[ID: a digital drawing of Bertie from RQG. He's wearing golden full-plate armor with a falcon on his helmet. He's hovering in mid-air, swinging back his sword, he is wearing boots of levitation which shows as little feathers at his boots. Text above him reads "Silent Knight" and text beneath him reads "Holy Knight". /end ID]
HELLO PEASANTS. My name is Sir Bertrand MacGuffingham and I am the heir to the House of MacGuffingham (that's how I got my name) and I have wonderful golden hair and a piercing gaze, and a lot of people tell this random mime called Quiet Simon that he looks like me (if you don't know who he is, you are correct). I'm not related to Edward Keystone, and I'm glad I'm not, because he's a "major fucking hottie", hrmmm. I am a swordsman with a particular hatred of tables. I'm also a mercenary with an esteemed group called The London Rangers (We're Still Working On A Name), where I cleave things in two (such as tables). I'm upper class (in case you couldn't tell, which is pathetic. Do better.) and I wear exclusively gold. I love high end merchants and, obviously, buy all of my clothes from there. For instance, today I was wearing full-plate armor absolutely covered in falcons, just, loads of falcons. I was carrying Brutor in a papoose, and he was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was walking outside La Triomphe. I failed to perceive the weather and therefore assumed it was a nice day, which I was very happy about. A bunch of poor people stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.
Before I go (no risk of that right now tbh) I am leaving this fandom with an RQG header image if it kills me. I WILL COLOR THIS if it kills me. For now it's going where it goes as is.
Carter was invited because I love him. Everyone's holding Wilde because I just finished season 3 and this was what I wanted to draw and that's that on that.
How I think RQG Characters would react to being given a gun
Sasha: Fascinated by the mechanics of how it works, but doesn't actually like it as a weapon because it's so loud. she tries it out once or twice and everyone hides
Grizzop: He thinks it's more efficient and practical than a bow, but he prays to Artemis before using it for the first time to make sure she's ok with it
Cel: Immediately tries to figure out if they can use it to make their explosions bigger. Or maybe add it to their village's tank? What about if we make it shoot electric bullets? Or maybe...
Azu: Handles it very gingerly, scared of shooting it accidentally. She's not entirely sure how it works, but she prefers to kill people with her axe anyway.
Hamid: "Well, i mean, it's not bad, but i can still hurt more people with a Fireball!"
Zolf: Keeps it in his room as an emergency weapon, is actually not too bad at using it but still prefers his glaive
Bertie: Oh no. By the love of God do not give Sir Bertrand a gun. You can't even imagine the casualties
Some NPCs under the cut
Bonus:
Wilde: Uses it to threaten people (especially while he doesn't have his magic)
Barnes: Uses it responsibly, spends most of his time trying to prevent carter from stealing it
Carter: The gun has been forcibly taken away from him.
Finally finished this! It took longer than I expected, but was great practice for the coloring especially. Character choices are literally just all the lovely PC's + my two favorite NPC's (to explain Carter and Einstein) holding everyone's favorite NPC (bold statement but am I wrong??) Wilde. Bertie is there for some reason.
Mainly drew this so I could have an RQG header image, because I love this podcast.