Naberius’s treatment in Gideon the Ninth is so cathartic, actually. He truly represents that universal lesbian experience of seeing a man that you know must technically be attractive because the girlies keep obsessing over him, but when you look at him you just think “ew yuck die” and form an intense, burning, instinctual hatred for him. Like, every time Gideon sees him she’s all “barf he smells like hair gel” or “ew he smirked like a douchebag.” Every time he’s in the room, he does this stupid routine that you’d expect of the Draco-in-leather-pants love interest in a shitty YA fantasy, except instead of fawning over it all the lesbians in the room just immediately go “shut tf up, Babs, I hope you die.” Truly the man-hating lesbian representation we need in the world
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i was going through my pinterest feed and this came up, and all of a sudden i dissolved into nothingness ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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im CONVINCED that most of ben barnes’ dorian grey edits are by marauders fans editing younger sirius. dont argue w me ik im right
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Imagine:
Your husband Ben is a doctor and Sebastian one of the many nurses working at the same hospital. Ben is a bit of an asshole to everyone except you, and on a couple occasions that you’ve visited the hospital, he’s seen you and Sebastian talking while you wait for him. Ben learns that you and Sebastian know each other from school and lets it go but, one day, you have a little accident and need stitches so you go to the hospital hoping Ben is there but he’s in the middle of performing a delicate surgery. Sebastian sees you bleeding and immediately helps you but when Ben finds out he’s irrationally furious and ends up yelling at Sebastian for taking over without telling him because you’re his wife.
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