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sexyandcringe · 3 years

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Prank: calling their mum a bitxh

Warnings: calling people bitxh ig, slut shaming maybe? But it's all acting. Not proofread, lmk in comments if I misspelled something.

Content: crackish, fluff, a lil mean

A/n: the Atsumu one is an actual reaction someone had on tiktok and I totally thought of Atsumu when I saw it!

Atsumu

Such a great day to do another prank on your best boi tsumu

I totally believe that the Miyas are mama's bois!!

You and Atsumu were getting ready to go grocery shopping when you decided to do the prank

You had sent his mother a message before getting in the car to call you in a minute, so she did.

"Hello M/N, how have you been?" you start talking normally, and Atsumu just smiles, he is happy that you get so along with his mother as if she's your own, hell sometimes he thinks his mother likes you more than him

Thats why it was a complete shock to him when you started frowing and your tone got angrier

"Why are you being like this? i dont think i'm stealing him, why do you have to act like such a bitxh with me?" you say, hiding your laugh at the best of your abilities

Atsumu's eyes WIDEN like they never have.

"Yo what? what the hell didja say?" he asks you with the most shocked face you have ever seen on him

You look at him and keep on your act. "What? she's being horrible to me."

"I dont fucking care, you aint callin' my mama a bitxh" he looks at you as if you have punched him in the face without explainin the reason.

"But Atsumu-" "I dont wanna listen y/n, get out of the car."

"What?! what do you mean get out?" you ask him bewildered

"You walking today, im not driving you. Get out." his words leave no room for you to talk back

He takes your phone from your hands, seeing that his mum is still on line

"I'm sorry mama, what happened?"

From the other side of the phone, all he could hear was an uncontrollable laugh. "Whats wrong mama??" he asks, worried

But the situation gets clearer to him as he sees you holding your laugh behind your hand.

He gasps in realization before deadpanning "Is this a prank?", you nod, finally bursting

"Aww tsumie, that was so cute!! you got so protective over your mum!" , he can still hear his mum's laughter from the other side, so he decides to speak up: "Seriously mama?? You also decided to bully your son like this?"

He hates how much he loves both of you, although it is a different kind of love, he could never choose only one, he's glad that it was all just a prank.

"You still walking to the store." "Tsumu!!"

Oikawa

I just have a feeling that Oikawa's parents are divorced and he lives with his mum, either that or that he isn't particulary close with his father, so he really cares about his mother

You decided to do this prank while you were eating together in your apartment

You had already explained his mum the prank earlier, so you quickly messages her to call you right now

"Hi Ms. Oikawa! To what do i owe this pleasure? You smile brightly

Oikawa glances up and wonders why his mum called you, but he doesn't pay too much mind to it and just shouts a little "Hey mom!"

You act as if you and his mum are having an important conversation, like "Yeah, we could do that. Hmhm, i understand."

Until you said "What? No, i can't do that, don't pressure me to do that please." Oikawa looks up from his plate, frowing when he sees your distressed face, he whispers a small "whats wrong?" but you ignore him

"I don't understand why are you acting like a bitxh right now, but i already told you i dont want to." you deadpan and hang up.

Oikawa is very confused, like, did he hear that right?

"Did you just call her a bitxh?" he asks, anger boiling up

"Ah? sorry it just slipped, but i was really angry"

"That doesn't mean anything Y/n, even if you are angry you can't call her that. She is my mother for god's sake!" he screeches.

He gets up from the table, taking out his own phone to call his mom while getting out of the kitchen: "Hello ma? i'm sorry for what Y/n said, i gave her a piece of my mind. Tell me now, what happened?"

You smile as Oikawa registers the words from his mother, who is laughing at him but also being proud of him since he defended her.

Oikawa hangs up after whining to his mum and returns to you with suspicious eyes.

"You even dragged my mother in this, why are you so cruel to me?" he whines.

“What can i say, she just loves me like that” you reply smugly

Oikawa swears he is done with your shit, but still uses his own hand to wipe the food on your chin and kiss your stupid face.

”I hate you for this prank, but Im glad … im glad it was just a prank, i wouldn’t be able to handle it if the 2 women i love the most in this world hated each other. I love you, both of you”

your heart melts, with a slight feeling of guilt, you kiss him back, letting him know that his mother is just like your own mother, there’s no way you wouldn’t get along.

”Am gonna tell your mum about this prank.” he says, aware of the fact that you're getting your ass whooped if your mother finds out that you called his mother a bitxh, even just for a prank.

”Tooru, PLEASE NO”

Bokuto

i should go to hell for pulling this on baby Kou :(

you and Kou were about to go to a party, one of the msby winning parties and you both wanted to look the hot and sexy couple okay, so you wore a nice short smexy blue dress while Kou wore a white shirt with the first two buttons undone and black pants and he looked just muah muah *chefs kiss*

thing is that Kou‘s mother wanted to meet him too to congratulate him for the victory and since her house was on the way, you both decided to stop by

you thought that maybe this would be a good time to pull the prank you have been thinking of, although you are pretty sure you are gonna fail because you don’t trust your acting abilities, but then again Kou might not notice your hidden smile if you just hide it behind your arm

so you text his mom about the plan while he is driving and hope that she sees it soon, and she does, agreeing to your evil plan

as soon as you both enter the house, she lets you both in with a wide smile and a kiss on your cheek and starts complimenting Kou for his amazing skills in the match, to which his son stands up proudly, chest bigger than ever

but here comes the oscar winning acting of his mother hihi

She looks at you with arrogant, and lowkey intimidating eyes: “You both are going to the party right? didn’t know you were allowed to dress like that at such parties“ she spits, gesturing to the shortness of your dress and your bare shoulders.

Kou is confused, he does not understand what the hell is happening and where did that come from

”What do you mean?” you ask, frowning and putting up your best act.

”I mean, do you really have to wear such a shameless dress? You should wear that only in front of Kou, not other men” you are surprised at how good she is at this.

”Mum, i dont think you sho-“ Kou tries to intervene but you interrupt him. ”Why are you being such a bitxh to me right now?” you exhale

”Y/n??” bokuto is SHOOK poor baby why do u do this to him sjshshs

”Me a bitxh?? have you seen yourself?“ his mom doesn’t miss a beat!

at this point Bokuto can’t take it anymore: “Stop. Both of you. Y/N, you can’t call my mum that, no matter how big the fight is. Apologize. And mom, there’s nothing wrong with Y/n’s dress, we are not in 1950 anymore, you should apologize too.”

HE IS PRECIOUS STFUUUUU

You and Mrs. Bokuto stay still for a minute until you both start to laugh out loud, leaving a dumbfounded Kou. “It was just a prank baby, you were so cute” you wheeze, while Kou still is perplexed by your little act.

”OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE FOR REAL, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME” “ Mom, you’re really evil!!” he cries, and hides in the kitchen, sulking like a baby, you have to promise him to cuddle with him for at least 2 weeks ANY TIME HE WANTS.

” Kou, you know, you were kinda hot when you stopped us.”

Akaashi

you were lowkey scared of doing this prank, because,,, cmon how can you not be, its Akaashi we are talking about, he may not show his angry side often but he is pretty intimidating when angry, you know this since the day Atsumu accidentally spilled coffee on his new fave book he was reading at Onigiri Miya, while the twins were fighting over something stupid as always. Keiji did not go to Onigiri Miya for 2 and half weeks and did not talk to Atsumu for nearly a month, not until the blonde gifted him a copy of the same book with a mini apology note.

So, back to us, you decided to go with this prank because you wanted to see more reactions from Keiji, who always treats you like a princess

Keiji was vacuuming the house when you fake-called his mother to ask her the recipe of a dish she made a long time ago for you

You were talking to no one, but Keiji doesn’t need to know that, so you continue with your acting

“I see, so i have to add garlic after everything and then take it out? hmhm”

You have a whole dialogue with your own self lol, but Keiji stops vacuuming when he hears you yell: “Well IM SORRY i never made this dish before, i was just asking for help. You dont have to be a bitxh about it.”

Keiji’s eyes widen, as he takes huge steps towards the kitchen, where you are battling with pots and spoons.

”Y/N.” he calls out with the firmest, and creepiest, voice you ever heard from him. Since you started dating, he never called you by your name, always using “Love, sweetheart, darling” and many more, but never your name, not with that tone.

”Apologize to her Y/n. Right now.”

”But Keiji…” you whisper, but he doesn’t want to hear any excuses.

”Did you not hear what i said? Apologize to her, right now. We’ll talk later.”

and you do, you apologize to your phone, even though no one is on the other side. Once you had done so, you turn to Kaashi, who has relaxed his shoulder a little bit with a less hard gaze.

He is still angry, but he knows that you wouldn’t say something like that to his mum with no reason at all, so he tries to comprehend the situation

”Tell me now, what’s wrong? why did you call her that?” he is serious, and you want to punch yourself because you are sure that if you tell him that it was just a prank now, he is gonna get real mad, maybe even more than when you insulted his mum.

”I’ll tell you, but promise you won’t get mad?” you ask, innocently

”Is it something i should be mad about?” he frowns

”Uhm, will you be mad if i told you it was just a prank?” you ask sheepishly, showing him your call logs, where his mums name is inexistent

He gives you a silent treatment for the whole day sjshjsnss

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