#beth talks

[beth500]

My friend the night of getting out of the hospital and her face is still numb: I feel like the hunchback of notre dame

Me: don't do my boy dirty like that.... he's much more handsome than you

I didn't even turn around to face her when I killed her with that line. Like she was behind me and I just answered

#beth talks

[issylra]

The best part of waking up continues to be checking my tumblr, seeing the 99+ in my notifications, and knowing I'm about to read several very descriptive tags about Ferdinand Kingsley's chest hair.

#beth talks #really sets the tone for my day

[restlessmaknae]

alley rose is sooooo good

#is anyone else a fan of conan gray??? #genuinely alley rose is one of my fav songs ever #it's on repeat since it came out #it also gives major starscrossed lovers fic vibes watch me write one inspired by it in the future #beth talks #conan gray #alley rose

[girlpash]

when the aloto twitter fandom migrates to tumblr and learns to make gifs and picspams, maybe the downfall of twitter will be worth it

#I don’t recall if I have a text post tag bc I’m not in the habit of making them but maybe I will do that now #I need one in the meantime so just gonna throw a couple at the wall and see what sticks #beth speaks #beth talks #idk lmao

[cheekbonered]

me in my car: oh my god these pedestrians arent even looking where they are going do they have a death wish?????

me as a pedestrian: i am king of da street

#beth talks

[agetwellcard]

someone explain why it’s so hard to get rid of a sugar addiction!!!!!! i just want a brownie !!!!

#like I don’t drink alcohol or coffee or smoke but I have this!!! #like I’ll skip meals to just eat a bunch of cookies #but every time I try to do better it’s so hard and all I can think about #I’m eating healthy and gave up sugar for a bit bc I’m about to go and do wedding dress shopping and I’m going crazy #beth talks

[luxbealady]

Shockwave unfortunately cool af. he has no right to be doing all that

#i hate it when the groupchat is right. their smug auras haunt and vex me #🤖 #beth talks

[fonderheart]

hello, hi, welcome to my little corner of the selfship space, i'm beth!

➣ i have a long list of f/os and i'm mostly okay with sharing. my main focuses at the moment are FFXIV, The Sandman, and Genshin Impact and any associated f/os.

➣ my main non-selfship blog can be found here but any interactions will come from this blog (fonderheart). i do also have a nsft selfship blog which you can ask for off anon

➣ my askbox/messages are always open so feel free to message me whenever, i'm always happy to talk ^^

#beth talks #pls dont reblog this is just me making a new pinned post lmao

[24-hours]

An Introduction

Hello there. I’m Mod Beth and I will be taking over during Mod Tori’s absence. I do all sources and the things I can do are on the pinned post. My pronouns are she/her. It’s a pleasure to begin creating for you all.

#beth talks

[biclaremontdiaz]

I DON'T KNOW WHO ANYONE IS ANYMORE

#beth talks #still don't know my talk tag #what is going on who am i where am i

[nurse-buckley]

You know when you finally get the urge to write again, and you find a huge document of juicy little snippets and whump? You are in for a treat!

#writing #my fic #beth talks

[beth500]

One of my favorite things about being a preschool teacher is getting to be the one to introduce kids to new music that slaps

One of the worst parts of being a preschool teacher is finding music that slaps and you know your kids will love but not being allowed to play it for them because it uses the hell word one (1) time

RIP to all the great songs that aren't specifically child songs that my preschoolers can't listen to because they're to young to hear the hell word once

#beth talks #I respect and love my job to much to risk getting in trouble #I apologized to a parent once for saying dang it in front of her child while I was on the clock #the parent straight up said her kid had heard worse at home

[issylra]

PSA for the people who bookmarked my bingo fills series on AO3: after 15 fics the tags on it were taking up half the page and I hated it with a fiery passion so it's now deleted.

Here's a Ferdie gif as an apology:

#beth talks #this is what i do when i can't focus #i do nonsense

[restlessmaknae]

Added Cravity to the taglist sign-up options!

#your girl has some ideas for them so yeah sign up for the taglist if you are interested in cravity stories :D #cravity #cravity scenarios #cravity imagines #beth talks

[theslay3d]

I JUST ok so i’m watching the halloween ends movie and omgggg why is this…lowkey traumatizing anyway yeah

#halloween ends #beth talks #so slay

[cheekbonered]

friend told me recently that a guy in his office doesn't know the word for 'espresso' so he just refers to them as "hugo's little coffees" and now whenever my friend gets up from his seat everyone asks him if it's 'little coffee time'

#he deserves it #beth talks