#belphie is a meanie >:(

[diaryofanidiot]

The Neverland Curse

Summary: MC is on the receiving end of a strong curse. They've been reverted back to a child until they can earn a meaningful memory from each of those they care about. It's up to the Demon Brothers & co. to care for them until then.

Cw: de-aging, demon bros being demons, MC being a Chaotic child lol

Chapter List: Prologue 1 <2> 3 4 5

Taglist: @avatarofstars @letsblazewolf @your-next-daydream

Not proofread, feel free to lmk of any mistakes

Diavolo was, in fact, not scary. Just... reeaally loud. I covered my ears as his laugh boomed for the 100th time since he arrived. Lucifer was trying to explain everything despite Diavolo's intrigue at my "current state"... whatever that was.

After a few more minutes of this going on, his face finally got serious.

"As amusing as this is, cursed books are meant to be in a separate room in the library. Very few have a key. I'll have to figure out who's negligence caused this..." He patted Lucifer's shoulder and smiled. "I'll trust they will remain safe in your care?"

"My Lord," Barbatos, who I was introduced to earlier, cut in. "Is it wise to let them continue attending RAD in this state? A grown human is one thing, but a child is another. Not even mentioning the subject matter is well above their mental capacity right now."

Diavolo stopped in thought. The brothers seemed to wait anxiously for his verdict. I looked around in confusion, hoping anyone would would give an explanation. It quickly became clear this conversation was 𝘈𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘦 rather than 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦.

I played with the tassels on my clothes while Diavolo motioned Levi over. Quietly listening but not fully interested in the adult conversation.

"Leviathan, there are days you take online classes rather than attend, correct? Is there anyway we could set that up with the elementary level classes as well?"

Levi nodded and glanced over to me. "I mean, that's simple. Will their grades still affect them though? I mean, with the curse in effect we won't know how they'll do."

Diavolo pondered this. "Slack will definitely be alloted for their mental age right now but I read that structure is essential in human children. More so than Demon Younglings."

With that, Lucifer began assigning tasks to each of his brothers. I felt myself lifted into the air and looked behind me to see who it was.

"Bee!" I grinned and hugged him tight, kicking my feet lightly. His twin moved behind him and tapped my nose.

"Looks like we got babysitting duty, Beel." Beelzebub nodded at his brother's words.

I heard Asmo shriek for them to wait as the duo carried me up the stairs.

"I need their measurements. Lucifer's sending me shopping for clothes. You can't possibly expect them to stay in that uniform the whole time. " he scoffed, holding my arm out next to some measuring tape.

"Already? I mean, we'll likely break the curse soon. Is a shopping spree really necessary?" Belphie rolled an eye, receiving a glare from the queen of fashion himself.

Besides the dirty look, Asmo ignored him and began fussing over me. Beel stubbornly refused to put me down, making the whole process ten times harder. It was all too much.

Asmo finally finished his task after a few agonizing moments of being measured and quizzed on my favorite colors. I squirmed in Beel's hold to be let down.

"Bee, down please..." I asked, finally being released. Once we got to the top of the stairs, I took off as fast as my legs can carry me. Finally I could explore!

"No ya don't." Belphie grabbed my arm, keeping me next to the two.

"No faiiiir," I whined. He flicked the back of my head playfully, causing me to give him the biggest meanie look I could muster.

"This place is big. You could get lost."

Beel nodded in agreement and knelt down to my level. "We can give you a tour, but you gotta at least stay in the same room as us. No running off until you get a feel for this place."

I grinned and wiggled my way out of Belphie's grasp. "I won't! I promise!"

The tour was fun, but the twins had a way of hovering over me that soured my mood. My every step was directed as if I'd get hurt if their eyes were off of me for a single second.

"There's a lot of stairs here? Think you can make it?" Beel asked, offering to carry me. I leaned over and looked up the winding staircase before pointing up.

"Where we going?"

"Up there's the attic. It's where we... er, Beel and I usually hang out." Belphie chimed in. "Last stop on the tour, then we'll show you your room."

I nodded and reached up to be carried by Beel. Stairs are hard.

The attic looked like the coziest room ever. My eyes flicked around the room before landing on the massive-

"PILLOW FORT!" I shrieked, kicking my legs til Bee put me down. I sprinted towards it and flopped down onto the pillow fort bed. I feel a weight on the mattress and look up, grinning at the twins.

"You like it?"

"Mhm!" I nodded eagerly. Belphie rested his hand on top of my head, holding the other behind his back.

I peered around him curiously before leaning back due to a soft object placed over my face. My expression made the two laugh as it took me a moment to realize what happened.

In Belphie's hand was a fluffy stuffed bear, with purple fur and galaxy ears.

"You wanna borrow this?"

I nodded eagerly and reached out for it. Belphie gave a shit eating grin and held it above my head.

"Hmmm..." He contemplated in mock thought. "Still not sure if you should."

Frustrated at the object of my desire being held up too high, my eyes began to well up, and I gave the biggest pleading look I could muster. While Belphie wasn't as easily swayed from his teasing attitude, Beel certainly was.

He reached up and took it from his twin. "Just let them have it. No need to taunt them."

Belphie rolled his eyes and flopped back onto a pile of pillows with a yawn. "Alright, Beel. Ya softie."

I hugged the plush tightly, happy with the first toy I've seen in this big house. Beel smiled at me after looking away from his brother.

"You know, I got that for Belphie but I don't think he ever gave it a name..."

Belphie, with his eyes closed, let out a "nope" popping the "p".

"So do you want do name it?"

I looked at the bear in deep thought. This was a very important job of the highest honor.

Taking a deep breath, I made my proclamation. "His name is Bloo!"

I heard a snort from Belphie but couldn't tell if it was an asleep or awake noise. Beel seemed to approve, though, much to my happiness.

"It's fitting." He leaned over to shake Belphie, who was now letting out quiet snores. "We should probably go show them their room."

Belphie huffed and turned over in a stubborn manner. I scooted closer and poked his cheek.

"Wake uuuppp! It's not bedtime!" I said before glancing at the window. Just then, did I realize how dark it was outside. "Wait, is it?"

Beel took a moment to sort through why I was confused. He seemed to have realized as he took my hand and guided me to the window. "Nope. It's not night yet. It's just always dark here."

I blinked in confusion. Always dark? Sounds scary.

"It gets darker, though later on."

"Darker? But it's already nighttime!" I struggled to wrap my head around what he was saying. How is there a place with no daytime? It sounded silly.

He cracked a smile and scratched his head, seemingly wondering about something.

"Don't laugh!" I huffed. Now he was just being a meanie by teasing me.

"...He's not lying." A new voice sounded behind me. I turned around to see Lucifer in the doorway. "I figured you two would bring them here."

"Don't make fun of me toooo" I whined, upset he was joining in on the joke.

"I'm not." he assured, kneeling next to me. "I guess it'll be harder to walk you through it this way."

He pinched the bridge of his nose in concentration. "The place we live in doesn't have a sun. I guess only remembering the human wor-"

He stopped himself short and scanned my face with his eyes. "I mean, where you come from has a sun and moon cycle. This place doesn't."

Instead of trying to understand, I focused on his fumble. "Human world?" I giggled. "You mean earth, silly. I thought grown-ups were smart."

Lucifer looked up at Beel before sighing. "I'll explain later. Have they shown you to your room?"

I shook my head. "Bee said we can go there last."

Beel reached under my arms and lifted me to his hip. He always seemed to want to carry me. Not that I minded... until he took forever to let me down again.

Lucifer looked at the sleeping Belphie in the pile of pillows and rolled his eyes. "Figured that might happen."

He sounded irritated, but his expression betrayed him, showing he wasn't really all that bothered. We started down the stairs and down a long hallway. This place seemed like a maze to me. It's no wonder the twins didn't want me running off alone yet.

"This room is yours. If you forget, you can ask anyone here, " He said, opening the door. "Hell knows it's become the new common room since your arrival"

He muttered the second part under his breath and I didn't catch much of it, not that I cared once I saw my room.

I took a deep breath and shrieked. "THERE'S A TREE IN MY ROOM!"

Beel winced at my volume, considering I was right next to his ear. I wiggled out of his grasp for the umpteenth time and ran up to it, touching it to see if it was real. My jaw dropped once I realized it was. I bet nobody else in the whole world got to have a real tree in the middle of their room.

I heard Lucifer huff a tiny laugh at my reaction while Beel smiled and sat on the plush bed.

"It was actually put in here specifically for you. You're used to more oxygen." Lucifer explained, "We weren't sure how you would adapt to here. Plus, it's native where you're from, so we figured it'd be a reminder of home."

His big words only confused me more, so I tuned them out and cradled Bloo to my chest with one arm while the other picked a leaf off the tree. This was the coolest room ever.

"Hungry." Beel mumbled, glancing up at Lucifer. The latter dismissed him.

"Asmodeus should be home soon. Do you have any more questions?" Lucifer asked, walking up behind me and placing a hand on my shoulder.

I racked my brain. I had a lot of questions, but there were too many to choose from. Where was my family? How did I get lost in the library? And why did I now have a room here?

Lucifer's gaze was too analytical of my expression for me to feel okay with asking all of them. My thumb prodded at my mouth while I shook my head.

"Nu uh."

The door swung open once the words left my mouth.

"Oh (MC)!" Asmo flitted into the room, multiple bags on his arms. He placed the bags down on the floor and reached in, holding up a shirt my size. "Ready for your fashion show?"

Uh oh...

I'm officially in for it.

#heres chapter two #hope you all enjoy #obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me agere #omswd agere #agere fic #de aging fic

[devildomditzy]

Hey, you can absolutely ignore this if you want, but how do you think the brothers would react if MC just walked out of their room in shorts and thigh high socks?

🫢😩 absolutely.

How they react to MC wearing shorts + tight highs

(not proof read)

Lucifer

You are going to kill him

He’s conflicted between loving this and fearing Diavolo walking in and seeing you like this

His pride won’t let him let you know how divine he thinks you look, insisting you change into a proper outfit

Unless you’re in private 👁👄👁

If you wear anything else when it’s just the two of you he’s like:

Mammon

Oh I think tf not!!!

The only person allowed to see that much of your skin is him 😤😤😤

The second you walk out of your room and he sees you be prepared to walk right back in

1. Because there’s NO WAY his brothers are gonna see you like that

2. Because 🥵

If it’s a situation where he can’t automatically march you to go put on more clothes (or take you outta those 😮‍💨), he’ll drape his jacket around yodu while scolding you for walking around “naked”

Levi

🤧🩸✨ gets a nosebleed 🤧🩸✨

This man is on his hands and knees down BAD he can’t even look at you for more than a second

Oh, you’re approaching him? Suddenly, he’s a runner, he’s a trackstar 🏃🏻💨

Has to hide in his room until his heart stops beating so fast

You’re his 2D dream come to life 💖

Asmo

*Gasp* “HOLD ON!”, he screams as he runs into his bedroom

He comes back out and proudly stands before you in an identical outfit, “WE’RE MATCHING!!!”

Honestly, he probably bought them for you. It’s not like you got to pack a suitcase for your unexpected trip to the devildom

Expect him to be staring 24/7, can you blame him when you look like that???

Honestly, his shorts are shorter than yours…

Satan

He doesn’t know what he did to deserve this, but it almost makes him want to pray 🙏

All you’re missing is a cute little cat ear headband… maybe he can help with that

He loves when you wear it cause he knows it pisses Lucifer off

Didn’t consider himself a thigh man but you’ve changed his mind

Beel

“MC… your clothes shrunk.” “No, Beel they’re supposed to be like this.” “Oh. Where are the rest of them?”

Don’t get him wrong, he fully thinks you’re gorgeous!! He just doesn’t get why you’re barely dressed!! Aren’t you cold, MC?

He’s worried you’ll catch a cold, so expect his jacket to also be draped around you (for different reasons than Mams)

Asks where he can get a pair of those shorts to work out in 🏋️‍♂️

Now every time he squats you are looking respectfully 👀

Belphie

thigh pillows? located 🎯

consider your ass slapped

He can’t get enough of this, it’s like a daydream

He likes to grab the waist band of your thigh highs and stretch them out, letting it snap back onto your skin

He’s a meanie 😠

#obey me #obey me mammon #obey me shall we date #omswd #om #obey me headcannons #obey me mc #obey me x mc #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me asmo #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me beel #obey me belphie #belphegor headcanons #mammon headcannons #beelzebub headcanons #asmodeus headcanons #leviathan headcanons #satan headcanons #lucifer headcanons #om headcanons #omswd headcanons #asmo headcanons #beel headcanons #belphie headcanons

[prideofcelestia]

❝seeing you get flustered for the first time❞

« characters - satan, beelzebub, belphegor, luke(platonic) »

« gender neutral reader »

« headcanons »

luci, levi, mammon, asmo

SATAN

Satan was not expecting that, but boy does he take advantage of the situation? Closing the book that he had been reading, he inches closer to observe you with a teasing smile. Ask him to not be such a meanie and he will only chuckle and say how he can't look away from the cute look on your face. After all, it's not everyday that he gets to see you be so affected in his presence, so let him enjoy it. Who knows when the joy will go disappearing like cats?

BEELZEBUB

It takes the poor boy a while to understand that you are flustered, and that too after Belphie points it out. To know that you can feel shy because of Beel makes him feel a certain type of way once the realisation dawns on him that it's because you favour him. Pulling you in for a hug, he picks you up in his arms and smiles like a happy puppy. How can he resist the sweet look on your face? You make him so happy that he doesn't want to let go. [Name], can he keep looking at you? Yes, bury your face in his chest for he is your protector. He will make sure that nobody malicious can take advantage of you or tease you in your vulnerable moment.

BELPHEGOR

Heh? Teasing mode activated. It's a wonder how he makes you more flustered without even getting up from his spot. His words pierce your heart, and under his intent gaze, your cheeks feel warmer. Oh, how adorable you look! He would have continued teasing you if you had not run out of the room. His laughing voice rings after you. The next time you cross paths, better believe that he will smirk at you and try to get you flustered again.

LUKE (platonic)

Luke gets really worried about you! You were supposed to stay over at Purgatory Hall for a pajama party. So when you look a little discomfitured, he is distraught, believing that you had eaten Solomon's cookies and gotten sick. He looks miserable as he tries to cheer you up that you would still live after that! He won't just let his best friend die! You explain that you are fine, but only a little under the weather, so he insists on you staying at Purgatory Hall till you feel better so that he can take care of you. You are too discomposed to refuse so Luke tucks you in bed and looks after you.

#obey me #gender neutral reader #obey me x reader #gender neutral mc #obey me x mc #obey me! #shion script #obey me headcanons #obey me belphegor #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #obey me luke #x mc #x reader

[mylittlesecrethaven]

Anti-Lucifer League Spy

Satan, Belphie, I love you both, and I support your little group as I love to mess with Luci-babe, too. However, if anything goes too far, I will rat you out to Lucifer because I'm a meanie. Hehehe~ I'll help you prank him, but if you can't pay the price for my help.... Lucifer'll sting you up to the ceiling like Mammon.

#obey me #lucifer obey me #satan obey me #obey me belphegor #mammon obey me

[lysol1201]

😊Obey Me Brothers as Luke Hemmings songs and Why I'm Right😊

This is all including shit from Luke Hemming's album "When Facing The Things We Turn Away From" which you should listen to because it's beautiful and amazin, thank you xx

will say this does include some like deeper thinking, unsure if there is anything that I should mark as triggering here, lemme know if there is anything i should leave warnings for.

slight spoilers in Belphie's for the anime season 1 as well as lesson 16, but I will mark it when it gets there <33

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🔥Lucifer🔥

Starting Line by Luke Hemmings

"I wake up every morning with the years ticking by I'm missing all these memories, maybe they were never mine I feel the walls are closing I'm running out of the time I think I missed the gun at the starting line"

I want you to look me straight in the eyes and tell me this man isn't damaged from having to be the "parent" of his brothers, I'll wait. Kidding, you can't. I cannot stress this enough: He had to take place as the father figure after they were all disowned by their own. This bitch wakes up every morning knowing he can't really just be a fucken dude anymore this man a single father over 5 fallen angels and some demon that never asked for this shit. He walked into this with 0 warning and it all happened so fast he doesn't even know how he got there. This bitch went out to buy clothes and found himself at the soup store, fr.

💵Mammon💵

Place In Me by Luke Hemmings

"Call me in the morning Yeah, I'm sorry that I let you down I'm so apathetic, it's pathetic But I need you now."

Bestie doesn't know how to use his emotions probably, so he be a bitch instead ❤ Typical tsundere vibes but also same, can relate. Unfortunately, I am writing this in a stance of this is how I usually am and Mammon is basically the same, awks. Anyway, basically this dude kinda meanie or acts like he has no emotions to mask the fact that they're actually pretty strong. So instead he finds himself doing stupid or dumb things that can probably be seen as rude and as pushing someone away. In reality, he just kinda wants them in his arms to make him feel better. He feels bad every time he hurts them or lets them down so he just wants to say sorry because he needs them most to not only keep him together emotionally but keep his shit together physically before he gets the shit beat outta him for being a stupid ass bitch again.

👾Leviathan👾

Motion by Luke Hemmings

"With every sundown, I feel alone These hands are strangers, they ain’t my own My eyes are lying, my eyes are lying to me With every comedown, nowhere to go This simple silence is all I know You know I'm trying, you know I'm trying to leave"

This song is literally about not trusting your own thoughts and not believing the voices in your head, if that isn't self explanatory of Leviathan then idk what is. N e wayz, to explain, bestie has no faith or bellief in himself of being a decent person who can deserve love and who can be a first choice. Even if his brain were to go "yeah, I deserve MC" he would auto shut it down to "haha SIKE" and run away. He's trying, but it doesn't stop him from feeling alone. Bestie, you need help my beloved ❣

🐱Satan🐱

Mum by Luke Hemmings

"I'm so heavy Jump into my ocean Can’t you see me sinking? Love the fear of falling Don't you know I'm too young? Can't you hear me calling you? Nothing hurts me now"

First off: Mans don't got a mom, his mom is Lucifer but that's an awkward topic that makes as much sense as the Once Upon A Time family tree. N e wayz, song is basically like getting thrown into something big at a young age and kind of losing yourself. Mans got thrown into this world as a straight up grown ass fucken adult and told "you're a demon, these are your brothers, you only exist cuz this dude got mad" and had to just kinda live with it. Like yep, this is my life now and I just have to accept that. Despite being popped out as an adult, he still had to be "raised" but due to the complication he kinda got thrown into shit his baby ass newborn ass wasn't ready for which didn't help the fact that he is the literal embodiment of wrath. Over time though he learns how to cope with it and understand it, even if he didn't do the greatest of things to get there. "Nothing hurts me now" cuz he kinda went through it all already. In conclusion: angy man baby.

💋Asmodeus💋

Diamonds by Luke Hemmings

"Cut like diamonds and sink like stones Starve myself 'til I'm skin and bones I'm so much older than I ever thought I would be Hold the silence and don't let go I hurt the people I love the most I'm so much colder than I ever wanted to be"

He might be lustful and romantic but that doesn't make him the most "ideal" significant other. He kinda comes and goes with relationships, I'm p sure in one of the early chapters you meet like an ex of his in a painting and he kinda ruined her life but he was too into himself to care so like oops besties loooooooooool and he probably never wanted to be that cold, especially with being born as an angel. He strives for this perfection and beauty where the narcissism of it all clouds over how it affects others. That doesn't mean he isn't beautiful in his own way though. I mean diamonds are formed out of pressure, and he definitely was.

🍔Beelzebub🍔

Bloodline by Luke Hemmings

"Oh, there ain't no warning the first time Ain't no one to tell you "Run, boy, run Like I should've done" And oh, when I can't fight the bloodline Living in the seams back home Oh, no"

Ayo, no warning for the Celestial War, no one to tell him to run (even though he obvs wouldn't have brother of the year award goes to this super trooper) and lmao fighting the bloodline like legit, fuck daddy dearest. This song is about fighting addiction and thinking maybe it's just genetics, but in this case I'm taking it as his addiction being his family and he was going to fight the bloodline/"genetics" to fix it. And almost like it isn't genetics that make them brothers but he's still down bad (in la familia sense) for his brothers (and sister) he boutta fight a bitch. He went through a lot of fighting and scars and stuff for moments that probably weren't as significant to him until it was gone (like losing his sister). But y'know what this bitch would do if he had the option to go back in time? He'd do that shit again, you fucking GO bestie.

Bonus Lyrics: "If I knew from the start, would it change a thing?"

Answer: no it wouldn't this bitch would still be addicted to his family and fight for them bitches best brother of thE YEAR AWARD

💤Belphegor💤

Saigon by Luke Hemmings

"When facing the things we turn away from We're chasing the way we were in Saigon Oh, it's picked apart until there's nothing left of us to carry on Now we're facing the things we turn away from"

WARNING this does has some discussion with episode 10 and 11 in the Anime and somewhat lesson 16, I'm unsure if I should spoiler that or not but just in case here's that!

HA you thought I was gonna choose Beautiful Dream? You're WRONG.

Oi, okay, so mans wants to bring up the elephant in the room just like how it was in the anime. This bitch killed his brothers human so like lmao AWKS and then obviously after coming back after being gone for so long and learning that he was actually just locked in the attic the whole time, things were just, as previously stated, awks. Everyone wanted to turn away from the whole ordeal and how they were treating him differently becuase of it. This man wanted to face the things they turned away from, being him, and chase the way they were at the Hot Springs, as one big ass happy family mother fuckers. He didn't want them to turn away from him anymore, to be picked apart until there was nothing left of them anymore. So, he confronted them and faced the things they were turning away from to retrieve back that happy family bonding feeling like the way they felt the first time they were at the Hot Springs. 

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me sata #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me levi #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie

[the-great-chimera]

Mc: "Sometimes I like to keep things unnecessarily stressful to fuck with people "

Barbatos: "oh? Do tell?"

A few days ago:

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*Satan, asmo,beel,belphie and mammon are sitting in the common room watching tv. *

*Mc walks past them* " everytime you say suprise! A cat explodes! "

Satan: *sits up*"NO! Why would you say that??!"

Belphie:" suprise!"

Beel:"suprise!"

Satan: "dont start!"

Mammon: " suprise suprise suprise!"

Satan: * pissed *"NO-*

Asmo:" SUUUPPRRIISE!!!!"

Satan: *throwing pillows at them* NO STOP IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT

MC:*runs away laughing maniacally *

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Barbatos:" oh so that's why satan started crying when Lucifer came in yelling suprise?"

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me x male reader #obey me! leviathan #om! leviathan #obey me asmo #obey me satan #asmodeus avatar of lust #obey me asmodeus #om! asmodeus #om! beelzebub #obey me beel x reader #obey me beel #obey me beel x mc #obey me beelzebub #beelzebub #belphie is a meanie >:( #om satan #take me daddy satan #om! satan #satan #i wanna bully him

[linpunny]

Long story short BELPHIE ATE LEVI’s lunch

Bad Belphie. Bad demon *squirts with water*

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me fandom #obey me leviathan #obey me belphie #obey me daily chat #Belphie is a meanie #I still love him though #poor Levi

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: *reading a book*

Lucifer: *entered the room with irritation written on his face*

MC: *without looking at him* Did something happen? I could almost taste your sour mood.

Lucifer: My back is aching.

MC: Effects of old age.

Lucifer: I will strangle you.

MC: Lie down on the couch, demonio.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: And what will you do?

MC: Crack your spinal cord.

Lucifer: ...

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Satan: Is it just me or Lucifer and MC are getting along?

Belphie: Except them literally roasting each other, they sure do.

Lucifer: Your shirt's awful.

MC: Talk to me after you change from vintage.

Lucifer: *chuckles*

Satan: Did we miss something?

Beel: MC gave him a massage and his back pain went gone.

Satan and Belphie: Only with that?

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Luke: They're teasing me about my height!

MC: Is it always offensive for you when someone mentions a fact?

Luke: ...

MC: You're small. For someone who's more than a hundred years old.

MC: You should ask for a height boost.

Luke: ...

Luke: *sniffles* Y-You're a meanie—

MC: *quickly covers his mouth* I'm weak to tantrums. Stop.

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me belphie #obey me beel #obey me luke #roast!mc

[achoonihaachu]

Hi! I was wondering if you could do the mc blind to glass for the datebales? If not thats fine!!

Make sure to take care of yourself and take breaks when needed <33

Dateables React to an MC who is Blind to Glass

a/n: I hope you like this! i'm sorry this took so long for me to get to but i hope you still end up enjoying the read! (i've got alternative endings for god must hate me in the works, a diavolo fic, and like 12 different requests! >< please look forward to all that!)

warnings: cursing, implications of mc getting hurt, solomon's a meanie, not proofread!

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Diavolo:

Now, this man is a little clumsy himself. He’s been caught by Barbatos bumping his head against door frames or pillars around the castle. He’s tripped in the gardens and he has run, full force, into windows.

That’s why Barbatos seems a little too competent for his job.

He’s more like a full-time babysitter and helper than just a regular old butler.

With that being said, Diavolo only really lets his clumsiness shine through when he’s sure that no one else can or would spot him; He’s got a reputation to uphold, anyways.

You do not, especially in the Devildom.

You’re known for your peculiar habit of walking into glass walls and hitting your head on windows.

He heard about the Lotan thing Belphie pulled and thought it was extremely hilarious.

Now, when he sees you bonk your head on windows, he’s less mean about it than the brothers. He actually rushes to you to help you up and he’s incredibly sweet as he tends to you.

With that being said, he’ll be laughing about it with Lucifer and Barbatos, trust and believe.

He thinks it’s absolutely hilarious and adorable all at once because he’s caught you on multiple occasions just walking into glass.

He sees you watch birds from the library windows and you’d mindlessly bonk your head against the panes because you were too engrossed with your important bird watching.

Speaking of bird watching, there’s a specific memory that is one of his personal favorites.

He had invited you to the Castle under the guise of discussing your stay in the Devildom but really he just wanted to show you the pretty floral arrangement an acquaintance of his had sent him.

You marveled at the flowers for a minute… Then you pulled the prince away to bird watch.

Diavolo was sitting on the ledge of the giant bow window in one of the many rooms in his castle, and you had accompanied him for the day. The glass extended out, like a dome, leaving enough space on the wall to be a little reading area or just some place to sit and ponder. Diavolo is built quite… heftily and he barely fit if he left his legs outstretched. The Demon Prince had his knees to his chest, with a small goofy grin stretched across his cheeks as he watched your eyes flit from one thing to another as you stared out the window. You were able to kneel, sit down cross-legged, move towards him as you gawked at the different animals you were able to spot from your seat beside the future ruler. Diavolo was too focused on you to look at the fire slugs or the phoenixes. Too caught up in his own admiration of the view before him, he didn’t realize that something rather peculiar and exciting had caught your attention because he was caught off guard with how quickly you shot up onto your knees to point it out. You tried to get a better look and- bonk! Your forehead came into contact with the hard glass. You hissed in surprise and your hands shot up to clutch at your aching forehead. The redhead beside you bursts out laughing, “My, that was really something else, (MC)!” He chuckled heartily as he uncurled from the slightly uncomfortable position he was in. He steps off the small ledge and stretches before he kneels in front of you. You pout, “You didn’t see it.” You mutter. Diavolo hums as he examines your forehead. It was turning a little red; he was sure that you’d have a bump on it for the next few days. “We’ll have Lucifer and Barbatos look at your forehead later but what did I not see?”

“Barbatos fell into a rose bush.”

“He what?! Where?!”

“My Lord, (MC)- neither of you were meant to see that.” You both startle at the sudden voice coming from the doorway. Barbatos stood, seemingly unscathed save for the small pieces of leaves and thorns stuck onto his perfectly ironed uniform.

“I didn’t get to see it at all!”

Barbatos

Barbatos has to deal with Diavolo. He’s seen some questionably stupid shit.

He’s had to save his Young Lord from completely making a fool of himself on multiple different occasions and it doesn’t get easier even as literal eons have gone by.

He wouldn’t outwardly show any semblance of judgment but you could feel it coming off in waves whenever you walk into glass doors or when you accidentally hit your head against windows.

When he first caught you doing it, he was a little surprised because he was sure that you were this perfect human, handpicked by his Young Lord and Lucifer Morningstar but… nope! And he didn’t mind that, obviously.

He was just worried that you’d accidentally get extremely hurt one of these days- Perhaps you’d run into a glass parapet and you’d fall out of the third floor of the Castle or something.

He’s almost always in protective dad mode, you can’t blame him for always being worried.

When he catches you falling victim to your blindness to glass, he simply sighs and walks over wits if he keeps it on his person since you’ve been in the Devildom to ensure that you’re tended to.

He sits you down and makes small talk whilst he inspects wherever you’ve hurt because of your glass blindness and when he’s sure that you’re all good, he smiles and nods at you before he leaves you to do your own thing.

Lucifer had business to attend to in the Castle and he had invited you along.

Ever eager to visit your friends, you immediately grab your shoes and you two head out.

Diavolo was insistent to spend time with you but Lucifer was quite strict- the Prince was forbidden from interacting with you until they were done with the paperwork; Diavolo was whining and complaining the entire time he was being dragged up the stairs to his office.

That left you in the company of Barbatos.

It was one of those rare occasions when Barbatos had you all to himself; no brothers, no master, no angels or sorcerers- just him and you in comfortable silence as you hung around in the kitchen.

Barbatos was busy with making his world famous treats and you were seated on the tall kitchen island behind him. The kitchen in the Demon King’s Castle was a spectacle to behold, truly. It was magnificent; with intricate gold lining the ceiling and a giant light fixture hanging like a tiny Sun. Your eyes wandered aimlessly and took note of the different shapes and patterns you could make out from the ceiling. You didn’t really know where to look; were you allowed to ogle at the butler in front of you? Should you keep your eyes on the ceiling? A flash of brilliant red passed by the open door to the side of the kitchen that led to the gardens. Red? You blink and stare at the door and once more, whatever it was flew by the doorway with such speed that you weren’t able to note what in the Devildom it was.

Then you saw it; A small red dragon.

You gasp inaudibly, it was so cute! “Barbatos! Look at it! It’s a baby dragon!” You hop off the island and head towards the seemingly opened door. One moment you’re making your way to the baby dragon and the next, you’re on the floor with a bottom throbbing in pain and a red mark on your nose. “O-ouch…” You mutter as you rub your nose. Barbatos drops the icing spatula in his hand with a tiny huff, “My dear, what happened to you?” He’s quick to grab an ice pack from the freezer; surprisingly, he didn’t magically create one from thin air.

“I uh- I walked into your sliding door.” You say sheepishly. Barbatos kneels down beside you, glances at the door and sees that you had, in fact, not seen the sliding glass door.

“Shall I request that the Young Master get rid of all sliding glass doors? As our guest, you shouldn’t at all get injured on my watch. You seem to have a habit of walking into glass doors.”

“N-No! Please don’t tell Diavolo or Lucifer! They won’t ever let me live this down!

“You have my word, (MC).” Barbatos tells Diavolo the moment you leave.

Simeon

Simeon is someone you’d expect to be graceful, to be close to what perfection should be like but no- He’s a bit of a klutz.

Aside from his inability to use a cellphone, he’s also clumsy and is adept in walking into walls and whacking others on accident.

He’s used to the Celestial Realm where everything is practically baby proofed for all the new angels (like Luke) so he’s not got a lot of “spacial awareness”.

He knocks into the corners of tables, leaving bruises on his gorgeous skin.

But even he finds your blindness to glass funny.

The absolute nerve.

He sits in silent amusement as he watches you walk into glass doors, making annoying comments like, “Oh, don’t worry (MC). Luke had a similar problem with the door yesterday.” :)

Like I said, the nerve of this angel.

He teases you relentlessly about it but rather subtly, unlike the brothers or even Solomon.

He makes jokes but he watches over you like the sweet angel he is.

He’s got about three different blessings cast over you to ensure that you don’t get gravely hurt from your glass blindness; Unbeknownst to you, he’s probably saved you from seven separate accidents.

Simeon has a young angel under his care, meaning he’s responsible enough to be trusted with the equivalent of a baby in the Celestial Realm.

He’s probably the best at tending to injuries out of everyone, even better than Barbatos and Satan.

He goes a little overboard with it sometimes; He wraps you up in bandages like you were a fragile piece of glass being packed with bubble wrap.

Simeon was able to steal you away from the demon brothers for the day. He was able to leave Luke in the care of Solomon (he gave the tiny blonde angel permission to teleport to him if Solomon ever tries to cook while he was gone), and you both decided to spend the day discussing life at a beautiful garden a little ways away from Purgatory Hall.

It was one of those cafes with an indoors and an outdoors area and it was absolutely ethereal.

Spending the day with Simeon was something you didn’t realize you were in dire need of. The angel was ensuring that the day was going perfectly and you were able to leave your responsibilities behind for the day. He insisted on paying for everything, he was adamant on doing things for you. (You refused to go along with it, though, in the end he settled with splitting the bill equally because you’re independent :) ) You two were at this rather popular cafe that was a hit with the locals; you had honestly heard of it when Asmo came bursting into your room after he went with Solomon.

As you sipped on your cup in this almost forest-y wonderland with Simeon, you understood the hype.

You two were sitting in the outdoors area and the actual cafe had glass walls on the back side. You were a little concerned at first because you thought that the cafe was completely bare at the back but after a closer look (and Simeon’s observations), you realize there were glass panes acting as walls.

Just because you knew they were there didn’t mean you weren’t going to walk into them.

You and Simeon were done with your drinks and you offered to buy him pastries as a thank you for taking you out to unwind. He obviously tried giving you some Grimm but you were quick to dodge and weave your way through the tables to enter the indoor cafe area again. The problem was you were so busy giggling at the yelling angel behind you that you completely forgot about the glass door and you, in front of a crowd of no less than 20 demons all dining and hanging out, ran straight into the door- face first. You yelp loudly and grip onto your nose as Simeon rushes over with a poorly hidden smile, “ We had agreed to eat desserts together, (MC), not glass doors.” He said, voice dripping with amusement.

You grumble and shove him lightly,” I hate you.”

“No you don’t.” You honestly couldn’t.

Solomon

He’s almost as bad as Belphegor in terms of teasing.

In fact, I’d go as far as to say that he’s ranked second among all the boys, only falling short just a smidge to the seventh-born.

He’s ruthless with his teasing and he lives to annoy you and tease you.

He’s only second because you don’t spend nearly as much time with him as you do Belphie and the other brothers.

Solomon has met probably millions of different people from all walks of life, all of whom have unique habits but he’s only met a handful of people who have glass blindness like you.

And you’re the only person he’s met where the glass blindness was to the extent you had.

Like the little shit this sorcerer is, he’d pull pranks on you in school- in front of different demons that aren’t the brothers!

Your dignity is non-existent in the Devildom.

He’d make illusions fly past windows to catch your attention and you’d be so excited by… say… the literal flying spaghetti monster by the window that you’d knock your head against the window.

(Solomon got punished by Lucifer for “bullying” but it was oh so worth it to tease you).

When he sees you get hurt from his pranks, he’ll apologize and help you up but continue to pull pranks on you for the rest of the day.

He’s the type of person to fix a problem he caused; the problem in this situation is an angry you who is giving him the cold shoulder and the only way he sees he’s getting back into your good graces is to suck up to you and apologize.

Solomon teleported into your room once, with your consent obviously!

You two were paired up for a project you had for potions class and you both decided to do it in your room rather than on school grounds.

Solomon was sprawled like a starfish on your bed as you highlighted your class notes at your desk. You two had the basics down on how to create the potion. Theoretically, it would be easy but you two had a few ingredients missing and you had to wait for your package to arrive from Akuzon. Something Solomon had realized about you was that you liked to watch the Akuzon truck drive away after it leaves your package at the front door. You reminded him of an excitable puppy; adorable and also extremely easy to mess with.

The view from your window gave you the best spot to car-watch. Sometimes, you’d curl up beside the window with a book you borrowed from Satan and just bask in the way the rubber of the cars’ tires burn against the road as demons drove by.

Alas, you couldn’t do that as of the moment because of the aforementioned potions project.

Solomon sighed as he stared at your ceiling when he heard a random car honk from the outside. He smirked and rolled flat on his stomach, “(MC), the akuzon truck’s leaving.” He states.

He watches as you jump off your desk chair and bound on the bed. You crawl across the span of the mattress and he watches as you try to stick your head out the window with a bonk. He stifles his laughter as you double over from surprise. That was absolutely hilarious. Your groaning was quiet and low as Solomon scoots closer, “Oops, sorry! It wasn’t the Akuzon truck!”

“Solomon, you better thank your stars that you’re immortal because I would’ve had your head by now, prick.”

“That’s mean, (MC)!- hey, ow!” You pushed him off the bed.

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[arcadejohn127-9]

Hello! :) Is it ok if i request the brothers (and the undateables if possible 👉🏻👈🏻) with a teenage MC who's not afraid to call them out whenever they do something stupid/harmful/immoral and has very high morals in general? Like, when Lucifer tried to kill Luke they were furious cause he wanted to kill a child (actually 2 but..), or (this is based the first chat with him after ch.16) when Belphie goes "come on, that's mean!1! >:(" They reply with, "hahah! Wanna know what else is mean?(◠‿◕) The fact that you literally killed me for EXISTING, and when you found out that i was your sister's descendant you were all buddy-buddy with me. You're an hypochrite(Is that how you say it??) And you're a shitty person in general, you killed a CHILD. So i think it's very clear who's the mean one here." (GSJSGSJ I'M SO SORRY THAT IT'S SO LONG AND SASSY-) or they go full on rant about CONSENT with Simeon for the angel event. They also don't really accept opinions about their morals, like:

Diavolo: *lectures them about how humans and demons are different and how things that are clearly wrong in the human world are not in the Devildom*

MC: hm... That's a very well-elaborated and and valid arguement, but something doesn't feel right so i'm gonna just stick with my previously elaborated opinion!(✿^‿^) (wich translates into "i think your opinion is bullshit but i can't exactly tell you that so i'm just gonna be polite about it.")

I think they'd be embarassed being called out by someone who's literally an infant compared to them GSJSGSJ

you can ignore it if too similar to the sassy MC! ^^ i'm sorry it's so long 🥺

While this is very similar to my previous ask, I can do something for you! Hope I was able to put your prompt into proper essence, whilst writing this I got quite heated myself as I started to think how insane it must be for MC In the game

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"I'm tired." You suddenly barked out, everyone turned their attention to you.

There was a big meeting including the student counsel and the exchange students. You were sitting at the end of the table; every second of noise was like a hammer to your self control. Your anger slowly rising higher and higher until it felt like you were suffocating in it. Satan was the first to notice; sensing the sin like it was a strong disgusting smell.

"What...? Are you really interrupting the meeting just to say you're tired?" Lucifer snarled at you.

"Oh, of course Lucifer is the one to make a rude comment, what? Annoyed I'm making my feelings known?!"

None of them understood what the sudden uproar was. All of them staring at you with wide surprised eyes. You were often one for remarks and expressing your thoughts but this was different; you've snapped. The hatred and anger in your eyes were uncomfortable. They made you look like a completely different person.

"What is the meaning of this? You're being unnecessarily angry-"

"I'M UNNECESSARILY ANGRY?! Oh ho ho~ you tried to kill Luke for being in the house! A LITERAL CHILD!"

Lucifer was stunned; freezing under your intense glare. Everyone's eyes darting over to his figure. He wanted to say more, he wanted to make you shut up. You could understand that look on his face all too well; you exactly what he wanted to say to you. But no, he couldn't possibly do it Infront of Lord Diavolo.

Your anger was only fueled more as you stood up from your seat.

"All of you are a threat! I'm a teenager, DAMNIT! How many times have I had my life put at risk because of one of you or have been threatened to be murdered or harmed - the only reason you didn't do it because you didn't want to cause issues with Diavolo or wanted me for your personal gain!"

"Do you know how meaningless that can make a person feel?! All of you are rotten, horrible beings!"

They all shared a shameful and uncomfortable look; the exchange students weren't sure if they were supposed to be in this conversation. Seeing as the focus was set on the brothers actions. Barbatos tried to warn something like this would happen but no one would take his words seriously. They expected something alot less intense.

"Come on, don't be mean-" Belphie tried to speak, keeping his tone playful as if believing that would fix it.

"You know what's mean, Belphegor? Killing a defenseless child for simply existing and then never apologizing - mind you, NO ONE HERE HAS EVER APOLOGIZED FOR THREATENING ME OR TRYING TO KILL ME - and then having the AUDACITY to be buddy buddy with me after finding out I'm related to your sister."

All the brothers expect Satan winced at your words. Their sister being a sensative topic and to hear you speak of it with such venom in your voice. They weren't sure what to do, some wanted to yell at you, others wanted to leave. But no one did anything. It felt as if they were all frozen.

Was this your magic? Was this harsh feeling of someone stepping on their chest coming from their pacts with you?

But that was just the brothers; the others were feeling a similar discomfort but they knew if they dared tried to leave it would end in chaos.

"But no, I'm mean,I'm the big meanie here who isn't being sweet and forgiving over being put into continuous danger, I'm SO sorry."

You forced a tight sarcastic smile, pretending to be upset.

"Now, let's all calm down, you have to understand - Demons and humans they just don't work the same, what is immoral to you won't be the same here, this is very different kind of society, you came here to be taught and learn to understand these other realms you were unaware of-"

It was now Diavolos turn to be utterly destroyed.

"Everything about that made me feel disgusted, so you're fine with all sorts of immoral acts? That's what you're telling me?"

The demon prince caught onto what you're implying and realized what his words meant, he quickly tried to fix his mistake but you weren't having it. Speaking over him, raising your voice as much as you could to drown him out.

"How about YOU understand MY society and my world's rules!"

"Here's the thing, your lordship, I didn't consent to be here, I didn't agree to be whisked off from my normal life and away from everything I've known, you forced me here and expected me to just deal with it - Solomon knows more about this program than me!"

"You're right, there should of been better preparation but you have to understand the differences between-"

It seems no one has learned. Your head snapped towards the older angel. You began to slowly trudge over to him.

"I'm so glad you decided to speak up, Simeon, because talking about consent, did you even know what those bangles would do to the brothers??? Did you just think it would be all fun and games to just make them angelic again despite knowing their history? None of them were okay about it and you just went ahead with it anyway - THEY WERE PRACTICALLY BRAINWASHED!"

Everyone in the room felt a sharp whiplash from your words. From one moment being furious and despising the brothers to now scolding someone who's harmed them.

"I didn't know it would be like that-!" He truely didn't, he felt awful about what they did.

"And yet you didn't seem to be in a rush to do anything about it, to me you seem to rather enjoy seeing them like that."

He couldn't say anything. He couldn't even try. Simeon just let his head drop in shame, knowing your words were true.

"Everyone here expect Solomon and Luke are innocent - Barbatos you're on thin fucking ice."

You snarled, pointing over to the butler. He didn't flinch under your gaze. Just staying composed and beside his master.

"I'm out of here." You declares, spinning on your heel and stormed out.

Luke suddenly jumped off his seat; tears streaming down his face and rushed after you. Calling out for you as he ignored Simeon's pleas.

The room was silent as everyone mewled over your words. Stunned they all got cussed out by a mere teenager and all of them knew; you were right.

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[fickleminder]

Obey Me!: Saving Daylight

Inspired by this video

Lucifer: This is a very serious accusation. Are you absolutely sure?

Mammon: Of course! You can ask the others if you don’t believe me!

Belphie: MC always goes off with Asmo after school now, and last week Beel saw Solomon slipping them a bottle of pills behind the cafeteria.

Satan: Did you smell anything suspicious?

Beel: Not really. I couldn’t tell what’s inside, but it was fishy.

Levi: I can’t believe my Henry is doing drugs! How could they have been corrupted so easily? I knew they were acting strange but I never thought they would resort to this *sobs*

Satan: Strange how?

Levi: They’ve been muttering to themselves and talking to inanimate objects a lot lately. I’ve seen them saying sorry to their textbook when they dropped it the other day, and yesterday they were talking to their D.D.D. and calling it ‘Karasu’.

Lucifer: Okay, enough. We need to figure out what’s going on before jumping to conclusions.

*The brothers follow Asmo and MC after school one day to a high-end tanning salon*

Mammon: What the heck? Don’t tell me they’ve just been goofing off sunning themselves!

Beel: But what about the drugs?

Belphie: Only one way to find out.

*Sure enough, they see MC and Asmo chilling in the waiting area and gossiping over drinks*

Lucifer: What is the meaning of this?! *demon form comes out, and one of his wings accidentally knocks over a chair*

MC: *tearing up* Lucifer, you big meanie! What did Mr Chair ever do to you?

Asmo: Don’t worry MC, he’s okay! *picks up the chair* Say, did you remember to take your pills today?

MC: *sniffles* No, sorry.

Mammon: See? I was right!

Levi: MC, how could you?!

Satan: Both of you, shut up! Asmo, what exactly did Solomon give MC?

Asmo: Oh don’t frown at me like that Satan, you’ll get wrinkles! It’s just LYSI, totally harmless!

Belphie: The fuck is that?

Asmo: Fish oil! Did you know humans get a little funny in the head without regular sunlight? So they gotta eat that and sit under UV light regularly *pets MC fondly*

The rest of the bros: …

Beel: I told you it was fishy.

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[majolishious]

Hey I was wondering if you could make a hc about the brothers being babies. Like how would they act, and what would they do. Yk what I mean? If you can't then it's fine, but thanks!♥️♥️

I hope this is okay! It’s similar to something I did a while ago but where MC was the child. Regardless, I hope you like this, and thank you for the request!

Everything had gone wrong. The extract you purchased from Hocus Pocus was merely supposed to be added to( brother of your choice’s) drink, and allow him to feel pure joy for a moment. Someone had messed up, as after you watched him finish the drink, the most unexpected reaction happened - he turned back into a child.

【Lucifer】

Lucifer is adorable. He follows you everywhere, but refuses to be picked up and carried around. He almost bursts into tears when his younger brothers begin to tease him for being in this predicament, and gets easily embarrassed and flustered by just about everything. Lucifer doesn’t want to leave your side however, feeling safe as he sits on your lap, watching as you do his paperwork to make up for the fact he’s currently unable to. Even though you’re not having a normal conversation with him; child Lucifer just wants to talk about his doggy, it’s still nice to see him relaxed for a change, despite the situation. Lucifer does grow bored of your working rather quickly, leading to him curling up against your chest, lightly clutching the fabric of your shirt until he falls asleep. He wakes up the following morning back to his normal self, and thankfully, has very little memory of what happened the day before.

【Mammon】

Mammon is the cutest child ever! Until he opens his mouth. He’s an absolute nightmare to take care of - running as fast as he can at any given opportunity. Despite that, he’s rather clingy, and won’t be away from you for too long. When his brothers tease him for being in such a situation, Mammon will cry - clinging to your leg as he pathetically points at his younger brothers, calling them, “Smelly meanies”. Luckily, Mammon is very easily bribed with a single Grimm, and often falls silent for a few minutes when presented with a shiny coin. When he’s not running around the house and making you give chase while he pulls faces at you, he wants to play shop, and charges you real Grimm for the wares he has for sale. It seemed like the day would never end, but as quick as anything, he falls asleep curled up next to you. When he wakes up, he’s back to normal with no memory of what happened, but he’s a few Grimm richer so he won’t complain.

【Leviathan】

Levi is a bit of a crybaby, and very clingy. He frets and panics the most when you’re out of his sight for more than a few moments, but for the most part, he’s not too bad. Levi can sit happily and watch Henry for a while, or whatever child-friendly anime you happened to put on for him; so long as he knows you’re close by. Much like normal Levi, the smaller version has no desire to leave the house, finding is much more fun to play inside with you, especially when you can find a more child-friendly video game for him to play. Levi gets even more upset when he loses, and usually cries, despite claiming that he’s not crying. It’s easier to let him win, especially when the night goes on and you want him to sleep. He wants you to stay with him after you’ve tucked him into bed, just until he falls asleep, but he hadn’t finished the sentence before he went into the land of dreams. It was surreal when he woke up back to normal the next day with no memory of what happened.

【Satan】

Child Satan is incredibly well behaved, and like Lucifer, he follows you everywhere. Satan is pretty content, with sitting and reading a book, only occasionally asking you for help with a big word he can’t read. Satan does however want to go outside when he sees a cat walking around, and spends a decent amount of time petting it. It almost broke your heart when you told him he couldn’t keep it. For the rest of the day - once he’s done sulking, Satan does his best to help you, even if he ends up not being much help in his current state. Working still tired him out, making it easy for you to carry him to bed. Satan’s only request was that you read to him and Mr. Kitty (Satan’s new plush kitty to replace the real cat he couldn’t have) just until he fell asleep. Waking up the next morning was an awkward experience for him, especially since he had no memory and was clinging to his plush cat.

【Asmodeus】

Another clingy child, but so much more energetic. Asmo wants to play, all day. It starts of small with dress-up, then house, then playing with dolls and plushies, followed by putting on plays; tea parties are also a must. He’s exhausting, and showed no signs of slowing down all day, no matter how hard you tried. The only time Asmo was quiet was when you convinced him to do some drawing, which resulted in you receiving a plethora of pictures from him - all of which were signed. Having to look after such an energetic child certainly made the day go by fast, and once Asmo was ready for bed, you assumed it would be smooth sailing from there. It wasn’t. Asmo decided that nighttime was a perfect chance to try and have deep conversations with you, not that you could understand any of his incoherent babbling. Luckily, he ended up talking himself to sleep, finally giving you chance to slip away to bed. He woke up the next morning with no memory of the previous day, and had to question his art pieces all over the house.

【Beelzebub】

Beel just wants to eat. He doesn’t care who he’s stuck with either - not that you have to worry about losing him, he refuses to leave the kitchen. Beel is also pretty easy to take care of, so long as you’re willing to spend the whole day baking and cooking with him. He sits in front of the oven to watch until his cakes and cookies are done, despite you telling him not to. You’re able to bribe him to sit at the kitchen table with some snacks, but as soon as the cakes and cookies are ready, Beel loses interest, at least until you start decorating the cakes. While his cakes have as much frosting on as he could manage, he did hold back, making you a small, and more modest cake with a heart drawn on it - that he was able to not devour in an instant. After spending all day eating and baking, Beel was pretty exhausted, and made no fuss when you carried him to bed; having already fallen asleep in your arms. He was pretty happy when he woke up, despite not remembering anything, he was still covered in cake frosting so it was a pretty good start to the day.

【Belphegor】

He’s very easy to take care of, he just wants to nap all the time. Belphie still carries his pillow around, but has a matching blanket that he takes everywhere too. Little Belphie’s favourite place to sleep is with his pillow on your lap, as he curls up on it with his blanket, being able to fall asleep in seconds with you lightly petting his hair. It’s a nice relaxing day, and even you have trouble staying awake with so little going on. For the rare few hours Belphie is awake, he doesn’t have much energy - being content to sit on your lap and watch some TV, or draw some pictures. If he doesn’t have to move much or work too hard, he’s happy. Belphie had long since fallen asleep before you finally carried him to bed, gently tucking him under his covers. It was almost impressive how he could sleep, despite having done so little. Even when he woke up the next morning, he was still tried, but he felt like he had a nice dream.

#obey me #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #lucifer #mammon #obey me mammon #levi #leviathan #obey me satan #satan #asmodeus #asmo #beel #beelzebub #belphie #belphegor #obey me hc #obey me headcanons #obey me writing

[fandomsnfluff]

Random Levi hcs I'm throwing at u hope u don't mind:

•Whenever he's in his demon for his tail is rlly sensitive, and mc or one of his brothers likes to use it to taunt him so they tickle his tail whenever they get the chance (at least mc does) or to get him to calm down (cuz ya'know they usually switch to their demon forms when they're angry or somthn)

•Mc likes petting his tail and even if they don't mean to tickle him by doing it he still giggles sometimes

•He likes wrapping his tail around mc

•Sometimes Mammon'll tease him to get him to change into his demon form so he can take advantage of his ticklish tail cuz he's a big meanie

•I'd say his tail is abt a solid 7/10 on the scale

Dhsjf feel free to ignore this I just thought of these and wanted to share plus I can't stop thinking abt Levi being wrekt 👍👍 I love him too much pls

NONONO ANON THESE ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU FOR SHARING THESE GEMS WITH ME AND MY AUDIENCE <3333

i also generally like to think that when the bros are in demon form their tails/wings (whichever they have) and also their hORNS OMG are VERY sensitive!!!! so like if mc is touching their horns they’ll just wince and blush and kind of melt on the spot, also i hc that mammon and asmo are SUPER DUPER TICKLISH on the skin of their wings between the bones!!!!! gently wiggle or drag your fingers against those spots and they’ll be HOWLING!!!!

AND AND AND belphie, levi, and satan like to use their tails to tickle mc as well!!!! they like to trap them in their arms and while they’re tickling their torso with their hands they’ll just send their tails down there to tickle their feet!!! it’s such a cute idea to me WAAAAAAA (ofc they can do this to their other brothers too but mc is a special case uwu)

so moral of the story basically is that mc likes to touch their horns/wings/tails when they’re in demon form and they start giggling and mc is like “huh?” and then it just turns into an all-out tickle war KJADHFJKSHDKSJHDFKJSH

#obey me #om headcanons #headcanons #anime tickling #noah rambles #ask #anonymous

[storysofmyown]

Because I'm still hung up on the paws and claws event, could you make a headcanon of if the Mc turned into an animal like a week after, and since they're human they go somewhat feral?

Of course my dear!! Since you didn't specify what kind of animal the Mc must be i decided to make them a cat as well, hope that is okay with you!

It had been a couple of days since the brothers finally were able to get out of their animal forms. It had been hard at first to deal with it but in the end all of them were able to get their animal instinct under control up until Luke finally was able to get the syrup that was going to cure them and the boys were finally back to normal, to Lucifer’s relief...but of course that couldn't last.

The seven demons and their human companion were eating lunch, everyone was talking and laughing except from Belphegor who was napping, his head resting in the table as Beel had moved his plate to take care of it. Mammon was arguing with Leviathan about some money he had borrowed from the demon and had yet to return when he turned to Mc to complain.

“Can you believe this?! Its only been like 500 years since i asked to borrow the money, jeez give a demon time to make the money bac-” Mammon stopped amidst his rambling when he noticed the human had stopped eating all of a sudden and had a weird expression on their face. “Yo, whats up with you?” Mammon asked, trying to keep his nonchalant attitude but worry evident in his voice.

“...nothing, i just feel weird.” Mc says, a small voice as they try to get up from their sit, only to groan and grab onto the chair the feeling taking over them.

“Mc?” Beel asks, worry in his voice as he moves to the human sides to make sure they were okay. What Beel wasn't expecting, was for Mc to jump at his touch, hiss and run several steps away from him.

Beel looked at Mc, now more confused than ever, only to see Mc with a tail and cat ears.

“What the-” Mammon tried to say only to be cut off by Asmodeus

“OH MY ME!” Asmo coos, walking over at Mc as he squeals. “You look adorable!” His voice is high pitched as he tries to pet Mc only for them to hiss at him as well, making Asmodeus take his arm back fast and glaring at Mc. “No! Bad kitty! Bad kitty!”

“What happened to them?” Leviathan ask, looking at Lucifer who already looks down with the whole situation.

“It appears they have transformed into some sort of feline.” Satan states, a curious smirk in his lips as he approaches both Asmodeus and Mc.

“No shit Sherlock, i think we can see that!” Mammon glares at the blond before looking back at Lucifer. “So?!”

“It seems like our dear human was affected by the syrup that transformed us all into animals.”

“The one that Luke put in that cake?” Belphegor asks, still from his sit as he watches the situation from afar. Lucifer only hums in return at Belphegors questions before a sigh leaves his lips.

“Wait, but that thing was over a week ago!”

“Why is it affecting them now?” Beel finishes off Mammons question as his eyes fall on the human again, who moved away from the seven demons and was looking at some curtains...for some reason.

“They are human, their body its not going to react the same as a demons body does when exposed to celestial elements. In them the effect took longer to manifest.” Satan says, a hand on his chin as he thinks about it, wondering if this means that the “cure” would also take longer to fight off the effects of the syrup.

“Either way, we should keep an eye on them- MC!” Lucifer yells, once out of the corner of his eye he sees them jump and with their long claws start sharpening them on the curtains. “Stop that now!” Lucifer moves close to Mc, only for the human to notice them and hiss at him just like they had done with Beel and Asmodeus.

“They just hissed at Lucifer!” Leviathan gasps, his eyes jumping from the human to his older brother.

“yes, i am well aware of that” Lucifer glares at Mc, making the human-cat to hiss again, before running off.

“Oi! Were do ya think you are going?!” Mammon screams, running behind Mc as he tries to catch up to them. 

The rest of the brothers look between each other before hearing a hiss once again followed by Mammon yelping and then groaning in pain.

“What the hell was that?!” Asomodeus screams at Mammon.

“They fucking scratched me, that’s what it was!” Mammon comes back in, a scratch its visible in his cheek as he held it.

“Lool!”

“Stop laughing you damn otaku”

“Im just glad that didn't happen to me! Imagine if my beautiful face got a single scratch on it! I would die.

“No, you wouldn't” Belphegor yawns. “Who is going to go after them?”

“...they hissed at me” Beel looks sad for a moment.

“Naturally, they felt threatened for a moment and reacted accordingly.” Satan explained rapidly.

“Oi! Who do ya think you are? A cat whisperer or something like that?” Before Satan can respond, there can be heard a vase falling from upstairs, making Lucifer groan.

“Someone needs to get them under control before they destroy the whole house”

“I have an idea!” Asmodeus cheers.

“...”

Several minutes later

“This is a terrible idea” Lucifer rubs his head as he looks at Asmodeus, who was a expensive bottle of perfume in his hands, as the seven stand in front of the door, watching Mc who was sharpening their claws on the bed.

“It will work! Mc simply cannot resist to my fragrance” Asmo smirks, entering the room and approaching mc slowly. 

“This is going to end badly” Beel looks at Mc who is already aware of Asmodeus presence.

“I know...i cant wait” Levi has his phone out, already recording the whole thing.

“...send me that video, we can make so much money with” Mammon smirks, just in time for Mc to try and attack Asmodeus, the bottle of perfume shattering in the ground as Asmodeus yelps and runs away from the angry Mc.

“Lucifer! Mc is a meany” Asmodeus cries as he hugs Lucifer, making the oldest demon sigh.

“...any other ideas?”

And so, the others tried to gain cat Mc’s trust one by one. Beel tried to approach them with some food...which he end up eating making Mc dejected, Belphie tried to make them go to sleep by giving them his pillow...the worsts decision he would have taken, the pillow was now destroyed and Belphie had a permanent scowl painted in his features. Leviathan was able to get kind of close but his phone went off, making Mc jump, hiss and bite him. (Which Mammon secretly got on tape). talking about Mammon, he tried to give Mc some catnip against Satans advice, which only made the human become even more energetic and ran trough all of the possible surfaces in the room, knocking everything over.Finally, Satan pushed trough and sat in front of the Mc, who only looked at him.

“What are you doing?” Asmodeus asked.

“Shut up” Satan said, only to proceed and take out his D.D.D and start playing with it, everyone looked on curiously, wondering what Satan was doing, until Mc started to scoot closer. After mc was at a close proximity, Satan lifted his hand slowly and brought it to them, Mc looked curiously before start to rub their head against Satans hand, who proceeded to pet them.

“How?!” Mammon complained as he glared at Satan.

“Cats are naturally curious creatures” Satan said, as if that explained every and all questions his brothers had.

“I don’t care about the logic behind all this, just give them the damn cure and someone please clean up the room” Lucifer groaned, before leaving and going to his room to try and relax finally...if you call relaxing the three mountains of paperwork that awaited him.

Satan proceeding to do so, and his theory proved to be right, for the “cure” took another week to work on Mc, making the demons desperate as they just wanted to pet the human-cat but at some point they ended up just getting scratched. At the end, Mc owed Lucifer more than5,000 grimm worth of damages their claws had done during that sole week.

I really hope this was what you were expecting and that you liked it! Thank you so much for sending me this ask, it was so much fun! ^w^

#obey me! #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me levi #obey me mc

[lvlcurrent]

SAY SIKE ABT BELPHIE. NOW. DONT DO THIS TO US DONT BE FOOLED BY HIM

eh~ what do you mean~? that meanie lucifer locked him up in the attic he mustve been so scared and sad🥺️💜... i wanna protect him he’s my darling after all😫💜💘

#bunnybeel #ask.

[neomanateefromexiletribe]

smash my heart

One-Sided Mammon x Gender Neutral MC

Belphegor x Gender Neutral MC

One-Sided Feelings, Angst

Mammon looks for MC at a party, and he stumbles upon them confessing to Belphegor.

“Where the fuck did they go?” Mammon grumbles to himself, frowning.

He takes another double look in the ballroom but can’t spot MC anywhere, so his best guess is that he should simply try outside. Mammon swears, but makes his way to the garden while avoiding the drunk party-goers, not a fan of how they reek of alcohol.

Once in the garden, he starts walking quickly, trying his best to spot MC. He has no idea what they were thinking, getting out of the ballroom on their own. He hopes that at least they’re with one of his brothers and not with a lesser demon who would have ill intentions towards them.

At last he sees them from afar, so he picks up the pace, ready to give them an earful, but he stops in his tracks as he sees Belphie with them.

“Belphie?” Mammon mutters, “what are you doing here with MC?” he asks himself, voicing his thoughts.

He’s about to call out both their names when MC takes a closer step to Belphie, taking his hands in theirs. Confused about what’s happening, Mammon decides against making his presence known to the two and edges closer, discreetly. At first, he can’t hear anything, but the closer he gets, the clearer things become, and his heart misses a beat as he hears MC’s next words.

“… and so that’s why I wanted to tell you that I’m in love with you. It’s okay if you don’t feel the same, but at least I feel lighter now that I’ve told you.”

Belphie chuckles at that, and Mammon gapes as he sees him lean in into MC, cupping their jaw with one hand and wrapping his other arm around their waist.

“You’re not very bright MC,” Belphie teases them, bringing them closer to him, “I thought it was obvious that I love you too.”

Mammon watches helplessly as his youngest brother kisses MC, and he feels like someone is directly piercing his heart with a knife as MC wraps their arms around Belphie’s shoulders, obviously answering his kiss.

“You’re such a meanie,” MC complains after they’ve pulled away.

“Like that bothers you,” Belphie chuckles, “the meaner I am to you, the more you fall for me. You’re certainly a weird one.”

“Shut up, you--” MC protests, but they’re shut up by Belphie kissing them again.

It takes Mammon all of his willpower to tear his eyes away from the scene, and he’s genuinely surprised when he brings a hand to his face as he realizes that his cheeks are damp.

“There’s no way I’m crying because of a stupid human, no fucking way,” he mutters, wiping his cheeks with anger.

He takes another look at the scene, but this time he can’t hear anything because it seems MC is whispering in Belphie’s ear. Belphie keeps chuckling, visibly amused by whatever it is that they’re telling him, and Mammon wants to throw up at the thought that he has to accept that his feelings are completely one-sided.

He doesn’t have time to lament any more, for Belphie suddenly moves, pulling MC with him.

“C’mon, let’s go to your room already, I wanna cuddle you,” the younger demon declares.

MC, that fool, laughs loudly and follows in his steps, visibly overjoyed. Mammon quickly hides, not wanting to let them know that he witnessed the whole confession, and neither Belphie or MC notice him in the bushes.

Mammon takes a deep breath, wiping away the last tears that have the audacity of rolling down his face, and he sighs. It was stupid of him to fall for a human, and it was all the more stupid to think he even had a chance with them.

From the very beginning, he really thought he had something going on with MC, and that his bond with them was special as compared to the ones they had with his brothers. But he simply hadn’t seen coming that MC would fall for Belphie of all people… and that hurt.

It was probably a mix between his greed that had him convinced that MC belonged with him more than anyone else, and jealousy that MC had decided to develop feelings for someone who wasn’t him, when he was the one person they had spent the most time with ever since they had arrived in the Devildom.

Perhaps all of the times they had gone shopping together or pulled pranks on people meant nothing more than friendship to MC. Perhaps all of those times he had flirted with them, whether he meant it or not, had been all in vain, for MC had had their eyes set on another the entire time.

Defeated beyond words, Mammon drags himself back to the castle, his heart heavier in his chest than it’s been in a really long time.

At breakfast the following morning, everyone teases MC for sporting blue-ish hickeys on their neck and holding hands with Belphie. While Beel pulls them both into a crushing hug while Asmo claps, Mammon tries his best to appear unbothered. There’s no going back now, and as much as it sucks, he’s got to keep his feelings bottled up.

#obey me #my writing #fanfic #mammon #mc #belphegor #angst #one-sided love #gender neutral mc