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lowkeyrobin · 27 days

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Hello, I really love your writing! It's amazing!

May I please request mcyts (Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo specifically but if you want to do others go ahead!) with a reader who has a neglectful mom? Like if she frequently abandoned/left reader and made reader make/pay for all their food?

If you don't want to and/or uncomfortable with writing it, I don't mind! Only write what you are comfortable with!

P.S if you do write it may I be ❤️‍🩹 anon?

oooo yeah sure! ; and welcome to the hotel, enjoy your stay! ; I apologize that this is so short, I've had horrible writers block recently

BENCH TRIO ; neglectful mother

includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo & ranboo

warnings ; language, talk about neglectful parents and emotional neglect/abuse

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

his mom is your mom now

mrs simons would actually die for you bro, she will protect you like no other

can't come over? Tommy's texting you the whole time, too bad

he's one, scared for you, two, trying to make sure you're eating whether you're cooking or buying

lots and lots of hugs

he knows he can't really relate but he and his family will do their best to fill in the empty holes in your life

mrs simons takes you on trips and walks and even to the store with them. she's your gaurdian angel istg

Tommy is just always making sure you're happy and okay

you need to talk? open up then. he is ALWAYS here for you, no matter what

if you're having a rough day, you'll be watching meet the robinsons and big hero 6 💯💯💯💯

TUBBO

RANBOO

have no food? he'll add you some food to his order and he'll come over with it or send it to your place and come over

lots of him just reassuring you that things will get better and he'll help you through life bc your mom obviously doesn't want too

you guys often cook together because he only eats takeout and you need to cook for yourself

you guys send out "party invites" on your snap stories to come to your place when your moms gone

parties as in a bunch of friends come over for a sleepover

you know your mom well enough that she won't be back for a couple days

he takes you everywhere he goes + you and Becky try to teach him how to drive every once in a while

making the most out of pocket jokes about your situation on stream 💀

need a place to stay? they're open

they probably send you cooking recipes because seeing you make the same 5 things literally kills them inside

he's always checking up on you to make sure you're okay, and doesn't mind being the therapist friend

his parents are your parents now, they're so fucking sweet, esp his mom

she literally sends you gifts and cookbooks and self help books 💔

you have a whole shelf and it's 90% cookbooks and recipe books, from full meals to snacks, deserts, etc

your mom not ask you how your day was? don't worry cause they're asking

literally any life skill you'd need, they taught you and you couldn't thank them enough 🫶

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt x reader #mcyt preferences #mcyt oneshot #tommyinnit x reader #ranboo x reader #tubbo x reader #bench trio x reader #bench trio #gender neutral reader #gn reader #they/them reader

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faye-writes-stuff · 1 year

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purely bench trio now bestie

ranboo: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? y/n: Strong. tommy: Weak. tubbo: An idiot, is what your are

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ranboo: What's worse than a heartbreak? tommy: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. tubbo: Waking up in the morning. y/n: Waking up.

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ranboo: We need a way to lure in new customers? y/n: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events! tommy: tubbo bath water. tubbo: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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y/n: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions. tommy: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions. tubbo: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist? ranboo: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

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tubbo: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?! tommy: Merry crisis. ranboo: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way. y/n: Hoe hoe hoe. tubbo: Guys, please.

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tubbo: What if people had food names and food had people names? tommy: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having tubbo for dinner. ranboo: What is wrong with you people? y/n: Shut up, chocolate

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tubbo: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. tommy: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. y/n: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. ranboo: You guys are fucking terrifying.

#platonic bench trio x reader #platonic tubbo x reader #platonic tommy x reader #platonic ranboo x reader #ranboo x reader #tubbo x reader #tommyinnit x reader #bench trio x reader #faye's incorrect quotes

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if-you-feel-lonely · 1 year

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LONELY'S ADVENT CALENDAR - DAY FOUR

Prompt: Reindeer!!!

CC!Bench trio x reader

TW: Swearing

Event masterlist (discontinued)

Tommy's christmas-themed vlog had gotten off to quite the rocky start. It began as usual, with a loud, overzealous intro from the man himself. From there, the train seemed to fall off of the tracks.

"You can go in and see them, if you'd like," one of the volunteers told them, much to the delight of the four young adults.

Y/n's jaw dropped. After sharing a look with Tubbo, the duo made it over the fence with one swift jump. Tommy made various shocked faces, whilst Ranboo watched them in amusement. The gate to the pen had been opened by the aforementioned volunteer, but they'd opted for the more difficult route, for whatever reason.

"You two are such fuckin' gremlins!" Tommy exclaimed as he pointed the camera (his phone, since he wasn't willing to risk breaking a good camera at a reindeer farm, but his phone was for some reason expendable). He and Ranboo entered through the gate.

Y/n shot him an offended look. "Coming from you? Hypocrite, honestly."

"I am a sweet, innocent child, thank you very much."

"Tom, you're literally an adult. You're eighteen." Tubbo responded in a dry tone, though a smile has evident from his voice, even if the camera wasn't pointed at him.

"Real!" Y/n shouted in response. "Now shut up and let me live out my childhood dreams. Getting dirt on the off-whites is worth it to see the little fellas."

The aforementioned 'little fellas' were not little fellas. They were big fellas. Around the same size as Tubbo.

"God, you really are just flexing, aren't you?" Tommy rolled his eyes as he referred to their shoes.

"You got Twitch famous and you're just not the same as you were." Ranboo complained dramatically, feigning a sad tremor in his voice.

"It's not really a flex if I didn't pay for them." Y/n shrugged. "I'm not paying half a grand for shoes I wear in a Tom Simons vlog."

Tommy turned the camera to face Ranboo as the taller one spoke. "Remember! It's okay to steal as long as Tommy makes money from it!"

"That's just... Not what I said. Tom bought them for me in a second channel video."

"But it's christmas - that means crime is okay!" Tubbo encouraged.

"Now I can't be cancelled if I decide to rob a bank, as long as it's december!" Tommy shrugged, as though the festive season was an excuse for literal crimes.

"Yes you can!"

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marshmellowjay · 2 years

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Korean reader x Mcyt. Part 2.

Ft- Jack manifold , platonic bench trio, and Wilbur soot

Oneshot on wilburs part

Hope you enjoy :>

Jack manifold

Jack had an idea for the stream today but it went to shit when the server didn't load up. So now he's just sitting with CHAT trying to figure out what to do.

Luckily your lovely self walked in asking him to try out your sushi you just made.

BOOM IDEA

So when the setup was all done in the kitchen he sat down and explained to chat that this was gonna be a food reviewing stream.

For half of the stream you made all kinds of sushi for him to try with chat. Chat loved it and Jack was happy with the food.

Eventually you ran out of ideas so you just gave him a sushi plate (like the picture above) and let him talk to chat for the rest of the time.

10/10 please make him more sushi

Bench trio

Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo were all just chilling with chat when you walked in with a plate full of different flavors of mochi.

Chat already knew the drill since you've walked in with all kinds of food in passed streams. But chat was excited nontheless.

You gave them all the mochi and left out the room without a word.

They were a bit surprised but happy anyway.

Ranboo explained that it was a kind of desert that has different flavors depending on the color of the mochi

Luckily each flavor has 3 of its own so each of them could try each flavor.

They tried each mochi together and talked about it with chat.

Tommy's favorite was the mint one

Tubbos was the strawberry

And Ranboos was the ice cream mochi

10/10 they loved it

Wilbur soot.

Now usually you'd never bring food to wilburs office but hey Wilbur was hungry and asked for some takeout.

Now you didn't want to give him JUST takeout. He needs to be more healthy then that.

So like the great partner you are you dished up some good ass food and made it look all fancy for your dearest boyfriend.

At the time you didn't know he was streaming but just in case you wore a mask to not be shown on camera

Finally you arrived at wilburs office. So you knocked on the office door and saw Wilbur look at you from his desk.

Instantly he smiled and waved at you to come in.

"Chat, chat it's my s/o!" Wilbur explained to chat overly exited.

So you walked in and let down the Tupperware of food and put the freezer on the floor next to Wilbur. Luckily you had a portable freezer in your car so you kept the ice cream there.

"No more takeout for you Mr. Soot. I made you some actual food this time." You scolded Wilbur with your arms crossed.

Wilbur pouted at the scolding but agreed because he loves your cooking. Before you left you said hi to chat and patted wilburs head.

After you were gone Wilbur went back to talking with chat and eating. By now he was used to the spicy food even though it still burned.

"It tastes good chat. But it's spicy" Wilbur explained half way through finishing his food.

Haha L

I'm hungry now

"Your bullying me chat. I don't appreciate it" Wilbur playfully glared at chat.

After Wilbur finished his food he glanced down and noticed the freezer. 'Since when did I have a freezer?' Wilbur thought.

So he opened it and saw the ice-cream in another container.

He instantly grabbed it and showed it to chat

"Look chat! S/o brought be icecream!"

He loved everything. And he really appreciated you cooking for him...again

But he had fun with chat and he loved the food.

100/10 he loves you sooo much

#jack manifold x reader #bench trio x reader #wilbur soot x reader #wilbut soot #jack manifold #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #jessiesworks #mcyt reaction #Korean reader

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s4turns-r1ngs · 2 years

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Hihi! hru doing????

requests are open so im requesting >:3

could you do anyone with a gn!teen reader? platonic obvi

maybe their ears are super sensitive atm and theyre somewhere loud and it just makes them want to cry? [how would they comfort/help the reader?]

totally not me right now no never-

omg hihi! im tired. and coping. yk how it is. listening to jack stauber as one does. same old same old.

also me 🤝 you <- not liking loud noises sometimes

age isn’t really mentioned tbh. couldn’t really find a way to bring it up sorry :[

pronouns: aren’t mentioned

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— » » c!tommyinnit

+ tbh, he might be a little bit of the problem

+ but as soon as he notices you upset and flinching at an loud noises he immediately quiets down

+ takes you to a quiet area with little to no sound

+ maybe to his bench if its quiet enough there

+ gets you a blanket and plays one of his music discs

+ maybe braids your hair if its long enough/you want him to

— » » c!tubbo

+ personal headcanon of mine that c!tubbo is hard of hearing

+ so he generally speaks louder and people speak louder around him

+ once he notices that youre upset, he quiets down and asks if youre okay

+ takes you to a quiet area in snowchester

+ but not before giving you the biggest fucking coat or jacket he can find

+ and earmuffs. (he doesnt know if they help with the sound or not, but he gives them to you anyway)

+ talks as quiet as he can about michael and ranboo

+ if he gets too loud he will immediately apologize and quiet down again

+ honestly just tries to do his best to provide some kind of small distraction. he (like tommy) likes to talk a lot, so honestly, silence is out of the question.

+ he tries his best, though!

— » » c!ranboo (not ghostboo)

+ when he notices youre upset, he quietly taps you on the shoulder and gestures to an area away from the noise

+ he’s definitely a quiet one, so he probably just takes you somewhere with a little bit of background noise (he doesnt like completely silence)

+ maybe a nice little stream or something!

+ if youll let him, he’ll probably doodle on your arm or hand. small little flowers and stars <3

+ puts his jacket/cape (depends on how you see his character design) over your shoulder like some sort of small blanket :)

#saturn.writes #dream smp x reader #dsmp x reader #platonic tommy x reader #tommyinnit x reader #platonic tubbo x reader #tubbo x reader #platonic ranboo x reader #ranboo x reader #platonic bench trio x reader #bench trio x reader #platonic dsmp x reader

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grey-rambles · 2 years

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Hi! I need some comfort rn so can I ask how the bench trio would introduce their best friend to their stream?

Maybe the three of them are streaming and you knock on the door like “I know y’all are streaming but I don’t give a shit” and just like go sit down with them and start vibing

(I give you full creative liberty to how they met y/n)

I’m sorry, this isn’t going to be my best work. I’m still pretty upset, but this prompt was so cute that I really wanted to write at least something for it, both to take my own mind off of things, and also to hopefully offer a little comfort to you, dear readers.

THIS IS ALL STRICTLY PLATONIC!!!!!!!! I am a grown woman, it would be weird for me to write romance about people who are barely adults. Also, fairly close to my brother’s age, so. Big Sister Instinct is definitely present here, sorry to those readers who may be closer to their actual age....

Small mention of blood his the only warning here! Neutral pronouns for Y/N.

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Okay, look. You hadn’t meant to eavesdrop on them, but they were talking so loud, and right next to you in the freezer section, what else were you supposed to do? It isn’t like you could just turn off your hearing!

The interrupting their conversation part was on you, though.

“Okay, no,” you butt in, silencing the trio of boys who had been bickering next to you, “I’m so sorry to interrupt, but if you put frozen chunks of onion into a pot of oil, the ice will turn to water and cause massive splashes of hot oil. Please do not do this.”

“Well, how else are we supposed to make onion rings then?” says the blonde one.

“I told you! You have to use fresh onions!” the shortest one exclaims. The masked one nods his head in agreement, while the blonde scowls.

“And batter,” you add, “Batter is important.”

They all three look at you as though they have no idea what you’re talking about, and it’s with a sinking feeling in your chest that you discover that none of these boys has ever prepared a full, from scratch meal in their lives.

So that’s how you wound up, several times over the course of the next few months, in the kitchen of your apartment, teaching the trio to cook. Over the course of that time, you had gotten to know Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo, as they had introduced themselves on that first fateful afternoon, really quite well, both in and out of the kitchen. You had learned about their respective careers, and listened intently whenever they described some of the (frankly insane sounding) experiences they had had.

Uncomfortable with being on camera, you had tagged along as a camera person on a couple of Tommy’s vlogs, and made appearances on stream in voice chats a few times here and there. You were there, cheering them on from the sidelines every month for MCC, and sometimes filled in as a member of a lobby for games, even if you didn’t ever stream. You would offer what advice you could to Tubbo when he came to you with concerns over TubNet; you were one of the first people Ranboo came out to; you frequently listened to Tommy go on for hours about his YouTube analytics, all with a smile on your face.

You hung out a lot outside of the public eye as well, Aside from the “cooking lessons” once a week at your place, where the four of you would make dinner together, there were frequent trips down to the Brighton Pier and other attractions in the area. Sometimes it was just the four of you, sometimes some of their other friends would tag along. You got along particularly well with Wilbur, who you had bonded over being adopted by Tommy as a pseudo-older-sibling, and Aimsey, whose bubbly personality and sense of humour meshed well with your own.

It was about six months into your friendship with the boys that Tommy approached you, much more hesitant and quiet than usual, flanked on either side by Tubbo and Ranboo. You set down your phone on the kitchen island, turning your full attention to the tree of them, trying to ignore the nervous flutter in your stomach.

“What’s up, Tom?” you ask, trying to keep a tremor out of your voice, and mostly succeeding.

He shifts slightly, looking to either side of him for confirmation from his friends, before finally beginning to speak. “Um. So, you know, we had this idea, and we wanted to be sure you would be okay with it before we moved any further ahead with it. And it’s okay if you aren’t, but we just figured it would be better to ask now than after we hype ourselves up too much for it.”

You wait a moment for someone to continue, before prompting, “What sort of idea is it?”

“We want to do a cooking stream!” Tubbo begins excitedly, “And make everything from scratch, like how you’ve been teaching us!”

“We’d probably need to use your kitchen too, since you have like. Way more equipment than any of us do,” Ranboo adds on.

“And you wouldn’t have to be on camera or anything,” Tommy is quick to reassure you, “You could just, I dunno. Provide, like, moral support behind the scenes, right? Sit behind the camera and yell at us.” His voice rises into a joking imitation of your own “Mimimi, Tommy don’t gesture with that knife, you’re gonna take somebody’s eye out, no Tubbo, don’t add whole garlic cloves into the butter, they have to be chopped up first. Y’know, stuff like that.”

At your continued silence, he hurries to continue speaking. “And it’d be so cool Y/N! We’d get to show off all the cool stuff you’ve been teaching us, and... it’d just be super pog, you know?”

Tommy then proceeds to bring out the big guns in an attempt to get you to agree, and turns his big blue eyes towards you with the most earnest, hopeful, expression on his face.

“Please?” he says quietly, and you instantly cave in, your nod of assent being met with broad smiles and excited whoops from your boys.

It does end up taking some time to get ready for the stream, about a month in total. Once you all decide on a day when everyone will be free, you start planning out a menu for the trio to prepare. Deciding to do three courses plus a dessert, you begin narrowing down your options until a menu is finally decided. Then, when the day finally arrives, you head down to the store with Ranboo to grab all the ingredients, while Tommy and Tubbo set up the cameras and computer back in the kitchen.

The stream starts off fairly well, with you sat just behind the camera, able to see everything that’s happening and close enough to be picked up on mic if you speak, but still out of sight. Tommy introduces the stream to chat with his trademark enthusiasm, and then the three of them get to work.

The menu you all had decided on was an appetizer, a main course and a side, plus a dessert. For the appetizer, they had chosen to do onion rings once again, to commemorate the day you had met, then the main was going to be homemade chicken tenders and fries, with a simple salad and vinaigrette on the side. Dessert would be your mother’s brownie recipe, something fairly simply, but with delicious results.

Onion rings went okay, seeing as they were something you and the boys had made several times before, and Ranboo was very careful handling the chef’s knife while cutting the chicken breasts and potatoes into bite-sized pieces, Tommy and Tubbo busy arguing over how much paprika to add to the breading mix.

“Eugh,” Tubbo said while wrinkling his nose, “My hands are all gunky.”

You couldn’t help but giggle at his disgusted expression. “I told you to use one hand to touch the wet ingredients and the other for the dry, but you didn’t listen to me...”

He shoots you a playful glare from where he’s standing, then looks contemplatively at his fingers. “Do you reckon this will taste any good if I lick it off?”

You shoot up straight in your chair, alarmed. “Do not do that. You’ll give yourself food poisoning.”

He looks surprised and a little confused. “Surely not?”

“Think about it for a second, Tubbo. The liquid mixture is a combination of raw eggs and milk, and you’ve been touching raw meat. And that’s not even mentioning the uncooked flour! Do not stick your fingers in your mouth, please. It won’t even taste good, trust me on that one.”

He lets out a dramatic sigh and an impressive eye roll, and moves over to the sink to wash his hands.

With the chicken in the oven, and the fries in the air fryer, you all move onto the side salad. Tommy pretty much demands that he be allowed to take over on chopping duty, so Ranboo obligingly moves over to begin measuring out the ingredients for the dressing, Tubbo peering around his body in interest.

“Tom, be careful with your fingers please,” you say, “I don’t want you to cut yourself.”

He looks up at you with what you assume is supposed to be some sort of reassuring look and says, full of that Tommyinnit bravado, “I’m a big man, Y/N, and big men do not cut themselves. In fact, if the knife were to try and pierce my skin, I would simply tell it no thank you, and be just fine, because I’m just so awesome that the blade would just be so intimidated by me.”

Having said this, he immediately slices open his finger.

Wide blue eyes meet yours. “Well, that’s... not very pogchamp of me, huh.”

Almost without registering that you’ve moved, you’re grabbing the first aid kit off the counter (kept so nearby for occasions like this), and move to his side, beginning to wrap the injury in a pieces of gauze.

“Um. Y/N,” Tommy hisses at you, eyes wide.

You cock your head at him, confused. He gestures to the left with his head, and you turn to look, only to be faced with a blinking red light coming from the camera.

Oh no.

Chat is positively flying by on the screen that’s turned to face you, so fast that you can’t read it.

You make eye contact with Ranboo behind Tommy, and he must sense your anxiety because he quickly turns from that he was doing to clap his hands together loudly. “Whelp. Let’s move on now chat, come on. Stop spamming or you’ll be muted.”

“You okay to continue on, Y/N? We can end if you want,” Tommy speaks lowly near your ear, too quiet for the mic to pick up on.

You steel yourself, take in a deep breath, and nod. “Yeah, I’m okay to go on.”

Tommy’s smile is brilliant when you meet his eyes.

“I think you should probably take over chopping, Y/N/N,” Tubbo interjects, “it’ll probably result in less injuries in the end.

Ranboo’s head flies up. “Hey! I did a great job cutting the chicken!”

“Sure thing, boss man,” Tubbo replies, already re-engrossed in shredding the kale leaves for the salad. Ranboo huffs, but leaves it at that.

Tommy pouts by your side. “What am I supposed to do then?” he whines.

“You can be my moral support,” you offer, and he perks up visibly.

Salad prep finishes without a hitch, and you begin guiding the boys through making the brownie batter. They’ve drawn you so completely into their banter that you almost forget that there’s even a camera there! Anytime they notices you looking over towards the camera or the laptop too much, or going quiet as you begin getting lost in your own head, one of them will draw you back into the present, with a nudge of your shoulder, or a comment spoken directly to you.

While the brownies are in the over, the four of you serve up and eat the main part of the meal, bantering all the while. All three of the boys praise your recipes highly, Tommy eats seven chicken tenders while Tubbo eggs him on, and Ranboo tries to convince you to let him top the brownies with some gummy worms.

“No, Ranboo,” you say from where you’re whisking some heavy cream in a large bowl, “we will not be desecrating my mother’s brownies by putting gummy worms on them. I am putting my foot down here.”

From his place in your old seat off camera, Ranboo pouts at you. You roll your eyes with a smile. “We have whipped cream, caramel sauce, chocolate drizzle and rainbow sprinkles. What could you possibly need gummy worms for?”

“To make an abomination, duh.” You laugh, startled by his instantaneous rebuttal.

“Anyways,” you move on without acknowledging Ranboo’s reply, “brownies should be cooled enough to eat now, and the whipped cream is done, so let’s dig in!”

Nobody needs to be asked twice. The trio of teenagers descends upon the tray of brownies like a pack of wolves, and soon enough you’re finishing up with dessert and starting to wind down the stream. Joining the boys for their good-bye, you smile wide and wave at the camera until the recording light has gone dark before collapsing back into a chair, exhausted.

“You did great, Y/N!” Tommy enthuses, sitting down next to you, “That was pretty much the best stream ever!”

You smile tiredly back at him, reaching out to ruffle his hair.

“You’re okay though, right, Y/N?” Ranboo adds quietly. “I know that showing your face on camera can be scary, and you hadn't planned on it for tonight, so...”

Your heart melts at his concern. “I’m okay,” you reassure him with a grin, “It wasn’t what I had panned for this, but you guys were great at keeping me out of my own head. I had fun.”

“That’s good,” he smiles back at you.

Tubbo pokes his head back into the kitchen. “Hey, I’ve got an episode of <insert your fave TV show here> queued up, if we’d all like to watch it and wind down.”

Grin widening, you heave yourself up and head into the living room. Tubbo has made a little nest out of blankets on the floor, and you all sprawl out across it as the show begins to play.

Feeling your eyelids begin to droop, you murmur out a quiet “Love you guys”.

Hearing a chorus of “love yous” in return, you allow your eyes to finally slip shut, a smile on your face.

Hope you liked it! Sorry it took so long to post, I wanted to queue it for the week I was away camping lol....

Look out for more from me soon!

Masterlist | Requests

#grey's prompts #grey's rambles #mcyt imagine #bench trio x reader #tommyinnit x reader #tubbo x reader #ranboo x reader #mcyt x you

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play-wear · 7 days

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#pc gaming #hange zoe #landscapes #meadowcore #warcraft #bench trio #brandon flowers #depressing quotes #Catra #fe3h #minecraft youtube #deku x reader #i miss you #coquette community #dolette

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faye-writes-stuff · 1 year

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welp here we go again

INCORRECT QUOTES TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Y/n: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Dream: Wednesay Y/n: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Y/n: Dream, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Dream: Well of course I have. Dream: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Dream: It's boring.

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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Ranboo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Y/n: Ranboo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Ranboo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Y/n: Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Ranboo

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Y/n: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sapnap: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Y/n: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Sapnap: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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George: Welcome, fellow idiots Y/n: Hello, George George: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Y/n: You underestimate me

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George: *Gets down on one knee* Y/n: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. George: *Falls over* Y/n: The poison is kicking in.

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Tommy: Change is inedible. Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable? Tommy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Tommy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Tubbo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Y/n: Oh, I’m always running Y/n: The question is from what

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Tubbo: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Y/n: It’s not a joke. Y/n: *sniffles* Y/n: I’m a legit snack.

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Foolish: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Y/n: What did you do op? Foolish: A MISTAKE

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Y/n: Foolish... Foolish: Oh no, 'Foolish' in b-flat. Foolish: You're disappointed.

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Technoblade: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Technoblade, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n: Oh! B positive. Technoblade: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n:

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Technoblade, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Technoblade, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding. Technoblade: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Technoblade: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Technoblade: Absolutely not.

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i accidentally hit post on this too early so if you saw this b4 it was finished- no you didn't

ANYWAYS enjoy, because the last one got over 300 likes so

ic master list :)

#techno x reader #technoblade x reader #platonic technoblade x reader #ranboo x reader #platonic ranboo x reader #tommyinnit x y/n #tommyinnit x reader #platonic tommy x reader #platonic!sapnap x reader #platonic tubbo x reader #platonic bench trio x reader #dreamwastaken x reader #dream x reader #dsmp incorrect quotes #sapnap x reader #georgenotfound x reader #georgenotfound x y/n #Faye writes #Faye's incorrect quotes

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Masterlist.

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED FOR NOW (which means that you can send in requests, I just won't be writing for a little)

(updated 4/1/2024)

Many of the fics in this masterlist are linked multiple times. So sorry if that's annoying! I will also no longer be writing for w1lbur s00t. You know why. But my old ones will stay up and be changed to the ' new techno twin' idea I have in the links. It will take a little while though.

My rules

Headcannons

Oneshots

Random fanfic ideas that you can use (please credit me):

Hate-love platonic clingyduo

Demon twins clingyduo and King Technoblade

New techno twin

Candyland (not DSMP although I can make a DSMP one if someone requests it)

Technoblade

Yandere!Mcyt (Wilbur, C!Techno, Dream) react to their yandere s/o writing them a song (hate me by Nico collins)

Mcyt react to you going all out for valentines day

Mcyt react to FnF! S/o

Mcyt as your roommate/housemate

Sbi react to sick male reader (crack)

Mcyt react to you having midas powers

Mcyt react to you being a Neon-Beatboxer

Mcyt react to Ancient!Vampire!Reader

pt 1 Snow globe reader

C!Philza

Mcyt react to FnF! S/o

Sbi react to sick male reader (crack)

Mcyt react to you having midas powers

Mcyt react to you being a Neon-Beatboxer

Mcyt react to Ancient!Vampire!Reader

Tommyinnit/C!Tommyinnit

Mcyt react to you playing black ops 11

Mcyt react to you going all out for valentines day

Mcyt react to their Korean s/o's/Friend's spicy food. Pt 2

Mcyt react to you playing black ops 11

Mcyt react to FnF! S/o

Mcyt as your roommate/housemate

Sbi react to sick male reader (crack)

Mcyt react to you having midas powers

Mcyt react to you being a Neon-Beatboxer

Mcyt react to Ancient!Vampire!Reader

Mcyt react to korean!reader being able to use chopsticks

Jack Manifold

Mcyt react to you going all out for valentines day

Mcyt react to their Korean s/o's/Friend's spicy food. Pt 2

Mcyt as your roommate/housemate

Niki

Mcyt react to you going all out for valentines day

Mcyt react to FnF! S/o

Mcyt react to Ancient!Vampire!Reader

Foolish

Mcyt react to you having midas powers

Mcyt react to korean!reader being able to use chopsticks

Ranboo

Mcyt as your roommate/housemate

Mcyt react to you playing black ops 11

Mcyt react to their Korean s/o's/Friend's spicy food. Pt 2

Mcyt react to you being a Neon-Beatboxer

Mcyt react to Ancient!Vampire!Reader

Tubbo

Mcyt react to you being a Neon-Beatboxer

Mcyt react to their Korean s/o's/Friend's spicy food. Pt 2

Mcyt react to Ancient!Vampire!Reader

Dream Team

Mcyt react to their Korean s/o's/Friend's spicy food. Pt 2

Yandere!Mcyt (Wilbur, C!Techno, Dream) react to their yandere s/o writing them a song (hate me by Nico collins)

Mcyt react to you being a Neon-Beatboxer

Mcyt react to korean!reader being able to use chopsticks

#jessiesworks #mcyt reaction #tommyinnit #technoblade #technoblade x reader #tommyinnit x reader #dream #dream x reader #sapnap x reader #georgenotfound x reader #bench trio x reader #dream team x reader

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