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Wednesday, October 4th.
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar.
"Good evening, Mr. Sugar," said, well, said this post. Whose job it was to never forget a face. Not least your most lovely visage.
You must forgive us. We find ourselves in something of a straight-faced frenzy for all things whimsical, symmetrical, deadpan, and meticulously crafted—like, by way of example, Wes Anderson's take on the lesser-known Roald Dahl short story: The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar. It features a pleasing color palette, an ensemble cast, a parable of spiritual growth, this idiosyncratic director's visual inventiveness, distinctive style (such style), and Benedict Cumberbatch with a delightful mustache. At this point, we would say something like what's not to like? or need we say more? But why would we say this. There is nothing not to like here. There is nothing else that needs to be said. It's Benedict Cumberbatch—with a mustache.
We relent. If you really remain unconvinced, we will make the case by sewing together all of the above (the palette, the style ((such style)), Cumberbatch, etc.) and present what we consider one of the finest shots ever put to film. Exhibit A.
If that doesn't persuade you, perhaps we can sweeten the deal with this: The Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator.
#today on tumblr#wes anderson#henry sugar#the wonderful story of henry sugar#benedict cumberbatch#wes anderson movies#ben kingsley#wes anderson films#ralph fiennes#wes anderson fanart#wes anderson style#roald dahl#the grand budapest hotel#wes#wesblr#film#filmblr#film aesthetic#dev patel#richard ayoade#poison#the swan#the rat catcher
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You know the meme where people would f' up any name where the first name started with a B and the last name started with a C as a way to rag on Benedict Cumberbatch?
This is currently my life with whatever the movie Tumblr is currently obsessed about that starts with a G and "gancho."
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Thanks for the brain rot, Lopen
Okay but guess what I was literally just about to post
[ID: A picture of Lopen from his design reveal for the Stormlight minis Kickstarter. He has short dark brown hair, a thin mustache and beard, and dark tan skin. He is grinning. He is wearing ragged bridgeman's clothing (shirt, vest, and pants cut off at the knee and tied with rope). He holds a spear in his right hand, and his other sleeve is empty and tied off at the shoulder. "Martin Scorsese presents" is written at the top of the image in red, and at the bottom it says "GANCHOROV"]
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I posted 3,154 times in 2022
That's 3,090 more posts than 2021!
141 posts created (4%)
3,013 posts reblogged (96%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@helloliriels
@loki-lock
@safedistancefrombeingsmart
@justanobsessedpan
@musingsofmyown
I tagged 2,195 of my posts in 2022
Only 30% of my posts had no tags
#johnlock - 611 posts
#bbc sherlock - 453 posts
#sherlock - 428 posts
#john watson - 366 posts
#sherlock holmes - 295 posts
#sherlock x john - 169 posts
#johnlock fanart - 151 posts
#martin freeman - 135 posts
#sherlock fanart - 135 posts
#benedict cumberbatch - 125 posts
Longest Tag: 121 characters
#am i funny? cringy? funny but in a cringe way? yeah probably funny cringy way... nah probably just cringy... in any case:
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
okay so we all want BBC SHERLOCK S5 right???
and imho it needs to involve:
- A JOHNLOCK KISS!!!! (one that ~actually~ happens irl and not just in the mind palace or the like...)
-HUDDERS NOT BEING DEAD (seriously she is the soul of johnlock and she deserves better than to die. let her go on vacation or something... saw that post a few days ago)
-AND HARRY WATSON PRETTY PLEASE!!! (in a happy way. where john and her rebuild their relationship. also... maaaayyybbee bcs i'm a tiny bit in love with her)
-MORE (happy!) JOHNLOCK
154 notes - Posted February 23, 2022
#4
how john watson found his heart again
[sequel to how john watson lost his heart ]
it's been two years since i've lost my heart.
two years of grief. two years of being lost. two years of darkness.
but it's okay, i've found her. she gave me a new heart.
it's not the same as my own but it does its job: it gave me life. it keeps me alive.
but suddenly you are back.
short version: not dead.
and you present me my long lost heart on a serving tray.
with your fake glasses, your fake mustache, your fake accent.
but my real heart.
right there in front of me.
abruptly i stand up. trying to hold back my anger.
alright. john. i'm suddenly realizing that i probably owe you some sort of an apology-
fist against the table.
two years.
keep it together, watson, i tell myself.
two years.
but how can i?
when the only reason to live is right there in front of me.
when the one reason i almost died myself was right there in front of me.
i thought-
not in the restaurant, watson.
i thought you were dead.
i died too that day. i have lost my heart that day. the day you died.
now you let me grieve...
i grieved for you, i grieved for my heart.
how could you do that?
HOW?!
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182 notes - Posted May 27, 2022
#3
"JOHNLOCKed in a Closet"
- now on Ao3!!!
[cover art by @topsyturvy-turtely DO NOT REPOST]
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M, F/F
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson; Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade; Harry Watson/Original Female Character; Sherlock Holmes & Mrs. Hudson & John Watson; Harry Watson & John Watson; Sherlock Holmes & Greg Lestrade
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson (Sherlock Holmes), Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Harry Watson, Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: Fluff, Mrs. Hudson Ships It, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Johnlock - Freeform, Locked In, Trapped In A Closet, John is a Mess, John The Bisaster, Sherlock Holmes Has Feelings, Harry the gay advisor, Confused John, Soft Sherlock, Sassy John, Shy Sherlock, References to Canon, Case Fic, okay mostly it's fluff but anygays..., STILL THERE IS A CASE
Summary: Mrs. Hudson is done. Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are just two silly little lovebirds who need to be locked together in a room until they can finally admit their feelings for each other! So this is EXACTLY what she does. And what room could be more fitting than a closet...?
Chapters: 15/15 (plus a dedication)
Originally published on Wattpad with the username "turtely". (21,6K views, 817 votes, 5K comments - status August 30th 2022)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40776522?view_full_work=true
204 notes - Posted August 4, 2022
#2
He really just needed a kiss...
John hated it. He utterly and truly hated it. He despised himself for it. It was going on his nerves. In fact it annoyed the fucking SHIT out of him.
That stupid, always present, torturing urge to be kissed.
It was plain out ridiculous. But he couldn't help it. He wanted- needed that kind of body contact. Where one was taller, the other smaller. Where one was the bold and made the decisive move. Where your heart stops and your breath catches and-
John put the tea pot down with too much force so the china chinked. He grabbed the newspaper off the table with an emphasis that really wasn't necessary and he walked over to his armchair with a frown on his face and heaviness in his steps.
He dropped into the chair and scowled at the news. He felt like a teenager, which dropped his mood even more.
"You're annoyed.", his flatmate Sherlock, eyes closed hands steepled under his chin, his legs half up half down, stated. And it made John even more grumpy. Because look at this arsehole! With his damn hair and annoying face and stupid athletic body he wouldn't struggle AT ALL finding someone to kiss him. Not that he would care for such mundane things.
"Yes.", there was no point in denying it, John decided but hid his face behind the newspaper again.
"Why?"
Behind the safety of the newspaper John rolled his eyes. "I just am."
Sherlock opened his eyes and leaned forward, "That's ridiculous every human emotion has its origin in a deeper-"
"Oh for fuck's sake. You of all people lecturing me about human emotions is really not a to-do-thing for today, okay?!"
Sherlock sat up and John - even behind the paper - felt his studying gaze on him and the irritation inside him flamed up even more. "Stop staring.", he grumbled
Sherlock tilted his head - eyes still fixed on his flatmate. He leaned forward, pushing the newspaper down and the sudden proximity made John uneasy.
"Ever heard of personal space?"
"Of course.", Sherlock said and invaded John's.
"Then why are you in mine?"
"Because you want it."
"I want- what?"
"You wanna be close to someone.", Sherlock said, both hands on either side of his armchair now.
"No", John awkwardly fixed his sitting position. "I think I am good. Go back to your seat, Sherlo-"
But then Sherlock's lips were on his and John froze. It was just a hint of a kiss. It was nothing really. He could back off and then they could just-
He put his hand on the back of Sherlock's neck and his hand barely touched his side. He hesitantly kissed him back and then Sherlock's lips pecked John's lightly. Sherlock opened his mouth and John sucked on the other man's lower lip. John (or more his libido) decided he'd go a bit further and used his teeth to tease. When Sherlock gasped, John pulled back quickly.
"Oh. Wow. I didn't- didn't expect to happen.", he said, Sherlock still hovering above him. His eyes were fluttering open and then stared into John's. There was something in his gaze that made John wanna hug him tight.
Sherlock straightened up and fixed his perfectly cuffed cuffs on his shirt. That heated look was completely gone. There was no evidence of what had just happened, except ,maybe, that John's trousers were a tad bit tighter than before.
Still uselessly fumbling with his cuffs (with elegant, slim fingers), Sherlock finally looked up. And with his look came a wall, being built brick by brick between them. "You needed stimulation. I gave you that. I hope you feel better now.", Sherlock said matter-of-factly, finally letting his cuffs alone, rolling his shoulders once. With four long strides he was at the hook with his belstaff, put it on with one swift movement and opened the door. "I'll be out. No need to wait up."
And John was being left behind. Completely stunned. He still felt lips on his own, still felt breath creeping over his jaw, still saw a heated look that John felt like had burnt him.
With a deep breath he heaved himself up, the newspaper forgotten on John's lap, flew to the floor. John needed tea. While the water boiled, John thought about what Sherlock had said. That he had offered him stimulation and that he hoped John felt better now. And he did, definitely, feel better but there was a tuck inside him that made him frown.
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256 notes - Posted August 22, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
sherlock: I KNOW!!!
john: you know what?
sherlock: i know what the H stands for!
john: *pinching the bridge of his nose* sherlock can you just dro-
sherlock: john hedgehog watson
john: ...
sherlock: ... :)
398 notes - Posted October 18, 2022
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#tumblr2022#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#turtely#sorry for the long post i am a fuckin writer xD#none of this surprises me#all my reblogs haha <3#and the tags#yes i am absolutely obsessed with this stupid show^^#and my longest tag is literally a summary of me 😅
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I'm not fucking with you would you fuck mario, like if you try to abstract away the specific cartoony design and think of a real life guy who captures the essential traits of mario aesthetically, right, would you fuck that guy? luigi?
more:
professor oak
team rocket jessie and james
bowser (really a turtle creature not a regular guy)
the mythbusters
john stewart
tucker carlson (you can imagine his politics are the same or different)
benedict cumberbatch
darth vader he doesn't take off his mask he just whips out his dick
?
mario: hmm it depends a lot on the details of how the stylization was translated? but like, theres definitely *a* humanization. that i would fuck. although im not generally into mustaches. so i dont think *most* marios
luigi: ditto mario
professor oak: oh totally. professor oak is hot. old nerd. based.
team rocket jessie and james: jessie probably not, james, again it depends on the way its translated? hes generic in appearance
bowser (really a turtle creature not a regular guy): no. he is a turtle creature
the mythbusters: neither of the main two work for me. bad facial hair
john stewart: john stewart is kind of hot (esp young pics of him) but he also seems really annoying. maybe hes charming irl
tucker carlson (you can imagine his politics are the same or different): probably but not enthusiastically. meh
benedict cumberbatch: hes handsome i guess but in a spooky way. not very appealing
darth vader he doesn't take off his mask he just whips out his dick: no. i like faces! faces are like the most important part
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the two main things the mcu movies got wrong about doctor strange are
1. giving him a goatee instead of just a mustache
and
2. casting benedict cumberbatch to play him
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Hi, here’s a portrait of Ben in The Power of the Dog .
I haven’t seen the movie yet, but read a lot about it. Looks like really powerful.
Bye everyone, *smooch*
#benedict cumberbatch#the power of the dog#bluezest art#bluezest#benedict cumberbatch mustache#benedict cumberbatch artwork#colorful art#colorful
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Benedict Cumberbatch - War Horse - Steven Spielberg production - 2011
Benedict Cumberbatch - 1917 - Steven Spielberg production - 2019
#benedict cumberbatch#british WWI officer#with red mustache#steven spielberg productions#i detect a pattern forming here
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I just started with putting the mustache on Tom Holland...and then I went into a very deep hole...
so,
here is almost all of the main actors in infinity war with Chris Evans’s mustache.
#chris evans#chris evans mustache#infinity war#avengers#robert downey jr#chris pratt#benedict cumberbatch#scarlett johansson#chris hemsworth#tom holland#josh brolin#elizabeth olsen#sebastian stan#tom hiddleston#mark ruffalo#chadwick boseman#zoe saldana#paul bettany#anthony mackie#dave bautista#karen gillan#pom klementieff#don cheadle#danai gurira#letitia wright#vin diesal#bradley cooper#winston duke#colbie smulders#samuel l jackson
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Benedict Cumberbatch
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Heart eyes for his eyes (from The Today Show this morning)
#benedict cumberbatch#im so used to the mustache now i almost dont know what hed look like without it anymore#not that i wont love when its gone tho
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I am that dog, that dog is me.
#benedict cumberbatch#the grinch#grinch#2018 grinch#Benedict and a doggy#i am that doggy#the today show#mustache benedict#i love that mustache#i mustache ben a question
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Doctor Strange (2016)
#2010s#actor benedict cumberbatch#dir scott derrickson#dp ben davis#cat action#cat comic book#cat adventure#cat fantasy#cat sci fi#american#brown#blue eyes#mustache#hands#pareidolia#doctor strange
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so, the moustache ( in french).
I didn’t like it at all at first, but now I think ‘ yeah, why not, for a while.’
It’s different, and I love every kind of different.
The strongest objection I have is that it hides the cupid bow. This is a bit not good.
Bye, bisous!
Mireille.
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