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hansoeii · 9 months

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we go just right.

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everysongineverykey · 8 months

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good omens the book, 1990: see, queen is so ubiquitous in london these days that if you leave a tape in a car for too long, it'll inevitably morph into a best of queen tape. which is why their megahits are playing in crowley's bentley all the time! isn't that a funny and topical joke?

good omens the show, 2019-2023: yeah crowley's car has a hands-free call system and also only plays cassette tapes. yeah it's whatever don't think about it. what's an incredibly earnest and passionate queen love song we can play during this scene where crowley tries urgently to reach aziraphale

#good omens #this is so funny to me. they have it's a hard life in s1e1 when he's trying to call aziraphale about armageddon #you're my best friend in s1e5 when he's racing to the bookshop to see him #good old-fashioned loverboy in s2e1 when he's racing to the bookshop to help aziraphale stay safe while hiding gabriel.#in the 90s it would've been a joke about how everywhere queen was. today it's just like. this gay loser's car knows about his crush #and deliberately plays cheesy classic love songs when he's going to see him to bug him about it #and he's just accepted it into his life. i love it #AND somebody to love after he's presumed aziraphale's dead! i know that was diegetic but the bentley WOULD. you know it would

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boylikeanangel · 9 months

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honestly something I think we need to discuss is how this season opens up so many questions about the Bentley. like IS she somewhat sentient?? can she understand what aziraphale or crowley are saying to her??? or are they just projecting their powers onto her and it makes her LOOK sentient because they talk to her like a person. is the bentley the one that's purposely twisting every song crowley plays on her into queen. was it her that started blasting good old fashioned lover boy in episode 1 to set the mood for crowley's rescue mission. does the bentley just really like queen. is she like the tardis in that she has somewhat of a will of her own and will only do what she's supposed to if asked nicely. is it like the houseplants. all we know is that aziraphale and crowley treat her like their child and despite everything crowley is NOT her favourite parent. im fucking fascinated. bentley is a beautiful name for a baby girl

#more bentley lore please gaiman. for once in my life im sad i have you blocked so you cant respond to this #good omens #good omens spoilers

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the-apology-dance · 5 months

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I FOUND MY NEW HEADCANON FOR S3 OF GOOD OMENS

“He did say he liked yellow.”

I need The Bentley to turn into “OUR CAR”. I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN. JUST IMAGINE THE BENTLEY DOING THIS OUT OF SHEER SPITE. THE BEIGE INTERIOR AND BEIGE WHEELS. THE YELLOW DOORS. THE GOLDEN YELLOW HOOD ORNAMENT. I NEED THIS SO BADLY.

-Constantly drives him back to Whickber Street and Azi’s bookshop

-Objects Azi owns unexplainably start turning up randomly in the car (even better if they are from other time periods)

-Bentley stops taking orders from Crowley

-only plays songs about love that are scarily accurate to Azi and Crowley’s dynamic

THIS CAR WILL NOT LET HIM FORGET AZIRAPHALE. IT IS GOING TO ACT LIKE A STUBBORN CHILD. I NEED THIS BENTLEY TO ACT LIKE A TODDLER.

“Demon Dad is mad at Angel Dad, but Demon Dad loves him still. Guess he needs to be reminded of him then.”

I NEED A FANFIC THAT BRINGS IN THE ELEMENT OF THE BENTLEY HEARING THEIR EVERY CONVO IN THAT CAR WHILE DRIVING, and it is going to use it on Crowley.

Almost like it is trying to shake him and telling him not to forget. BECAUSE IT FEELS THEIR LOVE STILL.

I NEED FANFICTION. OH MY GOD. 😫😭

(If someone writes a fic about my headcanon, PLEASE TAG ME. I’D LOVE TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE COME UP WITH! WHETHER IT IS FANART, A FANFIC, OR WHATEVER ELSE YOUR HEART DESIRES, I WILL PERSONALLY LOVE EACH OF THEM.🫶🏼😊)

#good omens #good omens 2 #go3 #good omens season 3 headcanon #the bentley #crowleys bentley #ineffable husbands #our car #but its pretty #crowley #aziraphale #good omens spoilers #neil gaiman #david tennant #micheal sheen #i need that in my life #yes please #i need fanfic #child of divorce

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thoughtkick · 11 months

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Wait for the one but do not wait for someone to be the one

Alexander Bentley

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heyimcelery · 8 months

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Jim on the left holds a sign saying "we are"

Muriel in the middle holds a sign saying "children of"

The Bentley on the far right has a sign leaning on it with the words "divorce"

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 1 month

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Hello my pretties *witch cackle* *voice cracks mid-cackle* *we pretend it didn't happen* it's your mascot, prince of the gays. I'm just going to take a break from tumblr and discord for a day and try to deal with my legs and my messy lil maggot brain.

My definition of "rest your legs because they're fucking bruised and you have a haematoma" was "cram them into heeled boots and go to a music production workshop and then walk around a mall for a subway" yesterday. As you can imagine that has not worked out well for me. BUT fuck it we ball it just aches a lil.

ALSO LOOK AT THIS THE BRAINROT IS INESCAPABLE. THERE WERE A YELLOW POT WITH PLANTS. CROWLEY. A BOOK WITH AN ILLUSTRATION. CROWLEY. AND OFC I FOUND NORSE MYTHOLOGY CHILLING IN THE BOOKSHOP.

There is no escape and I love that. Ofc I'm not exactly helping matters, I literally took the Good Omens book to the hospital (haematoma babygirls) and slept with it there (the homoerotic tension between me and my copy of the book is real).

Yesterday I had an anxiety attack at the Staged stream (thank you so much @thescholarlystrumpet for helping me, I'm sorry to everyone on the stream for having to stop after S2) which is why I think I'd better take a break for a day and, well, think about what I wanna do vis à vis college and also speaking up about the whole issues surrounding it and our shit education system.

Aaaaaand so here I am making this post. Roxie and the plants (Aziraphale, Adam and Crowley) send their love to you all.

I'll leave you with a cursed thought so that you do not forget me while I'm gone ✨️...

The Bentley × Lightning McQueen fanfiction (E rated enemies to lovers)

*grins* See you on Monday, my crazy fandom. Someone please check in on the server, the maggots are rather prone to incest and cannibalism when left unattended. I love you all.

Have an amazing day. Look at you, you're gorgeous.

~Asmi

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens #good omens fandom #crowley #aziraphale #neil gaiman #the bentley #the official maggots server of doom #good omens brainrot #life update #see ya tomorrow my loves

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sing-you-fools · 4 months

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I don't want to run either a roleplay blog or a gimmick blog. But if I did, I would run a The Bentley blog that was both, and all I'd do is wander this hellsite dropping the most painfully appropriate Queen songs on poor unsuspecting tumblrinas. I would be good at this.

#good omens #the bentley #queen #queen band #this might be considered emotional terrorism in some cases honestly #like sorry about your breakup anyway here's it's a hard life #sing-you-fools

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romeoisalesbian · 9 months

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Crowley’s plants and the Bentley immediately began working together to perform their role as Annoying Roommates

#good omens #Crowley #the Bentley #good omens spoilers #good omens fanart #he DOES kill that leaf 2 seconds after this image is taken #I’ve been actively avoiding season two info but I found out about crowleys car plant life #And had to doodle this #sketchin!#the Bentley is playing good old fashioned lover boy #its bigger on the inside

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surqrised · 8 months

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Wait for the one but do not wait for someone to be the one

Alexander Bentley

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lenaellsi · 6 months

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Thinking about Aziraphale taking away Nina's pain and anger and agency at the ball so that she can be the star of his Perfect Regency Romance and then twelve hours later offering to change her narrative mirror into a watered-down, idealized version of himself so that their relationship will be less complicated

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens meta #changing the bentley. denying elspeth the money she risked her life for to teach her a lesson. making people dance.#power. the greater good. 'if I'm in charge.'#it has been 0 days since someone said 'the road to hell is paved with good intentions'

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queer-reader-07 · 6 months

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ok so we got bentley playing “you’re my best friend” in season 1 as crowley drives to the bookshop to go get aziraphale

we got bentley playing “good old fashioned lover boy” in season 2 as crowley drives to the bookshop to help aziraphale

the logical next step is that we get bentley playing “love of my life” as crowley drives to the bookshop to be with aziraphale

right?

#please if i can have one thing in s3 it’s this #(ok and a hug so two things but i don’t think that’s much to ask)#it’d be the trifecta of queen songs that perfectly fit their vibes #you’re my best friend queen #good old fashioned lover boy #love of my life queen #queen #bentley #bentley good omens #good omens #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #crowley

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everysongineverykey · 8 months

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as part of the getting-worse-before-it-gets-better portion of aziraphale and crowley's season 3 relationship arc we NEED a desperate "i love you" from aziraphale met with a hissed, spiteful, and quickly regretted "i forgive you" from crowley

#good omens #ineffable divorce #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #i really want things to get as bad as they can possibly get before their relationship #is saved and actualized if you couldn't tell.#like yes i want them to make up and have a big fabulous kiss together sheltered under a canopy in the rain #and then spend the rest of their eternity together on earth in blissful love #but i also want them to be really unstable for a bit #spiteful crowley. aziraphale blurting out a confession no buildup no apology #because he thinks that'll fix everything.#more miscommunication to give more weight to their final climactic episode where they actually work things out.#crowley has to give him a lift and they start arguing and he blasts queen in the bentley #and takes them careening down oxford street at 120 miles per hour #grinning and laughing manically while aziraphale screams and hangs onto the baby basket he's holding #containing the second coming of jesus for dear life.#crowley just terrifying him to spite him.#i want them to do and say fucked up things to each other! do you get it?

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mrs-trophy-wife · 7 months

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sexy-celestial · 1 year

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diamondthemuse · 11 months

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Bentley rides

#luxury #divine feminine #luxury aesthetic #femininity #high value women #luxury moodboard #socialite #rihanna #lori harvey #soft life #black women in femininity #black women in luxury #black women in leisure #bentley

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