but he isn’t quite so insulting about it) they’re fixated on him, paying attention to his every last word. Thankfully he has half a mind to censor himself as he speaks, although at times you still feel like clamping your hands over your kid’s ears, just in case.

- Your child asks for you to put them down, and you do so hesitantly, allowing them to rush over and admire Henry, as well as Levi’s computer set up. Levi quietly explains things to them, his face quite red as they listen excitedly from behind their hands.

- This happens often. Your kid is shy around everyone else, but when they’re with Levi they quickly open up. The two of them talked so much around each other, and so little around everyone else, that you found yourself seeking Levi out quite often - it was a good opportunity for the two of them to be able to chat and bond with someone in person.

- This came with sacrifices. You had to monitor them a lot, but it meant you were able to get close to Levi. Still, he wasn’t quite used to knowing what was and wasn’t appropriate to be said around a child - you perfected your ‘stop-that-right-now’ glare within the first week, and it solved that problem mostly.

- Overall, Levi bonds quickly with your kid over mutual interests in gaming and sea creatures! However, he will quickly lead them down the path of the otaku if you don’t intervene and have the two go outside regularly with you. He treats them a lot like a younger sibling, and unless you try to start a different kind of relationship with him, Levi will likely grow to view you as a sibling figure as well.

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Belphegor

Spoilers for lesson 15/16

- You show up to the attic and he’s there, waiting. He’d heard about your kid but he hadn’t seen them, didn’t know how similar they looked to him. He’s startled when they’re the first one to tap against the bars of his cage, yawning as they tiredly look in at him.

- He stumbles through his usual excuses but keeps an eye on them the entire time as they gesture for you  to lift them and fall asleep against your shoulder, snuggling in closer as you pat and rub their back comfortingly. Belphie almost feels jealous.

- He doesn’t really get to see them much until he escapes, and even then he keeps a distance. He knows what he has to do, but even then its not enough - once he’s in the position to attack you, as payback for Lilith, he freezes up. How would your kid feel? Would they feel just as broken hearted as he did, if he went through with this?

- Ultimately, he still goes through with it, but he’s almost glad when you’re revived. After that, he works towards repaying you, for making up for what he’s done. You’re wary at first, not allowing him near your child in case he decided to harm them, but eventually you realise he has no intention to. With Beel around, just in case anything went wrong, Belphie’s allowed to try and befriend them.

- He does so quickly - they both have quite rude and direct personalities, and they can sling childish insults back and forth for long periods of time without getting bored or letting up. As well as that, nap time becomes a team effort - Belphie even lets your kid share his special cow-print pillow so long as they don’t wake him up, and you’ll often find the two together in the attic napping in piles of pillows and blankets.

- Overall? It takes him a lot of time, but the similar personalities means he’s able to easily bond with your kid. Whether they’re causing mischief or just napping, they can nearly always be found together, and he treats them as his own child. Some of the other brothers honestly dread having them around, though, because they’ve gotten far too good at pulling pranks and getting away with it by being too cute to get angry at.

- Bonus: They’re common greeting is sticking their tongues out and pulling silly faces at each other. They act like they’re not close sometimes, but they can’t deny it for long - your kid really might as well just be Belphie’s, they’re practically attached at the hip, you won’t find one without the other.

#my headcanons #my writings #obey me #obey me shall we date #belphewhores #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me belphie #request

[satanlovescats]

Hey Satan, how are you holding up as an angel?

I despise it. 

#satan answers #what the fuck are these? (angel m!a) #belphewhores

[pandorasoghmaifinium]

for your consideration: the mc is running before being summoned and then runs straight into Diavolo. just *smack* into him

I'll do ya one better, I like this idea! ONE SEC I'll have it up in a jiffy!

#belphewhores

[l3v1athan]

Hey fren you doing okay? Did you get sucked into a game? I haven't seen anything from you on my dash in a hot minute

I got sucked into Devil Sims for awhile with wicked whims...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#belphewhores #but in reality I’m just that big of a shut-in

[malewife-central]

I

Uh

Fuck

I do not much care for Belphegor

Take that!

I do not know the way of the insults

TAKE THAT BACK /j

#belphewhores UNITE #🦂 anon

[l3v14th4nscxmslxt]

The Brothers Pet Names for their Boyfriend~

Ft: male mc with he/him pronouns if mentions

fem aligned Dni xoxo

Genre: fluff, some suggestive(nsfw)/derogatory terms (specifically for Asmo and Belphie) it’s affectionate I promise…

Lucifer

What he calls you: Dear, Love, My love, handsome, my dear

In private: Price, My Prince, sweetheart

What you call him: Luci, luv, luc

Mammon

What he calls you: Baby boy, babe, baby, my boy

In Private: Pretty boy, treasure,Handsome

What you call him: Hottie, bitch,Hot stuff GSKBSJ, Mams, Mammoney, idiot(affectionate), baby, babe, priceless :)

Leviathan

What he calls you: (doesn’t rlly use pet names in public but will use “normie” as one )

In private: Player two,my normie

What you call him: lev, levi, leviachan, cutie, fishy(I think it’s rlly funny…) baby boy, my bitch <3

Satan

What he calls you: Handsome, Love, sweetheart, Darling,

In Private: kitten 💀(I’m sorry), baby, babe, Pet✨💀, Doll

What you call him: Baby, Hun, Sweetheart

Asmodeus

What he calls you: Hot stuff, Handsome, Baby boy, My man, Whore(affectionate), Luv, baby, my dear, darling, cutie, Pretty boy, my sweet, Boytoy ❤️, sexy, MC baby, Sweetie, Manwhore👍, Doll

In private: My love, My precious boy, my dear MC, Pretty,

What you call him: Az, Asmo, Pretty, Pretty boy, Cutie, slut<3, Whore,Perfect, baby boy, Asmo baby, luv, bitch

Beelzebub

What he calls you: Honey, Sweetie, Cupcake💀, My sweet, Baby boy (I’m a wh*re for this pet name I’m sorry it’s so GSKSHJA it has me running laps <33…)

In private: probably the same ones he isn’t shy abt calling you anything rlly but probably Muffin I think it’s cute but embarrassing so it would be said in private, My world ❤️

What you call him: Baby, Beel, Babe, Sweetie, Baby boy, Cutie

Belphewhore:

What he calls you: Whore, idiot, Starlight <3, Baby boy (HUSH I WONT STOP PUTTING THIS ONE IN ITS SO<33) gremlin/hj, handsome, hunk, bitch, my bitch, baby

In private: little lamb, lamb, boy toy, My world, slut, pretty

What you call him: baby, belph,Belphie, bitch, my bitch, cunt, needy bitch, also calls him starlight, cutie, pretty

Requests are gonna be open soon! Reposts appreciated<33 hope you enjoyed :))

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me asmodeus #beelzebub #obey me mammon #obey me x gn!reader #obey me x male reader #leviathan #mammon #obey me headcanons #male reader #leviathan x reader #leviathan x male reader #asmodeus x mc #asmodeus x reader #asmodeus x male reader #beelzebub x reader #obey me beelzebub #beelzebub x male reader #belphegor x male reader #lucifer x male mc #lucifer x male reader #mammon x male mc #mammon x male reader #male mc #gn reader #Satan x male reader

[d-a-bad]

EVERY BELPHEWHORE IS A LEVIASTAN IN DENIAL.

by: Yours Truly

So this morning, a Twitter moot and a good friend of mine who is a total Belphewhore called out all us Leviastans on her tweet. And I thought, I should make a reply too. So tonight, I will call out all Belphewhores and their logic. 😂Also, just to be clear. I was also a belphewhore before I was a Leviastan, so, no hard feelings. I can’t deny that I also have the hots for Belphie.💜💜💜

#obey me shall we date #obeyme #obey me leviathan #obey me #obey me belphegor #obey me mammon #obey me belphie #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obeymeluke #obey me lucifer #obeymediavolo #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #belphegor #belphie #belphie obey me #belphegor obey me #belphie x mc