#best legal support

[seagull-scribbles]

'Best man' can’t even tie a bow tie 💒

#tmnt 2003 #casey jones #raphael splinterson #back to the sewers #rasey #listen #I can hear you now being all like how is Casey marrying April a rasey scenario #and I’m telling you I’m right #look me in the eyes #I’m right #the whole build up of best man was so cute even platonically you can pry it from my cold dead hands #sucks last ronin ralh didn’t even get to hear about the engagement I know he was robbed (of life) BUT THIS LISTEN #2003 New York gay marriage isn’t legal yet #April is like aro in that show and I don’t care what you think #but you know what is the same then as now HOW BAT SHIT EXPENSIVE NEW YORK IS #also 2003 back to the sewers wanted to try link the 2003 series with the 2007 movie #Raph is a mutant turtle who lives in the sewers no one can know he exists (except everyone who was invited to the wedding) #so I raise you Casey and April getting married but as friends for the benefits of housing and financial support #the good stuff that comes easier to being a married couple #but they’re really just glorified room mates #taadaaa #weather you ship Casey or April with a turtle or not that makes sense to me shush

[leverage-ot3]

neal caffrey and peter burke are nate and sophie in a different font and here’s why- *gunshots*

#peter just already has a wife but neal is fine with that #nate was pulled into the world of crime whereas neal was brought into legality (kicking and screaming) (and still doing crime on the side) #they are all the best at what they do (the leverage ot3 is included in nate and sophie’s team competence though) #the best and worst (best) reaches of law and crime #can you tell I’m rewatching white collar? #because I’m binging it with my roommate #for legal reasons this is mostly a joke #I don’t support copaganda etc etc etc but I do support neal caffrey’s wrongs and crushing on his handler and wife #white collar #neal caffrey #peter burke #white collar ot3 #neal x peter x el #nate ford #sophie devereaux #nate x sophie #mine #humor #tell me if this is incoherent it’s 11pm but I’m having THOUGHTS

[note-boom]

Lowkey obsessed with the idea of Cafe Uzumaki being a hotbed for former ability user criminals. Like sure so far it's only Lucy who's decided to get a job in the cafe....

But it would be SO FUNNY to me if all the sorta-redeemed antagonists also just started ending up at the cafe if ONLY for the fact that if anything like Episode 30 happens again, the former murder-repressed ability users would just....grab their guns and go feral on the attackers.

#i would kill for sigma and tachihara to end up at uzumaki tbh #its definitely not likely but it would be funny #like yes this is lucy she makes cute latte art and also can trap you in an alternate dimension she can make more powerful than herself #thats sigma hes such a hard worker and can literally siphon you for information in exchange for a fun fact about himself #and tachihara is a pleasant coworker just ignore the way he's perfected metalbending to an art #and so on... #poe as a worker would have been funny but he was already a writer and is probably too socially anxious for it #also like....in any au... #instead of redeeming them and putting them in the ada just make them a cafe worker #sure thats not how irl employment works but its a fictional world where minors can be legally(?) employed #im sorry for rambling in the tags....no i wont stop putting 2/3 of my ideas in them anyway #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd musings #humor #spitting nonsense #this supports my agenda that lucy is actually the best and took the right course of action after defection #no more organizations so she became a barista

[lecliss]

For as much as I want to be into otome games it feels like it never works out cuz so many of them make you interact with all the guys, but the vast majority of the time I'm only super interested in one or two of them. So when the game keeps forcing all of them in my face, the guys I don't care for start to annoy me and it eventually makes me hate them and then I don't care about the game except the guy(s) I originally liked and I usually end up quitting.

#like im playing lovebrush chronicles and so much focuses on lars and alkaid but lars is too conceited and alkaid comes off as a stalker #so i want them to leave me alone. and ayn just has little brother vibes. and cael you cant even have romantic implications with #cuz hes your legal guardian so why did theh even make him an interactable character to begin with??? #meanwhile clarence is the best guy but he rarely shows up and when he does hes kinda antagonistic #AND WILLIAM ISNT EVEN AN INTERACTABLE GUY!!! HES A SUPPORTING CHARACTER. LET ME INTERACT WITH WILLIAM!!!! #thats why i had to quit obey me too. cuz mammon fucking sucked and he was so annoying but he was the tutorial guy #i get if you have a huge actual plot and story. you cant get too creative with how varied the interactions in said story get. but like. #alkaid is kinda weird. get him away from me. lars is only good when hes being a geek #let me just hang out with clarence and william for the love of god #doesnt help that i ended up pulling a bunch of lars cards so im kinda forced to use him #personal

[undergoing-mitosis]

okay, hear me out: a death note x bnha au where matt is izuku's older brother

#green eyes green hair freckles???????????? #nah they would have the best brother energy #and matt on the ua support course is smth i NEED in my life #like imagine him making all the software for the hero tech #and then getting hired as a legal hacker who works against the villains #just matt the cool older brother who's at ua showing up and putting middle school baku in his place for bullying middle school deku #i can also picture mello being the bakugo of his year group. for absolutely no reason in particular. #LET'S ADD EVEN MORE DRAMATIC BLONDES TO BNHA WOOOOOOOOOO #matt #matt death note #mail jeevas #nah but matthew midoriya is an epic name. or even mail midoriya. the alliteration is peak #midorya izuku #izuku midorya #izuku #deku #bnha #mha #mha au #bnha au #my hero academia #death note #dn #dn au #death note au

[vamptastic]

i think my constant seething rage is honestly very reasonable. i literally live in florida.

#got in argument with a guy the other day abt idk. trans athletes #was basically him trying to explain what the issue is to me (i know. that's kinda step one to having an opinion on it.) #and then going yeah huh i guess you're actually right (i was) #and i was like okay great cool we're done here let me go to class and he starts talking about like #how he still loves trump for this and that reason kinda unprompted (sorry you lost an argument dude go introspect somewhere else im LATE) #and i was like yeah idk abt that. on account of all the corruption. and the foreign policy youre saying is like manly macho man strong is #mostly just wildly stupid posturing that's going to achieve nothing at best and world war at worst #and he goes no don't worry i think DESANTIS would be better for 2024 actually #and i. UNDERSTANDBLY. was like oh okay i cannot speak to you (because i am visibly shaking with rage) #and he goes well i think you are misattributing my intentions (cunt.) #and i said no no i don't think you're malicious i just think you're stupid and wildly misinformed #and then left bc i was about to either hit him or start crying (bc that guy has been like very tangibly ruining my life for months #and i genuinely cannot fathom what fucking tax issue or whatever one would value over like. my right to idk. Exist atp. #and also this coming from someone who just tried to be like no i know so many trans people i love trans ppl im not like those conservatives #like try to dig deep down into whatever rotted husk of a brain is left in your skull and fathom why i might have a strong reaction to your #support for DESANTIS and the SPACE LASERS WOMAN #you fucking idiot.) #and was that civil. No. and now i have to apologize to him bc i feel bad about it even though i fully meant it #idk its what i get for trying to change peoples minds with stupid things like #' statistics ' and ' a utilitarian perspective ' and ' existing legal basis for my argument ' #guys so wrapped up in their right wing bubble they just dont wanna hear it #n they always assume i mustve not heard their talking points and its like look at where we fucking live #and look at the state of the world. NOBODY in any form of mainstream news shares my politics lmao #you think i havent heard every conceivable argument abt trans people??? also you think im dumb enough to form an opinion without looking at #the other side? yeah man i know about the three trans women who have ever won a sports competition ever. do you? #do you even know their fucking names or sports or trial outcomes. #GOD just fucking. pseudo intellectual facist horseshit like pragru and infowars masquerading as legítimate sources #are making so many dumbass illiterate (i truly don't think they have the reading comprehension to decifer a study or even long article) #guys think they're gods gift to politics bc they listened to someone else tell them what a source says through ten layers of propaganda #just. uh. everyone should die forever and also learn to read.

[pirate-in-daps]

beware controversial uk football opinions below i don't watch football or follow football so don't come for my jugular please and thanks

i'm not a man city fan but the bare hatred people have for them is wild like

all footie teams but esp premier league teams are the same babes join us lot in league 1 if you're saying your team isn't "like that" and you'll see how "like that" they are

#my team literally just sacked hoey barton none of our teams are pious #newcastle is just sportswashing on steroids like #also fuck man city all my homies have a complicated relationship with the club their father supports also fuck man city #and fuck chelsea too i used to support chelsea and a chelsea fan made me miss my bus the other day fuck chelsea dudes #also also fuck man city their women's team took sunderland's place in the super league #i am indiscriminate i hate all teams equally especially my own and especially especially our derby partners #everyone always hates whoever is top of the league and then some the only virtuous team is everton who will never be in that position #also liverpool is blue also fuck everton also also yeovil town have the best colours #i am legally required to hate yeovil town #best merch is mackem but shit colour scheme #'you don't follow football you don't get an opinion' football follows me so yeah i do #if you take any of this seriously then the joke is on you bestie

[t-lostinworlds]

i just discovered Smosh and they have this thing where they read reddit stories every week and gosh the ppl on this earth 😭 the relationship ones scare the shit out of me tho like, might as well stay single forever bc nobody seems to be loyal anymore LMAO

#the recent video #they were reading about a husband cheating on his wife with HER BEST FRIEND #my anxiety 📈📈📈📈 #it was so vileeeeeee #but i'm so glad the wife had a great support system #and she deadass girlbossed it with the lawyers and getting things sorted out legally and shit #BUT STILL??? #they had a sex tape and everything #AND THE WIFE WAS FUCKING PREGNANT !!!! #AND HER DAD IS GOING THRU TREATMENT FOR CANCER #WHY ARE MEN PIECES OF SHIT !!!!! #ALSO THE BEST FRIEND WAS A CHILDHOOD FRIEND #ABSOLUTE TRASH!!!! #like their mother's were FRIENDS too #and the wife's mother has already passed away #so glad that the husband's parents (her inlaws) AND the bff's parents were so supportive of the wife #which shows just how much of a good person she is #BUT MY GOOOOOD #ALSO THE BEST FRIEND WAS ALSO GOING THRU A DIVORCE AS WELL????? #bc HER husband cheated on her #SO SHE KNOWS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE #AND STILL DID THE SAME TO HER FRIEND #i feel like years were taken away from my life sklsks #anyways sorrry #i just needed to get that out #bc i'm so amped up omg it's not even my life lakslaksdhakjdnasd #ramblings

[zibiscusloon]

Nebuluna (Set when she and Cala Maria are dating)

"You haven't told Michael yet have you?" Gabriel questioned

"That i'm dating the number 1 sea beast who idolize Leviathan, not yet." Nebuluna said

"Look I get it, dude can be... over-protectie to such news, but I like to think given time your father would be happy your going for happiness." Gabriel stated

"I'm more worried about the interim, cause I'll know he will do something stupid that may or may not lead to one of those sappy reconciliation scenes in movies." Nebuluna stated flatly.

"Fair... but take comfort he won't over-react like Lucy did when he learned Newsie dating that kid he hates with the fury of a thousand suns." Gabriel stated.

As if to punctuate his point in hell we see the Devil shouting "PULL!" Chip Bettigan pulled a lever launching a bunch of cup upwards with the devil launching a huge fireball that incinerated them.

"Are you going to do that every time I go on a date with Cuphead? I ask cause the imps been complaining about having to use bowls to drink there tea from," Newsie questioned annoyed.

#submission #THANK YOU- this is so cute sjakajajjak- #cuphead #cuphead oc #cuphead show #the cuphead show #cuphead: ddwtd #oc x canon #cuphead the devil #cala maria #cuphead chips bettigan #disaster utensils #Neb is so damn tired #Gabe doing his best to be a supportive uncle #cups are just legally banned in hell #chips isn’t payed enough for this- #sassy newsie is best newsie #again thank you sm- #💕💕💕💕💕💕

[vampirebutterflies]

Koala pics????? Please!!! <3

I probably should’ve clarified that they’re not like. Cute pics because it was nearly 9pm at an airport BUT!! here u go <3

#another fun fact is that it was quite tricky to figure out the best support branches for them bc they require a Y shaped support to rest #they all arrived perfectly fine! #(​I’ve made it non rebloggable just as a precaution bc I dunno if I’d technically need permission to post but. whatever. it’s tumblr) #but yeah this was official zoo transportation so like. it’s fully legal and safe and to very high standards etc etc #small peek into aster’s real human life #ask asteroid 💫 #creatureposting #doubt anyone will have questions and I dunno if I could answer them but if u do. #go ahead!!

[gobbluthbutagirl]

the other day i got a notification in my bank account that my email appeared in a dark web leak and that i should change the password but here’s the thing. i have had that email since i was 12. it is connected to my dad’s internet provider that has since been bought out by another company. i use the email exclusively on my iphone’s mail app. the password for it is stored in the settings for the mail app but there is no way for me to view the password in the settings for the mail app. the password is not stored in the password keychain. i do not remember the password. and the only device that has the password saved in an accessible way is my 10-year-old desktop computer that does not turn on because the graphics card is dead and needs to be replaced. and today something highly suspect has been happening in my email inbox and i literally cannot change the password because not only do i not know the current password. i do not know what website i would even need to go on to change the password if i DID know it. when i say “hell” you say “on earth!!!”

#it’s a different email than the one i use for tumblr/ao3/etc btw #because it’s my full legal name lmao #my dad is waiting to hear back from customer support but until then i can only assume the account is compromised & unusable to me #i don’t even know how many websites i have signed up to with that email #OR how many of those websites have my debit card info on file #so all i can do now(and have done already) is lock my card. pray for the best. #and pray that i will remember to unlock the card if i go to the store tomorrow

[detectiveconnor]

connor balancing trying to be realistic with trying to be helpful, that's the thought

#so very few violent crimes reach the courtroom and even of those -- so very few reach a conviction #he doesn't want to tell people Not to pursue charges. he Wants to pursue them and press charges and carry it all the way through #but it is unfair and not good work to pretend the most straightforward attitude about pressing charges (that it 'must' happen) #is one that renders the best results for every victim of violent crime. #sometimes reporting it and having I Believe You and walking away is the best someone can do for themselves. and connor would like #to arrest the people who hurt them #he would Like to press charges. he would Like to see a conviction. #but his priority is the victim #and the victim's priority should be the victim #and not every survivor wants to survive and spend the next twelve or twenty four months of their life #in ridiculous legal red tape and judicial jargon. #It Is Exhausting and he will not let someone walk into that blind. but if they're aware -- #if they know? #then they've got his full support. #you want to throw the book at them? let's throw the book at them.

[falloutrebellion]

Tell me how a guy on twitter just told me that mass shooters in America are directly caused because single moms raise them inadequately 🥴

#honestly I can’t believe I’m arguing with him #I have a literal degree in sociology AND criminal studies #kindly kiss my ass #when I tell you #MOSTTTTTTTT #SINGLE MOMS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM #imagine working two jobs to support your child #and while doing that #and trying to pay the bills and everything else #your kids is gone late at night while you’re not home and doing god knows what #yes you are legally responsible #BUT YOURE THE ONLY ONE RESPONSIBLE #DOING YOUR BEST #WHILE THE MAN WHO KNOCKED U UP LEAVES HIGH AND DRY #and know it’s solely your fault #you didn’t do enough #you’re a piece of shit and your kid is too #and you know what the REAL problem is? #America #we base whole system off a cishet system that DOESNT fit everyone else #AMERICA should BE diverse with ideas and cultures but instead we hyper focus on what was done before and try to redo it but better #life is different now and in a world where reproductive rights are now being taken #more children are being born into unfavorable situations #how are we going to fucking fix this??? I hate this place

[vypcr]

“It’s not fair y’know. Everyone else got to go back to normal but here we are eating shit.”

yes bb you’re right and you should say it

#there's a reason tory and robby are the only ones who got prosecuted (besides maybe stingray based on a passing comment) #there were so many people involved in that fight and so much bullshit happened and YET #only two of them got stuck with lasting consequences for it???? hm #it's not bc they actually care about 'justice' or whatever bullshit excuse they needed scapegoats to appease the mob of parents #while also incurring the least amount of legal trouble necessary #and the best way to avoid that? target two of the kids with the least amount of financial resources and fragile support systems #it helps them that tory started the fight and robby hurt miguel. it was an easy choice for them. #still scummy as fuck though. fuck the whole school system and I stand by that. #punitive justice is bullshit anyway but especially when targeted towards teenagers #even more when you consider the school did literally nothing to intervene in any of the bullying or ongoing escalation of things #sat on their asses until they HAD to do something bc it was already out of control #did nothing to help their students or offer them support just wanted everyone to be quiet and pretend like there are no problems lol #god idk why I'm going off on this again today but I'm rewatching s3 and I'm MAD AS HELL

[usatrustedlawyers]

#usa trusted lawyers #legal support #best lawyers #lawyer near me

[sleep-deprived-person]

So apparently KOSA (2024 edition) is getting either thrown out until next year or put into effect in six days. That was a guesstimate based on a different person saying that's when Congress is back in session and may be false.

Update that's going in the main post at the top: it has enough support to pass Congress.

It failed the last two times because people were voting against it.

This time, KOSA has traction among the pro-LGBTQ parties. Because nobody is fucking calling their bullshit and screaming from the rooftops that calling it the "Kids Online Safety Act" is misleading.

What will it passing do?

Nothing much, only prevent any education on LGBTQIA+ (it's that stupid fucking argument about us grooming kids again), shut down nearly every fandom space on the internet, and make it required for most big tech companies to have your ID.

Want to have resources for kids to discover their identity readily available? Yes? Then fucking speak up against this stupid fucking bill.

Fandom spaces like Tumblr, Twitter (? I thought the MAGA assholes liked Musk?), Tiktok, Archive Of Our Own, and any other website that hosts fanfic or fanart? Either shut down permanently, forced to uproot to a different country and down for a while (best case scenario, and they likely won't be able to send any data, and therefore fanfics, to the US), or gutted so that you only get to put G rated cishet ships on there, if any shipping at all. How to avoid that? I've already said it: Call your fucking representatives.

Want to avoid the fucking dystopic task of being legally obligated to give big tech your government issue ID? Again, cause an uproar. Call your goddamned representatives.

If they can pass this, the ripple effects could be catastrophic.

So, for fuck's sake, any Americans that can impact this stupid fucking bill and see this? Do everything in your power to shut it down because you have until February twenty sixth (26th) to send this bill back to where it belongs.

And if you can't do that? Reblog, copy my tags, and boost the signal.

Sorry not sorry for ranting, making you scroll through that, and swearing a probably excessive amount, but KOSA is a bill with a GLOBAL IMPACT being passed by ONE COUNTRY because some old people are scared of two guys with who were told they were girls kissing within five hundred miles of a child. Fuck this shit, I shouldn't have to worry about bad bills in America but I fucking do because I use the internet and would like to avoid mass censorship. Fuck this, fuck conservatives, and fuck the fact that some boomers make your country's policies.

Now, if you won't mind me, I'm going to be up until three in the morning downloading fanfiction or copying and pasting them into a a text file if I can't so I can read them by the end of the week.

#kids online safety act #media preservation #kosa #kosa bill #ao3 #archive of our own #tumblr #tumblr meta #fandom psa #fandom spaces #fandom #important #psa #bad internet bills #twitter #internet censorship #internet #very important post #anti censorship #anti conservative #signal boost #fanfic #fanfiction #<- these tags are relevant because they will be lost for god knows how long if this stupid bill passes #stop kosa #stop kids online safety act #tiktok #i don't like that one but censorship is censorship dammit and it's on the list