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shepscapades · 11 months
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Okay so admittedly when I sat down to think about the week 1 prompts for red-life stuff, all of my brainrot went towards my beloved yogscast trio and how Hardcore King Harry would probably thrive in a life game as opposed to his cringefail wives Tom and Ben who probably go red instantly
Anyway welcome to my personal hell :] Harry Mr Mime Barry proves he’s worthy of his mc speedrunning records, while Ben and Tom are really only still alive because Harry’s probably been sniping any threats from a distance
(featuring a fun limited life Harry design inspired by @oh-snapperss’ Harry doodles, and a Ben and Tom doodle to match!)
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ishomieokay · 3 months
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DANCE OF THE SEVEN VEILS || coming soon ||
──── a homelander x hispanic oc story.
✰ summary — Salomé was Stan Edgar's wife. He was thirty years older than her, boring and unaffectionate. They shared nothing in common, and only exchanged small pleasantries while in the office. She was a decoration and a sign of status to him. To her, he was financial security and an easy way to get a green-card. It was clear to anyone with common sense that quid pro quo was the basis of their marriage.
Homelander found it infuriating. Leaving such a rare flower to whiter on the hands of that old geezer should be a capital crime. So he allowed himself a sniff or two while no one was watching. Sometimes, not even her.
✰ warnings - +18, stalking, obsessive behavior, mental instability, infidelity, breaking and entering, watching someone sleep, mutual pining, dead dove, yandere!homelander.
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bitterkarella · 1 year
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Midnight Pals: Facts & Logic
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Mary Shelley: my little man percy here’s got a story Mary Shelley: and you’re all gonna sit and listen to it okay? Mary Shelley: alright tell your story percy Percy Shelley: yes dear Mary Shelley: you fuckers are gonna love this Lord Byron: [tossing hair] ah mary now you know if you want a real story, a story of dashing derring do from a real man Mary Shelley: shut the fuck up Mary Shelley: maybe I wasn’t clear Mary Shelley: my little man here is fucking talking now
Ben Shapiro: sir sir sir Shapiro: excuse me SIR Shapiro: so now apparently sir you think the devil is “cool” Percy Shelley: Mary Shelley: I’ll handle this, percy Mary Shelley: the devil fucking rules, you little nerd Shapiro: [huffing indignantly] Shapiro: sir!!! Sir!!!! SIR!!!!
Shapiro: what’s the deal with Shapiro: well sir apparently “transgressive poets” like Shapiro: like this percy shelley Shapiro: they think the devil is “cool” Shapiro: sir! SIR!!! Shapiro: perhaps you didn’t know SIR Shapiro: that actually SIR if you read your bible SIR Shapiro: the devil is ACTUALLY the VILLAIN SIR Shapiro: hmm looks like I just ran rings around you Shapiro: with facts AND logic Shapiro: SIR!!!!
Mary Shelley: who the fuck is this nerd Ben Shapiro: SIR!!! SIR!!! Calling me a nerd is anti-semitism sir!!! Mary Shelley: which one of you dorks invited this little shit King: it wasn’t our idea mary! Poe: he just started showing up after he wrote that book about voring democrats
Ben Shapiro: sir!! Sir!!! Sir!!!! Shapiro: maybe you didn’t know this SIR Shapiro: because the devil is bad actually SIR!!! Shapiro: therefore I don’t understand SIR!!! Shapiro: why transgressive artists keep using him in storytelling Shapiro: SIR!!!! Shapiro: why can’t you tell some nice stories instead Shapiro: about how Israel never did anything wrong Shapiro: and also about vore Shapiro: SIR!!!
Shapiro: actually this is cultural Marxism Shapiro: and also woke moralism Shapiro: AND political correctness run amok Shapiro: it’s all three SIR!!! Mary Shelley: I’m going to stab this little shit Mary Shelley: and I’m going to stab whichever one of you fuckers invited him Barker: it was howard Lovecraft: m-me??? Mary Shelley: [shivving lovecraft] that scans
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bookholichany · 20 days
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David Tennant (1999)/ Ben Meyjes(2008)/ Andrew Scott (2018)
As Edgar in King Lear
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luckydiorxoxo · 5 months
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Daisy Edgar-Jones, Phoebe Bridgers, Fionn O'Shea and Ben Seed
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clatzstoriesphoto · 4 months
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Daisy Edgar-Jones for Porter, 2020
📸: Ben Weller
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carbonateddelusion · 5 months
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experiencing a brief moment of panic because I've forgotten how to draw Jack and they keep coming out ULTRA jank
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brokehorrorfan · 1 year
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B'Twixt Now and Sunrise: The Authentic Cut - a “new twist” on Francis Ford Coppola's 2011 gothic horror film, Twixt - will be released on Blu-ray on February 28 via Lionsgate.
Coppola, who wrote and directed, describes the new cut of the film as “a story more personal to me.” Val Kilmer, Bruce Dern, Elle Fanning, Ben Chaplin, Joanne Whalley, Alden Ehrenreich, and David Paymer star. Tom Waits narrates.
Special features are listed below.
Special features:
Twixt: A Documentary by Gia Coppola
When struggling supernatural fiction writer Hall Baltimore (Val Kilmer) arrives in an isolated small town as part of his book tour, he hears about the local lore of vampires and an infamous mass murder. Eager for inspiration, Baltimore is swept into a surreal fever dream of eccentric characters — from the oddball sheriff (Bruce Dern) to the ghost of a young girl (Elle Fanning) to visions of Edgar Allan Poe (Ben Chaplin) — that forces him to confront his own troubled past.
Pre-order B'Twixt Now and Sunrise.
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Jonathan: Why is Geoffrey so rude to you?
Edgar: It makes him happy.
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akiraidraws · 1 year
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Hey Bendy! How was Your Halloween? Did You get lots of Candy?
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Henry: "They got a little bit too much candy if I'm being completely honest..."
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thebirdandhersong · 1 year
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Also to be completely honest--warning: I have been obnoxious about names since I was a kid (which is why I gave up reading the Green Ember series... I remember reading it in high school and being Incredibly Frustrated by the lack of consistency in the way the writer chose his characters' names, so despite the fact that I liked the story somewhat, I just never read the rest of the series based on this sticking point)--it really bothers me that Paige and Rose are named Paige and Rose
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shepscapades · 9 months
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An assortment of Bangarry eepers from over the years… my soft guys with no trauma whatsoever (<- lie) <3
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girlfromvulcan · 11 months
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bitterkarella · 1 year
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Midnight Pals: Everyone Loves the Circus
Ben Farthing: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the circus tent that i found in the woods behind my house Barker: hell of a title there, man Farthing: you think? Farthing: is it too much? Barker: naw naw it's good
Farthing: so there's this mysterious circus tent that just appears Koontz: oo! i love a circus King: no dean King: i'm pretty sure this isn't going to be like that kind of circus Koontz: how do you know? King: just a hunch
King: just in general, dean King: i don't think if anyone tells a story about a circus King: at this campfire King: it's ever going to be about a good experience Koontz: circuses have clowns King: yes dean Koontz: clowns are funny King: ok dean Poe: let him have his fun steve
Koontz: gosh i dunno i think circuses are fun Koontz: i went to a circus once Koontz: i saw trained dogs Koontz: there was probably other stuff too but that was the important part
Farthing: so a father and son in the woods discover this bizarre circus tent Farthing: that eats them and then they can't leave Thomas Ligotti: are there clowns Farthing: yes Ligotti: are the clowns manifestations of the protagonist's inner guilt Farthing: you better believe it!
Farthing: and not just clowns in this circus Farthing: but also Farthing: statues of clowns Ligotti: are you saying Ligotti: there are dummies? Farthing: you could say that Ligotti: hm King: oh wow i've never seen thomas so excited!
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fxrvernxw · 5 months
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wanderinginksplot · 1 year
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Happy Valentine's Day, Ben Kling style!
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This is somehow my exact sense of humor. I hope you all get as much of a kick out of them as I do!
And a bonus for all of my aces out there!
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(Ben Kling's listed tumblr account is either inactive or the search function hates me (plausible). He doesn't appear to have a website, but he has a Bandcamp account and an Instagram. Go support him!)
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