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penis-unavailable-845 · 9 months
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i can't shut up yet so i want to list off very weird snk hcs i have (a little bit nsfw but not overboard)
connie is physically incapable of growing anything more than peach fuzz on his face but the back and ass hair on that motherfucker is diabolical
eren is deathly afraid of spiders (will scream like a little girl if he sees one) and has mikasa or armin kill the spider for him
jean had a pube-stache for a very long time before he finally understood that it was awful and got rid of it
levi probably has a very dirty mind
eren is the type not to run away embarrassed when he catches someone having sex. no, he will simply stare with a blank expression of malice until they're too afraid to continue (this is why he doesn't have any full siblings)
bertolt moves in his sleep a lot
floch is a lucid dreamer and often wakes up with no idea where he is
erwin does not sneeze like a man, but like a kitten (on the flip side, the short captain levi sneezes like a fucking elephant)
marco can't eat spicy food or he would cry
annie shows love through deciding not to absolutely murder the people she likes but she will still beat them up
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liiittlehand · 2 years
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OVER THE WALL MARIA.
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rosec0urtz · 1 year
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Bertolt: Christa has green eyes right?
Reiner: Christas eyes are blue with a hint of light blue when the light hits just right.
Bertolt: And when was the last time she smiled?
Reiner: Last night at 12:03 am
Bertolt: Right, and when's my birthday?
Reiner:
Bertolt: When's my birthday, Reiner?
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mazuwii · 1 year
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Warriors dealing with a cold S/O
Summary: it’s cold outside but you have no coat? How will your S/O help?
Bertholdt:
•This awkward giant can't make too big a move, no matter how long you've been together he still blushes at the smallest gestures.
•So he guiltily watches you shiver and try your hardest to seem cool. He envisions himself taking off his coat and covering you in it like a blankie. But he decides against it, understanding you'd just argue for him to take it back.
•instead, he slides a slender arm around your shoulder and holds you close to his body. Who knew such a lanky body could give off so much heat.
He smiles as you nudge yourself further against him.
•Seeing as how isolated the area was, he bent down to kiss your head, "My little bunny." He whispered, his smile reaching his eyes.
Reiner:
•Reiner warned you, not once, not twice but three times about how cold it was outside and how you'd regret leaving your coat at home. However you brushed him off and even told him to leave your coat home- that he'd just be carrying it the entire way.
•And now, you wish you had listened to him. The wind nipped and whipped your aching shoulders, the cold painfully numbing your hands. You rubbed yourself harder, yet to no avail.
•You could barely hear Reiner sigh from behind you before sudden sheet of warmth enveloped you. The scent of his cologne and the fluffiness of his coat overwhelmed you, yet you couldn't help but feel guilty.
"Rei..." you glanced at him staring at you in disappointment.
•"What would happen if I wasn't here? You would have caught a cold sweetheart." He scolded, warmly yet firmly. "But now you'll catch a cold!" You exasperated.
•"nah, I was sweating underneath that, besides I'm covered in layers. I'll be fine." He tugged, pulling you right against him.
Zeke:
•Zeke is quite the opposite of Reiner, whom gets bossy when noticing how careless you can be. No, Zeke is nonchalantly lighting a cigar to his mouth. Through the small beam of fire, he catches you shivering.
“Is my clumsy baby cold?” His voice caught you off guard. He hadn’t given you a chance to speak as he grabbed your hands and rubbed them in his, generating enough heat for the numbness to calm down.
“A little…” you a huffed a trail of smoke. “Don’t worry we’ll be home in a bit, just hang on a little longer.”
Porco:
•You’d think Porco would hold back in public but he really doesn’t.
He’s beefy enough to warm you up and there’s enough space in his coat for the both of you.
•The second you even complain about the weather he’s already opened his coat open and waiting for you to jump in. You best know you’re not getting out of there until he feels your satisfied enough.
•I have a hunch that people ask what he’s hiding underneath his coat and your head will pop up like 👋 good day sir
Pieck:
•There is nothing in this world that she does not prepare for. She has a tote bag. And in this tote bag, there is nothing but convenience.
Someone fell down and scratched their knee? She for some reason has a first aid kit waiting inside? Her friend complaining about forgetting to bring hair clips? She has a whole salon in her bag.
•so when you hug yourself, expect her to dig deep into her bag and pull out a scarf that’s more like a blanket if anything.
•She stands in front of you and swaddles you in it. Best part? It smells like candy.
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j0ss-4rt · 1 year
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he's my little guy (he's 6′4″) 
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pixlezi · 1 year
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Bertolt Sketch ⚡️💨
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screpa · 1 year
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Tram Ride with Sweet Bertolt
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Reiner often asked Bertolt in annoyance about his jacket. It was too big and made Bertolt look like a giant scarecrow.
Now you know the reason. Bertolt just wanted you to fit inside his jacket, all warm and cozy during the cold winter days...
Don't you just love your sweet, sweeet giant?
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underthetree845 · 6 months
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ymisiposts · 1 year
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Happy birthday Bertholdt my love ❤️✨
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He's still my favorite character ever, and I miss him terribly :(
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sciacz · 10 months
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𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 – /𝐓𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫/ – 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1PvlRm7KU1S84LDpPqlgly?si=h-jhAkALTw64D9CHvMALzg
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reibertzine · 6 months
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oxygenbefore1775 · 2 years
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I'm here to give you another piece of useless information.
This is from s1ep16 - new recruits for survey corps.
Notice those shading lines on the faces of some people? I think that those are supposed to represent the emotion of fear cuz duh it's really not safe to be part of the Survey Corp.
Most of people have their faces shaded except for Bertolt, Mikasa and Ymir.
I guess Bertolt and Ymir are not scared because they have Titan powers and can regenerate or even transform in case something happens. Mikasa is too badass to be scared tbh (is there a moment when she is actually scared, i wonder)
But if we look at Reiner we can also see those shading lines. He is a shifter why would he be scared? I think here he has the personality of Soldier that's why he doesn't posses the knowledge of his Titan abilities and thinks of himself as a normal human.
Just something I wanted to tell I'm really sorry if someone already has written about this.
also lowkey poor Bertolt bless him he has to put up with all of Reiner's shit.
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rosec0urtz · 2 years
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Reiner: Truth or dare?
Bertholdt: Truth!
Reiner: How many hours have you slept this week?
Bertholdt: ...
Bertholdt: Actually dare
Reiner: Go to bed
Bertholdt: I don’t like this game
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macamarsme · 8 months
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spiteless-xo · 9 months
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Omg i always loved the harry potter aot crossover, i always get excited when I see fanarts of it.
Yes, omg i totally agree with everything you said especially jean, even though I have a preference for Slytherin (I'm a Slytherin girlie😩).
For Reiner, i would say Slytherin cause he gives me Marcus flint vibes.
I can't put bert in a specific house, maybe Hufflepuff. I would say Annie will be either gryffindor cause she's daring or either Hufflepuff idk maybe
Hange will be ravenclaw, Levi will be gryffindor and Erwin will be ravenclaw.🫣
omg that's so funny, i have a totally different opinion on almost everything you said 💀 sorry it took me a month to respond to this eek.
one of slytherin's traits is "self preservation" and i feel like that really doesn't apply to reiner at all 😭 but if not for that i would totally agree!! i think instead he'd be gryffindor.....?
annie i think is slytherin because she's cunning and the whole self-preservation thing idk i don't think she really has any leadership or ambition but i don't see her fitting anywhere else.
bert, yeah. hufflepuff. he just gives me hufflepuff vibes but i don't have a good argument for why he's in this house.
hange definitely ravenclaw and levi definitely gryffindor.
erwin i want to put in slytherin but the same reason as reiner, i think he lacks the self-preservation trait that i think is really important. so because of that, i agree w ravenclaw.
idk why, to me, self-preservation is such a key trait for slytherins lol i feel like most people associate them more with cunning and ambition
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pixlezi · 1 year
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