#bertrand

[lepetitdragonvert]

La princesse Mélissinde et le chevalier Bertrand / Princess Melisande and Bertrand

Artist : Auguste François Gorguet (1862-1927)

#auguste françois gorguet #melissinde #melisandre #chevalier bertrand #knight #bertrand #Bertrand d’allamanon #princess of tripoli #la princesse lointaine #edmond rostand #mélissinde #medieva #art #squire

[mightydragoon]

Amity Park citizens canonically commit tax fraud

Welcome to my TedTalk

Doctor’s Disorders:

Jack: Oh yeah and why should we trust you?

Betrand: Because I’m with the government and we can audit your taxes if you don’t.

Double cross my heart.

Mr Lancer: And what makes you think I want to co-operate with the feds

Operative K: Because ghosts are a constant threat to your student body.

Operative O: And because we're with the government and have access to your tax records.

Mr. Lancer: What do you want to know and how fast do you want to know it?

Conclusion

Amity Park says fuck the government and taxes.

#amity park #danny phantom #giw #guys in white #bertrand #mr lancer #jack fenton #the fentons #operative o #operative k #dp #at the very least jack and mr lancer don't pay taxes and I find that possibility hilarious #anaylsis #my stuff #meta #taxes and death do not apply

[empirearchives]

Napoleon hallucinates Josephine a week before his death in 1821

From the timeline based on the St Helena notebooks of General Henri Gatien Bertrand, Cahiers de Sainte-Hélène. Les 500 derniers jours (1820-1821)

28 April 1821:

Napoleon was no longer himself, was becoming anaemic because of internal bleeding, was becoming less and less lucid, indeed occasionally delirious. During the night he said that he had seen Josephine and spoken to her, he thought he had been walking in the garden at Longwood, he kept requesting oranges. The doctors began to fear the worst. The Grand Marshal Bertrand exclaimed: “I kept thinking about how great the change was! Tears kept coming to my eyes as I looked at that man, so awe-inspiring, who had commanded so proudly, so absolutely, beg for a coffee spoon, asking permission, obedient like a child… “Voilà le grand Napoléon”: to be pitied, brought low!”

(Fondation Napoléon)

#Bertrand #Cahiers #Cahiers de Sainte-Hélène #Cahiers de Sainte-Hélène. Les 500 derniers jours (1820-1821) #napoleon #napoleonic era #napoleonic #napoleon bonaparte #first french empire #french empire #Saint Helena #st Helena #Josephine #josephine bonaparte #empress josephine #josephine de beauharnais #Fondation Napoléon

[cookiekurimu]

I love em so so much

art by cookie

#fanart #Octopath Traveler #Octopath Traveler CotC #Octopath CotC #Alfyn Greengrass #Bertrand #my green boyos luvs

[detournementsmineurs]

"Emeraude de Catherine de Médicis (BnF)" par François Dujardin (1571) présentée par Pascal Bertrand - Université Bordeaux Montaigne - lors des journées consacrées à “L'Ornement Précieux II” par L'Ecole des Arts Joailliers au Collège de France, janvier 2024.

#conferences #inspirations bijoux #emeraude #email #JoyauxcouronneFrance #Medicis #Dujardin #Bertrand #EcoleVanCleef&Arpels #CollegeDeFrance

[daily-dose-of-danno]

lol i did not mean to request the last gift as anon

love you too <3 (no romo)

Also, if i may be so bold as to request another gif:

That moment where ninja-Bertrand cuts Danny in half, except his form just distorts a little. (right before Danny says: "I so don't have time for this.")

Tumblr makes me compress the hell out of these so that they’re under 10 MB </3

Also bonus because it had me laughing in class:

Season 1, Episode 9 - My Brother’s Keeper

I couldn’t find the moment you were describing. Do you know what the time stamp is? :(

#my brothers keeper #danny phantom #</3 #penelope spectra #Bertrand #gif #daily dose of danno #request

[balshumetsbaragouin]

Time for another art attack!(What again?) I'm trying to get Team Blue on top. I'm trying to cut into Red's LEAD! gotta do it to 'em! Another five coming at you! First up, this lovely wanted poster. I had fun with this concept. @northerngrail I hope you like the colors!

Title: Walker Wanted

#danny phantom #phandom #phanart #greenwithenvy2024 #penelope spectra #Bertrand

[but-a-humble-goon]

A lot of series have ripped off the "superpowered people as metaphor for oppressed groups" shtick from the X-Men but for my money the funniest thing anyone has ever done with it is Infamous 2 with its villain Bertrand, a southern god fearing fire and brimstone type who runs a militia of outrageously dumb redneck hicks with guns who want to hunt down all the mutants sorry "conduits" and keep the deviants out of their city. The twist being he is a conduit. In fact he made himself into one deliberately, expecting to become a glorious demigod and the real reason he's mad is because turns out his powers suck. He is the metaphorical equivalent of that guy who becomes violently homophobic because he craves dick but got no rizz.

#infamous #infamous 2 #bertrand #joseph bertrand #conduits #cole macgrath #x men

[handfuloftime]

D. Boyer, “Mort de Duroc” (detail), 19th century. Bibliothèques de la metropole clermontoise.

Charles Steuben, “Le grand maréchal Bertrand pleurant près du corps de Napoléon,” 19th century. RMN-Grand Palais, Musée des châteaux de Malmaison et de Bois-Préau.

#the obligatory sad post for may 23rd #napoleon #duroc #bertrand #not my favorite depiction of duroc's deaathbed but the poses are a better parallel in this one

[helvidius]

do i dare eat a peach tag this

#bertrand #humor is not within my repetoire

[super-shapeshifter-showdown]

#SSS polls #round 1 #block c #c3 #danny phantom #bertrand #bertrand danny phantom #danny phantom bertrand #fairy odd parents #wanda and cosmo #wanda fairy odd parents #cosmo fairy odd parents

[captainknell]

I just read something about when Napoleon was exiled in Elba:

He was so bored that he started taking up practical jokes: once he slipped a fish into Bertrand's pocket, then asked him for the loan of a handkerchief, so that the fish came slopping out on to the table.

WHAT. I need to know if the fish was dead or alive. Fish out of water abso-fucking-lutely terrifies me. I would be out of my mind if that happened to me. 😭

#napoleon #napoleon bonaparte #Bertrand #elba #fish joke

[empirearchives]

A shirt believed to have been worn by Napoleon on St. Helena, circa 1820

This shirt is believed to be one of the six examples listed in the bathroom linen in Napoleon’s will (see Dr. F. Antommarchi, Last moments of Napoleon, Vol. II, Paris, London, Henri Colburn, 1825, p. 215). A handwritten note bearing a black wax seal, written by the eldest son of General Bertrand, the Emperor’s aide-de-camp, attached to the front of the shirt, attests to its authenticity: “Chemise que l'Empereur Napoléon a porté à Ste Hélène. Elle a été/donnée à Henry Bertrand, par un article/du testament de son père, le général Bertrand./Henry Bertrand/ 29bre 1844/Souvenir de bonne amitié à Feisthamel”. General Bertrand accompanied Napoleon to St Helena and brought the former Emperor’s remains back to France in 1840 for burial at Les Invalides. After his death, Bertrand bequeathed the shirt to Henri, his eldest son.

(Bonhams: Napoleon Bonaparte, the British Sale)

#linen #shirt #napoleon #napoleonic era #napoleonic #napoleon bonaparte #first french empire #french empire #19th century #france #history #fashion #fashion history #history of fashion #toile de batiste #Bertrand #auction #sale #Bonhams #Bonhams: Napoleon Bonaparte the British Sale #Napoleon’s wardrobe #Napoleon’s clothes

[ghost-pasta]

Having most of Danny's rogues gallery be queer coded is a really fun way to bury the gays.

#danny phantom #nicolai technus #<who's your daddy) #penelope spectra #bertrand #<evil lesbaian and her evil gay guy bestie) #ember mclain #<in a 'Rebel Girl by bikini kill' kinda way) #johnny 13 #kitty 13 #<in a 'forbidden/frowned upon romantic partner' kinda way) #skulker #<he uses 'he/him' but i mean. he's a little booger thing in a robot suit. he can identify as he pleases) #vlad masters #<if only his character design had earrings or black/red nail polish to match his suit) #anyway basically lots of reasons you could put #their eccentric personalities are great. big wins for being dead and lgbt.

[detournementsmineurs]

Street Art "Momoji" signé de l'artiste Antoine Bertrand dans le quartier de Montsouris à Paris, mars 2024.

#StreetArt #Paris #végétal #Bertrand

[mhk-87]

You can admire it endlessly! (^_^)

#bertrand #kamikatsu #kaminaki sekai no kamisama katsudou #kamikatsu: working for god in a godless world #blonde #big #knight #anime tiddies #anime thighs #anime #gif #anime gif #gender bender #genderswap #sexy