every time R comes to clean i give her extra money (she asks for £11/h, she gets 11.50-12.50 kind of dependent on my exact change situation but always at least 11.50) and she argues her rate is £11 and tries to give me change and it's like
ok minimum wage is 11.44 i literally cannot pay you less than that and at that point you might as well round up to 11.50 but also. i am a white woman hiring a black woman to clean my house. stop asking for slave wages. girl.
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“I might just die, it would make no difference” “I died on the altar waiting for proof” “I might just not get up” “oh, what a way to die” “two graves, one gun” “I would’ve died for your sins” “I leap from the gallows” “if you wanted me dead you should’ve just said” “never quite buried” “were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?” “I think I might die if I made it”
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*calls you "bestie" even though we've never interacted outside of hitting each other's follow button*
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BONDED PAIR WITH MY BESTIE glitter stickers available here !! 3” or 1” , waterproof and everything :33
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I made a friend at the beach today!
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Angoulême 🔥
I naively thought that I could start listening to the Witcher audiobooks again without any consequences. Oh, how wrong I was. I don't think I'm even sorry...
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Erica Ortegas is the most supportive of supporting characters.
She listens:
She cheers her friends' victories:
She makes them laugh:
She encourages them when they're struggling:
She stands by them in difficult situations:
She helps them solve their problems:
She celebrates their successes:
She expresses her admiration.
She's got you.
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These Barbies pump weights. W/@jaaake
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