Silicon Valley fic Masterlist
Hallfoyle, mine:
Schrödinger's cat
"First you say ‘I like you’ as if I haven’t spent the last three years watching you being a mean sarcastic asshole and not caring about anyone’s feelings. Then you add ‘not like that’, disappear, and proceed to never mention it again. And go to extreme lengths to avoid me. So, for fuck’s sake, Gilfoyle, what is your deal?”
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Monica is furious. Gilfoyle falls back on science and philosophy as a way to address his feelings. Naturally.
The Road Not Taken
Laurie offers Monica everything she ever wanted if she goes back to Bream-Hall. But is it too late now that she's helming Pied Piper? Did she make the right choice, risking it all for a dream and a New Internet?
What Are You Waiting For
Gilfoyle has the chance to write the algorythm that will make him post-Pied Piper famous, the king of System Architecture.
Monica has received an offer she doesn't share with the group.
But why do they both procrastinate when they're faced with what is, arguably, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?
-a short fic about holding back
This Guy Fucks
There were a number of instances in the last year that left Dinesh Chungtai utterly dumbfounded. Yet, nothing came close to surprising him more than seeing his satanist buddy leaving a cup of coffee on Monica’s desk like it’s normal Gilfoyle behavior.
- a Hallfoyle story
Don't SCRUM it up, Gilf
“At least I didn’t put my girlfriend in prison because I was too much of a pussy to break up with her”, Girlfoyle grips.
Dinesh pauses, the beer bottle halfway to his mouth.
“At least I had a real girlfriend, instead of stringing someone along while mooning over a girl who doesn’t even bother to reject me”.
Hallfoyle:
Can't Keep My Hands Off Of You by ShyRomantic
Gilfoyle and Monica were having a hard time keeping their hands to themselves, they keep getting caught but they just can't bring themselves to stop. Their friends handle their passions in the best way they can.
Attractive Opposites by Ariana (ariana_paris) [complete]
Gilfoyle likes Monica. Monica doesn’t like Gilfoyle. Or at least she doesn’t until she knows he likes her. Not that she wants a relationship with him, of course. They are complete opposites, after all. But you know what they say about opposites…
Halloween Hijinx by ShyRomantic
Pied Piper decides to throw a halloween party for the office, blow off some steam. Monica might have forgotten her costume but Gilfoyle has a trick or two up his sleeve that might help, and Dinesh might have a full meltdown in the process.
I Like You by DialandyouShallReceive
Takes place after "I like you" happens in 5.08. I love these weird nerds.
together_a five times prompt by blackfodder
Gilfoyle and Monica are in a relationship. People find out as time goes on.
Perfect Illusion by Ariana (ariana_paris) [c]
Monica urgently needs a plus one for a school friend's wedding. Since nobody suitable is available, she takes Gilfoyle.
Only the Good Die Young by ProgramasaurusRex [wip]
Monica's a Catholic. Gilfoyle's a Satanist. Both of them are confused.
Running a Half-Cryptonomicom by Ariana (ariana_paris)
Set during 6x02. Monica is upset about something and Gilfoyle's ego is slightly bruised.
Purgatory by Cole88 [wip]
Gilfoyle has convinced himself that he is content. Monica disagrees. Sort of.
National Anthem by violet_saturn [wip]
Pied Piper's CFO and Systems Architect haven't interacted much since their victory over the 51% attack. Will Pied Piper's first 4th of July party change things?
Jared/Richard:
The Weight of Us by @onequartercanadian
The Uber Kidnapper had been on the loose for two years, using Uber to abduct unsuspecting passengers who are never seen again. His last three victims were in San Francisco and Palo Alto.
When Richard is his latest victim, Jared stops at nothing to find him. Especially when he realizes what his true feelings for Richard are.
Set It Up by @iambickentameter
In an ingenious attempt to occupy Jared's time, Monica and Gilfoyle take increasingly extreme measures to set him up with Richard.
work friends who live in their workplace by iknowandimsorry
After Pied Piper fails, Richard doesn’t travel. He goes back to the Hacker Hostel and rots. Jared goes with him.
I like me better when I'm with you by @seasiderendezvouss [c]
Hiring Jared was supposed to be a simple act of revenge. Richard would poach him to get back and Gavin and that would be it… at least, that was supposed to be it.
One Last Chance by Ilsistemaperiodico
They may finally find a way to make Son of Anton works.
the curve became a sphere by darklips_paleface
Richard needed space to figure out how to talk to Jared again, how to let him know that Richard wasn’t some tech messiah anymore and that Jared needed to stop treating him like he was something special when he was just some guy now. Or maybe he’d go on this whole global adventure thing, and Eat Pray Love himself into being a better person, a better friend. Here's hoping.
i'm sorry, okay? by lohoron [c]
“You have to take care of your cuticles, Richard,” Jared had whispered kindly, “Such a beautiful person like you should have the neatest cuticles in the world.”
Richard had brushed it off. Another Mr. Potato Head of Beautiful People comment. It wasn't a big deal. But he felt a swelling in his tummy he can only describe as gratitude.
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rewatching silicon valley again and,,,, something definitely happened between dinesh and gilfoyle between s5 and s6, right? i mean, sure, they're still dicks to each other (bc what is dinfoyle without the fun insults) but somehow, there's.... less animosity between them?
in episode one, dinesh is all smiling and blushing and giggling while chatting with (ai) gilfoyle, proudly proclaiming to the office how close they are, like
and he's sending flirty ass messages with a fucking smiley face (?????!!!!!) when pre-s6 dinesh would NEVER. then when dinesh asks gilfoyle to make him an ai dinesh, gilfoyle just.... obliges? just like that?
plus they're going out for drinks together to just catch up and talk? and gilfoyle saying, as a matter of factly, "you love candy" bc of course he's noticed and of course he knows the things dinesh loves
and do not get me started on that finale when bertram "i don't trust anybody out of principle and bc of my personal beliefs" gilfoyle outright trusts that dinesh is telling the truth in the most critical moment in their life even after dinesh has warned them about how he will betray them!
the growth of their relationship pre- and during s6 was for sure what pushed them to come together in the end and get married build a company together in the future.
i guess they finally did follow richard's advice to "just fuck each other and get it over with"
also, to add, this is just typical husband banter:
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