#bestie I wanna talk about your son get over here

[desswright29]

FEMININITY

Pairing: Shuri Udaku X Confused reader

Word Count: 7.2k 😳

Contains: Fluff, Smut(18+), Reader has a child

A/N: This story kicked my ass so I really hope y’all read and enjoy! An homage to what’s beautiful about being with a woman.

Queen: I needed to get away. I’ll be in your city. Can I come by to see you guys tonight?

You look down at the message and smile. Shuri. You two became fast friends when you began an internship at one of the outreach centers. You ran through the ranks easily which caught the attention of the Princess, and caused you two to form an easy friendship. After your internship was over, you got a job at Stark enterprises with a glowing recommendation from the now Queen of Wakanda. You and Shuri remained friends, though you didn’t see eachother as often due to both of your busy schedules. But every once in awhile she came around to unwind from her chaotic life.

 Angel: Anytime Queen. We’ll be glad to have you. 🥰

You text back and sit your phone down. You turn around to your seven yr old son sitting at the Kitchen table, eating his breakfast like a big boy. “Guess what little guy!” He looks up from his food, and smiles at you beaming as he senses your excitement. “Shuri’s coming by today!” His eyes widen as he bounced a little in his seat.

 “Shuri!” He said voice filled with joy “Mommy, You think she’ll bring me something cool!” He asked. Eyes big and bright, already anticipating his new gadget. “Who knows kiddo.” You say with a smile. “Finish your food and have an awesome day in school and we’ll see.” You already knew she’d definitely be bringing him something. She was particularly impressed with your son and loved giving him things that would eventually cause you grief. 

  “Zahir, Let’s go little one!” You yelled to him from the living room. He came hopping down the stairs. You’d gotten yourself and your son ready for the day, and were out of the house in record time, now you were eager to tackle your day. You dropped off Zah with a hug and kiss and headed to work, all smiles and waves as you headed to your office with a bounce in your step. Asia, your work bestie, saw you coming as she got coffee from the break room. Her brow raised over top of her cup as she took a sip looking at you suspiciously. Your eyes connected and you continued walking right past her. “Oh no you did not!” She yells after you as she jogs to catch up, falling in your step.

 “My aren’t we chipper and ready for the day!” She says to you sarcastically doing a happy little wiggle. You look at her and roll your eyes. “ I’m always happy to be here. I love my job nosy.” She scoffs. “Uh huh, speaking of nosyyyy, I hear the Queens in town.” She smiled big, cutting right to the chase, typical Asia. You raise a brow avoiding eye contact. “British?” You say inquisitively as you both enter your office. She closes the door behind you both.

“Bitch, you know what Queen I’m talking about. The one that’s got you walking through the office smiling and waving like Ms. America!” She mocks you smiling big, waving, laughing, and pointing, amplifying your earlier interactions. You laugh “I was not doing all that. You’re so extra!”

“Whatever girl, that’s not what I’m here for. Have you heard from her?” She sat in one of the leather chairs infront of your desk making herself comfortable. You follow her lead sitting in the the chair behind your desk. “ Yes I have she’s stopping by tonight.” Asia squeals. “Oh hell yea! I’m coming” You raise both brows and shake your head “Absoluetly not! Don’t bring your ass to my house Asia.” 

“You’re right, I don’t wanna be in the way.” She said wiggling her brow and rolling her body. 

“Get a life.” You say trying to hide your grin. 

“Damn girl! Leave it up to you to pull a fine ass African, stud Queen. Where they making those at? Talk about one of one.” You try to hold back your laugh. “I really hate you, who says shit like that Asia. And Shuri is not a stud, she’s a Stem, and we are very much FREINDS and that’s ALL.” You say with emphasis.

“Ah Ha! You said that shit like you believed it. That was cute. It’s giving Letitia Wright.” She laughed, and you flicked her off. “I’m just saying, Stud, Stem, whatever the fuck she wanna be, I’m straight as an arrow and she could fold me in half and strap my ankles to the headboard! Do you hear me! I’d be turning all the tricks! The neighbors would know my na-“

“Aight! Damn Asia you always take it far. Get out of my office so I can start my day.”

“That’s cool. I’ll do that. But you better hop on that strap before somebody take your seat hoe. Give that baby a stud daddy!” She gets up out of her chair. 

“ Please, Leave”

“BYE! Bougie bitch.” She whispers the last part under her breath as she walks out. 

“I heard that!” You yell.

“SO!” She yells back.

You shake your head laughing. You smile and continue your day happily anticipating the night. 

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You looked in your mirror placing your locs in a high ponytail leaving two locs out in the front. You’d showered and changed into a form fitting black short set. The shirt rose just above your naval showing off your waist beads. You sprayed on your “Killian Love Don’t Be Shy”, glossed your lips, and headed to your kitchen to check on your sides before putting the steaks on the grill. You turned on your speaker and danced around as you cooked. Shuri loved your cooking. You smiled as you thought of how she always reacted to your meals. Zah Sat in the living room playing games on his Nintendo Switch, when you both heard the door bell ring. 

  You both stopped what you were doing and raced eachother toward the door. Your son ran past you pushing you out of the way. “Boy!” He got to the door and smiled at you. “Beat you Mama!” He laughed, and opened the door. You didn’t have time to react before your heart dropped to your stomach. There she stood with that sexy ass smile, hands behind her back. Her undercut was fresh, beautiful curls sat neatly atop her head stopping right above her brow, right ear adorned in several earrings, and she had a single gold chain around her neck. She wore a dark grey shortsleeved compression shirt with matching sweat pants. Her lean muscles more pronounced than the last time you saw her, tattoos gracing her arms making her even more of a work of art. She looked at you and smiled with a wink before squatting down in front of Zahir. 

“SHURI!!” He yelled running into her arms, that she held out for him, as she dropped the bag she’d had in her hands. “Wow little man! You’re getting so big.” She says pulling back and ruffling his individual twist. “Yea, Mommy says I’m a big boy. I got muscles too. “He says stepping back flexing for her.

“Ooooweee!” She reached to touch it and snapped her hand back fast. “Dang kid! You almost broke my finger.” 

“Yep, I’m gonna be really strong and fast like you!”

“Oh you’re coming for me huh little panther?” She says as she picks him up and throws him over her shoulder as she stands and walks in the house. Using her foot to close the door. He laughs and kicks as she holds him tight while walking over to you. It felt like your world slowed down, like she was moving in slow motion towards you. Your eyes trailed her body. The way she moved, the way she paired her femininity with masculinity was feminine in its own right. Only something a woman could master so gracefully. With her hands being full, she could only lean down and press a gentle  kiss on your forehead in greeting. You wrapped your arms around her and Zah, Her scent immediately enveloping you; vanilla, cinnamon, and a hint of burnt cherry. She was intoxicating. 

“Hey Shuri poo!” She pulled back and smiled. “It smells good in here.” You roll your eyes and smack her arm playfully. “It’s good to see you too Shuri” She looks you up and down, eyes lingering on the swell of your hips a while longer than they should, she smirks. “Always a pleasure Ms. Y/l/n.” She walks away, drops her bag next to the couch, and then takes Zahir off her shoulder into the air and slams him into the couch. “Shuri! Don’t start that rough sh- stuff already!” 

Shuri looked at Zah with wide eyes. “I know what she was about to say, do you know what she was about to say.” “Shuri! Don’t get put out immediately. Give yourself time.” She bunches up her lips in skepticism. “ Girl, please. We could take her right Zah! We could beat her up and take over the kingdom.” “Yea! You don’t want none mommy!” Shuri laughs. “Tell her Zah Zah!” You bite your lip, and shake your head at the interaction. “It’s been thirty seconds and I’m tired already.” You say walking back into the kitchen. You couldn’t help but smile listening to Shuri and Zahir continue to wrestle in the living room as you finished up cooking. 

  Zahir excitedly runs into the kitchen with Shuri trailing behind him, she’d taken off her shoes and made herself comfortable per usual. “Mommy! Mommy! Look at what Shuri made me.” You look down at the gauntlet on his wrist. As he aimed it at you and shot little foam balls. You stare at Shuri blankly as you get hit repeatedly. She looks at you, lips folded clearly holding back laughter judging by the furrow in her brow. 

“Wow! Another well thought out gift that won’t drive your mother crazy! Way to go Shuri!” You say with false excitement, narrowing your eyes at Shuri. She burst into laughter. “All in a days work!” She says with a salute. You smirk rolling your eyes, and turn back towards the stove. You feared your eyes would roll out of your head by the end of the night. Zahir ran out of the kitchen to continue launching balls from his gauntlet all over your clean home. Shortly after he leaves you feel arms wrap around your waist, as Shuri nuzzles her head into your neck. You lean back into the hug, laying your head onto hers.

“You’re not mad at me, are you?” She askes as she moves her hands up and down your sides, then lower to began caressing your lower back with her thumbs. 

“Ofcourse not. You’re not doing anything I didn’t expect. He loves it when you visit you know.” You say bringing your hand up to stroke the side of her face, as you close your eyes body melting into her touch.

“Yes, I know, I wish I could be here more often. He’s a blast.”

“Yea? It’s almost like he’s the only reason you come.” You say teasingly.

Shuri turned you to face her taking your hands in hers, gently placing them around her neck. She wrapped her arms around your waist pulling you flush against her as she placed her forehead against yours. 

“You know that’s the furthest thing from the truth. I’ve missed you, Ntomb'am (my girl), You look so appetizing.” You blush looking into her deep brown orbs. 

“I’ve missed you too. You look aight” You say, laughing at your own joke. Shuri gasped in exaggerated offense. “Aight!? Damn you’re cold. I’m truly, truly hurt. Really.” She says, staring into your eyes, both of you getting lost until you were interrupted by the chime of her kimoyo beads. You both unwrap yourselves from eachother and you turn fast trying to slow your heart rate, as she steps back to answer the call. 

“Hey! What’s going on?”

“Nothing I just missed you, called to see how everything went today.”

“It went great! You know I walked out with them in the palm of my hand.” You hear a little giggle from the other end of the call. 

“Ofcourse you did. You’re brilliant!” Shuri smiles, you internally roll your eyes. Turning around to plate your steaks. 

“Thank you! You’re so sweet to me. I’m getting ready to eat dinner now, and then I’m gonna lay down. It’s been a long day. I’ll call you first thing tomorrow though. Ok?”

“Ok babe! Talk to you tomorrow.” She hung up and you looked at her as you turned off the stove, eyebrow raised. 

“Riri?”

“Yea.” She says walking back over to you placing her arms back around your waist. 

“She sounds nice. You two together now?” You ask. 

“Why? Do you want me?” A glimmer in her eye and mischief on her face. Those words made your pussy quiver. 

“Shuri, don’t start.” You removed her arms from your waist. 

“I’ve already started sweet girl.” She stepped back licking her lips. 

“Dinners ready” You say trying to hide the effect she was having on your body.

She smiled and nodded. Eyeing you knowingly.

“Hm. Ok Y/n.”

  Your relationship with Shuri was….well… complicated. You see, Shuri and you were indeed only friends (much to Shuri’s dismay) because you were “straight”. Atleast, that’s what you’d told yourself all of your life. That is until you met Shuri. From the moment she’d entered your workstation in the lab of the outreach, she’d created thoughts in your mind you had never imagined experiencing before. Casually put, she confused the fuck out of you; and as time passed it only got worse. You’d insisted she keep her distance so that neither of you crossed any lines, figuring that would quell the desire. But, the longer the time apart, the more intense your want became. So, when you would see eachother, touches would linger, hugs got longer, turning into gentle caresses, and intimate forehead kisses; but never further than that. 

When she informed you of her budding romance with Riri Williams you’d thought you’d feel relieved, like you move on, but jealousy hid itself deep in the pits of your stomach; And that’s how you intended to keep it. You couldn’t have feelings for Shuri. You were straight and she was no experiment. She was human, and a damn good friend. You couldn’t loose her.

 Shuri called Zahir in to eat and then helped you set the table. You all sat down at the table to a dinner of steak, creamy potatoes, broccoli, and homemade rolls, like a happy little family. Moments like this made you fantasize about what it would really be like to be the Queens woman. Whenever she stepped into your home it felt as though everything was complete. Her and Zahs connection made your heart swell, watching them together gave you butterflies.

“What’s going on in that pretty little head over there? “ You were snapped out of your thoughts and met with Shuri’s curious gaze across the table from you. “Nothing really just zoned out a bit,” You lie. Zah giggled. “You said mommy’s head is pretty.” Shuri laughs with him. “It is a pretty cute head kid, you gotta admit. That’s where you get it from”

“You two are so childish” you say. “I am a child mommy.” You all laugh together.

 Once you all finish eating, you start clearing the table and preparing to wash dishes. “Alright Zah, it’s time to get your toys all put away so I can give you a bath.” “Aww, mommy I want to stay up and play with Shuri.” He says with his lip poked out. “No sir, you have school in the morning and Shuri will be leaving soon. All of your toys need to be up by the time I finish the dishes.” You told him sternly.

“I don’t wanna!” He screams at you, stomping his foot. Your brows furrowed as you walked up to Zah. “Little Boy-“ 

“Woah! Allllright little one.” Shuri said swooping in and picking him up, saving him from your wrath. “How about I stay? You go in the room and pick up your toys, let mommy give you a bath, and I’ll come in and hang out with you until you go to sleep. And in the morning I’ll be here to make my famous pancakes. How does that sound?” 

“Yes!” Zah shouts.

“Only if it’s ok with mommy, and you have to apologize to her and promise me you’ll never speak to her like that again. That wasn’t cool little guy.” Zah looked at her and nodded. “Ok I promise” Zah wiggled out of Shuri’s arms and walked over to you hugging your legs. “I’m sorry mommy. Can Shuri please stay?” They both look at you with puppy dog eyes and lips poked out. You look back and forth between them and let out a sigh.“Ok, Shuri can stay.” 

“Yes!” They both say, and give eachothers high fives. “Go before she changes her mind.”

Zah runs out of the kitchen at lightening speed. “Zah slow down!” You yell after him. Shuri looks at you with a grin like Cheshire Cat. “You two are gonna be the death of me. And how do you plan on explaining where you are to everyone? Where are the Dora?”

“Y/n, I am the Black Panther a security detail is hardly needed. I am also an adult. I can go and come as I please.” You look at her skeptically.

“Y/n it’s fine.” She said dismissively. “And I already came prepared to stay.” She said using her head to point towards the overnight bag on the floor in the living room. “Really Shuri.”

“Really, really. Now let me help you with the dishes.” You moved over and allowed her to help, knowing there was no point in saying ‘no’ to her. As you guys finish up the dishes, “Can’t get enough” by Tamia started to play over the speaker. “OOO I love this song! I learned the dance too. Come dance with me.”  She said as she turned up the speaker. 

“Oh now I gotta see this.”

“You doubting me?”

“Not at all Panther” You leaned back against the counter looking at her. Humor filled your eyes as you waited for her to dance. Shuri’s eyes lowered as she placed her bottom lip between her teeth with a smile, and began to dance. Just when you thought you couldn’t get anymore attracted to her, watching her smoothly get through the complicated line dance, made your stomach flutter. “Come on entle, don’t leave me hanging!” She says, stopping to sway her hips side to side and raise her arms up in front of her, making a come hither motion with both her hands. Your body floated over to her, grabbing her hands as you danced together laughing, having a blast until the song ended. 

“Ok, ok I see you, you smooth with it.”

“ I’m African, of course I am!” 

“Oooook conceited.”

“What’s wrong with that?” She says licking her lips. “If you know, you know right.” She walked up to you grabbing your hips. Pushing you back into the cabinets, looking you deep in your eyes, licking her lips. She was laying it on thick tonight and you weren’t sure how much longer it would be before you crumbled under the pressure. You pull away quickly. “I gotta get Zah ready for bed.” She stood smirking. “I’ll finish up in here.” She calls after you. It was gonna be a long night.

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You’d now gotten Zah all washed up and dressed for bed. Shuri sat beside his bed,after a game of hide n seek and reading him his millionth bedtime story. You were down stairs enjoying the quiet with a glass of wine and “Living Single”.

“Alright Zah Man, you gotta go to sleep little guy. You don’t want to be sleepy in the morning. You can’t be the smartest kid in the world if you don’t let your brain rest.” Shuri says. 

“Ok. But can I ask you a question?”

“One more and then its sleepy time. Promise?” She held out her pinky. Zah nodded. 

“Promise.” They locked pinky’s. 

“Now what’s up little one.”

“Shuri can you live with us? You make my mommy smile a lot and you’re the coolest! I wish you could be here forever.” Shuri looked at him a moment, gathering her thoughts trying to figure out what to say. She stood and walked over to lay back on the bed with him as they both looked at the ceiling. She sighed.

“ You know if I had it my way, you and your mommy would be in Wakanda with me. You are such a brilliant little boy. I’d be proud to have you in my lab teaching you all that I know. Maybe one day your mommy will let me take you. Hm? But, right now you have to be here in school, your mommy’s work is here, and I have to be in my Country. I’d love to be here more often, but I’m busy making sure the world is safe for you. I promise to see you and your mommy more often though. Ok?” Shuri looked over at Zah who was obviously fighting sleep now, his blinking slowing down. 

“ Ok.” He says in his sleepy little voice. “I love you Shuri.” Shuri picks him up and lays him on her chest, her eyes watering a bit. “I love you too, Zah.” She says rocking him to sleep.

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   Shuri lay a bit longer with Zah. The conversation they’d just had overtaking her thoughts. In all honesty, Shuri was taken with you. Had been the moment she’d laid eyes on you. She wanted nothing more than to come home to the both of you everyday. But, you were “straight”, so she respected your boundaries. It seemed that as time passed though, those boundaries became lax. Almost as though you felt the same. She’s tried to let this go, but it’d become so much more than a crush, and she couldn’t fathom that the feeling wasn’t mutual. Maybe she was setting herself up to be hurt, overthinking the signals. Either way, Shuri knew she was in love with you, and it felt like you loved her too. 

   She sighed, placing Zah gently on the bed and quietly making her way out of the room after placing a gentle kiss to his forehead. As she made her way to the living room, she stopped at the top of the stairs, looking down at you as you sat brows furrowed in concentration, as you tapped away at your laptop. She took note of how effortlessly beautiful you were. How just the sight of you made her heart pick up in pace. How being here with you and Zah made her feel at home. She quietly walked down the stairs, sneakily walking up behind you, she placed her hands on your shoulders. “You work too hard.” She says as she began to massage the tention out of your shoulders. You let out a low moan at the pleasure of her touch. 

“Says the Scientist Queen Panther.” You look up at her and smile. Shuri lets out a chuckle, as your eyes close and your head lulls forward giving her better access to your tense neck and shoulders. She bent down to whisper in your ear, “Don’t forget masseuse.” You let out a hum, as she kissed you right bellow your ear. She stopped massaging and walked around the couch to stand in front of you.

 “Is there a deadline?” She asked referring the work you were doing. “No. Just staying ahead of the game.” “Good, you’re done for the night. Relax with me.” She removed the laptop from your lap, and placed it on your coffee table. Plopping down on the couch and grabbing your legs to place them on her lap, you bit your lip as you watched her beautiful, tattooed hands go to work on your feet. “So what’s been up here? Have you started seeing anyone yet? “

“Why do none of my friends beat around the bush. Right into it huh?”

“No point. Answer the question.” 

“No. I mean, I’ve been on a few dates. They were just… Shit.” You shrug nonchalantly.

“Hm” Shuri turned to look into your eyes as she massaged you.“ I just had quite an intresting conversation with Zah.” 

“Hm? Really? What about?” Your eyes started to close again. Her hands were like magic. You couldn’t help but wonder how they were in other a-. “He says I should move in with you guys” Your eyes snapped open, and her eyes were still locked on you. “He says I make you happier. Do I?” She says, she scoots down slouching more in her seat resting her head back on the couch, not taking her eyes off of you. Quite frankly, Shuri no longer wanted to pretend so here it goes. “ I-I enjoy when you’re around? Yes.”

She snickers “You enjoy when I’m around huh?” She turns her head away from you staring straight ahead a moment before turning her body toward you fully. “Y/n. I gotta be honest. I want to move forward with Riri. I really like her. And she likes me. Like really likes me. She’s beautiful, intelligent, she makes me laugh, she’s easy to talk too, and she knows what she wants. Everything I could ever want or need in a woman. I deserve that.” You remove your feet out of Shuri’s hands and off of her lap placing them underneath you. “You’re right. You do deserve that. So what’s stopping you?” Shuri stares as though she’s looking through you.

“That.” She points at your eyes wiggling her finger back and forth between each eye.

“What?” You say, following her finger before swatting it away in irritation.

“The jealousy in your eyes when I mention her. The little eye roll in the kitchen earlier. I saw it.”

“Shuri-“

“Y/n, how do you feel about me? And before you answer, you should know that I see you. The way you look at me. How your body reacts to my touch. You haven’t been able to have a serious relationship since we met eachother. It’s been years. So what I need is for you to be honest with yourself.” You look at Shuri trying to figure out what route to take. You could continue on with your silent crush, or you could lay it all out on the table. You sigh and choose the latter. You stand and began to pace. 

“Shuri, you mean the world to me. I���ve never felt like this about anybody before let alone a woman. It’s scary. These feelings I have for you..i-it’s crazy how you make me feel. Just a look from you could bring me to my knees Shuri. The way you walk, the way you talk, the way you look at me and touch me, It’s all so overwhelming. I honestly don’t know what I feel  or why I’m feeling it, and feelings are involved. I don’t want to experiment with you to try and figure out whatever these feelings are and then I loose you completely. Fuck! I’m so confused.” You continued to pace avoiding eye contact with Shuri. Nervous tears streaming down your face. 

  Shuri gets up from the couch walking over to you, grabbing your face with both hands wiping at your tears, and pulling your body up against hers. Wrapping your arm around her waist with one hand, she grabs your chin and lifts it until your eyes meet hers with the other. 

“ You’ve never asked if I wanted to be used.” You looked up at her, your confusion apparent. “I don’t think you’re confused. I think you know exactly what you want and it scares the hell out of you. But, see we’re at an impasse here. I can’t move on because you and that little boy have my heart, and believe it or not, you can’t move forward because I have yours.” You try to look away and she turns your face right back to hers.

  “Let me take care of your body. Express to you how I feel physically, emotionally, spiritually. I can show you how it feels to be loved by a woman. And if you don’t want it after I’m done. I promise you’ll still have me as a friend.”

You look up at her, heart racing, terrified at what she was proposing. This could potentially complicate your friendship, or you could end up in a relationship with the intimidatingly beautiful Queen you called friend. Both were equally scary for you. But, with her standing infront of you offering up her body to the science of your chemistry, you couldn’t resist. You nod.

“Take care of me.” Shuri smiled and nodded. Slowly she leaned in capturing you lips in hers. Her hands began to massage you everywhere releasing your tension. You’re heart beat against your chest as you finally kissed the lips you’d dreamed about. You let out a shaky breath against her lips. This was so much better than a dream. You couldn’t have imagined the feeling of being in Shuri’s arms like this in your wildest dreams. The first brush of her lips against yours took your breath away. Now as you stood kissing her, your hands entangled in her curls, you felt your knees give way. Shuri felt it as well, Her strong arms tightening around you as she moved backward to the couch. 

She sat as you straddled her lap your lips never breaking contact. She placed her hands on your plump behind pressing you into her, signaling for you to move. You began to grind against her as her hands moved to your hips helping you as she rolled her body up into you. Shuri breaks the kiss, lust now pooling out of her eyes.

“ That right baby. Keep moving for me.” She slapped your ass. “Here’s how this is gonna go sphalaphala sam (my pretty one). I’m going to make love to you. Well. Very Well. I’m going to make your body feel things it’s never felt before. I’m going to fuck your mind, your heart, and this pretty little pussy all at once. This will feel spiritual. I’ll be gentle this time, but If at any point you want me to stop just say it, and I will. Do we have an understanding?” At this point your body was screaming for her. You were salivating and would do whatever she said. 

“Yes” You moaned, and Shuri smiled. 

“That’s my good girl. Keep going.” She leaned foreward and removed her shirt. 

“Look at you. So sexy in this tight ass set and those waist beads.” She eyes you with her hands still on your ass, still grinding into you as you rolled your hips onto her. “Nah you’re not confused mtuwam. You know exactly what you want huh beautiful?”  You opened your mouth but the words got stuck in your throat. You could only let out a soft “Ah”.  

“Awww, My sweet Y/n, you need me don’t you. Tell me what you need?” You were panting, rocking against her, pussy tingling from the friction. 

“I-I n-need you to t-touch me.” You couldn’t believe this was happening. You were here crossing a line with your friend that could change everything. But you were here now and there was no turning back. 

“ You sure that’s what you want?”

“Yes! Yes. Please Shuri” Looking into her eyes, you were now putty in her hands. She bit her lip, and raised her brow as though she was not convinced.

“Please baby. I n-need it so bad.” You whisper leaning in ghosting your lips over hers. You could feel heat seize your body as she smiled against your lips.

“Yea?” She whispered back. “I know baby.” She reached inbetween the two of you rubbing your pussy through your shorts. “She’s talking to me. Leaking through your shorts, so wet and warm. I can smell her. She’s calling out to her Panther.” She rubbed with a little more force as you continued to grind. “ You hear her..” She leaned up to your ear and whispered “Panther, Panther,” as she pressed into your pussy making it squelch.

“Fuck! Shuri please!”

“Shuri’s not here any more babygirl.”

“Ha uuuhn! Panther!”

“You learn fast sthandwa. Let’s take this to the bedroom hm?”

“Please”

  She picks you up carrying you to your master suit. Closing and locking the door behind you guys. Once you two exited this room nothing would be the same again. 

“Griot play my “Y/n” playlist” 

“Yes, Panther” 

You looked at her shocked as “Anywhere” by 112 began to play.

“You made a playlist?” 

“What can I say. I am always prepared” She grabs your hips and kisses you walking you over to the bed sitting you down. She breaks the kiss once again. Backing up,she begins removing her sports bra. “You see, the best part about being with a woman. Is the body.” She removed her sports bra. “The curves, so soft and supple.” Her voice so soft and  seductive drove you crazy, as you were now met with her pretty breast “Do you want to touch me Y/n?” You nod, mouth slightly ajar as you took in Shuri’s breast. 

“No, no sweet girl. Use your words”

“Yes, I want to touch you.” Shuri proceeded to walk up to you, still wearing her sweat pants, while her upper half was completely bare except for the gold chain that contrasted so beautifully against her mahogany skin. She grabs your hand placing it up against her soft yet toned stomach. She let out a sigh as you moved your hand upward. Up, up, up until you were cupping her breasts. Shuri bit her lip as you pinched her nipples. 

“Can I taste them?”

“You can do whatever you want babygirl.” You lift yourself up and catch her nipple in your mouth. Suckling like a new born cub. She throws her head back. “Mhm. That’s good my pretty girl.“ The taste of her skin in your mouth and the sound of the moans that came from her made your pussy pulse. You hum with her nipple still in your mouth. Shuri pulls on the band of her sweat pants. 

“Take these off for me Sthandwa, finish undressing me.” You happily oblige. Reaching forward pulling Shuri’s pants and underwear down at the same time. She giggles. “Eager hm?” She stepped out of her pants and laid back on the bed. “Strip for me, slowly, I’ve been waiting for this, and I want to savor every moment.” You got off of the bed slowly and began to seductively strip for Shuri, determined to put on a show for her; not knowing she had plans to put on a show of her own. She slowly opened her legs and began to play with her pussy, eyes never leaving you. “Watch me while I watch you” She moaned. You were placed in a trance. 

You let your shirt come up over your head, as she began rolling her body into her touch biting at her lips. Her soft moans driving your senses wild. The light layer of sweat building up on her begining to make her body glow in the moonlight. Her breast heaving up and down as she let out heavy breaths moaning your name. Her toned thighs spread wide for you, folds glistening, a stream of light hitting it perfectly putting her on display. She was all woman, and that excited you. Your shorts collect one last release of your want before being pulled down your thighs. 

“You knew what you were doing with those tight ass clothes and waist beads.” Shuri smirked. “Straight my ass. Look at you. Mouth and pussy drooling for me. There’s nothing like a woman huh? Ahhh!” Her head falls back in ecstasy as you stand there caressing your breast, and teasing your nipples; completely naked, physically, and emotionally. You were entranced in her pussy, your sight not leaving her drenched core. The sounds calling out to you. “Shit! I could cum just from how desperate you look right now. Is that you want intel? You want to watch me cum for you?”

You nod but quickly correct yourself “Yes. Yes Shuri I want to see you cum please.”

“No.” Your eyes glance up to meet hers. “Tell me pretty girl. Tell me to cum for you.” You look at her. You smirk feeling a bit bolder. You lick your lips. “Cum for me beautiful.” Your voice was low in octave filled with lust. Shuri’s eyes widened briefly at the sudden change, before you watched her stomach contract and her body began to shake, as her once methodical strokes became sporadic. “Oh B-bast! Y/n! I’m c-cumming for you! Uuuhhnn!”

  As you stood and watched her cum, you knew for sure you were hooked. You wanted to hear her scream your name like that all the time. The girly tones of her voice awakening  something inside of you. She was a woman.

“Come my love. Touch me, feel what you do to my body.” You walk over to the bed and hover over Shuri leaning down to kiss her lips, as you reached down and touched another woman for the first time. You moan into her mouth at the feel of her. Her slippery folds encasing your fingers. Meshing around them perfectly. “That’s all for you baby. Now let me show you what I can make your body do for me.” The look in her eyes was devious. As she sat up positioning your body to straddle her thigh. “Grind for me”You began to move your body against her. Shuri wanted to ignite all of your senses, so she grabbed your waist and brought you closer wrapping you in a hug, pressing her body up against yours completely. 

 The feeling of her bare breast pressed against you felt so erotic, as she held you close and placed kisses all over your chest. “Oh Shuri.” You moaned in a whisper. She handled you so gently moving her hands down to your plump ass massaging into it as she helped you get off on her thigh. It felt as though she was worshipping your body. She kept one hand wrapped around your body and the other she brought inbetween the two of you, finding your pussy she began to rub. “Ah fuck! Baby!”

“You like the way I take my time baby. No rush. I want you to feel good in places you never knew you could.” Before you knew it you were laying on your back as she kissed and sucked down your body, making her way toward your pussy. She held up your thighs caressing them as she prepared to dive into her meal.  She licked and sucked all around your pussy, before finally making contact with your clit. “Fuck Shuri!” 

“Mhmm” she moaned into you as she devoured you. 

“Oooo eat this pussy Panther!” She smacked the inside of your thigh. Then she wrapped her arms around both of your thighs and pulled you to the edge of the bed. Devouring your pussy. “S-Shuri ha hooo my g-god!” You were very sure you were seeing heaven, and then she placed a finger inside. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head “M-more. P-please Shuri more!” You reached down grabbing her by her curls grinding against her face. She placed another finger inside of you, and you felt like you were floating. “OMG! Uhn! I’m gonna cum Panther!” Shuri said something but you’ll never know what it was between euphoria and her mouth being filled with pussy. 

  You came hard in her mouth, she continued eating, getting you all cleaned up. And then she kept going. “I want some more pretty girl. Can you give me more.” 

“Uhn! I d-don oh Sh sh pleasassee!! “ your words were failing you.

“Yea you can give me more.” She palms your ass. Getting back up on the bed laying on her back. “Come sit on my face. Drown me in that shit baby. Use me.” She opened her mouth wide sticking out her tounge ready to be your seat. You carefully lower yourself onto her face, but she grabs your thighs holding you down as she ravished you. You started moving your hips faster getting close to another orgasam. “Oh baby I’m gonna cum again! Fuck me Panther! Drink me!” Once again the band snapped and you were cumming, but this time liquid sprayed from your pussy as you squirted on Shuri’s face. She took it like a pro drinking you up.

“Good fucking girl! You’re my good girl huh Y/n. You taste so good.” She said as you fall to the bed trying to control the shaking from the after shocks. “You’re doing so good for me. You’re going to give me one more. Can you do that for me? Want to watch me cum on top of you? ” You look up at her tears falling from your eyes. You didn’t know if you could, but you’d damn sure try if you could see Shuri cum for you again. “Mhmm” is the only sound you could get out. Shuri understood loud and clear. 

Shuri sat up, grabbing your legs pushing them all the way back, she straddles you in a squat.  “As bad as I want to strap you until you’re unconscious, I want their to be no misunderstanding that it is a woman is fucking you like this” She begans to move against you, feet planted firmly on the bed, the muscles in her legs flexing. “Mmmm!” You let out a long groan from the overstimulation. “Shshsh. Don’t worry baby I got you.”  She slowly whined her body against you in a circular motion. You looked down at her, chin still covered in your cum, body glistening in sweat. “ Ahhhh! fuck” she moaned throwing her head back. You followed a large bead of sweat  that moved down from her long sexy neck, to her chest, down the valley of her breast, slowing at her waist that whined expertly above the backs of your thighs. It was femininity in all it’s beautiful, ethereal, glory. You snapped. “Oh My God Shuri! You’re so fucking sexy!” You reach and grab her waist moving underneath her as best you can. 

She looked down at you like a goddess on her throne. “ You never felt like this before?”

“I c-can’t t-take it. You’re d-driving me crazy. Please! I want you! I need you Shuri. I want to be yours! Please Let me be yours!” You screamed, tears streaming down your face, as you were full out crying now. The whole experience was overwhelming. 

“Nobody’s ever known your body like this b-baby? Uuhn! Made you c-cum s-so much? Knew exactly how touch you huh?”

“N-no, n-no, nobody baby! Nobody m-makes me feel like you Shuri! I’m gonna cum again for you!” Shuri fell to her knees, causing her pussy to grind harder against yours as she picked up the pace. “Oh Fuck! Go ahead b-baby let it go, I’m right behind you!” As if your body ran on her command you opened up the flood gates cumming into Shuri’s pussy, as she followed behind. 

“OH GOD SHURI! I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU! I’m so in love with you.” You cried. She collapsed on top of you shaking and breathing hard from her intense orgasam. You both held onto eachother tight. You wrapped your legs around her waist as she nuzzled her face into your neck. You heard the sniffles before you felt tears dropping onto your neck. 

“I know sthandwa. I’m in love with you too”

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[kurogxrix]

ATWOW characters as parents HEADCANONS ;

- neteyam, lo’ak, norm, kiri, ao’nung, rotxo, + tsu’tey

[ All characters aged!up for plot purposes! ]

Lo’ak

Where to even start.

Pray for that baby’s safety cause damn it’s boutta get wild.

He brings your children on his Ikran every time he gets the opportunity to.

Lo’ak loves to show off and showing off to your children is not an exception.

Does cartwheels in the air while your children are with him.

That earns him a good scolding and probably some ear pulling with it too.

Reassures his children that they’re enough. we love him 4 that.

Goes to Neytiri and Jake for advice sometimes.

Once he made you really upset and borderline doubting yourself as a mother after he had said something and he has never hated himself more in that moment.

He went to ask Neytiri how to make things better.

Asked your kids to help him do something to make you feel better.

You lowkey only forgave him cause your children were in the plan and you didn’t wanna disappoint them.

After that he made sure to hold you tightly at night and reminds you how much of an incredible mother you are everyday.

He’s so smitten for his family it’s insane.

The kind of dad that will put his children up on his shoulders and he spins them around.

It’s all happy and joyful until they’re both dizzy and he ends up with puke all over him. That’s what he gets for spinning a toddler over his head.

The type of dad to furrow his eyebrows at your kids when they don’t finish their food (your son literally told you to add more food to his bowl after you warned him that it was a lot).

Neteyam

The chill parent.

He will scold your children when they disobey but i dont see him as the yelling type.

When he gets really angry then he’s a real scary father. But other than that your children all adore him.

loves being his kid’s ‘hero’.

Like when they get their limbs stuck in the fabric of the tents and he goes to unlatch them.

A stressed and tired dad i can just tell.

Makes toys for his children himself because he wants them to be special.

He prolly makes dinner but the kids don’t like it (L for him)

You take up the cooking after his miserably failed attempts at making food. He’s slightly jealous when he watches your kid’s delighted faces at you cooking.

Stays so close to them when you all go swimming at the lake.

Like the water could be at waist level for them and he’d still accompany them.

Lets his children paint on his warrior body paint and he’s lowkey regretting afterwards.

You cant help but make fun of him and your children join in too.

Jokingly sulks after y’all laughed at him.

So now you all owe him a shit ton of kisses.

‘I’m doing this for your own good’ kind of dad, in the least toxic way possible.

Norm

Cutest thing would be you being a na’vi from the omaticaya falling in love with him despite being an avatar.

Lets say his avatar is still alive and well.

It’s kinda hard for him to maintain his family life and head of the avatar program life at the same time.

He pushes through for y’all though.

He cuddles with you and your children in your family tent at night while he wakes up in his human form to take care of himself and the program.

His kids and Jake and Neytiri’s kids are besties.

Takes his children to the lab with him to show them his research.

Loves the way they’re so enamored about his research until they start touching everything.

Has to restrict them at some point.

He can’t get himself to yell at them.

The type of dad to put his children on his shoulder when they can’t see something amongst the crowd.

He’s such a good dad.

He has the dad drip full on. We’re talking a large shirt with cargo shorts and sandals. In his avatar form or human form it doesn’t matter, he’s always rocking the dad drip.

Passes his awkwardness to his kids but you find it endearing.

You love how shy he was when he met you, and you love that you can see that in your children.

He would’ve never expected that he would’ve been here, mated with children but damn Eywa really has plans for everyone.

Brings your kids something back everytime he goes on an exploration.

He shows them the godly privilege of netflix. Doesn’t tell them that it’s on child mode because he fears rebellious teenagers help.

Doesn’t wanna taint them with some human internet bullshit so he never tells them about the web lmao.

Kiri

She’s so cute honestly.

The both of you chose to adopt an metkayina baby that has lost her parents.

You want to teach your daughter in the future that it’s okay to be different, and even if the both of you are look different to her then you’ll always love her.

She amazes your child with her pandora jesus powers.

You’re badass cause I said so and you teach your daughter to stick up for herself.

You’d probably beef with your child’s bullies and Kiri will scold you for acting so brashly.

Will bring your daughter on a walk in the forest every evening.

Kiri relishes in your sweet daughter’s loud laughter when she attracts wild animals to her.

Ao’nung

HES A MENACE BYE.

He’ll be the type of dad to pull lightly on his children’s tails and then look away as they wonder who did it.

you fear letting them too long with their dads cuz you’re scared that they’re gonna turn out as little bullies like he was.

but it’s their dad so you can’t really keep them away. should’ve just chosen a better mate bae���

The type of dad that will hold their baby upside down by the foot while they’re literally screeching in joy.

He’s kinda harsh on olo’eyktan training once your son gets older.

You however take your sweet time while teaching you daughter the ways of Tsahik.

sometimes you gotta remind Ao’nung to calm down lmao.

He doesn’t want his son to hate him or his duties so he eventually does and instead tries and make training sessions more like a fun bonding time between the both men.

He makes dad jokes you cant tell me otherwise.

PROTECTIVE DAD!!!

Every teen in the clan is scared to approach your children (romantically) because of Ao’nung’s wrath.

When one boy finally got the guts to ask your daughter out and she said yes, he was finna flip his shit fr.

You had to PHYSICALLY hold him down as you watched your daughter leave on a date with the man.

He knows that he shouldn’t actually hold his children back from having a romantic life, so instead he chooses to tease them about it.

‘Saw that boy giving you googly eyes yesterday, heard from some rumors that he happens to be dating the olo’eyktan’s daughter?’

‘heard you sneaking out the marui last night son, you really should work on your sneakiness.”

The type of dad that WILL swear at your children but like fondly? like;

Your son and him are playing fight in your marui at night when he has the amazing idea to tickle his father.

‘Oh you little bitch, it’s on,”

Then he gets scolded by you and potentially his ear pulled as you do so but oh well it was worth it.

Brags to his spirit brother about his children.

doesn’t wanna admit but he secretly loves it when you all just cuddle up to him during cool nights. Then pretends to be annoyed by im later in the morning.

You all know he’s capping.

Rotxo

sweetest dad in all of awa’atlu.

The metkayina woman are probably jealous of your baby daddy I ain’t even gon’ lie to you.

He loves burping your child for some reason.

I headcanon him as someone that has grown up with only girls. Like full on just sisters and their mother so when his first child is born a son he can’t help but be ecstatic at the newborn male company.

He physically cannot scold your children so you have to do it yourself.

Makes you look like the bad cop.

He spoils your children a little too much.

Like they wanna try akula meat? damn just wait a min for him to call up his skimwing-

Your children have a fav parent and it’s clearly him.

They still love you though.

Rotxo’s always here to remind you how much he’s grateful for the family that you gave him.

Brings his children to meet his spirit brother as soon as they can enter the water with you.

bonus: Tsu’tey

He lowkey has beef with his baby.

will have staring battles with it.

They both fight to see who can get more affection from you but we all know the cute baby is gonna win.

Hes deadass gonna sulk i aint even lying.

He’s not the ‘awww ur so cute’ kind of father but the ‘you’re not ugly’ kinda dad but we all know he loves his baby.

When his children grow up he will be strict on them there’s no denying.

At this point he kind sounds like a bad father but he isn’t (at times).

He shows his love through words of affirmation.

Reminds his children that he’s proud of them when they achieve something, or sometimes just in general.

He wont go easy on their potential mates. Like he'll lowkey show them what hell is.

HE CANT KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS. after you both have had your first child together he’s just 100x more affiliated with you than he was before.

not to say that he didn’t love you before, on Eywa my man was a goner. There’s just something about motherhood that made you shine much more than before.

You’ll probs end up with like 5-6 children.

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for a hoe that claims to dislike children i do be writing a shit ton of family things huh (it’s cuz i love dilfs 🫶🏽)

#neteyam x reader #lo’ak x reader #aonung x reader #kiri sully x reader #norm x reader #tsu’tey x reader #rotxo x reader #neteyam sully #rotxo #ao’nung #aonung #kiri sully #lo’ak sully #atwow #avatar #avatar 2 #ao’nung x reader #neteyam #neteyam x y/n #norm spellman #norm spellman x reader #neteyam oneshot #loak x reader #kiri x reader #sully!reader #neteyam imagine

[eltystuffs]

🌼My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise🌼

I went urban exploring for the first time with my bestie and brought Mr. Hippo with me to brighten the atmosphere! The floors were creaky, the air was filled with dust, and it was the perfect place for our favorite Mediocre Melody! This guy will be going to @crayfurbs as part of an art trade ❤ It was so fun making Mr. Hippo come to life as a Furby fr

My allergy symptoms will never recover from this I think I have mold spores and dust particles in my brain

If you need Mr. Hippo brainrot, read more

"My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, you know, I-I don’t feel too bad about it. After all, if- if it weren’t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I’m trying to say is life, life goes on. W- well, from- for everyone else, life goes on. Not- not for you, you’re, you're dead. But that’s neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, “Orville, I-I have a story,” And he said to me, “What’s the significance of the story?” I said to him “Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, you know, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once - wasn’t pretty - we talked about it for years. And-and not only that, but, you’ll likely end up believin' something you shouldn’t believe or thinkin' something you shouldn’t think o-o-or assumin' something you shouldn’t assume, ya know? "Sometimes," I said, "a-a-a story is- is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I made sandwiches and, poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? A-Actually, I-I suppose that’s the problem; they don’t have hands at all, do they? They've, they’re all feet! A-an I-I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I- I said to him “Orville, l-let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I-I’m unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. O-or rather they sold it at a discount for people wantin' to feed the ducks and then, probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out, I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would being his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and-and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, you know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, ah, at least, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Ya know, I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh, and I told Orville this as well: if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature. They don’t grow on trees or spring up from the bushes! I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh, oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was."

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[dreamofjoys]

Hiฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ! can i have a request? like how

The nrc student + neige would react after they find out that mc is a girl? . like she covered her gunder cuz yk daddy issue kinda like her father wanted a son more, so he married again and he cares for his son more than her so at young age she started to hate her gender and learned material arts

Anyway than you for reading my dear❤(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃

hi! i was actually gonna write a scenario about this for only vil,rook, malleus and lilia(cause im more familiar with their style) but i did not expect someone to send a req about this HAHAHA . I tried to write all of them as accurate as possible! sorry in advance if they seem a little ooc >_< thanks for requesting~

scenario: being in an all boys school is easy, after all, you were used to disguising yourself as a male. no one suspected your gender, why would there be a female in an all boys school? it wasn't until you confessed to them that you are a female ......

characters involved: all nrc + neige

tw: some spoilers event stories

heartslaybul

riddle

*inserts his in game shocked face*

yeah he was REALLY shocked

isn't this an all boys school? why is there a female here? did you just broke a rule?!

he is quite obsessed with rules but will calmly ask you why did you decide to hide your gender and stuff

when you told him about your reasons, he understands and sympathizes you

he feels like your dad does not deserve you

(i mean his mum literally have high expectations for him and stuff so he can understand hating your own gender when you feel unappreciated)

will offer you comfort and support

you know how to learn martial arts? that's cool! you can defend yourself in this place full of....chaotic kids /and maybe help to discipline adeuce

you might wanna teach him martial arts so that he can stand up for himself in front of his own mother

trey clover

another one that is also really shocked

will also calmly ask why are you hiding your gender and stuff

when he knows about your dad, he offers you comfort and support

" your gender does not define you. do not let your dad's action affect you. it is not worth it."

bakes you cakes and any treats that you like :)

you learn martial arts? he is interested to know why you learn them!

automatically becomes that ideal over caring dad that you never had

carter diamond

cay-kun is surprised!

shocked person number 3

doesn't change much around you, probably gets more flirty LMAO

he has 2 elder sisters, so i don't think he minds that you are a female?

huh? you disguised yourself as a male cause you hate your own gender?

kindly asked to see you in your female form... cause he wanna take pic and upload this precious moment on magicam

brings you out and say funny jokes so that you won't feel awkward being the only female in the school(and also to make you feel happy)

will definitely ask you to show him some cool martial art poses so that he can do it and make his magicam looks more cooler lmao

you are his bestie now eheh

deuce spade

your a girl this whole time???why????how????

he freezes on the spot instantly

starts to stutter when he talks to you

come on... have you seen the way he speaks to the ghost bride in the ghost marriage event ? T-T

when he heard about your dad, he starts to feel bad for you

how could someone do this to their own child?

he starts to feel even more grateful for his own mother

don't worry, he still treats you the same, maybe a little gentler

maybe not that gentle after he learned that you can do martial arts

probably suggests you to use that skill of yours to fight your step bro LMAO....

secretly can't wait to see you fight someone with your skills

ace trappola

you are a female??? that's so cool!

but why did you disguise yourself? oh you hate your own gender cause of your own father?

will give directly tells you that you being a female or male, does not change the fact that you are still you, so you should not bother about how other people treat you, and that includes your own family

his opinion towards you does not change at all, will still offer to help you, and maybe teases you more

also, why not use that martial art skill of yours to challenge your step bro? #2

savanaclaw

leona kingscholar

the first time he met you, he instantly knew that you are a female, but doesn't question you

doesn't bother you as long as you don't bother him

when he learned that you disguised yourself as a male because you hate being a female....he is confused

then when he learns about your father.. oh damn, he can understand why now

he too, was casted out in his family simply because he is the second born

if you ever step on his tail by accident, he will just let it slide

does not care if you know martial arts or not, just don't try to challenge him :D

ruggie bucchi

?????????????? why ????

and most importantly... how did he not noticed?

oh you dislike being a female?

he does not understand why, and probably doesn't bother about it

oh is cause of your dad? well i guess he would feel bad for you

you learn martial arts? definitely doesn't want to offend you lmao

jack howl

jack has a keen nose, but he tends to be a little oblivious

the first time he met you, he doesn't notice that you are a female

it was only after a few more interactions with you.... the scent that you give off is different from others

and the monthly period thing... just gives it away

this can go both ways, he either ask you about it(cause he wants to help you) or just wait and see how things go

when you tell him about the reason why you disguised yourself as a male, he is angry, not at you but at your father

is definitely slightly more overprotective around you

there's a defenseless girl in an all boys school! how could he not look out for you?

haha you learn martial arts? good, you can protect yourself. maybe you guys can go train together and exchange your skills

octaville

azul ashengretto

if you are going to tell him that you are a female, please don't

uses this information to blackmail you and ask you to help him do things lmaooo

oh people already know? then i guess that's too bad

will ask why you are doing this and blah blah blah

oh you hate your gender? your father prefers your step bro over you?

he is probably gonna say that's too bad and is life (you can always rub his wound and tell him about how he used to get bullied lmao)

will advertise some products to you...to help you disguised yourself better as a male (is a marketing opportunity to him)

oh you learn martial arts? perhaps he should group you with diasomnia.. and label you guys as one of the people to not mess with (cause he doesn't want his ass to get kicked)

jade leech

he SUSPECTS that you are a female, but doesn't ask

man just sits back and observe how you deal with choatic boys around you (is like an entertainment show to him)

when you confessed that you are a female, he acts surprised even though he is not lmaooo

will ask you why you are doing this

eh you hate your gender? he thinks it can't be helped since you are naturally born as a female

oh it's cause of your dad? well i guess some people are just a bastard

will ask you some questions about... period... simply cause he is just curious lmao

you learn martial arts? that's cool, do all females learn martial arts?

overall he will just ask you questions lmao... is probably his first time seeing a female on land so

floyd leech

also another one that suspects you are a female, except he confronts to you about it

eh, shrimpy is really a female?

he wants to squeeze you even more now, just to get the feeling of how it would be like to squeeze a female that belongs to the land

hmm you hate your gender? it can't be helped #2

it's because of your father? damn, he can help you to squeeze your father though ~

you know how to do martial arts? HAHA you either run or fight now, cause his desire to squeeze you even more just went from 80% to 200%

scarabia

kalim al asim

kalim is deifinitely shocked, but he is happy!

he has a female friend now! will throw a banquet to celebrate the friendship between you and him

when you told him about why you disguised yourself as a male, man feels sad for you. how could your own family do such a thing to you?

well, all the more to throw banquet for you

don't worry! is just a full on 8 course meal with plates that are made from gold. he will invite world class performers to perform for specially for you, ride on the flying carpet and pick whatever treasure you like from his "store room" jamil is definitely diagnosed with high blood pressure

gets excited when he learnt that you can do martial arts, will want to see you do it and will definitely praise you

jamil viper 

yeah cue in his shocked face 

you are a female?? why are you here then?? 

when he learns about your reasons, he is understanding and doesn’t push any further 

you being a female doesn’t really affect him 

no wait, it does, since kalim is being too excited and wants to invite you to breakfast lunch and dinner everyday

and now he gotta cook more food...

stress level just went up

?? you can do martial arts? might just open his eyes a little bigger so that you won’t hurt kalim

don’t worry, he loosens up once he realised that you are not a threat ^-^

pomofiere

vil schoenheit

he knows, cause rook told him, and also cause he noted that you were kinda different from others 

this can go both ways, if you guys aren’t close, he will keep his mouth shut about this matter

but if you guys are close, do expect him to ask you why

is not that he wants to intrude your privacy or anything, he is just curious as to what made you do such things

ah you hate your gender? vil definitely frowns. he thinks that is a part of you and that you shouldn’t hate something that defines you

oh...... is cause of your father? he favours your other sibling more? now vil is angry. who does that to their own child??

don’t worry, he will definitely give you tips and tricks to improve your overall appearance and your mental state (so that you can outshine your stepbro)

he only humms when he learns that you know martial arts. sure it might seem cool to others, but can you do it elegantly tho??

don’t worry, this man meant no harm hehe 

rook hunt

LOL he stalks everyone around NRC, so he is probably the first person to find out that you are a female 

confronts to you about it, and ask tons of questions + praising 

“why did you decide to hide your gender?” “oh my eyes has been blessed by a true beauty~”

when he learns about your reasons, he frowns ever so slightly

“ah, that’s not a very beautiful thing that your father is doing”

also.....just keep on praising you about how good you look when you are in your female form

i mean... pomofiere is a dorm based on the beauty queen, that means queens are 101!!! and you are no exceptions

you can do martial arts? tres bien~ care to play a game with him? you be the mouse and he will be the cat 

epel felmier 

EEHHHHHHHHHH???

you are a female???? he thought you were just like him lmao...

gets a little shy around you 

when you told him about the reasons why you were disguising yourself as a male, man’s jaw dropped 

you hate your gender??????? :( 

feels kinda sad for you 

will punch your father for you though, just say the word and don’t let vil find out about it 

will shyly ask you to teach him martial arts cause he wanna look cool lmaoo hHAHHA such a cute baby lol 

ignihyde 

idia shroud 

is this some kind of anime or what

why are you disguising yourself as a male 

are you an undercover agent here to blow up NRC?? O.O 

nah he is just exaggerating lol 

stutters a lot

i mean he usually stutters.... but with you is just extra more stuttering 

so he just runs away lol....he is not familiar with females 

ahhhhhhhh you hate your gender? mannn will suggest you to just wear full body suit to hide your identity lmao, easy

your dad doesn't like you that much cause you are a female? will literally suggest you to change gender... 

you learn martial arts? so does this mean that you can kick his ass?

idia is never coming out of his room ever again

he is convinced that real people are scary

ortho shroud

shOCKED 

“ah! not even my data can predict this!”

someone please tell him that data prediction is not everything, but he will definitely remember this as a rare case 

will ask you why you are disguising yourself as a male

ah you hate your gender?:( does research about the difference between male and female and then proceeds to state all the pros of being a female 

unlike idia, ortho is more understanding and tries to give you support

martial arts?? dayum, it reminds him of that one anime that idia is currently watching rn

will try to put you and idia together lollll 

diasomnia

malleus draconia 

this man is old

im quite sure he has seen a fair share of females before, but never really interacted with them 

when he first saw you, he already knew that you are a female loll but decided not to say it 

he also kinda wanna see how this drama will unfold lmaoooo

when he learns about your reasons, he is quite shocked

why would you hate your gender? poor dragon boy does not understand

are all human fathers like that?

don't blame him please, he is not heartless, he is just relatively confused about how humans relationship work

"male or female, you are still blood family. one should not let their own gender interfere with the family bond"

doesn't really know how to help you, but will share some of his ice cream with you :D

eheh you learn martial arts? maybe you can teach silver and sebek

lilia vanrouge

the first time he saw you, boom, adoption time

he knows your a female, and is not bothered by it

will ask you why you are disguising yourself

you hate your gender?? why???

your father dotes on your stepbro more than you?

that's not your father anymore

your new father is lilia vanrouge

isn't it wonderful? you have a war criminal war general as your father :D

(i do see him as someone who wants a daughter though)

you learn martial arts? kekek maybe you can be silver's new sparing partner! and also sister

best dad ever = lilia vanrouge

silver

is....clueless

doesn't rlly know why you are doing this and how did you not get caught

also a little concerned by your well-being in this school

this school is full of chaotic dudes, are you coping well?

when he learns about your reasons, poor boy is sad

i mean even though he is an orphan, he has an adoptive father that loves and care for him a lot

he is not good with words, but you can tell him anything that you want, and he will do it for you

you can do martial arts? please train with him, he wants to improve his skills (and learn more about you)

sebek

SCREAMS

WHAT IS A WOMEN DOING HERE

ISN'T THIS AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL

unlike idia, he is fully convinced that you are a spy lmao

calms down a little after he hears about your situation

ahh...that was....unexpected

idk why but i can see him saying that all humans are like that

this is the time when you should use your martial art skills to knock some sense into him

cues his shocked face

so you know martial arts..?not bad.... for a human....

wanna spar?

RSA

Neige Leblanche

he is happy!!!

a female friend??? say no more

gets a little sad when he learns about your situation but is okay, this pretty boy here will make you happy

brings you out to shopping, gives your praises, cooks with you and etc

you can do martial arts? he will be interested to know how did you learn it. was it easy to learn?

might ask you to teach him a little so that he can use it for his career

#twisted wonderland x mc #twisted wonderland #vil schoenheit #pomofiere #rookhunt #y/n #imagines #malleus draconia #diasomnia #lilia vanrouge #silver #sebek zigvolt #jamil #ruggie #leona #cater #twisted wonderland riddle #rook #azul ashengrotto #flyod leech #jade leech #epel felmier #twst neige

[ivy-loves-chocolate]

HIIII!!!! I was wondering if you could do like a Jack Krauser x ex f!Reader and after reader and Jack broke up reader never saw krauser again until re4 when they were working with Leon and they end up meeting krauser there and it’s like angsty IM SORRY IF THIS DOSENT MAKE SENSE AND I LOVE YOUR WRITING IF YOU DONT WANT TO DO THIS JUST IGNORE THABK YOU-💕💕

Hi bestie, sure np! And how could I ignore such a nice request??

Warnings: mentions of death, and angst.

"What the hell's gotten into you!" you shouted at Krauser. "Faking your death, kidnapping the president's daughter?!"

You were assigned with Leon in the mission to rescue Ashley, and at some point, you met Krauser. You watched as Leon and Jack engaged in their knife fight while you were busy trying to keep Luis alive.

"Seems like they know each other," he said in a weakened voice.

"Yeah, it's-it's a long story...Leon trained under him."

"I see..but what about..." Luis began to cough, so he couldn't finish his sentence.

Hey, easy now, don't talk." You kept pressing over his wound, but the bleeding wouldn't stop.

"...what about you and him, huh?"

"I vaguely know him..." you said, but even on his deathbed, Luis knew you were lying.

"You don't look at someone you vaguely know like that..." He began to cough again, and then you watched the battle in silence.

"I'm...I'm so sorry for what he did to you..." you said, trying to comfort the dying man.

"It's ok, I kinda had it coming."

You continued to watch them fight, and from the looks of it, Leon was not going to last too long.

"You know you'll have to pull the trigger, right?" Or else Sancho will join me."

"You're right," you said with doubt in your voice, and with a shaky hand, you pointed the gun at Krauser. You shot the knife out of his hand, point when he turned to see you. He stared at you for a couple of seconds before jumping onto a platform above you.

"Playtime's over, rookie..."

Something was different about him. It's clear that he had some enhanced physical abilities, kinda like that Wesker guy, but he also seemed more gloomy. He was spiteful, angry, and merciless, traits that you didn't see in him while you two were together. He wasn't the man you knew.

After that, you, Leon, and Ashley got separated in the stupid castle.

"Who the fuck needs a castle? It's 2004. A penthouse would do just fine..." you whined as you crossed the castle's eerie halls. You've got to admit that for a bloodthirsty cult, the castle was pretty clean.

"Where are they...." There was no sign of life around you, which was weird. "Did all the bad guys go after Leon? If so, I don't wanna be in his place now."

The sound of distant footsteps caught your attention.

"Ashley?"

There was no response. You pulled out your gun and slowly approached the source of the noise.

"I hope Leon spared some bad guys for me, cuz it's getting boring here."

You kept walking into the end of the hallway, then you peeked over the edge to see if it was a monster or a human. In the distance, you saw Krauser, who was walking in the opposite direction.

"Krauser!" You shouted, but he ignored you. "Son of a bitch!" At that moment, you forgot everything about the mission and decided to chase Krauser. You were determined to confront him.

No matter how fast you were running after him, he was always very far away. You got so frustrated that you didn't realize he was playing with you. Krauser kept leading you to dead ends and making you run in circles, just to tire you, and it worked because he knew you'd chase him no matter what.

Eventually, it seemed that he entered some sort of dining hall.

"I got you now..." you said, panting. You busted through the door and aimed your gun in all directions, looking frantically for Krauser.

"What, but I-" you said, disappointed, lowering your weapon. "I-"

"Looking for someone, love." A familiar, hoarse voice echoed behind you.

"Krauser!" You turned and aimed at him, but he quickly placed the knife at your throat.

"Didn't I teach you that knives are faster?" he said with a smirk.

You dropped your gun and raised your hands. He lowered his knife too and took a few steps back.

"You look like you've got something to say." He said that after seeing that you remained silent.

"What the hell's gotten into you!" you shouted at Krauser. "Faking your death, kidnapping the president's daughter?!"

"There it is."

Oh, drop the attitude! I have the right to be angry after all you've done."

"You don't understand, you're just as naive as that rookie-"

"What is it to understand? How have you turned your back to the country you once swore to protect? How have you turned your back to me?"

"You weren't with me in that jungle...if you were, you'd understand."

"Understand what?"

"How we are just some disposable pawns to them! They don't care about us, they don't care if we live or die. If we perish, they'll just recruit more people and dispose of those who can't get the job done anymore. That's what they did with me, and that will happen with you and Leon."

"That's bullshit..."

"Oh really? Do you think you'll get some sort of prize for bringing Ashley home safe? Do you think your effort will get recognized? Not a chance."

"And what should we do, huh? Find us some cults and join them to gain some power? You're insane!"

"And you're simply too naive to see the truth, but don't worry, it will come to you someday, hopefully not too late."

"Too late for what? Jack, you always had a choice..."

"That's why you don't get it...guys like me don't have a variety of options. You, on the other hand...."

"Jack, you led me here just to tell me this?" You approached him slowly, looking for the man you once trust and loved.

"I-I don't know... I just wanted to see you."

You looked into each other's eyes, waiting for the other to make a move.

"What have you done? ... You killed Luis, kidnapped Ashley...why?"

"I-I don't know what I'm doing... I needed some comfort, some sense of familiarity."

"You dumb blond..." You said before throwing yourself at him. Your lips touched his, and he wrapped his arms around your waist. The kiss was shy at first, but it became more and more intense.

If Hunnigan hadn't called, maybe the whole thing would've taken a steamy turn.

"Roost to (your nickname), are you there? Any sign of Baby Eagle or Condor One?"

"Negative, I'm still looking for them. Did you manage to contact them?" You were glued to Krauser the whole time, and his hands never left your body.

"Negative, they've been radio silent for one hour. I can't find their location either."

"I'll keep searching for them. I'll contact them as soon as I find them."

"Copy that. Roost out."

"Was that Hunnigan?" Krauser asked.

"Yeah. Missed her?"

"Nope. The only person I missed from that chaos was you."

"You made sure to show me that..." You put some distance between you once again, even if your body didn't want to. You knew that what your heart wanted was impossible. Krauser has already chosen his path. He wasn't the man you used to know.

"Join me," he suggested.

"Not my thing, sorry. I think this is where we go our separate ways."

Krauser lowered his gaze as a feeling of sadness and disappointment took over him.

A blunt "fine" came out of his mouth before leaving the room. You remained, fighting every urge to run to him and hold him tight. You had to repeat to yourself many times that he wasn't the man you knew anymore in an attempt to stop yourself from crying and regain focus on the mission.

"I don't have time for this sentimental crap."

With that, you continued your search for Ashley and Leon.

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#resident evil #resident evil 4 remake #jack krauser #krauser #angst

[takalzuoom]

bestie i’m begging on my knees here… please give us more pirate AU, my childhood love of pirates is resurfacing rn and i’m just [SCREAMS]. here’s a question: is there anyone y/n actually trusts in this AU? also, i’m a bit confused about the timeline, did Ace leading them through that shortcut you mentioned lead to them getting kidnapped? does he feel BAD that they got kidnapped lmao? and does Riddle actually love y/n if he was so distraught? ARGH SO MANY QUESTIONS PLS FEED US!!

teheh 🙈

i’m smiling so wide you don’t even know

i’m so happy that a lot of people are liking my pirate au cause the amount of BRAINROT and scenarios i wanna write is just MASSIVE

and i hope you’re hungry- cause papa’s got some things to say 👴🏻

okay okay- yes. ace is a snake 🤥 he wanted to play hero, get a promotion, a smooch but didn’t understand that pirates, are… well… pirates. and if you’re not a pirate then their word doesn’t mean shit.

so here he is, hiding the fact that the reason why you were kidnapped, riddle went through an identity crisis, and that savanaclaw has leverage over the entire pomefiore kingdom- is because of him…

whoops 🤷🏻🤷🏻

I WANT TO KEEP RIDDLE AND READERS RELATIONSHIP UP TO INTERPRETATION!!

though, i definitely think that riddle and reader were childhood lovers? like you innocently said you wanted to marry your ‘wery bestfwiend viddle’ and his mom fuckING RAN with that

and your dad saw no harm done as you would have a (future) navy admiral / childhood friend as a husband and the political relationship between heartslabyul and pomefiore would strengthen

but you definitely saw it as smthn you didn’t have a choice in. not knowing that this was a choice. that at anytime you could annul the marriage. yet no one made you aware of that fact.

not your dad, not riddle, and definitely not riddles mother (who insists you call her mom)

so when you get cold feet… you think nothing of ace wanting to talk while bringing you to a ‘short cut’… 😳

also- riddle’s mom is the current admiral, and is planning to pass down the title to her son as a ‘wedding gift’

no pressure 😸👍

#twst pirate au 🌊 #twst pirate au #riddle x reader #ace x reader #twst #twst x reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #riddle rosehearts x reader #ace trapolla x reader #divus crewel #twst crewel #takalzuoom #kai…🌊 #takalzuoom interacts 🌊

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Taylor Playlist :]

Cause if you haven't noticed I've been a bit fixated on my little guy recently and I meant to share this one forever ago anyways. I'll be real, I really didn't bother to figure out the song order for this one.

Track list below the cut + annotations and relevant lyrics :)

(slightly long post you've been warned!)

>> Here you go bestie <<

Seeya (by deadmau5 feat. Colleen D'Agostino)

“Don't wake me up, I'm winning wars inside my head

And maybe I'm weak, but not beneath the covers of this bed

Asleep, I'm undefeated in this world of mine

So, let me stay inside this dream and keep me from the light

(…)

I've built this place, behind my eyes, you'll never see

And you can move my body, but please keep my mind asleep

Beyond the galaxies, where there's no space or time

I will transform, I am reborn to rule over the skies

(…)

Escape the world I know, it's all in my control

I, I just wanna stay this way

(…)

Don't try to save me when my mind is finally free

'Cause I'd rather run my own world, than face your reality”

The Main Character (by Will Wood)

I don’t think I have to explain this one.

World Is Mine (by Hatsune Miku)

Lol

Life Is Fun (by Boyinaband feat. TheOdd1sOut)

Well this one for me is basically an interaction between Taylor and Scary haha.

Cloudbusting (by Kate Bush)

Largely about Nicky! But in a way that is like… From Taylor’s perspective? Maybe also the reverse. A bit hard to explain exactly but maybe I’ll just share what sticks out to me and you can come to your own conclusions.

“You're like my yo-yo

That glowed in the dark

What made it special

Made it dangerous

So I bury it

And forget

(…)

On top of the world, looking over the edge

You could see them coming

You looked too small

In their big black car

To be a threat to the men in power

(…)

I hid my yo-yo

In the garden

I can't hide you

From the government

Oh, God, Daddy

I won't forget

(…)

And every time it rains

You're here in my head

Like the sun coming out

Look, your son's coming out

Ooh, I just know that something good is going to happen

I don't know when

But just saying it could even make it happen, oh

Ooh, just saying it could even make it happen”

Chosen (by The Living Tombstone)

Hm how to put this… It’s like, one part “Taylor seeing himself as some kind of chosen one”, one part “Taylor unlocking his inner demon” and one part “Taylor being along for the ride- potentially at his own expense/risk”

“A mind without a home

Leaving behind, the comfort that I've known

Where do I roam? A stranger to myself

Born to be here, but living somewhere else

And I'm searching for the reasons I've been

Chosen by a force beyond control

Beyond remorse and I don't know

If I will make it through this

Losing who I am

(…)

Losing everything I called "human"

Free will is miles away

I heard you play

In the digital cabaret

But I'm okay

I won't disobey

If you take me by the hand and make me

Chosen by a force beyond control

I'll play a part, you'll make me whole

You'll be my voice, I'll be your soul

You'll take my choice and I don't know

How you will make me new but

This is who I am”

Open Up Your Eyes (by Tempest Shadow)

Like this could have gone in a Nicky playlist cause this is literally just Nicky talking to Taylor and warning him of betrayal but it’s a MLP song so ultimately Taylor won out lol. Also someone please make an animatic of this I want it so so bad.

“It's time you learned a lesson

It's time that you understand

Don't ever count on anybody else

In this or any other land

(…)

I once hoped for friendship

To find a place among my kind

But those were the childish wishes

Of someone who was blind

Open up your eyes

(…)

Give up your sweet fantasyland

It's time to grow up and get wise

Come now little one

Open up your eyes

(…)

We all start out the same

With simple naïve trust

Shielded from the many ways

That life's not fair or just

(…)

But then there comes a moment

A simple truth that you must face

If you depend on others

You'll never find your place

(…)

And as you take that first step

Upon a path that's all your own

You see it all so clearly

The best way to survive is all alone”

Pretty Little Head (by Eliza Rickman)

It’s mostly:

“Boy, where's your mother? Fall down dead

Dirty mind, dirty mouth, pretty little head

I wish you were here, I wish you'd make my bed

Dirty mind, dirty mouth, pretty little head”

Mama (My Chemical Romance)

Heheh.

“Mama, we all go to Hell

I'm writing this letter and wishing you well

Mama, we all go to Hell

Oh well, now, Mama, we're all gonna die

Mama, we're all gonna die

Stop asking me questions, I'd hate to see you cry

Mama, we're all gonna die”

In light of recent episodes maybe even

“Mama, we all go to Hell

It's really quite pleasant except for the smell

Mama, we all go to Hell”

Takes on a funny little meaning now.

Holding Out For A Hero (by Frou Frou cause I really like this cover)

Partially an antihero goof, but there’s also a bunch of lyrics that are funny/interesting to me if you remove the intended context and think about Nicky instead. Perhaps especially:

“Up where the mountains meet the heavens above

Out where the lightning splits the sea

I could swear there is someone somewhere watching me

Through the wind and the chill and the rain

And the storm and the flood

I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood”

Heads Will Roll – A-Track Remix (by Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

Because it makes me laugh and I couldn’t resist.

Special (by Shinedown)

“Stop waitin' on your fifteen minutes of fame, 'cause you're not special

I'm not tryin' to rain on your parade, but you're not special

I'm not tryin' to bring you down, I'm not tryin' to sound so ineffectual

But you're not special

(…)

We all live to love, we all fall apart

We'd all go to war for the faint of heart

Instead we're condescending

There are no happy endings

I won't hold my breath, I won't cast a doubt

I'd never sell you out

But I'll give you one last chance to own it

'Cause you're not a god or a poet, so...

(…)

Stop waitin' on your fifteen minutes of fame, 'cause you're not special

I'm not tryin' to rain on your parade, but you're not special

I'm not tryin' to bring you down, I'm not tryin' to sound so ineffectual

But you're not special”

^ Anthony probably lol.

:) Okay that's it thank you for entertaining this besties!

#and feel free to share your own Taylor songs in the tags! #dndads #taylor swift dndads #taylor swift #dungeons and daddies #some of these I can't quite explain but hopefully you'll get the vibe #dndads playlist #been a hot minute since I shared a playlist so yeah!

[lennjamin-o7]

Techno: "Huh, I couldve sworn I saw movement inside the palanquin" Phil, inside said palanquin: writing little notes on everything someone does that he doesnt like in his diary kicking his feet like a schoolgirl Phil: "Revenge and a sonboy?? What else could a man want! Truly I have the most perfect wife <3"

All the other notes in his diary are just P+ K in a big heart. On literally every page.

Schlatt: Doing his damndest to make a good impression on Techno Techno: "Kinda weird dude but he seems ok" Schlatt internally: If I dont become besties with this fucking kid by the end of the day I'm gonna lose my job; I am SO fucking behind on my magic taxes!

Schlatt: trying to bond a bit with the new sonboy of the fae realm Mielle: Ah yes, this is all about ME Schlatt: "Bro I'm trying to build business connection here! Leave me alone so I can SCHMOOZE!!"

Schlatt: "I don't think your pops would like me giving you food, he'd probably kill me about it actually" Techno: "the king can kill fae?? He never mentioned that before! That wouldve saved us this whole trip" Schlatt: "Oh they're going down the 'surprise adoption' route huh. Don't worry about it then princeling!"

Schlatt: "Wait you genuinely don't know who the fae you made that deal with actually is??" The royals: "Nope? Why would that be important??" Schlatt: "You know what? Not my business. I'm just here to do the bare minimum and network with the newest sonboy of the realm. Not educate dumbass humans."

Schlatt looking at the palanquin: "What kind of ASSHOLE would leave their sonboy alone all sad? God that's such a DICK MOVE isn't it little princeling?? Wouldn't wanna get adopted by that guy!" Phil, scowling from inside: This feels a bit personal

Phil: makes magic plant to shade his sonboy from the sun and heat Felix: leans closer to techno so he can have some shade too Phil: thin ice but I guess its ok Mielle: steals techno's seat and makes him sit in the shit area she was sitting in Phil: absolutely fucking not. eat shit and die.

Mielle: openly talks shit about who's about to be the prince of all fae Fundy who just wanted to see the sonboy: Bro i gotta fucking haul ass if I wanna live to see another day Puffy who needed to vibe check Mielle: The vibes? Rancid. I hope you have an AWFUL day. Matter of fact? I HOPE the queen kicks your ass. You deserve it.

Phil: They hurt our sonboys feelings! They made him so sad!! Kristin: aww poor baby :( I'm gonna rip them to fucking shreds <3

Queen Chesil: where the fuck has my son gone he ran off but now we cant find him holy shit this is bad Phil: Just turned my new son into a fae!! Might fuck around and get some more revenge later <33

Techno: "I wanna go back to my old family! I love them all!!" Kristin: "Oh yeah? Name one good thing about Mielle. Quickly." Techno: Techno: Techno: "That was so unfair and you know it" Kristin: "You'll get over it. Now how about some cookies? You're far too skinny!"

The royals: "thank god the queen was willing to hear about our deal. Now we dont have to worry about that fae yoinking our second child!" Phil, pulling the old switcharoo: yoinks their third child The royals: surprised pikachu face

The royals when court is back in session: "Where the fuck is our youngest prince what did you do" Kristin: "Yeah about that… you lost the custody battle on that one and since he's technically not inside your deal you cant do anything about it" :) The royals: "Surely there's some way we can bargain him back?? This isn't fair at all!" Kristin: "Ohh well the thing with that is we've kinda sorta already adopted him and turned him into a fae? Yeahh maybe you shoulve been a bit more attentive if you didnt want the boy to get snatched! We got his name fair and square too. No wiggle room at all on your end!! The royals: "Thats literally so unfair??" Kistin:"Have you maybe considered the fact that I literally dont care?? We're kinda fucking famous of stealing kids. Now shoo so I can have more sonboy time!"

Phil would do something like that. If anyone asks, he would call it a travel journal, but its just filled with vendettas and mushy doodles of Kristin. Little hardcore hearts drawn throughout.

Magic taxes asdfghjkll Yeah he would be. Fuck the magic IRS, he's from Magic New York.

Schlatt is there to do his job and insult mortals, and he's already done his job. And that insult thrown at Philza was INCREDIBLY directed. Phil was scowling the entire time. Very unhappy. Stay away from his new son.

Oh yeah, Phil didn't LIKE Felix trying to share the shade, but it was fine. Techno looked thrilled with his brother curled next to him. Can't be too mad.

Not eat shit and die, SMELL shit and die. Stinky plant for stinky children. Send a nice breeze so Techno doesn't have to smell it.

Fundy was not about to get merked because a bratty girl decided to try and one-up the kid literally wearing Philza's jewelry. He had a life to live.

All of your impressions are KILLING ME. Every single one of them. I am dead. Sorry guys, can't update the last chapter because this ask killed me via my funny bone /j.

There is a no refund policy in Kristin's court. Finders keepers. :P

#ask and ye shall receive #sweeter than honey #lenn writes #anonymous

[uncaught-coolfish]

I loved chapter 5 of ur fanfic, but I was wondering if u could explann the big monologue at the end? It had so much I worry I missed bits of it

GLADLY BESTIE. Strap up we’re going step by step

So I wanna start off at this little section before the big meaty monologue because it’s just as important.

For context: the group Sienna had been in had stumbled across traffickers attempting to smuggle kidnapped Faunus presumably into slavery. The scene which ensued would end with Adam, while being attacked by a particularly important human man, killing his man.

Afterwards he goes into complete shock. Even when Ghira kind of crowds over him Adam could not speak even if he forced himself to, it was like some inner pain keeping him from verbalizing such a situation.

Obviously I wanted this scene to seem a lot more “spastic” than in the og short. Obviously just in regards to the tone of this fic in general, but I digress. Sienna steps in.

See the emphasis put on “your boy”? The emphasis SIENNA puts on such a phrase? Yeah, I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Sienna projects hard onto Adam, particularly projecting onto him her ideal version of who her deceased son, Arun, would grow up to be. This will turn out to be not that good of a thing very soon.

Two chapters, in fact

Anyways. Onto the monologue stuff. Or, back to it whatever. “As we grew peacefully ignorant humanity grew smarter” is much less some line about “White Fang’s peaceful methods = not that great!” and moreso putting emphasis on the humanity part. After the war, humanity publicly gave Faunus more rights, but the thing comes with all they did in the dark. Stealing Faunus from Menagerie to be snuggled off into mining camps, placed specifically in the countryside where no one could find them. These things were fucking kept secrets on every level of power, and not a soul ever knew their existence until Sienna liberated one of the SDC’s and exposed their cruelty to the world.

At least… the world that believed it.

This is in reference to the news segment near the end of chapter 3. When she returns to Menagerie after the bombing she sees the news detail the event as Sienna “freeing workers.” In that scene she breaks out into laughter, bluntly stating “They were slaves. I freed slaves.”

However, now, Sienna’s ideology has changed. She acknowledges that a news person is a news person, she does not write the words she is given. She merely speaks them to the world. She perpetuates the cycle, sure, but she is not the key perpetrator.

Plus, as I stated prior, how could the lady have known they were slaves? After the war humanity made it a point that Faunus slavery was completely eradicated, publicly. She was only a cog in a machine being told the wrong inputs. Insert some… fancy shmansy sounding sentence here.

But I also want to look at the first lines of the above paragraph. As selfless as this monologue is, Sienna also demonstrates her own selfishness throughout her words. She frequently brings herself up as though she’s almost become some… divine thing, after freeing all those slaves 2 years prior. Remember in chapter 3, the emphasis on her looking at the explosion of the mines as, “The Great Fire”.

A “bearer of truth”. Then again, what was she chosen as the moment her son, and the last blood family she had left, died?

The Chainbreaker. Arguably the most important figure in Sienna’s own religion. (Whom will be talked about more very soon! There’s fucking… religious worldbuilding in this rvvby fic)

There’s so much going on in Sienna’s mind that I would love to dissect like a little frog, but sadly this is chapter 5, not chapter 7.

Continuing. Skipping the ending of this monologue to get into the juicy bitch herself.

This sentiment is actually both really good in context of the story and really bad in context of the story.

She is right. While she later (and prior?) stated that man very likely was just another down-on-his-luck human employed by the rich for dirty work, he still would’ve kept doing it. Undeniably. Don’t forget; the exchange Adam has with his man almost blatantly proves this man put Rose Taurus into slavery in the first place. Among so many others.

She is completely misinterpreting why Adam did what he did. He didn’t do it for some higher meaning, some knowledge that what he would do might save a lot of people, he did it because he was fucking scared. Such an encounter not only triggering some very very unpleasant memories (which we have not touched upon fully for good reason, chapter 8), but not only the mention of his mother but the comparison between him and her? Adam was terrified and the only thought he had in his mind was to protect himself.

Adding this little bit because I do think it’s important. I want to make it a big statement in this fic early on that, no. Humanity does not fear faunus for [bullshit reason here]. Because is that why many minorities in the real world are oppressed? Probably no.

There is no deeper meaning to bigotry, only excuses the bigots come up with. And I despised how the og show tried to play into the former, so I eradicated it. My Biden Blast

Second image lets get into. Again, Sienna makes it about herself, but she compares herself to Ghira.

Making it about herself part 2 boogaloo but also kind of important. During the 10 years between chapters 1 &2 and chapter 3 Sienna isolated herself completely. She focused entirely on training, which likely allowed her so be so strong in chapter 3 (she slammed one hammerhead into another, hello?).

But she did this, why? Well… I actually can’t say, it’s a spoiler.

Sienna in her mind believes Ghira’s peaceful methods to be nothing more than ignorance. “You look away.” “You blink out.” “You turn away.” Emphasis on the use of sight, eyes, etc etc, which ties in another certain character in this conversation. This will be a bad thing later.

Fucking… just a straight up reference to the Allegory of the Cave, but with the Civil Rights Beam shot at it.

First point with “the hands” is essentially referring to how, if a Faunus under Ghira’s rule one day is “good” enough to where humanity will “free them”, they will step out and see the world their people experience. The cruelty, the agony. All of which they were ignorant of. It will melt their eyes and scorch their body alive.

Second point, is if they are never freed, their story can never be told and they will simply die.

Home stretch. I know this is long as shit but I promise were getting to the best part.

All I’ll say.

Messenger, huh?

Ring a bell?

Ok. We’re here. This is the most important part of the entire monologue.

A lot of things I mention in this monologue I haven’t mentioned prior to it.

I have mentioned the stolen culture. (The city was a bustling, lively place, with beautiful architecture and a diverse group of human people… from a stolen culture, from chapter 2) Livestock, lapdogs. Laugh at their misfortune.

“I have seen thousands, millions of Faunus; starving, weak, diseased— packed into miles upon miles of fence lined land until they barely moved— I have seen my family die in my arms!”

This. This right here.

“Cruel hands of man” will actually be a continuing little leitmotif throughout the story, it’s actually a THING and it’s mildly important. Anyways.

Lots of these words are very extreme for all we’ve seen in the fic thus far. A word like “ravish” in particular, coupled with the imagery of the hands prior. There is a reason for this. Keep this in mind. Chapter 8.

Who are the eyes of the white fang? Adam. He is the face of this organization, for he is the only one who so vehemently tries to hide his.

…Such a thought being projected onto a 17 year old who hides his face for extreme trauma reasons (I.E being leered upon after being permanently blinded at the age of FIVE) is a bag of worms but I digress.

And again. It’s about Sienna. Sienna continues to see Adam as something greater than he is, which can only ever damage their relationship further. Something which will continue to build and build until it’s inevitable breaking point…. Pun intended.

Whew that was long… and probably not a good explanation oh well. Anyways…

I hope Jael and Yonah slept well that night. :)

#bhwf #black horns white fang #uncaught-coolfish

[atinyp1eceofuniverse]

✨ IMAGINE P1HARMONY AS ✨

✨ P1HARMONY AS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER ✨

✨ HYUNG LINE EDITION ✨

✨KEEHO✨

This man right here, gonna be the best little brother ever.

Would love to carrying all your grocery stuff for you.

Shopping spree is a must thing for him to make you happy.

Supportive lil bro ever.

Wanna know how this boy gonna wake you up in the morning? He'll be singing in front of your bedroom door while knock it. "Nuna Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake Wake up Wake up Wake up" *imagine he singing this with the lyrics from Son Dam Bi - Queen*

How he comforts you when you break up with your boyfriend. "Nuna you know that I'm the most handsome and cooler lil bro ever in the world? You shouldn't have to be crying over that ugly jerk that hurts you, okay? You had me, and forget about that ugly b*tch, and now prepare yourself cause we're gonna ✨let's go the beach each, let's go get away✨" *playing Nicky Minaj - Starships*

Always hype you up because he's ✨THE INTERNATIONAL HYPE BOY✨

"Damnnn Nuna.. You look GOODT with the T at the end!"

"Ayee~ you look fine as hell nuna! I should show you off to everyone to let them know that I have THE BADDEST B*ITCH NUNA in the world."

"Your LOOKS right now, so on point! I'm pretty sure that even Doja Cat wanna be your bestie!"

Always giving the trendiest fashion item.

"Even tho I don't really like it when a girl using slow rise jeans, but FOR YOU! YOU WOULD BE LOOKED GOODT! Now change your filthy clothes."

Sassy lil brother. By this i mean, well we know how sassy he is, right?

"Oh so you're the girl that talking shit about my sissy behind her? Oh, well. WELL YOU LOOKED LIKE A PIECE OF 💩, UGLY B*TCH, YOU DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY SISSY LIKE THAT YOU MTFCKR B*TCH, GO AWAY TO HELL!" *insist to beat that person but his friends trying their best to hold him*

"HEY YOU! You think you looked good when you cheating on my sissy? YOU'RE NOT YOU D*CK HEAD! GET LOST YOU B*TCH! YOU DON'T DESERVE MY SISSY!" *punching, kicking, even biting your ex bf for cheating on you*

"You know nuna, don't worry about anything, 'cause your lil bro gonna Protect and Attack everytime you're with me."

He surely protect and attack, no matter who hurt you.

✨THEO✨

I think he would be like a tsundere lil bro because he would never admit that he loves you but he do loves you.

"Nuna, I 'accidentally' bought this chocolate cookie. Don't you think that I would buy it for you because it's your favourite cookie, never. And also you need to pay for it. Oh my precious money."

"Nuna, there's an umbrella in your bag, and that's umbrella is mine. Don't you ever think that I will put it on your bag because I don't want you to get wet going to uni, hell nah, never. Th-that just because.. because... BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T RETURN IT TO ME LAST WEEK OKAY! STOP ASKING AND JUST GO AWAY!"

You wanna know how he wakes you up? He literally just knocking your door like a maniac while screaming "NUNA WAKE UP! WAKE THE FRICKING UP! I DON'T WANNA DO THIS BUT MOM TOLD ME SO. JUST WAKE UP!!!!"

When you broke up with your bf. "Listen, that's your bf and non of my business, now get away from me and stop crying like ugly baby."

But really worried about your feelings and insist to buy you a chocolate cake. "Here, eat it. Don't asked me anything about how can I get this choco cake, just eat and stop crying, you really looked ugly liked a blobfish."

He never give you compliment and would laughing like a maniac everytime you asked him how do you look with your outfit.

"what? You? With that outfit? Nah, ugly as ever. Now get away!"

"Eww, everybody knows which one the good looking person between you and me."

"hahahahahahahaha you looked ugly like a mcd clown! Ahahahahahah" *laughing while hitting your body*

"Stop asking me this nonsense questions, that's your business."

Tsundere but really loves you, but never admit to it.

Always protect you from bad people without you even knowing it.

Cares a lot about you but never wanna show it to you.

✨JIUNG✨

The jokester brother who loves to joking around and laughing around.

When you coloring your hair grey. "Hahahahaha... Nuna, why your hair looks like a grandma?" *Takes a picture of your grey hair and calling you grandma ever since then*

When you broke up with your bf. "Welp, I actually glad y'all broke up 'cause he looks so stupid and ugly to be your bf, periodt! hahahahah.." *laughing his ass off on the couch*

Wanna know how to wake you up? He would be standing in front of your bedroom door and knocking it like he playing a drum. "WAKE UP YOU LAZY GRANDMA, OR ELSE, I WILL EAT YOUR ICE CREAM IN THE FRIDGE." Then he will heard you screaming no from your bedroom and he would laughing like a crazy and running away.

When you asked him how do you looked with your outfit? "Not gonna lie, with that burberry coat, you really looked like a british grandma straight out of the movie, hahahhaha"

Always show you the funny video that he found on the internet.

Always lightened up your mood whenever you feel sad with his joke. "Well, you wanna know how what does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..." *Laughing while showing you and underwear with lighting patterns on his phone*

Sharing a meme is a must thing for him to make you happy, cause he know your sense of humour is really like a piece of shit.

Always making funny sounds to make you laugh when you're angry with him.

"Nuna, when you're angry you looked like a tiny mushroom in zombie vs plants game ahahhahahahaha, you think I'm afraid? NO! AAHHAHAHA"

But he cares about you, a lot.

What cal I say, sometimes he was really annoying but he's the best lil bro you had ever .

OKAY EVERYONE, This is my first writing on this blog, and I hope you guys liked it, request is open but I'm not gonna writing something like nsfw, smut, mature stuff like that on my blog. Be clean okay?

#p1harmony #p1h imagines #p1ece #keeho #theo #jiung #intak #soul #jongseob #p1harmony imagines #p1harmony reactions #p1harmony headcanons

[queensabriel]

Your LOTR Boromir lives fic ALREADY sounds amazing - are you willing to share anything about it or are you just focusing on working on it for now? Also I'd like to please ask about Gondorian names and how they're constructed and how you'd go about making one up (because I've got a LOTR fic in the early wip stages and a couple Gondor OCs that I still don't have names for, and I'd like to be accurate.)

Heehee oh i'm glad you're excited for it! I am kind of giving him a Jaime Lannister character arc (minus the, you know, twin stuff) in that instead of dying he's getting injured in a way that will affect him for the rest of his life and essentially mean that he can't be a warrior anymore and is going to have to rethink some large parts of his identity, as well as having the whole firsthand knowledge of how corrupting the ring can be. Also there's going to be some epic bestie friendship with Boromir and Eowyn, some really emotional shit when he's reunited with Merry & Pippin and also when he returns to Gondor finally.

I am also pondering the idea of working a plot in relating to my headcanon that the Arkenstone is one of the Silmarils, but i have to decide if that will be too much??? idk. AND YES LETS TALK GONDORIAN NAMES I'M HAPPY TO HELP.

HOKAY SO - you have a lot of options here, and they're all going to depend on the exact background of your characters and what you want their families to be like. A lot of people in Gondor who we're introduced to in canon are named after historical figures - Boromir is an example, Denethor another, also Faramir & Éowyn's grandson Barahir. So if you don't want to make up a name, you can literally just look at the family trees (all can be found on the lotr.fandom.com wiki) and pick something that you think fits. I'd also recommend looking them over to get a good feel for what names sound like.

But if you do want to do JRRT proud and dabble in some linguistics of your own you still have a lot of options for making up names! Names of Gondorian people are most commonly of Sindarin origin, but you don't have to hold tight to that. I personally think it would be very reasonable to have people with Rohirric names, and probably at least some with roots in Adûnaic - the language spoken in Númenor. (Especially if someone's parents are history buffs. Probably it would be weird for someone to have a completely Númenorian name like 'Ar-Zimraphel' but honestly as long as the strangeness is acknowledged you could go for it.

As for actual naming customs, everyone seems to just have the one name, I haven't really seen any examples of surnames or patronymics (other than being like "Faramir son of Denethor"), sometimes there will be references to lineage if someone comes from a Known Family - like Boromir being of the House of Húrin, but that's not really part of the name.

Here are some very useful sources:

Parf Edhellan is an amazingly comprehensive online dictionary, phrasebook and general information source for Tolkien linguistics, so if you're looking for specific word meanings that's the place to go. It's got every language JRRT made up.

If you want to grab some quick and easy premade Sindarin compound names, here is a very nice list to check out

Also I am always always happy to talk Tolkien stuff so if you wanna run anything by or bounce ideas off of me i am here for that :3

#thank you for coming to my ted talk lolll #this is the problem when people ask me about anything lotr related i'll just go on and on #anyway i hope this helps!! #goldheartedchaoticdisaster #Arda #Lord of the Rings #j. r. r. tolkien

[snaileo]

Top 5 batshit characters you’ve encountered

in Nooooo particular order...hmmm i really gotta think about this cuz i feel there are Easy ones i could list. but then again this isnt objective, nor do i need to dig deep for this to be a nice list. 1. Umataro Tenma

Of course I feel the first i should mention is Umataro Tenma. like I can't start this list off any other way, this man recreated his own son in the form of a robot and then abandoned him when his senses came to him ( but they left as soon as they showed bc man was back on his bullshit next day) like truly. Batshit King. and thats only his most well know Shit. like this one time he deliberately went back in time, i dont even remember what for, i think it was steal the not Yet Awake atom, and his younger self SEES HIM and LIGHTS HIM UP. theyre BOTH batshit young and old

like. i feel like we dont talk about how tenma was strapped enough.

2. Terry Silver

The next batshit queen on my mind recently is none other than Terry Silver. It Is Very Normal And Well Adjusted Behavior to terrorize a teenager, torturing him physically and emotionally, all because your Bestie, Your Cinnamon Fucking Apple, told you to. You know. Very Normal Behavior for people in their idk. 40s. Dude is a coked up billionaire and he wanted to play the part of Humble Down to earth man so well that he bought a beat up truck, all just to fuck with daniel.

And Oh Totally normal to go through extensive therapy, turning your life around and overcoming it all, only for it all to be undone because?? Oh?? My Wrongdoings CAnnot BE UNDONE??? BY SAYING IM SORRY???" like the moment he realized daniel wasnt gonna accept his sorry ass excuse it was Over. 30 years of therapy down the toilet.

3. Diva

Here's a more tragic one. The me from 6 years ago would kill me right now for even posting her face because I use to be SUCH a stickler for spoilers regarding her but idc right now

ANYWAY shes for real batshit and shes one of those characters who you can be sympathetic towards, the tragedy of knowing how she got to be this way but god you deserve everything coming to you. There are many things she does as truly batshit but an often forgotten one is stealing the shoes of a man she just killed. And she's later shown putting them on, before continuing her killing spree and doing something that altered the trajectory of the story forever

she also has an operatic voice, which her singing alone is an omen for bad things to come

4. The Monarch

This is a more recent one as rock had showed me The Venture Brothers and i hate this man. I hate him and i love him. I don't have much to say other than i want to bully him I genuinely want to bully him

hes just so pathetic. he didnt want rusty getting therapy because he couldnt shit on his day , because well...he was in therapy and theres rules, so he killed his therapist so he'd be free. to. Shit on his day like i dont kno waht to tell you.

5.Hannibal

this one may feel cheap but understand that like. him being batshit is the greatest thing ever .and hes def one of my favs in terms of being batshit. he made the show such a wild ride and like Cookie I am Looking at you we WILL watch Hannibal (tv show) idk wanna say anything else for spoilers but yeah theres some batshit characters for u

#long post #honorable mention goes to all the women from Black Lagoon

[eric-the-bmo]

Neighborhood Watch S2ep5: Open Wounds

A week after the session and I'm finally uploading the recap with bullet points, here we go:

[Summary: Ken tries to join the group /hj. The Cast fully reuintes at Emmett's. Markus gains an ally, while John tries to be a good friend. Song tries to clean up her place, and Louis goes on a rant.]

• Picking up a bit after where we left off: Ken tells Louis he's had the Sight ability ever since he was born, getting visions from touching objects and people— he says he's a psychic. Louis corrects him: Clairvoyant, actually. Ken's like "hm whatever psychic sounds cooler" • Ken shows Louis some drawings of monsters he's spotted, including one he calls the PantherHawk- it's the Hunter we killed in the Season One finale. Louis tries his best to explain what it was. • Louis elaborates, saying he and a group of others hunted down the kind of monster the PantherHawk was- Ken picks up on the "we" aspect, and asks if there was an official group, and if he can join— Louis said it was more of a neighborhood watch, finally dropping the title of the show after thirteen episodes. • Ken says the grocery store keeps restocking even though no one does that, according to Harold the bagger, and suggests its a ghost. Louis suggests it could be the fae– Jewel the Only Employee laughs over at the register– and tells Ken to see if the employees are doing anything like leaving offerings to the fae. • The cats all surround them in a semi-circle when its time for them to leave- Louis asks Ken if he thinks thats weird, and Ken's all "idk i thought they were trained to do that" (Louis: "keneth do you know how hard it is to train cats") • Some point in this conversation it was revealed Ken's lived in Greenville a few months before he got a house in the raffle- one of the places he stayed at was above the pizza place, after whoever lived there moved out (John and Shelby's old place!!! he lived where they lived!!!)

• Karen opens the door to see Markus, who sees the cop approaching and Really dones't wanna get arrested, because why else would a cop be walking over here? They push past her to run to Bob, and says they know where the monsters are; if they get arrested, Bob will never know where the monsters are. Markus uses a Luck point to successfully do this. • Bob tells Karen (whos being helpd up by their son aka the cop) the reason Markus ran her over was bc they were just excited about a camping trip he promised they would do together— Karen is confused bc they seemed to hate each other, and Markus is all "dude im not a kid, im 27," but the lie works. • (Turns out Markus wasnt going to get arrested anyway, since Bobby Jr was only heading over there to say hello since he was in the area) • Markus starts to head over to Emmett's house to speak to the AI inside. • Theres this whole bit about firefighters heading over and interviewing Song, and Louis being Flustered by them all and giving them giftbaskets. Song gathers a bag of stuff [aka, hidden weapons] that werent ruined from the explosion and plans to give them to Louis later, because where else would she store them? Her house is gone.

John and Clara are walking back to City Hall, where she asks if he'd like to grab dinner together- she's essentially asking him out on a date. John, however, knows Shelby wanted to try making him dinner to celebrate (and has never been asked out before so he's Oblivious), so he mentions this. Clara's "like oh yeah maybe your roommate can join us, if he's chill with it," John mentions his roommate is a girl, and Clara just goes "...oh." And like. Walks away.

Shelby shows up to pick up John and she looks so tired. John's like "hey bestie are you okay"

• Shelby tells John how she's just really focused on completing the Lego set she got earlier- the way she talks about it, like how Focused she is on getting it done, prompts the other players to theorize the Lego set is partially haunted or cursed by the dead son of the neighbor she got it from (I, meanwhile, assumed Shleby was just having an ADHD hyperfocus moment). John goes Protective Friend and convinces her to to go bed, also revealing her full name (Shelby Nicole Waters). There's a Bit about John not knowing if he has a middle name (he doesn't). • John learns Song's house exploded and he's like "it fucking what-" • He makes sure she gets to sleep, and after she does, he watches her for a few moments to make sure she's okay. Unlike the other times he's done this, he doesn't think about killing her this time.

• We all head to Emmett's— Louis chases Ken away when he tries to join us. When we get down there Markus tells John to quit his job, and Song is GLARING at the monster man, who's absolutely looking down at the floor, he Does Not want to look at her. • Louis goes on this Giant Rant to Emmett about how everything in this town is weird, have you noticed that? Like this town was made to keep all the weird stuff inside it. Literally nothing and no one about this town is normal. • Emmett says he knows this, and says he's spent years studying the town because of it. Wild. [as this is happening, John glances over at Song to make sure she's okay] • When Markus asks Emmett if he found out what the plastic was about, and Song is all "Oh I can explain that actually." She lies and says that some of her uh. Toys, got ruined in the explosion. [• We get very distracted for a moment because of this, both out-of and in-character] • We learn about the plants. Theyre venomous, highly adaptive, invasive, etc. They almost seem like Hunters, aka what John is, but as plants. • Markus tells everyone to meet them at their house since theyve got something to show the rest of the Cast. We split up. • Song and Louis hang out and the crooked's place as Song looks up a place to stay and gives him the weapons. Louis gets a message from Lestat, and heads over. • Going against a meaningful conversation he and Song had literally less than five minutes ago, Louis falls to Lestat's manipulations and lets the vampire feed upon him. • John is the only one to show up. Markus refuses to show him what they were gonna show the cast, bc then theyd have to show it twice and they dont wanna do that. John and Markus have a conversation that starts with him asking why they thought he didn't to be fixed. Markus tells John he's caring, strong- nothing's wrong with him, he just needs to work on self control. They end up becoming friends again, and John helps them feed their bugs. • When he gets home, he sees the partially-built Lego set on the kitchen counter, and feels the Urge to continue building it. He turns away, not wanting to interrupt Shelby's project– a Luck point is spent, and his Monstrous side will be worse when it emerges next.

Notes:

I FUCKED UP I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF DATING CLARA NOOOO [John my beloved he's going to ask her what he did wrong next week (and then he's going to quit his job. bc really he Also really doesn't like the plant thing)]

JOHNS CANONICALLY THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING SHELBY BEFORE, WE STAY WINNING /hj

Something about how John feels guilty about almost killing Song and how he wants to make it up to her

That conversation where Song explained the plastic? I was like "GIRL REMEMBER YOUR GEAS ABOUT NOT TELLING US, YOU'LL D I E" and then she Lied, killing me instantly

John wanting to be a good friend to Shelby is continuously fucking up his life /JJJJ (I can't wait for him to go all Monstery again it'll be so so fun)

Louis takes a break during his rant to mention how he has No Idea how Markus has even survived this long, and everyone agrees that Markus is literally the most normal person in this group. There's great dramatic irony here, given how Markus is in fact Full of Bugs and made everyone forget about that

I didnt say anything about it in-game but hello? Markus? self-control??? John had avoided killing humans by eating forest animals for three years he was doing such a good job. why do you Think he's so torn up about hurting Song

LOUIS. LOUIS IM GOING TO KILL YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. God that scene was so. ougghughghghgjh. fucking christ

#eric finally speaks #motw campaign #motw #the neighborhood watch #the neighborhood watch recap #motw oc

[georgiapeach30513]

ICY & ARLO ! Pleaaassseeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

So I wasn’t sure which age you were referring to...so I went with teenagers 😂 just because they seriously are the sweetest.  They’re besties first, and have been their whole life.  It wasn’t until much later in their life...14 for Arlo, and 17 for Iclynn that they developed a crush...

🖤🖤🖤🖤

I Don’t Want You To

Summary:  Arlo gets suspended

Pairings:  Arlo Adler X Iclynn Baizen

Rating:  mild

Warnings:  language, fighting, John Walker being a pig, 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  1.5K

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Iclynn Baizen Masterlist

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“So how was it?” a boy pushes at John Walker’s shoulder as Arlo walks into the locker room. Not even paying the usual football team any mind. Always talking about girls. Always talking about taking what they want and leaving. He hates having this class with them.

“It was so fucking easy,” John gives his buddies a laugh.

One pokes up from tying his shoes, “Which one?”

“Everyone knows Illiana is a slut and will fuck anything with a dick,” John laughs, and Arlo finally glances up at him scowling, and none of them pay him any mind. “But I like the ice princess. Completely virginal. Had her crying on just one finger,” he lifts up his finger and wiggles it around. “Not even that thick. Can you imagine how she choked my cock. Daddy’s little princess, she’s not so sweet anymore. Made a mess in my truck. I couldn’t help it I stretched her so much she bled.”

“Say her fucking name, you dipshit,” Arlo peers up at John through his lashes. Every word spitting out at him.

“Oh, you mad you didn’t get to split that shit open farm boy? Just got her fucking ready for you, if you ever have the balls to take the plunge. Course, if you just wanna get your dick wet, I’m sure the sister will suck you off.”

Arlo charges towards John, shoving him up against the locker, “Say her name!”

“Your best friend. What’s her name? I forgot. Didn’t care past her cunt. You should have seen her crying and begging me to stop and then to keep going,” Arlo punches him in the face, and watches his body fall to the floor. Moving over him to pound into him over and over again.

The other boys yell and try to get him off of John to no avail, until the coach gets in there. “Adler!” Arlo steps back, but still glares at John’s bloodied body. “What’s going on?”

“He started it!” John screams, as Arlo turns and walks to the headmasters office. Sitting and waiting on his punishment. Even when his mom comes into the office, he’s silent and solemn. Offering no explanation.

“Arlo!” Arleigh rushes after her son as he stomps through the parking lot. “Arlo Everett Adler, what happened?”

“Nothing,” his eyes fixed on the ground, hand on the door. “Can I go home now?”

“We’re talking about this later. Me, your dad, and you. You don’t do this. This isn’t you.”

“I’ll see you at home,” his voice flat and with no emotion as he jumps into his old Ford. Getting home, and he goes straight to barn to saddle up Jack. Never speaking to his horse like he normally does, just jumps on and rides through the property.

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Iclynn pulls into the Adler homestead in her baby blue Ford Falcon. Her hoodie hanging over her hands, holding it nervously with her fingers, and she’s thankful she sees Arlo’s truck, but with a look into the barn, she knows he’s not here.

She walks over to their tree swing, sitting on the old wood, and barely rocks it around. Sage and Clover staring at her through the fence, while Tulip pushes his ball over to her, “Not today buddy.”

She sits a moment staring at them, and tries to laugh through her tears. “I really screwed up. Arlo told me not to go on a date with that asshole. It was just nice having someone pay attention to me, instead of Ills.”

Continuing her conversation with the animals, Arlo and Jack return and he stares at the back of his best friend. Her head pointing to the ground, and looking completely defeated. In that moment, he decided everything that John said must be true, and she needs him. Clicking his tongue he rides behind the house, slightly tying Jack up, making sure he has water and sweet feed, “I’ll put you up in a minute, buddy.”

He walks up behind Iclynn, and gives the swing a little push.

“Ari,” her voice whispers out, unable to look at him. “You shouldn’t have done that.”

“I’d do it again.”

“Why?”

He pushes her over on the wood, and squeezes himself beside her. Facing the opposite direction, so he can look at her. “You not going to look at me?”

“You hate me.”

“No I don’t. I hate what you did, but…”

“What I did?” she looks up at him, her big blue eyes rimmed in red, and she looks confused. “What did I do?”

“John is talking all about it. Bragging. That disgusting piece of shit. He got what was coming to him. And if bragging about you wasn’t enough, he started in on Illiana.”

“Bragging about what?”

“Princess, he took your virginity,” she shakes her quickly. Repeating no over and over again.

“No, he tried. He wouldn’t get off of me. Shoved his hands down my pants and I punched him. Bastard grabbed ahold of his nose cussing me. I made him bleed,” she huffs out a laugh, and then starts crying again. “He said we had sex?”

“He was disgusting.”

“Ari, I promise, we didn’t. He…he tried. He wasn’t going to stop, so I had to stop him. And…oh my god,” she starts hyperventilating, and then remembers what else he said. “What did he say about Illiana?”

“That she was easy.”

“I’ll kill him.”

“Princess, stop. I…that’s why I did what I did. Asshole can’t…he touched you?” she nods her head, having to look away. “Bastard. I’ll,” her arm wraps around his waist and she lays her head on his shoulder.

“Come on. Let’s get in the lake,” standing up, he takes off his shirt, throwing it on the ground, and Iclynn takes a gulp, looking away. Thinking she shouldn’t find her best friend as attractive as she does. “Come on.”

“I don’t have a bathing suit.”

“You wearing panties and a bra? They black like they always are?” she tilts her head to the side, and gives him a weak smile, “I know they are. How many times have you bought underwear with me? Come on.”

“Ari,” her voice whines out. Without asking he picks her up, throwing her over his shoulder, and starts the walk to the dock. “Arlo Adler, you put me down right now. Arlo!”

“Nope. You’re swimming.”

“It’s gonna be cold.”

“Who cares,” placing her off his shoulder, he kicks his boots off. Undoing his belt, he jerks his pants down, and Iclynn inadvertently licks her lips. He had begun to get thick. Tall like his dad, but built like Curtis. Broad shoulders, and the prettiest v line on his hips. “Iclynn Blade Baizen, either you take that baggy hoodie off, and jump in, or I’ll throw you in with all your clothes on.”

She finally begins to undress. And when she’s just down to her underwear, he grabs her up, jumping in the lake with her. The two swim and splash around, waiting until they’re winded before stopping. “Thanks, Ari.”

“You’re welcome, princess,” the only person besides her brother Otto, and her dad that gets away with using that name, is Arlo. Bashfully she looks away. Her mouth constantly going under the water, as she tries to stay afloat.

“Come here,” pulling at her arm, he holds her on him, “You know for someone who has traveled the world, been to all these countries with water. You suck at swimming.”

“Or maybe,” she brings a hand to rest on his chest. Taking a deep inhale, and chickening out. “Never mind.”

“Icy, what is it?”

“You’re my best friend.”

“That’s never going to change.”

The two wade in the water silently, contemplating what Arlo had just said. “Never?” she asks, her eyes darting down to look at his lips, inching closer to him.

“Never.”

“We can’t go back from this,” she whispers, and he shivers at the thought. He’s never wanted anything more than this. The years of falling asleep outside on a blanket. ‘Camping’ in her parents front yard while they told ghost stories. Riding around and listening to classic rock. Arlo always the one that could make her smile when she hated having her last name.

“I know,” he tells her. “I don’t want to,” she quickly slots her lips against his, the two of them moaning into the other. He swims over to the dock, before lifting them both up. Laying over top of her, and feeling her the way he’s wanted to for years.

She pushes up on his chest, smiling when his hair drips down on her face. “Can we…I wanna have a sleep over in the treehouse.”

“We’re not in a rush.”

“We’ve just had eighteen years to prepare for this, Ari.”

“I’m pretty sure I’m grounded.”

“I’m pretty sure you know how to sneak off. You have before.”

“Icy, this slumber party is different,” she bites at her lip, and he leans over to kiss her kiss swollen pout.

“I promise, nothing happened with me and John.”

“That wouldn’t stop me, princess. Can I at least take you on a date?”

“A date?” she giggles up at him, her hands holding on to his hips, and she yearns to pull him closer to her. “I’ve been staying in the treehouse. It’s quieter there. No one would ever know. Please.”

“Let me see what kind of trouble I’m in first. Maybe.”

“You didn’t say no.”

“I won’t be able to stop.”

“I don’t want you to.”

Masterlist

#desperate lives #desperate lives AU #desperate verse #da au #dau #da au request #iclynn baizen #arlo adler #arlo x iclynn

[shuinami]

maybe dolores bonding with her baby brothers as a request???

Broken Clocks

Getting older is an odd thing; it's happening even when it feels like it's not. In the midst of Dolores' internal struggle to come to terms with her adulthood without her gift as a blueprint, Camilo suggests she, him and Antonio go on a bike ride.

It was another weekend without a house to call their own. For the first time in their lives, Félix and Pepa's children were staying with their father's side of the family instead of the Madrigals. Of the three of them, Camilo was having the most fun, bunking with his slightly younger primo, playing football together and such. Antonio's shy nature made the change of setting difficult at first but he seemed to be settled now, more focused on school and the stray cat which kept showing up in the evenings.

Dolores, on the other hand, wasn't even sure if she was truly living life on Earth. 

Her brothers' perception of the world wasn't based on their gifts; not being able to fool around as other people and no longer hearing animals' thoughts after less than twenty-four hours were no major losses. But for her, the most mundane of things, like their baby cousin's near silent snoring, felt like an alien occurrence - something that she could listen to curiously for hours, even after weeks of hearing it.

More pressing than that, however, was seeing how her tía and tío, who were only about a decade older than her, went about their life together - as adults. Since it was just their small family, they admittedly had more responsibilities than one would have at Casita with all the helping hands but, still, it threw Dolores for a loop. How could her tía be talking with her so casually one minute, as a peer, and then parenting her son the next?

Eventually, it clicked with Dolores that she was a grownup too, now. In fact, she was a couple years older than her aunt had been when she got married and had her first child. Dolores had lost consciousness that she was ageing around fifteen. It was shocking to realise how little she had changed, how she still had the same trivial concerns of a lovesick teenager and just how unclear the path ahead seemed despite it being right ahead of her... or, more accurately, it was the track she was currently speeding down.

Sitting on the porch beside Antonio, who was feeding the cat pieces of chicken, Dolores tried to listen to Camilo and their tío fussing at the back of the house. She didn't know why she still bothered; every sound was muffled and uncertain these days. Perhaps, it was just boredom that had her so much more interested in everyone else's business than she used to be.

"Thanks, Tío!" Camilo yelled, followed by a winding sound, kind of like a fishing rod reeling something in.

He came around to the front and Dolores realised she was wrong (why would her brother be  fishing here?): a bike was responsible for the noise. 

Antonio gasped and rushed off the step, "I wanna try," 

"Uh, not so fast, buddy," Camilo said, putting a hand out to stop him, then gesturing to an arbitrary height above his hermanito's head, "you need to be this tall to ride this one."

"Hm, are you sure you're tall enough?" Dolores heckled.

Her brother stuck his tongue out before turning his attention back to Antonio, who's bottom lip was protruding sadly.

"Wait here, okay? I've got something for you."

He dashed back to where he was before and returned with a smaller bike and a helmet.

"Ta-da!"

Antonio ran over to it, wanting to try it right away but was stopped, again. This time, it was by Camilo stuffing his brother's afro into a helmet and strapping it tight.

"My hair!" Antonio complained, moving to take it off, "It's gonna get smushed!"

"No helmet, no cycling for you."

"You weren't wearing one."

"Cause if you bust your head, my butt's gonna become besties with mami's chancleta."

Dolores scratched behind the cat's ears before getting up, "I can go get your comb for you. Then, you can just fix your hair afterwards."

Camilo raised his eyebrows at his brother and hummed, hoping he'd take the offer. Following a moment of deliberation, he accepted enthusiastically. 

Before they knew it, the two older siblings had coached him on countless laps of the street and little Antonio was biking steadily, to the point that he was confident enough to shoo his gobby teachers away. They sat on the step, wholly entertained by watching their little brother go, just like when they watched him learn to walk. For Camilo, it felt like a lifetime ago, for his sister, she could barely grasp the fact that any time had passed at all.

Eventually, Antonio came back, overjoyed to get his hands on the afro pick. His hair looked like it had been scooped off wherever the helmet had been. While their brother was content to sit back and giggle, Dolores was too pained by how depressing the dent was and started to fix his hair right away. It only took a matter of seconds to reshape the soft curls, given how attentive the little boy was when it came to his crown (a trait he had learned from his siblings).

"There's another bike, you know? The three of us should go on an adventure."

As much as the idea appealed to them, it would be a while before all of them had enough time off of working on the house to entertain that caper. Still, Camilo decided to make the bike his new mode of transportation.

Meanwhile, Dolores spent her days stealing glances at a certain poet, taking longer routes around the construction site with hopes she'd bump into him... oh, and doing chores, obviously. Not that those were her priority.

Out of the blue, one morning, a wave of self-awareness crashed over her: what the hell was she doing? She was in her twenties, going about romance with the same antics and taste as a witless and obsessive school girl. Mariano was her cousin's ex and, furthermore, if he was interested in Dolores, he would say something (...right?)

"Yo, Dee! Are you ready for adventure?" Camilo exclaimed excitedly the moment she stepped out the door.

Antonio was also outside on the little bike, helmet adjusted and ready to go. A different bike was also out there with a basket in front, already loaded with a little bag.

"Woah, I don't know if I can manage that extra stuff. I don't even know if I can still keep my balance without it."

Camilo wheeled out the bike he had used before, "Okay, you take mine."

"It's not yours," Antonio corrected.

"Take Tío's," he repeated, bobbling his head as he looked back at his brother, teasing his stickler attitude.

Rallying the mockery, Antonio put his thumbs to his ears and stuck his tongue out, twisting his hands back and forth, as Camilo so often did. In that instance, imitation truly was the highest form of flattery, as the older brother laughed along with his adorable copy-cat.

It took some getting used to but Dolores found her centre on the bicycle and was soon gliding through the streets with her brothers, relishing the invigorating caress of the wind on her skin. Camilo took the lead whilst Dolores tried her best to keep Toñito in the middle, conscious that it was the most responsible thing to do and she was the adult here so, she ought to do the most responsible thing.

"Where are we going?" she asked, realising they were headed for a field.

"We're gonna go around to the farm and then catch a cart back up."

Antonio scrunched up his nose upon noticing the beaten trail lead into a forest, "So why are we going into the jungle?"

"Shortcut," Camilo replied, riding beneath the canopy without hesitation.

The trio slowed as the terrain became more uneven and less spacious. It gave Dolores the chance to admire her surroundings; for once, the birdsong, the trickle of an unidentifiable creek and the chirp of tree frogs were not merely an obscuring drone and, instead, sounded beautifully alive.

"What if there's a jaguar or anaconda and I can't reason with them? And they're hungry?"

Dolores snickered, "Well, if we offer up Camilo, I think we'll be able to make it out okay."

"True,"

"Ha. Ha," the sacrifice huffed sarcastically before dismounting on account of the various small hills and dips coming up, "Not to worry, hombrecito. I brought a machete, the beasties won't even see what hit 'em."

The other two got off their bikes too, both making the same screw face before sharing a look.

"You think you could beat a jaguar?" Antonio questioned.

"Hm! Better question, you brought a machete?"

Camilo stopped at a split in the path and ran a hand through his hair.

"You couldn't even beat a perrito in a fight."

"Look, if it comes to me fighting in the forest with a jaguar, help the jaguar. That cat's gonna need it."

"You brought a machete?!"

"Indeedy," he replied with a thumbs up before deciding on a direction.

Antonio tilted his head and squinted, sceptical of his brother's confidence. Nonetheless, both siblings continued to follow, bikes in tow.

"Who let you have that?"

"I got it from a friend. Well, an ex-friend. I guess we're more acquaintances now... or, just people that know each other."

"Oooh, drama~" Antonio lilted.

"What's a little kid doing giving out knives like that?"

"He dared me to shift into someone that could eat it."

Dolores facepalmed, "Tell me you didn't eat it, for the love of-"

"Duh, I didn't eat it! It wouldn't fit in anyone's mouth, it's, like, twelve inches! I'd choke!"

After a moment of laboured silence, the older two started cackling at the comment out of context.

Antonio tried to wiped the sweat of his forehead, but the helmet was still on tight. All the while, his siblings were laughing at something he really couldn't see the humour in.

"I don't get it."

"You'll get it when you're older."

"I hope he doesn't, hm."

The little boy was dissatisfied by the response and, getting a bit moody, but not the type of kid to throw an explosive tantrum, came to a halt.

"Do you really know where you're going?" he tested.

Camilo brushed a hand through his hair again, "Of course I do! I ride my bike down here all the time. I'd never let you guys get lost..."

"I'm tired, I want to sit down."

"Uh... let's go a little furth- Oooh, yeah, look!"

Beckoned by their guide (who totally knew where he was going), the other two peeked over the leaves to see a clearing, which had a set of swings hanging from a tree.

"Okay, break time!" Camilo cheered, rushing his bike over to the swing.

"I don't want to go on the swing, Dolores, I don't trust it."

"You don't have to. Just tell us when you're ready to keep going, okay?"

They ditched their bikes beside a different tree, where Antonio decided to sit in its shade.

Despite agreeing that the swing seemed unreliable, the sister went to sit beside her brother who was swaying excitedly. Had he been any heavier, it may have shaken the entire tree. The two kept an eye on their hermanito, who started to drift off peacefully.

"I'm sorry I never heard about your stupid friend. I would've chewed him out, big time. What kind of friend asks you to do something like that?" Dolores continued, still disturbed by her brother's earlier story.

He shrugged, "The kind that I cut off... eventually. Man, I wasted so much time trying to be friends with that little group. A whole year and I got nada out of it. Wooo! Give it up for teenage boys."

"Right?" 

As the word came out of her mouth, Dolores furrowed her brow. No, the boy that was causing her troubles was not a teenager. Was he even a boy? Or a man, now...?

"It gets better though, doesn't it?"

She pipped, "What?"

"Like, people grow up in their late teens, right? And then, they stop doing immature stuff like that and relationships or whatever get less complicated and petty..."

What was the sensible, grownup response here? Was she supposed to lie and pretend that such a theory held up in real life? Would it be brash and juvenile to plant a seed of cynicism in her baby brother's brain?

"I don't know, man," she settled on honesty, "I still feel like a kid most of the time. People my age are all starting to get married and start families and stuff... then there's me. I have no clue what I'm gonna do with my life and, now that out gifts are gone... hm! I guess I need to start thinking about it more seriously."

"Oh..."

The two teetered quietly for a while, enviously gazing at Antonio. He was still only five, not saddled with the worry of wasting his youth being miserable or lonely.

"You're alright, sis. Having an inner-child is a good thing, I think... otherwise, everything would be boring. Like adventures and swings," Camilo comforted, giving her a friendly punch on the shoulder.

And crushes, she thought.

"Thanks. Make sure you take your own advice, boss, that was a good one."

He put his arms out, as if to question his own greatness before clapping them together, "What can I say? Walking miles in everyone else's shoes makes a man wise."

Dolores rolled her eyes at his pretentious tone, "Anyways, do you actually know where we are?"

"If I'm being real, I was loster than lost back there," he pointed across the clearing, "but I know the way from here. I came down with Papi a few times. If you look hard, you can actually see the barn in the distance."

She shook her head and tutted, despite the relieved smile spreading across her lips. Dolores was sure to give her brother a good noogie, which they both laughed through.

Even if they got a little lost along the way, they were going to come out the other side just fine.

#dolores madrigal #camilo madrigal #antonio madrigal #encanto fanfic #warm family #encanto fic #shuinami #Encanto #shui fic

[kennyomegasweave]

I'm finally starting Episode 4. I've put it off cause I know Nueng yells at Palm and I didn't want to have to be hateful about him being rude to my man, but I know I must. Onwards to my live thoughts. 

Oh this fucking asshole dad. "Look at my son's condition, he was in the hospital!" Well your son is a bitch and he only has one bruise. What a weak ass bitch to need to be in the hospital after that.

Again I ask. Why doesn't Palm have a tie? Is it cause he's poor? Can he not afford a tie? Nueng get him a tie!

SORTA HANDHOLDING. Whee. It's been two minutes. I'm already overcome.

Not Chopper and Nueng both looking all cute when hearing about about Chinese I love you. Aww Nueng is really out here like "I wanna do this project with Palm." Who is currently suspended and not even present. That's so cute.

Chopper babe, your dad is shady as hell, and possibly killed your uncle, but if he didn't, I'm guessing he wants you to learn to shoot cause you MIGHT be in danger. Your uncle was straight up murdered in an alley and no one knows who did it.

NUENG CREEPING WHILE PALM WASHED THE CAR. I SEE YOU. Once again, I know Nueng because I am Nueng.

My bestie has said many times she wants to get business cards that say "she gay dude stop it lol" to hand out at the bar when she's with me. This is relevant because I feel someone needs to slide one to Maggie and just cross off the s.

Not Nueng doing a threepeat with his eyes looking at shirtless Palm. As always, same bestie. NOT NUENG PASSING INTO PALM'S ROOM TWO INCHES AWAY FROM HIS FACE.

PALM WASN'T JUST SHIRTLESS HE'S IN A TOWEL??? OKAY NUENG OKAY BITCH.

NUENG. Your room is small, my room is big, you should move upstairs. First, you may as well have said "my bed is a California king." Also you know Palm's dad would never let him move upstairs. He's downstairs with the help baby.

Nueng really just keeps trying to blur the lines between employee and employer and Palm is trying to keep his place while also being thirsty as hell. My poor baby. Pour one out for Palm because he is in a hard place, no pun intended.

I do not like this "your number is dead" possible foreshadowing. I swear I thought the director said this wouldn't have a happy ending but they also got an Our Sky episode? So now I am all confused.

Aww Chopper and Nueng having cousin bonding. Let's be honest, neither of these kids want the family business. This is the tragedy.

Maggie is so cute and sweet and I know she just has a crush but baby it's not gonna work out. We need to continue playing Jonny McGovern's Don't Fall In Love With A Homo (A Song For The Ladies) for her until she understands.

So the song of this episode is gonna be Jealous by Nick Jonas because Nueng is already starting to act like an ass because he's mad about Maggie, who again, Palm don't want.

Oh this story is cute but again I don't like the possibly foreshadowing about lovers being separated but still in love. Nueng really puts his face all up in Palm's. Sir. Calm down. Talking about giving a reward while two inches away from another man's face. Sir. Sir please.

Chopper is my right hand arm man, my everything, my best friend, my confidant, my silly rabbit. And he's looking a whole clown over Ben. This is not endearing Ben to me. "I like those who are similar to me." OH GET FUCKED BEN. You've said that twice now and it's not cute. "Who wouldn't like you?" Chopper I want you to love yourself, I want you to want more for yourself, I want you stop caring about this boy and the fucked up part in his hair.

Palm is really praying over their paper. Baby just wants to get a good grade for Nueng because, let's be honest, he doesn't care about school. Was he even in it before? He was working on a boat.

I cannot stand Ben. And I need Nueng to do better. Nueng's face when Ben gave him that paper? How the fuck did Ben push past that? Why the fuck did Nueng let him? This is just embarrassing for everyone. I'm embarrassed. I can't decide if Ben is just that much of a cringefail 17 year old with a crush that he's just pushing ahead or if he's shady and I don't like that.

See this kiss is godawful and Nueng doesn't seem into Ben at all, but they did the heartbeat noise when they held hands that they earlier did when he was checking out Palm in a towel and so I genuinely think I'm supposed to think this is a real triangle*. And I don't understand. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. * - I want to say quad for my boy Chopper's sake but I don't feel that's going well right now, lol

Nueng you cannot mack on Ben and then be mad Palm doesn't want to talk to you. You don't get to do that. Oh mY GOD. Palm's reaction to that kiss. The boy is in deep deep. NUENG HOW CAN YOU BE UPSET PALM SAW. Palm is breaking my heart. Straight up. They are both dumb but I understand Palm, he's the one at a social disadvantage here and Nueng is just straight up refusing to acknowledge that.

Oh Nueng sitting up in that bathtub with that expression thinking about Palm. I know my man had ~fun 🍆🍆🍆~ in that tub.

Ben said "I thought you wouldn't talk to me after that day" about kissing Nueng. And he said that earlier to Chopper. If this means Ben made a move on Chopper and he reacted poorly, I will scream. I will stand with my cancelled wife Chopper but I will be prepared to soften on Ben. lol

Nueng is just getting white girl wasted and that never ends well. Where did Ben go? Like genuinely why is he letting his boyfriend get white girl wasted in a jealous rage? Oh Nueng don't do this in front of Maggie. In front of everyone. Oh see I'm not as mad at Nueng here now I'm like absolutely sad for him. Although my heart hurts for Palm too. 

Oh this shit escalated like really fast? Dear lord. Isn't this a party for the olds? Palm is straight up coughing blood. Nueng is having a panic attack and puking. They're reaching for each other and like I just genuinely don't understand how this happened? The party seemed chill? It wasn't even a house party? Thailand is wild. Again though I ask, where did Ben go? Did I miss him saying bye? I might have, but if I didn’t, this is one more time Nueng has got his ass beat while Ben was MIA. Suspicious.

Okay the preview. Ben def has a homophobic dad and, coupled with how I think Chopper might have acted a fool in the past, I'm feeling bad for him? I still need him to understand that Nueng Does. Not. Want. Him. But like damn.

I am genuinely so into this show, but now I’m like well damn maybe Ben isn’t like 100% terrible? And ugh. But also he may still be? And I just really need Palm to just straight up yell at Nueng. Like just let it all out baby. I know he can’t, but ugh. Nueng really needs like several reality checks, but he’s wealthy so I’m not sure how that’s gonna happen? I’m so ready for tomorrow and the next episode. Bring it on. 

#never let me go #regular clyde #live thoughts bitches #I am so invested in this show #this is amazing #this episode was bonkers #that ending came out of fucking nowhere #straight up RKO OUTTA NOWHERE